The Sandlot Stars Try Not To Laugh At BAD Jokes!

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  • @whistlesports
    @whistlesports  6 років тому +50

    COMMENT with a bad joke! We just might use it and shout you out in a future episode!

    • @SeanGarbutt
      @SeanGarbutt 6 років тому

      Hi

    • @TrishG0801
      @TrishG0801 6 років тому +2

      I asked my dad if he had any jokes. He said "yea, you."

    • @daethenix669
      @daethenix669 6 років тому +1

      What does po use to cook his dumplings? A pan, duh.

    • @nmbreleven
      @nmbreleven 6 років тому +2

      What do you call bears with no ears?
      b

    • @codyplagerman8215
      @codyplagerman8215 6 років тому

      Where did little susie go during the bombing?
      Everywhere.

  • @thelonewolf7443
    @thelonewolf7443 6 років тому +157

    Wow, nearly 25 years since that movie came out... and neither of them look near 25 years older. Ahhh man that some good stuff, thank you Whistle Sports.

  • @sephhtv7332
    @sephhtv7332 6 років тому +194

    We’re just gonna ignore the fact that Patrick Renna looks exactly the same

    • @kevinhosea85
      @kevinhosea85 6 років тому +5

      Um... besides the fact that he's clearly aged I guess...

    • @alannakealy04
      @alannakealy04 6 років тому +1

      Taco Bell nah i get u

    • @codybaumann957
      @codybaumann957 6 років тому +6

      OK Taco Bell last time I place my order at the drive-through you forgot my Diablo sauce

    • @23hunter152
      @23hunter152 6 років тому

      Can I get some free food for liking your comment?

    • @David_Theisen
      @David_Theisen 6 років тому +3

      He's hamming it up!!!!! LOL

  • @Heyimravenous
    @Heyimravenous 6 років тому +52

    the opener with the 'mallows was awesome!

  • @Ashleyariasx
    @Ashleyariasx 6 років тому +27

    Love how Tom really couldn't hold back his laughter at the end lol 😂

  • @jakubvoracek1364
    @jakubvoracek1364 6 років тому +78

    What is the tallest building on the world?
    The library, because it has the most stories.

  • @destineeduran3962
    @destineeduran3962 6 років тому +28

    FIRST YOU TAKE THE GRAM. YOU STICK THE CHOCOLATE ON THE GRAHAM. THEN, YOU ROAST THE MALLOW. WHEN THE MALLOWS FLAMING, YOU STICK IT ON THE CHOCOLATE. THEN YOU COVER IT WITH THE OTHER END. THEN YOU STUFF

  • @RaginCajun3
    @RaginCajun3 6 років тому +17

    You two should have your own tv show. I could watch you two all day.

  • @just__a__no__body
    @just__a__no__body 6 років тому +26

    What do you call someone who leaves church early?
    Christian Bale (bail)

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Місяць тому +1

    You're Killing Me Smalls

  • @IAmNotHim97
    @IAmNotHim97 6 років тому +23

    2 fish are in a tank, one them says, “how do you drive this thing?”

  • @chloelaine5611
    @chloelaine5611 3 роки тому +2

    The best movie ever, the intro with the mallow scene is genius and the “for-ev-er” reference deserves a round of applause 👏🏻

  • @Beastmode9000
    @Beastmode9000 6 років тому +10

    I luv The Sandlot

  • @anthonybambam836
    @anthonybambam836 6 років тому +15

    WTF This video should be longer......the memories

  • @jakubvoracek1364
    @jakubvoracek1364 6 років тому +18

    Why was the skeleton scared on halloween?
    Because he had no guts.

  • @jesselovato9791
    @jesselovato9791 6 років тому +10

    Ham was always my favorite in the sandlot

  • @IsaacLikesGames
    @IsaacLikesGames 6 років тому +5

    Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
    Because they’re so darn good at it.

  • @PinaCarlotta
    @PinaCarlotta 6 років тому +3

    I don't even know these jokes yet they made me laugh so hard! 😂

  • @IAmNotHim97
    @IAmNotHim97 6 років тому +7

    YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS! L7 WEENYYYYYYYY!

  • @Ghosthead83
    @Ghosthead83 4 роки тому +1

    I love all these guys are still friends after all these. 1993 is one of the greatest years of my life!

  • @enarodriguez9360
    @enarodriguez9360 4 роки тому

    The sarcasm in this is awesome!!!!!

  • @musahassan4152
    @musahassan4152 6 років тому +13

    Why golfers wear two pants
    Incase they got a hole in one

  • @HYPRFVKR
    @HYPRFVKR 6 років тому +4

    This was beautiful

  • @hauntedhaunter6148
    @hauntedhaunter6148 6 років тому +44

    how do you wake up lady gaga
    Popopopo poke poke her face

    • @austinmclean2754
      @austinmclean2754 6 років тому +3

      How does lady gaga like her meat
      Rawrawrawrawraw

    • @av3n..353
      @av3n..353 6 років тому

      @@austinmclean2754 who is kid's favorite rapper today ? Lil 70 nigguh, stupid gang stupid gang stupid gang stupid gang

  • @myabaker5923
    @myabaker5923 4 роки тому

    You're killing me smells and fur-ever!

  • @savannanikinfloff7623
    @savannanikinfloff7623 6 років тому +2

    My favorite video on the internet!!!!!!!

  • @circus.allstar3755
    @circus.allstar3755 6 років тому

    You're killn me Smalls!!!

  • @lt.commanderdata9218
    @lt.commanderdata9218 6 років тому +2

    The people who disliked this will burn. I grew up watching the sandlot and I know everyone says it but it’s true and these guys were great to watch. 💙

  • @80sgachababy21
    @80sgachababy21 4 роки тому

    The first scene had me ballin!

  • @jayNicks10
    @jayNicks10 5 місяців тому

    Tom wanted Patrick to say “you’re killing me Smalls”? Hasn’t he heard that enough throughout his life? Lol. I heard that he hears that all the time.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Місяць тому +1

    Forever

  • @joshd.godfroy4761
    @joshd.godfroy4761 4 роки тому +1

    That last joke made me laugh

  • @siobanmcgrath8645
    @siobanmcgrath8645 6 років тому +2

    What did the buffalo do when his son left for college?
    Bison (bye son)

  • @GeorgeEarlFranklin
    @GeorgeEarlFranklin 6 років тому +1

    Loved this!!!!

  • @ovok10
    @ovok10 6 років тому

    i love them so much. wow.

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Місяць тому +1

    Hamilton The Babe Porter

  • @notzeethatcomin966
    @notzeethatcomin966 6 років тому

    i remember these guys i love all the movies

  • @jaypowell7362
    @jaypowell7362 6 років тому

    I love this lol

  • @TheeKingRayzor
    @TheeKingRayzor 6 років тому

    I want Whistle to an episode of Bad Jokes with the cast of Stand By Me! 😁

  • @Banks040
    @Banks040 6 років тому

    This has made my fricken week ❤️ These two❤️ childhood memories ❤️ #90skid

  • @ACEJMUZIC
    @ACEJMUZIC 6 років тому

    1 of my favorite movies.

  • @esmerellaxxo
    @esmerellaxxo 6 років тому

    I love them!😭♥️

  • @JacaboBlanco
    @JacaboBlanco 5 місяців тому

    They are both dead inside 😂

  • @danicacookvlogs2885
    @danicacookvlogs2885 6 років тому +2

    Why did Snoop Dog take an umbrella outside?
    Fo' Drizzle

  • @Mr.Nate132
    @Mr.Nate132 9 місяців тому

    Scotty: Oh...yeah. The Great Bambino. Of course. I thought you said the Great Bambi.

  • @Liveforever898
    @Liveforever898 4 роки тому

    Still my favorite film !

  • @Mr.Nate132
    @Mr.Nate132 9 місяців тому

    Ham: Hey, you want a s'more?
    Scotty: Some more what?
    Ham: No no no. Do you want a s'more?
    Scotty: I haven't had anything yet. So how could I have some more of nothing?

  • @Kristoby
    @Kristoby 6 років тому +9

    Wtf none of the other comments are confused by the crystal ball joke, it's just me.
    What does it mean, it makes no sense!

    • @keeram4363
      @keeram4363 6 років тому

      Following

    • @Kristoby
      @Kristoby 6 років тому

      @@keeram4363 Following?

    • @efbeenie
      @efbeenie 6 років тому

      I didn't write the joke, but can only assume that the joke is: the ball is crystal clear, so don't sit on it. Remember these are supposed to be stupid corny jokes. If I am wrong, I am all ears for a different explanation.

    • @Kristoby
      @Kristoby 6 років тому

      @@efbeenie But he emphasized the word 'very'.

    • @CaptainClaytonGaming
      @CaptainClaytonGaming 6 років тому +1

      @@efbeenie if I had a testicle made out if crystal, I would sit down carefully too.

  • @HorizonRogue
    @HorizonRogue 6 років тому

    Bro these are my childhood I love these guys plus the movie the movie is what got me to play baseball and watch it and I still watch the movie cause its amazing

  • @bretklawiter2600
    @bretklawiter2600 6 років тому

    I'm literally wearing a youre killing me smalls shirt eight now lol

  • @daethenix669
    @daethenix669 6 років тому

    Omg i loved that movie so much

  • @JonBoyMilitaria
    @JonBoyMilitaria 6 років тому

    What did the mans leg say to his other leg? Shortys growing a beard. Lol

  • @StneCldKilla
    @StneCldKilla 6 років тому +1

    Good times men good times..good times:)

  • @yoyo2ma520
    @yoyo2ma520 5 років тому

    I was hoping Patrick would answer at the beginning "smores" and Tom would say "Some more what?"

  • @akawhippy
    @akawhippy 6 років тому +2

    They should do a vid like this with Air Bud.

  • @patriotpastor59
    @patriotpastor59 6 років тому +1

    The sandlot is going to be 26 year anniversary 👌🦁🐶🐶🐻🐻🦁🦁🐯🐯🐅🐆🐕🐕🐈🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💚💚💚💙💚💙💚💙💖💙💚💙💚

  • @octorae9345
    @octorae9345 6 років тому

    Omg! The Sanlot is my favorite movie!

  • @nochri
    @nochri 6 років тому

    What do you call this? (point at right cheek)... A cheeks! What do you call this? (point at left cheek) cheven!!!

  • @22CaptainAmerica
    @22CaptainAmerica Рік тому

    Tom and Patrick better hate Vitar for committing a hate crime

  • @cassaveligarcia7888
    @cassaveligarcia7888 6 років тому

    This made my shitty day so much better 💘

  • @yungrecklessgang5624
    @yungrecklessgang5624 6 років тому

    "hey is that your sister out there left Field naked ? She's naked"

  • @JonBoyMilitaria
    @JonBoyMilitaria 6 років тому

    Why did the car go to the funeral? Because its battery died. Lol

  • @Mikeplaysdbd
    @Mikeplaysdbd 6 років тому

    Omfg this is a dream come tur my heaven br walkimg into into the door and hsving them saying wanna come play ball but after when there were kids lol

  • @wiser7149
    @wiser7149 6 років тому

    Cant unsee him as a kid

  • @David_Theisen
    @David_Theisen 6 років тому

    What kind of vehicle do ghosts ride in?? A Ghoul bus!!!

  • @iblamechloe
    @iblamechloe 6 років тому

    MY FAVORITE MOVIE

  • @iyannashell
    @iyannashell 6 років тому

    I laughed at half these jokes.

  • @1sick95venge
    @1sick95venge 6 років тому +2

    Where do Volkswagen’s go when they get old?
    The old volks home

  • @writtgirls3105
    @writtgirls3105 6 років тому

    FOREVER!

  • @martykeaton182
    @martykeaton182 3 роки тому

    They can make more s’mores out of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

  • @1sick95venge
    @1sick95venge 6 років тому

    What has theee balls and flies through space?
    E.T. The Extra Testicle

  • @JonBoyMilitaria
    @JonBoyMilitaria 6 років тому

    What's another name for Viagra? Fix a Flat! Lol

  • @danielclark241
    @danielclark241 6 років тому

    Wow. "Smalls" is looking pretty big nowadays!

  • @archange1717
    @archange1717 6 років тому

    Porter hasn't changed a bit!!

  • @B.McAllister
    @B.McAllister 6 років тому

    3:06 He actually said it was a shitty situation..

  • @PaycenVerbeek
    @PaycenVerbeek 2 роки тому

    Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
    New Jersey

  • @wildcatrewind
    @wildcatrewind Місяць тому

    Old McWalter had a farm e i e i o..... and on this farm he had a kid with squishy puffy cheeks

  • @I1Meh
    @I1Meh 6 років тому

    Lol great vid

  • @Ochocino85
    @Ochocino85 6 років тому

    Can someone tell me what happened to the main guy? like the leader of the group I completely forgot his name

    • @whistlesports
      @whistlesports  6 років тому

      Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, played by Mike Vitar?

    • @Ochocino85
      @Ochocino85 6 років тому

      @@whistlesports Yes!!!!!

  • @laceyjones7974
    @laceyjones7974 4 роки тому

    Can you do one with Marty York and Patrick 💖🙏 please

  • @David_Theisen
    @David_Theisen 6 років тому

    What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet??? SUPPLIES!!!!

  • @mmwawiffleball1418
    @mmwawiffleball1418 6 років тому

    OMG I WATCH THE SANDLOT FAV MOVIE I HAVE THE MOVIE! LET'S GO HAM AND SCOTTY!

  • @Nolongerusee
    @Nolongerusee 6 років тому

    Who is a Mouse’s favorite singer?
    Britney ears!

  • @nvasive_9148
    @nvasive_9148 6 років тому

    What happens when you pass first base
    You go to s...se...second HAHAHA

  • @10subscriberswithnovidscha54
    @10subscriberswithnovidscha54 6 років тому

    What poop can't we see?
    The one we stepped on.

  • @xrltimothy
    @xrltimothy 6 років тому +11

    Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap?
    Because They're Dead.

    • @dannehsg978
      @dannehsg978 6 років тому

      Brotha that joke was d omegalul omegalul

  • @andy1181-l3m
    @andy1181-l3m 2 місяці тому

    Patrick Rena still looks the f-ing same

  • @diegorivera7710
    @diegorivera7710 6 років тому

    What's brown n sticky
    A stick

  • @ryderharmon3090
    @ryderharmon3090 6 років тому +1

    What did the lead singer of Fall Out Boy say to the surgeon after getting new breast implants?
    Thanks for the mammaries.

  • @arisuusan3405
    @arisuusan3405 5 років тому

    Why did the boy bring a ladder to school
    He wanted to go to high school

  • @mmwawiffleball1418
    @mmwawiffleball1418 6 років тому

    Hahahahaha😂

  • @yoitsspirit
    @yoitsspirit 6 років тому

    Why no Benny?

  • @lotusgirl31
    @lotusgirl31 3 місяці тому

    this is a great video i love your acting tom its rachel your gf i love you lets do this us thing i hope your okay i want you happy and safe i ove you

  • @Nunyabidness20
    @Nunyabidness20 6 років тому

    Innitiaring retrieval suxtion vaccuum #1

    • @David_Theisen
      @David_Theisen 6 років тому

      You got it!! Pull it up!!! Aaahhh fire! Fire! Fire!! Fire!!!

  • @gottaeatapita3556
    @gottaeatapita3556 6 років тому +1

    hi

  • @projectsX
    @projectsX 6 років тому

    I may him

  • @JBLUE97
    @JBLUE97 6 років тому +2

    Why did the ghost not go to the dance.... Because he had nobody to go with😱

    • @keeram4363
      @keeram4363 6 років тому

      *ghoul with

    • @JBLUE97
      @JBLUE97 6 років тому

      @@keeram4363 ,don't get it

  • @logandrake8929
    @logandrake8929 6 років тому +1

    why does ham look the exact same

  • @littleliam159
    @littleliam159 6 років тому

    😂😂

  • @kolish2967
    @kolish2967 6 років тому

    Haha yaaay