Stupid Things People Say When Selling A Car
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Here are some of the stupid things you'll hear when selling a used car!
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Had a right laugh doing this with the Car Throttler's, I was robbed I tell ya.
My whiteboard's gone missing as well, any ideas?
Loved the video with both of you in it!😂
i think the whiteboard is used now to write everything wrong with that car.
Love waht you do :D !
Ur m4 looks pretty noice
Didn't realize I'd have the honor of being in a video with Mr. Furze (shame Ethan was in it)!! My first car was silver as well, Colin makes a great point about Peregrine falcons. The science is clear, they actually are really fast!
"Doug DeMuro cool" that line was amazing.
Hello everybody
Yes, but it weighs about a kilo. It's all about the power-to-weight. Jason, you just got scienced.
Edit: obviously joking. We all know it's really because the falcon has V-TEC.
@@MrRikrdorm and the fact that its the M1 that he's referring to , just makes me smile.
This is amazing! My favourite UA-camr guys are all making videos with each other!
Greetings from Portugal.
Is it just me, or is colin the best car salesman ever.
His name is Conner.
@@leontopodium9653 Colon*
*slaps car*
Chlorine*
Clitoris
Who else would like a video with ChrisFix, Engineering Explained, Car Throttle and Doug DeMuro?
Dont forget donut media
Scotty
John no
mat watson
Mosafa Jeff yes
"Alex, I have a restraining order against you"
That killed me
Don't worry he is not the only one...
@@wobblysauce does he really have one??
@@only1battman Yes, Alex fucked his girl in the tailpipe.
@@nova8747 No way! how did you find this out?
The collab that we never asked for. But the collab we needed.
100 like
jaw=floor
"That's Doug DeMuro Cool"
The most underated line in the whole Video
XD
Should at least, AT LEAST, have 1k likes
@@Luke-ey4df It does now.
“That’s Doug Demuro cool”
The car world really is coming together
For car youtuber this is one of the most ambitious crossover events in history
Engineering Explained, a Doug DeMuro reference, and Colin Furze. This video blew my mind, love it when UA-camrs I subscribe to show up unexpectedly together in a video.
Also movie "Snatch" at the moment when he took shot before take off.
Fantastic, also subscribed to all UA-camrs in video and mentioned
where can u see a reference?x D
@@nissanoo0393 from 3:21 to about 3:29
Yes, the snatch reference was unexpected and epic! Love the film and am subscribed to the other channels as well.
I love myself a V5 BMW Avant💪 Best car France have ever made.
That's a Spanish car you silly
lol it's an Australian car
Its a russian atomic submarine
*bulgaria
@@dasKontroloer dont you mean a pepsi Nuclear submarine?
This is the real UA-cam Rewind.
Ramūnas Gudauskas Aye fuckin men
True
Ramūnas Gudauskas oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
I think so
"the mx5 is too fast" said noone ever
Damn Dank there, thats’s the comment i was looking for
@Dee Jay of course it will smoke mine, engine failures do create smoke usually.
I mean... their's has like a v6 in it.
Lukas Gardeikis Alex’s has a V6, not Ethan’s
Don't forget Car Wizard.
"never had to pop the bonnet it's been so good"
Never needed an oil change... In 10 years???
Nope 🙅🏻
Thats how reliable the car is 😂
Oil changes are over rated. Oil is like wine, the older the better
Why change the oil if it's running? I mean, do you change your air in your tires if they're not flat?
@@killerdinamo08 yes.
Old air can ruin your tyres and in worse cases, make your suspension go rusty.
Alex: any car that been going over 100000 miles needes to go straight to the scarp
Also Alex: buys a car with over 400000 miles on it
*any bmw with a 100k miles, Japanese run forever lad
@@qwertykevin1 Until it falls apart because of the rust
What about my old charger? Three different trannys, three different rear ends, one 392 and three 5.7s
Jeep Joseph I like fixing shit but at that point it would have been better just to get another car
@@mutated__donkey5840 why? It ran 9s, was extremely rare, great history and it was a celebrities car. It helps that it was under warranty
That's Doug demuro coool!😂😂😂😂
I died.
said no one ever :D
No Bullshit Promotions said your mom
Phil and Colin? Coincidence? I think not.
WELL THERE'S NO REASON TO BELIEVE
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
BUT IF Y'DONT HAVE FAITH IN WHAT'CHA BELIEVE IN
'S GETTIN' Y' NOWHERE!
"In the air tonight"
RIP E36
You can wear my hat 〰〰🎩
"no hot, cold...
no hot, cold...
no hot, cold...
no hot, cold...
just...
plateau."
HAHAHA
iyan manzano :D
2:00 Took a while before I realized it's green screen
Along with that SSIWS Air at 3:46 ;)
i dont see it can you explain?
@@jm-c04____________________80 bro alex didn't went to usa actually.... engineering explained shot the whole thing and sent him... alex back was put before the engineering explained's video and how do you put it like that you use the magic of green screen...
wait its a green screen???
@@Randze green screen is a curtain that you use it as background in your videos afterwards in editing program you can remove the green screen and put other background and the subject will be infront of it....
“With your imperial toolbox and this metric beast, you wouldn’t get too far” lololololololol😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
That made me laugh more than I should have tbh 😂😂😂
‘That is Doug DeMuro cool’
The actual man himself
*T H I S*
Love how Alex really did definitely 100 percent go to Engeering explained's house
crawfordbrown75 It was pretty convincing, till the cat!
Hey green screen counts as being there.
Actually they really met.
Lol EngineeringExplained
When Clarkson Hammond and May retire it will be Colin Alex and Jason (ethan left out as always, jk XD).
@@dashtesla I would watch that forsure
he actually answers the door with "Hello everyone and welcome" i'm dying here :rofl:
10/10 for the circle drawing 😂
"The dog clearly enjoyed his time on there" - something you never want to hear when buying a car
Im a simple man, I see Colin Furze, I click the video.
Same 😄
I am a simple man so I give this comment a 😂 emoji and go watch some RSLASH
.......yes simple
So simple, literally most overused comment youtube has goten, theres so much variatons, hell even "Im a simping man, I see Pokimane, I cum." works with this. You are advanced because you had to write it as a comment, and intermediate if you reply.
You missed out the obvious - can you make it quicker than an (my) e92 M3? :(
You can make a diesel wagon faster than an E92 M3 so you do the maths ;)
It’s a Peregrine Falcon, they are very fast, in a dive
E92's are the best M3 change my mind.
@@Akshan510 as an owner of an e92, if you can do the maintenance yourself and afford some pricey parts, best car ever.
Shut it!
0:01 i thought its a spoiler in the back lol
Me too!!
Same I thought he riced it 😂
0:05 And I thought that was a roll cage.
f1 lover69 ahaha I only just noticed it wasn’t after seeing your comment😂
Me too!
STOP MAKING E46'S POPULAR, YOU'RE MAKING THEM TOO EXPENSIVE. WE ARE POOR SODS
Not if you already have yours. Although I am still in the market for another (second) one. 😁
They're nothing special
Forever Computing ...
@@cobydog456 Low quality. You are not getting the most from one in the UK at all.
@@cobydog456 let him. Whatever we say won't change his opinion 😉
"Got leather.. you can keep that" lmao!!!
"The E26 is Doug Demuro Cool." The best thing I've heard a car enthusiast say in my life.
Boys I've gotta be real serious here these vids are amazing I want to thank you lads and your team for these great vids keep on keeping guys cant wait for the next one
It actually failed in 2013 Due to the rear coil springs being ‘incomplete’ and because one of the tyres was bald. it also failed in 2006, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2015, 2017 and in april this year. seems to have a *great* history 😳
ChazzFTW And the 2013??? :D
Ok google
Did you really just check The Mot status online ?:))))))
Stupid things people say... buy a BMW!!! enough said!
@@rkan2 Offside Rear coil spring incomplete (2.4.C.1a)
Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
“That’s Doug deMuro cool”
I deaded with that LOL
Doug DeMuro's the type of guy to give his namedrop a DougScore.
"Can I get a warranty on it?"
*EVIL LAUGHING*
that's Colin alright
Ethan: Stupid car
Subtitles: German car
Didn't have the subtitles on, when I saw your comment I turned them on and it really said that, that's funny
100% correct.
So many car UA-camr names in this video😂 Didn't expect Doug 😁
ImReqularr Forgot to explain all the quirks and features pfff
Damn this channel keeps getting better. And i think i remember that BMW from Colin Furze's videos.
Alex bought this off of a viewer. I don't think Colin ever had it.
This is the budget e46 he got after he did the upgraded e46 a while back. Epic colab for sure tho
@@FabienWhite i think i have mistaken it for the sedan Colin had a while ago
Colin made a mobile pool out of an E30 cab.
@@SoldererOfFortune and i remember he showed us another E30 he had that was perfectly working and i had mistaken it for this one.
*slaps roof of car* This bad boy has been through a lot but its just as new with the power of a bull
Well 170k miles isn't the sweetspot but for buying cheap 2nd hand cars you want them preferably after 120k miles after they had their first big major servicing done.
"And its NEARLY been doing it all in one journey" absolutely killed me
Went to the moon I guess
Samuel Antwi Nope the moon is 238,900 miles away
"got leather you can keep that"
*Blue cars **_appreciate_** in value!*
Is it because they are so sad?
@@AlanJWatkins It's probably because blue cars are rare, not many people buy blue cars new, so when they get to "classic" status, they are most desirable as they are rarest.
Coz angel tears & the mashed up blue eyes of dolphins make up the base tint.
What about turqoise cars
I own a blue car so I hope this is somehow true
Ethan: stupid car
me watched the whole video: stupid Ethan
SOERYA OMG GAME wow you got the very blatant point of the video great job.
100th liker XD
hi
This was all I wanted from UA-cam Rewind.
Who else thought that Ethan legit didn’t know whack about cars?
"It's even the same badge as the car" for foooks sake :D
Don't get that luxury in my diesel Rover 75 😂😂 Very different badge on the engine
At 0:01 seconds i thot it had a giant spoiler
What spoiler?
@@srijangupta.automobile6320 i thought the trunk was a spoiler
I dont think you know what thot means, but nevermind xD
@@pustekuchen8956 I do know what it means and what its meant to look like. It means *That Hoe Over There* and even I use *THOT* instead of *thought* everywhere but I thot that you really had a spoiler there.
Haha that would be a dope wing
2:50 wait no rotary? thats racist
there only were reliable engines on the white board
Well, the center of the diagram sort of resembled one
Nope. Racist.
LOL, had to check, so far the best comment :-D
TheVideogucker333 how are rotarys un reliable you dumb fuck
"Did you know Brexit wasnt a Breakfast cereal" Damn
Love the Snatch style USA travel to see Engineering Explained
Thought I saw Colin in the thumbnail! Even read the quote in his voice xD
I'm incredibly disappointed about the lack of inline 5 on that triple Venn diagram
And rotary
Inline 5 is not common outside the europe. In my country (which is Asia) don't have car powered by inline 5 engine. Also, Rotary engine is not common for practical cars.
@@govinlock8568 We have a few 5 cylinder cars in the US but they aren't very common. Nothing beats sound though
Did you not listen to the words coming from Mr Conner's own lips?! V5 mate, sure!
@@ironymatt who wants a VW really?
I swear if Jason greets people like that
😂😂😂😂😂
“Does it come with a warranty? “
*hysterical laughing meme occurs*
6:12 "I
It's got leather, you can keep that" 🤣
2:50 Oof, my chest
Funny but true
Well. My jaguar felt that.
Next time Colin could you try to sell them your jet bicycle?
*carries his passport in a draw by itself*
@hahahaha
"ive got a restraining order against you"
"we dont have time for that"
lmao
“No, I was here last night and I checked”
Yeah, that was the best line.
That was funny. Great work guys.
Soup
shut it lad
Loved the “BMW Avant” moment 😂
Vert is thicc neptunia character
@@NakiriX1 Cars and ani..game series are the bomb mate
@@mendozerosu2272 yuh
WHEN THEY SAID RWD , GERMANY AND INLINE 6 I THOUHGT HMMM W123!
They also said a bit of power haha
So I watched this a few months ago and didn’t know Colin furze was a thing and now rewatching it I’m like ThAtS cOliN fUrZe
6:00 Colin sounds like Jason Statham if he had accidently inhaled the NOX gas, and snorted coke.
" my grandma was the only one who drove it. Only drove it on Sundays to church. Never beaten on, always maintained. Great car!"
Meanwhile it's a pos wrx owned by a 19 year old kid who sucks at driving manual and beat the piss out of the car.
Too fast???The E46 touring is faster than that MX-5🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok
Ok
oK
OK
Too fast? Cant happen mate. What is this? A top fuel dragster?
" THE NEXT DAY" (Ad pops up) " The all new Forester"
"It rocks and then it stops rocking" LOL😂😂😂😂
6:33
Colin: *gasps* "Nathan that's amazing!"
found that too funny!
They did a snatch take with the aeroplane
If I sold a car I will be sure to do ALL of these
"That car is Doug Demuro cool" lol
When I saw Colin in the car, I was like how is this car still in one piece and has not turned into a rocket or something.
Lacer evo wagon edition
It fast
It big
It a JDM
It a lancer
What could possibility go wrong
Never heard anyone say “to fast” and “MX5” in the same sentence. 🤦🏼♂️ they are cute little cars and fun to drive but fast they are not. What do they do in a 1/4 16 seconds 😂
Straight speed doesnt matter for shit
Tammy Forbes I mean it really depends on what kind of car your used to ;) Of course if you have driven a 400hp car for like 3 years an MX5 really isn't that fast. However for like normal people that drove a 90hp Opel Corsa a MX 5 would feel really quick ;)
@@eduardogears5259 It does.
@@mnoovurvi Only to redlight heroes, try a bit of twisty back country roads some time, something like an MX-5 is plenty quick, especially if you grow some balls and lay off the middle pedal.
@@eduardogears5259 Exactly!
That Doug Demuro reference was on point.
What time is it at? I cannot find it ):
That French engineering!!!!
when he said reliable and then instantly said Germany i actually laughed like i woke up my entire family
German cars are reliable but people buy them, can’t afford to maintain them and then complain when it breaks and call them unreliable.
5:23 turn on subtitles
actually go to 5:20 with subs on
4:55
Lol easy to understand
Scrap Industries how we doing my tits Ethan?
The greatest crossover episode of all time
Should have raced the bemer against the mobility race scooter XD
”That’s Doug Demuro cool” hehe another car enthusiast
00:41 is the only time in history anyone has ever complained about an MX-5 being ‘too fast’
Guy: We need a well engineered car so im going to pick Germany
Me: Bruh, obviously he doesnt want reliability he would have then picked Japan...🤔
Alex my man thats how you treat lying owners !! You forgot to mention how they always say its free from accidents and when you check deeply you find all sorts of repaint jobs and unfitting body panels lol ...
Wish EE would help me each time I pick a new car
Here for ya!
There's the opportunity, mate ;)
Get me my passport ...I'm going to Europe! 🤣🤣🤣
Have fun brexiting...
German
JDM
Front-wheel drive
😂🤣
I can only imagine the comment about any car over 100k miles being scrap-ready was a joke, but I'm new here. It was a joke, right?
Yeah, he sounds like the polar opposite of (Na)Ethan
Joel Henderson did you not watch the skit?
1:58 EE answering the door made me rolf.
That's exactly how dodgy salesmen sell knacked cars. 😎
How many miatas do you have
Fun, fast, and well engineered we can eliminate the UK 😂
I think this is probably one of the funnier things I've ever seen on UA-cam. Accurate as well. Cheers!
“It’s got leather...you can keep that” need to remember that when I come to sell my E63 one day.. Still carrying off the car idiot role well Ethan...p’raps to well sometimes lol
Has anyone ordered the Christmas mystery box?
@@marcus8647 wierd flex but ok
Is this a Supra?!
@@MrBre4ker how can a supra text if ot only has tires
Wipes glasses, Is That a
SUPRA
@@marcus8647 *spits water * IS THAT A SUPRA
Sound of the Miata window rubbing, going down is priceless! Thank God you had an American handy to help sort you're confused British mind out LOL
J Clar *your
Gotta love that V5 👌👌
Nicodemus Joshua Sulaiman you mean straight 5
@@alex_ag7022 it's a joke
Mitsubishi Evolution 9 *boxer 5
You guys know there is actual v5 engines out there specifically vw
Nah its a V13 Rotary
Edit: with V-Tec
Bruh he said "BMW Avant"
I fokin lost it there