Yo, AB You are pure class, I fell off My chair when You said "Mary Poppins is here" Their ego is so inflated that they cannot cope when stood up to, they need to be reminded they are public servants, and You do so in abundance, well done.
@@noelward8047 I've learned that I must always assume that everyone on UA-cam identifies as a woman , in order to avoid misgendering people... I'm identifying as a can of tuna today. Please use the proper pronouns
When my missus went for it a few years ago it was a bleep test and you had to get a 4.5 which anyone could get off the couch with a hangover and do lol. The fire service is 8.8 for comparison
I'm watching this at 2am and laughing my head off. You are a genius and totally make fools out of those muppets, but scary to know they feel they have some power.
"I work here!" Brilliant! "On this spot!" You are an absolute star. I really, really, wish I could think up a response as fast as you can. "Come back to 2021." It just doesn't stop being great!
At this rate he might make it as a stand up. Certainly has more than enough material and that perfectly timed delivery is natural as it gets. Can't stop smiling 😄
Well she must have been happy because like she said she was off and getting in the way of an honest guy doing his job, she ask if he wanted help he replied politely NO, she was in the wrong, treat people how you want to be treated, she is to protect the people, they don’t know the law, how can they protect the right people if they don’t know that..... and all she cares about is her mates and where they all do there Corrupa
@@AuditingBritain would they of had the legal power to arrest capture abduct kidnap arrest detain torture handcuff you also as well taser pepper spray you if you resist refuse arrest well thank the lord they dont have access to handguns truncheons batons even on duty
I literally can’t stop watching this video 😂 watched it about 8 times so far and every time I laugh more 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro this is the best video you’ve made so far 😂
AB This is absolutely the Funniest Short I've ever seen you UA-cam Shorts. "Glasses from the 70s. Mary Poppins. In Those Shorts. Are you my Mum. You don't look fit to Me." Absolute Comedy Sketch from Start to Finish and you know it AB.
He has the best balance between humour and being firm with the Police. I love psychology and this guy is very clever how he plays divide and rule by being selective who he is nice to and who not to be nice to.
These coppers are a representation of what is wrong with the mindset of today's police and a lot of the public. ME ME ME, I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I AM IMPORTANT!
Absolutely and it's been festering for so long until AB came along. What a great job he does. I wonder would he mind if I did a Audit Ireland or even better he comes over here😃The Garda 👮 here make your police look like they're doing their job sadly...
Makes you wonder how much stuff goes on when there are no cameras about. We're seeing almost daily now stories of police brutality and corruption. One today of some 56yo goon throwing an autistic 10yo boy across the floor while all his police colleagues stood there and did nothing.
You know what they say about Essex Girls. This was the best audit in a long time. Keep up the good work, three more control freaks imortalized on UA-cam
@@johnstonlee I've noticed on these audits that military police are more well drilled and seem to have better social skills when dealing with the public and have more serious things to protect than most people don't know. Including your average cop.
Comedy gold! Especially the part when AB gives some directives back (glasses, attire, fitness...) to the ladies who gave you unlawful directives in the first place.
I'd love to see their faces after they watch this on UA-cam and realize AB has 130k subscribers and he obviously knows video law better than they do. They're hopefully going to recognize how stupid and paranoid they were.
I doubt that. They don't recruit the brightest, they recruit the ones they can order around and who won't question the legality of the order. What leaves my jaw dropped every single time with these FOOLS is that if someone seriously wanted to do them harm (because unlike THEM the general public aren't sociopathic SCUMBAGS that have no honour), they wouldn't see it coming! You wouldn't broadcast your intentions by standing outside and making yourself a target, you'd use google earth and "drive bys". So THAT in and of itself PROVES it is a plain and simple power trip to force you to "move along" and NOTHING to do with them feeling secure or threatened. If they feel threatened by someone holding a camera, then I can only assume they are conscious that their activities are unlawful!
Masculine women that live for controlling situations hate it when they cant control a situation, i loved watching them have a meltdown. Please keep these videos coming
Yo, AB You are pure class, I fell off My chair when You said "Mary Poppins is here"
Their ego is so inflated that they cannot cope when stood up to, they need to be reminded they are public servants, and You do so in abundance, well done.
agreed
Yes it was very funny and I had a laugh to .
Superb!
AB is the Don of Auditing.
@@sgthaggis1448 Superbly true!
“She’s dressed nice and you’re dressed as a GIMP!!” 😂 AB you are the King!! 👑
We NEED part 3!! 👍
lol
@@noelward8047 Even you as a woman probably appreciate the one with the big jugs
@@noelward8047 I've learned that I must always assume that everyone on UA-cam identifies as a woman , in order to avoid misgendering people... I'm identifying as a can of tuna today. Please use the proper pronouns
@ Jimbo H ... And Any Future Readers.
There Is A Part 3 Its Called Essex Boys.
@@Haywood-Jablomie I didn't know if she was wearing a push up bra or not
“Reception, Museum.
Are you that thick?”
Classic line 😂😂
IKR
Pure comedy , I wish I can spend a day with this guy 🤣🤣
Me too sooo funny
"Why are you wearing glasses from the 70s" 😂
"I'm not talking to you until you come back to 2021" The sunglasses shit is killing me man lmao
That was so funny. Come back in 2021... Killer comment.
Who needs guns & knives with comments like that! Beautiful & Brutal at the same time. Your are too clever for them!!
🤣👍
God 🤣🤣🤣 AB “you passed the fitness test” that cracked me up too. God knows how low the bar must be set for the police fitness test 🤣
🤣🤣The test - walk to the other side of a room + pick up a dohnut🍩
@@Jo-xg6rk Change the price ticket in the supermarket, then walk out quickly.
When my missus went for it a few years ago it was a bleep test and you had to get a 4.5 which anyone could get off the couch with a hangover and do lol. The fire service is 8.8 for comparison
Passing myself laughing. Absolutely brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣
i?
I'm watching this at 2am and laughing my head off. You are a genius and totally make fools out of those muppets, but scary to know they feel they have some power.
same its 2am i am dieying🤣
This is up there with the “Italian” episode.
Entertainment at its best.
Roll on part 3
These are the best ones.
Yeah AB needs to bring back his Italian side, it was genuinely convincing, would be authentic if he knew basic Italian however 😂😂
Chris Cringleford.
Look up Auditing Britain Italian,you'll get it there.
Nothing beats the Italian episode!!!! 😂
Still waiting on a Borat episode.
Doesn't get anymore embarrassing for Essex Police.
Essex’s Police Finest
"I work here!" Brilliant! "On this spot!" You are an absolute star. I really, really, wish I could think up a response as fast as you can. "Come back to 2021." It just doesn't stop being great!
A Comedian with a sense of justice willing to put himself on the line, take my hat off to you 😊🎉
One day this video will be part of AB’s greatest hits
😂😂😂😂
At this rate he might make it as a stand up. Certainly has more than enough material and that perfectly timed delivery is natural as it gets. Can't stop smiling 😄
No. 1 P.C. bully boy Redditch po po
No. 2 Pardon my French.
No. 3 Kerens.
@@AuditingBritain Dude, I havn't been so eager for the next episode since Breaking Bad.
Titled, "The Essex bird" , "Mary Poppins" and the "Shot-putter".
LOL "I'll race you" He said to fatty in shorts 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Well she must have been happy because like she said she was off and getting in the way of an honest guy doing his job, she ask if he wanted help he replied politely NO, she was in the wrong, treat people how you want to be treated, she is to protect the people, they don’t know the law, how can they protect the right people if they don’t know that..... and all she cares about is her mates and where they all do there Corrupa
@Ricky Bantz hello lady in the video
I think the blond looked well nice
@@AuditingBritain would they of had the legal power to arrest capture abduct kidnap arrest detain torture handcuff you also as well taser pepper spray you if you resist refuse arrest well thank the lord they dont have access to handguns truncheons batons even on duty
Funny as eff...Mary poppins 😂😂😂
Your dismissed 😂😂😂
"Hang on, Mary Poppins is coming."
I nearly regurgitated my drink. 😅😅😅
"I'm not talking to you until you come back to 2021!" 😂😂
AB: we'll have a race, I guarantee you wont catch me
Also AB: **standing up** ahh, I just pulled a muscle.
He could probably still outrun her with a pulled muscle
That cracked me up 🤣 I feel that
Could have been his love muscle but I doubt it.
LOLOL
Haha Funny and great observation. Have a well deserved 'Like' from me, to reach the magic 100 number of 'Likes' : )
🤣 I think this is one of the funniest ones I have watched! Loved It!
😂😂😂😂 one of the best 😅😅😅
I literally can’t stop watching this video 😂 watched it about 8 times so far and every time I laugh more 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro this is the best video you’ve made so far 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm the same
Even her mate held back from laughing at the comment “With them silly looking shorts” 🤣💀
AB This is absolutely the Funniest Short I've ever seen you UA-cam Shorts. "Glasses from the 70s. Mary Poppins. In Those Shorts. Are you my Mum. You don't look fit to Me." Absolute Comedy Sketch from Start to Finish and you know it AB.
I love this guy, need more like him giving us the rights we deserve!! Thank you sir 🙏
they really stand like mupets
You know it's a good one when you tap on the screen and hope there is plenty of time left.
Bonus video for AB coming up, why can't they just back down?
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
Your definitely not alone their😅 need to see the next one yesterday 😄
So true
Bingo ✔️
The silence when they disperse is priceless
Mary Poppins is coming. That's a classic.
This guys the best auditer buy far his responses are on point 🙏❤️💯
He has the best balance between humour and being firm with the Police. I love psychology and this guy is very clever how he plays divide and rule by being selective who he is nice to and who not to be nice to.
Lost it at “can I eat yellow snow” literally 10/10 for the banter.
One of the best audit vids ever.
You stood your ground and didn’t leave. Mary poppins sunglasses comments and fitness comments were amazing
Whats so amazing about judging peoples appearance?
AB that was brilliant mate!
I couldn't stop laughing throughout. 🤣
You killed me with the sunglasses from the 70s 🤣
It's called being rude - you represent his audience perfectly if you find that funny.
@@danfirth3431 and? Whats your opinion on them not knowing the laws they are meant to enforce?
These coppers are a representation of what is wrong with the mindset of today's police and a lot of the public. ME ME ME, I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I AM IMPORTANT!
Spot on it's because in the real world they are actually good for nothing so they think an over egged ego gives them some credibility
Well said.
Absolutely and it's been festering for so long until AB came along. What a great job he does. I wonder would he mind if I did a Audit Ireland or even better he comes over here😃The Garda 👮 here make your police look like they're doing their job sadly...
Makes you wonder how much stuff goes on when there are no cameras about. We're seeing almost daily now stories of police brutality and corruption. One today of some 56yo goon throwing an autistic 10yo boy across the floor while all his police colleagues stood there and did nothing.
Splendid example of the dunning kruger affect..
You know what they say about Essex Girls. This was the best audit in a long time. Keep up the good work, three more control freaks imortalized on UA-cam
What do they say about them?
@@huskyfaninmass1042 sl ags
Not only Essex girls but blonde as well even if only out of a bottle
@Glockjaw 😭 you done crying ?
I’ve just discovered this channel been watching 2 days straight and will continue all over the weekend. Bloody brilliant 😅
One of the very best. I'm in stitches.
"I'll race you. You don't look fit." I nearly died. LOL 😆 LOL
😉
Shes built like a rugby prop forward
@@animal79thecat love this 😂😂😂😂
Tbf she looks like she could batter him
She’s TRYING her best to look like Paris Hilton with her props.
I love how they just keep trying to convince themselves that whatever you’re doing, it must be wrong. Muppetry.
I love how they keep asking if he needs any help.
@@dev0random Can you imagine her in the day room of "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" asking her carer's if anyone needs any help.
@@johnstonlee right you are, Officer ;-)
@@johnstonlee I've noticed on these audits that military police are more well drilled and seem to have better social skills when dealing with the public and have more serious things to protect than most people don't know. Including your average cop.
🤣🤣🤣🙏 thank the gods for people like you, AB. You crack me up
You are dismissed 😂😂😂😂😂
Am in stitches that was the funniest ever
This has to be one of the funniest interactions you have ever had
No Disrespect Dash Cam Network My Favourites Are .... "Pardon My French" "Derbyshire Police" "West Midlands Police" And Definitely This One
@@davidc6633 botox police was the best one but it seems to have been taken down... for a SECOND TIME.
“You don’t look fit to me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 🤣 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 classic one liner 🤣
But she really doesn't
Ohhh man I was pissing myself 😂😂 some comebacks are just pure gold, especially when you said you don't like fit 🤣
This one is classic I watched it 25 times 😂 she got roasted she never wore those 70s glasses again
When you said why are you wearing glasses from the seventies i spat my tea out laughing.. you sir are brilliant 👏
He also told her to take them off while addressing him :)) Unbelievebale
That psychedelic dress deserved comment, too!
Was actually a very childish personal insult. Unnecessary
@@exiledone69 Insult?
@@sartemisa1 That's is true
they were pissed because they could not enforce any of their bullying nature on you, but can't wait for part 3 , keep up the great work AB.😄👍
Brilliant lol
They are clingons and not very clever ones just out of control unstable miserable lasses.
Don’t think they were pissed - they seemed completely sober.
They were extremely annoying though and should have minded their own business
@@isyt1 Are you British?
@@carltonlambert7608 yes mate
This is brilliant AB can't stop
Laughing. 😊
What an embarrassment the police are and they are getting paid for this 🤔😩
Well no. They are off duty which makes it even more ridiculous 😂 Can't get over that big big BIG EGO 😂😂
That was hilarious 🤣
Couldn't stop laughing when Mary Poppins turned up
bunch of clowns ...
Same here mary poppins then yellow snow i hurt my sides laughing that much i was crying.
@@SAMJE123456 AB is a legend so funny but cool with it 👍
70th 😂😂😂 you make her very old and she's soooooooooo angry 😂😂😂❤ you always make me laugh man
I audibly laughed out aloud when you said 'until you come back to 2021, I'm not talking to you' ahaha
Top AB content
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Your trolling skills are becoming epic! All hail King Pepe! Can't wait for the next episode 😂😂😂😂
Not really. He has been detained on the terrorist act twice in recent times. They are clocking on
@@hasan1980hb He got a payout for one of them.
Brilliant again! The blonde police lady couldn't stop laughing!! 😂
Great work again AB. I love the way you wind them up, and them not having a clue you are doing it.. I never realised Paris Hilton had moved to Essex.
AB you are one funny dude 😂
If I need cheering up, I watch this.
"don't talk to me, don't talk to me until you come back to 2021" lmao
Until you come back to 2021. I'm dead. 😭
Comedy gold! Especially the part when AB gives some directives back (glasses, attire, fitness...) to the ladies who gave you unlawful directives in the first place.
Love coming back to the older videos........ .quality AB 😊😊😊😊😊
The glasses jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His videos are pure comedy. I absolutely love British auditing. The British Police are pure comedy gold.
Bit strange filming police building though
There’s nothing funny about the police think of poor Sarah everard , there’re a disgrace
@@charliecraig2043 Daft comment to make.
@@charliecraig2043 Why?
@@brimkathstampex2306 Going out to film a police station to provoke police officers and hopefully get some content just to feed his ego.
I'd love to see their faces after they watch this on UA-cam and realize AB has 130k subscribers and he obviously knows video law better than they do. They're hopefully going to recognize how stupid and paranoid they were.
They wouldn't
They probably would laugh. And feel like they have been tangoed
Won't ever see it.... too busy watching love Island
hopefully their friends and family get to see what nasty people they are to the public.
I doubt that. They don't recruit the brightest, they recruit the ones they can order around and who won't question the legality of the order.
What leaves my jaw dropped every single time with these FOOLS is that if someone seriously wanted to do them harm (because unlike THEM the general public aren't sociopathic SCUMBAGS that have no honour), they wouldn't see it coming! You wouldn't broadcast your intentions by standing outside and making yourself a target, you'd use google earth and "drive bys". So THAT in and of itself PROVES it is a plain and simple power trip to force you to "move along" and NOTHING to do with them feeling secure or threatened. If they feel threatened by someone holding a camera, then I can only assume they are conscious that their activities are unlawful!
Man said Bring the queen 😂😂😂
My ribs hurt with laughing so much 😂
"With them silly looking shorts"🤣
"What about the yellow snow?" - I nearly shat laughing ;-)
Another Masterpiece AB, Well Done. 😂
Every second of this video is priceless 😅
Sad part is they think they did their “duty” by standing around for 10 min just looking like a clown
Mmmm
Yeah
Actually
Kevin and Perry at the start, what a mess of a woman.
Mr Patterson, Mrs Patterson.
Can't believe she was off duty. Basically no power but that BIG EGO😂
Ey up ahr Kev.
Haha spot on 😆
@@johnrowe3019 Is EGO the NEW PC word for AR5E
I can't breathe from laughing - are they serius ! 😂😂😂
I just found the Channel and i think it's the best Audit in all of Britain.
I went out to a comedy evening last night but, got more laughs out of these Essex Girls being roasted! 🤣🤣🤣
Masculine women that live for controlling situations hate it when they cant control a situation, i loved watching them have a meltdown. Please keep these videos coming
mate, she nearly broke down on the back of a little push back.
Exactly
Ha ha bang on mate
She was even huffing and scoffing at one point lmao!
She is so desperate to be a real man.
Mary Poppings is here , that literally caught me off guard 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG! There's going to be a part 3. Essex police really are proving their stupdity.
I love the way AB brings these fools from their high horses. Keep it up mate
You are class😂 on a down day watching you brings pure laughtered so thank you 🙏 found you yesterday 👍
Look how amazingly polite she gets when, presumably, a superior officer is on the scene.
Scitzophrinia is her best and many friends.
*schizophrenia
Funniest audit I've seen in a long time - absolutely hilarious.
👍
Love It
Oh my God you are top thank you for making me laugh may god bless you 😂😂😂😂
I just love this Auditor you are pure gold
"YOU ARE DISMISSED. Thank you sir" the exact thing that should have happened at the start. Lol
AB is the master of auditing. Best in the world. I would love to shake his hand. True hero standing up for ordinary person. POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
2.16 minuets in and I am already cracking up. These birds just don't get it!!! it has Fa to do with them. Quality work AB👍🤣🤣🤣
Man I can watch this over and over again 😂
As soon as the Blonde opened her mouth I roared with laughter. Essex all the way. This is hilarious and excellent AB. Thank you
At the end of the day, hahhahahhaha
I’m halfway through and already this is gold 😂😂😂 Her giant ego couldn’t let it go. What a trilogy.
This is one of the funniest of AB's videos.
im rolling with laughter man you are funny as hell
"You passed?!?!" I died 😂😂😂
The first two cop birds remind me of Kevin and Perry😂😂😂
All i want to do is do it👍
This one is so funny 😂
They are absolutely unprepared 😂 I love the walk of shame
This was absolutely brilliant. Well done AB.
🙏🏼
That was brilliant, she was dressed like Kevin and Perry, 3 of them do the walk of shame
Ab this is one of ur best! 😂 that woman in grey is very manish.
Absolutely wicked AB. You showed that arrogant "Shot-putter"!
Hahaha "shot putter" !!! Hilarious
Loool shot putter 😂😂😂😩
Shot putter 😭😭😭 brilliant. Take a bow
This is the funniest audit video i have ever seen absolute class my kind of humour thanks very much made me LOL
This was hilarious "you are dismissed!" 🤣
Hilarious :) And I love the blonde chick with the 70s sun gigs :) what a laugh 🤣
When you did the French and Italian audits... You promised a Borat Special... We're waiting patiently!! 😂