I remember this random teen and his friend walking near me outside. The teen walked straight into the column of a building and I burst out laughing with them. The dude was clearly embarrassed and I still remember it XD
Yes that makes me feel nervous, like what if i accidentally do something like the elevator guy 😅 honestly sounds like something i could say maybe it would be my best joke
Okartel are you more of a ‘slow down awkwardly and let your bro pass’ kinda guy, or a ‘re-greet and keep talking like the most socially painful thing ever didnt just happen’ guy?
Most people capable of normal conversations don't think they are capable of normal conversations and relate to this video a lot. It's pretty funny actually.
Walk up to people having a conversation. Wait till they notice me. Wait a few more seconds to make it awkward. Shout "Praise Lord Starscream!" Walk away at a faster than normal pace.
1. Find someone deep in a conversation 2. Wait for them to notice me 3. pretend you know what they are talking about 4. get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
Worked in retail. Made it a point to always say "good morning" to customers no matter what time of day it was, just to see how late they'd absentmindedly return the greeting. About 9:30 pm was the golden zone.
I'm german, and while I know that Americans expect the Answer "Fine" and then Silence or Lies, I normally just give them a complete and honest Account of my entire Week in the manner of an Edwardian. And I can keep it up for 20 Minutes, reminding them constantly by thanking them for asking, just going through all the Notions, the Expressions of the Cashiers I met, the Circuit Breaker that Broke or that one Time someone tried to murder me in Traffic. Now they just presume on me with a "And you are doing well I see" or something of that Sort.
Used to get so bored at my food service job that I started saying, “Hi, how can I food you?” to customers and no one ever called me out or even seemed to notice.
I went to a German lan guy age immersion camp once and the counselors told us to “fressen” our food which is the word that means to eat like an animal. I don’t think most of the kids got it.
Normally i dont even talk because it scares me and i suck at it, but sometimes when I do try to just talk they say "yes why?" Or sometimes when they are more mean they will say "ok so??" I feel like if you are quiet they say you are so boring and quiet but if you talk you are just annoying, but maybe thats just for me because im an annoying person, i just realize i wrote a way too long comment, while in real life i just dont talk at all, maybe its for the best that i dont talk im just annoying
Hey@@yiumyoumsan6997, "putting someone of hold" means that you're pausing the phone call. "Yes please" would usually be inappropriate because it makes it seem like you want be "put on hold", and don't want to keep talking with the person.
He is so amused and I am charmed. Damnit. I am angered and threatened by him actually applying his useful content to his life. I didnt subscribe for wholesome growth! So unrelatable. I need loser Casual back.
When ever I think of two words to say like hi or hey,instead of picking one of those words to say my I some how awkwardly mix the two and say hooowaaaee!
That's one you've just gotta own. Maybe you _do_ love them. They don't know your heart. Will they recoil, afraid of the power of your affection? That is of no consequence. Love is a boundless resource, and though a person harbor love for many targets, it does not diminish between them,
A few things I’ve learnt lately: • Try your damned hardest not to interrupt. The most valuable thing you can contribute to a conversation is a respect for the other person and what they have to say. • If someone’s point does get interrupted, or the conversation goes off on a tangent before they’ve concluded what they were saying, wait for an appropriate pause and ask them to continue what they were saying, even if it wasn’t you who interrupted them. They’ll be pleasantly surprised and appreciate it. • In casual conversation, if you didn’t hear something, or didn’t understand something someone said to you, people really appreciate it if you ask them to explain it, or expand on a point. Say “I’m sorry, what did you mean when you said XYZ?“. It shows them that you actually really care about what they’re saying to you.
@@QSBraWQ then I usually say "ok what were you saying a minute ago?" and usually they don't remember either but it gets the conversation rolling again towards finding a topic.
Thanks for this. I've been annoyed by how often people interrupt each other my whole LIFE and it's like, why is that the easiest way for people to communicate? It's often because people aren't actually listening, they're just waiting for a chance to make you feel stupid and then change your mind. And, unfortunately, the more self absorbed the world has become, the more common this seems to be.
Me trying to start a conversation at a hotel lobby: Me : "Hey, how many months have you been pregnant." Middle-aged man: "Excuse me?" Me : *_walks away_*
Seems legit. I was in highschool one time (duh). I was in a group of about 30 or so high schoolers from Minnesota... In a hotel in Washington DC. At 6am. We were chattering over breakfast. Worker: Enjoying everytjing. Us in unison: Warmarflulawa Translation: What about breakfast? Its fine. Also Jessica and Ashley are in the room still. Wait? Worker to teacher: when you going back (to your country?). Teacher: Gives worker very confused look. "We are from Minnesota. It takes skill to understand 30 midwestern teens attempting to operate on 2 hours of sleep at 6 am.
@@geekygirl2596 we were supposed to do it in 7th, but because of corona it's probably going to be in the summer before 11th grade We are from the land of the Yee and the home of the haw though.
"When I talk to a stranger, I usually see it as a chance to screw things up. So I don't do it." ....you sir, have just summed up my entire existence on this planet. Bravo
evan lmao I work at chipotle and can say this happens way too often. Lol or when they ask for cilantro lime rice and I have to explain that both have cilantro lime
That’s like Panera. “Side of apple, bread, or chips?” Customer: “apple bread or bread chips? Hmmmm.” 🤦🏻♀️ Then they’d get mad when I wouldn’t give them a free apple muffin instead because they got confused. Ffs. Don’t miss that.
Billy Fontane or when they specifically ask for just plain rice no cilantro lime so you have to walk to the back with a line to the door and slow down literally everything for 1 3pt bowl
@@PakkiNakki your brain needs to adapt to the way a person speaks. People can talk in very different ways and each way requires its own decoding method. That's why when talking to someone, before actually saying it I will lead with something useless like "hellohowareyou" etc, just to give them time to get accustomed to my voice.
@@contrametheus See Android's comment. To expand though, I find a lot of comfort in knowing that my life is my own and that no one gives a fuck about me in general EXCEPT for a specific few things that are either very important (like mental health, career, etc) and the stuff that directly has to do with them. eg. People I play dnd with? Probably don't give a fuck about how I embarrassed myself at the bar the other night so it can be a pretty funny story but they'll either forget and/or not think of me differently.
I wish one of my colleagues would've known about your six step program, because her strategy of getting me out of my shell was basically: 1. Wait for a large gathering of colleagues 2. Keep pointing out to everybody how "shy" I am while suggesting I should partake in more conversations 3. Loudly ask my opinion on things other people talk about, even if the topic was nothing to have an opinion about and just some stories out of people's lifes
@@whatisthis999 99% of the time, but I have had someone ask me if I dip and then give me a free log. It was at the MO state fair and he worked for Redman as a "recruiter" or something I guess
always start a conversation with a sneeze, the person you're trying to converse with will always start the chat especially if you get some of the sneeze on their neck or head
That actually makes sense, though. The valediction "good luck" actually means "have good luck." You are saying you will have good luck. I don't see the problem.
@@erinonfire1264 It's not the normal response, but if someone said "I will," I would assume they were being confident, not that they said the wrong thing thoughtlessly.
@YamFestival being happy is all that matters in my opinion....now you do whatever you can do to be happy without hurting anyone.! i think yes.... That's how you should do it.
@@nicklockk The person is asking 'How are you?' like 'How is everything going with you, are you having a good day?' and Ben Kingsley responds sarcastically "Just what you see." like 'What you see is what you get' or 'You can see how I am by looking at me' taking 'how he is' as his physical characteristics rather than his emotional state.
The advice that helped me in public was to remember that no one cares what you are doing. They are too focused on what themselves and will forget about you when they get home. I dont know why but its comforting to me.
My birthday was two days ago and my friends called me. They all told me happy birthday and instead of saying you too I literally said "Happy birthday" like in all seriousness. I wish I would have just said "you too"
money bet, the moment the dude in the elevator got out, he was doing backflips trying to kick himself in the face for making that awkward bike comment.
So many people just either don't hear me or just ignore me and so it's like: "Hi, welcome to Wendy's. Will this be for here or to go?" "Um, I'd like a number 5 medium." "Okay, and will that be for here or to go?" "I'd also like two small frosties." "Chocolate or va-" "And also 2 kids meals." Will that be for here or to go . . ." "Yeah, um-" "Your here's your total have a nice day."
@@SenpaiDeoxys Same! I saw another video that talked about this. I was like, wait! *Thinks about other people* oh shit, I don't remember anything about what they said, must be true. xD Definitely a fact, only we make a big deal about ourselves. Pretty egotistical when you think about it. xD
"Hey"
"Good, and you?"
I'm so terrible at communicating I didn't see anything wrong with that until I read it about the 6th time
ALL THE FREAKIN TIME!!!
Psi Low "You too"
THANKS GOD! IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!
"good morning"
"Yes"
"I remember my blunders, but I never remember anyone elses"
"There was an elevator guy that made a bad joke once, I'll never forget him"
He remembers him because he roasted him so hard and pointed out his flaws and life mistakes.
I remember this random teen and his friend walking near me outside. The teen walked straight into the column of a building and I burst out laughing with them.
The dude was clearly embarrassed and I still remember it XD
@@LennyTheHopeless Like I'll remember your collum
Yes that makes me feel nervous, like what if i accidentally do something like the elevator guy 😅 honestly sounds like something i could say maybe it would be my best joke
“Alright dawg, see ya later.”
“See ya man.”
_Walks in same direction._
Okartel are you more of a ‘slow down awkwardly and let your bro pass’ kinda guy, or a ‘re-greet and keep talking like the most socially painful thing ever didnt just happen’ guy?
The horror. Anyone that can solve this problem deserves a noble prize
I'd run into the road tbh
I just did that yesterday
Yeah that's the worst
"would you kill a child?"
"Yes, and..."
No but..
Uuhhhhhh
No but i would make it an orphan
instantly best friends
Reminds me of bojack horseman
"put a hand on their thigh"
"no homo"
brilliant
Ciibus facts best Channel out there
Isnt putting your hands on people's thighs the only way to make friends?
*wheeze*
I havent laughed this hard in months
Not sure you got it. I listened about eight times and I’m pretty sure he self-servingly modified it so girls would understand how to talk to him.
Cashier: “have a good day”
Me: “you’re welcome”
Cashier: *confused screaming*
Lol
Me: Have a good shift mun.
Cashier: Y-you too
Me: I don't have a job
Cashier: Oh.
Waiter: "thanks for coming"
Me: "you too. wait."
Waitress: enjoy your meal!
Me: you too
"Hey how's it going?"
"I'm good"
"Good thanks"
HI GOOD IM DAD
*Hi Dad I'm good*
@@undercover_idiot hi kidz
Good
k but this deadass happens whenever I text an old classmate or coworker :/
The fact that a vídeo called "How to have normal conversation" has 3.4 Million views means a Lot.
Mal, la mayoría somos unos inadaptados
@@apaticore Very true bro, muchos de los niños de Gen Z tienen problemas con ablando con las personas
Most people capable of normal conversations don't think they are capable of normal conversations and relate to this video a lot. It's pretty funny actually.
@@Ristaak lol
@@cabbage5169 I'm trying to respond in Spanish, but I'm just experienced enough to know I will do it incorrectly.
1. Find some other people who are already having a conversation
2. Listen in silence and occasionally smile
3. Walk away awkwardly
Walk up to people having a conversation. Wait till they notice me. Wait a few more seconds to make it awkward. Shout "Praise Lord Starscream!" Walk away at a faster than normal pace.
You stealin *my moves?*
I change step two to “Listen in silence and respond to something that makes sense, while laughing and make the occasional smile.”
You get a like, cus i did the exact dame thing yesterday, and it feels good to remember i'm not the only one that does that
1. Find someone deep in a conversation
2. Wait for them to notice me
3. pretend you know what they are talking about
4. get on the floor and walk the dinosaur
“I don’t remember anyone else’s blunders” *makes video on weirdo who compares bikes to cars*
Check mate atheists.
Well chronologically at first it was his own blunder in his perception
True but he's still confused about who actually made the blunder
That's only in the rare case that you make a blunder so obtuse and confusing that the other person thinks it was their fault
>Implying that was a blunder
*walks up to man on street*
*points at shoes*
“Are they fast?”
Thanks for the laugh
"What are thoose?"
My crocs are faster
"Nah but they've got a lot of torque."
Im gonna use this next time I can :>
Worked in retail. Made it a point to always say "good morning" to customers no matter what time of day it was, just to see how late they'd absentmindedly return the greeting. About 9:30 pm was the golden zone.
Me: "Hey how are ya doing?"
Them: "Terrible."
Me: "Ok, see ya around."
That might be the best response depending on the person. That's what I prefer a lot haha.
*Oblivion Music plays in the background*
I'm german, and while I know that Americans expect the Answer "Fine" and then Silence or Lies, I normally just give them a complete and honest Account of my entire Week in the manner of an Edwardian.
And I can keep it up for 20 Minutes, reminding them constantly by thanking them for asking, just going through all the Notions, the Expressions of the Cashiers I met, the Circuit Breaker that Broke or that one Time someone tried to murder me in Traffic.
Now they just presume on me with a "And you are doing well I see" or something of that Sort.
@@MyFabian94 ua-cam.com/video/mhEYXcCB1Qw/v-deo.html
Pretty much me with my roomate. She's always complaining about her job but I couldn't care less.
Used to get so bored at my food service job that I started saying, “Hi, how can I food you?” to customers and no one ever called me out or even seemed to notice.
I would laugh and say "food me with a number 3 with extra sauce"
Oh they do notice, but they won't say it out loud
Good night
You could completely speak Vietnamese and it wouldn't bump me as long as my order is somewhat close to correct
Plot twist: they noticed but were too embarrassed for you to call it out to your face
I went to a German lan guy age immersion camp once and the counselors told us to “fressen” our food which is the word that means to eat like an animal. I don’t think most of the kids got it.
"Soooo, any hobbies?"
"I like to stalk people"
"Oh, really? Sounds interesting. I like to Swim"
"I know."
I started reading this in a funny way, now I have compromised my identity
@@newto2794 same here
Well I just got hit by a bus reading that
I laughed a lot more than I should have at that.
FryingPan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: *Trying to start a conversation*
Person: Yes and?
*Nervous Breakdown*
Ok but why?
Explain?
So what?
*Mental Breakdown*
@@агудатпашкан טוב אחי
That's... not what "yes and"-ing means 😂
Normally i dont even talk because it scares me and i suck at it, but sometimes when I do try to just talk they say "yes why?" Or sometimes when they are more mean they will say "ok so??" I feel like if you are quiet they say you are so boring and quiet but if you talk you are just annoying, but maybe thats just for me because im an annoying person, i just realize i wrote a way too long comment, while in real life i just dont talk at all, maybe its for the best that i dont talk im just annoying
im going to try the “nohomo” strat
De snurkende Mennekes good idea
Is that made by fender?
make sure to yell no homo at the end or you gay
haha yes
Bet it's not as fast as my "Yeshomo" strat
Cashier: "have a nice day"
Me: *expecting him to ask if I wanted a bag* "nah, I'm good thanks"
Lol!
Omg😂😂
As a cashier, usually I ask how their day is going and they respond with “Debit.”
@@dealkill2396 Starset fan?!!
Just1BandFan you know it.
Girl at office: "Where did you get that shirt its nice."
Me:"Thanks for the twitch prime."
N😱😱😱
I can’t like
@@moneyshorts3 same 😂😂😂
At least you didnt mess up and said OnlyFans
@@juliaxiao5320 Thanks for the twitch prime
POV: You're an introvert and finally deciding to start talking to people.
Yes!
also im not an introvert loser
Ayyyyy
Everyone of my friends talk about normal stuff while I'm
Just here watching knowing that they don't know that I don't know how to have a conversation
Introvert isn’t the same as being social awkward. Yeah we read the title man.
Me: ok dont be awkward
Person: "Hello"
Me: "Good thanks"
How are you?
Hello!
Nah you're still good, I'll just talk louder and more clearly since you didn't hear me properly the first time.
Me: Your comments "joke" is getting old and not even funny
Tek Rx This is why I can’t make jokes in public 😔
Person: “Happy birthday”
Me: “Yeah, you too”
This happened to me.. and on my next birthday I was actually practicing saying.... thank you
Me and my brother share the same birthday but we are 6 years apart. It's a great conversation point.
Actually me and my first cousin
And now also our new sis-in-law, share the same lunar birthday so that's how we say it😁
@@chadradicchio1576 my favourite topic at dinner is peoples parents sexual habits.
Never happened to me, probably because it's not common to just wish the other way around as a thank in my language
damn
On the phone:
"Mind if I put you on hold?"
"Yes please"
LMAO JESUS
What does that mean, English is not my first language
I can't breathe omfg
Hey@@yiumyoumsan6997, "putting someone of hold" means that you're pausing the phone call. "Yes please" would usually be inappropriate because it makes it seem like you want be "put on hold", and don't want to keep talking with the person.
@@jamietalbot1662 oh ok i get it now thanks
"I am of course talking about children"
I love this channel
i love how you can hear him smiling while talking about his mother
He truly loves her
So wholesome
This video made me smile. :)
He is so amused and I am charmed.
Damnit.
I am angered and threatened by him actually applying his useful content to his life. I didnt subscribe for wholesome growth! So unrelatable. I need loser Casual back.
I was cracking up on that bit lmao
"My grandmother passed away"
"ah, that's a really good way of saying it"
Nameless Noyb my grandmother did actually pass away 2 days ago, rip
Joel Miller I’m so sorry to hear that
@@azzy4625 Ah, that's a really good way of saying it.
Alec Keen lol
@Nameless Noyb
I LOL'd my biggest LOL from your comment.
"The solution of dealing with a child is of course alcohol. It is, unfortunately, the cause as well"
Best quote ever put by human
This quote doesn't make sense
execute it does you just don’t understand it
@@user-py9cz8zh8h "The solution of dealing with a child is of course alcohol, it is, unfortunately, the cause as well"
*fixed
"To alcohol! The answer to, and the cause of, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson (not a human)
弘睿甫 i don't get it someone explain please
"No one thinks about you"
I've stayed true to this saying for my entire life after 13 years old.
"Hi how are you?"
My brain: say im good! No say alright.
My mouth: al roingitgh
RightNowRightNow??? I had a stroke trying to say that out loud
When ever I think of two words to say like hi or hey,instead of picking one of those words to say my I some how awkwardly mix the two and say hooowaaaee!
Me: Goodnight
people talk to you? that's quite an achievement.
geez, put a lock or a semaphore. The operation is obviously non atomic.
On a date;
Me (to myself): don't let her know how awkward you are
Her : Nice weather
Me : Thanks
........
Mustafa Bale
Me: *shit* Oops haha, i thought you said “nice sweater”
Her: but you’re wearing a t-shirt
Me: ...
@@ap982 *starts sweating*
Me: "Oh I thought you meant I was healthy because of how much I sweat"
Her: "You're literally on a hospital bed"
best response to that is “i am god, i control the weather”
@@demonindenim *Thor
Mustafa Bale hahaha i saw that meme
Person I just met: “Lovely meeting you!”
Me: “Love you too!”
Still haunts me at night
Hahaha!
Sounds like something I would think
That's 100% something I would say just because I'm trying to answer too quickly
That's one you've just gotta own. Maybe you _do_ love them. They don't know your heart. Will they recoil, afraid of the power of your affection? That is of no consequence. Love is a boundless resource, and though a person harbor love for many targets, it does not diminish between them,
Cara Jordan oh no I’m so sorry for you
A few things I’ve learnt lately:
• Try your damned hardest not to interrupt. The most valuable thing you can contribute to a conversation is a respect for the other person and what they have to say.
• If someone’s point does get interrupted, or the conversation goes off on a tangent before they’ve concluded what they were saying, wait for an appropriate pause and ask them to continue what they were saying, even if it wasn’t you who interrupted them. They’ll be pleasantly surprised and appreciate it.
• In casual conversation, if you didn’t hear something, or didn’t understand something someone said to you, people really appreciate it if you ask them to explain it, or expand on a point. Say “I’m sorry, what did you mean when you said XYZ?“. It shows them that you actually really care about what they’re saying to you.
Of course, it's all a kind deception really. Their ideas are probably not worth the breath they are spoken with.
I Really like that. It should be the first thing you learn in 4th grade
how to do last one when you didn't hear the "XYZ" thing?
@@QSBraWQ then I usually say "ok what were you saying a minute ago?" and usually they don't remember either but it gets the conversation rolling again towards finding a topic.
Thanks for this. I've been annoyed by how often people interrupt each other my whole LIFE and it's like, why is that the easiest way for people to communicate? It's often because people aren't actually listening, they're just waiting for a chance to make you feel stupid and then change your mind. And, unfortunately, the more self absorbed the world has become, the more common this seems to be.
Me trying to start a conversation at a hotel lobby:
Me : "Hey, how many months have you been pregnant."
Middle-aged man: "Excuse me?"
Me : *_walks away_*
Seems legit. I was in highschool one time (duh). I was in a group of about 30 or so high schoolers from Minnesota... In a hotel in Washington DC. At 6am.
We were chattering over breakfast.
Worker: Enjoying everytjing.
Us in unison: Warmarflulawa
Translation: What about breakfast? Its fine. Also Jessica and Ashley are in the room still. Wait?
Worker to teacher: when you going back (to your country?).
Teacher: Gives worker very confused look. "We are from Minnesota. It takes skill to understand 30 midwestern teens attempting to operate on 2 hours of sleep at 6 am.
I don't know why, but this made me laugh for atleast a minute.
@@geekygirl2596 we were supposed to do it in 7th, but because of corona it's probably going to be in the summer before 11th grade
We are from the land of the Yee and the home of the haw though.
Best advice I’ve ever gotten was “when you walk in a room pretend that everyone already likes you” Even though my parents always tell my I’m a failure
This might actually be helpful, thanks !
God, how I would like to have friends like you.
BRUHH I felt that last line on a personal level
"the key to confidence is to just Fake it. Forever."
Leobastian _ yes and eventually you’ll start to believe it
She asks you to marry her after 5 years of dating.
Is she into you?
Well, you can't really tell
Maybe she's from Canada and is just being polite.
Shes desperate
It's a good sign, but it's really too early to know for sure.
Fabi Productions 69th like
Everyone knows marriage ends in divorce.. maybe she is trying to break up.
Everytime Jan storms in a monologue I know I'll end up laughing to tears
Arthur: “How you doing Jack?”
Jack: “Dad and mom are fighting again”
Arthur: “Okay I’ll catch you later then”
Arthur: "How're things?"
*someone else* : "Lenny and Hosea died, and we thought all of you died as well!"
Arthur: "Ok, talk to you later."
_AnYwAy BeSt bE gEtTiN oFf_
869th like
wEll , iLl lEave yA tO it tHeN
Well since I'm usually on autopilot
It would be... good. Good to hear it man.glad everything Is going great
"You from our school? I'm also from our school!"
No shit.
i was born at a very young age
There are people dying whom have never died before
Every sixty seconds in africa
The Spanish Inquisition
"we have so much in common"
"When I talk to a stranger, I usually see it as a chance to screw things up. So I don't do it."
....you sir, have just summed up my entire existence on this planet. Bravo
"nice weather"
me: "thanks"
*mentally dies*
Yo someone said “good morning” and I said “thank you”
Awkwardly Accepting the Title of Weather God, colorized
That's ok, they probably thought you heard "nice sweater"
t s ó l a r i a HAHAHAHAHA
It's nice to find other people who have accidentally convinced others they are wether gods.
Some one: Oh hey Thank you
Me: **deciding whether or not to say "you're welcome" or "no problem" **
Me: Your problem
Brain: *face palm*
We_High._.In-Density_ this made me laugh lol
no welcome
No challenge
This made me laugh so hard xDDD
Hahahah dude this shit is way too relatable
me, a chipotle employee: White or brown rice?
customer: y e s
me: okay, black or pinto beans?
customer: c h i c k e n
evan lmao I work at chipotle and can say this happens way too often. Lol or when they ask for cilantro lime rice and I have to explain that both have cilantro lime
That’s like Panera. “Side of apple, bread, or chips?” Customer: “apple bread or bread chips? Hmmmm.” 🤦🏻♀️ Then they’d get mad when I wouldn’t give them a free apple muffin instead because they got confused. Ffs. Don’t miss that.
Billy Fontane or when they specifically ask for just plain rice no cilantro lime so you have to walk to the back with a line to the door and slow down literally everything for 1 3pt bowl
@@kumakena
Why not say apple, chips or bread?
@@livinglifeform7974 Apple chips, or bread
"amuse yourself"
me, who finds no greater joy than in arguing with people: well, well as you please
I wish you could just log off when the conversation gets awkward in real life
:c this is why I spend my time on UA-cam talking to people instead of talking to the kids at school
That’s Why I always keep my cyanide pils with me
@@Happenstance_music wtf
@@Happenstance_music The easy way to escape an awkward conversation haha
I mean there's always suicide but I won't consider that if I were you.
"Hey, how are you?"
"Hey what's up?"
*both at the same time* : "Good, thanks, and you?"
And they lived happily ever after ♡
*staring and then proceeds to laugh*
I d walk away
IT HAPPENS A LOT.
I remember doing this BACK AND FORTH. We said “Good, thanks, and you?” 3 TIMES.
*me at work:*
customer: "How are you today?"
me: "Yes."
_Yotsuba_ Now you can say “yes, and” to keep the conversation going
Are you Captain Falcon?
I do this every time a server asks me how I am doing if I don’t consciously prepare my answer before they reach the table.
999th like. just gave somebody a good day.
⁸
the key is to be so socially inept you don't even realize it when you're being awkward and instead just power through it talking about Bionicle's.
How many Bionicles do you have?
Or all of us nerds could group together and not have to worry about seeming awkward and socially inept because we all get it.
@@sarahbarabe8470 I have a dream. That is it completely.
"are you allergic to peanuts?"
"sorry no"
...
“Ah, what a shame”
That is gold right there.
"That's okay, not everyone is"
This is great.
Still nothing beats calling your teacher 'Mom'
Someone: (Completely coherent and understandable sentence)
Me: “Im sorry?”
Someone: (Completely coherent and understandable question)
Me: haha yeah
Me, 5 seconds later and interrupting their repeat: "Oh, I'm good... Sorry, took me a moment to comprehend words"
I’ve noticed I can’t hear people who I don’t know. It’s weird
Omg this is so relatable. I succeed every single f*cking hearing test but I literally cannot hear what other people say it's driving me nuts.
@@PakkiNakki your brain needs to adapt to the way a person speaks. People can talk in very different ways and each way requires its own decoding method.
That's why when talking to someone, before actually saying it I will lead with something useless like "hellohowareyou" etc, just to give them time to get accustomed to my voice.
Here's my version:
Step 1: You don't.
Step 2: You have an existential crysis
Step 3: Take deep breaths into paper bag.
@@frostyjeff ah damn i have always had existential crisis, not crysis. Now i see where i went wrong.
@@kiruuttori8539 yes like cry-sis like cry-sisters
Step 4: have a cardiac arrest
The situation with a bicycle was a perfect opportunity to race with this guy, damn
Cashier guy at the cinema: "enjoy the movie!"
Me: "you too!"
I love his mom.
Not many people are that dark at this day and age.
elouaililili i do this very often i dont even know what to do to fix it at this point
Every time 🤦🏽♀️
What are you supposed to say
Me working at the airport: "Have a nice flight!"
Almost all American pax: "You too!"
I think this is quite common lol
"I'm really conscious about what other people think of me."
"Hey man, it's ok. *_No one thinks about you_* "
That's really the secret to everything. No one actually gives a fuck about your little screwups and will never think of them again
@@cmdrfunk i know. but at first glance the phrasing sounds like no one gives a fuck about you in general xd
"You would be a lot less concerned with what other people think of you if you realized how seldom they do." - someone, I forget who.
@@contrametheus See Android's comment. To expand though, I find a lot of comfort in knowing that my life is my own and that no one gives a fuck about me in general EXCEPT for a specific few things that are either very important (like mental health, career, etc) and the stuff that directly has to do with them. eg. People I play dnd with? Probably don't give a fuck about how I embarrassed myself at the bar the other night so it can be a pretty funny story but they'll either forget and/or not think of me differently.
It’s very liberating for a socially anxious person to hear this
"Is it fast?", this is why I dont talk to people
Exactly, alot of the time people ask stupid shit but that is small talk for you 😂... then we wonder why we're no good at small talk.
“No”
“Well I bet my car is faster”
I wish one of my colleagues would've known about your six step program, because her strategy of getting me out of my shell was basically:
1. Wait for a large gathering of colleagues
2. Keep pointing out to everybody how "shy" I am while suggesting I should partake in more conversations
3. Loudly ask my opinion on things other people talk about, even if the topic was nothing to have an opinion about and just some stories out of people's lifes
omg that is so irritating
That sounds like a horror movie
Sounds like she likes you. You should definitely use nature's tools to shut her up😏
@@vayne06 are you missing a word in your sentence
@@iwantabigpiece better now. I hope everyone gets it!
Girl: "Hey you wanna go grab some coffee?"
Me: "I don't drink coffee."
It's pretty small, but still hurts years later.
Dont worry bud, gotta hit 6' somehow, they understand
Alex
(Cough cough)
*he didn’t pick up the hint*
Hey, it can't hurt that bad if it never happened.
@@Kay_213_ me neither
Stolen from Seinfeld
“First of all, my legs are massive.”
Lmao
Tim Evans okay
@Tim Evans no homo Tim hahaah
@Tim Evans legendary troll
@Tim Evans ahhaah
"Are you in line for the bathroom?"
"No, thank you."
My friend sent me this...I think they’re trying to tell me something.
"Probably not as fast as my car., and then he waddled out of the elevator on the wrong floor" lmfaooo
And then he waddles away, waddle waddle, until the very next day. bum bum bum.
@@jaalan7896 The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand, bum bum bum,
Ton Nguyen Hey got any grapes??
First name Last name ma’am this is a children’s hospital
“My legs are fucking massive so check yourself”
Lmao I’ll use This in my convos now
As a guy who's spent his entire life really slowly increasing his social aptitude from nothing, those six steps are actually solid tips.
Do you in include the thigh thing?
@@sushirofl516 no home
@@user-tw1pm6nr5e Dang. Homelessness is a real problem these days. Hope things get better.
@@thisisjoel7199 lmfao
But the last one is the best: get your hands on their thighs
"Poor thing must've been vaccinated"
Well, that aged nicely
First off, it was a joke. Second, my legs are massive so check yourself.
@@jtwarner13 yes
😭
ಠ_ಠ
Unlike a vaccinated child
"Hey man, do you smoke"
"No thanks"
i actually did this the other day
Kinda makes sense tho. They might have been offering you a smoke.
@Juie P. that never happens
@@whatisthis999 That's not true in the slightest!
@@whatisthis999 99% of the time, but I have had someone ask me if I dip and then give me a free log. It was at the MO state fair and he worked for Redman as a "recruiter" or something I guess
@PyroNinja713 lucky u , the one time someone asked me if i smoke was to try to sell me a cig for 1 euro
always start a conversation with a sneeze, the person you're trying to converse with will always start the chat especially if you get some of the sneeze on their neck or head
Now this is an irl hack.
And later they will tell everyone how gross you are for doing that, and there will be no silence cuz you try to defend yourself. This is genius
Someone: “Where’s the bathroom?”
me: at the end of the hall
Them: thank you
Me: thank you
Bro we share a name and I'm just as much if a fuck up as you
You're welcome
Amadeus X what
Rudolph I said to the teacher “thank you” when she told me to not do an exercise today 😔
Y’all funny
"WHATS YOUR GRAPHICS CARD" I feel personally attacked.
Doctor: “So what’s been going on”
Me: “Good, how are you?”
1969: we will have flying cars in 50 years!111!1!
2019: How to Have a Normal Conversation
Daniel I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭😳
Why do you think people wanted flying cars? It was to drive away flying from awkward conversations.
It's true, though. Society. We live in one.
2069: people are dying because they forget how to breath
@@Bakwazan I'd believe it. We've already got to the point where people die because the forgot that tide pods aren't food
Me: *Walking*
Guy: You’re probably not as fast as my car
You: My legs are fucking massive so check yourself
*probably*
OOF, still stings. How could he be so right, life is suffering
@@shadowcude3944 that’s so good I haven’t laughed like this in years
"poor kid must have been vaccinated" that broke me 😂
"Good luck!"
"I will."
Wyd
Nothing
Wyd
Nothing
Oh
That actually makes sense, though. The valediction "good luck" actually means "have good luck." You are saying you will have good luck. I don't see the problem.
@@EebstertheGreat its just usually you say "you too" or thanks if someone says good luck
@@erinonfire1264 It's not the normal response, but if someone said "I will," I would assume they were being confident, not that they said the wrong thing thoughtlessly.
We know that we are the most advanced society when we have to watch a tutorial on how to have a conversation.
No.
We were just given one.
@@NitroRonin23 we live in one
We live in a society.
@YamFestival Yes but being confident ultimately gets u through life and being empathetic ultimately never really matters in life
@YamFestival being happy is all that matters in my opinion....now you do whatever you can do to be happy without hurting anyone.! i think yes.... That's how you should do it.
Them: How are you?
Me: not much.
Me: *runs away*
First step for me is to take the elevator instead of running down the stairs because it stopped before reaching my floor
Girl: come, I am alone.
Me: Aren’t we all?
is
Patrick
And
Fantastic
And
Does she want to have a normal conversation:
C) again, you can’t really tell
She might be canadian
@@rverdict9013 too true brother
@@rverdict9013 fuck! She really was Canadian.. :(
"Do you know where x is?"
"Yeah, down the hall on your left"
"Thanks"
"nopsurewelcome."
They must've been sexyyy
@@wouter7165 what
Me to a girl:
Do you want some water?
*Gives her an empty cup*
I died that day.
Certified bruh moment
Lmao
The glass wasn’t empty, it was full of oxygen, which is quintessential for existence
It’s funny I actually focused on trying this stuff it’s actually worked.
damn boi that's the most important part
is it Possible to learn this Power?
Yeah smurfing only with years of awkward practicing young grasshopper
Resference
But upper thigh or lower thigh?
@@yeahsmurfing3451 not from an introvert
"Why are you so quiet?¿¿¿¿"
We all understand that one, don't we?
yeah...:/
So is like every person in the comment section socially awkward or what?
@@TimePads3DCalendars thats exactly why theyre on youtube instead of socialising :)
@@yassfishy you
I got a reward once for being quiet
I'm stealing Ben Kingsley's line.
"Hey, how are you?"
"Just what you see."
Brilliant.
Pls explain :(
@@nicklockk The person is asking 'How are you?' like 'How is everything going with you, are you having a good day?' and Ben Kingsley responds sarcastically "Just what you see." like 'What you see is what you get' or 'You can see how I am by looking at me' taking 'how he is' as his physical characteristics rather than his emotional state.
@Snowden Thanks man. Much clearer now.
Pretty good, a shame it doesn’t work with the translation to my language :(
The advice that helped me in public was to remember that no one cares what you are doing. They are too focused on what themselves and will forget about you when they get home. I dont know why but its comforting to me.
"happy birthday"
"you t-too"
but then you’re twins
I say that everytime ironically.
My birthday was two days ago and my friends called me. They all told me happy birthday and instead of saying you too I literally said "Happy birthday" like in all seriousness. I wish I would have just said "you too"
This just happened to me today, told my friend happy birthday, she started to say happy birthday and stopped, realizing it made no sense.
Arish Kumar when people say "have a good meal" while you're eating and then you say "you too" but they're not eating
oof
This guy is like Sam’O’Nella but with less horrifically terrifying drawings
Exactly!
THE GORE
I'm still seeing that "Tarrar" feller in my mind, with the really grotesque cartoon mouth.
but yeah, the cartoon gore too. 😐
I love how you actually hear personality in his voice when he starts talking about his mum.
The only times he breaks the monotone delivery are laughing at jokes and talking about his mom
Co worker: “the weather is nice today”
Me: “you too, thank you”
"First of all, my legs are fkn massive, so check yourself"
“Hey! How are you?”
“Fine, and you?”
“Fine, and you?”
“..........”
😰
ummm fine and you?
@@jadensavellano5188 fine!! And you??
@@khushiselukar6517 im fine too! And you?
Fine and you?
money bet, the moment the dude in the elevator got out, he was doing backflips trying to kick himself in the face for making that awkward bike comment.
I'm one of those guys. You'd win that bet.
The therapist joke was unexpected. You owe me one dry table.
“They are from south korea”
“Whats wrong? I love starcraft”
Pedro Henrique Vitória And League of Legends
“Hi would this be for here or to go?”
Customer: “Yes”
Surprisingly this happens on a daily
They didn't hear you lol
That usually means d) All of the above.
He didn't hear you, this has happened to me once, and the high stress environment made me obligated to answer something/anything. It was yes.
So many people just either don't hear me or just ignore me and so it's like:
"Hi, welcome to Wendy's. Will this be for here or to go?"
"Um, I'd like a number 5 medium."
"Okay, and will that be for here or to go?"
"I'd also like two small frosties."
"Chocolate or va-"
"And also 2 kids meals."
Will that be for here or to go . . ."
"Yeah, um-"
"Your here's your total have a nice day."
Can I get it for go?
"don't worry man, no one thinks about you."
😭😭😭😭😭
He did that joke already...not that I remember because it was a long time ago...and I don't remember too much about people.
This fact, although somewhat depressing, is really reassuring.
Realizing that is what made me stop caring what people think of me all the time
@@SenpaiDeoxys Same! I saw another video that talked about this. I was like, wait! *Thinks about other people* oh shit, I don't remember anything about what they said, must be true. xD
Definitely a fact, only we make a big deal about ourselves. Pretty egotistical when you think about it. xD
@@thebirdcaller3221 Indeed. So is loneliness, because when you don't have anyone you can't miss them when they pass away
The genius of these videos is exceedingly underrated
teacher: "how was your holiday?"
me: "hello"
Hands me her credit card*
“I don’t need my receipt”
Me:
“I’m doing great how are you”
I can’t sleep Years later
You died in that store. Nothing more than a ghost now.
Lol I deliver food and always say enjoy your food and 4/5 times get a you too it's hilarious
@@PortCapital I also deliver food and, while that one is great, my favourite is having people come to their door and I say "Hey, how can I help you?"
Oh my god that's amazing!! I'd laugh immediately
I fuck this up at work so often I just accept it
"don't worry man no one thinks about you."
Me : I felt that
I hate it when I find something in these videos relatable, because I know that they’re supposed to be comedic so I don’t know if I’m just being dumb.
“Poor thing must have been vaccinated”😂
cracked me up 😂😂😂
That shit nearly triggered me lol.