Casually Explained: How to Have a Normal Conversation

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  • Опубліковано 24 чер 2024
  • Out here forgetting how to make videos, unsure of if I stole Jimmy's quote off of him, my own tweet, or someone else, and also just generally being envious of people with driver's licenses. It's also Jan's birthday tomorrow so say hbd but it didn't make it into the pictures because I drew them 2 days ago.
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  • @psilow7789
    @psilow7789 4 роки тому +9764

    "Hey"
    "Good, and you?"

    • @musicased9591
      @musicased9591 4 роки тому +697

      I'm so terrible at communicating I didn't see anything wrong with that until I read it about the 6th time

    • @darkshibe2267
      @darkshibe2267 4 роки тому +80

      ALL THE FREAKIN TIME!!!

    • @supertinyblackhole_8675
      @supertinyblackhole_8675 4 роки тому +71

      Psi Low "You too"

    • @TheDoomFish
      @TheDoomFish 4 роки тому +24

      THANKS GOD! IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!

    • @crimson2knight
      @crimson2knight 4 роки тому +174

      "good morning"
      "Yes"

  • @luchinosimp
    @luchinosimp 4 роки тому +8703

    "put a hand on their thigh"
    "no homo"
    brilliant

    • @eddietibbs7349
      @eddietibbs7349 4 роки тому +2

      Ciibus facts best Channel out there

    • @rafaelmurray6870
      @rafaelmurray6870 4 роки тому +69

      Isnt putting your hands on people's thighs the only way to make friends?

    • @Zack-so7nk
      @Zack-so7nk 3 роки тому +1

      *wheeze*

    • @kingscreed1511
      @kingscreed1511 3 роки тому +5

      I havent laughed this hard in months

    • @MrTeff999
      @MrTeff999 3 роки тому +9

      Not sure you got it. I listened about eight times and I’m pretty sure he self-servingly modified it so girls would understand how to talk to him.

  • @arirought531
    @arirought531 3 роки тому +6918

    "would you kill a child?"
    "Yes, and..."

  • @sasuke19781
    @sasuke19781 3 роки тому +6965

    The fact that a vídeo called "How to have normal conversation" has 3.4 Million views means a Lot.

    • @miguelangel-lb2ij
      @miguelangel-lb2ij 3 роки тому +68

      Mal, la mayoría somos unos inadaptados

    • @cabbage5169
      @cabbage5169 3 роки тому +52

      @@miguelangel-lb2ij Very true bro, muchos de los niños de Gen Z tienen problemas con ablando con las personas

    • @Ristaak
      @Ristaak 3 роки тому +220

      Most people capable of normal conversations don't think they are capable of normal conversations and relate to this video a lot. It's pretty funny actually.

    • @jsgv7935
      @jsgv7935 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ristaak lol

    • @haydengodfrey8346
      @haydengodfrey8346 3 роки тому +34

      @@cabbage5169 I'm trying to respond in Spanish, but I'm just experienced enough to know I will do it incorrectly.

  • @tyrannuslapis5107
    @tyrannuslapis5107 4 роки тому +4058

    "I remember my blunders, but I never remember anyone elses"
    "There was an elevator guy that made a bad joke once, I'll never forget him"

    • @chadradicchio1576
      @chadradicchio1576 4 роки тому +132

      He remembers him because he roasted him so hard and pointed out his flaws and life mistakes.

    • @LennyTheHopeless
      @LennyTheHopeless 4 роки тому +76

      I remember this random teen and his friend walking near me outside. The teen walked straight into the column of a building and I burst out laughing with them.
      The dude was clearly embarrassed and I still remember it XD

    • @munchkin0518
      @munchkin0518 4 роки тому +13

      @@LennyTheHopeless Like I'll remember your collum

    • @youtubeviewer4127
      @youtubeviewer4127 Місяць тому

      Yes that makes me feel nervous, like what if i accidentally do something like the elevator guy 😅 honestly sounds like something i could say maybe it would be my best joke

  • @josebaz7840
    @josebaz7840 4 роки тому +23222

    “i cant stop thinking what other people think of me”
    “dont worry man, no one thinks about you”
    *smiles*

    • @chrish7583
      @chrish7583 4 роки тому +237

      Lol. I don't know about that. Maybe random people don't, but people that you see on a regular basis ( maybe at the gym) prob as boy do.

    • @chrish7583
      @chrish7583 4 роки тому +27

      * probabbly

    • @chrish7583
      @chrish7583 4 роки тому +61

      Especially when you say or do something stupid .

    • @thatoneguy444
      @thatoneguy444 4 роки тому +181

      Tell that to guys in my middle school who still tell my dumbest stories to my high school ruining some opportunities. :(

    • @roboosh
      @roboosh 4 роки тому +232

      @@thatoneguy444 So own the story and laugh at yourself with others. we all do dumb shit.

  • @gazelle4204
    @gazelle4204 3 роки тому +259

    Me: *Trying to start a conversation*
    Person: Yes and?
    *Nervous Breakdown*

    • @user-ro4vk1wt7z
      @user-ro4vk1wt7z 2 роки тому +12

      Ok but why?
      Explain?
      So what?

    • @expired-epple1682
      @expired-epple1682 2 роки тому

      *Mental Breakdown*

    • @eresoup7229
      @eresoup7229 2 роки тому

      @@user-ro4vk1wt7z טוב אחי

    • @adhillA97
      @adhillA97 3 місяці тому

      That's... not what "yes and"-ing means 😂

    • @youtubeviewer4127
      @youtubeviewer4127 Місяць тому

      Normally i dont even talk because it scares me and i suck at it, but sometimes when I do try to just talk they say "yes why?" Or sometimes when they are more mean they will say "ok so??" I feel like if you are quiet they say you are so boring and quiet but if you talk you are just annoying, but maybe thats just for me because im an annoying person, i just realize i wrote a way too long comment, while in real life i just dont talk at all, maybe its for the best that i dont talk im just annoying

  • @Thomas-dd2pn
    @Thomas-dd2pn 3 роки тому +1472

    POV: You're an introvert and finally deciding to start talking to people.

    • @jakubslavik5595
      @jakubslavik5595 3 роки тому +7

      Yes!

    • @youcantspellslaughterwitho4353
      @youcantspellslaughterwitho4353 2 роки тому

      also im not an introvert loser

    • @savageraccoon787
      @savageraccoon787 2 роки тому

      Ayyyyy

    • @log9700
      @log9700 2 роки тому +18

      Everyone of my friends talk about normal stuff while I'm
      Just here watching knowing that they don't know that I don't know how to have a conversation

    • @leoohlin
      @leoohlin Рік тому +1

      Introvert isn’t the same as being social awkward. Yeah we read the title man.

  • @ENDESGA
    @ENDESGA 4 роки тому +13778

    Cashier: “have a good day”
    Me: “you’re welcome”

  • @Okartel
    @Okartel 4 роки тому +31482

    “Alright dawg, see ya later.”
    “See ya man.”
    _Walks in same direction._

    • @Engelfinger
      @Engelfinger 4 роки тому +1841

      Okartel are you more of a ‘slow down awkwardly and let your bro pass’ kinda guy, or a ‘re-greet and keep talking like the most socially painful thing ever didnt just happen’ guy?

    • @timchanux
      @timchanux 4 роки тому +1418

      The horror. Anyone that can solve this problem deserves a noble prize

    • @lucioyuen
      @lucioyuen 4 роки тому +511

      I'd run into the road tbh

    • @Aaron0911
      @Aaron0911 4 роки тому +226

      I just did that yesterday

    • @futsk01
      @futsk01 4 роки тому +142

      Yeah that's the worst

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e Рік тому +32

    Worked in retail. Made it a point to always say "good morning" to customers no matter what time of day it was, just to see how late they'd absentmindedly return the greeting. About 9:30 pm was the golden zone.

  • @lifelikecave9225
    @lifelikecave9225 3 роки тому +253

    "I am of course talking about children"
    I love this channel

  • @mcyeet4206
    @mcyeet4206 4 роки тому +3127

    *walks up to man on street*
    *points at shoes*
    “Are they fast?”

  • @jediOutlaw420
    @jediOutlaw420 4 роки тому +5360

    "Hey how's it going?"
    "I'm good"
    "Good thanks"

  • @lks9988
    @lks9988 3 роки тому +52

    "No one thinks about you"
    I've stayed true to this saying for my entire life after 13 years old.

  • @luisargueta9800
    @luisargueta9800 Рік тому +35

    Everytime Jan storms in a monologue I know I'll end up laughing to tears

  • @thebandwagoneffect
    @thebandwagoneffect 4 роки тому +3958

    “I don’t remember anyone else’s blunders” *makes video on weirdo who compares bikes to cars*

    • @CruelQuertos
      @CruelQuertos 4 роки тому +173

      Check mate atheists.

    • @alexg3767
      @alexg3767 4 роки тому +59

      Well chronologically at first it was his own blunder in his perception

    • @elijahwilliams157
      @elijahwilliams157 4 роки тому +83

      True but he's still confused about who actually made the blunder

    • @mgb360
      @mgb360 4 роки тому +69

      That's only in the rare case that you make a blunder so obtuse and confusing that the other person thinks it was their fault

    • @duckman12569
      @duckman12569 4 роки тому +6

      >Implying that was a blunder

  • @Oddmartian2
    @Oddmartian2 4 роки тому +11814

    1. Find some other people who are already having a conversation
    2. Listen in silence and occasionally smile
    3. Walk away awkwardly

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 4 роки тому +717

      Walk up to people having a conversation. Wait till they notice me. Wait a few more seconds to make it awkward. Shout "Praise Lord Starscream!" Walk away at a faster than normal pace.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +341

      You stealin *my moves?*

    • @yo-qt6bg
      @yo-qt6bg 4 роки тому +179

      I change step two to “Listen in silence and respond to something that makes sense, while laughing and make the occasional smile.”

    • @sabinaperez2091
      @sabinaperez2091 4 роки тому +72

      You get a like, cus i did the exact dame thing yesterday, and it feels good to remember i'm not the only one that does that

    • @olesvren2906
      @olesvren2906 4 роки тому +163

      1. Find someone deep in a conversation
      2. Wait for them to notice me
      3. pretend you know what they are talking about
      4. get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

  • @Fredreegz
    @Fredreegz Рік тому +124

    A few things I’ve learnt lately:
    • Try your damned hardest not to interrupt. The most valuable thing you can contribute to a conversation is a respect for the other person and what they have to say.
    • If someone’s point does get interrupted, or the conversation goes off on a tangent before they’ve concluded what they were saying, wait for an appropriate pause and ask them to continue what they were saying, even if it wasn’t you who interrupted them. They’ll be pleasantly surprised and appreciate it.
    • In casual conversation, if you didn’t hear something, or didn’t understand something someone said to you, people really appreciate it if you ask them to explain it, or expand on a point. Say “I’m sorry, what did you mean when you said XYZ?“. It shows them that you actually really care about what they’re saying to you.

    • @GT-tj1qg
      @GT-tj1qg Рік тому

      Of course, it's all a kind deception really. Their ideas are probably not worth the breath they are spoken with.

    • @lauracarpenter2460
      @lauracarpenter2460 9 місяців тому +3

      I Really like that. It should be the first thing you learn in 4th grade

    • @QSBraWQ
      @QSBraWQ 2 місяці тому +1

      how to do last one when you didn't hear the "XYZ" thing?

    • @erikthered9670
      @erikthered9670 29 днів тому +1

      @@QSBraWQ then I usually say "ok what were you saying a minute ago?" and usually they don't remember either but it gets the conversation rolling again towards finding a topic.

    • @TheHive616
      @TheHive616 9 днів тому +1

      Thanks for this. I've been annoyed by how often people interrupt each other my whole LIFE and it's like, why is that the easiest way for people to communicate? It's often because people aren't actually listening, they're just waiting for a chance to make you feel stupid and then change your mind. And, unfortunately, the more self absorbed the world has become, the more common this seems to be.

  • @Alex-xd7ki
    @Alex-xd7ki 3 роки тому +28

    My friend sent me this...I think they’re trying to tell me something.

  • @bramkrist7198
    @bramkrist7198 4 роки тому +4776

    im going to try the “nohomo” strat

    • @Spartan-Hawk
      @Spartan-Hawk 4 роки тому +4

      De snurkende Mennekes good idea

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 4 роки тому +31

      Is that made by fender?

    • @cuppedfart
      @cuppedfart 4 роки тому +59

      make sure to yell no homo at the end or you gay

    • @stratospheric37
      @stratospheric37 4 роки тому

      haha yes

    • @Trevenus
      @Trevenus 4 роки тому +33

      Bet it's not as fast as my "Yeshomo" strat

  • @thejdevlin90
    @thejdevlin90 4 роки тому +22050

    Cashier: "have a nice day"
    Me: *expecting him to ask if I wanted a bag* "nah, I'm good thanks"

  • @theresas5892
    @theresas5892 3 роки тому +15

    "amuse yourself"
    me, who finds no greater joy than in arguing with people: well, well as you please

  • @FarHowling
    @FarHowling Рік тому +181

    I wish one of my colleagues would've known about your six step program, because her strategy of getting me out of my shell was basically:
    1. Wait for a large gathering of colleagues
    2. Keep pointing out to everybody how "shy" I am while suggesting I should partake in more conversations
    3. Loudly ask my opinion on things other people talk about, even if the topic was nothing to have an opinion about and just some stories out of people's lifes

    • @deleteme924
      @deleteme924 Рік тому +20

      omg that is so irritating

    • @iwantabigpiece
      @iwantabigpiece Рік тому +6

      That sounds like a horror movie

    • @vayne06
      @vayne06 Рік тому +3

      Sounds like she likes you. You should definitely use nature's tools to shut her up😏

    • @iwantabigpiece
      @iwantabigpiece Рік тому

      @@vayne06 are you missing a word in your sentence

    • @vayne06
      @vayne06 Рік тому +1

      @@iwantabigpiece better now. I hope everyone gets it!

  • @deviousj5868
    @deviousj5868 4 роки тому +4200

    Me: "Hey how are ya doing?"
    Them: "Terrible."
    Me: "Ok, see ya around."

    • @sirbow2
      @sirbow2 4 роки тому +86

      That might be the best response depending on the person. That's what I prefer a lot haha.

    • @fartmaster1123
      @fartmaster1123 4 роки тому +15

      *Oblivion Music plays in the background*

    • @Oblivion-cs4kl
      @Oblivion-cs4kl 4 роки тому +2

      Wait who’s in me

    • @MyFabian94
      @MyFabian94 4 роки тому +27

      I'm german, and while I know that Americans expect the Answer "Fine" and then Silence or Lies, I normally just give them a complete and honest Account of my entire Week in the manner of an Edwardian.
      And I can keep it up for 20 Minutes, reminding them constantly by thanking them for asking, just going through all the Notions, the Expressions of the Cashiers I met, the Circuit Breaker that Broke or that one Time someone tried to murder me in Traffic.
      Now they just presume on me with a "And you are doing well I see" or something of that Sort.

    • @raezor82
      @raezor82 4 роки тому +1

      @@MyFabian94 ua-cam.com/video/mhEYXcCB1Qw/v-deo.html

  • @FryingPan76
    @FryingPan76 4 роки тому +5296

    "Soooo, any hobbies?"
    "I like to stalk people"
    "Oh, really? Sounds interesting. I like to Swim"
    "I know."

    • @newto2794
      @newto2794 4 роки тому +142

      I started reading this in a funny way, now I have compromised my identity

    • @mukulsharma5738
      @mukulsharma5738 4 роки тому +14

      @@newto2794 same here

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 4 роки тому +23

      Well I just got hit by a bus reading that

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 4 роки тому +31

      I laughed a lot more than I should have at that.

    • @jencgold
      @jencgold 4 роки тому +1

      FryingPan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oktawik3070
    @oktawik3070 Рік тому +14

    The situation with a bicycle was a perfect opportunity to race with this guy, damn

  • @buffordjohnson9812
    @buffordjohnson9812 3 роки тому +18

    Waiter: “Enjoy your food”
    Me: “Thanks you too”

  • @TheAwesonymous
    @TheAwesonymous 4 роки тому +2001

    Me: ok dont be awkward
    Person: "Hello"
    Me: "Good thanks"

    • @rewrose2838
      @rewrose2838 4 роки тому +28

      How are you?
      Hello!

    • @vladdangel
      @vladdangel 4 роки тому +4

      Nah you're still good, I'll just talk louder and more clearly since you didn't hear me properly the first time.

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 4 роки тому

      Me: Your comments "joke" is getting old and not even funny

    • @traveler7984
      @traveler7984 4 роки тому

      Tek Rx This is why I can’t make jokes in public 😔

  • @mustafabale24
    @mustafabale24 4 роки тому +5753

    On a date;
    Me (to myself): don't let her know how awkward you are
    Her : Nice weather
    Me : Thanks
    ........

    • @ap982
      @ap982 4 роки тому +417

      Mustafa Bale
      Me: *shit* Oops haha, i thought you said “nice sweater”
      Her: but you’re wearing a t-shirt
      Me: ...

    • @ilikemetal2910
      @ilikemetal2910 4 роки тому +196

      @@ap982 *starts sweating*
      Me: "Oh I thought you meant I was healthy because of how much I sweat"
      Her: "You're literally on a hospital bed"

    • @demonindenim
      @demonindenim 4 роки тому +124

      best response to that is “i am god, i control the weather”

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 4 роки тому +10

      @@demonindenim *Thor

    • @chloeolson3185
      @chloeolson3185 4 роки тому +3

      Mustafa Bale hahaha i saw that meme

  • @antanassmetona4054
    @antanassmetona4054 2 роки тому +348

    "Poor thing must've been vaccinated"
    Well, that aged nicely

  • @conornorris6815
    @conornorris6815 3 роки тому +9

    the key is to be so socially inept you don't even realize it when you're being awkward and instead just power through it talking about Bionicle's.

    • @wojciechficek616
      @wojciechficek616 3 роки тому +2

      How many Bionicles do you have?

    • @sarahbarabe8470
      @sarahbarabe8470 3 роки тому +3

      Or all of us nerds could group together and not have to worry about seeming awkward and socially inept because we all get it.

    • @diegobrando2750
      @diegobrando2750 2 роки тому

      @@sarahbarabe8470 I have a dream. That is it completely.

  • @xIronWarlordx
    @xIronWarlordx 4 роки тому +1733

    On the phone:
    "Mind if I put you on hold?"
    "Yes please"

    • @immersiveparadox
      @immersiveparadox 4 роки тому +35

      LMAO JESUS

    • @yiumyoumsan6997
      @yiumyoumsan6997 4 роки тому +3

      What does that mean, English is not my first language

    • @saeedaaden3088
      @saeedaaden3088 4 роки тому +3

      I can't breathe omfg

    • @jamietalbot1662
      @jamietalbot1662 4 роки тому +32

      Hey@@yiumyoumsan6997, "putting someone of hold" means that you're pausing the phone call. "Yes please" would usually be inappropriate because it makes it seem like you want be "put on hold", and don't want to keep talking with the person.

    • @yiumyoumsan6997
      @yiumyoumsan6997 4 роки тому +4

      @@jamietalbot1662 oh ok i get it now thanks

  • @MoonArtyre
    @MoonArtyre 4 роки тому +1055

    "nice weather"
    me: "thanks"
    *mentally dies*

    • @joeseppy69
      @joeseppy69 4 роки тому +58

      Yo someone said “good morning” and I said “thank you”

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 4 роки тому +50

      Awkwardly Accepting the Title of Weather God, colorized

    • @user-vr1nd3ep3s
      @user-vr1nd3ep3s 4 роки тому +24

      That's ok, they probably thought you heard "nice sweater"

    • @karimd88
      @karimd88 4 роки тому

      t s ó l a r i a HAHAHAHAHA

    • @FisherStAmour-xl4qz
      @FisherStAmour-xl4qz 4 роки тому +14

      It's nice to find other people who have accidentally convinced others they are wether gods.

  • @BeenWBarron
    @BeenWBarron 3 роки тому +126

    "poor kid must have been vaccinated" that broke me 😂

  • @dante340
    @dante340 Рік тому +4

    "When I talk to a stranger, I usually see it as a chance to screw things up. So I don't do it."
    ....you sir, have just summed up my entire existence on this planet. Bravo

  • @jonanah
    @jonanah 4 роки тому +14361

    Used to get so bored at my food service job that I started saying, “Hi, how can I food you?” to customers and no one ever called me out or even seemed to notice.

    • @banan4slug357
      @banan4slug357 4 роки тому +1735

      I would laugh and say "food me with a number 3 with extra sauce"

    • @PpPp-rn9ix
      @PpPp-rn9ix 4 роки тому +1705

      Oh they do notice, but they won't say it out loud
      Good night

    • @redmanaaron97
      @redmanaaron97 3 роки тому +607

      You could completely speak Vietnamese and it wouldn't bump me as long as my order is somewhat close to correct

    • @bpunsky
      @bpunsky 3 роки тому +324

      Plot twist: they noticed but were too embarrassed for you to call it out to your face

    • @patrickwheeler6362
      @patrickwheeler6362 3 роки тому +105

      I went to a German lan guy age immersion camp once and the counselors told us to “fressen” our food which is the word that means to eat like an animal. I don’t think most of the kids got it.

  • @acosmicstoic9276
    @acosmicstoic9276 3 роки тому +8276

    Girl at office: "Where did you get that shirt its nice."
    Me:"Thanks for the twitch prime."

  • @masculineman123
    @masculineman123 Рік тому +11

    Me to a girl:
    Do you want some water?
    *Gives her an empty cup*
    I died that day.

  • @srkinllow8719
    @srkinllow8719 3 роки тому

    dude, i was kinda down lately and your video made my day better, thanks

  • @bl7857
    @bl7857 4 роки тому +2053

    "My grandmother passed away"
    "ah, that's a really good way of saying it"

    • @joelmiller2601
      @joelmiller2601 4 роки тому +19

      Nameless Noyb my grandmother did actually pass away 2 days ago, rip

    • @azzy4625
      @azzy4625 4 роки тому +16

      Joel Miller I’m so sorry to hear that

    • @aleckeen4134
      @aleckeen4134 4 роки тому +104

      @@azzy4625 Ah, that's a really good way of saying it.

    • @dirtylittledoe
      @dirtylittledoe 4 роки тому +2

      Alec Keen lol

    • @shnglbot
      @shnglbot 4 роки тому +2

      @Nameless Noyb
      I LOL'd my biggest LOL from your comment.

  • @lifecanbeadream
    @lifecanbeadream 4 роки тому +2994

    Person: “Happy birthday”
    Me: “Yeah, you too”

    • @tooba6290
      @tooba6290 3 роки тому +78

      This happened to me.. and on my next birthday I was actually practicing saying.... thank you

    • @chadradicchio1576
      @chadradicchio1576 3 роки тому +36

      Me and my brother share the same birthday but we are 6 years apart. It's a great conversation point.

    • @Rita_Arya
      @Rita_Arya 3 роки тому +8

      Actually me and my first cousin
      And now also our new sis-in-law, share the same lunar birthday so that's how we say it😁

    • @seaghan6412
      @seaghan6412 3 роки тому +4

      @@chadradicchio1576 my favourite topic at dinner is peoples parents sexual habits.

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 3 роки тому

      Never happened to me, probably because it's not common to just wish the other way around as a thank in my language
      damn

  • @toastedcoconut6095
    @toastedcoconut6095 3 роки тому +2

    The genius of these videos is exceedingly underrated

  • @painfullymidiocre5298
    @painfullymidiocre5298 2 роки тому +2

    i never expected to get actually good advice from this channel

  • @CaioVictor20101
    @CaioVictor20101 4 роки тому +1806

    i love how you can hear him smiling while talking about his mother

    • @RedMaitreya
      @RedMaitreya 4 роки тому +86

      He truly loves her

    • @jelowo9877
      @jelowo9877 4 роки тому +45

      So wholesome

    • @balkanboi06
      @balkanboi06 4 роки тому +9

      This video made me smile. :)

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 роки тому +41

      He is so amused and I am charmed.
      Damnit.
      I am angered and threatened by him actually applying his useful content to his life. I didnt subscribe for wholesome growth! So unrelatable. I need loser Casual back.

    • @mrsmartass1998
      @mrsmartass1998 4 роки тому +3

      I was cracking up on that bit lmao

  • @DampZombieNugget
    @DampZombieNugget 4 роки тому +1469

    "You from our school? I'm also from our school!"

  • @xDeadxDarlingx
    @xDeadxDarlingx 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks man. I needed this

  • @johnaboy851
    @johnaboy851 3 роки тому +1

    it feels like this is genuinely helpful

  • @sheepgang2137
    @sheepgang2137 4 роки тому +2764

    "Hi how are you?"
    My brain: say im good! No say alright.
    My mouth: al roingitgh

    • @voltz7886
      @voltz7886 4 роки тому +63

      RightNowRightNow??? I had a stroke trying to say that out loud

    • @sasykins3359
      @sasykins3359 4 роки тому +22

      When ever I think of two words to say like hi or hey,instead of picking one of those words to say my I some how awkwardly mix the two and say hooowaaaee!

    • @bucknasty176
      @bucknasty176 4 роки тому +5

      Me: Goodnight

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 4 роки тому +11

      people talk to you? that's quite an achievement.

    • @markiel55
      @markiel55 4 роки тому

      geez, put a lock or a semaphore. The operation is obviously non atomic.

  • @carajordan3762
    @carajordan3762 4 роки тому +5813

    Person I just met: “Lovely meeting you!”
    Me: “Love you too!”
    Still haunts me at night

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 4 роки тому +243

      Hahaha. I'm going to start doing that.

    • @MacNifty
      @MacNifty 4 роки тому +281

      I have a job interview. I'm going to do it at the end of the interview.

    • @Donrado
      @Donrado 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha!

    • @petitnicollas
      @petitnicollas 4 роки тому +20

      Sounds like something I would think

    • @michaellikes780
      @michaellikes780 4 роки тому +61

      That's 100% something I would say just because I'm trying to answer too quickly

  • @jaydub5515
    @jaydub5515 2 роки тому +3

    I love your satire. Glad I found your channel

  • @hijacked6663
    @hijacked6663 3 роки тому

    I actually really needed this, thanks!

  • @Myrtriss
    @Myrtriss 4 роки тому +1213

    "are you allergic to peanuts?"
    "sorry no"
    ...

  • @irreleverent
    @irreleverent Рік тому +4

    What this has reinforced to me is that actually I'm fine at talking to people and I really need to kick my own ass about it less, and do it more.

  • @jettusspaghettus3447
    @jettusspaghettus3447 2 роки тому

    One of the greatest videos on this channel.

  • @yo-qt6bg
    @yo-qt6bg 4 роки тому +533

    “First of all, my legs are massive.”
    Lmao

  • @user-uo5st2re6m
    @user-uo5st2re6m 4 роки тому +7297

    "The solution of dealing with a child is of course alcohol. It is, unfortunately, the cause as well"
    Best quote ever put by human

    • @user-yt2kn8sr6y
      @user-yt2kn8sr6y 4 роки тому +18

      This quote doesn't make sense

    • @user-py9cz8zh8h
      @user-py9cz8zh8h 4 роки тому +90

      execute it does you just don’t understand it

    • @matoo509
      @matoo509 4 роки тому +95

      @@user-py9cz8zh8h "The solution of dealing with a child is of course alcohol, it is, unfortunately, the cause as well"
      *fixed

    • @jayfrank1913
      @jayfrank1913 4 роки тому +75

      "To alcohol! The answer to, and the cause of, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson (not a human)

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 4 роки тому

      弘睿甫 i don't get it someone explain please

  • @Blue-xe5cj
    @Blue-xe5cj 2 місяці тому

    This video was so unexpectedly hilarious lmao instant sub

  • @vinnyfuckmylastname3182
    @vinnyfuckmylastname3182 2 роки тому +5

    my problem is not being scared to say something cuz the other person will judge, my problem is not even knowing what to say at all

  • @Nexrasa
    @Nexrasa 4 роки тому +2255

    Someone: (Completely coherent and understandable sentence)
    Me: “Im sorry?”

    • @naufalap
      @naufalap 4 роки тому +319

      Someone: (Completely coherent and understandable question)
      Me: haha yeah

    • @Hunted0LessShirt
      @Hunted0LessShirt 4 роки тому +106

      Me, 5 seconds later and interrupting their repeat: "Oh, I'm good... Sorry, took me a moment to comprehend words"

    • @PakkiNakki
      @PakkiNakki 4 роки тому +54

      I’ve noticed I can’t hear people who I don’t know. It’s weird

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 4 роки тому +51

      Omg this is so relatable. I succeed every single f*cking hearing test but I literally cannot hear what other people say it's driving me nuts.

    • @futsk01
      @futsk01 4 роки тому +19

      @@PakkiNakki your brain needs to adapt to the way a person speaks. People can talk in very different ways and each way requires its own decoding method.
      That's why when talking to someone, before actually saying it I will lead with something useless like "hellohowareyou" etc, just to give them time to get accustomed to my voice.

  • @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921
    @thursdayplurbonym-boyporri8921 4 роки тому +3687

    I wish you could just log off when the conversation gets awkward in real life

    • @thisisepic3052
      @thisisepic3052 3 роки тому +59

      :c this is why I spend my time on UA-cam talking to people instead of talking to the kids at school

    • @Happenstance_music
      @Happenstance_music 3 роки тому +229

      That’s Why I always keep my cyanide pils with me

    • @jiangciyang3860
      @jiangciyang3860 3 роки тому +20

      @@Happenstance_music wtf

    • @realwelshie
      @realwelshie 3 роки тому +66

      @@Happenstance_music The easy way to escape an awkward conversation haha

    • @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728
      @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728 3 роки тому +15

      I mean there's always suicide but I won't consider that if I were you.

  • @zapking8209
    @zapking8209 2 роки тому +3

    I hate it when I find something in these videos relatable, because I know that they’re supposed to be comedic so I don’t know if I’m just being dumb.

  • @sameeajamal
    @sameeajamal 3 роки тому +7

    This helps my awkward being so much :') My whole life I have been wanting someone to teach me this!!

  • @FabiProductions
    @FabiProductions 4 роки тому +7991

    She asks you to marry her after 5 years of dating.
    Is she into you?
    Well, you can't really tell

  • @RadiantPickle
    @RadiantPickle 4 роки тому +1840

    *me at work:*
    customer: "How are you today?"
    me: "Yes."

    • @the_mess_express
      @the_mess_express 4 роки тому +33

      _Yotsuba_ Now you can say “yes, and” to keep the conversation going

    • @anvi7572
      @anvi7572 4 роки тому +1

      Are you Captain Falcon?

    • @1010nm1
      @1010nm1 4 роки тому +3

      I do this every time a server asks me how I am doing if I don’t consciously prepare my answer before they reach the table.

    • @MaddiIsCool
      @MaddiIsCool 4 роки тому +3

      999th like. just gave somebody a good day.

    • @mcwax8182
      @mcwax8182 4 роки тому

  • @HopeEsleim1101
    @HopeEsleim1101 3 роки тому

    One of your best videos imo since it's relatable, good advice and good punchlines... And you mentioned my #1 idol Roger Federer ugh

  • @joey286
    @joey286 2 роки тому +7

    Amazing video. I have suffered from social anxiety for a while, and can relate to this video. Social anxiety is irrational and tough to get rid of, but this video helps a lot.

  • @B-Man-69
    @B-Man-69 4 роки тому +2208

    Me trying to start a conversation at a hotel lobby:
    Me : "Hey, how many months have you been pregnant."
    Middle-aged man: "Excuse me?"
    Me : *_walks away_*

    • @geekygirl2596
      @geekygirl2596 4 роки тому +64

      Seems legit. I was in highschool one time (duh). I was in a group of about 30 or so high schoolers from Minnesota... In a hotel in Washington DC. At 6am.
      We were chattering over breakfast.
      Worker: Enjoying everytjing.
      Us in unison: Warmarflulawa
      Translation: What about breakfast? Its fine. Also Jessica and Ashley are in the room still. Wait?
      Worker to teacher: when you going back (to your country?).
      Teacher: Gives worker very confused look. "We are from Minnesota. It takes skill to understand 30 midwestern teens attempting to operate on 2 hours of sleep at 6 am.

    • @kurtswech8456
      @kurtswech8456 4 роки тому +11

      I don't know why, but this made me laugh for atleast a minute.

    • @friskian7915
      @friskian7915 4 роки тому +10

      That´s a good way to tell someone they need to lose some weight

    • @louiseheiwood2688
      @louiseheiwood2688 4 роки тому +2

      I wanted to like this comment but your number of likes is perfect and I don’t want to ruin it

    • @Nick07900
      @Nick07900 3 роки тому

      @@geekygirl2596 we were supposed to do it in 7th, but because of corona it's probably going to be in the summer before 11th grade
      We are from the land of the Yee and the home of the haw though.

  • @x-peer-e-enceyt9420
    @x-peer-e-enceyt9420 4 роки тому +5870

    Best advice I’ve ever gotten was “when you walk in a room pretend that everyone already likes you” Even though my parents always tell my I’m a failure

    • @chopi8072
      @chopi8072 4 роки тому +177

      This might actually be helpful, thanks !

    • @will-oftheconvictionsforge
      @will-oftheconvictionsforge 4 роки тому +95

      God, how I would like to have friends like you.

    • @myariah8921
      @myariah8921 4 роки тому +60

      BRUHH I felt that last line on a personal level

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 3 роки тому +204

      "the key to confidence is to just Fake it. Forever."

    • @myariah8921
      @myariah8921 3 роки тому +25

      Leobastian _ yes and eventually you’ll start to believe it

  • @rishavganguly92
    @rishavganguly92 Рік тому +5

    The therapist joke was unexpected. You owe me one dry table.

  • @martin77766
    @martin77766 2 роки тому +1

    this has to be some of your best work bro haha your a funny man

  • @rudolph263
    @rudolph263 4 роки тому +1146

    Someone: “Where’s the bathroom?”
    me: at the end of the hall
    Them: thank you
    Me: thank you

    • @amadeusx2270
      @amadeusx2270 4 роки тому +9

      Bro we share a name and I'm just as much if a fuck up as you

    • @griffingeode
      @griffingeode 4 роки тому +2

      You're welcome

    • @rudolph263
      @rudolph263 4 роки тому +13

      Amadeus X what

    • @Raghad-hc7nn
      @Raghad-hc7nn 4 роки тому +1

      Rudolph I said to the teacher “thank you” when she told me to not do an exercise today 😔

    • @rudolph263
      @rudolph263 4 роки тому

      Y’all funny

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl 3 роки тому +676

    Me: *Walking*
    Guy: You’re probably not as fast as my car

    • @shadowcude3944
      @shadowcude3944 3 роки тому +89

      You: My legs are fucking massive so check yourself

    • @titiwa632
      @titiwa632 3 роки тому +6

      *probably*

    • @allach_mclanlin
      @allach_mclanlin 3 роки тому +3

      OOF, still stings. How could he be so right, life is suffering

    • @litaartwolf7506
      @litaartwolf7506 2 роки тому +2

      @@shadowcude3944 that’s so good I haven’t laughed like this in years

  • @ethanstepan4143
    @ethanstepan4143 3 роки тому

    i’ve been binge watching for 3 hours and i’m beginning to release this is helpful..

  • @seanm9666
    @seanm9666 11 місяців тому +3

    Man I'm having a great time, thanks for the video dude.

  • @min._.nolonger86
    @min._.nolonger86 4 роки тому +4135

    Some one: Oh hey Thank you
    Me: **deciding whether or not to say "you're welcome" or "no problem" **
    Me: Your problem
    Brain: *face palm*

    • @randombleachfan
      @randombleachfan 4 роки тому +70

      We_High._.In-Density_ this made me laugh lol

    • @leks5411
      @leks5411 4 роки тому +248

      no welcome

    • @WarrenF
      @WarrenF 4 роки тому +15

      No challenge

    • @luc6152
      @luc6152 4 роки тому +12

      This made me laugh so hard xDDD

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahah dude this shit is way too relatable

  • @elouaililili
    @elouaililili 4 роки тому +1011

    Cashier guy at the cinema: "enjoy the movie!"
    Me: "you too!"

    • @abstract0407
      @abstract0407 4 роки тому

      I love his mom.
      Not many people are that dark at this day and age.

    • @IFASOOLI
      @IFASOOLI 4 роки тому +3

      elouaililili i do this very often i dont even know what to do to fix it at this point

    • @suzettegreen1701
      @suzettegreen1701 4 роки тому

      Every time 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @lukedhoffman12
      @lukedhoffman12 4 роки тому

      What are you supposed to say

    • @marie1701
      @marie1701 4 роки тому

      Me working at the airport: "Have a nice flight!"
      Almost all American pax: "You too!"
      I think this is quite common lol

  • @justintrudeau6855
    @justintrudeau6855 2 роки тому +4

    My dude, this is the most epic short film I've seen in....my entire life. Big ups, keep doing this shit n you'll go far. ✌🏾

  • @thecampfire4877
    @thecampfire4877 2 роки тому +1

    This video just came on after a Dr.K video.. I can't believe I haven't heard of him. I laughed out loud several times, got my sub! I'll be catching up on every video now

  • @ulasgursoy2838
    @ulasgursoy2838 4 роки тому +1154

    "Hey man, do you smoke"
    "No thanks"
    i actually did this the other day

    • @juliep.7494
      @juliep.7494 4 роки тому +86

      Kinda makes sense tho. They might have been offering you a smoke.

    • @whatisthis999
      @whatisthis999 4 роки тому +14

      @Juie P. that never happens

    • @minecr4ft1z
      @minecr4ft1z 4 роки тому +16

      @@whatisthis999 That's not true in the slightest!

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 роки тому +2

      @@whatisthis999 99% of the time, but I have had someone ask me if I dip and then give me a free log. It was at the MO state fair and he worked for Redman as a "recruiter" or something I guess

    • @whatisthis999
      @whatisthis999 4 роки тому +1

      @PyroNinja713 lucky u , the one time someone asked me if i smoke was to try to sell me a cig for 1 euro

  • @michaelmazarakis6796
    @michaelmazarakis6796 4 роки тому +10701

    It’s funny I actually focused on trying this stuff it’s actually worked.

    • @resference9003
      @resference9003 3 роки тому +537

      damn boi that's the most important part

    • @yeahsmurfing3451
      @yeahsmurfing3451 3 роки тому +271

      is it Possible to learn this Power?

    • @michaelmazarakis6796
      @michaelmazarakis6796 3 роки тому +267

      Yeah smurfing only with years of awkward practicing young grasshopper

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 роки тому +123

      Resference
      But upper thigh or lower thigh?

    • @janbrune6230
      @janbrune6230 3 роки тому +38

      @@yeahsmurfing3451 not from an introvert

  • @liltick102
    @liltick102 2 роки тому +2

    Dude, thank you so much - I’ve been watching your video’s all day - I’ve been severely depressed, in recovery from addiction, in reproach overall I guess, and consequently isolated from both who I used to be, in how socially extraverted, and emotionally responsive in positive ways - my self-esteem fine.. idk, all that has dwindled asf, I never go outside, I don’t eat.
    I do keep up with writing / making music which I’ve done well with, but that’s not what I’m tryna talk about
    I’ve watched so much content / film’s et cetera trying to push myself back to what positive aspects made it so my front door wasn’t a limit.
    I won’t let myself out, but I also know that every time I do, pretty much everything you said as “do’s” socially - I haven’t lost that, I always make good friends wherever I go, but doubt myself the whole time, or feel almost narcissistic for having nothing else to talk about other than my past since I’ve kept alone so long - anyway, your videos have really made me think, maybe stuff I already knew, and mostly agreed with, but your angle on things, is exactly as your name is - and that really minimizes the walls in front of me, the humour is uplifting asl, idk, I have to reapply a lot of these characteristic’s - appreciate you, and really want to act like I hear what resonated with me ~ hope yr doing well 🤟🏻💙

  • @sauvasekoitin
    @sauvasekoitin 2 роки тому +5

    As a Finnish person i dont have the issue of messing up a conversation. We dont have conversations

  • @contrametheus
    @contrametheus 4 роки тому +1079

    "I'm really conscious about what other people think of me."
    "Hey man, it's ok. *_No one thinks about you_* "

    • @cmdrfunk
      @cmdrfunk 4 роки тому +74

      That's really the secret to everything. No one actually gives a fuck about your little screwups and will never think of them again

    • @contrametheus
      @contrametheus 4 роки тому +42

      @@cmdrfunk i know. but at first glance the phrasing sounds like no one gives a fuck about you in general xd

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 4 роки тому +36

      "You would be a lot less concerned with what other people think of you if you realized how seldom they do." - someone, I forget who.

    • @Hunted0LessShirt
      @Hunted0LessShirt 4 роки тому +2

      @@contrametheus See Android's comment. To expand though, I find a lot of comfort in knowing that my life is my own and that no one gives a fuck about me in general EXCEPT for a specific few things that are either very important (like mental health, career, etc) and the stuff that directly has to do with them. eg. People I play dnd with? Probably don't give a fuck about how I embarrassed myself at the bar the other night so it can be a pretty funny story but they'll either forget and/or not think of me differently.

    • @kamekazi1123
      @kamekazi1123 4 роки тому +5

      It’s very liberating for a socially anxious person to hear this

  • @justrandomshitkeklmao1617
    @justrandomshitkeklmao1617 4 роки тому +584

    Does she want to have a normal conversation:
    C) again, you can’t really tell

    • @rverdict9013
      @rverdict9013 3 роки тому +38

      She might be canadian

    • @farhan-op
      @farhan-op 3 роки тому +4

      @@rverdict9013 too true brother

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 роки тому +1

      @@rverdict9013 fuck! She really was Canadian.. :(

  • @saint-elmeau4067
    @saint-elmeau4067 3 роки тому +4

    Came back here cause i lost all my social skills in the last months.. I realized it when I started telling my whole life to complete strangers as soon as the started talking to me.

  • @gertiklaus2551
    @gertiklaus2551 Рік тому

    Dude the situation with the elevator guy must be the most bizarre and brilliant situation to ever happen,it has
    Brought me to tears on two separate occasions,thank you for the laughter
    Good sir.

  • @TheGreekGodOfWallStreet
    @TheGreekGodOfWallStreet 4 роки тому +621

    "Is it fast?", this is why I dont talk to people

    • @Ctrl_Alt_Elite
      @Ctrl_Alt_Elite 4 роки тому +44

      Exactly, alot of the time people ask stupid shit but that is small talk for you 😂... then we wonder why we're no good at small talk.

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 роки тому +31

      “No”
      “Well I bet my car is faster”

  • @asmodean7239
    @asmodean7239 4 роки тому +971

    Girl: come, I am alone.
    Me: Aren’t we all?

  • @lucasfreitag9794
    @lucasfreitag9794 Рік тому

    Dude.. from the perspective of an extrovert: this video has actually legit information seeded throughout comedy.
    Nice work dude. Love your vids ❤

  • @MurderousLamb
    @MurderousLamb 3 роки тому +3

    "WHATS YOUR GRAPHICS CARD" I feel personally attacked.

  • @Sophia-kv3ex
    @Sophia-kv3ex 4 роки тому +654

    “My legs are fucking massive so check yourself”
    Lmao I’ll use This in my convos now

  • @Chr15Payne
    @Chr15Payne 4 роки тому +907

    "don't worry man, no one thinks about you."
    😭😭😭😭😭

    • @mista_fur3346
      @mista_fur3346 4 роки тому +18

      He did that joke already...not that I remember because it was a long time ago...and I don't remember too much about people.

    • @thebirdcaller3221
      @thebirdcaller3221 4 роки тому +33

      This fact, although somewhat depressing, is really reassuring.

    • @SenpaiDeoxys
      @SenpaiDeoxys 4 роки тому +9

      Realizing that is what made me stop caring what people think of me all the time

    • @0079Matthew
      @0079Matthew 4 роки тому +7

      @@SenpaiDeoxys Same! I saw another video that talked about this. I was like, wait! *Thinks about other people* oh shit, I don't remember anything about what they said, must be true. xD
      Definitely a fact, only we make a big deal about ourselves. Pretty egotistical when you think about it. xD

    • @MCvassap
      @MCvassap 4 роки тому +2

      @@thebirdcaller3221 Indeed. So is loneliness, because when you don't have anyone you can't miss them when they pass away

  • @spoopypoopy64
    @spoopypoopy64 3 роки тому +4

    You know you could have a normal conversation or..... a really long one by stealing someone's kid and giving them hints one by one very slowly as to where they are.

    • @Rita_Arya
      @Rita_Arya 3 роки тому +1

      And then more people in uniforms will join the long conversations. Sounds fun!

    • @sheehan3204
      @sheehan3204 Рік тому

      This is just the plot to heavy rain

  • @iforgotmyname1885
    @iforgotmyname1885 2 роки тому

    hey man good to see you again, I looked up your channel and even liked a couple videos, even sent one to a friend.

  • @mariam19554
    @mariam19554 4 роки тому +1430

    "Hey, how are you?"
    "Hey what's up?"
    *both at the same time* : "Good, thanks, and you?"

    • @sadazm
      @sadazm 4 роки тому +46

      And they lived happily ever after ♡

    • @no.850
      @no.850 4 роки тому +10

      *staring and then proceeds to laugh*

    • @bidetsupremacy1698
      @bidetsupremacy1698 3 роки тому +1

      I d walk away

    • @roleye
      @roleye 3 роки тому

      IT HAPPENS A LOT.

    • @jasonander4964
      @jasonander4964 3 роки тому +1

      I remember doing this BACK AND FORTH. We said “Good, thanks, and you?” 3 TIMES.

  • @MysticKoolAidMan
    @MysticKoolAidMan 4 роки тому +650

    "Good luck!"
    "I will."

    • @Mortario
      @Mortario 4 роки тому +10

      Wyd
      Nothing
      Wyd
      Nothing
      Oh

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 4 роки тому +6

      That actually makes sense, though. The valediction "good luck" actually means "have good luck." You are saying you will have good luck. I don't see the problem.

    • @erinonfire1264
      @erinonfire1264 4 роки тому

      @@EebstertheGreat its just usually you say "you too" or thanks if someone says good luck

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 4 роки тому +1

      @@erinonfire1264 It's not the normal response, but if someone said "I will," I would assume they were being confident, not that they said the wrong thing thoughtlessly.

  • @matthew8505
    @matthew8505 3 роки тому +1

    I really like the amuse yourself advise. I have taken that and while I'm invited to less events, I have a lot more fun

  • @T3nMiDGET5711
    @T3nMiDGET5711 3 роки тому +4

    That mug of your characters severed head with a caved in skull is either funny or disturbing I cannot tell

  • @kedo009
    @kedo009 4 роки тому +584

    "Probably not as fast as my car., and then he waddled out of the elevator on the wrong floor" lmfaooo

    • @jaalan7896
      @jaalan7896 4 роки тому +14

      And then he waddles away, waddle waddle, until the very next day. bum bum bum.

    • @thanethanh6405
      @thanethanh6405 4 роки тому +3

      @@jaalan7896 The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand, bum bum bum,

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 4 роки тому +2

      Ton Nguyen Hey got any grapes??

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 4 роки тому

      First name Last name ma’am this is a children’s hospital