My favourite joke from every episode of Gravity Falls

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  • @jenniflower6569
    @jenniflower6569 2 місяці тому +6297

    "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!!!!!"
    "fair enough.."

    • @CurledRuby85
      @CurledRuby85 2 місяці тому +312

      He didn’t even sound threatened, merely informed of the situation.

    • @whenimchaos6186
      @whenimchaos6186 2 місяці тому +72

      That will forever be my favorite line from the show

    • @SpringFoury
      @SpringFoury 2 місяці тому +21

      OMG I read this as soon as it said it😭😭

    • @sheenpailovesu7841
      @sheenpailovesu7841 2 місяці тому +91

      In Spanish he says "REMEMBER I CAN SELL YOU TO THE ZOO FATHER." Which is incredible also

    • @SebastianMelendez-ud1ob
      @SebastianMelendez-ud1ob 2 місяці тому +9

      @@sheenpailovesu7841
      Me parece bien.

  • @Colossaldud
    @Colossaldud 2 місяці тому +8315

    1:02 one thing I find funny about that is that the whole reason he even started watching the show was bc he was too lazy to get up and find the remote and yet he got up to go get ice cream

    • @Jotassium_Vilanova
      @Jotassium_Vilanova 2 місяці тому +310

      TRUE THO

    • @MystikoBlu
      @MystikoBlu 2 місяці тому +511

      As I've heard some other guy say, this man has good priorities.

    • @PeridotEX
      @PeridotEX 2 місяці тому +350

      Commercial break after he was already invested

    • @postironichno_innit
      @postironichno_innit 2 місяці тому +186

      Maybe he has a secret ice cream stash under the couch

    • @Colossaldud
      @Colossaldud 2 місяці тому +84

      @@postironichno_innit I wouldn't be surprised

  • @3WV33
    @3WV33 2 місяці тому +9727

    see how most of these are by stan, thats right reason no.12846389246392746 why stan is peak

  • @Acceleration299
    @Acceleration299 2 місяці тому +6397

    "those people are called animators!"

  • @Hexaraese
    @Hexaraese 2 місяці тому +4533

    bro I EAT KIDS is diabolical , it's illegal for a cartoon to be that funny 😭😭😭😭

    • @gaelmendez2798
      @gaelmendez2798 2 місяці тому +176

      This is the comedy police, the jokes too funny

    • @Cansu_LMK
      @Cansu_LMK 2 місяці тому +76

      IT'S SO CINAMATIC

    • @TheWolvyrne
      @TheWolvyrne 2 місяці тому +69

      Genuinely the joke I always laugh the hardest at

    • @musiclife9229
      @musiclife9229 2 місяці тому +52

      WHAT THE H?!

    • @harrisontownsend910
      @harrisontownsend910 2 місяці тому +18

      With no cops around, anything is legal.

  • @achannel467
    @achannel467 2 місяці тому +2974

    Tell me your favorite character is Stan without telling me your favorite character is Stan

  • @valensr.379
    @valensr.379 2 місяці тому +2809

    0:47 omg i just remembered that this part is even funnier in the latin spanish dub because Gideon said "remember that I can sell you to the zoo, father!" 😭

    • @Blueblurz
      @Blueblurz 2 місяці тому +122

      SI AJAKKDKW PENSÉ QUE IBA A SER IGUAL EN INGLÉS PERO NO💔

    • @ianagulino6653
      @ianagulino6653 2 місяці тому +99

      Gideon en español es tremendo loco

    • @alex._420
      @alex._420 2 місяці тому +56

      LMAO THAT'S CRAZY

    • @EverCaelum
      @EverCaelum 2 місяці тому +23

      JAJAJAJA SI ME ACUERDO

    • @user-AstroVespers
      @user-AstroVespers 2 місяці тому +10

      Lmaoooo

  • @SammyTheSillyo-o
    @SammyTheSillyo-o 2 місяці тому +2415

    The fact Gravity Falls is meant to be a KIDS show and all Alex did was think “hm, what do *_I_* wanna see?”
    like he literally has my humor 😭

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 2 місяці тому

      Alex Hirsch is a flimsy plastic 3D mask Bill Cipher uses to influence our timeline. You're already infected. Accept fate. CONFORM. BINGE. OBEY.

    • @thebigm7558
      @thebigm7558 2 місяці тому +39

      And compared to Rick & Morty. Which has only become worse because they had no plan

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 2 місяці тому +62

      He fought the censorship too!

    • @ziid591
      @ziid591 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@DoofenSpyroDragon16yes the video where you seem exchanging emails with the disney censorship is incredible

    • @corbonoboi6679
      @corbonoboi6679 27 днів тому +1

      Dark humor on Disney XD

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 2 місяці тому +2287

    I like that it’s all silly jokes but then out of nowhere we get one of the most disturbing moments in the show with the face-hole-shuffling.

    • @Ilikebugsiguess
      @Ilikebugsiguess 2 місяці тому

      “I ate a man alive tonight.”

    • @C-4-fs1vg
      @C-4-fs1vg 2 місяці тому +67

      Traumatized me as a kid 😭

    • @possessedpicklejar4762
      @possessedpicklejar4762 2 місяці тому +8

      @@C-4-fs1vg darn right it did

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 2 місяці тому +25

      I did not wanna see THAT again… now that is just disturbing.

    • @nemnyoom
      @nemnyoom 2 місяці тому +23

      maybe it's just that i was a few years out of the target demographic age when this aired, but i just found it hilarious?

  • @vixenplayz7239
    @vixenplayz7239 2 місяці тому +2625

    5:07 was the best one 😭 he actually sounded so disappointed in himself

    • @guilhermeteodosio40
      @guilhermeteodosio40 2 місяці тому +331

      Raised the dead 🙄
      Raised the dead... 😔

    • @kaydinolfo5291
      @kaydinolfo5291 2 місяці тому +52

      The best joke was when soos got bitten

    • @evanhernandez2071
      @evanhernandez2071 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@kaydinolfo5291 Question, can I eat your brains? Yeih, or neih? I'm seeing some yeih faces here.

    • @uraniumrodmuncher
      @uraniumrodmuncher 2 місяці тому +98

      ‘raise the dead 🙁’
      ‘And what did you do!?’
      ‘raise the dead 🙁’

    • @romagp3659
      @romagp3659 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@uraniumrodmuncherraise the dad 😅😆
      (Sorry, I couldn't not to joke about it)

  • @longforari
    @longforari 2 місяці тому +1082

    Mabel and Wendy instantly sticking up for Susan's mascara is so needlessly sweet

    • @egg_l0rd13
      @egg_l0rd13 2 місяці тому +113

      She’s doing her best

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 Місяць тому +91

      Women supporting women

    • @sena7386
      @sena7386 Місяць тому +22

      Why did I read this as sticking up for Susan's maracas? I was very confused.

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver Місяць тому

      They're girl's girls

  • @KirbyChan
    @KirbyChan 2 місяці тому +3246

    Love how most of these are Stan. Proof that he’s the best character

    • @BlueSkooty
      @BlueSkooty 2 місяці тому +16

      bill is slightly better imo

    • @Miss.808.
      @Miss.808. 2 місяці тому +37

      ​@@BlueSkooty Son dos tipos de personajes diferentes, pero igual de geniales a mí parecer jsjs

    • @Dawid23_Gamer
      @Dawid23_Gamer 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Miss.808. ah yes, I wish I will be able to randomly start speaking Spanish for no reason one day too lol

    • @squishyty918
      @squishyty918 2 місяці тому +50

      @@Dawid23_GamerOr maybe, hear me out for a second, Spanish is their primary language

    • @BlueSkooty
      @BlueSkooty 2 місяці тому +13

      @@squishyty918 no way that can’t be possible

  • @allelon8284
    @allelon8284 2 місяці тому +1110

    2:10 the way she so earnestly said "the 70s?!?" caught me so off guard, its killing me

  • @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers
    @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers Місяць тому +486

    0:19 note how the seatbelt is attached to the window, probably because they had to animate it in last second. he would 100% do this without a seatbelt

    • @katbird2699
      @katbird2699 Місяць тому +88

      I can just see this being a moment of 'Alex versus Disney sensors' where they're like "hey we can't show somebody driving a car without wearing a seatbelt, people will complain" and Alex was just like 'dude what'

    • @hannahc875
      @hannahc875 24 дні тому +19

      One of my fav things from listening to the episode commentaries was that the censors did not have a problem with Bipper throwing himself down stairs, stabbing forks into his arms, or pouring soda into his eyeballs. No. They just required he be animated BUCKLING HIS SEATBELT.

    • @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers
      @arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers 21 день тому +4

      @@hannahc875 REAL honestly, like a dream demon possessing the body of a preteen harming said body for _fun_ was somehow less bad than grunkle stan just not wearing a seatbelt, which, if we’re being honest here, he would totally do anyways

    • @hannahc875
      @hannahc875 20 днів тому +3

      @@arsenicArtificer2thetwotowers in this case I meant Bipper, which is even wilder, because as you say he was hurting Dipper's body for funsies. Also, considering how old the Stanley Mobile is, I bet irl it wouldn't even have seatbelts!! And like you said, Stan wouldn't bother so he ain't getting em installed.

  • @capofsno
    @capofsno 2 місяці тому +1101

    4:32 “tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams” has lived in my head for years

    • @Afanof1
      @Afanof1 2 місяці тому +47

      "I got some children to make into corpses" for me

    • @death_itself4509
      @death_itself4509 2 місяці тому +15

      That made me laugh so hard, and I don't know why-

    • @Plungy_vr-the-goat
      @Plungy_vr-the-goat Місяць тому +1

      Man what creams?

    • @SquirmieWormington
      @SquirmieWormington Місяць тому +3

      Along with “NO DICE, COWBOY!”

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp Місяць тому +2

      ... only the richest of C R E A M S

  • @IncoisaRadio87
    @IncoisaRadio87 2 місяці тому +1282

    "I heart kids" is my favorite solely by how many jokes it manages to cram into 45 seconds. A masterclass in comedy.

    • @Imsmellingyou
      @Imsmellingyou 2 місяці тому +161

      “Mommy is that floating head in the sky eat us?” “Yes he will Charlie yes he will.” And “NO ITS HEAVENS PUNISHMENT FOR OUR HORRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING”

    • @danielogipl7051
      @danielogipl7051 2 місяці тому +97

      -let her rip!
      -oh no, a letter rip!

    • @Crumbles_is_suicidal
      @Crumbles_is_suicidal 2 місяці тому +9

      WHAT THE “H”?

    • @melvinschrab505
      @melvinschrab505 2 місяці тому +50

      WHAT THE H!

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz 2 місяці тому +29

      @@melvinschrab505 " Gets hit by the letter H "

  • @Dead-or-Alive1985
    @Dead-or-Alive1985 2 місяці тому +1135

    “Where are we?? The seventies???” is SUCH an underrated joke in this series and I’m so glad it’s getting more attention

    • @MaximizedAnimation
      @MaximizedAnimation 2 місяці тому +141

      The funniest part about it is that it's not just Mabel pulling the response out of nowhere because she's dumb: she heard Oregon Trail and probably thought of the video game that was created in the seventies

    • @taffy711
      @taffy711 2 місяці тому +48

      ​@@MaximizedAnimation or that some of the westward expansion on the oregon trail happened in the 1870's

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 Місяць тому +2

      2:10

    • @aduckofsomesort
      @aduckofsomesort Місяць тому +2

      Por que no los dos

    • @jinxxdd
      @jinxxdd 26 днів тому +1

      *goes back to dinosaur times* why are we in the 1900s??

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 2 місяці тому +702

    7:39 gotta respect Dipper. My man stuck to his guns.

    • @thegamergamin702
      @thegamergamin702 2 місяці тому +48

      He may not have the hair to prove it, but he has balls real men would dream to have.
      Edit: Didn't mean to make that sound weird but here we are

    • @Ari-gp3im
      @Ari-gp3im 2 місяці тому +8

      One of my favorites

    • @brostr1derkisser
      @brostr1derkisser Місяць тому +1

      Hal

    • @Faunadude
      @Faunadude 9 днів тому +1

      Bro

    • @Faunadude
      @Faunadude 9 днів тому +1

      Hal

  • @Twig0622
    @Twig0622 2 місяці тому +570

    0:34 the thing is, since the wax figures are alive it probably actually was wax John wilksbooth

  • @Natalie-oi3ly
    @Natalie-oi3ly 2 місяці тому +278

    i'm sorry but "we don't serve miners" will forever be the funniest joke in the wax episode to me 😂

    • @Natalie-oi3ly
      @Natalie-oi3ly 2 місяці тому +25

      also "won the election in a landslide" from the pioneer episode lmao

    • @anayerissdunn3859
      @anayerissdunn3859 Місяць тому +10

      i feel like no one talks about the miner enough it’s SO FUNNYY😭🤣🤣

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 21 день тому +6

      @@anayerissdunn3859 I also love Soos saying "Dysentery's gonna get you dawwwg" as he's chasing a Blind Eye member with the dysentery sign

  • @BarackObamaOficial
    @BarackObamaOficial 2 місяці тому +882

    9:46 “‘John Paul Sauntra postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.’ ‘Totally righteous bro.’ ‘I know!’” Definitely the best part.

    • @Aisubun
      @Aisubun 2 місяці тому +64

      Jean Paul Sartre actually
      I only know this because I'm a NieR Automata fan but still

    • @User_305aq2
      @User_305aq2 2 місяці тому +19

      One must imagine Sisyphus happy

    • @thearchitect7650
      @thearchitect7650 2 місяці тому

      ​@@User_305aq2 That was Camus

    • @Th4st
      @Th4st 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@@User_305aq2 Albert Camus wrote about Sisyphus

    • @RTWLR
      @RTWLR 2 місяці тому +2

      I did not get that at all

  • @someweirdo428
    @someweirdo428 2 місяці тому +230

    5:50 the fact that originally in the credits sequence giffiny was supposed to get a happy ending and get together with rumble but they decided that stan and goldy should get together instead is amazing

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 2 місяці тому +654

    10:16 I have to come back and hear this properly, they synced up perfectly

    • @Southparkfan598
      @Southparkfan598 2 місяці тому +67

      Honestly they’re bond is way too underrated, they went from hating eachother to defending eachother in the span of a few episodes

    • @veryberry100
      @veryberry100 2 місяці тому +30

      ​@@Southparkfan598 Average sibling experience.

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 Місяць тому +5

      They are so different yet so similar

  • @Guyinthechair-w9z
    @Guyinthechair-w9z 2 місяці тому +250

    0:15 “Grunkle Stan are you also wearing a blindfold no but with these cataracts I might as well be what is that a wood pecker” BANGER LINE

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 2 місяці тому +674

    I love how this show has so many great jokes, you could easily debate pretty much any of these... aside from the I Eat Kids segment. That one’s unquestionably the best joke of the episode.

    • @Thebelovedfloppydisc
      @Thebelovedfloppydisc 2 місяці тому +52

      What the H!

    • @j.r.tomlin4265
      @j.r.tomlin4265 2 місяці тому +4

      Underated comment totally agree

    • @jordanertz3034
      @jordanertz3034 2 місяці тому +53

      I EAT KIDS is genuinely my favorite piece of comedy in the entire series. For all the problems I have with The Love God they absolutely cooked with the comedy in that episode.

    • @Luke_SkywaIker
      @Luke_SkywaIker 2 місяці тому +11

      “I sure hope nobody died!”

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 2 місяці тому +5

      “You know who would look good in a sweater like that? Mrs. ____’s remains!”
      “Oh absolutely!”

  • @CARNAGEdotwav
    @CARNAGEdotwav 2 місяці тому +518

    i think the most interesting line in the series and by far the most overlooked one is where bill says to ford "woah dont have a heart attack, youre not 92 yet" like why are people pretending we didnt just find out how and when ford dies

    • @aduroatrox
      @aduroatrox 2 місяці тому

      Because Bill lies, you know? We know he knows a lot, but if he were omnicient, he'd know how to prevent his own death. Not to mention: Bill offered to let Ford join him as an all-powerful being, which would make it highly unlikely that Ford would be able to die of a heart attack, and he was confident he'd be able to defeat Ford. This indicates that Bill can't see into the future as much as he has good foresight due to all of his knowledge of past and present events

    • @DuckDukVR
      @DuckDukVR 2 місяці тому +3

      Becau

    • @lizardlover9941
      @lizardlover9941 2 місяці тому +31

      People can survive heart attacks maybe he has one then but survives

    • @hihowareyou717
      @hihowareyou717 2 місяці тому +29

      i think that's just a joke about old people having heart attacks, idk tho, the creators like hiding stuff in plain sight so maybe you're right

    • @existential_horror5045
      @existential_horror5045 Місяць тому +22

      i think it's even funnier to imagine that bill is just trying to freak ford out by suggesting ages when he could die
      i took it the way you did too but like. this is bill we're talking about. he *would* give you wrong information about the date of your death just to mess with you

  • @PalisadePeryton
    @PalisadePeryton 2 місяці тому +4673

    Not having "HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER" is criminal
    Edit: I know I should have made it more clear that I was joking. I know it's just the video creator's favorites, there's nothing wrong with that

    • @JeremyBelpoisX
      @JeremyBelpoisX 2 місяці тому +34

      IKR

    • @ThatsYouTubular
      @ThatsYouTubular 2 місяці тому +84

      Eh, the joke is kinda overrated. (You can go ahead and attack me, I know I offended some people for sharing my opinion in the wrong place)

    • @311_arissa
      @311_arissa 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@ThatsYouTubulari dont get it though

    • @commoncoolchannel8588
      @commoncoolchannel8588 2 місяці тому +268

      @@311_arissa it's funny because is marriage is terrible

    • @GenericYoutubeUsername4048
      @GenericYoutubeUsername4048 2 місяці тому +40

      ​@311_arissa "misses me" "but her aim is getting better"

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay 2 місяці тому +108

    Love how Dipper didn’t panic and stuck to his guns when Pacifica showed up at the door. That kid’s got integrity.

  • @madelinegonzalez8819
    @madelinegonzalez8819 2 місяці тому +770

    It says a lot that 90% of this is Stan

    • @PongSong1
      @PongSong1 2 місяці тому +14

      Well actually there should be about 20 episodes per season, there's two seasons so that's 40 episodes, and I counted 24 jokes centered around Stanly, which means it's more like 65% Stan, which is more than any one charater, but still more than half in general.

    • @_stiffmeister33
      @_stiffmeister33 22 дні тому +1

      @@PongSong1 "erm actually ☝️🤓" headahh lmaoo i'm sorry i couldn't not play that card 🤣💀

    • @PongSong1
      @PongSong1 22 дні тому +2

      @@_stiffmeister33 I knew this day would come

  • @dorodoo3075
    @dorodoo3075 2 місяці тому +341

    Love how in the middle of lying about what happend to waddles stan goes "that really happend!" for no reason

    • @TheYisuz
      @TheYisuz 2 місяці тому +13

      because the pterodactyl stung him in the eyes... with his glasses on

  • @prageruwu69
    @prageruwu69 2 місяці тому +210

    3:51 my favourite part is the punching noises when the woodpecker pecks him.
    also little dipper is full of god tier jokes, surprised gideon's breakdown or "text me a photo?" didn't make it into this.

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 2 місяці тому +33

      gideon's "MY LIGHT!!" and stans confused "yeah uh... youre the light of my life too kid" 😭😭

    • @uranian-Umbra
      @uranian-Umbra 2 місяці тому +15

      also the looped screaming sound
      also "and then the wolves came"
      actually pretty much everything about that scene is great

  • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
    @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 2 місяці тому +500

    0:32 I never understood the wax figure melting joke until a few years ago. I find this funny now.

    • @V_MC
      @V_MC 2 місяці тому +19

      I still don't understand it lol

    • @LisaVGG
      @LisaVGG 2 місяці тому

      Booth was the man who assassinated Lincoln, which is why he placed the blame on that statue

    • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
      @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 2 місяці тому +184

      @@V_MCThats what happens when you don't know your history. John Wilks Booth was the one who kill Abraham Lincoln from behind. It's funny because Stan accuses John Wilks Booth's wax figure of killing wax Abraham Lincoln..

    • @V_MC
      @V_MC 2 місяці тому +133

      @@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu oh yeah that makes sense, i'm not american so i wouldn't know. Thanks tho, learned something new today 👍

    • @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu
      @DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu 2 місяці тому +5

      @@V_MC You're welcome.

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 2 місяці тому +69

    Personally, my favorite joke for "The love god" is Robbie's parents going "Oh no, i hope someone didnt die!" "Yes, that would be terrible!" and then chuckling

  • @Cyrusthewierdkid
    @Cyrusthewierdkid 2 місяці тому +543

    THAT TRANSITION THO WHATTT 1:32

    • @BlueSkooty
      @BlueSkooty 2 місяці тому +30

      that wasn’t a transition, it was in the episode, the clip just happened to end there.

    • @Cyrusthewierdkid
      @Cyrusthewierdkid 2 місяці тому +78

      @@BlueSkooty i know but the ending and the start mach up so perfectly it makes it look like it! right?

    • @RandomAnimatonFan3
      @RandomAnimatonFan3 2 місяці тому +15

      I was thinking the same thing!!

    • @Cyrusthewierdkid
      @Cyrusthewierdkid 24 дні тому

      @@RandomAnimatonFan3yeah :D

  • @b_sofi_t.r.
    @b_sofi_t.r. 2 місяці тому +200

    The way that Grunkle Stan ALWAYS use he's car to break out anything, is just ✨Cinema✨

  • @bruhthatsdisgusting
    @bruhthatsdisgusting 2 місяці тому +446

    0:12 there’s like a 12% chance that another person also thought that string going up was also a lady bug crawling on they screen

    • @phantomkapok
      @phantomkapok 2 місяці тому +19

      i thought it was an ant for a split second because of the ant infestation we have

    • @dabuff1319
      @dabuff1319 2 місяці тому +3

      I did

  • @andrevl9952
    @andrevl9952 2 місяці тому +60

    0:46 in Spanish Gideon says "Remember I can sell you to the zoo, father!" 😭😭😭

    • @hello_ree
      @hello_ree 21 день тому

      yo te vere donde y cuando no se

  • @perry.the.weirdo
    @perry.the.weirdo 2 місяці тому +315

    8:10 is one of my all time favorite jokes

    • @sketchrad1016
      @sketchrad1016 2 місяці тому +2

      Pennsylvania mention

    • @s0ph053
      @s0ph053 27 днів тому +1

      “It gave you rashes.”

  • @galacticality
    @galacticality 2 місяці тому +62

    1:27 at Comic Con yesterday there was a little Dipper cosplayer on the Just Dance stage doing Dancing Queen 😭❤️ I was like “this feels so canon :’)” but I forgot it IS canon !!

    • @Adam-mh7zv
      @Adam-mh7zv Місяць тому +1

      He knew what he was doing

  • @Maria-ml5ol
    @Maria-ml5ol 2 місяці тому +246

    0:47 "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!" i love gideon bro 😭

    • @UnreliableArsonist
      @UnreliableArsonist 2 місяці тому +30

      He just kinda exists at this point, but in a good way
      Also the “MY LIGHT!” And Stan responding with “Yeah, yeah, you’re the light of my life, too.” Is peak comedy

    • @cydneeclementineaquino7270
      @cydneeclementineaquino7270 2 місяці тому +7

      …fair enough.

    • @El_gato-interestelar123
      @El_gato-interestelar123 2 місяці тому +4

      In latin spanish he says "Remember i can sell you to the zoo, father!"

  • @BraggisYT
    @BraggisYT 2 місяці тому +74

    “Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams” 💀

  • @Run2you10
    @Run2you10 2 місяці тому +158

    8:53 "MMMOOONNNNNNNY"

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 місяці тому +86

    This show’s humour was peak, Stan really took the crown in being the funniest

  • @Hattoresu
    @Hattoresu 2 місяці тому +106

    2:05 I love the way the man says “on this… OREGON TRAIL” almost like it’s a bad movie quote where they say the name of the movie _in_ the quote

  • @DaughterofZeus392
    @DaughterofZeus392 Місяць тому +13

    6:52 I can now just imagine Grunkle Ford walking into an airport and immediately getting arrested and him just calling Grunkle Stan saying "WHY DID I GET ARRESTED?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!" 😂😂😂

  • @mathsarecool
    @mathsarecool 2 місяці тому +108

    4:58
    Mabel: Go Red Car!
    Soos: Go other Red Car!
    Dipper: *This would be a lot more fun with batteries*

  • @KyraClark-j8j
    @KyraClark-j8j Місяць тому +15

    0:48 my favorite line from the entire show. Peak comedy vocal performance

  • @faisalliot
    @faisalliot 2 місяці тому +36

    9:20 Stan was having problems with Ford by here, and the last time he’d seen him before they’d been split apart was 30 years ago; when Stan had a mullet/long hair. Maybe he’s trying to remember that mindset, and internalizing those same feelings. And now trying to understand them in the physical sense lmao

  • @fruitybasil
    @fruitybasil 2 місяці тому +28

    i counted 26/41 jokes being stan-centric. quite fitting as he is the funniest man ever written

  • @gubgubgubgubgub7592
    @gubgubgubgubgub7592 Місяць тому +16

    1:29 family guy ahh cut away

  • @comicalcosmonaut959
    @comicalcosmonaut959 2 місяці тому +278

    Love how my favorite funny moment came from the second episode. That's how you yknow this show was funny 😂
    "What is that a woodpecker?"
    "AAAAH"

  • @montanajackson3713
    @montanajackson3713 2 місяці тому +23

    5:39 “Just kidding let’s break in!” 😂 one of my favorite stan lines.

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 2 місяці тому +98

    6:54 this one’s by far my favorite 😂 whole entire scene

    • @DJBurns-jq8mn
      @DJBurns-jq8mn 2 місяці тому +7

      Same, easily top 3 best jokes in the show

    • @toribug1899
      @toribug1899 2 місяці тому +10

      “What the H?!” gets me every time

    • @DJBurns-jq8mn
      @DJBurns-jq8mn 2 місяці тому +1

      @@toribug1899 same

    • @Muffinschaos
      @Muffinschaos Місяць тому

      The dramatic music gets me. 😂

    • @IMAWINR
      @IMAWINR 17 днів тому

      ​@@toribug1899 H

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 2 місяці тому +58

    Underrated joke for Carpet Diem:
    Durland: “*gasp* a bearded witch chasing a talking pig!”
    Blubs: “... my horoscope came true!”

  • @rudevoices9204
    @rudevoices9204 2 місяці тому +58

    carpet diem's best gag to me is when stan catches Mabel reveling in her putting Dipper into a sleepover and Stan walks out and goes "Oh, you're at that creepy age where you're spying on girls, huh? well it's time you and i had a man to man talk about the birds and the bees!"
    and then pulls out "Why Am I So Sweaty??: Your Body Explained in Horrifyingly Uncomfortable Detail"

    • @DoofenSpyroDragon16
      @DoofenSpyroDragon16 2 місяці тому +5

      Stan: and now you know where babies come from.
      Mabel (in Dipper’s body) Goodbye childhood…

  • @aconcernedindividual297
    @aconcernedindividual297 2 місяці тому +64

    1:38 that's. That's just marshmallows. He's just serving marshmallows.

    • @AntonioHernandez-hb2qi
      @AntonioHernandez-hb2qi 2 місяці тому +6

      Pensé que era hielo...

    • @Brownies98
      @Brownies98 2 місяці тому +11

      It's packing peanuts

    • @elisabetheastwood5163
      @elisabetheastwood5163 Місяць тому

      1. I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
      2. To the other two people who've replied to this, how do your guesses make less sense than marshmallows?

    • @Brownies98
      @Brownies98 Місяць тому +1

      @@elisabetheastwood5163 they're shaped funny?

    • @aconcernedindividual297
      @aconcernedindividual297 Місяць тому +2

      @@Brownies98 he would serve packing peanuts to be fair

  • @thebombingsoda
    @thebombingsoda 2 місяці тому +286

    3:26 underrated joke

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 2 місяці тому +9

      I forgot about this one, and I love it so much

    • @Mienshaos
      @Mienshaos 2 місяці тому +21

      this whole compilation is full of underrated jokes

    • @thebombingsoda
      @thebombingsoda 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Mienshaos you could say that about most of the show

  • @gravital5213
    @gravital5213 2 місяці тому +68

    2:48 The casualness in his voice is what gets me

  • @BruceSepix
    @BruceSepix 2 місяці тому +57

    5:12 and what did you do. Raise the dead 😔

  • @B0az0n
    @B0az0n 2 місяці тому +120

    7:17 Why does his voice remind me of Bill's?

    • @jesterpiesvoca
      @jesterpiesvoca 2 місяці тому +76

      voiced by Alex Hirsch

    • @jacksongamer7150
      @jacksongamer7150 2 місяці тому +26

      I like to think bill possessed him and we don’t see the eyes because he’s wearing sunglasses

    • @yellowest_axolotl
      @yellowest_axolotl 2 місяці тому +20

      Alex Hirch voices Bill, Stan, Soos, and a few others I think

    • @demonmaster666
      @demonmaster666 2 місяці тому +14

      @@yellowest_axolotlthe gnomes and old man mcgucket for a couple more

    • @yellowest_axolotl
      @yellowest_axolotl 2 місяці тому +3

      @@demonmaster666 ty

  • @thatmexicanuzer
    @thatmexicanuzer 2 місяці тому +306

    I'm sorry but Big Henry is not only the best joke in Golf war, but the best joke overall in the series

    • @rowandunning6877
      @rowandunning6877 2 місяці тому +14

      It might just be one of the best jokes ever

    • @RandomAnimatonFan3
      @RandomAnimatonFan3 2 місяці тому +27

      Matt braly, (creator of amphibia), actually wrote that joke!!

    • @DJBurns-jq8mn
      @DJBurns-jq8mn 2 місяці тому +31

      My personal fav in that episode is the "litterally no way you can drown" joke.

    • @mattiejam
      @mattiejam 2 місяці тому +3

      Remember Big Henry!

    • @MinecraftDood02
      @MinecraftDood02 2 місяці тому +13

      “Pacifica’s rich Mabel, she’s cheating at life 🤷‍♂️”

  • @FloridaMan27819
    @FloridaMan27819 Місяць тому +11

    2:41 is downright diabolical😭

  • @lillyimaginator
    @lillyimaginator 2 місяці тому +31

    0:21 in my language dub it was “what’s that, a falafel stand?”

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 2 місяці тому +4

      oh my god thats 100% way funnier 😭😭

    • @lillyimaginator
      @lillyimaginator 2 місяці тому

      @@itsthejavavoid ua-cam.com/video/SwXFM_0wPms/v-deo.htmlsi=_aODgknb4iNvRnFn
      Here it is 😂

  • @Snyth2
    @Snyth2 2 місяці тому +38

    8:18 is definitely the one joke that made me laugh the most in the entire series

  • @SwiftlyZone
    @SwiftlyZone 2 місяці тому +50

    2:19 this show is so creative oh my god😭

  • @Wormwithaberet
    @Wormwithaberet 2 місяці тому +21

    0:44 “I CAN BUY AMD SELL YOU OLD MAN!!!”
    “Fair enough….”
    One of my faves!

  • @franciscosa1429
    @franciscosa1429 2 місяці тому +33

    5:47 WhoAh ChilDrEn FigHtIng i cAn SeLl ThIs😊😊😊😊😊

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 2 місяці тому +23

    The Love God episode may not be a fan favourite, but that 'I eat kids' bit is still one of the funniest things to come from Disney channel

  • @svxd7369
    @svxd7369 2 місяці тому +122

    My favorite ones are:
    0:36 "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!"
    0:54 "It's just like my life!... In a way."
    1:20 Dipper singing Disco Girl.
    1:35 Stan falling for the money.
    2:12 Dipper holding the black edges.
    2:22 "It still hurts but less."
    2:40 "I ate a man alive tonight."
    2:51 Stan using his old man powers to get into Cash Wheel.
    3:34 Mermando's failed escape plan.
    3:59 "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! TV, it knows what I want."
    4:16 "Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash. Wait what?"
    4:29 "NO DICE COWBOY!"
    4:51 Stan Vac.
    4:58 "This would be a lot more fun with batteries"
    5:05 Mabel disappointed in Dipper.
    5:34 "Just kidding, let's break in!"
    5:43 "Woah, children fighting. I could sell this."
    6:18 "Those people are called... Animators."
    6:53 I eat kids.
    7:33 "You're the worst"
    7:47 "Gah! Hot Belgian Waffles! Wait, I'm alone. I could swear for real. SON OF A...!"
    8:03 "It gave you rashes."
    8:50 "Money!"
    9:27 "How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole on your face."
    10:08 "Can it Soos!"

    • @randomnumber27
      @randomnumber27 2 місяці тому +5

      isn't this.. just the entire video?

    • @itsjustalicia123
      @itsjustalicia123 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@randomnumber27it's missing 10 of the clips, but almost, yeah

    • @Lu_The_Genderfluid_Therian
      @Lu_The_Genderfluid_Therian 22 дні тому +2

      For the ‘I eat kids’, one of the kids sounds suspiciously like Bill( 7:16 )…
      ALEX HIRSH
      Edit: for comparison here’s Bill ( 9:37 )

  • @Simon_Dunkaccino
    @Simon_Dunkaccino 2 місяці тому +18

    “and then the wolves came…” has permanently changed my brain chemistry

  • @McClappin1
    @McClappin1 2 місяці тому +17

    4:37 basically super metroid

  • @gatewoodanimations9753
    @gatewoodanimations9753 2 місяці тому +31

    I so badly want to show this to someone who has never seen the show

  • @AartTheEpic
    @AartTheEpic 2 місяці тому +18

    7:45 ".. You're the worst." *SLAMS*

  • @Jordansklar0698
    @Jordansklar0698 2 місяці тому +45

    8:37 is the goat

  • @Potterhead534
    @Potterhead534 23 дні тому +2

    The cast had to get creative for “I HEART KIDS” ballon

  • @greenorchidkid
    @greenorchidkid Місяць тому +3

    The comedy behind
    “Let her rip!”
    “Oh no, a letter rip!”
    “What the H??”
    Is so not talked about enough 😭

  • @johnchism3705
    @johnchism3705 2 місяці тому +27

    Beautiful. Carpet Diem is the funniest episode for me personally.

  • @darkfox1603
    @darkfox1603 2 місяці тому +9

    Saying that Preston getting his face fucked up by Bill is a joke is funny as hell to me

  • @I.D.K-Wut-T0-Put-Here
    @I.D.K-Wut-T0-Put-Here Місяць тому +5

    9:27 Joke? That's just an accurate representation of the bourgeoisie. Xd

  • @HalfEatenWaffle123
    @HalfEatenWaffle123 2 місяці тому +7

    when you’ve watched this show all the way through a hundred times and you still laugh at these jokes.

  • @Poiterito
    @Poiterito 2 місяці тому +9

    "Where are we? The 70's?" Is my favorite :D

  • @j.r.tomlin4265
    @j.r.tomlin4265 2 місяці тому +14

    1:00 "YES yes in your face Elizabeth its just like my life in a way." Not mentioned is Captiansaintrumpterfraple as Erathenablecokswanshlonterblockenhampterfumpenshire.

  • @-Its_OggorF_Draws-
    @-Its_OggorF_Draws- 2 місяці тому +9

    “I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN.”
    PEAK

  • @sashacollins5399
    @sashacollins5399 2 місяці тому +7

    It's criminal that this is missing "No.... *glances down* he is.... not there"

  • @motheroftheuniverse6140
    @motheroftheuniverse6140 2 місяці тому +10

    The fact that these are mostly Stan just proves he’s the funniest character ever

  • @The.RandomTube
    @The.RandomTube Місяць тому +5

    8:00 I like how he directly looks at the camera 😂😂

  • @MadForMinis
    @MadForMinis 2 місяці тому +56

    0:28 BILL CIPHER WINDOW

    • @stardewofpyrrhia4381
      @stardewofpyrrhia4381 2 місяці тому +15

      The fact that the Mystery Shack was built by Ford- He put those windows in himself 👀

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@stardewofpyrrhia4381the fact that Bill didn't meet Ford until four years after he moved to Gravity Falls- so either Bill's influence spreads deeper than we thought or Ford actually renovated his house for Billy boy

    • @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself
      @WhyDoiKeepDoingThisToMyself 2 місяці тому

      ​@@theflyingspaget Bill had been watching Ford for all his life so Bill might have had some influence of sorts(?)

  • @Randomthings2326
    @Randomthings2326 23 дні тому +1

    I'm glad you added the "disco girl!!" Scene.

  • @YTCat123
    @YTCat123 2 місяці тому +12

    My favorite jokes are “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” and “I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN”

    • @5up3r_n0v4
      @5up3r_n0v4 2 місяці тому +3

      I love "Children fighting! I can sell this!"

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 2 місяці тому +1

      "I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!!!"
      "..... fair 'nuff."

  • @GoodOlPastaCake
    @GoodOlPastaCake 17 днів тому +1

    The reason this show worked so well is it appeals to children and to adults. When you watch it as a kid, it’s just “haha cartoon funny” but as an adult you deep dive into the storyline and my god is it crazy

  • @zmaj12321
    @zmaj12321 2 місяці тому +4

    I HEART KIDS has to be one of the best sequence of jokes I've ever seen, there's a new joke every three seconds and each one is hilarious.

  • @noahplaysgames3748
    @noahplaysgames3748 Місяць тому +2

    time to use my old man powers...
    AHHHH, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!

  • @charity27
    @charity27 2 місяці тому +4

    Even though I’ve seen all these episodes over 50 times, these jokes still genuinely make me laugh out loud and I just think that shows how amazing this show is

  • @Hawaiian_airlines
    @Hawaiian_airlines Місяць тому +8

    7:16 Why does bro sound like bill cipher💀

    • @blurp1945
      @blurp1945 26 днів тому +2

      He is probably voiced by alex hirsch, but idk.

    • @witerunguard1737
      @witerunguard1737 19 днів тому

      It obviously is Alex he voices a lot of background characters

  • @icenovice
    @icenovice 2 місяці тому +5

    "I _EA_T KIDS" is so good, it single-handedly carries an entire episode about teen drama and relational misunderstandings - something that would normally suck and kinda still does here (relative to gravity falls' standards, of course), but "I _EA_T KIDS" and all of the mini-jokes packed in with it... it's a masterpiece of an episode segment/B plot

  • @itsmedepression0118
    @itsmedepression0118 2 місяці тому +5

    I rewatched this a few weeks ago, totally forgot about the I heart kids and had to pause it cause I was laughing so hard I thought I was gonna pass out

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 2 місяці тому +4

    "I eat kids" gets bonus pow because everytime I see it I also think: "No, I will not clown face you"

  • @TKTK-zx2xt
    @TKTK-zx2xt 23 дні тому +1

    My favorite from the wax museum episode has to be Groucho Marx “ I’ve heard about a cutting remark.. but this is ridiculous.. wait why is there nothing in my hand ?” ( because he always had a cigar & Disney wouldn’t allow that 😂😂)

  • @LaCabraAsada
    @LaCabraAsada 2 місяці тому +21

    3:35
    Nah, the solitary confinement kid was the funniest

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 2 місяці тому +3

      especially the end credits 😭😭

  • @Ookamikage13
    @Ookamikage13 Місяць тому +1

    The line “Where are we? The 70s?” Always cracks me up when they went back in time to the Oregon Trail era