@@crotchet1586 That's one of my accents, Geordie lad who went to posh boarding school in Surrey! Irish, Scots, Scouse, Brumey, all like a native but foreign is the best to confuse plod with but you know the best one is the right to remain silent, that would really piss them off...
Glad it's not just me. I felt bad that I've spent so much time watching these videos of the last few days but they're addictive 😅 funny, educational and also a bit concerning at times. Apart from the good officers.
-"Why wld you reference France out of the rest of the world? " -"Because i love France..." -"Why do you love France?" -"Because it is the country of love...Have we Finish?" -"No!" -"I Finish..." 😂😂😂 U made herself have a laugh a few times...Vive la France 😂 Genius!
It should be illegal for an officer to lie and tell you something is a criminal offence when it is not. It has the intent of striking fear into the innocent person, causing them alarm and distress.
It would be very interesting to walk into a police station and report this threatening behaviour (as a result of lying about Laws) as a s5 offence. What would the defence be ? ... I’m stupid and don’t know the Law I’m quoting? That’ll look good on someone’s record.
What he is doing, even if people think he's fishing for confrontation or just being annoying, is actually a good thing because people are getting educated.
That's true sometimes I think he takes it a bit far but I actually didn't know that I can just film them and not give my name unless suspected of a crime etc. So good to know 👍
I love how you initially to work with the cops but eventually shut them down with a word or two and walk away. They stand there not knowing what to do. It’s priceless!
@@forgive7449 I agree, as sad as it is, she is in a career where criminals seem to breed. Again so sad to say it, but how can anyone ever trust the police, after so many disgusting crimes that have been committed by serving members of the police force.
Sam Padda the last two part audit was so good, he made the police look like a complete numpty. Would love to see more of the audits where he doesn’t immediately speak or even acknowledge that he understands, would be interesting to see how other public servants react
He has been since he started. He has the comedy too. When he went in the station with a swine flu mask was a classic. Then the offering of a bacon sandwich. Hahaha
"I can't verify that" retort ... her face once again broke into another ... lovely ... bemused smile ... totally taking away her abillty to reply .. What fantastic police constable she is ... gorgeous too!
Fourth time i've watched this. Funny and sarcastic in equal amounts. And the Police Officer happens to be extremely attractive and does find your comments amusing, great smile.
"There are laws where they can take your camera". Always amazes me how police can get away with threatening people with laws that they know nothing about. There needs to be a fine to them personally for mis quoting or making up laws or they'll never learn. $100 for making up a misdemeanor law, $1000 for making up a felony law, etc.
@@topsteve9898 my favourite is when they want your name and address to check your not a criminal 😂like if you'd ever been convicted of a crime you'd give real details
Auditing Britain I’ve noticed how they all like to ask you questions, but never like to answer yours, you could’ve offered them money and they would’ve called you suspicious 😂
With detective skills that couldn’t work out she was being scammed by a bloke with an accent and a camera, I don’t foresee a bright future for her police career.
I love this! The best one yet out of all of the freedom audits I've ever seen on UA-cam! Love the witty comebacks and the piffy parables as well as the accent!
They are the prerequisites for police employment. I think it’s dawning on these wally’s that they are just torch bearers for bigger wally’s. At least there will be a good pool of dog walkers and car washers, moving forward!
Officer 1313 I had the best laugh in my life. A B I love your French accent. I can’t wait for the Italian Accent.. you have me up all night looking at your UA-cam channel I miss out on my beauty sleep, But it is so worth it.. Your “AMAZING” I am addicted to your channel. God bless you.🙏💪❤️👍
Serious question, why is it that the women police officers are always the most serious and aggressive and stuck up ones? I've seen so many of these videos and the women cops will tend to show unnecessary authority in almost all of these interactions. Why is that? It seems like when some of these women are given authority, they will go out of their way to show it. I'm not being misogynistic, I'm just curious to know why the women cops are like this? So unfriendly and aggressive for no reason.
Wow this is definitely the best one so far! Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time while doing something productive which to remind the government that people have still got rights!
Lmfao, after some of the really shocking incidents (Lewisham, Redditch to name just two), this was a welcome change of atmosphere, was laughing so much throughout this. Loved the French accent!
AB: I am not a criminal Goldylocks: I cant verify that AB: Are you a criminal ? Goldylocks: Obviously not. AB:I cant verify that Goldylocks Just been defeated by her own narrative and is seeking confort in her partners eyes who wants to burst out laughing. Absolute classic AB. Greetings from Paris, the accent is right on point.
You should watch some episodes of the sitcom “Allo’ Allo’” because I think you could pick up some great lines. “It is I … AB” for example. Really enjoyed this one - thanks,
Because of you AB(and a few other UA-camrs) and the incredible work you do I will now pull out my phone and start recording every time I see a police officer interacting with a member of the public. I've also learned more about my rights in 3 days than I had in 33 years prior. Thank you and stay safe!
I’ve literally spent the last few days binging on your videos 🙂 so funny, the amount of officers that think they’re superior and you always manage to make them look like lost puppies 😂 love it!
Nah tbh she wasn't that bad, she didn't mention anti terrorism act which most would just from the foreign accent paired with 'surveiling', she was lying about legality and hoping he was clueless enough to go along with trusting her authority but that's expected from them all at this point. She wasn't particularly bad compared to most officers.
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‘What is french for va va voom?’
Answer: police behaving filthy
Do an upper class English accent, audit AB!
@@crotchet1586 That's one of my accents, Geordie lad who went to posh boarding school in Surrey! Irish, Scots, Scouse, Brumey, all like a native but foreign is the best to confuse plod with but you know the best one is the right to remain silent, that would really piss them off...
You should do different languages like ownage prank Mr AB
@@yassully8071
Yes, I want him to do an American accent next.
"I love France."
"Why do you love France?"
"Because it's the country of love"
Lol
her face when AB said that
Then she made a note. It read: "Find love in France".
And she started to notice that))))
🤣😂🤣😂
Classic. Can tell she wanted to laugh
I may go for a Kazakhstani accent next time a Borat special
I would prefer you do a Prince Charlie accent.
Merci 😅
Oh god, that would be priceless!! 👌🏻
Why not try STUTTERING, see if they have the patience to listen to you...
Very niiice 👍
AB you are killing me. Every time I say to my self let me watch for 10 minutes and then I ended up watching for two hours or more. You are a LEGEND.
Lol me too, its just pure comedy, love AB and hes our hero.
You are not alone in that. I spend too much time watching AB and his video's are so much better than those from the US
Glad it's not just me. I felt bad that I've spent so much time watching these videos of the last few days but they're addictive 😅 funny, educational and also a bit concerning at times. Apart from the good officers.
@@MrMongoose221 absolutely agree with u
Same here, this is really good, amazing work
-"Why wld you reference France out of the rest of the world? "
-"Because i love France..."
-"Why do you love France?"
-"Because it is the country of love...Have we Finish?"
-"No!"
-"I Finish..." 😂😂😂
U made herself have a laugh a few times...Vive la France 😂 Genius!
😁
lol you could just put the timestamp instead of writing the whole script essay
@@Kochos true true...best piece of the audit tho great accent. That Italian dude was also hilarious 😂 hope you enjoined it bro 👍
@@murrietakenitri2157 i did not because he should have bent over both of them policewomen in her car
@@Kochos yeah that wld've definitely gotten him more views 😂
It should be illegal for an officer to lie and tell you something is a criminal offence when it is not. It has the intent of striking fear into the innocent person, causing them alarm and distress.
public servants are allowed to lie unfortunately.
No they’re not, it’s against their code of ethics.
@@cypeman8037 Police can lie and do with impunity
It would be very interesting to walk into a police station and report this threatening behaviour (as a result of lying about Laws) as a s5 offence. What would the defence be ? ... I’m stupid and don’t know the Law I’m quoting? That’ll look good on someone’s record.
They are trained to lie from day 1 basic training, it's their top tactic.
What he is doing, even if people think he's fishing for confrontation or just being annoying, is actually a good thing because people are getting educated.
That's true sometimes I think he takes it a bit far but I actually didn't know that I can just film them and not give my name unless suspected of a crime etc. So good to know 👍
Thank God for people like AB otherwise I'd be as ignorant as the so called police as to my rights.
staying in the EU so u don't agree?
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👍🏿
Yeah and the new guidance has now come out, thanks to the work of AB and others, telling police to leave photographers alone
I love how you initially to work with the cops but eventually shut them down with a word or two and walk away. They stand there not knowing what to do. It’s priceless!
I hope her colleagues never let her live this down.
"I'm not a criminal." Well I cant verify that.
"Are you a criminal?" Well obviously not.
"Well I cant verify that."
Genius reply AB. :D
there is MORE chance of her being a crim than he.
That “Well, obviously not” line by the lady policeman hasn’t aged well.
Freemasons
Best reply of the audit
@@forgive7449 I agree, as sad as it is, she is in a career where criminals seem to breed. Again so sad to say it, but how can anyone ever trust the police, after so many disgusting crimes that have been committed by serving members of the police force.
'I love France'
'Why?'
'Because it is the country of love' 😘
🤣
"It's the country of love". That made me laugh out loud. 🤣
omg he is so fucking good at this! i didnt think this content would be interesting, but this guy makes it so.
YOU SOUND V NUMB !!!!
the ladies love a french accent, but the police officers will expect you to surrender within the first minute
AB quickly becoming the BEST auditor within the UK. Keep it up buddy 🤩
James Wright agree - like is videos over other auditors - he knows what to say and handles situation and doesn’t get intimidated
Still behind Audit Ed.....
Exactly.
Sam Padda the last two part audit was so good, he made the police look like a complete numpty. Would love to see more of the audits where he doesn’t immediately speak or even acknowledge that he understands, would be interesting to see how other public servants react
He has been since he started. He has the comedy too.
When he went in the station with a swine flu mask was a classic. Then the offering of a bacon sandwich. Hahaha
The French accent keeping a straight face makes this hilarious.
Name aaah bee , I lost it
It's the country of love...she tried so hard not to break. Bravo.
Hilarious - the only thing worse the AB's French accent - is the common sense of these two numpties!
Hey 😡
"It's illegal to photograph in England" 🤣😂 trying to bluff a tourist
"I can't verify that" retort ... her face once again broke into another ... lovely ... bemused smile ... totally taking away her abillty to reply .. What fantastic police constable she is ... gorgeous too!
Stone cold classic - I love it how you bamboozled the control freak Karens who opt for the job to exercise control...
"Are you a criminal?" "Well Obviously not no." "Well I can't verify that." BOOM! LOL
This is absolutely hilarious. Better than anything on TV. Keep up the good work AB
The BBC should give him a cut of the licence fee,
@@chrisbevis7725 ha ha 😂
I love how they try to challenge him as if he's not clocked on with how the system works 🤣. He knows more than them lol
Fourth time i've watched this. Funny and sarcastic in equal amounts. And the Police Officer happens to be extremely attractive and does find your comments amusing, great smile.
priceless - she was so up herself it was unreal! - brilliant job AB cant wait for your Italian version
her attitude and passive aggressiveness was disgusting. Very unnatural in the animal kingdom for a woman to confront a man like this.
Yeah italian would confuse them
They must be dumb as fuck to think you were really French 😂, what chance have they got at catching a real criminal ???
Why is this bloke wasting police time like this? What a twat i think
@@richardcenci54 They approached him, so they wasted their own time.You have no idea have you. Idiot i think
I think "I'm getting tired of this conversation" is one of your best lines yet
"There are laws where they can take your camera". Always amazes me how police can get away with threatening people with laws that they know nothing about. There needs to be a fine to them personally for mis quoting or making up laws or they'll never learn. $100 for making up a misdemeanor law, $1000 for making up a felony law, etc.
“felony” “misdemeanour” “$”
🤔
@@topsteve9898 my favourite is when they want your name and address to check your not a criminal 😂like if you'd ever been convicted of a crime you'd give real details
dude this is killing me, the comedic level is through the roof.
Switch accents between police officers. German accent to one, look at the other and speak with an Italian accent.
hahahahaahahaha Oh yes, that would be awesome.
@@NeathSpadge ha defo
Fantastic idea !
Hes Dutch
Lol please do this on one video, great idea!
“Because it’s the country of love” - she went silent, can tell she’s getting no action
😂😂😂
Gets action with her lemon partner.
Auditing Britain I’ve noticed how they all like to ask you questions, but never like to answer yours, you could’ve offered them money and they would’ve called you suspicious 😂
I was expecting a time and place to be arrange for a date at this point.
R
Perhaps, hit and run, no strings attached.. you don’t want a pathological liar in a long term relationship.😝
"Because it's the country of love"... bwahahaha... love you mate!
"have we finish?"
"no"
"I finish"
"no"
"oh yes" 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Writes in her notebook "Country of love..."
She wrote it in French, _Le pays de l'amour._
With detective skills that couldn’t work out she was being scammed by a bloke with an accent and a camera, I don’t foresee a bright future for her police career.
Mr F .......🤣🤣👏
Mr F 😂😂😂😂🤣
@SIANNI14 lol
I love this! The best one yet out of all of the freedom audits I've ever seen on UA-cam! Love the witty comebacks and the piffy parables as well as the accent!
This was the single best video I've watched of yours! Epic. Please do more x
Brilliant brother,,pure entertainment and the police cut short.
She is going to be so ribbed for being so easily taken in, great audit.
Can you imagine all her mates taking the piss doing French accents?
Spot on comment !
I think the male officer at the end had an idea of who AB was.
shame she's quite nice
@@paulmatthews5664 if you like grey old ladies.
You are real great AB 👍🏽
"Because it's the country of love" yet another great come back 🤣
😂🤣😂 She is not going to make detective anytime soon👮♀️😇
She might make it with a detective and that's about it
😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant
u would be suprised i bet she is
Have we finish
“No”
I finish
🤣🤣🤣
Perfect Sunday "the day after" entertainment 2 catch up on your videos. It never gets old
I keep coming back to this video just to hear AB say "I'm getting tired of this "conveeserstio" " in a French accent 🤣🤣🤣
The police lady would fall apart under cross examination in court
As an Englishman living in France I can say that your accent was perfect. Well done!
I keep coming back to this one- one of your very best, AB. Merci beaucoup mon bon ami. Tu es tres bon.
This was the funiest audit!
This channel is like the Monty Python sketch, I've come for an argument.
No it isn't
@@markleggett9714 Yes it is.
My French teacher used to wear fishnets. None of the boy in her class would stand up to answer any of her question's 😕😕
Haha..:)
Genius AB. Love it. You are a legend.
Bottom thus out at a low level🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣David Brent ....
She almost laughed at one point, another winner AB!
She's either seriously ill-informed or a massive lair. Either way she should not be employed by the police
Fit though
They are the prerequisites for police employment.
I think it’s dawning on these wally’s that they are just torch bearers for bigger wally’s.
At least there will be a good pool of dog walkers and car washers, moving forward!
She's a compulsive liar, every word she utters from her mouth a filthy pigs lies...
@@birrysund3269 Then she'll go far in the police force
Lair?
Fantastic, it was so so funny when you do accents. The audit when you were acting Italian was the funniest one ever!
I love the way she wrote down “and subject then said France is the country of love”
"In France it's not illegal"
"Ok, well you're in England now!" (pointing finger at AB) 😂😂
Just makes herself look stupid
Didnt point at him thou.. look again
@@tobywan12 pointed once briefly. Does it make lying about law ok?
@@eglesniuk Of course not but there is deffo some provocation going on in this vid
Well yeah, that's the purpose of whole thing but there was no unlawful activity. So doesn't excuse her lying about law either way
@@eglesniuk Islam is the truth
You're the best AB.
Merci
Officer 1313 I had the best laugh in my life. A B I love your French accent. I can’t wait for the Italian Accent.. you have me up all night looking at your UA-cam channel I miss out on my beauty sleep, But it is so worth it.. Your “AMAZING”
I am addicted to your channel.
God bless you.🙏💪❤️👍
Hahaha
“Why do you film the police stations” LOL
@@AuditingBritain AB❤️
Serious question, why is it that the women police officers are always the most serious and aggressive and stuck up ones? I've seen so many of these videos and the women cops will tend to show unnecessary authority in almost all of these interactions. Why is that? It seems like when some of these women are given authority, they will go out of their way to show it. I'm not being misogynistic, I'm just curious to know why the women cops are like this? So unfriendly and aggressive for no reason.
They over compensate and try to outdo their male colleagues they think its a completion.
HAHA! He's in full control of that conversation. Love the confused look on their faces when he asked them the same questions.
She enjoyed the domination and when you told her you were finished she still wanted more
That's because her main Job is a probably a Dominatrix and she is a part time police officer
She is hot. And into domination. What a catch! ❤️ Oulala!
@@michaelmullins3396 actually people in power often prefer be dominated outside of their work
@@JasonTDolan I suppose you could call it the guilt factor, subconsciously feeling guilty about their domination and want a bit of balance.
how thick are the police
This is god-level of trolling, i'm lmao. You can't beat this lol
Wow this is definitely the best one so far!
Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time while doing something productive which to remind the government that people have still got rights!
Only audit videos that i can watch multiple times are yours AB 🤣 this is hilarious
So funny 😂 although also v bad that the cops were lying to a "tourist" about the law. Looking forward to the next one!
AB should of had her on that for blatantly lying.
@@logann001 he didn't need to when he can have you all saying it on here. 😂😂😂👍
@@tammychapman2176 true dat.
This guy is so awesome!!! He needs his own reality show
This is his own reality show. Respect😊
Best laugh i have for a long time. Thank you.
You dont half make me chuckle AB! 😂😂😂 Viva la France 🇫🇷
"So I take it you're French"
"I Never said dis"
I creased up, 100% French just the way you said it! Hahaha
Could just have easily been Belgian. Or Senegalese. Or a citizen of Saint Barthélemy and Saint Martin for that matter.
@@goodyeoman4534 Fuck it he's half from Réunion, half from French Guiana
a bit Inspector Cleusau but good "I vont a rwwm" how can these cops lie and escalate nothing to something without being reprimanded,
I take it you're French...... Presumptuous bast**d me thinks..reminds me of a Derek and Clive sketch.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is Winky Wanky wooooo illegal haha
@@arielsaeth " sacred Blue" 🤣
I’ve watched this video more than 10 times,you’re truly the best AB
Take care👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙏🙏
AB deserves a National Day in his honour! 👍🏼
Lmfao, after some of the really shocking incidents (Lewisham, Redditch to name just two), this was a welcome change of atmosphere, was laughing so much throughout this. Loved the French accent!
AB: I am not a criminal
Goldylocks: I cant verify that
AB: Are you a criminal ?
Goldylocks: Obviously not.
AB:I cant verify that
Goldylocks Just been defeated by her own narrative and is seeking confort in her partners eyes who wants to burst out laughing. Absolute classic AB. Greetings from Paris, the accent is right on point.
Are you really From Paris ?
@@AuditingBritain I am indeed
@@AuditingBritain I am. I live in Paris 17th district.
Lots of police have criminal conviction.
Her reaction at 6:17 when he said ''the country of love'' was absolutely hilarious.
She knows france is known for gays
You can see her mouth and just about say ‘okay’ too 😂
She was about to laugh
You should watch some episodes of the sitcom “Allo’ Allo’” because I think you could pick up some great lines.
“It is I … AB” for example.
Really enjoyed this one - thanks,
Vive la France 😀 AB you are one of the best Auditors worldwide.
Because of you AB(and a few other UA-camrs) and the incredible work you do I will now pull out my phone and start recording every time I see a police officer interacting with a member of the public.
I've also learned more about my rights in 3 days than I had in 33 years prior.
Thank you and stay safe!
Please keep Filming this c**ts. Don't stop
Once heard a quote, may not be accurate but something like this, there's nothing more creative or imaginative for th human mind than to study th law 👍
I’ve literally spent the last few days binging on your videos 🙂 so funny, the amount of officers that think they’re superior and you always manage to make them look like lost puppies 😂 love it!
me too, along with DJ Audits (industrial units) and Power to the Proletariat, neither as funny as AB tho,
classic. watch this once every week just for the entertainment value. respect
je meure de rire un des meilleurs audits ever....thx u for this piece of art hahaha
Straight out of the traps with “we can take that camera off of you”,,,
Then the usual “ you got ID?”
Interesting that the French accent sparks casual racism from the WPCs.
you mean xenophobia?
the french twist was classic loool
Nah tbh she wasn't that bad, she didn't mention anti terrorism act which most would just from the foreign accent paired with 'surveiling', she was lying about legality and hoping he was clueless enough to go along with trusting her authority but that's expected from them all at this point.
She wasn't particularly bad compared to most officers.
I was hoping to hear "Good Moaning!" :)
I thought his normal accent was french anyway!!
bonjour loving the French accent absolute your a legend keep up the good work great viewing for all …….respect over and out
You accent was pretty good 😂😂😂 you sold it to them. Liked the audit keep it up. Vive la 🇫🇷 indeed.
You basically ripped them a new one - with a french accent. Love the content!
LOL viva la France and walks off = Legend
I don't remember watching this so did again. This was brilliant AB 👊
Congratulations AB keep up the amazing work 250k well deserved 👏
"1313, very bad number I better run woah 🏃♂️" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your French impression was excellent, especially the part at the end where you ran away.
Hahahahahahaha
That picture is too blasphemous please don't be like that
@@emmadas I know it is, but I couldn't find a sexy Middle-Eastern looking Jesus picture - so we'll just have to live with white sexy Jesus for now!
With that accent it gives you time to think for an appropriate/clever come back. Good going AB.
"I finish" ... "no" ... "oh yes" not even Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible dared so much. Greetings from the Colosseum. YO
AB is majestic.
Another masterclass from the main man.✊👏👏👏👏
She is beautiful. Her name is Kerry White.
How do you know?
You are such a dork and I love it !!! Jax Beach Florida USA !!! Keep up the good work brother !
Love when he says France is the country of love and she goes to write that down
You crack me up ,🤣 quality! Ace accent too
As a french guy i couldn't stop laughing
Wait for the Italiano Guy
@@AuditingBritain do ze germans
Auditing Britain can’t wait AB ! Get it uploaded already 💯😜💚
@@AuditingBritain We need a Austrian accent, along with a charlie chaplin mustache.
I dare you to do a swedish accent 🤣
As always AB excellent audit your simply the best 👍👍👏👏 more of the same please 😊😊
Thank You Steve🤛