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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +41

    You can now follow AB on Facebook
    facebook.com/auditingbritain/

    • @darthforexvader7201
      @darthforexvader7201 4 роки тому +2

      ‘What is french for va va voom?’
      Answer: police behaving filthy

    • @crotchet1586
      @crotchet1586 4 роки тому

      Do an upper class English accent, audit AB!

    • @jonathansimmonds5784
      @jonathansimmonds5784 4 роки тому

      @@crotchet1586 That's one of my accents, Geordie lad who went to posh boarding school in Surrey! Irish, Scots, Scouse, Brumey, all like a native but foreign is the best to confuse plod with but you know the best one is the right to remain silent, that would really piss them off...

    • @yassully8071
      @yassully8071 4 роки тому

      You should do different languages like ownage prank Mr AB

    • @RicArmstrong
      @RicArmstrong 4 роки тому

      @@yassully8071
      Yes, I want him to do an American accent next.

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +1624

    I may go for a Kazakhstani accent next time a Borat special

    • @chrisgibson4140
      @chrisgibson4140 4 роки тому +33

      I would prefer you do a Prince Charlie accent.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +62

      Merci 😅

    • @rjim1
      @rjim1 4 роки тому +29

      Oh god, that would be priceless!! 👌🏻

    • @ZamaNorushe99859
      @ZamaNorushe99859 4 роки тому +86

      Why not try STUTTERING, see if they have the patience to listen to you...

    • @Scottish-Greg
      @Scottish-Greg 4 роки тому +11

      Very niiice 👍

  • @brianfairclough4109
    @brianfairclough4109 4 роки тому +802

    "I love France."
    "Why do you love France?"
    "Because it's the country of love"
    Lol

  • @ross951
    @ross951 4 роки тому +720

    It should be illegal for an officer to lie and tell you something is a criminal offence when it is not. It has the intent of striking fear into the innocent person, causing them alarm and distress.

    • @ianking8315
      @ianking8315 4 роки тому +20

      public servants are allowed to lie unfortunately.

    • @cypeman8037
      @cypeman8037 4 роки тому +28

      No they’re not, it’s against their code of ethics.

    • @WorksopGimp
      @WorksopGimp 4 роки тому +17

      @@cypeman8037 Police can lie and do with impunity

    • @johnscott4693
      @johnscott4693 4 роки тому +18

      It would be very interesting to walk into a police station and report this threatening behaviour (as a result of lying about Laws) as a s5 offence. What would the defence be ? ... I’m stupid and don’t know the Law I’m quoting? That’ll look good on someone’s record.

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 4 роки тому +18

      Ian King
      I guess their code of conduct regarding “Honesty and Integrity” is a lie then.. They not honest and have no integrity.. they essentially CRIMINALS.. Judge and Jury should treat officers testimony like the next Joe!

  • @hussamabusamra5527
    @hussamabusamra5527 3 роки тому +314

    AB you are killing me. Every time I say to my self let me watch for 10 minutes and then I ended up watching for two hours or more. You are a LEGEND.

    • @MrChuckmike
      @MrChuckmike 3 роки тому +6

      Lol me too, its just pure comedy, love AB and hes our hero.

    • @stigmalmqvist781
      @stigmalmqvist781 3 роки тому +6

      You are not alone in that. I spend too much time watching AB and his video's are so much better than those from the US

    • @MrMongoose221
      @MrMongoose221 2 роки тому +4

      Glad it's not just me. I felt bad that I've spent so much time watching these videos of the last few days but they're addictive 😅 funny, educational and also a bit concerning at times. Apart from the good officers.

    • @MrChuckmike
      @MrChuckmike 2 роки тому +3

      @@MrMongoose221 absolutely agree with u

    • @hipsonsogbo
      @hipsonsogbo 2 роки тому +4

      Same here, this is really good, amazing work

  • @Casavult
    @Casavult 4 роки тому +440

    What he is doing, even if people think he's fishing for confrontation or just being annoying, is actually a good thing because people are getting educated.

    • @MrMongoose221
      @MrMongoose221 4 роки тому +18

      That's true sometimes I think he takes it a bit far but I actually didn't know that I can just film them and not give my name unless suspected of a crime etc. So good to know 👍

    • @purplerabbit874
      @purplerabbit874 4 роки тому +11

      Thank God for people like AB otherwise I'd be as ignorant as the so called police as to my rights.

    • @markprentice6332
      @markprentice6332 4 роки тому

      staying in the EU so u don't agree?

    • @safeenachoud1903
      @safeenachoud1903 3 роки тому

      👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿

    • @matthew3774
      @matthew3774 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah and the new guidance has now come out, thanks to the work of AB and others, telling police to leave photographers alone

  • @jameswright5705
    @jameswright5705 4 роки тому +92

    AB quickly becoming the BEST auditor within the UK. Keep it up buddy 🤩

    • @sampadda4717
      @sampadda4717 4 роки тому +2

      James Wright agree - like is videos over other auditors - he knows what to say and handles situation and doesn’t get intimidated

    • @rob0749
      @rob0749 4 роки тому +1

      Still behind Audit Ed.....

    • @frankiepaul9869
      @frankiepaul9869 4 роки тому

      Exactly.

    • @jameswright5705
      @jameswright5705 4 роки тому +1

      Sam Padda the last two part audit was so good, he made the police look like a complete numpty. Would love to see more of the audits where he doesn’t immediately speak or even acknowledge that he understands, would be interesting to see how other public servants react

    • @g4kfjve7kfj34
      @g4kfjve7kfj34 4 роки тому

      IS

  • @robertoc2485
    @robertoc2485 3 роки тому +133

    This is absolutely hilarious. Better than anything on TV. Keep up the good work AB

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 роки тому +1

      The BBC should give him a cut of the licence fee,

    • @robertoc2485
      @robertoc2485 2 роки тому

      @@chrisbevis7725 ha ha 😂

  • @andrewcameron1346
    @andrewcameron1346 2 роки тому +49

    I hope her colleagues never let her live this down.

    • @cliffordbuttle4529
      @cliffordbuttle4529 Місяць тому

      I bet she had kept her mouth shut now 🤡🤡🤡🤪🤪🤪

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. 4 роки тому +73

    Brilliant brother,,pure entertainment and the police cut short.

  • @kjhi98
    @kjhi98 4 роки тому +293

    priceless - she was so up herself it was unreal! - brilliant job AB cant wait for your Italian version

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus 4 роки тому +21

      her attitude and passive aggressiveness was disgusting. Very unnatural in the animal kingdom for a woman to confront a man like this.

    • @poochbo123
      @poochbo123 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah italian would confuse them

    • @FETISHEST
      @FETISHEST 4 роки тому +4

      They must be dumb as fuck to think you were really French 😂, what chance have they got at catching a real criminal ???

    • @richardcenci54
      @richardcenci54 4 роки тому +6

      Why is this bloke wasting police time like this? What a twat i think

    • @albertrobinson7392
      @albertrobinson7392 4 роки тому +10

      @@richardcenci54 They approached him, so they wasted their own time.You have no idea have you. Idiot i think

  • @ScaniaDronninga
    @ScaniaDronninga 4 роки тому +678

    "I'm not a criminal." Well I cant verify that.
    "Are you a criminal?" Well obviously not.
    "Well I cant verify that."
    Genius reply AB. :D

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 4 роки тому +17

      there is MORE chance of her being a crim than he.

    • @kenthomson9562
      @kenthomson9562 3 роки тому +31

      That “Well, obviously not” line by the lady policeman hasn’t aged well.

    • @paulheart320
      @paulheart320 3 роки тому +6

      Freemasons

    • @Dudamahe27
      @Dudamahe27 3 роки тому +2

      Best reply of the audit

    • @grah1956
      @grah1956 3 роки тому +3

      @@forgive7449 I agree, as sad as it is, she is in a career where criminals seem to breed. Again so sad to say it, but how can anyone ever trust the police, after so many disgusting crimes that have been committed by serving members of the police force.

  • @murrietakenitri2157
    @murrietakenitri2157 3 роки тому +80

    -"Why wld you reference France out of the rest of the world? "
    -"Because i love France..."
    -"Why do you love France?"
    -"Because it is the country of love...Have we Finish?"
    -"No!"
    -"I Finish..." 😂😂😂
    U made herself have a laugh a few times...Vive la France 😂 Genius!

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +5

      😁

    • @Kochos
      @Kochos 2 роки тому +2

      lol you could just put the timestamp instead of writing the whole script essay

    • @murrietakenitri2157
      @murrietakenitri2157 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kochos true true...best piece of the audit tho great accent. That Italian dude was also hilarious 😂 hope you enjoined it bro 👍

    • @Kochos
      @Kochos 2 роки тому

      @@murrietakenitri2157 i did not because he should have bent over both of them policewomen in her car

    • @murrietakenitri2157
      @murrietakenitri2157 2 роки тому

      @@Kochos yeah that wld've definitely gotten him more views 😂

  • @swampdonkey152000
    @swampdonkey152000 4 роки тому +407

    Switch accents between police officers. German accent to one, look at the other and speak with an Italian accent.

    • @NeathSpadge
      @NeathSpadge 4 роки тому +16

      hahahahaahahaha Oh yes, that would be awesome.

    • @Seannn94
      @Seannn94 4 роки тому +4

      @@NeathSpadge ha defo

    • @saor4340
      @saor4340 4 роки тому +4

      Fantastic idea !

    • @alan1340
      @alan1340 4 роки тому +1

      Hes Dutch

    • @grymaldus40k41
      @grymaldus40k41 4 роки тому +2

      Lol please do this on one video, great idea!

  • @royneitzke4347
    @royneitzke4347 3 роки тому +50

    I love how you initially to work with the cops but eventually shut them down with a word or two and walk away. They stand there not knowing what to do. It’s priceless!

  • @noelp7834
    @noelp7834 4 роки тому +51

    'I love France'
    'Why?'
    'Because it is the country of love' 😘
    🤣

  • @tombbc1431
    @tombbc1431 2 роки тому +6

    "I can't verify that" retort ... her face once again broke into another ... lovely ... bemused smile ... totally taking away her abillty to reply .. What fantastic police constable she is ... gorgeous too!

  • @lslad
    @lslad 4 роки тому +103

    Hilarious - the only thing worse the AB's French accent - is the common sense of these two numpties!

  • @Bonypart
    @Bonypart 4 роки тому +121

    As an Englishman living in France I can say that your accent was perfect. Well done!

  • @Englishmenmaddogs
    @Englishmenmaddogs 3 роки тому +65

    the ladies love a french accent, but the police officers will expect you to surrender within the first minute

    • @geedee1264
      @geedee1264 2 місяці тому

      They still beat you

  • @danc1897
    @danc1897 Рік тому +20

    "It's the country of love". That made me laugh out loud. 🤣

  • @bigjoeangel
    @bigjoeangel 3 роки тому +86

    "Are you a criminal?" "Well Obviously not no." "Well I can't verify that." BOOM! LOL

  • @jonny-fi4us
    @jonny-fi4us 4 роки тому +43

    I think "I'm getting tired of this conversation" is one of your best lines yet

  • @realfacthunt
    @realfacthunt 4 роки тому +32

    She almost laughed at one point, another winner AB!

  • @billhawkins192
    @billhawkins192 2 роки тому +8

    It's the country of love...she tried so hard not to break. Bravo.

  • @sanatemc
    @sanatemc 3 роки тому +57

    I’ve watched this video more than 10 times,you’re truly the best AB
    Take care👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙏🙏

  • @johnchrysostomon6284
    @johnchrysostomon6284 4 роки тому +243

    She's either seriously ill-informed or a massive lair. Either way she should not be employed by the police

    • @daveqin9515
      @daveqin9515 4 роки тому +16

      Fit though

    • @spinningwhat3315
      @spinningwhat3315 4 роки тому +3

      They are the prerequisites for police employment.
      I think it’s dawning on these wally’s that they are just torch bearers for bigger wally’s.
      At least there will be a good pool of dog walkers and car washers, moving forward!

    • @birrysund3269
      @birrysund3269 4 роки тому +14

      She's a compulsive liar, every word she utters from her mouth a filthy pigs lies...

    • @johnchrysostomon6284
      @johnchrysostomon6284 4 роки тому +15

      @@birrysund3269 Then she'll go far in the police force

    • @collinsd70
      @collinsd70 4 роки тому +3

      Lair?

  • @londonderrry
    @londonderrry 4 роки тому +6

    One of the funniest audits I've ever seen... well done... it was brilliant!

  • @lukeproctor5873
    @lukeproctor5873 2 роки тому +7

    This was the single best video I've watched of yours! Epic. Please do more x

  • @vincitveritas3872
    @vincitveritas3872 4 роки тому +36

    The police lady would fall apart under cross examination in court

  • @jessicarabbit1138
    @jessicarabbit1138 4 роки тому +121

    "It's illegal to photograph in England" 🤣😂 trying to bluff a tourist

  • @mixedmitchell9178
    @mixedmitchell9178 4 роки тому +81

    Because of you AB(and a few other UA-camrs) and the incredible work you do I will now pull out my phone and start recording every time I see a police officer interacting with a member of the public.
    I've also learned more about my rights in 3 days than I had in 33 years prior.
    Thank you and stay safe!

    • @MrChuckmike
      @MrChuckmike 3 роки тому

      Please keep Filming this c**ts. Don't stop

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 2 роки тому

      Once heard a quote, may not be accurate but something like this, there's nothing more creative or imaginative for th human mind than to study th law 👍

  • @ej6893
    @ej6893 2 роки тому +3

    I love this! The best one yet out of all of the freedom audits I've ever seen on UA-cam! Love the witty comebacks and the piffy parables as well as the accent!

  • @mrf4138
    @mrf4138 4 роки тому +276

    With detective skills that couldn’t work out she was being scammed by a bloke with an accent and a camera, I don’t foresee a bright future for her police career.

  • @Danielleh20s1
    @Danielleh20s1 4 роки тому +59

    I’ve literally spent the last few days binging on your videos 🙂 so funny, the amount of officers that think they’re superior and you always manage to make them look like lost puppies 😂 love it!

    • @justahumanbeing.709
      @justahumanbeing.709 2 роки тому +1

      me too, along with DJ Audits (industrial units) and Power to the Proletariat, neither as funny as AB tho,

  • @ajb2436
    @ajb2436 4 роки тому +182

    “Because it’s the country of love” - she went silent, can tell she’s getting no action

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +39

      😂😂😂

    • @daniel1970ification
      @daniel1970ification 4 роки тому +7

      Gets action with her lemon partner.

    • @ajb2436
      @ajb2436 4 роки тому +8

      Auditing Britain I’ve noticed how they all like to ask you questions, but never like to answer yours, you could’ve offered them money and they would’ve called you suspicious 😂

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 4 роки тому +5

      I was expecting a time and place to be arrange for a date at this point.

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 4 роки тому +5

      R
      Perhaps, hit and run, no strings attached.. you don’t want a pathological liar in a long term relationship.😝

  • @pureheroin9902
    @pureheroin9902 3 роки тому +92

    omg he is so fucking good at this! i didnt think this content would be interesting, but this guy makes it so.

  • @bigplay1339
    @bigplay1339 4 роки тому +77

    This guy is so awesome!!! He needs his own reality show

    • @breakit46
      @breakit46 Рік тому

      This is his own reality show. Respect😊

  • @RestoreIt
    @RestoreIt 4 роки тому +467

    You're the best AB.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +48

      Merci

    • @elenastaffy6119
      @elenastaffy6119 4 роки тому +11

      Officer 1313 I had the best laugh in my life. A B I love your French accent. I can’t wait for the Italian Accent.. you have me up all night looking at your UA-cam channel I miss out on my beauty sleep, But it is so worth it.. Your “AMAZING”
      I am addicted to your channel.
      God bless you.🙏💪❤️👍

    • @tonyross7376
      @tonyross7376 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @17attewell
      @17attewell 4 роки тому +1

      “Why do you film the police stations” LOL

    • @sherblato9147
      @sherblato9147 4 роки тому

      @@AuditingBritain AB❤️

  • @Leroyy536
    @Leroyy536 4 роки тому +277

    Horrible liar she is. At least she’s been exposed

    • @funkysoul112pfunk5
      @funkysoul112pfunk5 4 роки тому +28

      she's sexy !

    • @ianjones4286
      @ianjones4286 4 роки тому +3

      Her roots are shocking but I’d Chuck it one

    • @ianjones4286
      @ianjones4286 4 роки тому +3

      @Robert Anthony Carroll yes I’d start speaking Welsh then demand a professional interpreter at the police expense insist on communication in my own language bring in the ethnic minority card really mess them around

    • @ianjones4286
      @ianjones4286 4 роки тому

      @Robert Anthony Carroll iechyd da boyo

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 4 роки тому

      @@ianjones4286 Half the station has probably beaten you to it, if the stories about the UK police's kinky ways are half-true.

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 2 роки тому +14

    The French accent keeping a straight face makes this hilarious.
    Name aaah bee , I lost it

  • @Brian169016
    @Brian169016 3 роки тому +5

    Fourth time i've watched this. Funny and sarcastic in equal amounts. And the Police Officer happens to be extremely attractive and does find your comments amusing, great smile.

  • @olliebeak131
    @olliebeak131 3 роки тому +91

    Writes in her notebook "Country of love..."

    • @canalasmr5516
      @canalasmr5516 3 роки тому +8

      She wrote it in French, _Le pays de l'amour._

  • @johnlewis5330
    @johnlewis5330 3 роки тому +52

    This channel is like the Monty Python sketch, I've come for an argument.

  • @bfine2023
    @bfine2023 2 роки тому +3

    Fantastic, it was so so funny when you do accents. The audit when you were acting Italian was the funniest one ever!

  • @magpieeuc4846
    @magpieeuc4846 3 роки тому +19

    Best set I've seen so far I cant stop binge watching these Audits, Bravo Monsieur.

  • @fionnsda33
    @fionnsda33 4 роки тому +205

    She enjoyed the domination and when you told her you were finished she still wanted more

    • @michaelmullins3396
      @michaelmullins3396 4 роки тому +15

      That's because her main Job is a probably a Dominatrix and she is a part time police officer

    • @JasonTDolan
      @JasonTDolan 4 роки тому +7

      She is hot. And into domination. What a catch! ❤️ Oulala!

    • @England91
      @England91 4 роки тому +13

      @@michaelmullins3396 actually people in power often prefer be dominated outside of their work

    • @michaelmullins3396
      @michaelmullins3396 4 роки тому +2

      @@JasonTDolan I suppose you could call it the guilt factor, subconsciously feeling guilty about their domination and want a bit of balance.

    • @michaelpurnell8083
      @michaelpurnell8083 4 роки тому

      how thick are the police

  • @johnseabrook1703
    @johnseabrook1703 4 роки тому +254

    She is going to be so ribbed for being so easily taken in, great audit.

  • @pongokamerat8601
    @pongokamerat8601 3 роки тому +3

    Perfect Sunday "the day after" entertainment 2 catch up on your videos. It never gets old

  • @tomodell3671
    @tomodell3671 4 роки тому +59

    Interesting that the French accent sparks casual racism from the WPCs.

    • @TheNigelwilkinson
      @TheNigelwilkinson 4 роки тому +6

      you mean xenophobia?

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus 4 роки тому +3

      the french twist was classic loool

    • @bran2355
      @bran2355 4 роки тому +1

      Nah tbh she wasn't that bad, she didn't mention anti terrorism act which most would just from the foreign accent paired with 'surveiling', she was lying about legality and hoping he was clueless enough to go along with trusting her authority but that's expected from them all at this point.
      She wasn't particularly bad compared to most officers.

    • @genwoolfe
      @genwoolfe 4 роки тому +4

      I was hoping to hear "Good Moaning!" :)

    • @louistheeighth8976
      @louistheeighth8976 4 роки тому

      I thought his normal accent was french anyway!!

  • @Simon.0000
    @Simon.0000 4 роки тому +61

    My French teacher used to wear fishnets. None of the boy in her class would stand up to answer any of her question's 😕😕

  • @watki03
    @watki03 4 роки тому +93

    She is telling lies , filming in uk is illegal, I don’t think so!

  • @RenderMuffin
    @RenderMuffin Рік тому +3

    "Because it's the country of love"... bwahahaha... love you mate!

  • @eglesniuk
    @eglesniuk 4 роки тому +169

    "In France it's not illegal"
    "Ok, well you're in England now!" (pointing finger at AB) 😂😂
    Just makes herself look stupid

    • @tobywan12
      @tobywan12 4 роки тому

      Didnt point at him thou.. look again

    • @eglesniuk
      @eglesniuk 4 роки тому +3

      @@tobywan12 pointed once briefly. Does it make lying about law ok?

    • @tobywan12
      @tobywan12 4 роки тому +1

      @@eglesniuk Of course not but there is deffo some provocation going on in this vid

    • @eglesniuk
      @eglesniuk 4 роки тому +8

      Well yeah, that's the purpose of whole thing but there was no unlawful activity. So doesn't excuse her lying about law either way

    • @thewariscomingtoatownneary7572
      @thewariscomingtoatownneary7572 3 роки тому +3

      @@eglesniuk Islam is the truth

  • @builder481
    @builder481 4 роки тому +143

    If you want to see another french version click like

  • @Duckerbee
    @Duckerbee 4 роки тому +35

    You basically ripped them a new one - with a french accent. Love the content!

  • @dennisbrinckley4474
    @dennisbrinckley4474 2 роки тому +1

    I keep coming back to this one- one of your very best, AB. Merci beaucoup mon bon ami. Tu es tres bon.

  • @kieranwyatt2646
    @kieranwyatt2646 4 роки тому +8

    You crack me up ,🤣 quality! Ace accent too

  • @seannicholson8530
    @seannicholson8530 4 роки тому +24

    Brilliant ab, you really make me smile which isn't easy in this crazy world at the moment.

  • @DonegalOverlanding
    @DonegalOverlanding 3 роки тому +11

    These vids with the accents are comedy gold, they really add so much to the videos.

  • @collinw1353
    @collinw1353 3 роки тому +137

    "There are laws where they can take your camera". Always amazes me how police can get away with threatening people with laws that they know nothing about. There needs to be a fine to them personally for mis quoting or making up laws or they'll never learn. $100 for making up a misdemeanor law, $1000 for making up a felony law, etc.

    • @g1carino
      @g1carino 3 роки тому +8

      “felony” “misdemeanour” “$”
      🤔

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 Рік тому

      @@topsteve9898 my favourite is when they want your name and address to check your not a criminal 😂like if you'd ever been convicted of a crime you'd give real details

  • @BruceLee-zd9bw
    @BruceLee-zd9bw 3 роки тому +13

    AB is majestic.
    Another masterclass from the main man.✊👏👏👏👏

  • @MC_0210
    @MC_0210 4 роки тому +52

    Have we finish
    “No”
    I finish
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanbaxter3127
    @ryanbaxter3127 4 роки тому +122

    So funny 😂 although also v bad that the cops were lying to a "tourist" about the law. Looking forward to the next one!

    • @logann001
      @logann001 4 роки тому +6

      AB should of had her on that for blatantly lying.

    • @tammychapman2176
      @tammychapman2176 4 роки тому +5

      @@logann001 he didn't need to when he can have you all saying it on here. 😂😂😂👍

    • @logann001
      @logann001 4 роки тому +2

      @@tammychapman2176 true dat.

  • @CannaBusTeD
    @CannaBusTeD 3 роки тому +4

    "Because it's the country of love" yet another great come back 🤣

  • @jacquesmoulin980
    @jacquesmoulin980 4 роки тому +19

    AB: I am not a criminal
    Goldylocks: I cant verify that
    AB: Are you a criminal ?
    Goldylocks: Obviously not.
    AB:I cant verify that
    Goldylocks Just been defeated by her own narrative and is seeking confort in her partners eyes who wants to burst out laughing. Absolute classic AB. Greetings from Paris, the accent is right on point.

  • @sandywilson7068
    @sandywilson7068 4 роки тому +36

    😂🤣😂 She is not going to make detective anytime soon👮‍♀️😇

    • @johnnosiennek7066
      @johnnosiennek7066 4 роки тому +5

      She might make it with a detective and that's about it

    • @jaylamb477
      @jaylamb477 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant

    • @maddon001
      @maddon001 4 роки тому

      u would be suprised i bet she is

  • @xbluewolfy1741
    @xbluewolfy1741 4 роки тому +151

    "So I take it you're French"
    "I Never said dis"
    I creased up, 100% French just the way you said it! Hahaha

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 4 роки тому +8

      Could just have easily been Belgian. Or Senegalese. Or a citizen of Saint Barthélemy and Saint Martin for that matter.

    • @skeletronas5867
      @skeletronas5867 3 роки тому +3

      @@goodyeoman4534 Fuck it he's half from Réunion, half from French Guiana

    • @arielsaeth
      @arielsaeth 2 роки тому +3

      a bit Inspector Cleusau but good "I vont a rwwm" how can these cops lie and escalate nothing to something without being reprimanded,

    • @glenmorgan4597
      @glenmorgan4597 Рік тому

      @@arielsaeth " sacred Blue" 🤣

    • @sueshivers5120
      @sueshivers5120 Рік тому +1

      @@arielsaeth His French accent being so bad is what made it so good and also that bossy boots did not realise she was being pranked in her 'rit of fealous jage'. Should have taken Kato with him for protection.

  • @quilliamattari2772
    @quilliamattari2772 3 роки тому +12

    Serious question, why is it that the women police officers are always the most serious and aggressive and stuck up ones? I've seen so many of these videos and the women cops will tend to show unnecessary authority in almost all of these interactions. Why is that? It seems like when some of these women are given authority, they will go out of their way to show it. I'm not being misogynistic, I'm just curious to know why the women cops are like this? So unfriendly and aggressive for no reason.

    • @sean380
      @sean380 3 роки тому +1

      They over compensate and try to outdo their male colleagues they think its a completion.

    • @wailer27
      @wailer27 7 місяців тому

      To readdress the power imbalance due to historic misogyny in society... with ironic results

  • @kenboon1478
    @kenboon1478 4 роки тому +78

    She's asking for your name and address cos she want's a date , you can tell she is infatuated with you it's the french accent .

  • @HowDeepIsYourJesus
    @HowDeepIsYourJesus 3 роки тому +62

    Your French impression was excellent, especially the part at the end where you ran away.

    • @mike-pq7se
      @mike-pq7se 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @emmadas
      @emmadas 2 роки тому +2

      That picture is too blasphemous please don't be like that

    • @HowDeepIsYourJesus
      @HowDeepIsYourJesus 2 роки тому

      @@emmadas I know it is, but I couldn't find a sexy Middle-Eastern looking Jesus picture - so we'll just have to live with white sexy Jesus for now!

  • @1valg
    @1valg 3 роки тому +5

    That was hilarious! Please do another! 😂

  • @jonathanngai5956
    @jonathanngai5956 3 роки тому +6

    dude this is killing me, the comedic level is through the roof.

  • @lipbonethecabby5539
    @lipbonethecabby5539 3 роки тому +31

    Straight out of the traps with “we can take that camera off of you”,,,
    Then the usual “ you got ID?”

  • @davidcameron7597
    @davidcameron7597 3 роки тому +6

    Just brilliant. I love it AB.

  • @EmperorMingg
    @EmperorMingg 4 роки тому +37

    Wow, that woman lying about the laws to people she suspects wouldn’t know better. “There’s sensitive info behind those gates” haha yeah, and if it’s viewable from a public place, you should move it / close it if you don’t want it to be seen. Disgusting behaviour from them.

    • @dahdidah8553
      @dahdidah8553 4 роки тому +1

      The officer needs to retake her Ncalt training on the Government Protective Marking Scheme it divides data into UNCLASSIFIED, PROTECT, RESTRICTED, CONFIDENTIAL, SECRET and TOP SECRET. If, beyond unclassified, specific safeguards need to be taken and be in place. To say what she did say implies the police station is not adhering to the requirements and safeguards!

  • @SteveSmithRangers
    @SteveSmithRangers 3 роки тому +1

    As always AB excellent audit your simply the best 👍👍👏👏 more of the same please 😊😊

  • @adriennebyrne8237
    @adriennebyrne8237 4 роки тому +8

    That was so fun. Great video again brilliant content as always

  • @isabellacalavera8577
    @isabellacalavera8577 4 роки тому +56

    This is pure golden AB. Next time try an American accent...see how they react to that! Using bill of rights and the constitution! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

  • @rickreid8572
    @rickreid8572 4 роки тому +15

    It's incredible that these people are on the streets

  • @escobar1656
    @escobar1656 2 роки тому +1

    Only audit videos that i can watch multiple times are yours AB 🤣 this is hilarious

  • @DerhellsteSternvonallen
    @DerhellsteSternvonallen 4 роки тому +8

    This is quality entertainment, best thing I've watched in ages. Top marks are awarded, great job AB !! I can't wait for Italiano

  • @alanmartinezrodriguez884
    @alanmartinezrodriguez884 3 роки тому +21

    This is god-level of trolling, i'm lmao. You can't beat this lol

  • @hooper7735
    @hooper7735 4 роки тому +6

    Gute Moaning AB...., Absolutely brilliant fella, had me and the missus in stitches watching you bamboozle that lady cop 😂😂😂😂

  • @320speed
    @320speed 2 роки тому +8

    I love how they try to challenge him as if he's not clocked on with how the system works 🤣. He knows more than them lol

  • @Distorted-Vision
    @Distorted-Vision 3 роки тому +5

    She is beautiful. Her name is Kerry White.

  • @ceejay4991
    @ceejay4991 4 роки тому +47

    LOL viva la France and walks off = Legend

  • @ritchuk
    @ritchuk 4 роки тому +13

    She lied straight off the bat. That last bit of logic just threw her completely. It still baffles me as to why they suddenly think that a badge and a uniform makes them more intelligent than the rest of us.

  • @elmarlivehappy5443
    @elmarlivehappy5443 3 роки тому

    je meure de rire un des meilleurs audits ever....thx u for this piece of art hahaha

  • @nrml76
    @nrml76 4 роки тому +58

    Her reaction at 6:17 when he said ''the country of love'' was absolutely hilarious.

    • @lalagang374
      @lalagang374 4 роки тому +8

      She knows france is known for gays

    • @astralcowboy5511
      @astralcowboy5511 3 роки тому

      You can see her mouth and just about say ‘okay’ too 😂

    • @saracenuk.
      @saracenuk. 3 роки тому

      She was about to laugh

  • @charleseloi6479
    @charleseloi6479 4 роки тому +104

    As a french guy i couldn't stop laughing

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +44

      Wait for the Italiano Guy

    • @moist.teabag
      @moist.teabag 4 роки тому +14

      @@AuditingBritain do ze germans

    • @ristart777
      @ristart777 4 роки тому +6

      Auditing Britain can’t wait AB ! Get it uploaded already 💯😜💚

    • @edwardecl
      @edwardecl 4 роки тому +4

      @@AuditingBritain We need a Austrian accent, along with a charlie chaplin mustache.

    • @techguybtw8241
      @techguybtw8241 4 роки тому +5

      I dare you to do a swedish accent 🤣

  • @Riaz8527
    @Riaz8527 2 роки тому

    Hi AB, i like your confidence knowledge and common sense which is most of our professional's dont have it i am very similar to your way of thinking Thanks

  • @Rafael-uu2mv
    @Rafael-uu2mv 4 роки тому +10

    Please do all your future videos with an accent.. when you said “hello officer”’to the last one in the french accent, I genuinely lost it, I was howling 😂😂😂😂

    • @johnkelly1787
      @johnkelly1787 3 роки тому

      with an accent? everyone on the planet has an accent.😂🤣

  • @listersantos8355
    @listersantos8355 3 роки тому +9

    This was the funiest audit!

  • @reckszrka
    @reckszrka 3 роки тому +15

    "1313, very bad number I better run woah 🏃‍♂️" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @arko6689
    @arko6689 2 роки тому

    ....hahahahahah!....this has to be one of the best you have done yet AB...... Id love to see you do a Belfast accent next!..... hahahahahah!

  • @khaleelashraf2821
    @khaleelashraf2821 3 роки тому +6

    You are real great AB 👍🏽

  • @superflexpatterdales63
    @superflexpatterdales63 3 роки тому +11

    Love it when you put the accents on...we need more of this 😂👍😂

  • @noelalexisshaw-nas-noz5142
    @noelalexisshaw-nas-noz5142 4 роки тому +4

    Brilliant one this AB..as was the silent audit..

  • @md9088
    @md9088 3 роки тому +1

    How thick are those officers? You see Constable 6959's face when you said 'it's the country of love?' Then you lapse into English lol This is comedy gold AB ! Great video 😀