Why Goge Vandire Went Insane & Became as Bad as Horus

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  • @shadowhunter0815
    @shadowhunter0815 10 місяців тому +457

    As bad as Goge Vandire was, you have to admire his dedication to his work.
    Man hadn't even time to die because he was to busy.

    • @helline9
      @helline9 10 місяців тому

      lol. "i don't have time to die"-Vandire, the dick.

    • @audaciouslyliterate-4592
      @audaciouslyliterate-4592 10 місяців тому +5

      do I, tho? like rlly, do I?

    • @Kma99107
      @Kma99107 10 місяців тому +7

      That was the way my grandpa was he worked through a stroke. Then when he died of the third he didn't die until the helicopter was halfway to the hospital (he lived about 30 minutes from a hospital and had to crawl and call them which probably took around 5 minutes)

    • @mr.ashenfire2624
      @mr.ashenfire2624 10 місяців тому +2

      His decisions fated worlds that once knew a degree of decent living into serfs. Basically overnight.

  • @Esoteric_Loonaism
    @Esoteric_Loonaism 10 місяців тому +100

    "I don't have time to die, i'm too busy editing wikifeet pages!" - probably G(D)oge Vandire

  • @nobleman9393
    @nobleman9393 10 місяців тому +161

    One would go insane just from the amount of work that would need to be done, just constant meetings, paper work and reading reports.

    • @icebreaker5138
      @icebreaker5138 10 місяців тому +13

      Each one with the threat of assassination.

    • @BDL3035
      @BDL3035 10 місяців тому +1

      Roboute Guilliman, a demigod amongst demigods, blessed with a supernatural ability for politics and governance, even he is often overwhelmed by the monumental task of serving as the Big E’s (new) right hand

  • @art-o-cart5166
    @art-o-cart5166 10 місяців тому +49

    I DONT HAVE TIME TO DIE ... IM TO BUSY!!

  • @metalman691991
    @metalman691991 10 місяців тому +57

    Doge Vandire, claiming more feet for chaos

  • @BlackAnthemproduct
    @BlackAnthemproduct 10 місяців тому +196

    How did you get duped by a man with the most evil sounding name? G-O-G-E vandire.
    (Emperor had a text to speech)

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 10 місяців тому

      "that name just screams 'im going to take your eye sockets and stick my penis in there' "

    • @BlackAnthemproduct
      @BlackAnthemproduct 10 місяців тому +5

      And you let him control all of our hot leathery assassin's.

  • @hgjjui8159
    @hgjjui8159 10 місяців тому +60

    I hear the frost punk and I thank you

  • @e-k3620
    @e-k3620 10 місяців тому +8

    Song in the background: the city must survive frostpunk soundtrack

  • @vladbat4050
    @vladbat4050 10 місяців тому +20

    Doge Vandire really wanted their feet pics

    • @kancer_mufen
      @kancer_mufen 10 місяців тому +1

      Hehehe, I see what u did there my fellow AdRic fan

  • @kamboono9867
    @kamboono9867 10 місяців тому +8

    Oh hey I know that sounds track…
    *gets ptsd flashback about the storm prep

  • @berilsevvalbekret772
    @berilsevvalbekret772 10 місяців тому +9

    As The Emperor says; how did a guy with the most evil name managed to get to lead the Imperium? 😂😂

  • @niceguyofgames9490
    @niceguyofgames9490 10 місяців тому +6

    You have to understand how badly you have to treat people to get the kind of title Goge gets in relativity to the Universe

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 10 місяців тому +2

      Rule number one, women can't wear shoes in my chambers.
      Rule number two, ONLY sororitas in the chamber.
      Rule number three...

  • @rory8182
    @rory8182 10 місяців тому +17

    he also made a personal guard of only women, so you can add "creepy" to his list of exploits

  • @nickmills8906
    @nickmills8906 10 місяців тому +180

    Isn't Goge Vandire the dude that ends up running the Ecclesiarchy and makes the Imperium more zealous than they were?

    • @13gan
      @13gan 10 місяців тому +29

      Yes and no. It's a mix of what happen during his rule and its aftermath that cause the Imperium as zealous as it is. He basically merge the Adeptus Administorum with the Ecclesiarchy, purging anyone who resist him. When he was deposed, the Ecclesiarchy begin to reassert their independence of the Administorum which lead to the zealous environment in the Imperium.
      Imagine if the Prime Minister of Britain take over the Church of England, replacing all the priest and bishops with his supporters, who then get themselves purged after the PM was killed. That environment of distrust between the priests arguing who is the "true" priests Vs the "secular" priests is what lead to purity race between them, accusing each other as not true Anglican and this also influence their followers to follow suit.

    • @linhle8294
      @linhle8294 10 місяців тому +9

      No but I'm very sure he is the reason why the Imperium banned the Ecclesiarchy from having men in their army and the Sisters of Battle was set up to as watchdog of the Imperium over the priests

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 місяців тому +6

      ​@@linhle8294Not really.
      The Ecclesiarchy was told they couldn't have _MEN_ at arms so they made/adopted the Sisters of Battle because, well, "They aren't _MEN_ at arms, are they?"

  • @JimboTheEngineer
    @JimboTheEngineer 10 місяців тому +9

    Listen ear lads! It is about to get cold, the city MUST survive!

  • @noble6339
    @noble6339 10 місяців тому +13

    Getting a little cold in here

  • @Wild_Angel2
    @Wild_Angel2 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm loving the frost punk soundtrack in the background of the latest shorts

  • @speeefy2766
    @speeefy2766 10 місяців тому +1

    “No sister you must be bare foot in the sacred halls the emperor decrees it” -Doge vandire as he edits his wiki feet page

  • @OniGanon
    @OniGanon 10 місяців тому +6

    The City must survive!

  • @rithik78
    @rithik78 10 місяців тому +2

    The Imperium must survive!!!

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 10 місяців тому +4

    a yes
    Goge Vandire
    the man who rates 5 Hitler's on the Hitler scale

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm 10 місяців тому

      more like hitler would rate a 0.001 out of 100 on the goge scale

  • @KaiCalimatinus
    @KaiCalimatinus 9 місяців тому +1

    I love the idea of Vect meeting a High Lord somehow and realising
    "Oh wait
    They just like me fr fr
    Terra is like Commoragh but with even more nerds. Oh my god, no THIS place is truly hellish."

  • @enriquecabrera2137
    @enriquecabrera2137 10 місяців тому +8

    Was he brutally cunning or cunningly brutal?

  • @Rabbit-the-One
    @Rabbit-the-One 10 місяців тому +1

    The Doge!!! Feet lord dog boy!! Doge did it for the toe pics, and got them in spades.

  • @colinwalker6804
    @colinwalker6804 10 місяців тому +58

    Gouge? I think we all know he means DOGE! 😂
    Yes it’s a joke, thank Adeptus Ridiculous…also he likes feet😅

    • @adamwise6603
      @adamwise6603 10 місяців тому +5

      "I don't have time to die. I have too many Wikifeet pics to edit."

    • @henkerita1471
      @henkerita1471 10 місяців тому

      Hey, i like feet too

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 10 місяців тому +2

    He also created his own currency, Gogecoin.

  • @akshatmandody5484
    @akshatmandody5484 10 місяців тому +4

    HAPPY 100K ISYANDER AND KODA

  • @jddj6747
    @jddj6747 10 місяців тому +1

    It's canon that the munitorium has an asylum for scribes that lose their mind to be held for servitor conversion

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 9 місяців тому

      I would love it if the Servitor they got turned into were Autoscribes.
      GOTTA PERPETUATE THAT CYCLE

  • @GodWhyTheseHandles
    @GodWhyTheseHandles 10 місяців тому +2

    He once renamed the Daughters of the Emperor to the Brides of the Emperor. I don’t think I need to elaborate on what he did with them

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 9 місяців тому

      That in and of itself is horribly creepy

  • @Fallen-Champion_Cox
    @Fallen-Champion_Cox 10 місяців тому

    Great choice with the Frostpunk music! 👍

  • @supervillainJ
    @supervillainJ 8 місяців тому

    Valling goge "a guy" is a huge understatement.

  • @iatebreadno3344
    @iatebreadno3344 10 місяців тому +6

    doge vandire

    • @Medic19039
      @Medic19039 10 місяців тому +1

      Adeptus Ridiculous has entered the chat

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 10 місяців тому +1

      He was not the goodest boi.

  • @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy
    @East_Coast_Toasty_Boy 9 місяців тому

    I liked when he changed the Imperium's currency to Goge coin.

  • @47RoninGaming
    @47RoninGaming 2 місяці тому

    The emperiom of man is just 40k version of skaven

  • @omega-xk4gj
    @omega-xk4gj 10 місяців тому

    The Guy literally said "Im too busy to die"

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 9 місяців тому

    Guilliman definitely got the best super power out of all his brothers, managing the Imperium is not even a herculean feat, it's a Sisyphean nightmare and he can pull it off... kinda.

  • @linktothepast2432
    @linktothepast2432 10 місяців тому

    Love the frost punk music

  • @catzilla3538
    @catzilla3538 10 місяців тому

    Again, the music for this is really good, but make it louder a bit

  • @samthesuspect
    @samthesuspect 10 місяців тому

    I still take him over certain first chaplain of the word bearers any day of the week

  • @wardeztorier3929
    @wardeztorier3929 10 місяців тому

    Heeey , nice one with the song behind . Frostpunk is a GOAT with the ost. Praise Piotr Musiał !

  • @curlyfries8388
    @curlyfries8388 10 місяців тому +1

    And then the guy after Goge was a real top bloke you know reversed the damage good ol goge had done

  • @almightyace3581
    @almightyace3581 10 місяців тому

    Ayo frostpunk music

  • @johnredcorn8533
    @johnredcorn8533 10 місяців тому

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 10 місяців тому +1

    amount of Doge Vandire memes
    ⬇️

  • @jmmangulabnan6710
    @jmmangulabnan6710 10 місяців тому

    Ah..... of course, Goge Vandire the man with the most evil sounding name 😂

  • @markatonc
    @markatonc 10 місяців тому

    where is the Goge Vandire "whole episode? It needs to exist

  • @jessikablake4784
    @jessikablake4784 10 місяців тому

    So basically Gork and Mork

  • @richmondvand147
    @richmondvand147 10 місяців тому

    um thats the Adeptus Administratum to you XD

  • @lordgrub12345
    @lordgrub12345 10 місяців тому

    Doge Vandire

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 10 місяців тому

    Gotta love paradoxes

  • @locarno24
    @locarno24 10 місяців тому

    Much like Drakan Vangorich, in fact.

  • @McbrideStudios
    @McbrideStudios 10 місяців тому +1

    Goge Vandire, MVP of 40k.

  • @leslieandrews9208
    @leslieandrews9208 9 місяців тому

    So, did the big E have a Dagger collection from all that tried to kill him, or did they all break?

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 10 місяців тому +1

    When he was found out to be a heretic wasn't he turned into an Arco flagellant?
    Pretty sure it's referenced in the priests of mars book when one of the main characters finds an old forgotten Arco flagellant which becomes bonded to him

    • @user-xb1wh5mt4l
      @user-xb1wh5mt4l 10 місяців тому +2

      He was beheaded in his chamber by the Sisters of Battle.

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 10 місяців тому +1

      @@user-xb1wh5mt4l ah well must've been someone under him then, cos this Arco flagellant is definitely from that time period cos this main character somehow gleans a memory from the flagellant and his judgement and sentence to be mind wiped and become an Arco flagellant

  • @patrioticmink74
    @patrioticmink74 10 місяців тому

    Bro what song you use in this short

  • @mikiroony
    @mikiroony 10 місяців тому

    Full episode please?😊

  • @scottreynolds8501
    @scottreynolds8501 10 місяців тому

    Why do I feel like it's a one off name to vincent van gogh

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 10 місяців тому

    Dang this sounds.

  • @Bondmagik
    @Bondmagik 10 місяців тому

    Skar from Lion King?

  • @temtum4256
    @temtum4256 10 місяців тому

    From which Episode ist that ?

  • @bigdaddy_bo6741
    @bigdaddy_bo6741 10 місяців тому

    I see a hard 100k subscriber count!!!! Yall did it!🎉 Now time for the Daemonculaba video!!!!!!

  • @bryanblalack4340
    @bryanblalack4340 10 місяців тому

    -ISH

  • @arsacyclopentadiene6865
    @arsacyclopentadiene6865 10 місяців тому

    Damn

  • @slime5182
    @slime5182 10 місяців тому +1

    Day 48 of helping the Night Lords.
    This message is sponsored by the Coalition of Petty.

  • @Hellheart
    @Hellheart 10 місяців тому +1

    I pronounce Goge the same way he did here. I have an acquaintance who insists on pronouncing it as "Go-gay Van-deer." I thought he was joking at first. But, this guy, unironically, went on a factually incorrect tirade insisting he was the one saying it right.

  • @sufianabuahmad7781
    @sufianabuahmad7781 10 місяців тому

    Didn't he try to accuse the space wolves of heresy and attack them?

  • @user-uj1vo4ej2j
    @user-uj1vo4ej2j 10 місяців тому +1

    First comment let's goooo

  • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
    @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 10 місяців тому

    Doge Vandire