Chekhov's soup: "If you say in the first chapter that there is duck soup in the cupboard, in the second or third chapter you absolutely must duck the soup."
Fifty five minutes in haven't reached the moment yet, but I still wouldn't say it's as bad as a onision book. Cause at least so far, there's no REALLY WEIRD stuff
the "Crashes: 1" subtitle popping up filled me with an indescribable emotion that was a combination of fear and joy, and "Crashes: 2" made me so excited i started clapping and laughing like a maniac
"I told you, I had a stupid accident with some broken glass" "Where's this broken glass? Show it to me" "And that's the end of my story. I didn't had broken glass to go along with it" LMAAAAAAAAAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly David Cage's writing singlehandedly convinces me that AI has been around for decades and not only is David Cage an AI but he also CREATED an AI to write this story. A story written by an AI that was itself programmed by an AI. Nothing less than the human experience being double filtered through two AIs can explain this mess
The degree to which the opening section of his game, and by extension, the demo, does _not at all_ prepare you for the insanity that follows is honestly staggering. Imagine a movie advertised as a noir detective thriller where halfway through, the detective and serial killer suddenly develop psychic superhero powers and start having Matrix fights. The weird conspiracy soup that follows is just the icing on the pot roast. None of this shit goes together in the slightest.
I remember hearing that the game was supposed to be way longer, or episodic or something. I wonder if all the 'Matrix shit" for lack of a better term was supposed to be more gradually introduced. This game really does feel like the first two or three episodes of a miniseries that abruptly cuts to the last episode with nothing in between.
@@rorybarber5076 If that's true then both this and Heavy Rain had crucial plotlines cut but not entirely, leaving the audience floundering to figure out how this POSSIBLY fits into the story we were given. Truly the Cage style.
1:05:03 is such an exeptionally stupid moment that people are too focused on Lucas doing his discount Neo and forget that a cop is just shooting at incoming traffic.
Im pretty well versed in Cageology, but I learned all that from the school of Super Best Friends and my own independent studies. I'm extremely excited to get some remedial lessons from Joe
He's one of the worlds best con artists. Its almost magic, how he manages to trick people into believing his poorly written, tone deaf and frankly stupid stories are somehow deep and meaningful. Cage games are like an optical illusion. They appear to be a lake, deep and luxurious and inviting you to dive in. However, the second you dive in, your head smacks the concrete and you discover it was no more than a puddle.
I might be too till a certain point. The thing about the chatbots called “A.I.” by marketing departments is that their “stories” are safe and boring, since they’re just a computer model using an aggregation of documents to predict what word a human would expect to come after another word. It’s like serving someone a lukewarm aggregation of palatable food ingredients selected for their inoffensive blandness. So, if it “works”, what’s called “A.I.” today can’t really produce anything as bonkers as this script when it goes totally off the rails, not unless it’s told by one way or another to just copy this (or a similarly awkward) story, as already written by an overexcited human.
Everytime I had heard about Fahrenheit, I always heard it was some older progenitor of Heavy Rain, being a murder mystery and a serial killer plot... I have never been so wrong
I was 14 when I first played this game. THE MOMENT was so fucking hype. I remember getting chills and thinking this game was a masterpiece. I had no idea that I was experiencing true unfiltered cringe. But now I’m very aware lol.
I remember when Pat and Woolie were arguing over when the game took a sharp nose dive, only to find out they were arguing over literal seconds apart. It was fucking fantastic. I experienced this first from ChipCheezum and General Ironicus but every new experience with another youtuber and a new audience losing their goddamn minds over it is such a thing of beauty. Truly what David Cage intended all along.
I think people who think Beyond is worse than this one are crazy In Beyond at least some things make sense and there is something to appreciate. Some scene is well done as the journey of a protagonist who has a very good actor behind too. You can say it has a terrible final section and some of the most offensive scenes ever made. But in Fahrenheit literally everything doesn’t make any sense, consistency isn’t a thing. Characters act in ways it doesn’t make any sense. There are so many waste of time scenes in a game which is supposed to be a mystery to something that is complete BS. On top of that there are scenes like the one in the mental illness facility that are just as offensive, there is a child kidnapped from an orphanage and so on. A game which does like everything wrong except the very beginning (which is “good” to us at first because we assume the mystery isn’t shit) can’t be put above beyond or heavy rain which had potential and are not comical per se all the time. Don’t get me wrong this game is still entertaining but for all the wrong reasons and if you’re not in a mood to joke about it you would still have one of the worst experiences possible.
@TheMasterUnity that’s accidental not a merit of the game, it’s also mostly because of the inferior graphics The game takes itself seriously and it’s quite possible you try as well and get mad or disappointed when it falls apart instead of laughing. It’s like having fun with Fallout 76 bugs, that’s not a merit.
Beyond is physically nauseating for me. The wobbly camera during the out of body experiences on top of the murky pallette really makes the entire thing unpleasant. I've seen beyond LPs the least because of that.
@@edwardsuou I dunno man, I can't see anybody making this game and taking it seriously. Also, the majority of the comedy comes from the absolute absurdity, not the graphics
I think Beyond is maybe worse in the sense that it's more of a slap in the face. You can excuse this being jank because it's an older game and there's a lot that doesn't seem to be taking itself totally seriously, like I don't think you're meant to be fighting giant fleas(?) and thinking "Hmm yes how interesting, what insightful commentary", same for the demon saying "Thanks Carla :)", plus a lot of it is just kind of boring in the same way a b-movie is boring. Filler bit where you play basketball, filler love angle you don't care about, pointless plot twist. Meanwhile Beyond puts a character that looks like a 12 year old girl in what almost looks like black skater gear and is like "No, she's a super epic CIA agent, take this seriously. >:(", and that's one of the least offensive parts of the game. The homeless section literally looks like someone roleplaying homelessness as a joke. Plus it being a continuation of Cage's "Let's put this female character into as many compromising vulnerable positions as possible" that he really kicked off in Heavy Rain. Fahrenheit is a bad, silly story in a bad game. Beyond is an atrocious, arguably disgusting and tasteless story, still in a bad game. I'd much rather watch a movie I think is dumb and boring than one that actually makes my skin crawl because the director comes off like a massive creep. And the gameplay of both is so bad to be negligible to the overall experience.
Now I really want to make a game whose loop is the player overcoming a title screen that constantly crashes, and as soon as the game starts, the credits roll. On launch, there will be trailers showcasing amazing gameplay, gameplay that no one will ever be able to play.
I have a special kind of distaste for this game. For multiple years, I was stuck on the simon says segment in his apartment, specifically when you have to mash left and right. See, thing is, it's possible to mash _too fast for the game to register,_ at least on the machine I'd been playing it on. I had never encountered that in a video game before. So I was forced to give up on it, until I learned about that, and came back, and proceeded to beat the game in one sitting out of spite. It still ignites something in me when I see that scene
Before watching the heavy rain video, here's my guesses for the 3 awful things in heavy rain: (Spoilers if you care I guess) Scott killing that guy while you're controlling him in a split-second cutaway The weird way Madison is treated (ie constantly sexualized) Maybe that Norman has, as far as I know, 0 explanation for his future tech and super drugs. EDIT: Okay, so I was basically on for Madison and Scott, as in, she's sexualized in a dumb way and Scott being the killer makes no sense to the point they do dumb shit like split-second cutaway kills and his thoughts don't match. For Ethan I always thought of it that he's blacking out from the stress and in that mad fervor he's making origami because he's obsessing over the origami killer. Like a nervous tic or that he's even making it just to see if he makes the same kind of origami as the killer. Like copying someone's motions in a conversation to 'connect' better, but he's doing it with the origami. Definitely could do with more explanation though. I really thought Joe would care more about Norman being an implicit time-traveler. But then again that's an anime trope so maybe he doesn't mind that.
From what I remember, the whole thing with Ethan's blackouts was because of a plotline that was dropped late in development. He was apparently supposed to have a supernatural connection with the killer and that's why he was having blackouts.
@@Adoochi Yes, Ethan's blackouts and strange fever dreams and all that were supposed to be for a supernatural plotline that got cut. But they didn't cut out those initial scenes. So we have "Ethan might be the serial killer" as a plotline when he was in a coma in the hospital during the initial new killings lmfao.
I can't tell if the furnature dodging boss figbt music is in the game or a joke, it sounds way to serious to be real but doing all that with no music would be so akward
There is music in the scene normally, but it's pretty generic and the audio does sound particularly cheap in that scene. The song edited in is "The Only Thing They Fear Is You" from Doom Eternal, which is why it sounds way too serious for this game.
Indigo Prophecy was enough to let me know I wouldn’t like any of the other games. These are not games. They’re a mix of Where’s Waldo and digital audio books. Which I’m not saying is a bad thing. Obviously they have their audience. These types of games have never been my type of games. If I wanted a novel, I would just read a novel. When I want to play a game, I don’t load Amazon Video and watch a movie. That’s just me. I can’t speak for everybody else.
Anyone else find it really offputting how this game makes a point to mention that the player character is a literal corpse and then gives it a sex scene?
was lookingup the voice cast for this ame since i recgnised some voices while watching, like 4 of the 6 VO cast in this game played major characters in micellaneous Dragon Ball dub, kinda amazing hw much crossover between this and that. lucas/tylers voice actor is goku, makes perfect sense tbh.
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
every time joe said still not the momment i physically convulsed
Chekhov's soup: "If you say in the first chapter that there is duck soup in the cupboard, in the second or third chapter you absolutely must duck the soup."
The item dodging was the most insane video game sequence ive ever seen
1:04:35 nevermind
1:17:47 it keeps getting worse
Nothing could have prepared me for this 1:31:45
1:35:55 this is a masterpiece
1:38:46 no fucking way
It starts a murder mystery and gradually evolves into an Onision book
I'm at minute 15 it can't possibly be that bad
@@thebeybladethatwasusedtopa8846 it was that bad
Fifty five minutes in haven't reached the moment yet, but I still wouldn't say it's as bad as a onision book. Cause at least so far, there's no REALLY WEIRD stuff
Am I supposed to expect pedophilia?
@@thebeybladethatwasusedtopa8846 Out of curiosity, did you watch through to the end and did you agree that it was; in fact, that bad?
After 10 minutes, I was convinced the entire video was going to be the game crashing before this guy even had a chance to play
And then you get hit like a truck with 12:15. God bless this man, I laughed so hard.
The guy, please tell me you know who joe is and you haven't just found these highlights
@@thomascarroll9373 I didn't know who he is and just found highlights. It's goldmine.
@@thomascarroll9373 I have. Sorry.
There’s something deeply funny about seeing GET READY! and GREAT! pop up in the middle of a dramatic scene
the "Crashes: 1" subtitle popping up filled me with an indescribable emotion that was a combination of fear and joy, and "Crashes: 2" made me so excited i started clapping and laughing like a maniac
Popping bubbles
"I told you, I had a stupid accident with some broken glass"
"Where's this broken glass? Show it to me"
"And that's the end of my story. I didn't had broken glass to go along with it"
LMAAAAAAAAAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Honestly David Cage's writing singlehandedly convinces me that AI has been around for decades and not only is David Cage an AI but he also CREATED an AI to write this story.
A story written by an AI that was itself programmed by an AI. Nothing less than the human experience being double filtered through two AIs can explain this mess
God that scene where he’s just dodging literally every single item in the apartment may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
The degree to which the opening section of his game, and by extension, the demo, does _not at all_ prepare you for the insanity that follows is honestly staggering. Imagine a movie advertised as a noir detective thriller where halfway through, the detective and serial killer suddenly develop psychic superhero powers and start having Matrix fights. The weird conspiracy soup that follows is just the icing on the pot roast. None of this shit goes together in the slightest.
I remember hearing that the game was supposed to be way longer, or episodic or something. I wonder if all the 'Matrix shit" for lack of a better term was supposed to be more gradually introduced. This game really does feel like the first two or three episodes of a miniseries that abruptly cuts to the last episode with nothing in between.
@@rorybarber5076
If that's true then both this and Heavy Rain had crucial plotlines cut but not entirely, leaving the audience floundering to figure out how this POSSIBLY fits into the story we were given. Truly the Cage style.
1:31:36 for THE MOMENT
Something that really bothers me is that the game is called Fahrenheit but it gives you the temperature in celcius the whole time
OK now THAT'S just unacceptable
1:05:03 is such an exeptionally stupid moment that people are too focused on Lucas doing his discount Neo and forget that a cop is just shooting at incoming traffic.
I'd consider it a plot hole if a cop didn't shoot into traffic
Cage unironically peaked here. This game is consistently hilarious
Just wanted to say that those additional things like DOOM music are amazing, simple things that elevate video to much higher level of fun
Totally forgot Doom was a thing i thought the music was from the game all along. Like the megalovania of this game or something
@@petertodorov5592 "Have I heard of Fahrenheit? Yeah, I play that game for the music"
Im pretty well versed in Cageology, but I learned all that from the school of Super Best Friends and my own independent studies. I'm extremely excited to get some remedial lessons from Joe
The fact that David "The Hack" Cage managed to make so many games is WILD to me.
He's one of the worlds best con artists. Its almost magic, how he manages to trick people into believing his poorly written, tone deaf and frankly stupid stories are somehow deep and meaningful. Cage games are like an optical illusion. They appear to be a lake, deep and luxurious and inviting you to dive in. However, the second you dive in, your head smacks the concrete and you discover it was no more than a puddle.
Uwe Boll was allowed to make films so... I guess they're good at convincing people 😅
i think being a hack is/was a lot more passable in the game industry
i think he mostly uses sexual harassment and bad management to get his bad games made
At least they're fun bad. Unlike these copy and paste games you see nowadays. Bad games are always better than mediocre games.
Watching a dramatic psychological film while playing with two Simon says toys. The perfect experience.
If this game came out today I'd be convinced they let an AI write the story.
I might be too till a certain point. The thing about the chatbots called “A.I.” by marketing departments is that their “stories” are safe and boring, since they’re just a computer model using an aggregation of documents to predict what word a human would expect to come after another word. It’s like serving someone a lukewarm aggregation of palatable food ingredients selected for their inoffensive blandness. So, if it “works”, what’s called “A.I.” today can’t really produce anything as bonkers as this script when it goes totally off the rails, not unless it’s told by one way or another to just copy this (or a similarly awkward) story, as already written by an overexcited human.
Everytime I had heard about Fahrenheit, I always heard it was some older progenitor of Heavy Rain, being a murder mystery and a serial killer plot... I have never been so wrong
CAGE HAD THE DEVS PUT TOGETHER A DANCE SCENE WHERE HE DANCES WITH CARLA IN HER UNDERWEAR??!!?! this is peak cagemas
"Still not the moment" will haunt my nightmares from now on
The beginning of this video had a better hook than any if David Cage's games
This game is like if The Matrix was directed by Neil Breen
That is very accurate lol
Hey, that's an insult. To Neil Breen.
I was 14 when I first played this game. THE MOMENT was so fucking hype. I remember getting chills and thinking this game was a masterpiece.
I had no idea that I was experiencing true unfiltered cringe. But now I’m very aware lol.
every david cage game appeals exclusively to 14 year olds
i'm so genuinely impressed how he managed to get all of those qtes while laughing his ass off
edit: and then we all got rickrolled
Chat thinking the furniture flying at you was the shark jump 😂🤣
You sweet summer children.
I remember when Pat and Woolie were arguing over when the game took a sharp nose dive, only to find out they were arguing over literal seconds apart. It was fucking fantastic.
I experienced this first from ChipCheezum and General Ironicus but every new experience with another youtuber and a new audience losing their goddamn minds over it is such a thing of beauty. Truly what David Cage intended all along.
I can't believe Joe didn't suffer through Omikron...
There are only 3 organisms that sucessfully suffered though Omikron, and it cost them everything...
Omikron is peak cringekino
@@totallynotmazgamer2149
They promised us nothing, and gave us their souls.
@@goldcreeper7376There is nothing kino about Omikron. That implies some level of charm or heartfelt genuineness which David Cage fundamentally lacks.
omikron has broken giants, what hope could he have against it?
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD OF CAGEMAS THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
1:06:35 my jaw legit dropped when he said this, this is one of my favorite joe streams tysm for this walrus
20:30 I can't freaking breathe🤣
EVERY TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOMENT IT WASNT ASFASDFASDFSADFASDFSD
I can hear it, a purple skeleton screeching "THE DAVID CAGING STARTS.."
That scene in the apartment looked like something out of G-Mod/Source Film Maker...
39:35 the chat message “turn this shit off” LMAOO
you are doing gods work, thank you
"Does anyone have a jar that big?"
I am D Y I N G
Ah yes.... Heavy Snow.
Thanks Kate
the car QTE looks like something straight out of a GMod animation lol
1:25:22 for a moment he went full Canadian there
Nice! I was hoping someone would abridge these and you did not disappoint! Keep it up please!
I started paying attention towards, like *actively* trying to see what it was about, and it made me sigh and cringe like no other game, 10/10
I love your editing! Its so nicely paced i am about to binge all your videos theyre so good
As bad as this game is its waaaaay more entertaining than Heavy Rain or Beyond and even Detroit to a certain point.
I think people who think Beyond is worse than this one are crazy
In Beyond at least some things make sense and there is something to appreciate. Some scene is well done as the journey of a protagonist who has a very good actor behind too. You can say it has a terrible final section and some of the most offensive scenes ever made. But in Fahrenheit literally everything doesn’t make any sense, consistency isn’t a thing. Characters act in ways it doesn’t make any sense. There are so many waste of time scenes in a game which is supposed to be a mystery to something that is complete BS. On top of that there are scenes like the one in the mental illness facility that are just as offensive, there is a child kidnapped from an orphanage and so on.
A game which does like everything wrong except the very beginning (which is “good” to us at first because we assume the mystery isn’t shit) can’t be put above beyond or heavy rain which had potential and are not comical per se all the time.
Don’t get me wrong this game is still entertaining but for all the wrong reasons and if you’re not in a mood to joke about it you would still have one of the worst experiences possible.
I think Beyond is worse because it's just so boring. Farenheit is complete comedy the whole way through
@TheMasterUnity that’s accidental not a merit of the game, it’s also mostly because of the inferior graphics
The game takes itself seriously and it’s quite possible you try as well and get mad or disappointed when it falls apart instead of laughing. It’s like having fun with Fallout 76 bugs, that’s not a merit.
Beyond is physically nauseating for me. The wobbly camera during the out of body experiences on top of the murky pallette really makes the entire thing unpleasant. I've seen beyond LPs the least because of that.
@@edwardsuou I dunno man, I can't see anybody making this game and taking it seriously. Also, the majority of the comedy comes from the absolute absurdity, not the graphics
I think Beyond is maybe worse in the sense that it's more of a slap in the face. You can excuse this being jank because it's an older game and there's a lot that doesn't seem to be taking itself totally seriously, like I don't think you're meant to be fighting giant fleas(?) and thinking "Hmm yes how interesting, what insightful commentary", same for the demon saying "Thanks Carla :)", plus a lot of it is just kind of boring in the same way a b-movie is boring. Filler bit where you play basketball, filler love angle you don't care about, pointless plot twist.
Meanwhile Beyond puts a character that looks like a 12 year old girl in what almost looks like black skater gear and is like "No, she's a super epic CIA agent, take this seriously. >:(", and that's one of the least offensive parts of the game. The homeless section literally looks like someone roleplaying homelessness as a joke. Plus it being a continuation of Cage's "Let's put this female character into as many compromising vulnerable positions as possible" that he really kicked off in Heavy Rain.
Fahrenheit is a bad, silly story in a bad game. Beyond is an atrocious, arguably disgusting and tasteless story, still in a bad game.
I'd much rather watch a movie I think is dumb and boring than one that actually makes my skin crawl because the director comes off like a massive creep. And the gameplay of both is so bad to be negligible to the overall experience.
"I mean let's not hate on the guy i'm sure it he got better"
Well he didn't and hating is entirely why i'm here!
Seriously, what was Lukas Kanes work before the story happens? Professional white guy???
how does he afford a ginormous apartment in NY or whatever
The liminal horror of being written by a pretentious frenchman
That doom music was perfect. Well done.
"I liked the part where they played Doom soundtrack for a looooooooooong time."
(Unironically, still funny though)
this game is like a child playing with his action figures.
Now I really want to make a game whose loop is the player overcoming a title screen that constantly crashes, and as soon as the game starts, the credits roll. On launch, there will be trailers showcasing amazing gameplay, gameplay that no one will ever be able to play.
joe insists hes not a weeb but he has a 2b background
He's in denial, which is infinitely funnier.
"David Cage is a golden god" - Jesse Cox
"Emoootiens" - David Cage
I have a special kind of distaste for this game. For multiple years, I was stuck on the simon says segment in his apartment, specifically when you have to mash left and right. See, thing is, it's possible to mash _too fast for the game to register,_ at least on the machine I'd been playing it on. I had never encountered that in a video game before. So I was forced to give up on it, until I learned about that, and came back, and proceeded to beat the game in one sitting out of spite. It still ignites something in me when I see that scene
1:43:17 captain spooner briggs-ass smile
I fell asleep watching this and now I have to sit through it again..
1:04:21
1:01:17 " snailorslug: this is peak gaming in the clinton years " But this was during the Bush years wtf. Maybe GITCY was right all along😭
Final fantasy voice acting or riot
Every time I wonder at the dorks in chat trying frantically to troubleshoot crashes, never realizing this is the peak
Before watching the heavy rain video, here's my guesses for the 3 awful things in heavy rain: (Spoilers if you care I guess)
Scott killing that guy while you're controlling him in a split-second cutaway
The weird way Madison is treated (ie constantly sexualized)
Maybe that Norman has, as far as I know, 0 explanation for his future tech and super drugs.
EDIT: Okay, so I was basically on for Madison and Scott, as in, she's sexualized in a dumb way and Scott being the killer makes no sense to the point they do dumb shit like split-second cutaway kills and his thoughts don't match.
For Ethan I always thought of it that he's blacking out from the stress and in that mad fervor he's making origami because he's obsessing over the origami killer. Like a nervous tic or that he's even making it just to see if he makes the same kind of origami as the killer. Like copying someone's motions in a conversation to 'connect' better, but he's doing it with the origami. Definitely could do with more explanation though. I really thought Joe would care more about Norman being an implicit time-traveler. But then again that's an anime trope so maybe he doesn't mind that.
From what I remember, the whole thing with Ethan's blackouts was because of a plotline that was dropped late in development. He was apparently supposed to have a supernatural connection with the killer and that's why he was having blackouts.
@@Adoochi
Yes, Ethan's blackouts and strange fever dreams and all that were supposed to be for a supernatural plotline that got cut. But they didn't cut out those initial scenes. So we have "Ethan might be the serial killer" as a plotline when he was in a coma in the hospital during the initial new killings lmfao.
How is it possible that these QTEs were so goddamn long
It's a little messed up to make fun of David Cage for something he wrote when he was 13.
Don't play Omikron: The nomad soul. It's not actually a soul trap, but it really sucks to play.
It has some of David Cage's most powerful cringe, but you also have to suffer through his worst gameplay to get to it.
‘ITS STILL GOING, I HAVE VIDEOS SHORTER THAN THIS’ is so funny.
This game is better than Detroit simply by reaching camp comedy, oh my god
6:37
Fucking gold delivery
David Cage should write a Cage-like, but the all the QTEs are rhythm games.
Assault th- assault th- assault the
Co-wor-kers
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I can’t believe Tyler yawned so hard he left town 😂 Jesus h Christ
I legitimately did not mean to type ‘Markus’ but the video restarted and I was looking at the Detroit poster I’m so sorry hhhhg
I just want this game to feature Nick Cage.
i don't believe in "so bad it's good" but that fucking apartment scene is definitely some kind of deranged ironic masterpiece
Mr Joesph Anderson... we missed you.
I can't tell if the furnature dodging boss figbt music is in the game or a joke, it sounds way to serious to be real but doing all that with no music would be so akward
I don’t think that specific song was part of the game because there was no sound from the furniture or anything, just “Joe”.
Though I’m not certain
Or maybe there was different music
There is music in the scene normally, but it's pretty generic and the audio does sound particularly cheap in that scene.
The song edited in is "The Only Thing They Fear Is You" from Doom Eternal, which is why it sounds way too serious for this game.
Indigo Prophecy was enough to let me know I wouldn’t like any of the other games. These are not games. They’re a mix of Where’s Waldo and digital audio books.
Which I’m not saying is a bad thing. Obviously they have their audience. These types of games have never been my type of games. If I wanted a novel, I would just read a novel. When I want to play a game, I don’t load Amazon Video and watch a movie.
That’s just me. I can’t speak for everybody else.
the moment
Despite all my rage
Joe should play Omikron to truly experience ze bad game
I really thought that "The Moment" he was talking about is "The Moment of Silence".
I am glad that I only played the game until the superpowers twist.
Anyone else find it really offputting how this game makes a point to mention that the player character is a literal corpse and then gives it a sex scene?
im going fucking mad
It's that time of the year again
Is Cagemas the one time a year that Nicholas Cage brings toys to good boys and girls, and mass slaughters the bad ones?
was lookingup the voice cast for this ame since i recgnised some voices while watching, like 4 of the 6 VO cast in this game played major characters in micellaneous Dragon Ball dub, kinda amazing hw much crossover between this and that.
lucas/tylers voice actor is goku, makes perfect sense tbh.
1:10:46 Hey everyone welcome to Outlast.
What kind of videos do you have that are "shorter than this"?
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO NOTICE THAT THE MUSIC IS FROM DOOM OH MY GOD
The Mick Gordons" the only thing they fear is you" edit got me hard, holy shit 15 year old me hated that scene.
wait WHAT??!?!? how was 1:06:56 NOT THE MOMENT?!?
Lol I remember loving this game as a teen and finishing it multiple times. haha
46:09 😂
52:25
56:18 what? 😆😆😆
for me "The Moment" was when he discovered his Jet Li / "The One" movements and used it on the cops
I just realized something, this is just a Bollywood movie
“All the David cage games in order ”,
-sees this is the first game he plays
-sees it isn't Omikron: the nomad soul
the collection is incomplete……
1:04:35 that's some bollywood shit
Celsius: Purple Guesswork
1:03:17 welcome... to DOOM 3!
You're awesome
LOWRY
Does joe have a burner shower he pees in?
It’s so stupid that i know what games these are from