If anyone's trying to remember why he has the knife at the end, he uses it to smear peanut butter on Spongebob's foot, puts bread on it, then puts his shoe back on as a "treatment."
One time at school, we were disecting rats and teacher told us to wear gloves. So this guy in my group put on his gloves and wet them and yelled out "don't touch me I'm sterile." My group members didn't get why he was saying that so I had to show them this video
@@r.i.pyoutube6881 stop. Youve been lied to for over a year about this so called "pandemic." Makes the blanket propaganda of wmds (in the early 2000s) look like child's play
Here I am, an adult, watching my favorite part of my favorite SpongeBob episode on loop at nighttime. I don't know why I always find these types of videos at night, but it just makes them better for some reason.
Mr. Broflovski, as many normal people should say, and I quote from them, 'SHUTUP YOU JEWISH SHITBAG', I shall retain my sirness and greet you politely as you may have a different religion from myself, though it is of no matter or thought to me.
When i was a kid and first heard Patrick say that i laughed so damn hard and said it nonstop for weeks. Said it so much my mom started getting annoyed and made me stop. I just learned to not say it around her lol
If I was given a dollar each time Patrick was pretending to be a doctor, I'd get at least 2, which isn't much but still fascinating that it happened multiple times. Yes, I mean that episode about splinter.
Someone I know recently died because they refused to go to the doctor until it was too late. Crazy how children's shows manifest as an adult, I totally forgot this episode existed but feel like it taught me something really deep, wish it did for them
The fact Patrick not only knew to scub up, but to avoid touching anything before commencing treatment gives the impression that he has some sort of brain in that noggin. Then you watch the rest of the episode.
I'm in awe over how many people don't know that sterile also has to do with being germ free. You seriously don't need to be a genius or even in a medical field to know that.
It took me all these years to realize when he's wearing the gloves that he still doesn't actually have fingers...
Alec Eisenbison he has thumbs
@@GeneralHeavy sometimes he has thumbs, sometimes he doesn't
He grows thumbs at 0:01 but loses them a second after
@@threesmokepatrick and again at 0:08 to hold the knife.
@Lucas Funez Yeah, that's what made me realize.
I love how Patrick's eyes are completely round as he makes the sterile joke.
i honestly NEVER paid attention to that detail!
What significance does that bear
I don’t get it. How does it make it better?
@@GoldenMushroom64 It's just an amusing detail that enhances the joke.
@@GoldenMushroom64 It means that the animators know how to draw circles.
That last frame of Patrick holding a knife, right after him demanding us not to touch him, is quite threatening
You get the knife if you touch him
Touch patrick*
Patrick : I WILL CUT OFF UR NUTSACKS AND NAI.....
@@muhammadazim3374 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Patrick: Scalpel, please!
It’s a butter knife 😂
Don't touch me I'm sterile! *pulls out knife*
Butter
Sus
based
Bing bing bong
Sandy: "Howdy, Patrick!"
Sponge: "Oh, careful Sandy. He's got a knife."
Pat: "Uh...what? No, no I don't."
If anyone's trying to remember why he has the knife at the end, he uses it to smear peanut butter on Spongebob's foot, puts bread on it, then puts his shoe back on as a "treatment."
here’s a reply so that you will be notified and you’ll see how many likes you’ve gotten! unless your dead
@@govenormayor87 Nice guy Apu
420 likes nice
@@govenormayor87 probably abandoned the account
Stupid idiot you threw your account away
Back when Patrick wasn’t always dumb and was only there for comedic purposes
You're wrong. In this episode he was completely dumb.
(-_-)
I mean, in this episode he is pretty dumb, and it's purely for comedy. But dumb characters can be written cleverly.
Id say he was less dimwitted and less aggressively idiotic back in seasons 1-3. After season 3 is when they took that out of proportion…
@@RuebenDraws552 definitely, and the writers/animators were so obsessed with drawing his ass for a time.
I mean earlier seasons Patrick was kind of dumb, or at least just clueless about how things worked. But as time went on he went full-on Simple Jack
Poor Patrick, he can't have children.
Good
cumulo25 I think he meant the other meaning-being free from bacteria
daedeye donny the dealer you missed the joke
Ninja NikNik yeah,I see now
cumulo25 you say that like it's a bad thing
Nice to meet you, Sterile.
+Dwurban MC
No this is Patrick
You just pulled a Dad joke
Teresa Mullooly
NO! this Is Sparta!
+steamerthesteamtrain And I'm Javert.
At least Good old Patrick washed his hands.
Modern patrick would have garbage covered hands.
It’s official, Spongebob has got to be deemed as the best cartoon of all time, especially with the early seasons
Me and my coworkers quote SpongeBob all the time. It really just might be the GOAT.
i’m sure it’s beaten supernatural and grey’s anatomy at this point
Goat
@@JHero Grey's Anatomy, my favorite cartoon
It is and anyone that disagrees just wants to be different.
The ending is scary because of the knife.
😒
+BODDENERGON The most sterile of knives.
+BODDENERGON patrick stabs spongebob
He actually has a knife to put jelly on SpongeBob's leg and then putted bread on it.
Are you 5
"Touch." "DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!" "...Touch." "Do I have to follow you all day?"
Why, thanks!
Touch.
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html
Lmfao
"NO THIS IS PATRICK"
yknow theres probably enough spongebob clips on this site that can piece together an entire episode
Or an entire season
The whole series I bet
twice
@@tibetanpoplars make that 10 times when it’s 2027
They'll probably be stitched together horribly if anyone were to actually go for it
One time at school, we were disecting rats and teacher told us to wear gloves. So this guy in my group put on his gloves and wet them and yelled out "don't touch me I'm sterile." My group members didn't get why he was saying that so I had to show them this video
How'd they react then?
+King Camelot they all just said "oooooooooh" then laughed
+Lina Garcia LOL
+Lina Garcia Wait people in america dissect rats?Gross.
I know right. I pretended to work but it was too gross. I thought in highschool you direct frogs
DON'T TOUCH ME I'M STERILE - The official sequel series of DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED
It's going to be even more fucked up than the original.
No its a prequal
The prequel to “I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD.”
I knew someone would commercial that
PERFECT
The fact that he actually knew what sterile meant makes me proud😂
That’s a big word for him nowadays
I mean he is an adult so
@@Tystlaten028have you ever watched SpongeBob? Patrick is an idiot
he does admit that his intelligence varies
Some episodes imply that he's a college dropout
I've seen this about 20 times and I still keep laughing.
Same 🤣
@@CrimpyCramps this comment was 12 years ago
@@trombone-man-8794💀
It ends on the knife. Perfect.
Im curious if you respond 5 years later
@@jspace1764 i'm curious if you will respond one week later
@@jennfreeman1962 i'm curious if you will respond four hours later
@@LegoBootyClapper I'm curious if you will reply 2 minutes later
@@jennfreeman1962 im curious if you will respond 3 hours later
This scene never gets old. 😂
The best thing ever is playing this for your medical-related class when talking about sterile items in the surgery department 😂
has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful seriously you're very very beautiful
Ismail Hariff oh forget it boyo youll never get near the likes of her
Ismail Hariff
Holy shit.
Gaige the Mechromancer yes holy shit indeed
Jim Sharp ya I know but you got to try
press 8 and then 6.
"Don't touch the doctor"
Did it lol
I guess it's true, it's the small ones that get you 😂
0:08 0:06
@@thegreatthrowaway7918 This is what video editing is for.
Don't touch me I'm- the doctor.
I say this way too often. For some reason it's etched into my brain more than any other spongebob quote lol
Literally same. My friends don't think i'm sane sometimes when i blurt it out but god, it's such a good line
Patrick is a better doctor than Mario
Mario is just a stupid fat plumber. And he murdered a bunch of toads in the first Super Mario Bros.
Toads transformed to bricks. Mario breaks bricks.
***** better doctor than who? ;)
StudioUAC Patrick Star = better than Mario
***** That's a low bar...
DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE
*le touch*
@@cuddleslikespie "Don't touch."
I don’t think we’ll ever run out of spongebob memes
*SpongeBob memes.
Classic Spongebob Rules!
Everyone during Covid: “Don’t touch me, I’m sterile!”
Literally everyone: Touch
People not wanting it to spread: Dont Touch
During what? Still no sample of it, no proof it isnt just the flu rebranded. These stupid19 comments all over youtube age like milk
@@mfspectacular I hope nobody in your fam gets affected by this.
@@mfspectacular men
@@r.i.pyoutube6881 stop. Youve been lied to for over a year about this so called "pandemic." Makes the blanket propaganda of wmds (in the early 2000s) look like child's play
This video ages well especially it is 2021
Stfu about covid
I just love how patrick puts gloves on idk how they stay on
*Patrick
*on; Idk
*on.
Why has nobody mentioned how when he dips his hands in they don't have gloves on but then he magically has gloves after lol
Maybe the gloves were in the sink
Maybe because we aren’t trying to make 100% rational sense out of a twenty year old children’s cartoon.
@@mimikeofficial86 For some strange reason I could hear the slight hostility in the tone of your voice when I read this comment in my mind.
Glove water
@@gato48480 That what she said.
this has whole different feels in 2021
Stfu about covid
3 than 8, "We gotta make peanuts sterile"
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html
Old comment
0:07 DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M STERILE! 😂
"Don't touch me, I'm sterile" basically everyone during covid
Stfu about covid
Here I am, an adult, watching my favorite part of my favorite SpongeBob episode on loop at nighttime. I don't know why I always find these types of videos at night, but it just makes them better for some reason.
Yeah Even as an adult i still enjoy things like cartoons/animations
This is what keeps me going
Don't touch me I'm JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lol good one😁😂
😂😂😂😂
why is this recommended to me 13 years later
"Hi, Sterile. Why am I not supposed to touch you?"
Because he has a knife and isn't afraid to use it, of course.
Boo!
The entire year of 2020 in a nutshell.
Stfu about covid
@@legocat0306 you're now part of the thread that's talking about covid
I can't help but thank the algorithm for showing this masterpiece 11 years later
Keep pressing 3 to see Patrick bending back and forth and saying "WUH WUH WUH WUH WUH"
Sounds like "figaro figaro figaro"
Mr. Broflovski, as many normal people should say, and I quote from them, 'SHUTUP YOU JEWISH SHITBAG', I shall retain my sirness and greet you politely as you may have a different religion from myself, though it is of no matter or thought to me.
***** Full sound effects as well...
Kyle Broflovski I prefer to keep press 4
Kyle Broflovski tap 8(up until patrick says "im") then press 2
This is one those SpongeBob quotes that aren't just a quote anymore, it's a language 🤣
This scene has been playing in my head for the past week and here it is now on my youtube recommended 😭😭
I’m a nurse and every time I do a sterile procedure I have to resist the urge to say this
this form of animation is literally the best so simple and hilarious
When i was a kid and first heard Patrick say that i laughed so damn hard and said it nonstop for weeks. Said it so much my mom started getting annoyed and made me stop. I just learned to not say it around her lol
See you in another 11 years when UA-cam randomly recommends you this video
No you won't, youtube will nuke the comments and make this a "kids" video
ok
@@sumomanify rip
Wont that be 22 yea- wait this joke is stupid I can’t believe I just realized
when your parents find out you have a cold
or was that just my parents
Turns out it was
A SPOOKY SKELETON
I just read cold as covid, this quarantine is getting to me
Anyone else randomly get this in their recommended 11 years later?
Hm. How about again 13 years later?
"DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE"
This just shows how the old spongebob did the goofy animation and faces so much better than new spongebob, where it’s way overboard
@Flaming Skullz fully agree. After the 1st movie they shoulda called it a wrap. We’d be okay
I quote this every time I wash my hands
It took me a long time to realize that spongebob is bigger than patrick...
0:00 😂😂😂 Freeze frame
why did this age so well
I say that every time I wash my hands
It's funny that the no context knife makes more sense than the actual context of the knife
The fact that it perfectly cuts to him holding a knife makes it better. 😆
This moment has been stuck in my head for the past 10 years
This one aged incredibly well.
It’s hilarious watching old episodes back as an adult now and seeing all the hidden humor. A show so nice you can watch it twice
He was prepared for corona
I remember watching this originally and I still remember it today so I’m happy to see it in my recommendation
If I was given a dollar each time Patrick was pretending to be a doctor, I'd get at least 2, which isn't much but still fascinating that it happened multiple times.
Yes, I mean that episode about splinter.
Patrick’s just a whole inspiration
Someone I know recently died because they refused to go to the doctor until it was too late. Crazy how children's shows manifest as an adult, I totally forgot this episode existed but feel like it taught me something really deep, wish it did for them
Me when someone tries to talk to me in public without a mask on
This hits too close to home in 2021
When I was a kid I thought sterile was some kind of super contagious disease cuz of that scene 😂
Whenever me and my work bestie are together and I put gloves on she says this. I unintentionally hold my gloves hands up. Haha love her to pieces.
Catagory: Science & Technology
Patrick is capping, I’ve seen him literally make clones out of himself everytime he loses a limb.
This took me too long to process smh
He actually has in one episode
I can hear this clear as day from my childhood
The fact Patrick not only knew to scub up, but to avoid touching anything before commencing treatment gives the impression that he has some sort of brain in that noggin.
Then you watch the rest of the episode.
Pat knows bout Covid
2020 in a nutshell
one of the greatest shows
When somebody comes near me and they have a cold.
Crush: “Are you into the idea of having kids?”
Me:
Ahh yes prime SpongeBob, I say this every time I’m at work and I wash my hands to deal with a patient
I'm in awe over how many people don't know that sterile also has to do with being germ free. You seriously don't need to be a genius or even in a medical field to know that.
Oh, they know. It's called "multiple meanings"
Patrick isn't either one of those.
r/woosh from 5 years ago
i mean, i know this is 5 years old but... it amazes me that you dont understand what jokes are... did you even get spongebob?
Oh stop being a dick alright. And I don't care if this comment was 7 years ago.
This is one of my favorite scenes, it's just hilarious all around, his delivery especially.
This aged quite well
Season one's animation had a certain charm to it.
Sums up 2020-2021 but with people that don’t understand how disease transmission works and thinking a mask and gloves helps
I can't believe it took me 11 years to get this joke.
😅
Me after having my covid jab
Me in 2021 when somebody tries to give a high five: 0:07
The Fact That The Pink Bubble Transition Transitions To A Knife.
Is this the sequel to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?
Less fucked up than Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
+Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu true
what time is it?
NotASpyReally
It's time to get creative~
Pink is not a creative color.
I know it's green, but you know . . .
I never really knew what Patrick really said until today
This is 2020-2021's slogan
I never knew what sterile meant until at least 5 years after first watching this episode, yet I used to repeat it a lot lmao
I wish every season had this charm
NJ: Spongebob quick Sandy's coming. We gotta make sure you're well or she'll wipeout this entire state. DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE
Jalen Brito No
Am I the only one who realizes this is a honeymooners reference
+Shark “Sharkcraft555” Craft555 I thought I was the only one!!
+Teh Craftiest Shahrk *Am I the only one who realizes this is a _The Honeymooners_ reference?
+Amy Katherine DeBellis *I thought I was the only one.
That’s why we all love Patrick
Aww😳
Every woman when i try to flirt with them
I love how he said to not touch him because he's sterile.
People who take COVID too serious be like:
wdym, you should take it seriously.
I forgot about how Patrick was scared of the doctor’s...
That stance hasn’t aged well, has it😂