An Incorrect Summary of Devil May Cry 5: PART 1

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  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  3 роки тому +9202

    Hey all,
    While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.

    • @ethanlong4670
      @ethanlong4670 3 роки тому +116

      Ok

    • @GentlemanBystander
      @GentlemanBystander 3 роки тому +643

      You're lying.

    • @zane1394
      @zane1394 3 роки тому +222

      it's alright max, we still appreciate you

    • @shadowfire1500
      @shadowfire1500 3 роки тому +333

      But your current content had to come from somewhere. Don't worry about it.

    • @jhur7588
      @jhur7588 3 роки тому +89

      It’s still amazing

  • @Galaxa3396
    @Galaxa3396 2 роки тому +7632

    I love how the beginning implies either Vergil blasts his own theme on a speaker or he just radiates the song from his body

    • @Iota-15
      @Iota-15 2 роки тому +791

      He just radiates it

    • @Emiya491
      @Emiya491 2 роки тому +311

      @@Iota-15 he is Vergil after all

    • @VergilDMC
      @VergilDMC 2 роки тому +111

      @@Emiya491 Yes.

    • @PainForYou
      @PainForYou 2 роки тому +89

      @@VergilDMC Does it come from you or the book?

    • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
      @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 Рік тому +125

      @@PainForYou The book. He pauses it in Part 2.

  • @todd3143
    @todd3143 3 роки тому +6930

    "were you born yesterday"
    *affirmative silence*

  • @swisschese1323
    @swisschese1323 2 роки тому +7447

    V's "you can't travel through here in a car" has the equal power with "nobody can reflect the emerald splash" and "You can't shoot a hole on the surface of Mars"

    • @heitormedina7098
      @heitormedina7098 2 роки тому +113

      10:18

    • @cultofhampter
      @cultofhampter 2 роки тому +205

      HEY STOP SAYING THAT
      ITS THE TRUTH

    • @heitormedina7098
      @heitormedina7098 2 роки тому +24

      @@cultofhampter NOPE

    • @madladdie7069
      @madladdie7069 2 роки тому +66

      weren't Nico and Lady getting ready to dig a tunnel in the same scene?

    • @swisschese1323
      @swisschese1323 2 роки тому +102

      @K.O.G.Fanstarks1610 it's a JoJo reference. So there's this guy in jojo that has a special move where he would shoot emeralds at a general direction, and everytime he uses it he says "nobody can just deflect the emerald splash", but then like, 9/10 times the person deflect it.

  • @riptide8268
    @riptide8268 2 роки тому +2123

    V's even forgotten his name.
    Nero can't climb the mountains to get his stuff back.
    Dante thinks he's gone insane
    Vergil can't find the truth in front of him

  • @theotherone7628
    @theotherone7628 3 роки тому +9746

    Dante: “Were you born yesterday?”
    V: “so here’s the funny thing...”

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 роки тому +263

      actually it was almost a month before that conversation

    • @miserablemacaw
      @miserablemacaw 3 роки тому +161

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Ehh, a day, a week. Same thing

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 роки тому +169

      @@miserablemacaw like my physicist dad would say "it's just a factor"

    • @californiansniper2133
      @californiansniper2133 3 роки тому +30

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 he two days old he literally says it in the game

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 роки тому +105

      @@californiansniper2133 he says that as a "half joke", if you look at the dates in-game, you'll see that at that point he was actually almost a month old.
      on april nero's arm was cut off, on may they fought urizen, and slightly before that, V hired dante

  • @Bammah_
    @Bammah_ 3 роки тому +12786

    it is now canon that "bury the light" emanates from Vergil

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 3 роки тому +748

      Yeahs the Speakers Are in his book

    • @Chris.EP.95
      @Chris.EP.95 3 роки тому +531

      @@Jesus_Offical Then Nero will be motivated enough for DMC 6

    • @yeshua7238
      @yeshua7238 3 роки тому +256

      Nero can do it with the air guitar taunt. Must have gotten it from his dad

    • @mr.mlaststandsite813
      @mr.mlaststandsite813 3 роки тому +147

      As to how anyone can hear his theme I have no fucking idea how he emanates his song around him

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 3 роки тому +31

      @@Chris.EP.95 69 likes in 2 months, enjoy!

  • @leonard5426
    @leonard5426 3 роки тому +4806

    New Head Cannon: V has to say "Lasagna" to summon Shadow, because Shadow is the restless soul of Garfield.

    • @californiansniper2133
      @californiansniper2133 3 роки тому +69

      I’m dying 😂

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +180

      Jon: Wake up , Garfield!
      V: ...
      Griffin: Well, you better try something else!
      V: Fine... [Finger snap]

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 3 роки тому +85

      V doesn't say lasagna, lasagna it's literally the only thing shadow can say

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 3 роки тому +72

      The word to summon Nightmare is 'Mondays'

    • @poidachi6003
      @poidachi6003 3 роки тому +23

      has someone modded this on V yet in Steam I hope someone already did

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 2 роки тому +4156

    You joke about Nero's "Fisting Devices" - one of them LITERALLY is. The DLC Devil Breaker "Sweet Surrender" is described as being designed to help Kyrie "relieve tension": Nero is too rough to avoid hurting her, so it's made of soft material and has a speed control knob. It's a fricking hand-shaped Magic Wand. It's the only one Nero doesn't call out by name when equipping, instead just calling out "Devil Breaker".

    • @ianmay9372
      @ianmay9372 2 роки тому +1258

      Better yet, the text blurb for it's Break Age move: "Jerk Sweet Surrender off your arm for an explosion of healing energy. Restores vitality in an instant, but blowing the whole load at once destroys the arm."

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 2 роки тому +313

      @@ianmay9372 Haha! Innuendo.

    • @sauss712
      @sauss712 2 роки тому +1

      Devil May Cum

    • @swisschese1323
      @swisschese1323 2 роки тому +820

      @@ianmay9372 imagine just trying to help your girl "relieve tension" with prosthetic arm and that shit explodes

    • @KrzySam2900
      @KrzySam2900 2 роки тому +105

      @@swisschese1323 I would gtfo of there

  • @hasanmuttaqin464
    @hasanmuttaqin464 3 роки тому +5596

    "you can't travel through here in a car"
    "you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of the mars"
    same energy ngl

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 3 роки тому +37

      Yes

    • @nealang9520
      @nealang9520 2 роки тому +21

      IN A CAAAAAR X)

    • @mak0zy161
      @mak0zy161 2 роки тому +66

      No one can deflect the emerald splash!

    • @digitalshoes5520
      @digitalshoes5520 2 роки тому +70

      "The Slayer can't possibly withstand the armies of Hell"
      "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"
      "He won't get past me"
      "That is a weapon, NOT a teleporter"
      "I cannot allow you to stop the sacrificing of your people"
      "You are too late, you cannot stop the Icon of Sin from ravaging Earth"
      The entire lore of Doom Eternal is just the Doom Slayer getting told he isn't able to do something and proving everyone wrong one hellish horror at a time. Maybe two if we count the joint guardian drones in 2016 guarding the Crucible.

    • @Skona99
      @Skona99 2 роки тому +8

      Get in my teleporting gun

  • @darthralin
    @darthralin 2 роки тому +2143

    "I can't tell how, but I'm winning." is the most accurate description of V's gameplay that I've ever heard of.

    • @kdv2nd991
      @kdv2nd991 2 роки тому +89

      It's the most accurate description of my DMD play through

    • @kexard
      @kexard Рік тому +34

      @@kdv2nd991 same here. I’m Ass at hack & slash games

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 Рік тому +7

      ​@kexard here's the win combo for 99% of regular enemies
      Back on the controls + y
      B + spam y
      Or
      Make a macro for your mouse and spam x.

    • @foggy227
      @foggy227 11 місяців тому

      The only character I had a single inkling of what I was doing was Vergil

    • @nointel5323
      @nointel5323 11 місяців тому

      I read this as maxor said the line what the fu

  • @Legendary231
    @Legendary231 3 роки тому +5573

    "I hope you speak english" into "Oh, he's british" actually sounds like a line that would fit in DMC.

    • @cactusman8980
      @cactusman8980 3 роки тому +425

      Many of the things said in the video could plausibly be actually said in DMC.

    • @kakizakichannel
      @kakizakichannel 3 роки тому +244

      I feel like the alternate dialogue has a lot to do with the fact max0r doesn't want to steal DMC's jokes

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 3 роки тому +26

      Not really, but it's still funny.

    • @SparkySummers
      @SparkySummers 3 роки тому +35

      Yeah, he must be happy he actually found someone that speaks English. Woulda been awkward if it were a yank.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 роки тому +8

      It's not any more ridiculous than anything else in dmc kin.

  • @henryw6954
    @henryw6954 2 роки тому +477

    The wordless joke of just zooming in on V when Dante asks him if he was born yesterday cracks me up every time

    • @stormapproachin6969
      @stormapproachin6969 Рік тому +9

      It's been a year how are you doing

    • @spartanc173
      @spartanc173 9 місяців тому +4

      It's been a year how are you doing

    • @BaseRonin
      @BaseRonin 7 місяців тому +3

      It's been a year how are you doing

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 4 місяці тому

      It's been two years, how are you doing?

    • @tuskact4425
      @tuskact4425 4 місяці тому

      It's been so long, since this comment first appeared.

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 роки тому +3068

    He wasn't kidding when he said Devil Breakers were vibrators. One is called Sweet Surrender, modeled after Hitachi massagers that are more well known for being used as sex toys. The description:
    "A Devil Breaker created by Nico to relieve Kyrie's tension.
    Nero is too rough to do the job without hurting Kyrie, so this device is made of soft materials. Its vibration feature is especially effective at alleviating shoulder and hip pain."

  • @pollyannaquixote9739
    @pollyannaquixote9739 3 роки тому +1345

    Video Trivia: Notable celebrity and deity Kyle of Kyle and his friends was planned to voice Urizen, to make it apparent that it is blasphemous to imply any other being could have a similar level of power as Kyle. However, once the working title of the script changed to "Devil Plag'rize", around 30% of the video was directly stolen from holy temples the world over and Kyle was dropped as the voice. Despite this, references to the original script remain in the finished product, most noticeably in scenes regarding Urizen. The Church of Kyle and his friends has made no statement on the controversy but shortly following this video's release announced an unidentified flying object approaching the Hawaiian archipelago at approximately 4730 km/hr.

    • @mikkelthepickle6705
      @mikkelthepickle6705 3 роки тому +54

      No way, Kyle!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  3 роки тому +288

      this is objectively correct

    • @sirdarkon4517
      @sirdarkon4517 3 роки тому +8

      You learn something new everyday huh

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 3 роки тому +3

      Kyle is a remnant of Franklin in this canon

    • @jimnicholas7334
      @jimnicholas7334 3 роки тому +9

      Uh... please don't take this the wrong way...
      ...but what in the godamn *fuck* was that all about?!?!

  • @good2goism
    @good2goism 3 роки тому +14006

    does maxor see the interface of editing software every time he closes his eyes

    • @RetroRuin
      @RetroRuin 3 роки тому +761

      *"Yes"*

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 3 роки тому +725

      Blink once there it goes 30 min editing

    • @et1033
      @et1033 3 роки тому +74

      Most likely.

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 роки тому +326

      He's probably used it that much the layout of the interface is literally burned into his retinas

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 3 роки тому +78

      Gonna take that heart as a yes

  • @Foodtube407
    @Foodtube407 2 роки тому +540

    “Damn, she was just about to miss my 60-minute presentation on the Warhammer 40K lore.”
    That was fucking relatable.

    • @localidiotnumber792
      @localidiotnumber792 Рік тому +30

      Only 60 minutes tho, it's not a very in depth presentation

    • @Foodtube407
      @Foodtube407 Рік тому +9

      @@localidiotnumber792 Still, very relatable either way.

    • @alice-dl6mf
      @alice-dl6mf 9 місяців тому +8

      @@localidiotnumber792maybe it’s just about one single day in the life of one single guy. 60 minutes would be enough time to cover that.

    • @tacticaltoad1104
      @tacticaltoad1104 8 місяців тому

      ​@localidiotnumber792 it was about the lazguns to 😢

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 3 місяці тому

      ​@@alice-dl6mfunless you're a named character in 40k. Then that barely covers their childhood.

  • @catangui_raff
    @catangui_raff 3 роки тому +5353

    Wow! This guy's editing is amazing! He should totally collaborate with virtual youtuber Tsunomaki Watame (aged 4 years old in sheep years) from Hololive Japan 4th generation (owned by Cover Corporation).

  • @hg_samael
    @hg_samael 3 роки тому +5834

    Vergil hires Vergil's son and Vergil's younger twin brother to defeat Vergil, who then becomes Vergil; featuring Vergil!

    • @wonderer-ox2br
      @wonderer-ox2br 3 роки тому +325

      brought to you by vergil (this pcomment is an extra just to make a joke)

    • @fdlnharis
      @fdlnharis 3 роки тому +286

      Featuring Vergil from Vergil May Cry: Vergil Edition

    • @Hjaws69
      @Hjaws69 3 роки тому +138

      Payed for by our generous sponsor vergil

    • @legendarydragon2564
      @legendarydragon2564 3 роки тому +85

      Vergil is the actual protagonist

    • @legendarydragon2564
      @legendarydragon2564 3 роки тому +64

      @@Hjaws69 no, vergil would never pay

  • @chesterthechest0203
    @chesterthechest0203 3 роки тому +2836

    V from cyberpunk 2077

    • @eugeneedgeworth1436
      @eugeneedgeworth1436 3 роки тому +230

      Cyberpunk 2077 V is a virgin who wears recycled garbage. Roman Numeral Five on the other hand is a purebred chad, he’s only 2 days old and he’s already mastered his delegation skills and he combos demons in style using genuine black leather clothing.

    • @zaccondiscord7763
      @zaccondiscord7763 3 роки тому +13

      when the cyberpunk is sus

    • @SaberRexZealot
      @SaberRexZealot 3 роки тому +42

      @@eugeneedgeworth1436 Cyberpunk V also can’t even sleep on a bed properly

    • @FistofSteel1900
      @FistofSteel1900 3 роки тому +26

      @@eugeneedgeworth1436 Ah yes, Virgin from AntiqueNightcore 1877

    • @milosznonyabuisnes3054
      @milosznonyabuisnes3054 3 роки тому +4

      Keanu Veeves

  • @fiercedeity9955
    @fiercedeity9955 2 роки тому +1690

    - Most families:
    Father: Got your nose!
    Child: **Happy squealing**
    - Devil May Cry:
    Vergil: Got your arm!
    Nero: **Screaming in pain and agony**

    • @OliverTamez__13
      @OliverTamez__13 Рік тому +41

      Underrated comment

    • @onenormalguythatbreathes7603
      @onenormalguythatbreathes7603 6 місяців тому +17

      Normal Siblings:
      "Mommmmm Big is not being fair"
      "Mommmmm he's lying"
      Devil May Cry:
      Vergil:S T A B S A
      S W O R D T H R O U G H D A N T E

    • @TempDevil
      @TempDevil 2 місяці тому

      ​@@onenormalguythatbreathes7603"Give that to me."
      "No way, you got your own."
      "Well I want yours too."

  • @TyrannosaurusChexmix
    @TyrannosaurusChexmix 3 роки тому +6505

    "Yes Nero, I _do_ have a disability. My IQ is *too high."*

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 3 роки тому +323

      God damn it

    • @arbeanies2813
      @arbeanies2813 3 роки тому +161

      Hes just high

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 3 роки тому +239

      "These enemies are hard to read, and what's even harder to read are my own attacks. However, V CAN read" XD

    • @zahari052
      @zahari052 3 роки тому +25

      Lmao, V have a higher IQ. ;-;

    • @tobiasnocte5515
      @tobiasnocte5515 3 роки тому +77

      He's IQ is too high, he's even able to rig a entire stage to roll around like hot wheels

  • @echo9932
    @echo9932 3 роки тому +854

    Ah yes, Bury the Light plays whenever Vergil goes anywhere.
    That do indeed be canon

    • @laglappen3012
      @laglappen3012 3 роки тому +31

      isn't it the same with Doom Guy emanating Metal music wherever he goes and the Demons sweating nervously as they hear the music getting louder?

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 3 роки тому +7

      @@laglappen3012 the doomslayer canonically listens to Mick Gordon songs

    • @KingdonIV
      @KingdonIV 2 роки тому +1

      y e s

  • @luciferamigodobairro6169
    @luciferamigodobairro6169 3 роки тому +1382

    7:58 "I cant tell how, but i win."
    Yeah, sounds like V's gameplay allright

    • @Goldenglare_thewindeater
      @Goldenglare_thewindeater 3 роки тому +43

      V’s a ranged fighter. Like if you played KH and just set your companions to offensive mode with occasional close combat. I liked it.
      But I also enjoyed the adventures of wahoo wacky pizza man. Really just prefer everyone else’s fights to nero’s.

    • @LightTrack-
      @LightTrack- 3 роки тому +6

      @@Goldenglare_thewindeater Except that you can LITERALLY win every fight by just mashing buttons brainlessly. He takes practically zero skill unless maybe on the 'Dante Must Die' difficulty but considering you can just run away...i doubt it.

    • @killerbug05
      @killerbug05 3 роки тому +18

      @@LightTrack- newsflash: all the characters in dmc5 are braindead easy even on the hardest difficulty.

    • @lag00n54
      @lag00n54 3 роки тому +2

      but is it fun
      yep
      I like summoner kinds of classes so yes

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 3 роки тому +10

      @@killerbug05 the Familiars boss fight in mission 18 would like a word with you

  • @mrspiffy8587
    @mrspiffy8587 2 роки тому +299

    The delivery on "The sword, Nero! I HAVE TO GET THE SWORD!" never fails to make me laugh

  • @IrishBagel07
    @IrishBagel07 3 роки тому +5731

    I'd love to see an Incorrect Summary for Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. I imagine that would be incredible.

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  3 роки тому +2682

      you will be excited for tomorrow’s stream then

    • @IrishBagel07
      @IrishBagel07 3 роки тому +521

      @@Max0r m y b o d y i s r e a d y

    • @Nuxi10.
      @Nuxi10. 3 роки тому +625

      @@IrishBagel07 THE MEMES JACK

    • @concernedimperialguardsman993
      @concernedimperialguardsman993 3 роки тому +414

      N A N O M A C H I N E S
      S O N

    • @DragonaxFilms
      @DragonaxFilms 3 роки тому +361

      Metal Gear Rising's plot already resembles an Incorrect Summary video if we're being honest xD

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 3 роки тому +4718

    Max0r: Insane Rambling
    My ADHD addled brain: _"Ah, yes, sustenance."_

    • @mercury2157
      @mercury2157 3 роки тому +370

      I hate how natural and cohesive it feels to me

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 роки тому +351

      I don't even have ADHD and this is just my preferred form of media. Lots of jokes in rapid succession and visuals that vaguely connect to his current sentence. It's the definition of palatable.

    • @firestartergold1768
      @firestartergold1768 3 роки тому +46

      @@jackreid2664 same

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 3 роки тому +145

      Max0r’s content is the perfect fucking content for people with ADHD somehow and it’s beautiful.

    • @omeloithemarshmallow7663
      @omeloithemarshmallow7663 3 роки тому +47

      I can only keep up because of adhd lmao

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual 3 роки тому +3533

    "60 minute presentation on the Warhammer 40k lore"
    So a brief summary then?

    • @vergil5644
      @vergil5644 3 роки тому +108

      Your profile picture is Heresy

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 3 роки тому +145

      not even a summary of the whole thing tbh XD

    • @hansyolo8277
      @hansyolo8277 3 роки тому +68

      Very brief

    • @thomassheffer9199
      @thomassheffer9199 3 роки тому +62

      More like a short briefing

    • @n3rdg4sm69
      @n3rdg4sm69 3 роки тому +64

      a brief summary of Horus' early life

  • @2ndsnake899
    @2ndsnake899 2 роки тому +288

    0:13 I don't know why, but the image of Nero swinging a chair at Vergil with a collapsed Dante next to him makes me laugh.

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 Рік тому +13

      He just took both of them out

    • @monsterfanatic5344
      @monsterfanatic5344 Рік тому +19

      "PAY THE DAMN CHILD SUPPORT YOU BASTARD"
      **Muffled** "I'm okay . . . mostly"

  • @ratchex
    @ratchex 3 роки тому +2506

    It wasn't until I actually played this game that I realized replacing all of the bird's dialogue with audio distortions and error noises was just a straight improvement.

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 2 роки тому +101

      Agreed completely

    • @raymondlaspina7870
      @raymondlaspina7870 2 роки тому +138

      And just skipping everytime the chick with the car arrives

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 2 роки тому +190

      How bad is it?
      Edit: I played the game and I actually like Griffon. Although, his funniest moment was when he almost got hit by a teleporting van, so...

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket 2 роки тому +128

      @@williamgeorge3111 I mean. From my understanding, the bird just says annoying shit at V like an obnoxious sibling all the time, so.

    • @VincentKimihiro
      @VincentKimihiro 2 роки тому +43

      Rest in peace to his VA though

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 3 роки тому +1095

    "yes I do have a disability, my IQ is too high"
    I love this so much

  • @troIIdier
    @troIIdier 3 роки тому +856

    "V's fights look like a cartoon battle in a dust cloud"
    That's hands-down the best description I've ever heard of V's levels

    • @forecastlotus3899
      @forecastlotus3899 2 роки тому +4

      You spam lock on and walk back and fourth or you spam the attack buttons with everything. All while you hear SAVIOR, BLOODSTAIN, HELLFIRE, SHADOW. HEAVEN IN A LANDSLIDE

    • @marziy7698
      @marziy7698 2 роки тому

      It's either that or you getting absolutely fucked on dmd

    • @firefly56embers33
      @firefly56embers33 2 роки тому

      @@forecastlotus3899 lol you are not wrong

  • @longbeing
    @longbeing 2 роки тому +701

    I’ll never get over the fact that people turned the famously tyrannical neckbeard Roman emperor Nero into an anime girl

    • @yep1486
      @yep1486 2 роки тому +55

      and made her emperor of the moon too

    • @Emiya491
      @Emiya491 Рік тому +64

      Fate is something else huh
      I love this franchise

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 Рік тому +15

      My waifu.

    • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
      @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 Рік тому +26

      The funny thing is, that all the Sparda children are named after famous poets, like a fucked up TMNT

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM 10 місяців тому +5

      Actually he was a pretty good emperor, the guy just had mommy issues and was framed for the fire in Rome

  • @Zajice
    @Zajice 3 роки тому +926

    I enjoy the headcanon that V just reads pony fanfiction.

  • @niccologravili2840
    @niccologravili2840 3 роки тому +351

    13:25 the funny thing is that nero means black in italian
    that was a hundred times funnier for me than it was intended to.

  • @captainkaiju2273
    @captainkaiju2273 2 роки тому +1241

    I don't know why, but I can't get enough of the "down the street" bits or anything with the dancing Nero/Dante and the constant blasting of Devil Trigger. It cracks me up every time without fail

    • @explosivediarrhoea4336
      @explosivediarrhoea4336 2 роки тому +82

      ALL OF THESE THOUGHTS RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 2 роки тому +56

      @@explosivediarrhoea4336 BLINDING MY SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 2 роки тому +47

      @@williamgeorge3111FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 2 роки тому +38

      @@reinatr4848 BANG, BANG, BANG -- PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!

    • @connorc6200
      @connorc6200 2 роки тому +25

      @@williamgeorge3111 EMBRACE THE DARKNESS THAT’S WITHIN ME

  • @Oldgeezershadow
    @Oldgeezershadow Рік тому +68

    “Were you born yesterday?”
    V: *pauses before changing the subject*

  • @Bun777
    @Bun777 3 роки тому +934

    14:43 I like to think that V's imagination is full of Dante's praises to him like this lmao

    • @Goldenglare_thewindeater
      @Goldenglare_thewindeater 3 роки тому +92

      Technically everything dante said was correct to a degree: V’s tattoos are interesting to look at, he is about 6’4”, and the amount of thirsty fan girls? There are _several_ smuts that would make him a chad by that alone.

    • @Bun777
      @Bun777 3 роки тому +68

      @@Goldenglare_thewindeater ... I meant in a way that, as the proud older brother he is and because is Vergil! Deep in his heart wants to hear how perfect, dope and SSS he is from his little brother's mouth.

    • @Helios810
      @Helios810 2 роки тому +31

      @@Goldenglare_thewindeater and the sex at least once goes without being said, Nero’s existence is enough proof

    • @help6961
      @help6961 2 роки тому

      But v is short for virgin

    • @chunkiat6849
      @chunkiat6849 2 роки тому +3

      "Were you born yesterday?" - Dante voiced by Max0r. No, he was born 2 days ago, not yesterday.

  • @kaadn18
    @kaadn18 3 роки тому +568

    8:25 Didn't actually expect the elite dangerous capital ship jump noise.

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  3 роки тому +176

      That’s because for many of the scenes I have to add in sound effects. That’s the first one I thought of for a big portal.

    • @kaadn18
      @kaadn18 3 роки тому +22

      @@Max0r I noticed, but choice though, made me laugh for a good bit.

    • @chrisv9866
      @chrisv9866 3 роки тому +10

      I... came here to ask why the bird lady has an FSD but I guess I was a couple of hours too late

    • @Vynalon
      @Vynalon 3 роки тому +12

      Capital class signature detected

    • @Retro-uw5ie
      @Retro-uw5ie 3 роки тому

      I didn't even think of that but now I can't ever unhear it.

  • @hambo6955
    @hambo6955 3 роки тому +2870

    i didn't know you were voicing V until he started talking about my little pony. VERY good impression

    • @m11_loz
      @m11_loz 3 роки тому +92

      ^^ Finally, some else said it

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +17

      69 likes confirmed
      XD

    • @Princess_Ruto
      @Princess_Ruto 3 роки тому +67

      I have no idea what that man was actually reading, but he gives off the same energy as Genesis Rhapsodos and his goddamn LOVELESS.

    • @claypigeon7063
      @claypigeon7063 2 роки тому +10

      I’ll be honest… I genuinely want to know which fanfic þat was; it sounds like a good read.

    • @adamdimitri2562
      @adamdimitri2562 2 роки тому +1

      Same here tbh,he did great

  • @arc771
    @arc771 Рік тому +153

    I know this video is oOgA BoOgA monke mode, but I really like the scene of Nero in the garage noticing the man (Vergil) and the first thing he does is offer food and hospitality. We need more Nero today.

    • @Mephistofeles
      @Mephistofeles Рік тому +13

      well, considering that no normal human in the world would pose even a semblance of treat to nero (specially since he still had his devil arm) i guess its understandable how nero can se friendly and chill around someone he never met while most normal people would get worried about getting stabbed or shot to death.

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM 10 місяців тому +19

      It's cause after all the chaos in Fortuna after DMC4 there was lots of orphans and homeless people, Nero and Kyrie run an orphanage, so it's natural he'd ask if the guy needs food. What a great guy.

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets 3 роки тому +2530

    "Oompa loompa doopedy dunk, this game is better than Cyberpunk"
    I felt like someone physically punched me in the gut, but its... not wrong...

    • @sveisik
      @sveisik 3 роки тому +52

      10:37

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 3 роки тому +114

      "Oompa loompa doopedy pee, Capcom are optimizing gods you see!"

    • @jakewhite9691
      @jakewhite9691 3 роки тому +7

      The punch felt good xD

    • @n124ajdx
      @n124ajdx 3 роки тому +10

      I don't know which games are better that's a subjective thing, But i know that Devil My Cry 5 will always be the coolest and most stylish game ever made.

  • @robertminnie782
    @robertminnie782 2 роки тому +7509

    Dude's voice acting for V is impeccable. If I didn't know better, I'd either say he kidnapped V's VA, or that he *is* V's VA.
    Seriously, though, great impression.

    • @hruaiteasathing7277
      @hruaiteasathing7277 2 роки тому +219

      And he said it isn't in the current position as his other summaries Va's

    • @lenobleprince6792
      @lenobleprince6792 2 роки тому +91

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I died on the kidnapping part, hiring didn't occur XD?

    • @vehk9377
      @vehk9377 2 роки тому +81

      No he just IS V

    • @robertminnie782
      @robertminnie782 2 роки тому +26

      @@vehk9377
      Yes, this is all canon now. 😂

    • @ryukrocks8843
      @ryukrocks8843 2 роки тому +124

      Downloaded the game literally yesterday and played for the first time, had a fucking heart attack when I realized that V actually fucking sounds like that

  • @motivatedstorm6529
    @motivatedstorm6529 3 роки тому +1204

    *sips Monster Drink* Ah that was motivating

  • @Sarril101
    @Sarril101 Рік тому +102

    3:48 "Now motivated the hero goes to the city to probably do something eventually"
    Seriously, this video is just stuffed full with absolutely priceless quotes, while the editing is just spicy af. As one man once said "Mmm, damn, that shit's good!"

  • @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina
    @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina 3 роки тому +2881

    I cannot express how much I hope to one day see that Watame has actually finally accepted your offers and has a collab with you.
    Especially because she doesn't know English.

    • @lukkassus
      @lukkassus 3 роки тому +572

      You already know that maxor learned the entire japanese language just in case that Watame would accept his proposal.

    • @No-uc6fg
      @No-uc6fg 3 роки тому +246

      WataMax0r collab soon™, topics: fuck if anyone knows

    • @kevin22105
      @kevin22105 3 роки тому +13

      @@lukkassus wait, fr ?

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn 3 роки тому +198

      @@No-uc6fg it’s just 2 hours of Max lusting over Watame’s fluffy hair

    • @erika002
      @erika002 3 роки тому +82

      2 hours.....huh
      must be fluffy

  • @jamzee_
    @jamzee_ 3 роки тому +856

    8:15 - 8:38
    Some of the best delivery of any internet cringelord monologue ever known to man.

    • @abbajabba4
      @abbajabba4 2 роки тому +48

      I laughed harder at this part than any other in the video. Hilarious!

    • @williamcartertindale11
      @williamcartertindale11 2 роки тому +30

      Do you use REDDIT?

    • @mystr0696
      @mystr0696 2 роки тому +5

      Helllooooooo

    • @matteocave3886
      @matteocave3886 2 роки тому +23

      Now i need a 60 minutes presentation of wharhammer 40k lore done by Max0r

  • @toottoot7316
    @toottoot7316 3 роки тому +1319

    Friendship indeed is magic

  • @grieverleonhart2630
    @grieverleonhart2630 2 роки тому +142

    I’ve played through this game so many times and MaxOr recounts it perfectly.

  • @Br0leg
    @Br0leg 3 роки тому +5910

    Ah yes, my favorite franchise

    • @demo-server4091
      @demo-server4091 3 роки тому +66

      what about Coom?

    • @lioneljonson6893
      @lioneljonson6893 3 роки тому +82

      can't agree more, Maxor is my favorite franchise as well

    • @gestaltengine6369
      @gestaltengine6369 3 роки тому +20

      Ain't nothing like watching some MAX OR GASM in your Fucks News chair

    • @dCircusb
      @dCircusb 3 роки тому +6

      I saw you playing this game while you were online

    • @dCircusb
      @dCircusb 3 роки тому +3

      P.s. i love your work man

  • @infamyman7402
    @infamyman7402 3 роки тому +405

    I never thought id hear the word "vorenado" in my life but here we are.

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 3 роки тому +50

      Totally missed out on the opportunity to say 'Vore-tex'

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 3 роки тому +4

      the furry interpretation of the Sharknado films

    • @StilvurBee
      @StilvurBee 3 роки тому +3

      this isn't the first time i've heard it, but my memory is bad

  • @jadeyshade303
    @jadeyshade303 3 роки тому +750

    I love how at the end of some jokes, you can hear him slightly holding in his laughter and it makes the jokes hit 10x more

    • @arsenelupin530
      @arsenelupin530 2 роки тому +21

      Fa-FA-Fast Gior Rilla
      and his friend, ( tries not to explode ) Devil May Cry is the seller for me

    • @dennisyukhanov1672
      @dennisyukhanov1672 2 роки тому +14

      You can’t travel through here with a car

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 2 роки тому +43

    Max, I know you think your current content is better (and I think so too) but your old content is still absolutely phenomenal. I’m willing to binge through all of it while waiting to see what in god’s name you’re going to do to Minos Prime.
    Thank you, man. You really do make our days better with your personality and editing.

  • @ZFRobin
    @ZFRobin 3 роки тому +2802

    so this is what post covid America looks like

    • @chrisbj5251
      @chrisbj5251 3 роки тому +45

      What are you talkin about? that's clearly East Africa.

    • @Clonetrooperz48
      @Clonetrooperz48 3 роки тому +96

      @@chrisbj5251 Clearly not, There's Drinkable Water in this place.

    • @embasorangiratina36
      @embasorangiratina36 3 роки тому +34

      @@Clonetrooperz48 Flint would like to know your location.

    • @PunishedLoaf
      @PunishedLoaf 3 роки тому +35

      @@Clonetrooperz48 Nestlé would like to know your location.

    • @imalemon6626
      @imalemon6626 3 роки тому +3

      hilarious and original

  • @uzumazin5099
    @uzumazin5099 2 роки тому +841

    5:28
    *V:* Die, bitch… [LASAGNA]
    (V summons Shadow, aptly named [LASAGNA] to attack Goliath)
    *Shadow:* [LASAGNA]
    (Shadow flips, ramming towards Goliath, transitioning to an explosion)
    God bless Felix.

    • @shadowform1264
      @shadowform1264 2 роки тому +6

      best ahaha

    • @HackerMan203
      @HackerMan203 2 роки тому +22

      i laughed so hard at this part,i also think [LASANGA] coild be its name.

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell 2 роки тому +4

      i love the way shadow says lasagna

    • @monsterfanatic5344
      @monsterfanatic5344 Рік тому +1

      *L a s a g n a*

    • @TimothyClaassens
      @TimothyClaassens 9 місяців тому

      Why is he called lasagna anyway? I feel like I've missed something important.

  • @loveisgrim
    @loveisgrim 3 роки тому +298

    15:30 "however V can read" is the best edited line i have seen in a hot minute. And I appreciated it. Thank you.

    • @kaienjin5468
      @kaienjin5468 2 роки тому +3

      "And after whatever this is V reads a story where he wins the fight and the enemies die."

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +21

    On the first playthrough: "V sprains his ankle or something."
    On the second playthrough: "V experienced a fuckin post-traumatic episode, flashing back to the time he was tortured and twisted into a demonic husk of his former self."

  • @Swordsmage
    @Swordsmage 2 роки тому +611

    I love how you can see Max0r's love of Metal Gear Rising foreshadowed here by constantly using its boss music.

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 2 роки тому +30

      The build up to rising is insane

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 2 роки тому +43

      the weirdest part is, DMCs music isnt bad. Its great! he could have perfectly used the original tracks. but he still replaced them with MGR tracks

    • @Emiya491
      @Emiya491 2 роки тому +32

      @@leobastian_ both have godly music tracks

    • @juztplayinminecraft385
      @juztplayinminecraft385 Рік тому +2

      @@leobastian_mgrr has the best boss music, change my mind

    • @dankerbell
      @dankerbell Рік тому

      @@leobastian_ he does

  • @franciscobautista9379
    @franciscobautista9379 3 роки тому +367

    The comedy is awesome and all, but 5's last line in the final scene of this video just came off as incredibly epic.

  • @Childishxmarkeeloo
    @Childishxmarkeeloo 3 роки тому +746

    The fact that he mentions Neros arm to be a fisting device is hilarious knowing there’s an in game arm implied to be kyries fisting arm

    • @Goldenglare_thewindeater
      @Goldenglare_thewindeater 3 роки тому +18

      Which one?

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo 3 роки тому +79

      @@Goldenglare_thewindeater it’s called the Sweet Surrender

    • @benjamintan5399
      @benjamintan5399 3 роки тому +47

      @@Childishxmarkeeloo its meant for massaging her shoulders and hips dammit

    • @Childishxmarkeeloo
      @Childishxmarkeeloo 3 роки тому +101

      @@benjamintan5399 that’s what the government wants you to think 😉

    • @ordinarytree4678
      @ordinarytree4678 3 роки тому +26

      @@benjamintan5399 nah its for tossing salads

  • @Lolvi6
    @Lolvi6 2 роки тому +44

    I like how he joked about the devil breakers being different kinds of vibrator but made no mention of the one that is literally a vibrator

  • @arksigma7709
    @arksigma7709 3 роки тому +809

    Two words that perfectly describe this video:
    *Meme Chaos*

    • @BMXR0
      @BMXR0 3 роки тому +11

      Lampoil, ROPE, BOMBS? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough RUPISS

    • @leotenenbaum6806
      @leotenenbaum6806 3 роки тому +2

      I almost had an aneurysm watching it but I now know every event in it

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +3

      My answer:
      LOVED IT

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 3 роки тому +6

      *Dylan Might Cringe 5: **_Friendship Is A Fisting Device_*

    • @FistofSteel1900
      @FistofSteel1900 3 роки тому

      And LOTS of Monster Energy

  • @mickeymouse6628
    @mickeymouse6628 3 роки тому +413

    Speciality weapons you’ll apparently need to survive this game:
    +1 Sword of Redditors
    +2 Mastery of delegation skills
    +5 Hit his legs to go up
    +10 fisting device

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 3 роки тому +27

      -10 Hat of Bankruptcy

    • @emescub
      @emescub 3 роки тому +8

      A book, reading about 5 letters.

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 3 роки тому +18

      +5 UmU and famous Vtuber Watame collaboration attempt as well apparently.

    • @sulthanarya3281
      @sulthanarya3281 3 роки тому +10

      -10 deadweight

    • @arkhamjamesv
      @arkhamjamesv 3 роки тому +1

      The ability to read a story where you win and the enemies die.

  • @Demon-Akuoka
    @Demon-Akuoka 3 роки тому +209

    15:29
    "and as all white women these, these enemies are hard to read, but even harder to read are my own f*€king attacks.
    however... V *can read*!"
    I actually died that part.

  • @Ploaper
    @Ploaper 2 роки тому +60

    3:12 thank god he didn't mention sweet surrender

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll 3 роки тому +642

    “Yes I do have a disability, my IQ is too high” 😂

  • @PhazonAran
    @PhazonAran 3 роки тому +180

    8:25 Is that the Elite Dangerous capital ship warping sound ? My god Max0r truly is a man of culture

  • @aetherreed6007
    @aetherreed6007 2 роки тому +12

    "Were you born yesterday?" is the best line in this entire video.

  • @RedaiRmal
    @RedaiRmal 3 роки тому +426

    Man, I fucking love Watame.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +28

      11:00

    • @samuraijackson241
      @samuraijackson241 3 роки тому +17

      Looks like you are also stuck in the rabbit hole.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 3 роки тому +5

      Watame simps are weak
      -botan simp

    • @RedaiRmal
      @RedaiRmal 3 роки тому +1

      @@samuraijackson241 it's been pleasant :)

    • @RedaiRmal
      @RedaiRmal 3 роки тому +5

      @@PeachDragon_ look, we're all Simps here.

  • @g.wilson536
    @g.wilson536 3 роки тому +321

    Oh my god, that edit at 5:43 changing V's book yo MLP is so unnecessary and so clean, I love it

    • @MATT-660
      @MATT-660 3 роки тому +32

      Tought it was a mod holy shit

    • @fantomuresa
      @fantomuresa 3 роки тому +51

      @@MATT-660 it is

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 3 роки тому +14

      why is Anton Chigurh reading MLP

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu 3 роки тому +11

      nah, it's a real mod

    • @troIIdier
      @troIIdier 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah this game has crazy mod support since it's on RE Engine

  • @joaoaugusto6290
    @joaoaugusto6290 3 роки тому +1213

    Wait Yamato can make you go to the Futa Dimension!??
    So this is Why in Dmc4 the Pope and the church wanted yamato so Bad?

  • @Wizard_Cat
    @Wizard_Cat 2 роки тому +133

    10:30 was probably the best part ngl

    • @we_dontknowmynamename386
      @we_dontknowmynamename386 Рік тому

      yes Mupa lupa didinm Daif, I will end your fucking like, Mupa lupa Didinbin Dunk, This game is better than cyberpunk

    • @charmisz
      @charmisz Рік тому

      Yes.

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 3 роки тому +405

    The amount of gen z humor I am processing is frying my brain-
    Edit: Does this mean Nero has the same self-control as my mother shopping in Sears?

  • @BladePHF
    @BladePHF 3 роки тому +370

    Mandalore is a medicated SsethTzeentach.
    Max0r is Mandalore when the doctor has him switch from the anti-psychotics to Ritalin.

    • @MrWooaa
      @MrWooaa 3 роки тому +28

      This is cannon.

    • @Statusinator
      @Statusinator 3 роки тому +13

      I'm pretty sure Sseth is actually on Ritalin IRL.

    • @GuyParson
      @GuyParson 3 роки тому +8

      Seth's a doctor , he has his own supply

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 3 роки тому +1

      I had this headcanon too

  • @ayyylmao101
    @ayyylmao101 3 роки тому +139

    I live for how Bury the Light plays, muffled, at every other opportunity LMAO

  • @COOMGUY
    @COOMGUY 2 роки тому +23

    Fun fact, in the Fate franchise (the one where Nero Claudius is from) you all also have to kill alien demonic trees in a Game.

  • @bdavies1993
    @bdavies1993 3 роки тому +288

    “This is an entirely unrelated incident.” Such a deep cut into the lore that the tree was going to grow in the middle of the city regardless of what Vergil was going to do

  • @NoHandle44
    @NoHandle44 3 роки тому +316

    0:56 This is my favorite joke of his whole 2 part DMC 5 videos.

    • @vidman102
      @vidman102 2 роки тому +30

      [Muffled Bury the Light]
      “What _is_ that music?”
      *[PROVOKING!]*
      “Wait, what the fuck?!”

    • @Da_caffeinated_insomniac
      @Da_caffeinated_insomniac 2 роки тому +7

      The entire joke is motivated

    • @HackerMan203
      @HackerMan203 2 роки тому +8

      @@vidman102 i have a better one
      [Muffled rise and shine from shantae]
      What is that music playing-
      *[we will dance thourgh the danger]*
      "WAIT,WHAT THE FU-

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming Рік тому +5

      [Muffled Bury The Light]
      He's right behind he isn't he.

  • @shortlived4303
    @shortlived4303 3 роки тому +187

    There are only 3 transitions:
    "Like a week later or something"
    "Meanwhile down the street"
    "Hop in this teleporting va-- ... ... ...ok..."

  • @SlendyK
    @SlendyK 10 місяців тому +4

    "You cant travel through here with a car"
    Nico traversing space time to end up somehow like 50 stories up in the qliphoth

  • @Kohai-Connoisseur
    @Kohai-Connoisseur 3 роки тому +110

    8:01
    That is some of the most genuinely hysterical foreshadowing I've ever seen.

  • @Hardbass2021
    @Hardbass2021 2 роки тому +640

    3:28 "Get in my teleporting van!"
    "*Your what?!*"
    Teleports to a new location.
    "Alright."
    Well, Nico's van can arrive at the area you're in as long as you call for her from the nearest phone booth.
    But damn, this is funny as hell.

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 2 роки тому +6

      That line isn't actually in the game is it? I'm just wondering since max0r didnt credit anyone as voicing her and I think I recognize the voice.

    • @mexicanbear2658
      @mexicanbear2658 2 роки тому +8

      @@jackreid2664 it’s not, nico actually has a different voice in the game

    • @miisty2871
      @miisty2871 2 роки тому +13

      @@jackreid2664 If I remember correctly then the person who voiced Nico was Maxor's mom

    • @TemnotaVoronya1243
      @TemnotaVoronya1243 Рік тому +3

      Buy a cell phone then Vergil will ask "What is this power"

  • @arandommyvtfan
    @arandommyvtfan 3 роки тому +292

    "V's gamplay is very simple. You tell this guy and this guy to kill things for you. And when the time comes, *READ* ."

    • @KingdonIV
      @KingdonIV 2 роки тому +3

      in other words button mash

    • @P4R53C5
      @P4R53C5 2 роки тому +3

      * Touhou music plays *

  • @TickleTipson-vm7dd
    @TickleTipson-vm7dd 2 роки тому +39

    11:30
    *Yeah.*

  • @TyTheTurtle
    @TyTheTurtle 2 роки тому +493

    Bro if this is below your standards you get some INSANE standards. This was incredible!!

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +22

      Watch his Metal Gear Rising: Revengance video for his current standards

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Рік тому +6

      @@ALJ9000 watch his Ultrakill video for his currenter standards

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 Рік тому +3

      I don't think standards have anything to do with it. UA-cam tends to demonetise videos some time after an upload , for no reason whatsoever, so it's not an economically sound decision to encourage people watching your older stuff.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 Рік тому +1

      @@cymes82 read the pinned comment

  • @sirbluvus
    @sirbluvus 3 роки тому +146

    0:28 MAN this one kills the shit out of me EVERY SINGLE TIME

  • @relestro806
    @relestro806 3 роки тому +574

    *Lamarizen isn't real, he can't hurt you*
    Lamarizen: 13:15

    • @stevenreid2223
      @stevenreid2223 3 роки тому +53

      Neroooo.

    • @thewingsoffried-om
      @thewingsoffried-om 3 роки тому +16

      Lamarizen

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому +11

      @@stevenreid2223 I mean, Nero means black in Italian (not Roman Latin) and funnier thing is, that would be the literal n word for the Italians if they haven't already

    • @MoltenBoii
      @MoltenBoii 3 роки тому +7

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 is that why V said something about italians before the vergil fuse.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 роки тому +3

      @@MoltenBoii no... NO... This is bullshit, I refuse to believe it. There's no way... It can't be the case... "Now I know, Jeff, that it's hard to let poor people into build a bear workshop. Especially when they're Italian"

  • @raiznsisig
    @raiznsisig 2 роки тому +13

    7:16 That clip gave me a heart attack. I don't like seeing pins being bent. *shivers*

  • @hungrytaco6879
    @hungrytaco6879 3 роки тому +469

    Well, technically V isn't wrong about having sex at least once.

    • @flatchett
      @flatchett 2 роки тому +13

      I would like this comment, unfortunately it already has the 69 likes limit

    • @MemoriesInMonochrome
      @MemoriesInMonochrome 2 роки тому +4

      😊❤ tee hee

    • @Emiya491
      @Emiya491 2 роки тому +5

      Wait what
      Oh I think I get it now

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 Рік тому +1

      Plot twist: verg donated his JUDGEMENT NUT to a sperm bank

    • @confusedbakugo1373
      @confusedbakugo1373 Рік тому +51

      We have no proof that Vergil doesn't reproduce by mitosis.

  • @kristianryzhov664
    @kristianryzhov664 3 роки тому +641

    Dante: "I've heard that line 5 fucking times in last 20 years, were you born yesterday?"
    V (born yesterday):...

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 роки тому +21

      actually it was 2 weeks before that conversation

    • @adamlong6711
      @adamlong6711 3 роки тому +7

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 correction: 2 DAYS.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 роки тому +1

      @@adamlong6711 well, i've looked at it again, and it could be anything from less than a day, to almost a month

  • @dylanwills1138
    @dylanwills1138 3 роки тому +103

    9:36
    well, Five isn't wrong since it wouldn't be possible for a car to go through, however a teleporting van is a different story.

  • @obliviousollie1293
    @obliviousollie1293 2 роки тому +23

    14:23 for some reason I thought he was going to say I am monsoon off the sussy imposters

  • @gepettogreco
    @gepettogreco 2 роки тому +57

    The "I have rigged the stage to roll around like Hot Wheels" "What?" part murdered me.
    I laughed so hard that I felt something pop in my intestines and I still have a whizz when I breathe even after watching this and part 2.
    Thank you for that, it's been a while since I've laughed this hard.

  • @_12k70
    @_12k70 3 роки тому +292

    Here's a Nut Breaker Vibrator list:
    Overnut: Vibrates the electromagnetic field in front of it, can also self-destruct for a explosive finish
    Gernut: Vibrate shockwaves that can caught enemies by surprise, also as a penetrating laser
    Nutline: Automatic Rocket Fisting Device™️
    Nutskelter: Vibrates in a drill motion for maximum penetration
    Nutarm: I-I have no description for this one, I mean, do I need to explain anything ? You pick the enemy, you smash the enemy, is that simple
    Tomnut: Vibrates Nero's sword to an aroused state, making it harder, faster, better, stronger...buuut it breaks in one hit, I thought Tomboys were more resilient than that
    Rawnut: BDSM whip.
    Nuttime: Vibrates his position and the enemies in space and time, the ultimate makes time itself cum so everthing looks likes it's on slow-mo

    • @water_color
      @water_color 3 роки тому +2

      Do the DLC Breakers lol

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 3 роки тому +6

      @@water_color YOU did those, and deleted your comment, WATER ! ( -once the bringer of life...now...the bringer of DEATH- )

    • @water_color
      @water_color 3 роки тому

      @@_12k70 Should I put it up again I think they deleted on their own

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 3 роки тому

      @@water_color Maybe UA-cam does not like the term "shooting cum", kinda ironic tbh

    • @water_color
      @water_color 3 роки тому +17

      Pasta Nut: Scrambles a good Portuguese Breakfast
      Mega Nut: Vibrates your virility to shoot balls and assume the legendary Y Pose
      Monke Nut: Vibrates your banana as you embrace M O N K E
      Shall Nut Surrender: *the time has come and so have i*

  • @newtypeofguy6356
    @newtypeofguy6356 2 роки тому +248

    “A Redditor told me there’s a sword in that house!” is killing me and idk why that’s so strong. It just is
    That GTAV joke was underrated. And since Nero literally means “black”... Well done, sir. Well done.

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM 10 місяців тому +1

      He was named after a black blankie he was wrapped in when he was found
      Vergil in DMC3 also had a black blankie as a part of his outfit

  • @courier6640
    @courier6640 2 місяці тому +2

    I like that Nero is the only one that doesn't underestimate Nico's power to plow her van literally anywhere. The others are always amused or mildly surprised.

  • @lamcb.9476
    @lamcb.9476 3 роки тому +71

    What kills me about the “disarming” move. Vergil literally pulled Nero’s arm off. Like the man grabs it like a crab leg, and breaks it off

    • @californiansniper2133
      @californiansniper2133 3 роки тому +7

      What if he actually had to fight Nero would’ve been really awkward if he lost 😂

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +7

      Sneak Attack
      Critical
      Clean Hit
      XD

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 роки тому +2

      1:03

  • @mordecaimayne8789
    @mordecaimayne8789 3 роки тому +66

    1:05 I know you nearly broke character. I can feel you laughing at the absurdity of an arm swipe like that.

  • @motivated4500
    @motivated4500 3 роки тому +135

    "Oompa Loompa Dippidy Dife I will end your f*cking life"
    "Oompa Loompa Dippidy Donk this game is better than Cyberpunk"
    these 2 lines made me laugh

  • @waibashi
    @waibashi 2 роки тому +27

    11:30 The little "ya" gets me everytime