Scariest Game of Hand Simulator EVER

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  • @christianaaronnaidoo3157
    @christianaaronnaidoo3157 4 роки тому +5214

    It takes a certain level of skill and friendship to take a gamemode that's little just sitting in chairs and turn it into worthwhile and genuinely good memes to watch.

    • @kennedywatkins850
      @kennedywatkins850 4 роки тому +98

      They have have a talent and that talent is being stupidly funny😂💀😂💀

    • @cookiemonster1597
      @cookiemonster1597 4 роки тому +85

      You can tell they have fun and that’s makes their chemistry so good. I bet they are
      like this without recording

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 4 роки тому +7

      MEMES

    • @Sodacup-s
      @Sodacup-s 2 роки тому +44

      That was content from Distractable before Distractable

    • @smokestack_lightning_999
      @smokestack_lightning_999 9 місяців тому +5

      This is not a meme they are having a debate about having multiple big holidays on the same month

  • @brandoncoleman7649
    @brandoncoleman7649 4 роки тому +9583

    I love how they actually managed to get content out of an empty circle of chairs

    • @zom_tyt7382
      @zom_tyt7382 4 роки тому +181

      Lmao ikr.
      It was Cool Wade just Has his Middle Finger in the hole Half the Time.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +269

      @@zom_tyt7382 my favorite part is how Bob just randomly decided to add in lore

    • @kennedywatkins850
      @kennedywatkins850 4 роки тому +127

      Tbh I feel like they are just genuinely talking😂😂😂

    • @shadetreader
      @shadetreader 4 роки тому +12

      They didn’t really, but UA-cam has successfully tricked thousands of people into believing that they did.

    • @jonathansims9342
      @jonathansims9342 4 роки тому +124

      @@shadetreader whats that supposed to mean

  • @sanguine5275
    @sanguine5275 5 років тому +3362

    11:54
    “What’s happening behind Mark?”
    PANIC MODE ACTIVATED

    • @dmittleman9757
      @dmittleman9757 4 роки тому +112

      xxBombcreeper ! To be fair, if someone screamed “What’s happening behind you?!”, you’d probably be panicking too.

    • @themaninyourcabinet8438
      @themaninyourcabinet8438 4 роки тому +10

      @@dmittleman9757 they weren't making fun of him...

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 4 роки тому +20

      @@themaninyourcabinet8438 they didnt say that

    • @altaccount8220
      @altaccount8220 4 роки тому +57

      "Whats happening behind you!?"
      Panik
      _Nothing's behind you_
      kalm
      *NOTHING'S BEHIND YOU*
      PANIK

  • @catibun1329
    @catibun1329 4 роки тому +4271

    The title wasn’t referring to the second game, Santa anonymous is terrifying

  • @DragunityDemonTDD
    @DragunityDemonTDD 5 років тому +9004

    Hand simulator: welcome to alcoholics anonymous
    Mark, Bob and wade: welcome to Santas anonymous

  • @mallowfly7655
    @mallowfly7655 5 років тому +7889

    Bob: “How’s everyone’s mental state?”
    Wade: “Not ... good”
    Mark:” I hate *everything”*

  • @brendonshort847
    @brendonshort847 5 років тому +2103

    Mark: “Alright match comin at ya”
    Silence as it flies off the table
    Wade screaming
    Mark: “You didn’t catch it”

    • @notactuallyacat.
      @notactuallyacat. 5 років тому +20

      * Whispers * Imma catch it

    • @RAASHNO
      @RAASHNO 5 років тому +3

      Brendon Short wade: screaming*

    • @wolfdark4128
      @wolfdark4128 5 років тому

      I swear, hundreds of likes and hardly any replys

    • @steffo0302
      @steffo0302 5 років тому

      KOBE

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 5 років тому +1

      I read the match part in the way "how I could just kill a man" is sung

  • @carverisnotpunk5214
    @carverisnotpunk5214 4 роки тому +1627

    the boys: *maniacal laughter*
    mark: 👉👈

  • @ItsMeSunnyD
    @ItsMeSunnyD 5 років тому +6610

    I like that one episode where Markiplier and his friends talk about Christmas for a looooonnnngggg time

  • @heather8777
    @heather8777 5 років тому +3797

    "Holy shit what's happening behind Mark?"
    Mark: *_*confused screaming*_*

    • @Isaac-vg3ti
      @Isaac-vg3ti 5 років тому +42

      Top 5 Mark moments of 2019; number one, Hand simulator 0:00 to 21:39.

    • @fjustfoxtrot8558
      @fjustfoxtrot8558 5 років тому +5

      What was happening?

    • @wolfinsheepsclothing842
      @wolfinsheepsclothing842 5 років тому +10

      @@fjustfoxtrot8558 Some weird looking monster was coming towards him.

    • @angel-zr2pi
      @angel-zr2pi 4 роки тому +1

      @Heather I love your profile pic

  • @rm_antic
    @rm_antic 5 років тому +2259

    The whole Christmas discussion sounded like a filler bar talk episode of Always Sunny

    • @mapleblues22
      @mapleblues22 5 років тому +11

      omg yes!

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 років тому +22

      Wade is Charlie, that's for sure.

    • @kiros6976
      @kiros6976 5 років тому +2

      So true my friend

    • @mr.deathfall1144
      @mr.deathfall1144 5 років тому +13

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs YES! And Mark is Dennis and Bob is Frank.(UnIronically my names frank and act like Show Frank sometimes.)

    • @TheRealBeardedFetus
      @TheRealBeardedFetus 5 років тому +5

      Bring Jack, I mean Mac into the discussion.

  • @kayleeleary9145
    @kayleeleary9145 5 років тому +5665

    Bob: you see my dress is so long I don't need pants Wade: can you wear leggings with it?
    Bob: it's not that kind of dress
    I love how he understands women's fashion

    • @faithlewis1661
      @faithlewis1661 4 роки тому +152

      That’s what I was thinking lol

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri 4 роки тому +360

      Hand sim makes you go so mental, woman fashion starts to make sense

    • @jots52
      @jots52 4 роки тому +208

      He who understands the fashion of the female shall be forever exiled from the land of the male. - Bible of Shrek, chapter 69, verse 420

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 4 роки тому +161

      I’m a woman and I don’t understand why all the jeans in the stores around me are skinny/tight and my worst nightmare is buying pants with not only too small for my hands to fit or even anything but also has fake pockets again 😂😂

    • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
      @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 4 роки тому +75

      Zander Mercury I think it’s `So YoU LoOk YoUr BeSt 24/7 BECAUSE WHO NEEDS CLOTHES THAT ACTUALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE’
      (Jeez,I’m a male and that still really annoys me for some reason)

  • @Johnny-ms4ir
    @Johnny-ms4ir 5 років тому +985

    11:55 love how Mark is actually terrified when he realises something is behind him xD

    • @kexard
      @kexard 5 років тому +51

      Dr. Arrogant the panic in his eyes was so perfect! I had to rewatch that part like five times!

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 років тому +8

      Mark: *Screaming*

    • @quillpentheartist
      @quillpentheartist 5 років тому +1

      Lol yes 😂🤣

    • @addkim7889
      @addkim7889 5 років тому

      thank you sir, I thought nobody was going to point out the fact that Mark screamed like a little b*tch not once but twice and in Hand Simulator of all game

    • @lanitherobot8396
      @lanitherobot8396 5 років тому

      You guys are so cruel to mark!🤣

  • @graydrawsonline137
    @graydrawsonline137 5 років тому +2466

    Everyone else: Let’s play Minecraft!
    Mark: *losing his sanity for the sake of winning hand simulator*

    • @morgue1484
      @morgue1484 5 років тому +2

      roblox

    • @chistir
      @chistir 5 років тому +1

      @@morgue1484 lol

    • @lnv42
      @lnv42 5 років тому +11

      i'm glad mark isn't using other youtuber's ideas and sticking to his own things.

    • @henrytam4932
      @henrytam4932 5 років тому +3

      Mark: *plays roblox*

  • @MiriRaii
    @MiriRaii 5 років тому +1965

    I love how the first 3rd of the video was all of them bitching about Christmas and each other 😂

  • @love.wildly.live.fearlessly
    @love.wildly.live.fearlessly 5 років тому +2815

    Mark: “Well, you keep saying you’re sorry but you keep doing it.”
    Literally me talking to my 3 year old 😂

    • @leeannR1
      @leeannR1 4 роки тому +4

      696 likes.

    • @pfftwhatever6245
      @pfftwhatever6245 4 роки тому +4

      @@leeannR1 nice.

    • @GiraffeFlavored
      @GiraffeFlavored 3 роки тому +42

      Fun fact, because people prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain associated with decision making, doesn't develop until early adulthood, children will seemingly "make decisions" that they physically do not have control over. A child will like knock a glass over or shave the dog or hammer nails into a wall or something that seems to an adult a deliberate and insidious decision, and you'll often have the question of "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" answered with "I don't know" because they don't! Their brains make the decision without their permission! "I don't know" and "I'm sorry" and 100% valid answers because children, especially _an infant,_ *physically do not possess impulse control on a neurological level.* Just let them know that they did something wrong and move on, they understand more than we realize.

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 роки тому +17

      @@GiraffeFlavored I appreciate this, thanks condoms

    • @plat6822
      @plat6822 3 роки тому +9

      @@GiraffeFlavored I appreciate this, thanks condoms

  • @idkman1765
    @idkman1765 5 років тому +1445

    5:10
    mark: bob, do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
    bob: no
    wade: i do
    mark: i know wade
    wade: i’m sad
    mark: i know wade

    • @tempeperoni
      @tempeperoni 5 років тому +33

      Best conversation ever

    • @anachristiansen3473
      @anachristiansen3473 5 років тому +19

      My friends talking to me

    • @epicman590
      @epicman590 5 років тому +22

      Very nice irrelevant time stamp

    • @paradox6728
      @paradox6728 5 років тому +5

      Why the time stamp?

    • @idkman1765
      @idkman1765 5 років тому +3

      Epicman590 wades talking about sad stuff and mark shuts him up

  • @Shy-wg4wm
    @Shy-wg4wm 5 років тому +836

    Mark: "You're being selfish"
    Wade: "I prefer calling it self-confidence"
    Wade out here exposing everyone today doing things in "self-confidence"

  • @bincherito
    @bincherito 5 років тому +1676

    *trying to be scary*
    Wade: You’re so dead ❌
    Mark: You don’t need eyes where we’re going ✅

    • @grack2208
      @grack2208 5 років тому +31

      Cavillator Lupus his face when he said that was priceless😂

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 5 років тому +28

      All those years of horror gaming experience sure paid off!

    • @rogermcduff710
      @rogermcduff710 5 років тому +5

      @@NODnuke45 pLAy

    • @tollliver9343
      @tollliver9343 2 місяці тому

      I think Wade's commentary and laughter led to the horror in it as well

  • @navations
    @navations 4 роки тому +924

    That chairs section could literally be a podcast

    • @ghostonthemoon1812
      @ghostonthemoon1812 3 роки тому +110

      Now it is!

    • @inabeanaregina
      @inabeanaregina 3 роки тому +117

      ChildishCayde predicted Distractible

    • @hasna2012
      @hasna2012 3 роки тому +52

      @@inabeanaregina frr this could easily be a distractible episode 🤣🤣

    • @emy747_inc.6
      @emy747_inc.6 3 роки тому +7

      Have u ever heard of disctractible yhe podtcast mafeeriwhartiperiliir fbob muaekyer wade mimoom loord 777 pofcast hrsb sbest podtrscast.good watch jt ot fie

    • @bakuralovesme
      @bakuralovesme 3 роки тому +15

      this comment aged well

  • @jacob_m_box3973
    @jacob_m_box3973 5 років тому +735

    19:08
    Mark: I don't like this baby staring at me
    Demon Baby: *Has a stroke then proceeds to break it's back*
    Mark: Oh shit!

  • @finalflash9501
    @finalflash9501 5 років тому +777

    Markiplier:"Are you seeing this?"
    Me: "I can't stop seeing this"

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 5 років тому +3384

    These three have a dynamic that _only_ childhood friends could share, absolutely hilarious and heartwarming at the same time. They're the perfect trio and I look forward to every video featuring all three of them.
    Love you guys

    • @therino9695
      @therino9695 5 років тому +49

      I think they met in college

    • @leoblankenship7119
      @leoblankenship7119 5 років тому +125

      @@therino9695 Mark and Wade went to high school together and I think Mark and Bob met in college

    • @dannymorales5549
      @dannymorales5549 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, but he yelled “Kobe” wich made me sad now

    • @timothytobing7212
      @timothytobing7212 4 роки тому +19

      Thought yoi gonna say in the edits "thanks for the like guys" thanks for not ruining this comment

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 роки тому +19

      @@timothytobing7212 No worries, I couldn't possibly care any less about how many or how few likes a comment gets. I will, however, edit the double spacing out. Never even noticed that before.

  • @AriiAniaismyname
    @AriiAniaismyname 3 роки тому +289

    "Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do!"
    "You're right, Santa, I sure don't."

  • @Question-Mark0123
    @Question-Mark0123 5 років тому +741

    11:15 I love the way the thunder made mark’s laugh sound evil.

  • @davidtorres4625
    @davidtorres4625 5 років тому +742

    One day there will be a VR version of the game and they will go insane

    • @roathrobin
      @roathrobin 5 років тому +34

      There's been a VR version for months now...

    • @pandemia8966
      @pandemia8966 5 років тому +67

      @@roathrobin one day they will play it and go insane

    • @Lt._Nut
      @Lt._Nut 5 років тому +30

      The VR version sounds like it’d be easier

    • @gamara204
      @gamara204 5 років тому +4

      @@Lt._Nut right

    • @ashookamanuela1901
      @ashookamanuela1901 5 років тому +1

      You could argue they already are

  • @ekkobennet
    @ekkobennet 5 років тому +643

    Wade: "Well you will if we move Christmas to Bahamas day"
    Mark: "THAT'S NOT A DAY!!!"

    • @lighthacks4184
      @lighthacks4184 5 років тому +7

      The Roseland he said that as soon as I read this loll

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 5 років тому

      *struggles to cock crossbow*
      THATS NOT A DAAYAATHDHWYDHDPPWHAGSGSG

    • @RunaFox
      @RunaFox 5 років тому +1

      @@lighthacks4184 sameXD

    • @lighthacks4184
      @lighthacks4184 5 років тому

      Proto Reacts lol w

  • @minimalgrammar1276
    @minimalgrammar1276 4 роки тому +434

    "It's the S.S. Way"
    Wade
    Wade no
    *Mark proceeds to make a very interesting hand gesture*

    • @bionicnimrod
      @bionicnimrod 4 роки тому +8

      what does it mean though? it’s a nazi thing like wade said right?

    • @wawawawwawaawwawa4965
      @wawawawwawaawwawa4965 4 роки тому +25

      @@bionicnimrod yes, a nazi group, they did a load of fucked up shit. think of the atrocities done by the nazis and the SS probably did it.

    • @eggo2179
      @eggo2179 4 роки тому +13

      @@wawawawwawaawwawa4965 I thought S.S meant steam ship

    • @danielcollins7414
      @danielcollins7414 3 роки тому +57

      @@eggo2179 In the maritime sense, yes S.S. is short for steam ship or sailing ship. In a war history sense, SS is short for schutzstaffel which is basically a paramilitary for the nazi party. They're famous from being the officer in the field all the way to being the ones who commited war crimes.

    • @friedspider8
      @friedspider8 3 роки тому +20

      @@bionicnimrod As far as I can remember the Schutzaffel (SS or Black Shirts) were like a vamped up SA (Sturmabteilung or Brown Shirts). The SA were ex soldiers recruited by Hitler to disrupt meetings of opposing parties such as the communists. I also believe the SA tried to assist in the Munich Putsch - which is when Hitler failed to take power in Berlin. The SS were used when Hitler came into power in 1933, they helped reinforce the police state and control any opposition. So they were basically like Hitler's loyal army while he was just beginning to indoctrinate the population (emphasis on the children and the army) with threats and propaganda. Shout out to my History teacher.

  • @sabrina.bean77
    @sabrina.bean77 5 років тому +466

    Literally everything about Hand Simulator is a *nightmare* for Mark

  • @Mikhail_V_V
    @Mikhail_V_V 5 років тому +728

    Wade talking about the “SS” strategy at an “AA” meeting.....
    ....
    *AASS*

    • @aggelossourelis1040
      @aggelossourelis1040 5 років тому +38

      What a stupid joke... have my like.

    • @Buphido
      @Buphido 5 років тому +31

      DJ Cringe You know, it could be an "AssAss" strategy.

    • @Mikhail_V_V
      @Mikhail_V_V 5 років тому +4

      Buphido
      😂😂

    • @Villager-js9ti
      @Villager-js9ti 5 років тому +6

      INTELLIGENCE 100

    • @IcedClass
      @IcedClass 5 років тому

      @@aggelossourelis1040 read your name

  • @yobozo720
    @yobozo720 5 років тому +1074

    Markiplier, plays with grenades, crossbows, now AA meetings......FINALLY!!!

  • @kingjb554
    @kingjb554 3 роки тому +306

    I wish I had the patience to animate the entirety of Santa's anonymous

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +8

      I tried,it's hard to do Wade with what little hair he has.

    • @MaskedReviews
      @MaskedReviews Рік тому +7

      Idk, I feel like Santa Anonymous actually got pretty good animation from the game. Can't beat the dead eye laughing, awkward hand movements, and that grit teeth 'nnnnha' that Wade did.

  • @Little_Red_Gaming
    @Little_Red_Gaming 5 років тому +507

    Mark: "Hold on I need a thumbnail for this video" *laughs*
    Bob: *chuckles* "hold still I'm making content"

    • @wolfdark4128
      @wolfdark4128 5 років тому +1

      505 likes and u dident get a single reply yet

  • @zaf.2047
    @zaf.2047 5 років тому +3457

    Everyone: let’s play Minecraft
    Mark: trying to avoid it with all his will power.

    • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
      @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 5 років тому +36

      He can just buy the handbooks and learn the basics

    • @angryinternetperson6629
      @angryinternetperson6629 5 років тому +116

      He probably avoids Minecraft because he can't drink anymore, so he's sad he can't play some *Drunk Minecraft* 😂😂

    • @snowdrop974
      @snowdrop974 5 років тому +54

      @@angryinternetperson6629 Orrrr... He doesn't want to babysit stuck Wade and Bob

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 5 років тому +3

      SnowDrop he always does

    • @williamfether977
      @williamfether977 5 років тому +13

      @@angryinternetperson6629 listen not every one dose drunk minecraft every day

  • @jesseharding346
    @jesseharding346 5 років тому +408

    When they were doing the echoy voices I just thought:
    *_RETURN THE SLAB._*

  • @chunglebung8988
    @chunglebung8988 4 роки тому +656

    “It’s the SS way”
    ~Wade Barnes 2019

  • @attrapper1
    @attrapper1 5 років тому +605

    "Fine I'll squirt my candle."
    Things that...sound really akward out of context.

    • @badcornflakes6374
      @badcornflakes6374 5 років тому +5

      Explain

    • @attrapper1
      @attrapper1 5 років тому +19

      Put your mind as far in the gutter as you can.

    • @totalingearth4243
      @totalingearth4243 5 років тому +14

      B to blow

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 5 років тому +4

      I have a candle (>.

    • @attrapper1
      @attrapper1 5 років тому +9

      We all have candles.
      Except for ladies.
      They have candle holders.

  • @sylviagrove6082
    @sylviagrove6082 5 років тому +117

    Previously on Hand Simulator: *MY CROSSBOW WANTS TO KILL ME*
    And now: Demons, Creepy Babies and an AA Meeting from Hell

  • @TheIndustrialRevolution.
    @TheIndustrialRevolution. 5 років тому +1353

    "Clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do"- Wade (LordMinion777) 2019

    • @autisticgiraffe3758
      @autisticgiraffe3758 5 років тому +20

      He literally has the number 777 in his name and his name is lordminion. 😂😂😂

    • @mrviking6892
      @mrviking6892 5 років тому +7

      Da King our names matches pretty well😁

    • @tamaramufaro
      @tamaramufaro 5 років тому +5

      I legit scrolled looking for someone to point this out😂😂😂like wtf Wade

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 років тому +6

      He's Santa. Rearrange Santa and you get Satan. It was obvious from the start 😧

    • @lilsmax4320
      @lilsmax4320 5 років тому

      I only liked cause the profile pic

  • @patrycjakapkin4911
    @patrycjakapkin4911 5 років тому +4066

    "You don't need eyes where we're going" Mark should be writing horrors
    (4k likes?? omg, I have never been this famous. Thank you!)

  • @awallflower221
    @awallflower221 5 років тому +294

    Wade: "Clearly you don't worship satan as well as I do"
    Mark: "Your right Santa"
    I..I just want to watch someone hear this out of context 😂

  • @catrinakc295
    @catrinakc295 5 років тому +592

    Baby doll : snaps back to see Wade
    Me & Mark : Oh shit

  • @jordonwest9299
    @jordonwest9299 5 років тому +267

    Mark: fingers bobs hand.
    Bob: what are you doing?!
    Mark: are you close?

    • @heatherlm8348
      @heatherlm8348 5 років тому +3

      Jordon West LOLOL I LAUGHED ‘WAY TO HARDDDDD!’ But guess what? So is Mark’s Hand

  • @megahunter2981
    @megahunter2981 3 роки тому +63

    "I'm pointing to the one person who truly maters."
    "The janitor who lives above the room we meet in?"
    "Yeah, but not many people know he's also the landlord"

  • @austinlove2557
    @austinlove2557 5 років тому +1089

    Anyone else feel like like mark and wade are the kids and bob is the parent that got stuck with them? Lol

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 5 років тому +32

      theyre all a bunch of unsupervised children

    • @alyciacayemberg2162
      @alyciacayemberg2162 4 роки тому +13

      Mark and Bob take turns being the parent XD

    • @malthedahl-spangby8263
      @malthedahl-spangby8263 2 роки тому +1

      I literally have that thought with every vid I watch of the 3 of them mate

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +356

    That moment of Wade saying, "dude I feel fine" was so funny to me. XD

  • @hallefulton
    @hallefulton 5 років тому +807

    *Sexual noises and grunts* Mark: “cool”

    • @DannyGamerXD48
      @DannyGamerXD48 5 років тому +11

      Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts
      Didn’t know snacks are also UA-camrs. *That explains the pizza that kept yelling for me to buy it’s merch and subscribe.*

    • @toxic_killer101anime4
      @toxic_killer101anime4 5 років тому

      LOL

    • @ahlogic5960
      @ahlogic5960 5 років тому +1

      1:49

  • @lizzieandmocha1131
    @lizzieandmocha1131 3 роки тому +63

    5:15 I just love how Bob's character has no facial expression but just looks so DONE with Wade

  • @Cameron-yq5ug
    @Cameron-yq5ug 5 років тому +1601

    Wade: “Is easter even a real holiday?”
    Jesus after rising from the dead: Am I a joke to you?

    • @cq4538r
      @cq4538r 5 років тому +42

      Yes mystic zombie. Yes you are a joke to me

    • @Cameron-yq5ug
      @Cameron-yq5ug 5 років тому +58

      Gun Toting Stylist It was a joke, but since you wanted to take it seriously, Zombies are undead. Jesus rose from the dead. There's a difference

    • @TheJoker-ew6lg
      @TheJoker-ew6lg 5 років тому +34

      "Sounds of crunching popcorn" don't mind me just have y'alls fight!

    • @lolathecat-0946
      @lolathecat-0946 5 років тому +17

      CBGaming so he’s a vampire

    • @Cameron-yq5ug
      @Cameron-yq5ug 5 років тому +3

      mincraft lover lol

  • @vivithemage9772
    @vivithemage9772 5 років тому +866

    "I'm not selfish I just care about me."
    Oh Wade.

    • @That_Guy_Ty
      @That_Guy_Ty 4 роки тому +3

      Fawny Wolf no bitch in like a good way, selfish Is bad

    • @lynn2100
      @lynn2100 4 роки тому +13

      @@That_Guy_Ty holy god dude, calm down

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +1

      @@That_Guy_Ty pretty sure that's part of the joke

    • @Naskori
      @Naskori 4 роки тому +1

      @@That_Guy_Ty jesus christ dude don't curse it's a joke (⌐■-■)

    • @pfftwhatever6245
      @pfftwhatever6245 4 роки тому +1

      @@That_Guy_Ty damn chill 😳 why you so pressed my guy

  • @KarmaIsLily
    @KarmaIsLily 5 років тому +274

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Wade: *_cLEARLY YOU DON’T WORSHIP SATAN AS WELL AS I DO_*

  • @isaidwesadtoday515
    @isaidwesadtoday515 4 роки тому +71

    I love the pure terror on Mark's face when Bob said there was something behind him

  • @_f1fanatic_586
    @_f1fanatic_586 5 років тому +249

    Watches intro...
    Me: I love to watch Mark rage
    Later...
    Me: mark scares me when he screams

  • @arrrnora
    @arrrnora 5 років тому +303

    Beginning: Holidays yaeh.
    Middle, Bob: THERE IS SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!
    Mark: w-WHAT *Confused screaming*

  • @fatty4597
    @fatty4597 5 років тому +480

    Minecraft: I AM INEVITABLE!
    Mark: I aM mArKIPliEr!

  • @sierraparlich0212
    @sierraparlich0212 5 років тому +134

    5:08 the face I make when I enter the room and there is a full conversation about me between all my friends.

    • @faithlewis1661
      @faithlewis1661 4 роки тому +9

      Sierra Linendoll and the face I make at family gathering when I walk into the conversation between my relatives and my name is used 👀

    • @gorillanoodles
      @gorillanoodles Рік тому

      Return to your funny comment and this funny video

  • @georgelkelley
    @georgelkelley 5 років тому +609

    19:55 “Mark here mark I gotchu”
    “Give, put it right in my palm”
    *Bob yeets the lit match across the table* 😂😭😭

  • @deliidiane
    @deliidiane 5 років тому +181

    Mark in hand simulator: you’re right
    Mark in Uno: *YOU RIGHT-*

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 років тому +182

    This video is basically Mark, Bob and Wade *sitting in a circle, arguing like an old married couple* - _EXACTLY the content I signed up for!_

  • @joemattingly3610
    @joemattingly3610 3 роки тому +49

    I personally love that hand simulator put in an alcoholics anonymous thats actually anonymous

  • @moderntactical486
    @moderntactical486 5 років тому +170

    "The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident"
    -BOB 2019

  • @calystio1199
    @calystio1199 5 років тому +64

    8:41 the way bob raises his hand just cracks me up

    • @coreyhirt8125
      @coreyhirt8125 5 років тому +4

      I read this as I saw it and nearly fucking died laughing.

    • @fireballedbard4620
      @fireballedbard4620 3 роки тому +1

      Just a blank stare as the hand rises into the sky

  • @バググ
    @バググ 5 років тому +417

    “How’s everyones mental state?”
    Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @yeetskeet8051
      @yeetskeet8051 5 років тому +4

      That is agreed apon Tord

    • @reapingseason655
      @reapingseason655 5 років тому +2

      Lol i miss eddsworld Rip edd

    • @djphipps3076
      @djphipps3076 5 років тому +1

      Men talk stet?

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 5 років тому +2

      After seeing the "content" in the beginning, I believe it is safe to say...
      *_"Same"_*

  • @MidNiteLilac
    @MidNiteLilac 3 роки тому +88

    6:10
    Mark: "Wade is just being selfish."
    Wade: "I like to think of myself as self confident."
    Bob: "The nice way to say selfish is independent not self confident you dumb ass."
    Me: 🤣🤣

    • @beckyh2855
      @beckyh2855 2 роки тому

      I was looking for this comment lol this was my favorite part 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @MidNiteLilac
      @MidNiteLilac 2 роки тому

      @@beckyh2855 I couldn't breathe for 5 minutes straight 🤣

    • @beckyh2855
      @beckyh2855 2 роки тому +1

      @@MidNiteLilac lol same I also replayed that part several times

    • @MidNiteLilac
      @MidNiteLilac 2 роки тому +1

      @@beckyh2855 Same 😂

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Рік тому

      I don't understand how independence is in any way selfish....

  • @kc5737
    @kc5737 5 років тому +113

    Previously on Hand Simulator cut to Mark screaming at the top of his lungs.

  • @royalyndixon1323
    @royalyndixon1323 5 років тому +97

    Mark: "How are you already in squirt mode?"
    "Um... well... doesn't take much to get me there." -- Wade 2019

  • @a15godzilla
    @a15godzilla 5 років тому +116

    "The true meaning of Christmas"
    "Is Easter even a real Holiday?"

  • @vegardjohansen9589
    @vegardjohansen9589 4 роки тому +47

    I love how you just see Marks whole face lights up when he first joins the demon baby thing. You can just see that he really loves his creepypasta and horror

  • @krismilstead4107
    @krismilstead4107 5 років тому +539

    “I just had to get my finger in first, and THEN the rest.”
    Mark, 2019
    Edit: HOW DA HECK I GET THIS MANY LIKES?! 😦

    • @inbry
      @inbry 5 років тому +9

      Markiplier out here giving better sex ed than most American education systems

    • @pwrsrg_9133
      @pwrsrg_9133 5 років тому

      .-.

  • @cwix1223
    @cwix1223 5 років тому +410

    “Yeah it’s about how bunnies make a lot of sex”
    I’m dying 5:02

  • @lillyolpin842
    @lillyolpin842 5 років тому +138

    I actually think it's great that Mark chooses to do something other than minecraft. yeah, i like watching the minecraft playthroughs, but these vids are like a slap of reality and a break from the same stuff. Keep doing what you're doing mark!

    • @markolivajaae
      @markolivajaae 5 років тому

      Keep on doing what he is already AND play Minecraft

  • @singulipugnarecumbitus1252
    @singulipugnarecumbitus1252 4 роки тому +212

    My Christian mom walked in as soon as Wade said: clearly you don't worship Satan as well as I do
    thanks Wade

    • @pinkvibes_only
      @pinkvibes_only 3 роки тому +7

      And he said it while I was reading it-🗿🗿

    • @malthedahl-spangby8263
      @malthedahl-spangby8263 2 роки тому +2

      Jesus Christ, that's hillarious dude!! 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @utigaraptorRARA
      @utigaraptorRARA 11 місяців тому

      @@pinkvibes_only He said it a few seconds after I read this lol

  • @Nikrowe1
    @Nikrowe1 5 років тому +125

    I love hand simulator vids, they are def the most funny. But I do miss prop hunt.

  • @Isaac-vg3ti
    @Isaac-vg3ti 5 років тому +180

    Mark, of course, creates his character as "hot" as possible.
    also, 19:11 was terrifying

  • @ollie_bot
    @ollie_bot 5 років тому +178

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Mark: “hAnUkKaH gEtS iN tHe WaY Of MaLl ChRiStMaS”

  • @crispyyoda9990
    @crispyyoda9990 4 роки тому +87

    I want a whole tv show with these three sitting in chairs and arguing

  • @lunarsystem9662
    @lunarsystem9662 5 років тому +174

    "I've never even eaten eggs on easter"
    [T h a t l o o k]
    5:05

  • @cohenvale6342
    @cohenvale6342 5 років тому +128

    3:00-10:00
    lol ok, what if they start doing podcast videos like this?! i'd approve

    • @zaielia
      @zaielia 5 років тому +2

      They already have a podcast called 3 Peens in a Podcast. They stream on twitch and fans have archived it here on youtube.

    • @cohenvale6342
      @cohenvale6342 5 років тому

      @@zaielia
      Yea and i keep missing it!
      But not that. I mean during one of their podcast videos, they do it like this. We see em talking thru characters in this game, gmod, minecraft or some other game. Just a weird skit that involves using characters really would be cool
      3 Peens Improv!

  • @cosam-shop
    @cosam-shop 5 років тому +132

    "You don't need eyes where you are going"
    Well hello Dark, we've missed you!

  • @munchmongoose
    @munchmongoose 5 років тому +51

    Tfw you know in-detail how Mark’s First Time *actually* went because you watch Unus Annus

  • @gnossiennegymnopedie8554
    @gnossiennegymnopedie8554 5 років тому +679

    Anybody else feel proud that Markiplier still swears? Alot?

    • @clobzz
      @clobzz 5 років тому +63

      Cringy Wamen mark wouldn’t be the same if he didn’t swear excessively

    • @gnossiennegymnopedie8554
      @gnossiennegymnopedie8554 5 років тому +16

      you right

    • @nikispade1350
      @nikispade1350 5 років тому +2

      I am!

    • @Jasson_is_bored9653
      @Jasson_is_bored9653 5 років тому +23

      Markiplier is not Markiplier without A lot of swearing!!!

    • @e.l.m7342
      @e.l.m7342 5 років тому +32

      Yeah. He's like Marvel's Deadpool in a community of heros.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +131

    "How's everyone's mental state?"
    Mark: I hate everything

  • @radioactivewolfeditz2639
    @radioactivewolfeditz2639 5 років тому +59

    "How's everyone mental state"
    *mark* :I hate everything
    I feel the same lol

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 5 років тому +86

    I love the fact that Wade has a shaved headed individual as an avatar, and talks about the SS way

    • @sondrawilson4430
      @sondrawilson4430 4 роки тому +9

      Unrelated but one of my many favorite Wade quotes is:"apparently you guys don't worship Satan as well as I do"

  • @ObdurateUniverse
    @ObdurateUniverse 5 років тому +125

    That AA meeting was Magical. I'd like to see more costume themed AA videos. Lol, so a mall santa, a rabi and the Easter bunny take a seat in AA Simulator. GO!

    • @firelegend2280
      @firelegend2280 5 років тому +1

      I think need more than just one idea for a videos worth add in cereal killers that are discussing what cereal to buy. GO!

    • @darkshadows_1116
      @darkshadows_1116 5 років тому

      you just want attention,you don't actually know what's going on lmao

    • @ObdurateUniverse
      @ObdurateUniverse 5 років тому +1

      :0 I would so watch a cereal killers Anonymous video, Fire Legend.

    • @firelegend2280
      @firelegend2280 5 років тому

      @@darkshadows_1116 I don't think anyone knows what's going on so we might make it more knowable by giving them ideas then they can start to go into madness after that

  • @zulnon
    @zulnon 5 років тому +65

    19:11
    When you get done arguing and they say some shit under their breath

  • @naivebone
    @naivebone 5 років тому +80

    9:23: The most interesting part of the AA meeting *by far* 😊

    • @tempeperoni
      @tempeperoni 5 років тому +2

      I died 😂😂😂

    • @lolathecat-0946
      @lolathecat-0946 5 років тому +1

      this is the weirdest AA meeting i’ve ever been to

    • @caboose5313
      @caboose5313 Рік тому

      When you are already mad and you snag your shirt on a door handle

  • @theepicderpyrainbow7669
    @theepicderpyrainbow7669 5 років тому +122

    mark: ok ill squirt my candle *baby points to mark after*
    mark's mind: that was a bad idea

  • @thecaptainhibana953
    @thecaptainhibana953 5 років тому +49

    14:25 i lost it he started talking dirty to the damn squirt gun💀💀💀

    • @heather8777
      @heather8777 5 років тому +5

      And Mark's little _"What the fuck..."_ just added to it XD

    • @thecaptainhibana953
      @thecaptainhibana953 5 років тому +1

      @@heather8777 i couldn't take thrm serious after that💀💀💀💀

  • @Azarian771
    @Azarian771 5 років тому +118

    Markplier: "I'm santa in bahamas..."
    Me: *Dies while laughing*

  • @johboat6872
    @johboat6872 5 років тому +36

    It's official
    Wade's contract with Satan makes him too good at these

  • @ryleec8073
    @ryleec8073 4 роки тому +20

    It's honestly terrifying that right as Bob died the first time he lit the match...
    And the flame slowly died out too

  • @familyhill3460
    @familyhill3460 5 років тому +36

    19:11
    IDK what's funny at this part, but I laughing so hard. Lol. 😂
    *"What's wrong with that baby?!"*

  • @hellman431
    @hellman431 5 років тому +1405

    there's two kind of people in this comment section
    the people who watched the video
    and the "Pleasure is mine, Daddy"

    • @imaymellow
      @imaymellow 5 років тому +10

      YEP
      It already started!

    • @hellman431
      @hellman431 5 років тому +16

      @@imaymellow We must persist to make sure Daddy knows the pleasure is ours!

    • @napathia4th945
      @napathia4th945 5 років тому +15

      Someone explain this joke to me this went right over my head 😂

    • @safirykat839
      @safirykat839 5 років тому +8

      @@napathia4th945 Go watch SomeThingElseYT's latest video

    • @aniartmations
      @aniartmations 5 років тому +6

      *right underneath this comment was a "Pleasure is mine, Daddy"*

  • @blazeflamestrike
    @blazeflamestrike 5 років тому +26

    7:00 I find it funny that no matter how much Bob turns, his hands stay in the exact same position.

  • @laneycay8713
    @laneycay8713 4 роки тому +20

    me: clicking on the video expecting a super scary game
    Mark, Bob, and Wade: SaNtA AnOnyMoUs

  • @LorenHelgeson
    @LorenHelgeson 5 років тому +24

    I love how they're arguing about how complete Bob's Santa costume is, and all I'm seeing is how his shoulder is clipping through the coat.

  • @Christikolter_
    @Christikolter_ 5 років тому +82

    Wade: (dead eyes) *"I'm still santa."*

  • @Shuinqie
    @Shuinqie 5 років тому +43

    18:12 “I just had to get my finger in first, and then the rest.”

  • @EdenWoofWoof
    @EdenWoofWoof 4 роки тому +28

    12:01
    Did anyone else get Phasmophobia vibes during that death or is it just me?