Shit Mechanics Say

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  • @GTChucker86
    @GTChucker86 7 років тому +4802

    Imagine driving up in a RX-7 and the mechanic checks it over and said that your "Pistons need replacing"

    • @cookowa3256
      @cookowa3256 7 років тому +332

      lol, I'd be like " you know what... I'll just handle it myself..." and drive off.

    • @joshyoshi3780
      @joshyoshi3780 7 років тому +189

      Thomas John Solidum I'd personally ask for top grade imported blinker fluid from Tibetian children.

    • @Rentta
      @Rentta 7 років тому +33

      Well wankel engines do have pistons so you aren't as smart as you believe to be. So haha to you moron :D

    • @shadowthehedgehog4737
      @shadowthehedgehog4737 7 років тому +155

      Imagine driving up in an old VW Beetle and the mechanic checks it over and says that your radiator hoses need to be replaced.

    • @GTChucker86
      @GTChucker86 7 років тому +179

      Rentta Those "Pistons" are called rotors. Completely different designs, same purpose but completely different technically and literally. You're the moron here

  • @ludvigthebirb7131
    @ludvigthebirb7131 7 років тому +3448

    Pro mechanic: starts kicking the tires "yup those are tires"

    • @grzk
      @grzk 6 років тому +74

      Your an idiot
      That's the alternator

    • @kezzaa0049
      @kezzaa0049 6 років тому +12

      *tyres

    • @brianmorales5591
      @brianmorales5591 5 років тому

      Dodge Charger SRT-8 that’s a Woody meme with just his eyes and mouth

    • @jacobsweat1520
      @jacobsweat1520 5 років тому +2

      everyone who owns a horse trailer. *looks at tires* "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! call the tire shop"

    • @rainierfrog
      @rainierfrog 4 роки тому

      *throws a rock through the windscreen* ahh that was gonna smash anyway

  • @adityaks345
    @adityaks345 6 років тому +1997

    "it's from Japan, it's from Japan"
    "What?"
    "Japan"
    " *Don't be racist* "

  • @MrClassicDoctorWho
    @MrClassicDoctorWho 6 років тому +1530

    You forgot the “legally I can’t let you leave before the repairs get done”

    • @xtxtremeal8391
      @xtxtremeal8391 4 роки тому +7

      Can they actually do that though ?

    • @roarbahamut9866
      @roarbahamut9866 4 роки тому +46

      @@xtxtremeal8391 In Germany you can demand that they stop everything and put everything back. As long as the car is street legal they CAN NOT keep your car against your will. They can however send you the bill for the hours they put in and everything that they might have already repaired.

    • @michaelsedgley3236
      @michaelsedgley3236 4 роки тому +35

      When I was 17 a mechanic told me this.... 1 bolt on my wheel had snapped leaving 3 perfectly fine(still legal to drive) he then charged me £179 to get the bolt out. Took him 33 minutes. He fucked me sexy little arse that day. Metaphorically.

    • @michaelsedgley3236
      @michaelsedgley3236 4 роки тому +14

      @LUCAS KELLY I know now bro, I was 17.

    • @keithalexander6154
      @keithalexander6154 4 роки тому +22

      Kwik-Fit telling you they'd lose their ISO 9000 certificate if they didn't replace all four brake discs when only one is worn.

  • @tSp289
    @tSp289 6 років тому +674

    I'm 99% sure this is footage of my mum's mechanic.

    • @juliogonzo2718
      @juliogonzo2718 5 років тому +19

      Ya some try to take advantage of women. My ma had a car from a crooked dealer. She called me one day telling me they told her "It's on the hoist and we found it needs a fuel injection cleaning" also her front brakes were "critical" and needed replacement for $600. I put pads and rotors on it 6 months later for $250 buying good parts

    • @nunchuckfilms
      @nunchuckfilms 5 років тому +11

      In Australia we have these Mobile mechanics. They come around and "service" your car and then tell you what is broken, and then tell you how cheap they can fix it, usually for about 150% more than a non-mobile mechanic.
      Also, my father-in-law has used them for years ( even though I am a mechanic and would do the work for near free) and they never mentioned the leaking diff and never topped it up, soooooo, new diff required. 1000 bucks to fix for a $1500.00 car all because shit mechanic.

  • @theliamonator
    @theliamonator 7 років тому +2300

    actual footage of my last mechanic

    • @nexusantonov001
      @nexusantonov001 7 років тому +7

      Liam Horobin same😂😂😂

    • @awokenarsenal3590
      @awokenarsenal3590 7 років тому +9

      Albert S. He probably doesn't know how

    • @theliamonator
      @theliamonator 7 років тому +4

      Oh I know how to but when it's something deep, or requires a computer then...

    • @MichaelBartonMTS
      @MichaelBartonMTS 7 років тому +6

      You can do it with the jack in your car and a 40$ tool kit from harbor freait. just make sure you watch enopgh videos before attempting it. ChrisFix has some great videos on it, and everything els lol

    • @bairdandrew77
      @bairdandrew77 7 років тому +1

      Liam Horobin actual footage of my last job... There's a reason I left

  • @shootingsports100
    @shootingsports100 7 років тому +1811

    The blinker fluid is the wrong color! 😂

    • @faizanwahidi
      @faizanwahidi 7 років тому +22

      survivalminded both blinker fluid and bearing muffler are chrisfix reference lmao😂😂

    • @2450logan
      @2450logan 7 років тому +9

      Red Beard ugh its probably been around 20yrs before he was even born lol

    • @KiwiPowerNZ
      @KiwiPowerNZ 7 років тому +1

      I would either a) Wait until I had all the equipment needed to safely do the job (this might mean taking the car to a friends house who has the gear) or b) do some digging online for a workshop that you can trust to carry out the work. No matter if you do the work or a workshop does the work, check it all and test it on some bumps at low speed. If a spring isn't seated right and pops out it's best you cause it to happen at low speed and get it sorted. You want to be DAMN sure without any doubt those springs are installed properly because if you hit a pothole at high speed and one or more springs comes loose, the car might do something unpredictable and your life might be changed forever.

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 7 років тому

      isnt blinker fluid an Achievement Hunter reference?

    • @OKMX5
      @OKMX5 7 років тому +2

      If you have transparent blinkers you need orange fluid, if you have orange blinkers you need transparent fluid, basic stuff.

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 5 років тому +684

    "If you're gonna replace that you have to do the pair, if you do the pair you're gonna have to do all four"
    If I had a penny for every time someone told me this.

    • @Obi-WanKannabis
      @Obi-WanKannabis 5 років тому +14

      He also said he charged for the tyre rotation of the old tyres

    • @senseisoup2655
      @senseisoup2655 5 років тому +1

      Idk much about cars, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works cheif!

    • @RealChillbillies
      @RealChillbillies 4 роки тому +8

      If anyone tells you that you have to do all 4 if you're doing 2, take your car someone else. They need to be replaced in pairs, not all at the same time

    • @RealChillbillies
      @RealChillbillies 4 роки тому +5

      @LUCAS KELLY talking about brakes fam

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 4 роки тому

      Happened to me today...only 1 tire was flat. $908 but it was the only place in town,although I do have awd so that may be why.

  • @mrbetabombs2017
    @mrbetabombs2017 6 років тому +640

    "I'll probably have to charge you for damages in my jack" I died 😆😆😆

    • @senseisoup2655
      @senseisoup2655 5 років тому +7

      "Dont come near my aura or I'll have to bust ur nut!"
      Lol

  • @Tiagotaf
    @Tiagotaf 7 років тому +2904

    Rear differential ? I'm pretty sure this is front wheel drive! hahahahaha

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 7 років тому +14

      Tiago Feitosa Front wheel drive?

    • @o.walker1370
      @o.walker1370 7 років тому +8

      Yup

    • @losojosdehotspanish2162
      @losojosdehotspanish2162 7 років тому +30

      My Channel Lacks Originality the power goes to the front 2 wheels instead of the rear ones, and the engine is mounted sideways to allow for this.

    • @c20xe65
      @c20xe65 7 років тому +4

      Some of this suzukis have 4x4 version

    • @karuival
      @karuival 7 років тому +9

      I read this comment the exact second he said rear differential

  • @iWakhloo
    @iWakhloo 7 років тому +1365

    lmaoooo swapped the camshaft and crankshaft around! 7 quarts of blinker fluid😂😂😂😂

    • @joshualingerfelt77
      @joshualingerfelt77 7 років тому +53

      He clearly is confused about the 7 quart blinker fluid refill. Only BMWs need 7 quarts per week. Other cars will do just fine on 2 or 3.

    • @gavincrowley562
      @gavincrowley562 7 років тому +63

      Joshua Lingerfelt Bmws don't have blinkers.

    • @Nikolai18A
      @Nikolai18A 7 років тому +41

      Yeah, Josh, what are you playing at? Beemers don't have indicators; they use a middle finger solo for right turns, and the finger with an extended thumb for lefts. This is common knowledge.

    • @19_kiagusrayyadavino97
      @19_kiagusrayyadavino97 7 років тому +1

      Joshua Lingerfelt well alex own an E36 M3 so....

    • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
      @Che1seabluesdrogba11 7 років тому +1

      NikolaiVolkov *bimmers

  • @andreifratian3977
    @andreifratian3977 7 років тому +745

    That dislike is from a mechanic who realized he can't pull the ol "crankshaft was switched with the cam" trick anymore lmao

    • @WARDOGGY
      @WARDOGGY 7 років тому +41

      I love how people seems to love accusing all mechanics of shady stuff and "haha that's why I do it myself" but guess where they go knocking when they fuck up after trying to DIY with youtube tutorials 😂😂

    • @paddytotherescue7364
      @paddytotherescue7364 7 років тому +2

      Paralyzed Wardog ain't that the truth lol

    • @ryangross5366
      @ryangross5366 7 років тому +7

      lol no, i used youtube tutorials to do a automatic to manual transmission swap, along with forums. not once did i take it to a shop. if youre not dumb you can work on your own car at home, unless its made after about 2006 then nah i dont buy new cars anyways

    • @rinsteffon4193
      @rinsteffon4193 7 років тому +4

      as an aspiring mechanic this is actually pretty funny haha

    • @paddytotherescue7364
      @paddytotherescue7364 7 років тому +4

      Ryan Gross I agree, you can get a lot of your own stuff done if you're not a complete fucktard, but believe me, there are plenty out there. Only last month I had to look at someones car who had done their own brakes to sort an mot failure, they had actually managed to fit the pads back to front! As in the metal backing was facing the disc! And still drove to the retest without realising.
      I always thought things like that were a myth lol, but no, people can be that stupid, ha ha ha!

  • @TheAdatto
    @TheAdatto 5 років тому +193

    They replaced my tesla muffler and turbo. I agree it was getting noisy

    • @zahidhasan9040
      @zahidhasan9040 3 роки тому +1

      Also change engine oil and filter every 6000 miles

  • @sachinnair1613
    @sachinnair1613 7 років тому +104

    "I'll be done in anywhere from 5 to 2 hours" I'm dying lmaooo

  • @achintyabhavaraju
    @achintyabhavaraju 7 років тому +2965

    "BLINKER FLUID" WTF LMAO.

    • @Mr.timecapsules
      @Mr.timecapsules 7 років тому +118

      achintya bhavaraju Chrisfix reference

    • @nisemonoyarou
      @nisemonoyarou 7 років тому +32

      not really, its just a hoax, like Mufflerstones for the subaru rumble, from outside adjustable Indoor mirrors, and last but not least the Siemens Airhook. There is so much out there

    • @vizmuvesjanos1045
      @vizmuvesjanos1045 7 років тому +14

      Blinker fluid is just on old cars (like carburator), that's why you can't hear about this today. xD

    • @TomBot98
      @TomBot98 7 років тому +29

      Eight Six Muffler Bearing is also a ChrisFix reference xD

    • @ahapainenpaavo6010
      @ahapainenpaavo6010 7 років тому +13

      Eight Six And Thomas Koemm It's not Chrisfix reference if Chris didn't invent it.

  • @presidentkimi975
    @presidentkimi975 7 років тому +189

    "that doesn't look to bad , probably needs replacing tho" ... i love you Car Throttle!

    • @alexkersten1964
      @alexkersten1964 7 років тому +5

      ;)

    • @srancient824
      @srancient824 6 років тому

      Alex Kersten wtf, i didnt know you had a second channel, subscribed instantly because ya know #savephil

  • @inkno701
    @inkno701 7 років тому +111

    "Gonna have to change that, you wanna do the pair. If you wanna do the pair, you're gonna have to do all four."
    LMAO

    • @robertbernard7844
      @robertbernard7844 7 років тому +2

      Vegaspsycho Pretty much a must-say for all mechanics nowadays.

  • @compostboomtron9001
    @compostboomtron9001 6 років тому +292

    "it's from Japan."
    "don't be racist."

    • @mateom2108
      @mateom2108 5 років тому +7

      Every 9 year old ever

    • @nuutine
      @nuutine 4 роки тому +2

      @@mateom2108 literally.

  • @soulhunter237
    @soulhunter237 6 років тому +140

    A mechanic once told my stepmom her new impala was running rough due to the air freshener hanging from the rear viewer mirror. We no longer go to them.

    • @dnzgarage
      @dnzgarage 5 років тому +1

      Of course

    • @incredulousd9408
      @incredulousd9408 4 роки тому +6

      Was it black ice or pine fresh?

    • @LilScrewmatic
      @LilScrewmatic 4 роки тому +1

      Was the mirror in the engine bay?

    • @Ocastia
      @Ocastia 4 роки тому +3

      Well as an actual mechanic I can tell you that it was running rough because it's a Chevrolet.
      :P I'm joking of course, not all Chevrolet's are bad.

    • @papadinker3951
      @papadinker3951 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ocastia as a former Chevy tech I can’t say that your entirely wrong 😂

  • @LYx461
    @LYx461 7 років тому +487

    Alternator, alternator fluid, turbo

  • @shaheer9042
    @shaheer9042 7 років тому +1838

    Classic Car Throttle video

    • @thunderedt
      @thunderedt 7 років тому +12

      Car Octane It's been a long time

    • @justintrinh8766
      @justintrinh8766 7 років тому +3

      yea who cares about the environment anyway - we have infinite realities, just ask my grandpa Rick!

    • @mixmasterfestus8096
      @mixmasterfestus8096 7 років тому +5

      the one from c-137?

    • @CertifiedShoeChewer
      @CertifiedShoeChewer 7 років тому +2

      Morty Smith has rick found his Szechuan sauce yet?

    • @thegoldensubway4182
      @thegoldensubway4182 7 років тому

      Mr chef yea during h3h3 podcast

  • @Dazedviper1
    @Dazedviper1 7 років тому +1817

    Those one handed push ups!

    • @JMNTN
      @JMNTN 7 років тому +32

      dapz325 one hand pushups are easier than you think

    • @troscopea8069
      @troscopea8069 7 років тому +139

      [TECHNOLOGIC] bitch I can hardly do two handed push ups

    • @johnnycatR58
      @johnnycatR58 7 років тому +8

      TROSCOPE A lol.

    • @jikseri5065
      @jikseri5065 7 років тому +12

      [TECHNOLOGIC] thanks for reminding that i fucked up my arm yesterday...

    • @dollydrill5816
      @dollydrill5816 7 років тому +3

      He's putting all his weight on the tyre and jack you idiots.

  • @MattChristie
    @MattChristie 7 років тому +928

    After scratching 3 of my 4 wheels after a rotation on a 3 month old car..
    Mechanic says "Wheels get banged up over time."

    • @janviikvald6443
      @janviikvald6443 7 років тому +45

      Auto Show & Go WTF?! That mechanic is a straight jerk!

    • @pavlo5.055
      @pavlo5.055 7 років тому +19

      Auto Show & Go lol had the same thing happen to my wheels after a tire change but I only noticed it when I got home so I just let it be because I didn’t feel like arguing with the mechanic.

    • @MattChristie
      @MattChristie 7 років тому +20

      Thats sucks Pavlo95 I always do a full walk around before and after any service. I try to do as much work on my cars as I can but somethings are warranty or just outside my skill level. When I took the car in I asked them to do the rotate for me since they where taking the front wheels off anyhow to replace the front rotors and calipers as part of a recall. I'll never let anyone else rotate the wheels on my Mustang again!

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 7 років тому +41

      probably needed some new headlight fluid and wiper juice

    • @modderhoop2058
      @modderhoop2058 7 років тому +16

      Auto Show & Go i am very lucky my grandpa has been a car mechanic, he just does all the repairs and checks :D

  • @monkemaster1337
    @monkemaster1337 5 років тому +156

    IM NOT GOING TO A MECHANIC IM WATCHING CHRIS FIX

    • @monkemaster1337
      @monkemaster1337 4 роки тому

      @HeyIt'sTaz! :D haha you better not 😂

    • @LZ-544
      @LZ-544 4 роки тому +1

      lmao i just made it 100 likes

    • @monkemaster1337
      @monkemaster1337 4 роки тому +3

      @@LZ-544 then what demon did 70

  • @rafirizaldi8123
    @rafirizaldi8123 7 років тому +1691

    "blinker fluid"
    "Muffler bearing"
    Hmmm sounds familiar

    • @theBLARGSTORM
      @theBLARGSTORM 7 років тому +21

      l DANK MEMES & GAMES l next thing you know he will say he needs more elbow grease

    • @supercoolguygamer9239
      @supercoolguygamer9239 7 років тому +52

      Blinker fluid
      Muffler bearing
      Snake oil
      Elbow grease

    • @jaycedowley3027
      @jaycedowley3027 7 років тому +5

      This is all so he can go 350 miles per hour on the freeway, like his friend Pablo Sanchez.

    • @Leonis1989
      @Leonis1989 7 років тому +13

      Don't forget wiper juice.

    • @akramsnipero5056
      @akramsnipero5056 6 років тому +29

      Piston return springs though

  • @swizzy6010
    @swizzy6010 7 років тому +789

    I cringed when he dropped the car on the brake

  • @user-kc5sj5pu4d
    @user-kc5sj5pu4d 7 років тому +205

    Ethan has super hearing, he can hear the music right from Alex's earbuds

    • @NotTheCIA1961
      @NotTheCIA1961 7 років тому +10

      That's how deaf he is and how loud he has the music up as a result

    • @karuival
      @karuival 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @iiitsRachel
      @iiitsRachel 7 років тому

      *Lord Gronor* All that engine revving

    • @TheSonyPony-A90K
      @TheSonyPony-A90K 4 роки тому

      What last that song called

  • @UltimateMTB
    @UltimateMTB 7 років тому +302

    Your Muffler Bearing is leaking... LOL

  • @SouSideRetroSpec
    @SouSideRetroSpec 4 роки тому +20

    "If you're gonna replace that you have to do the pair, if you do the pair you're gonna have to do all four".
    Nailed it ! XD

  • @pantherplatform
    @pantherplatform 6 років тому +114

    I play this video in the guest lounge so it makes us look better.

  • @guillermoramirez2363
    @guillermoramirez2363 7 років тому +244

    You guys really need to do more skits like this. The cars you guys feature are great and all but throwing in some more skits would be awesome.

    • @alexkersten1964
      @alexkersten1964 7 років тому +38

      Guillermo Ramirez way more of this stuff already planned 😀

    • @shahana6120
      @shahana6120 7 років тому +8

      Alex Kersten please bring back two guys one car i would die to see more of it

  • @FezzaYT
    @FezzaYT 7 років тому +619

    That was very funny! Great to see you two back doing your stuff :)

    • @nigelswan1018
      @nigelswan1018 6 років тому

      Fezza you have 500 like well done

  • @larsvandriel2875
    @larsvandriel2875 7 років тому +737

    Music is played through earphones, but Ethan can hear it outside. K.

    • @janviikvald6443
      @janviikvald6443 7 років тому +6

      Lars van Driel Same I didn't get it

    • @yummyhershey5902
      @yummyhershey5902 7 років тому +56

      It can happen. Trust me.

    • @Thecrazyman809
      @Thecrazyman809 7 років тому +63

      As in that's how loud the music is

    • @henrydanger546
      @henrydanger546 7 років тому +2

      Lars van Driel he can hear the spontaneous grunting

    • @AndOoFresH
      @AndOoFresH 7 років тому

      Your profilepic fits perfectly with this comment

  • @Linki-nz
    @Linki-nz 6 років тому +568

    He said come in, in 15 minutes then said cya in 30 minutes.. 😂

  • @ENDIEKID
    @ENDIEKID 6 років тому +37

    Died when he said "Blinker fluid level is low, look at that, not even the right color"

  • @triumphofsteel13
    @triumphofsteel13 7 років тому +826

    It's from japan
    Don't be racist

    • @Rev-Counter
      @Rev-Counter 7 років тому +11

      I died at that point!! XD XD

    • @rpeterson5004
      @rpeterson5004 7 років тому +3

      Глеб Карташов fuck jdm

    • @dralenvan
      @dralenvan 7 років тому +3

      Why is your name Bread Kartasov?

    • @SirNyanPanda
      @SirNyanPanda 7 років тому +1

      Глеб Карташов Don't tell me what to do, dogeater

    • @SirNyanPanda
      @SirNyanPanda 7 років тому

      gnotgnot LOOOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

  • @billartzi9670
    @billartzi9670 7 років тому +260

    BEEP BEEP BEEP
    is that u making that sound?
    no its my machine 😂😂😂

    • @jensendiecast2385
      @jensendiecast2385 5 років тому +1

      Billartzi Gialo correction. ITS HIS UM... its his beep macheene

  • @maherHawk
    @maherHawk 7 років тому +384

    The quality content i subbed for :')

    • @alexkersten1964
      @alexkersten1964 7 років тому +18

      Yesss! More to come :)

    • @alexkersten1964
      @alexkersten1964 7 років тому +14

      Yep, MOT booked in on Tuesday :)

    • @SINIS0RSA
      @SINIS0RSA 7 років тому +11

      Alex Kersten Better not to take Phil to 'rusty nuts' then..

    • @OnceIWasBooker
      @OnceIWasBooker 7 років тому

      HOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT

    • @alexkersten1964
      @alexkersten1964 7 років тому +2

      I think Rusty's is out of business looking at the poor reviews on FB ;)

  • @TheDubstepmaster13
    @TheDubstepmaster13 7 років тому +44

    I would've lost my shit if the guy would've broken the wind shield when he tapped it

  • @MikeG52
    @MikeG52 5 років тому +152

    how to make yourself sound like a car guy : Keep calling every car as "She"

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 4 роки тому +6

      If you want to REALLY sound like a car guy, keep doing it repeatedly until it starts making people uncomfortable. Bonus points if you describe parts of the car in vaguely sexual language. Extra bonus points if you correct people who use the word "it".

  • @maxxjettfilms6322
    @maxxjettfilms6322 7 років тому +1969

    I don't know much about cars, chaching!

    • @maxxjettfilms6322
      @maxxjettfilms6322 7 років тому +4

      Albert S. Thanks! It's a lot of fun

    • @gabrielmalta1962
      @gabrielmalta1962 7 років тому

      (before anything, i want let you know that i have never worked in a car, so dont take my word for it). Now, I think you should at least give it a try. if it works, great, if it does not, now you know what your limits are

    • @ucwevilmike
      @ucwevilmike 7 років тому +4

      DONT change the springs yourself if you aint got the right equipment. Springs like breaks are security relevant parts. If the mechanics around you are morons, which i as mechanic myself truly believe, try to find someone you would trust, even if its a bit more of a drive to get there. There are a lot of stupid morons in my buiseness that try to f*** people. I hope you find a good mechanic in your area. Good luck and good drive
      Sry for my english im from germany 😀

    • @coreydukes5725
      @coreydukes5725 7 років тому

      Christian Atwood look around sometimes you can find ppl who do it from the car community

    • @coreydukes5725
      @coreydukes5725 7 років тому

      Christian Atwood car community is everywhere l I'm sure you got some guys u can hit up in Germany for sure I didn't work on cars at all until I got my altima so far I've done it all myself but started off with UA-cam videos and proper tools. Good luck tho with them springs 👌

  • @arthie553
    @arthie553 7 років тому +119

    my last mechanic in a nutshell

  • @Sheehy223
    @Sheehy223 7 років тому +204

    I discovered new levels of cringe when he let the jack down with the wheel off.

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 5 років тому +5

      The flywheel takes over. Relax

    • @jenkathefridge3933
      @jenkathefridge3933 11 місяців тому

      He don't even have a vehicle ramp, he's a monster

  • @ZR1Gamer
    @ZR1Gamer 7 років тому +108

    Opening the Hood 'This is different' pointing the battery as Alternator and that box as Turbo got me xD

    • @TheTigerBeast
      @TheTigerBeast 3 роки тому

      the box was actually the air filter :))

  • @kirara4953
    @kirara4953 7 років тому +53

    Alternator = Battery
    Alternator Fluid = Coolant
    Turbo = Intake Filter Box
    xD

  • @Porsche996TT
    @Porsche996TT 7 років тому +242

    This type of mechanic I believe, is in every country.

    • @anthonymolina7416
      @anthonymolina7416 7 років тому +15

      UA-cam's Juggernaut including England

    • @jonasdenison2382
      @jonasdenison2382 7 років тому +8

      Anthony Molina England is my city

    • @tremendousmoss
      @tremendousmoss 7 років тому +3

      Sammy No, just the Redcoats

    • @TheDJGuVna
      @TheDJGuVna 7 років тому +3

      Sammy honestly, sounds so much like a Kenyan mechanic I thought the guys would randomly break into Swahili

  • @bmxboxter
    @bmxboxter 7 років тому +181

    "Rusty's been established for 6 months"

  • @ivcars003
    @ivcars003 7 років тому +1764

    That's why I fix my car myself...

    • @coles8089
      @coles8089 7 років тому +51

      ivcars003 yes cause were all like this

    • @sniper_sargent_b9312
      @sniper_sargent_b9312 7 років тому +57

      mr nobody some mechanics are. They screwed my mom over so I just started maintaining my mom's car.

    • @1MotoXRacer1
      @1MotoXRacer1 7 років тому +61

      I'm not a mechanic and I fix my own car because it's not fucking hard if you have two functioning hands and legs. If you have a functioning brain too you can use Google and figure out how to do stuff, too! *b r e t t y d o p e*

    • @coreyscarrepairs
      @coreyscarrepairs 7 років тому +66

      Maybe you can figure out how to replace a part using google but diagnosis is a different story. Real mechanics that understand every system in your car and how they work together are priceless.

    • @1MotoXRacer1
      @1MotoXRacer1 7 років тому +2

      diagnosis is easier than replacement imho.

  • @venkat.1
    @venkat.1 6 років тому +51

    "I will decloud the headlamps"
    Spits on it..... 8:32

  • @megej2600
    @megej2600 7 років тому +241

    More of these kinds of videos!!!!

  • @markos.a
    @markos.a 7 років тому +51

    Blinker fluid has different colors? Thats probably the reason why one of my taillights is brighter than the other.

    • @arnoldsbikewarehouse2591
      @arnoldsbikewarehouse2591 7 років тому +1

      Pop Feller I hope your joking

    • @markos.a
      @markos.a 7 років тому +5

      Arnold's Bike warehouse Well i asked ChrisFix and he told me to change from orange to green and it works normally.

    • @kaptinkeiff
      @kaptinkeiff 6 років тому +3

      Whoosh

  • @Bryan-fg3ey
    @Bryan-fg3ey 7 років тому +99

    Just missing the kwik fit overalls

  • @aliyahlopez9327
    @aliyahlopez9327 7 років тому +75

    Damage to the jack ffs hahahahah

  • @dynamictelevision8470
    @dynamictelevision8470 7 років тому +92

    £10 for one tire to be polished and a broken mirror. Great deal.

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 5 років тому +12

      Don't forget the now warped brake disc, it adds better friction and stopping power.

  • @leksasdf
    @leksasdf 7 років тому +10

    I've watched this about 20 times and I'm still getting asphyxiated laughing laughing at this.

  • @MrYeezy77
    @MrYeezy77 7 років тому +33

    "so if you can come back in about 10 or 15 minutes I'll talk you through everything and then we go from there"
    "okay"
    "I'll see you in half an hour" LMAO WOT

  • @pratikbartakke7196
    @pratikbartakke7196 7 років тому +571

    Trust me in India mechanics are way more worse than this.....

    • @hamz1179
      @hamz1179 6 років тому +8

      Pratik Bartakke good luck lmao

    • @faizsyed658
      @faizsyed658 6 років тому +40

      I am an indian and what you just said is bs, most likely you got ripped off by someone trying to make a quick buck lmao

    • @arunas2627
      @arunas2627 6 років тому +106

      Living in india is shit, it is like living in a fucking sewer system in india people shit where ever they want

    • @parthdeshpande793
      @parthdeshpande793 6 років тому +1

      They're OKAYYYYY

    • @GrummanTestPilot
      @GrummanTestPilot 6 років тому +41

      Everything thing in India is way worse than anything

  • @pam_panda
    @pam_panda 7 років тому +492

    muffler bearing and blinker fluid from ChrisFix :P

    • @recoveringnewyorker2243
      @recoveringnewyorker2243 7 років тому +9

      n. Matuki In addition to the muffler bearings (you should really upgrade to the Chrome or stainless steel Muffler bearings) you should replace the kinibbler pin , the kinoodler valve , the Johnson rod , the ch'upping bar , the woodruff key ,but under no circumstances should you replace the Hydrasolator yourself! Leave that to a professional!

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 7 років тому +4

      Shepperd November when undercoating always use striped paint too

    • @recoveringnewyorker2243
      @recoveringnewyorker2243 7 років тому +4

      cjeam Good point! FYI, the woodruff key is a real part. I always throw it in for laughs and giggles. 😅

    • @JV-dh8qz
      @JV-dh8qz 7 років тому +1

      what about alternator fluid?

    • @skunkhollow1
      @skunkhollow1 7 років тому

      Dumbass lmao

  • @joshturner3263
    @joshturner3263 6 років тому +9

    “It’s not your fault” like in Good Will Hunting I’m dead 😂

  • @Yathuprem
    @Yathuprem 7 років тому +88

    Alternator fluid check
    Blinker fluid check

  • @nestrac
    @nestrac 7 років тому +134

    Blinker fluid level and muffler bearing...... well . Okay...?

    • @RafaAelM
      @RafaAelM 7 років тому +41

      Chrisfix reference ^^

    • @tdx7
      @tdx7 7 років тому +1

      Dave he did you piece of shit

    • @thatguyyouknow1443
      @thatguyyouknow1443 7 років тому

      Dave but he perfected them

  • @ryanrohauer5940
    @ryanrohauer5940 7 років тому +30

    This funny but as a technician I try to do the best by my customers they are our business they are our money they keep a roof over our head. All techs are deffinalty not like this tho

  • @cfg_form2122
    @cfg_form2122 7 років тому +70

    It's sad that mechanics have a bad rep, I'm currently in a school learning to become a mechanic, and I do want to do my job well and properly.

    • @rivolinho
      @rivolinho 7 років тому +31

      cfg_Forumic That'll change in time!

    • @johnmassey5609
      @johnmassey5609 7 років тому +2

      rivolinho facts

    • @billowytrots8366
      @billowytrots8366 7 років тому +6

      I hope you can find a shop that appreciates and encourages that attitude

    • @mcterb7142
      @mcterb7142 7 років тому +19

      Your boss gonna tell you what to do. He is gonna tell you to don't repare but replace parts (shop earns money by parts!), to try to get easy stuff done (fluids sell very good too) and to be as fast as possible (so you can't do the best job you would be able to do). And if there is not enough work to do he will tell you to change parts that would still do for a while or don't need to be replaced at all.

    • @coles8089
      @coles8089 7 років тому +1

      Mc Terb yes cause every mechanic is stingy, piss off

  • @jeruelleapigo3642
    @jeruelleapigo3642 5 років тому +5

    You: *bring a Tesla Model S
    Mechanic: So, there is a problem with the valves
    You: *bewildered face....

  • @ballistischerfalke4061
    @ballistischerfalke4061 7 років тому +91

    6:33 Front wheel drive?😂

  • @NyxDiscordia33
    @NyxDiscordia33 7 років тому +5

    Alex is WAY too comfortable being in character for this one.
    And I love it.

  • @cfg_form2122
    @cfg_form2122 7 років тому +62

    Has the gold lost it's color or has it just been replaced with silver?

    • @siddhantjain87
      @siddhantjain87 7 років тому

      i want an answer to this too

    • @Averoxis
      @Averoxis 7 років тому +12

      It's probably lost it's color due to rain damage. England rains a LOT.

    • @ninjaharris03
      @ninjaharris03 7 років тому +1

      It was cheap stuff

    • @ethancarthrottle
      @ethancarthrottle 7 років тому +1

      It has unfortunately lost its colour :'(

  • @Zastava101.
    @Zastava101. 7 років тому +17

    Great stuff guys, keep these videos coming!

  • @baileyrusten
    @baileyrusten 6 років тому +49

    She’s warm
    She’s happy now

  • @sdmpodcast554
    @sdmpodcast554 4 роки тому +6

    This is the funniest comedy skit I’ve seen In long time

  • @arthie553
    @arthie553 7 років тому +67

    dammit, he forgot the blinker fluid

  • @Weeeui
    @Weeeui 7 років тому +12

    These guys are passionate about cars. I love the channel.

  • @Matthew_Bowker
    @Matthew_Bowker 7 років тому +12

    “Nice Guy.”

    “What a Moron!” 😂😂😂

  • @BenjaminDls
    @BenjaminDls 7 років тому +2

    Well done you've place "menage a trois" in the video 😂 😂 😂 As a french guy I had to play the video again to make sure I heard correctly 😅

  • @Erk.Z71
    @Erk.Z71 6 років тому +4

    "...I can feel. She's waaarm, she's happy now". This is your quote of the year.

  • @petermilchev4016
    @petermilchev4016 6 років тому +50

    camshaft and crankshaft swapped around LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD I..... I just can't take it. XDXDXDXD

    • @arne3206
      @arne3206 3 роки тому

      Yeah, the pistons are now looking out of the engine block xd

  • @repeatrepeatrepeat
    @repeatrepeatrepeat 7 років тому +86

    how much hp is that bad boy putting to the front right wheel?

    • @RS-nq8xk
      @RS-nq8xk 7 років тому

      blueman24 Around 200hp LOL

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 5 років тому +1

      Like 75

    • @zacjohnson452
      @zacjohnson452 5 років тому +3

      I’m gonna say probably around
      YES

  • @rvh1020
    @rvh1020 7 років тому +4

    "See you next time!"
    "No you won't."
    Had me dying

  • @BlazebeatRacing
    @BlazebeatRacing 6 років тому +1

    This is hilarious! Speaking of shysters, I used to have a Celica GT-S and one time I took it to the Toyota dealership for a regular inspection. They gave me a massive list of things that needed replacing and said I may as well sell the car before it dies. I was quoted $2500. One of the things on the list was that my car apparently needed the auto trans fluid changed, but the car was standard! They charged me $150 for the inspection but all they really did was wash the car. I took it to a reliable mechanic and he couldn’t find anything wrong with the car! So I gave the dealership a lengthy 1 Star review on their Facebook page so everyone who visited the page would see that review on their home page for 2 years!

  • @merryweatherfleet2267
    @merryweatherfleet2267 4 роки тому +4

    I died when he just held his shoulder and just repeated, it’s not your fault

  • @aceofspades4655
    @aceofspades4655 7 років тому +12

    6:22 rear differential killed me 😂😂😂

  • @daboyd63
    @daboyd63 7 років тому +13

    Just saw prior comment about wheel damage
    A dealer here in NYC scraped my wheels on a rotation job

  • @nahidbepari5459
    @nahidbepari5459 7 років тому +38

    That guy plays the victim role pretty well .

  • @larryzeldin7561
    @larryzeldin7561 6 років тому +3

    LMAOOOO
    This is one of the funniest automotive skits I ever watched!
    Me and my friend who is a certified ASE tech with his own shop watched this after we got high on some nice OG kush and we were laughing for 30 minutes.
    This dude deserves a TV show or atleast be a writer that is Ofcourse if he came up with it himself.
    I’m from America,I stumbled on this channel because we searched for euro e36 M3 and we saw the video from this channel of how we got screwed cause the euro version was much better then the one we got in the states... I’m happy I found this channel,funny little guy in his lemon estoril blue m3

  • @MrLipynho
    @MrLipynho 5 років тому +3

    Crankshaft and Camshaft swap around 😂 Very good! Loved it

  • @mercuriallimit
    @mercuriallimit 6 років тому +4

    LOL the Navy Seal and the "that's my mum" killed me

  • @kengrant9354
    @kengrant9354 7 років тому +36

    *Why I'm Subscribed to Car Throttle*

  • @Maytiez
    @Maytiez 5 років тому +5

    “I wanna feel my self going in there so I never wear gloves” 😂😂😂😂

  • @higgins2923
    @higgins2923 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine going to the mechanic and he smacks the car with a wrench as you arrive

  • @buba4267
    @buba4267 7 років тому

    0:02 " Rusty Nuts Car Care ".... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * proceeds to roll on the floor laughing 😂

  • @therobster6069
    @therobster6069 7 років тому +367

    Who else caught the Chris fix references

  • @harris5664
    @harris5664 5 років тому +3

    i love how alex is listening to music with headphones, but ethan can hear it from outside :D

  • @BondTheOGYT
    @BondTheOGYT 7 років тому +15

    "Rear differential" 😂😂 6:27 lmao

  • @Electric__
    @Electric__ 2 роки тому +2

    8:18 let’s just merge, _like a ménage à trois_ 😂

  • @connorallen9711
    @connorallen9711 3 роки тому +1

    When he took the tire off and put the car straight on the ground, I died.

  • @JennyHPhoto
    @JennyHPhoto 7 років тому +20

    Alex went full on Jesse, from breaking bad !!! xD

  • @richierich1835
    @richierich1835 5 років тому +7

    When The Bill Is More Than The Car You Know You Been Robbed

  • @MyCrazyGarage
    @MyCrazyGarage 7 років тому +7

    Even the lug nuts are backwards 😂

  • @KoopaXross
    @KoopaXross 7 років тому +1

    This is perfect representation of what's gonna happen at the workshop if I have to bring my RX-7 in. Pretty sure nobody has any idea what to do with a rotary and will either bullshit me or tell me to take the car and leave.

  • @MannyOfficial
    @MannyOfficial 7 років тому +1

    "damn sir you got a nail in your tyre, we can fix that for you but unfortunately we will also have to replace your engine because of this"