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  • Опубліковано 15 бер 2020

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  • @_Daio_
    @_Daio_ 4 роки тому +2119

    Them lips have seen more action than Helmand Province.

    • @Kale050
      @Kale050 4 роки тому +42

      lol

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 4 роки тому +34

      Hahhahaaaa

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 4 роки тому +27

      @Andy T class comment

    • @Deerky23
      @Deerky23 4 роки тому +49

      This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 4 роки тому +14

      @@Deerky23 let's pin the tail on the donkey lads

  • @thepredators1111
    @thepredators1111 3 роки тому +624

    Mate, she was about to burst into tears.
    It just shows they are used to dealing with the 80% of people who dont know their own rights. Thanks for giving them a wake up call AB

    • @MartinHiggins1972
      @MartinHiggins1972 2 роки тому +9

      @@sherrix6881 Walking around talking to hundreds of thousands of people. Be fair. Earning him UA-cam revenue, too.

    • @drewsmith6066
      @drewsmith6066 2 роки тому +7

      They're only used to dealing with Muppets who think they got to do what they're told lol, but it doesn't work like that with someone that's got a brain

    • @paulobrien1910
      @paulobrien1910 2 роки тому +2

      You again kicked in the street you would love a police officer come and help you

    • @littleowldme
      @littleowldme Рік тому +2

      I love that... Yeah, you can ask, but I won't stop! 🤣

    • @fromulus
      @fromulus Рік тому

      Lmao nobody learned a single thing from this other than this dude is an unlikable schmuck.

  • @deckytrfc1
    @deckytrfc1 3 роки тому +495

    “You’re making the young lady feel uncomfortable”
    “I’m not responsible for her feelings”😂😂😂

    • @danielgill2311
      @danielgill2311 3 роки тому +3

      Aww

    • @fromulus
      @fromulus Рік тому

      There aren't harassment laws in the UK?

    • @dagoorey3534
      @dagoorey3534 Рік тому

      5 kilos of Botox in her lips and cheeks and she is denying it👄👄👄🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂

    • @1inchPunchBowl
      @1inchPunchBowl Рік тому +13

      @@fromulus Yes, but there is a legal definition which still has to be met. Otherwise it's just a fascist state.

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 2 місяці тому +2

      @@fromulus "Uncomfortable" is not "harassed, alarmed or distressed", and the police need to learn that.

  • @lationixclips3336
    @lationixclips3336 Рік тому +31

    Scared sheep in the burger van

  • @douglipscomb3002
    @douglipscomb3002 10 місяців тому +14

    There are audits and there are audits. Three years on and this is one of the classics! These two gals were totally clueless!

  • @andrewcoates6641
    @andrewcoates6641 4 роки тому +85

    As an ex postman I can assure you that the way to get promoted at RM is to be incompetent at your job so these two have a rosy future, God help their staff. As the saying goes “those that can do, those who can’t get promoted “.

    • @DarkDeviant
      @DarkDeviant 2 роки тому

      Yep, they would of kissed ass as well.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому

      What a couple of Postal snowflakes they are , I hope they are widely ridiculed for being totally outclassed by AB ( as were the 2 police officers)
      Approach AB at your peril, the video of the encounter WILL follow you forever.

    • @LeeJohnson-zn9tl
      @LeeJohnson-zn9tl 11 місяців тому +4

      I worked for RM I got out while I still could

    • @andrewmyers9982
      @andrewmyers9982 2 місяці тому

      I would agree - just look at Paula Vennells and her repugnant sidekick!

  • @spenceraustin9823
    @spenceraustin9823 3 роки тому +409

    They hate that they can’t impose their illusion of authority onto you 😂😂 you’re awesome AB 🙌🏼

    • @spenceraustin9823
      @spenceraustin9823 2 роки тому

      🤡🤡

    • @spenceraustin9823
      @spenceraustin9823 2 роки тому

      @Mike Hunt 🤡

    • @d4nkx549
      @d4nkx549 2 роки тому +2

      @Jonathan Davis Found the cop 🤡🤡

    • @d4nkx549
      @d4nkx549 2 роки тому +4

      @Jonathan Davis No I did ur mom 😎

    • @paulobrien1910
      @paulobrien1910 2 роки тому

      If you were getting a good kicking in the street you would love a police officer coming help you or if your house is broken into who would you call Samaritans

  • @southwestkinema9149
    @southwestkinema9149 Рік тому +35

    That burger man is miserable so and so. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a whole bunch of villainy in his extended family lol

    • @Sleepeasy469
      @Sleepeasy469 28 днів тому

      Yeah noticed that too, what an absolute wanker

  • @Pothwar-PK
    @Pothwar-PK 2 роки тому +13

    "You need to check left & right before you go"
    Your in wrong profession your one liners are hilarious 😂

  • @ericmilligan3
    @ericmilligan3 4 роки тому +672

    It annoys me when the police come running within minutes for a camera man, but call about an actual crime, your lucky if it’s the same day. 😳😳😱😱

    • @pivottech8881
      @pivottech8881 3 роки тому +17

      Oh ye my gran called for someone serious it was drug related not my family involved
      They never even arrived

    • @Robert-rs5bm
      @Robert-rs5bm 3 роки тому +5

      Yes true

    • @jamesleth806
      @jamesleth806 3 роки тому +14

      In sad that society is turning into a tyranny and the dumb and stupid have no understanding of the sacred right of liberty and freedom. This girl would have no understanding of how she is contributing to the soon to be technocratic police state. She needs a lesson in the importance of acitizens right to not be harrassed when not breaking any law.

    • @dagmeredobbin297
      @dagmeredobbin297 3 роки тому +15

      If you are the victim of a burglary , they almost certainly WONT COME AT ALL.The met clear up rate is about 3%.WTF are taxpayers paying them for when they can't catch sh1t?

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 3 роки тому +10

      Yes they don't even bother with burglary, but run around after non crimes.

  • @ZahidKhan-tb3fb
    @ZahidKhan-tb3fb 4 місяці тому +39

    AB “Do you use Botox on them lips”? Botox woman “No” AB “Swear” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @koliberk
      @koliberk 4 місяці тому +5

      Botox officer is from Poland, I suspected from her accent, but when she flashed her ID with her name Aleksandra, I'm positive 😂

    • @danielmorris6523
      @danielmorris6523 2 місяці тому +5

      @@koliberkBotoxski injectionski polski. And she also has TAZERski.

    • @koliberk
      @koliberk 2 місяці тому +2

      @@danielmorris6523 😂😂

    • @Aerojet01
      @Aerojet01 Місяць тому +2

      The problem is not everyone is cut out to be a police officer. Over the years, standards have dropped for obvious reasons. She completely lost control of the situation. There is a time and place to be assertive. Hopefully, she'll learn that respect is an important part when it comes to establishing dialogue with the general public and seeking their cooperation.

  • @bruza1980
    @bruza1980 Рік тому +7

    There's the grass....Mr Baldy.....lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best line iv heard all day. 👍🏼

  • @paulcolley5757
    @paulcolley5757 4 роки тому +670

    Burger van man is a bit of a bell end isn't he!

    • @unknown-lf5sl
      @unknown-lf5sl 4 роки тому +63

      this is because of the police.. make people suspicious of anyone they question

    • @patrickr6505
      @patrickr6505 4 роки тому +40

      Yes, he wouldn't even give him a free burger 😂

    • @waynestabler236
      @waynestabler236 4 роки тому +42

      I bet his burgers are 20 % meat n 80% fat yummy

    • @waynestabler236
      @waynestabler236 3 роки тому +3

      Please

    • @waynestabler236
      @waynestabler236 3 роки тому +30

      can we start a go fund me for a hair transplant for the Muppet ?? 👍🇬🇧

  • @PottersVideos2
    @PottersVideos2 3 роки тому +125

    11:25 She's got the law wrong. Refusal to answer questions cannot be grounds for suspicion.

    • @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers
      @SqwarkParrotSpittingFeathers 3 роки тому +2

      Rice v Connolly 1966.

    • @iasked3371
      @iasked3371 3 роки тому

      k halliday sorry lecturer

    • @FCVP71
      @FCVP71 3 роки тому

      Sad you have laws like that.

    • @DoNE021
      @DoNE021 3 роки тому +1

      @k halliday Keyboard bully police. Shut'up.
      Did your feelings got hurt by this video clip. hehehe

    • @dudleydyer9224
      @dudleydyer9224 3 місяці тому

      "You have the right to remain silent"

  • @1ArtieFufkin
    @1ArtieFufkin Рік тому +50

    It’s so shocking that this policewoman has been through all the training necessary to become a police officer and simply hasn’t got a clue what she is talking about. It’s seriously embarrassing!

  • @alanmurphy8137
    @alanmurphy8137 Рік тому +28

    Thought she was going start crying. My son got beat up and police never turned up, but turn up for silly things. Keep up the good work AB, love you taking the p--s out of these clowns, hair transplant was funny. 😂

    • @tman5634
      @tman5634 Рік тому +6

      Sorry too hear that about your son.
      My house was broken into at 1am while I was asleep, the noise of them downstairs woke me up & I was obviously terrified.
      I quietly rang 999 while sitting on the floor behind my bedroom door. I was told the police would come immediately.
      No police turned up. They fled through actions of my own.
      The police rang me at 5am to say they've not had a single officer available & that's why no one came out.
      They made 5 appointments with me over the next two days to come out & take a statement.
      They NEVER EVER fulfilled any of those appointments.
      This is just one of my matters they've proved their incompetence in my may years.
      These Audit videos are a blessing in showing more of the truth about the UK police force. It's mostly inept & unprofessional.
      Pathetic. Inept. Unprofessional. Money stealers from the UK tax payers.

    • @Dercudez
      @Dercudez Рік тому +1

      @@tman5634 Smh I'm sorry to hear that

    • @Urmotherspunpun
      @Urmotherspunpun Рік тому

      @@tman5634 if that’s the case then you have the right to defend your home. Fuck the police.

    • @alanmurphy8137
      @alanmurphy8137 Рік тому

      ​@@tman5634 this country is a disgrace and looks like a third world country. I'll be moving away from here in a few years to retire abroad, your so right about British taxpayers being ripped off and these idiots running g the country need stringing up. Sorry to hear about the burglars breaking in. Take care.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 11 місяців тому

      I've been knicked twice due to an ex thinking it's funny to cool the old bill, and on both occasions they stole out of my wallet. Utter scumbags.

  • @nigelfarage69
    @nigelfarage69 4 роки тому +537

    Scary that she's allowed to carry a taser. I wouldn't trust her with a notepad and pen.

    • @bekabeka71
      @bekabeka71 4 роки тому +6

      Larry McFappington only a coward would hit a pretty face like this

    • @MegaScumbucket
      @MegaScumbucket 3 роки тому +11

      A banana would be pushing it

    • @6StimuL84
      @6StimuL84 3 роки тому +20

      @@bekabeka71 A pretty face like that can murder your ass for nothing also man.....

    • @paullangton-rogers2390
      @paullangton-rogers2390 3 роки тому +2

      The police are trained how to use tasers. And considering the UK police are totally unarmed, and face dangerous and often armed criminals daily, I'd say a taser is a good thing to protect our officers. They should all have one, or better still guns like most European countries do.

    • @tobeytransport2802
      @tobeytransport2802 3 роки тому

      @@6StimuL84 how would she murder you any easier than anyone else?

  • @JoannaHammond
    @JoannaHammond 4 роки тому +49

    The reason is simple, because I want to and I am legaly allowed to.

  • @untold101
    @untold101 Рік тому +9

    Seen more helmets than Hitler.

  • @themadmechanic1964
    @themadmechanic1964 Рік тому +5

    Love the way you don’t give them time to start their silliness

  • @wuphat
    @wuphat 4 роки тому +117

    She's not listening. She's just waiting for her turn to talk.

    • @mikecollins8936
      @mikecollins8936 4 роки тому +12

      Bullies hate it when people stand up to them.

    • @jaunsheet7584
      @jaunsheet7584 4 роки тому +8

      part of training

    • @mrfeather83
      @mrfeather83 4 роки тому +4

      They all do that

    • @Carmarket247
      @Carmarket247 4 роки тому +2

      That’s their conduct

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 4 роки тому +4

      I do the same. I can’t stand listening to idiots to be fair.

  • @rcdanger
    @rcdanger 4 роки тому +107

    One walked off because she didn’t want to waste her time

    • @BadBadgerTrollAccount172
      @BadBadgerTrollAccount172 3 роки тому +12

      Nope, she was sent off to try getting incriminating evidence from the caller...

    • @OsmanLiban
      @OsmanLiban 3 роки тому +3

      Anthony Burton she most certainly was.

    • @moodyguymick
      @moodyguymick 3 роки тому +1

      Too embarrassed to stick around.

  • @NazTheGreat
    @NazTheGreat Рік тому +3

    This was hilarious!
    "I'll tell you if you subscribe"
    😂😂😂

  • @jonviol
    @jonviol 9 місяців тому +9

    At 14.20 seconds PC Richards simply had no control. Just perfect . Best upload ever this one .Beautiful woman .

  • @Clan501-Scotland
    @Clan501-Scotland 4 роки тому +462

    People in that burger van were like something from hills have eyes 💀😂

    • @wudangboy
      @wudangboy 3 роки тому +27

      shallow gene pool ! lol

    • @Breaking_views_uk_official
      @Breaking_views_uk_official 3 роки тому +20

      They are blood relatives of sweeney tod but instead of meat pies they sell burgers made from human meat

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod 3 роки тому +16

      why u think the burgers are so cheap

    • @neilwilliams8741
      @neilwilliams8741 3 роки тому +9

      the red faced man made Quasimodo look good looking..in between his 4 pack of tenants super and 4 bottles of brandy

    • @dave1secondago
      @dave1secondago 3 роки тому +1

      or IOM people lol

  • @MaxPowers
    @MaxPowers 4 роки тому +363

    meanwhile thousands of kids across the UK are being groomed.

    • @6StimuL84
      @6StimuL84 3 роки тому +35

      They don't care about pedos and rapists..... CAMERAS are the REAL threat....lol

    • @AW-mz6ml
      @AW-mz6ml 3 роки тому +6

      Shes swallowing alot of them

    • @holdup1036
      @holdup1036 3 роки тому +4

      Thats why they should do their jobs instead of wasting time with citizen imvolved in lawful activity - labelled as suspicious- checking that tax payers money is well spent

    • @Scotoz27
      @Scotoz27 3 роки тому +5

      Disgusting police force with their priorities askew when stabbings, groomings, fraud and corruption are rife in the UK.

    • @michaeldaniels1186
      @michaeldaniels1186 3 роки тому +7

      Yes and pricks like this are wasting police time!!!

  • @jdubbleu1011
    @jdubbleu1011 Рік тому +8

    4:33 - “Your not going to get a copy of that”.
    Seconds later “That’s fine. Obviously you know how to obtain”.
    Says it all.

    • @waheedrehman7009
      @waheedrehman7009 Місяць тому

      AB your awesome... could watch you all the time.
      Botox police is full of poo...
      Burger man is a tw*t

  • @ClaudiuLazea
    @ClaudiuLazea Рік тому +3

    AB what camera are you using to record this videos? You are really funny and I’ve learned a lot from you 😂

  • @26OP011
    @26OP011 4 роки тому +79

    "sorry mrs smith we cant come and save you from the robbers because we have an emergency situation there is a man filming a post office "

  • @MAZ732
    @MAZ732 2 роки тому +166

    This dude is so cool and the cops really don’t know how to handle him at all, especially when he starts quoting the law 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 Рік тому

      Put your tongue away ya moron it's embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤣

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 Рік тому +1

      @@MAZ732 slurp slurp gobble gobble 🤣

    • @williamcodsi1612
      @williamcodsi1612 Рік тому +1

      This is why police dobt be friendly anymore because of idiots like ab. He is starting issues for no reson. Some people get stopped for no reason. But he just antagonises people.
      Im not the biggest fan of police by anymeans but this is just wasting their time. You are holding them up from doing their job but eill be the first to complain they are not doing anything.
      The poor girl just doing her jon

    • @MAZ732
      @MAZ732 Рік тому +5

      @@judgeberry6071 you must be about 10 🤣😂🤣

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 Рік тому

      @@MAZ732 "This dude is so cool and I hate cops and love to overuse emojis because I am insecure as fuck"...lol yeah sound fucking mature as fk mate hahahaha. So fk off school girl before you embarrass yourself any further 🙄

  • @Ipdex
    @Ipdex Рік тому +6

    'How do you know I can read?' - classic!

  • @TheMisphit
    @TheMisphit Рік тому +6

    "the burgers sell like mad anyway" ....Says the man with the massive queues for them so desperate he's trying to sell them to the police

  • @raymondlawrencechalmers7580
    @raymondlawrencechalmers7580 3 роки тому +135

    The second officer disappeared quickly when she realized how foolish the other officer was behaving.102,000 botox views, education, live and learn. Respect the public, treat them as equals.

    • @esecallum
      @esecallum 2 роки тому +3

      Yes cottoned she being wound up.

  • @butchbaird1834
    @butchbaird1834 2 роки тому +27

    Auditing Britain is definitely on top of the auditors leader board globally !! I am still amazed that people think they have the right to question members of the public. Total madness.

  • @WhiteDieselShed
    @WhiteDieselShed Рік тому

    Working my way through the older content and its amazing how quickly the police arrive and sometimes how many arrive. What do we have to say to get them to attend? Man with camera?
    Man shooting pictures where they emphasise the word shooting and mumble/whisper the word pictures?

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 Рік тому

      That's how it works basically. Caller says aggressive man with a camera etc, they forget to mention he is on a public space. Maybe the call taker could ask this important fact.

  • @trevhedges209
    @trevhedges209 2 роки тому +15

    I would love to see you just once say very loud “LOOK SWEETIE, I DON’T want to date you, I’m a happily married man” i think they would die of embarrassment 😂

  • @jjyo99
    @jjyo99 4 роки тому +335

    I like the humour that is creeping into your videos. You're obviously getting more relaxed and expert at auditing.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +59

      Ha ha , not intimidated any more

    • @leanneedwards6342
      @leanneedwards6342 4 роки тому +1

      No but you are a scumbag, low life dosser

    • @bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663
      @bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663 2 роки тому +5

      @@leanneedwards6342 You must be one of the WPCs from the video...found time to watch your self getting humiliated in between botox appointments?

    • @patrickomaracou7268
      @patrickomaracou7268 2 роки тому +4

      Do ya use botox on ya lips ,quick as flash NO hahahahaha.

    • @pauljay5478
      @pauljay5478 2 роки тому

      Humour! He’s a argumentative prick!

  • @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757
    @baronvonmaximillionsnell2757 3 роки тому +37

    Post office need to look at the thieves working for them

  • @allancopland1768
    @allancopland1768 Рік тому +2

    QOTD.... "You gonna be famous. Them burgers will be selling like mad.". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @river1927
    @river1927 Рік тому +22

    She was so close to crying 😢 🤣🤣🤣 and of course she uses botox and the rest 🤣🤣

  • @keef6586
    @keef6586 2 роки тому +87

    Best one ever! She had to run off before she burst into tears. You smashed it!

  • @johncooper3392
    @johncooper3392 4 роки тому +60

    she was clueless & butt hurt
    that was so funny
    she is going to be so embarrassed when her workmates watch this
    expect reprisals

    • @forthfarean
      @forthfarean 4 роки тому +8

      john cooper the trouble is her workmates are just as stupid.

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 4 роки тому

      Reprisals? I doubt it. The old bill come across jerks all the time to be fair, probably a good handful a shift. I think ABs a funny guy but let’s not deny he’s also just a troll.
      Maybe the plod should lighten up a bit and realise it’s all just a game.

    • @johncooper3392
      @johncooper3392 4 роки тому +1

      dl ~ unfortunately she is not alone @ being unable to cope with a simple situation ~ the police hire a lot of people who should never be given a job with responsibility & standard's.

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 4 роки тому +2

      john cooper | Yeah, so when you think about it she’s probably just a normal human being, like you and me - doing a job to pay the bills?
      I’d never be a police officer myself, not because I couldn’t do it - but because I’d have to come face to face with societies jerks every day.
      Why don’t you give it a go?

    • @johncooper3392
      @johncooper3392 4 роки тому +1

      dl ~ she & others choose to be a cop & the public are the ones who pay the price when it's found out they are not suitable for the job ~ & this is a very common problem.
      & as for me ~ i am honest & not a bully so i would never fit in

  • @domdom9273
    @domdom9273 Рік тому

    How did I just discover this channel? Brilliant

  • @greatlambrini8722
    @greatlambrini8722 4 місяці тому +3

    About time people started telling them ‘it’s none of your fxxxxx business.’

  • @enaidsofren4299
    @enaidsofren4299 2 роки тому +56

    The way her lips move after the botox accusation, she was soooo self conscious!

    • @GRACEORT
      @GRACEORT Рік тому

      Yes I noticed that too. Like a Cat licking Cream 🍆💦💦💦

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. Рік тому +5

      Could be, but it’s also because she was about to cry. She couldn’t keep a stiff upper lip. And she’s a policewoman. A British one. Her parents are to blame

    • @enaidsofren4299
      @enaidsofren4299 Рік тому +4

      @@Ron.S. Wouldn't botox help with a stiff upper lip?

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. Рік тому +1

      @@enaidsofren4299 😄

  • @dteeling69
    @dteeling69 4 роки тому +105

    “What if I can’t read?” “Well you’re recording me” The mind boggles! The shit that comes out their mouths most of the time is unbelievable! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @freddymercury2259
      @freddymercury2259 3 роки тому

      @@picaso023 ikr, the guy in this video just goes around provoking a response from the police just so he can act like a smart arse and his viewers are hailing him as some kind of hero.... the mind boggles.

    • @BaxterShaw
      @BaxterShaw 4 місяці тому

      @@freddymercury2259 the fact that recording in public even gets a police response is the entire point you nitwit, we pay them to enforce laws not harass photographers

  • @Had_Enough_Media
    @Had_Enough_Media Рік тому +11

    Still one of my favorites. Re-watched this one many times.

  • @anne-mariethompson4365
    @anne-mariethompson4365 Рік тому +2

    The face never moves! The other officer was good, although I'm only half way through 😂

  • @johnnyroadcrew3841
    @johnnyroadcrew3841 4 роки тому +32

    This proves exactly the attitude of Royal Mail Bullies who believe they have the right to interrogate anyone they like on the public highway. Allegedly its far worse if you have the misfortune to work for RM .

    • @jaunsheet7584
      @jaunsheet7584 4 роки тому

      lost in transit

    • @tinyivory2778
      @tinyivory2778 4 роки тому +1

      Bullying Royal Mail mangers working there is even worse gestapo !!!!

    • @vincitveritas3872
      @vincitveritas3872 4 роки тому

      Same at "care" charity I worked at management think they can question where you shop outside working hours.
      Now I've left they still follow me. They think they are police.

    • @nickdawson2184
      @nickdawson2184 4 роки тому +2

      I've never been bullied by anyone in the royal mail, what's the point of the video except to antagonise people???

  • @captaincracker8980
    @captaincracker8980 4 роки тому +110

    Burger man would’ve sided with the pig if the opportunity had arisen.

    • @outtour2525
      @outtour2525 4 роки тому +26

      Some men always side with women, they put them on pedestals

    • @larrymcfagerstrom9172
      @larrymcfagerstrom9172 4 роки тому +15

      from my perspective the burger man did side with the pig by answering her questions which he is not obligated to do.

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits 3 роки тому +1

      bigblackdog My God! The pigs have defaced the Union Jack with their gang symbol? As a Yank, I didn’t realize that the gangbanger’s symbol had gone international.

    • @angloengland559
      @angloengland559 3 роки тому +2

      @@SavageAudits The 'thin blue line' has British origins

    • @SavageAudits
      @SavageAudits 3 роки тому +1

      angloengland Interesting! I would love to know more about that.

  • @beklerken1
    @beklerken1 Рік тому +2

    Will they ever learn? The UK needs a lot more AB`s to audit them until they do learn.

  • @warwickwolf3999
    @warwickwolf3999 11 місяців тому +2

    First guy was correct.. there is never any need to get personal 👍🏻

  • @PD-gt7on
    @PD-gt7on 4 роки тому +155

    Poor girl should have quit while she was behind.

    • @kentcyclist
      @kentcyclist 4 роки тому +12

      P D Yeah like before she ever considered joining police. She should have gone to work for burger king

    • @yogihaughton
      @yogihaughton 3 роки тому

      P D LMFAO

    • @mrworldwideceo2473
      @mrworldwideceo2473 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @smithy3269
    @smithy3269 3 роки тому +96

    “You can ask”
    “Well are you going to stop”
    “No”
    😂 love that on these videos.

  • @WorldsHypocrisy
    @WorldsHypocrisy Рік тому +8

    Oh man, I've watched so many of these auditing videos but in this channel every video is full of laughs from the get go!

  • @shookoneldn300
    @shookoneldn300 4 роки тому +29

    Next time let them know.. they can be suspicious all they want.. suspicion is not a summary or indictable offence, hence NO crime.
    She’s cute, but needs to lay off the botox!😁

  • @Allyrat259
    @Allyrat259 4 роки тому +55

    She wanted your channel name . She’s probably watching us now 👀.

  • @leeapplegarth4717
    @leeapplegarth4717 Рік тому

    i dont normally subscribe to any channels but i had to subscibe to yours AB. Cool Channel.

  • @aldorraman
    @aldorraman Рік тому +2

    PC Botox needs to find another career, she is obviously not cut out for Police work

  • @weedomjolly9568
    @weedomjolly9568 4 роки тому +119

    I could listen to you talking to cops all day 😂 love your auditing.

  • @Cheeseban151
    @Cheeseban151 3 роки тому +86

    Is no one going to mention the old lady that ordered a coffee with SIX sugars

    • @Utuber209
      @Utuber209 3 роки тому +4

      What a bitch. I had a lady order 70 splendas once into a SMOOTHIE. The kids I was working with didn't have the balls to say not. I told her no fucking way and she almost cried. Said we've done it for her before. To which I said, "well we're not doing it again." She left.

    • @JohnSmith-qq8ok
      @JohnSmith-qq8ok 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah in my esteemed clinical opinion she'll get diabetes!

    • @jamble7k
      @jamble7k 3 роки тому +6

      would you like some tea with your sugar?? 😂

    • @Alister94
      @Alister94 3 роки тому +3

      that aint a old lady bro lmfao

    • @Putin391
      @Putin391 3 роки тому +1

      2 sugar satchets is same as 1 teaspoon sugar. So shes actually having 3 teaspoon of sugar and depending on the size of the coffee thats pretty normal.

  • @MrSlipstreem
    @MrSlipstreem День тому

    "How do you know I can read?"
    "Because you're filming me."
    😂

  • @Sn00zeDog
    @Sn00zeDog 4 роки тому +62

    The only reason why she wants your UA-cam channel is so they can get your details from it

    • @commonsense4219
      @commonsense4219 4 роки тому +2

      Martin Noureddine

    • @Jayen4
      @Jayen4 4 роки тому +2

      @@commonsense4219 And ??....

    • @commonsense4219
      @commonsense4219 4 роки тому

      @@Jayen4 And What?

    • @Jayen4
      @Jayen4 4 роки тому

      @@commonsense4219 What point are you trying to make ??

    • @commonsense4219
      @commonsense4219 4 роки тому

      @@Jayen4 None 🤔

  • @semilental
    @semilental 4 роки тому +35

    Haha.. Her face when you asked if she uses botox!! 😂😂

  • @DG-EditsYT
    @DG-EditsYT 6 місяців тому +2

    Dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson

  • @steveyoung201
    @steveyoung201 Рік тому

    quickest I've clicked a post after reading the title, bottox faces are a guaranteed giggle 😃

  • @fuzzy1237
    @fuzzy1237 4 роки тому +82

    Her ego wouldn’t let her back down

    • @janefaulkner3749
      @janefaulkner3749 4 роки тому +3

      Lips as big as her EGO.

    • @sandwichman100
      @sandwichman100 4 роки тому +2

      no surprise shes not married
      she will have to marry a cop, they can investigate each other all night

    • @southaussie5108
      @southaussie5108 4 роки тому

      @@sandwichman100 and get nowhere ... neither will back down and be submissive.

    • @cavemanfisher3340
      @cavemanfisher3340 4 роки тому

      @@sandwichman100 imagine the convo married to her after a night out, she'll drive you down your local takeaway and see what you ate n how long you were there 😂😂😂

    • @paulhaywood1615
      @paulhaywood1615 Рік тому

      Until he mentioned the botox, then her ego just fled.

  • @8busby
    @8busby 3 роки тому +70

    Sam&Ella's burger van, boy looked he'd just got out of a bed in a hostel.

    • @neilwilliams8741
      @neilwilliams8741 3 роки тому +6

      hostel the film more like..scary stuff

    • @moretimeneeded56
      @moretimeneeded56 3 роки тому +1

      Nah the hostel turned him away, too smelly!

    • @sicksquid3258
      @sicksquid3258 3 роки тому +1

      Salmonella burger van LOL

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat 3 роки тому +7

      He was a rude bastard tbf

    • @YoutubeHero666
      @YoutubeHero666 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah he just brought some thing from them and then to sing like a canary about your customers is plain rude

  • @fromulus
    @fromulus Рік тому +1

    "It's not a crime to be rude".
    This dude really is just the worst of what humanity has to offer. Big brain with no folds. We're all very impressed with your astronomical intellect. I'm sure the mirror at your house is your biggest fan.

  • @rj2128
    @rj2128 3 роки тому +326

    "I'd appreciate it if you had a hair transplant" Pissing myself laughing!!!

    • @gottliebdee263
      @gottliebdee263 3 роки тому +55

      Whilst yes, it was funny. It was as rude as hell. AB has shown himself to be a 1st class dick with that comment.

    • @rj2128
      @rj2128 3 роки тому +14

      @@gottliebdee263 He was simply making a great point.

    • @gottliebdee263
      @gottliebdee263 3 роки тому +37

      @@rj2128 He was simply being a first class dick.

    • @exioz99
      @exioz99 3 роки тому +14

      Gottlieb Dee ok calm down sissy boy this is the real world

    • @TallerMan.1520
      @TallerMan.1520 3 роки тому +1

      Perfect way to get him back for swearing the c**t.

  • @MoebiusUK
    @MoebiusUK 4 роки тому +67

    I would.
    Both of them. As long as they wear the uniform.

    • @grahamthegreat2680
      @grahamthegreat2680 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, but only the once. Couldn't put up with their attitude for too long!

    • @The01t
      @The01t 4 роки тому +5

      Na. They were pretty below average. Besides the inspectors have all been up there more times than you would care to count.

    • @ivancarter7564
      @ivancarter7564 4 роки тому +3

      You sick weirdo .....will you.take photos ?!?!

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 4 роки тому +1

      jeff griffin
      That’s below the belt..
      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shush_ya_mush
      @shush_ya_mush 4 роки тому +2

      The doctor will see you now

  • @Thevrretroshow1
    @Thevrretroshow1 2 місяці тому

    ID APPRECIATE IF YOU HAD A HAIR TRANSPLANT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LITERALLY FELL OFF MY CHAIR LAUGHING, MAN I JUST SUBSCRIBED 😂

  • @Williamfattyfoulke261
    @Williamfattyfoulke261 Місяць тому +2

    What a plank, who employs them.

  • @shush_ya_mush
    @shush_ya_mush 4 роки тому +102

    She was totally powerless and didnt know how to deal with it

  • @kwaynelapham
    @kwaynelapham 4 роки тому +38

    If you were filming that tree and you didn't tell her why, would she find that suspicious?

  • @roybrown1529
    @roybrown1529 9 місяців тому +6

    Often in these videos a childish, personal remark about someone's appearance. Just do a professional job and make a serious point, or not at all. She's a nice looking woman, and with more patience than I could muster.

  • @tonto2455
    @tonto2455 Рік тому +1

    She's looking to stitch you up and show how female Cops are competent.

  • @kaptain1x
    @kaptain1x 3 роки тому +59

    HAIR TRANSPLANT & BOTOX LIPS 🤣🤣🤣🤣...that's it ..i'm dying of laughter...thanks AB.

    • @exiledone69
      @exiledone69 Рік тому

      You don't inject botox into lips.

  • @thetruthisoutthereofficial
    @thetruthisoutthereofficial 3 роки тому +20

    She is like that annoying ex girlfriend that you keep telling it’s over and she keeps coming back

  • @stevemears3619
    @stevemears3619 Рік тому +11

    Watching this makes you realise how this world is looking more and more snowflakey every single day , absolute fools , the lot of em. Great work AB 👏

  • @Chelskie-darts
    @Chelskie-darts Рік тому

    Is that Eric cantina at the start in the orange high vis vest 😂

  • @chaoticprogress
    @chaoticprogress 2 роки тому +18

    "Thank you that's how you do it" LMAO, love how you put her in her place. Part of it is her trying to show off her power in front of the junior. All about power trips

  • @leojobes
    @leojobes 3 роки тому +164

    I love seeing the police being made to look like fools. Can't get enough of this channel. Keep it up AB!

  • @buddy2016
    @buddy2016 Місяць тому +1

    How embarrassing for her , she needs to hand her notice in nowwwww😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Spagyi
    @Spagyi Рік тому

    “Swear!” 😂😂🤣

  • @joeleahy8613
    @joeleahy8613 3 роки тому +108

    getting her to identify properly was classic. Auditors in USA need to see this as all they get are policemen pointing at name tags and lapels like her saying "you can see etc." well done AB

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому +4

      The yank police say ' Right here' and point .

    • @austinmcnamara8488
      @austinmcnamara8488 Рік тому

      ​@@A2Z1Two3 I was just about to say that LMAO 🤣

    • @sbh344
      @sbh344 Рік тому

      @@austinmcnamara8488 ditto

    • @narajuna
      @narajuna Рік тому

      Most yanks dont get pushed out by security, GS wins all the time :(

  • @diddydave2707
    @diddydave2707 3 роки тому +40

    Imagine being in a relationship with her ? proper motor mouth. The entry levels must be so low now.

    • @szybkiebutykolegaszybszema5998
      @szybkiebutykolegaszybszema5998 3 роки тому

      Yes I can imagine she is mine gf hahahaah

    • @Tempest500
      @Tempest500 3 роки тому +4

      Would be like waving a truncheon in the Albert hall

    • @reckszrka2396
      @reckszrka2396 3 роки тому +2

      Very true lol, probably easy access

    • @robertollier3085
      @robertollier3085 3 роки тому +1

      In Australia, they've run out of candidates for police training that don't have criminal records, so they are now recruiting crims.

  • @John-cw6yr
    @John-cw6yr 11 місяців тому +1

    AB at first I thought you were doing things to annoy and get reaction and never really understood why and to my own embarrassment I made comments to the effect but now sir after watching I feel I need to apologize and hope you accept you have educated me I'm now a massive fan of your work and there's always a beer in Glasgow anytime your here once again keep doing what your doing the police should let young coppers shadow you they will learn more from you in a day than they do shadowing an officer who is always thinks they can do and say what they want that will filter through them and they will think it's acceptable to police in this negative manner 👍👏👏👏👏

  • @marcj3682
    @marcj3682 Рік тому +1

    This is hilarious. "You've told me you're making a little story."

  • @harrisonjamesuk
    @harrisonjamesuk 3 роки тому +127

    HAIR TRANSPLANT, christ bro that was brutal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Legend.

  • @glennturnbull5652
    @glennturnbull5652 2 роки тому +39

    So funny! She was absolutely destroyed poor girl. I love how you slowly but surely notch it up little by little and wind people up.........brilliant mate. 😁

  • @grantross2609
    @grantross2609 Рік тому

    yet another case of AB being treated like a martian tho !
    ps. how long is it before p on the left looks like p on the right ?

  • @stephen-truthseeker
    @stephen-truthseeker Рік тому +1

    OMG being rude is a crime. Starzi Police. She sounds Polish explains a lot.

  • @bigirthy
    @bigirthy 3 роки тому +28

    It looked like she was about to cry 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @bjrnolavlangvad3061
    @bjrnolavlangvad3061 4 роки тому +18

    "Why are you filming"? How about this: I am a Photographer. This is what Photographers do. That is what photographers have always done.

  • @Cslicksmusic91
    @Cslicksmusic91 7 місяців тому

    AB got her mind blown 🤯 😂

  • @LongHairedYetiCave
    @LongHairedYetiCave 2 роки тому

    When i need to know who someone is i always look for a burger van lol

  • @patrickroberts29
    @patrickroberts29 3 роки тому +91

    amazing idea for a channel, it quite literally writes itself. great characters, so real.

  • @simonabbott4949
    @simonabbott4949 4 роки тому +34

    We once had Great Britain then Broken Britain now we have Auditing Britain and Botox Britain and him behind the burger counter reminds me of a good friend of mine who turned out to be a serial killer 😂

  • @skeletoncrusader
    @skeletoncrusader Рік тому +1

    Amazing how quickly they turn up for non-incidents like this. If your house gets burgled, you'd be lucky to get a crime number.