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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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  • @whistlesports
    @whistlesports  4 роки тому +337

    Check out Dude Perfect: Untold Stories, their new behind the scenes video including never-before-revealed DP secrets! bit.ly/DPUntoldStories

    • @aspxct4641
      @aspxct4641 4 роки тому +3

      Whistle why did they just comment this

    • @BurgerKingFootLettuce
      @BurgerKingFootLettuce 4 роки тому +4

      We want next part

    • @atlasmaike492
      @atlasmaike492 4 роки тому +1

      Next

    • @shanechurilla
      @shanechurilla 4 роки тому +4

      What do you call a cow with no eyes?
      No eye deer.
      What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
      Still no eye deer.

    • @RMFCfan137
      @RMFCfan137 4 роки тому +2

      I’m going for the most disliked comment on UA-cam

  • @christopherrussell4285
    @christopherrussell4285 5 років тому +576

    - “you’re familiar with our parents”
    - “I am”
    I hope I’m not the only one who found this hysterical

  • @biscuitboy8660
    @biscuitboy8660 5 років тому +685

    Which part of a candy sings the best?
    THE WRAPPER

  • @impact.542
    @impact.542 5 років тому +449

    I don’t usually tell Dad jokes. But when I do, he usually laughs
    OMG thank you for the likes you guys and girls made my day. And Whistle Sports ❤️ my comment. Gotta subscribe and hit the bell 🔔. ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😊

    • @JRSmith-cc5ui
      @JRSmith-cc5ui 5 років тому +4

      What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

    • @dylansasena6212
      @dylansasena6212 5 років тому +2

      J. R. Smith original btw

    • @justplainjosh
      @justplainjosh 5 років тому +2

      @Goldenite 15 ba dum ch

    • @williamli9670
      @williamli9670 5 років тому

      Everyone’s copying the sidemen jokes they used

    • @impact.542
      @impact.542 5 років тому

      Let’s get some more joke in. 😁🤘👍

  • @athena706
    @athena706 4 роки тому +589

    Tyler: "Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?"
    People in 2020: "Because there wasn't any toilet paper in the first place"

  • @ZachChoi
    @ZachChoi 5 років тому +728

    My dad should be in this video, he’s got tons of bad jokes

    • @daphnekujo3543
      @daphnekujo3543 5 років тому +8

      HI ZACH CHOI ASMR!!! I love to watch your videos😍

    • @troto7735
      @troto7735 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t watch ur videos or ASMR but man does that food look good

    • @peekd
      @peekd 4 роки тому +3

      like you?

    • @Alpha-il7lr
      @Alpha-il7lr 4 роки тому +1

      Hey zach

    • @toptennoob4568
      @toptennoob4568 4 роки тому +3

      Who thought zach choi would be here?

  • @GrantYT18
    @GrantYT18 5 років тому +675

    RIP boiled water you will be mist...

    • @GrantYT18
      @GrantYT18 5 років тому +3

      ayyyyy

    • @erikaho1857
      @erikaho1857 5 років тому +3

      @@GrantYT18 that's just not what mist is. It's evaporated water changing from a liquid to a gaseous state of matter.

    • @GrantYT18
      @GrantYT18 5 років тому +4

      @@erikaho1857 Ik it wasn't my joke though it was my teacher's

    • @impact.542
      @impact.542 5 років тому +2

      Lol 😂

    • @aedanmayschak5827
      @aedanmayschak5827 5 років тому +2

      @@erikaho1857 such a smartass you know what he meant lmao

  • @colepark3r
    @colepark3r 5 років тому +104

    7:22 Having siblings: Displayed in 7seconds of verbal warfare.

    • @thatonedude7420
      @thatonedude7420 5 років тому +1

      I have sisters and I can confirm that this is true

  • @omega_physk0146
    @omega_physk0146 4 роки тому +198

    John: Want to hear a construction joke?
    Alex: sure
    John: I’m still working on it

  • @evaefendy4080
    @evaefendy4080 5 років тому +519

    i have a joke
    what did benjamin franklin say when he found electricity?
    nothing,he was in shock.

    • @muntherasad5587
      @muntherasad5587 5 років тому

      eva efendy lol

    • @ava__O11509
      @ava__O11509 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @killerkelzs1973
      @killerkelzs1973 5 років тому

      Wait whats the joke and the joke is not funny :>)

    • @sithblr
      @sithblr 4 роки тому

      Hah

    • @weeveeteevee149
      @weeveeteevee149 4 роки тому +3

      wasn't it Thomas edition who discovered electricity? or was he just the light bulb

  • @kadenpeterson5749
    @kadenpeterson5749 5 років тому +1242

    My friend David got his ID stolen.
    Now he's just plain Dav.

  • @anton3623
    @anton3623 5 років тому +906

    What did the Guy who made the knock knock Joke get?
    The No-Bell prize

  • @thewizard-edits
    @thewizard-edits 4 роки тому +1238

    Cory: I will go first.
    Coby: I will let you go first.
    Cory: I don’t need your permission.
    Coby: You just received it.

  • @caseypatten496
    @caseypatten496 5 років тому +3073

    I got fired from the bank today, this lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

    • @colem949
      @colem949 5 років тому +29

      Good one lol

    • @fletcherklug3280
      @fletcherklug3280 5 років тому +20

      Did you get that from JK studios? It's really hilarious isn't it?!

    • @theforknut2415
      @theforknut2415 5 років тому +9

      Funny but if it is real then it feels bad

    • @nahil0
      @nahil0 5 років тому +4

      Casey Patten I get it

    • @Noneblue39
      @Noneblue39 5 років тому +1

      i dont get it

  • @lucastocks4783
    @lucastocks4783 5 років тому +264

    Yesterday I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
    She seemed surprised.

  • @samdanilyuk9940
    @samdanilyuk9940 4 роки тому +425

    I checked the subtitles and Garrett did say “haha”

    • @romangriffin4111
      @romangriffin4111 4 роки тому +6

      I can confirm that I have the subtitles button to prove it

    • @gavinschneider4461
      @gavinschneider4461 4 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @abigailrichards9960
      @abigailrichards9960 3 роки тому +3

      If you were doing it in Swedish it would be haha, but then translate to English using Google Translate, then it is lol. Ty's top 10 is Tres Mal!!!!

    • @MrRandom_1
      @MrRandom_1 3 роки тому +2

      I checked it to and it said haha

    • @husenmanahl5352
      @husenmanahl5352 3 роки тому +1

      @@romangriffin4111 u:yd

  • @rnmsop6647
    @rnmsop6647 4 роки тому +45

    "Knock knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Doris."
    "Doris who?"
    "Doris locked, that why im knocking"

  • @whistlesports
    @whistlesports  5 років тому +103

    COMMENT with a bad joke. We just might use it and shout you out in a future episode!

    • @nickschelitzche8395
      @nickschelitzche8395 5 років тому +2

      Whistle first

    • @idkwhattoputheresowhocares1234
      @idkwhattoputheresowhocares1234 5 років тому +8

      T series is better than pewdiepie
      That’s my joke

    • @mastershushu7638
      @mastershushu7638 5 років тому +2

      Whats 1+1= window

    • @jdgamer5965
      @jdgamer5965 5 років тому +15

      What is the difference between a piano,tuna and a pot a glue. What. You can tuna piano but can’t tuna fish. What about the glue. I knew you would get stuck there.

    • @harrisonm2824
      @harrisonm2824 5 років тому +4

      what happens when fire gets mad?
      It has a meltdown.
      Hey i would love it if you guys used this in a future episode i would be really happy if you did. :)

  • @redandroid526
    @redandroid526 5 років тому +377

    what do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    a can't opener

  • @daforkray3915
    @daforkray3915 5 років тому +132

    6:25 look at pandas arm *EXPOSED*

  • @wesleymillar1063
    @wesleymillar1063 4 роки тому +32

    Coby: That was embarrassing. You cannot laugh at this.
    Cory: I can and I will- I won't.
    Coby: Wow...

  • @tegbirsingh1340
    @tegbirsingh1340 5 років тому +65

    Yesterday I was listening to music on my loudspeakers. My neighbours liked it so much........
    They threw a brick through my window to hear it better!!!

  • @MSTwentyFour_24
    @MSTwentyFour_24 5 років тому +667

    What is Thanos' favourite social media platform?
    Snapchat.

  • @tobbielopez9545
    @tobbielopez9545 5 років тому +733

    What do you call the security guards of Samsung?
    The guardians of the galaxy

  • @eileenyoung7626
    @eileenyoung7626 4 роки тому +34

    I got a new boomerang for Christmas. I tried to throw out my old one but it kept coming back

  • @zenn._.596
    @zenn._.596 5 років тому +47

    "have you ever heard of the light show." "no." "i heard it was pretty lit

  • @Santheman524
    @Santheman524 5 років тому +347

    A blind man walks into a bar
    and a chair, and a table, and people.

    • @michaelrusso5404
      @michaelrusso5404 5 років тому +11

      Have you ever seen Steve wonder’s house?
      It’s ok neither has he

    • @bradenprice9516
      @bradenprice9516 5 років тому

      I thought was Helen keller

    • @warlaak
      @warlaak 5 років тому +5

      Sanjeev Ramachandran
      A man walks into a bar in space
      Then he realizes it’s in space and he can’t breathe and he dies

    • @oilhaslamavichgimofski
      @oilhaslamavichgimofski 5 років тому

      N1nja3wok22 -_- why did you like your own comment

    • @warlaak
      @warlaak 5 років тому +3

      TheGaming Shadow y not

  • @killerguy655
    @killerguy655 5 років тому +254

    What did the pirate get on his report card?
    Seven Cs!

    • @nba2klivemobilemaster923
      @nba2klivemobilemaster923 5 років тому

      BlitZ & Ice nice

    • @susanpaulin8089
      @susanpaulin8089 5 років тому

      I have to do with DAD

    • @dachucksta7389
      @dachucksta7389 5 років тому

      What do you call a guy that has no arms and no legs that sits on a bush
      Berry

    • @GARails
      @GARails 5 років тому

      That took me a minute

    • @PuffyKat
      @PuffyKat 5 років тому

      BlitZ & Ice what did the pirate get on his report
      Card?
      F-

  • @jackmcdonnell4624
    @jackmcdonnell4624 5 років тому +44

    What is a wind turbine's favorite kind of music?
    Well, he's a huge metal fan.

  • @davisbruning3589
    @davisbruning3589 5 років тому +553

    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.

    • @Cy_Ma
      @Cy_Ma 5 років тому +10

      That was a little "Horny"...

    • @fangswithblades9123
      @fangswithblades9123 4 роки тому +2

      why don't cows wear bells
      cuz they aren't cowbells

    • @jeffmacilraithify
      @jeffmacilraithify 4 роки тому

      Luckyboy94 horns you blow in to make sound so cows use bells to make noise because their horns don’t work that’s the joke

    • @kellyhinkle2083
      @kellyhinkle2083 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @ggameykrofcheck1650
      @ggameykrofcheck1650 4 роки тому

      Why can’t you have more than 239 beans in a bean soup Because if you have one more it would be too farty

  • @alexoutcalt3916
    @alexoutcalt3916 5 років тому +282

    My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange." I said, "No it doesn't."

  • @Witch_Blair
    @Witch_Blair Рік тому +11

    The twins going against each other is always entertaining

  • @janeschroeder4855
    @janeschroeder4855 5 років тому +197

    What do prisoners use to talk to each other??
    Ansewer: Cell phones!!!

  • @sourcan8664
    @sourcan8664 5 років тому +257

    Wanna hear a joke?
    YT Rewind

  • @Griffinburtt
    @Griffinburtt 5 років тому +530

    Why was tigger looking in the toilet
    He was looking for Pooh

  • @cmdr.meiloorun1226
    @cmdr.meiloorun1226 4 роки тому +45

    "Is 'snowbank' a thing?" Says the man from Texas.😂

  • @hiraahmadshaikh9741
    @hiraahmadshaikh9741 5 років тому +31

    Why we shouldn't trust an atom
    ANSWER:Cause they make up everything 😂😂😂

  • @benphelps3398
    @benphelps3398 5 років тому +47

    What's a sad person's favorite drink in the morning? Depresso

  • @haileytrifan6816
    @haileytrifan6816 5 років тому +24

    What goes ha ha thump? A man laughing his head off

  • @leoncogaming
    @leoncogaming 4 роки тому +22

    What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

  • @umer9769
    @umer9769 5 років тому +459

    What did Darth Vader say to his wife when their relationship wasn't working out?
    May divorce be with you.

    • @joebuzz6430
      @joebuzz6430 5 років тому +1

      K that's pretty good

    • @finkleaboys6125
      @finkleaboys6125 5 років тому

      Hahahahahaha that good

    • @folakemi.12
      @folakemi.12 5 років тому

      Mohammad Ali nice one

    • @Nihmune_SM
      @Nihmune_SM 5 років тому

      Good one!

    • @AxLz7
      @AxLz7 5 років тому +1

      I saw that coming but u got me bro 😂that was good

  • @tykuresa22
    @tykuresa22 5 років тому +29

    *Reversing the car*
    Ahhh this takes me back

  • @conairehorgan2456
    @conairehorgan2456 5 років тому +92

    What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar?
    A dollar is worth 4 quarters.

  • @IceDragon3257
    @IceDragon3257 4 роки тому +87

    6:34
    if you lose to closely you can hear muffled laughing under Cody’s laugh, did panda actually make a sound for once!?

    • @adrey2149
      @adrey2149 4 роки тому +1

      Gaming Pals212 yeah I hear it!

    • @jayronsandoval6963
      @jayronsandoval6963 4 роки тому +1

      I was going to type the same thing in chat I herd it when he said that joke

    • @pleasehelpmegetto100subswi4
      @pleasehelpmegetto100subswi4 3 роки тому +1

      Haha! Maybe!

    • @anaylawate2114
      @anaylawate2114 3 роки тому

      Yes. It sounded like ty

    • @spiderpig2518
      @spiderpig2518 3 роки тому

      @@anaylawate2114 Maybe ty was out of camera view and he cupped his hand over his mouth and laughed

  • @thebuendiafamily1645
    @thebuendiafamily1645 5 років тому +201

    What's the difference between a Snowman and Snowomen?
    Snowballs

  • @kghsoccer1876
    @kghsoccer1876 5 років тому +213

    What smells like red paint but is blue?
    Blue paint

  • @ricardocordova1318
    @ricardocordova1318 5 років тому +153

    Speaker - “Ask me if I’m a truck”
    Listener - “Are you a truck?”
    Speaker - “No”

  • @andrewthomas7109
    @andrewthomas7109 Рік тому +5

    "Is a snowbank a thing?"
    Lol your Texas is showing there Garrett.

  • @spyc3311
    @spyc3311 5 років тому +118

    Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?
    Yeah, he was just going through a stage.

  • @foilmayhemdevil4308
    @foilmayhemdevil4308 5 років тому +112

    What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
    “Do you smell carrots?”

  • @sahulgill6528
    @sahulgill6528 5 років тому +52

    What did the cow said to his son when he went to college??
    Bi-son
    Damn thanks for the 4 people who liked. Really appreciate the hard work.

  • @dano5780
    @dano5780 4 роки тому +8

    I put my car in reverse ,the story always takes me back

  • @jolienguyen4854
    @jolienguyen4854 5 років тому +7

    Mrs. Claus is now Canadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦😝🤪🤣
    The subtitles did say haha when Garrett laughed

  • @whistlesports
    @whistlesports  5 років тому +334

    Check out our NEW episode of Bad Jokes with ROSS SMITH & HIS GRANDMA! ua-cam.com/video/L0mzMN28RLE/v-deo.html

    • @dallincoronado9450
      @dallincoronado9450 5 років тому +5

      Why did everyone laugh at the duck when he was walking
      It showed his but quack

    • @robertwebster2030
      @robertwebster2030 5 років тому

      2nd

    • @HeadlessNinja
      @HeadlessNinja 5 років тому +4

      Dude perfect inspired me to be a youtuber! One day i hope to be as big as them! I'd love everyones support! On my journey to get 2k subs!

    • @dannyspranger618
      @dannyspranger618 5 років тому +4

      What did the coach say to the vending machine.
      CAN I HAVE MY QUARTER BACK.

    • @keenasurface6713
      @keenasurface6713 5 років тому

      #dudeperfect

  • @davisbruning3589
    @davisbruning3589 5 років тому +137

    What is the tallest piece of furniture?
    The bookcase. Because it has the most stories.

  • @emmaoliver8768
    @emmaoliver8768 3 роки тому +10

    I just like how Cody was laughing at his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    And then panda was getting all the points 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @jeremythomas9820
    @jeremythomas9820 5 років тому +9

    Joke: How do you know Santa is good at Karate
    Answer: Because he has a black belt

  • @finnbacon
    @finnbacon 5 років тому +131

    7:22 can we get a channel just for Coby and Cory? xD

    • @tadhg2554
      @tadhg2554 3 роки тому +4

      That would be the best channel ever

    • @ReviewGamesIsTerrible
      @ReviewGamesIsTerrible 3 роки тому +1

      Before Dude Perfect started, Coby And Cory had there own channel. Then, they started to post the trickshot videos on there channel, and the rest is history

  • @harrisonduncan6396
    @harrisonduncan6396 5 років тому +177

    Why did the duck get arrested
    Because it was caught selling QUACK

  • @ayshamahir501
    @ayshamahir501 4 роки тому +4

    5:18 Tyler: "subtitle it?"
    Me: 'subtitles it'
    Subtitles: haha
    *yup he really laughed and didn't clear his throat XD.*

  • @ORCA47
    @ORCA47 5 років тому +9

    You know, jokes with punch lines are painfully funny.

  • @vijayart
    @vijayart 5 років тому +57

    How did the tree feel when spring came?
    Re-leaved

  • @mrlolerachilles8623
    @mrlolerachilles8623 5 років тому +49

    What did the traffic light say to the car /look away i am changing

  • @adapt7316
    @adapt7316 3 роки тому +22

    Cory: thanks Ericha for this joke
    The thousands of Ericha’s: OmG! hE sAiD mY NaME

  • @DuncanSmith
    @DuncanSmith 5 років тому +191

    🐼 Panda 🐼

  • @m_espo4
    @m_espo4 5 років тому +54

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke

  • @wsingleton21
    @wsingleton21 5 років тому +167

    What’s a sleeping bull called? A bulldozer.

    • @iceomat
      @iceomat 5 років тому +1

      That's pretty funny.

    • @domasgrg
      @domasgrg 5 років тому

      @@iceomat idk but its kinda good😁😁😁

    • @Viet1975
      @Viet1975 5 років тому

      Huh I've seen that on a milk carton

  • @TechnicalTim-oj5vv
    @TechnicalTim-oj5vv 4 роки тому +31

    Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
    Yeah he pasta way

  • @devkikumar8423
    @devkikumar8423 5 років тому +128

    why was the math book sad
    I had too many problems 😉

    • @ryans4116
      @ryans4116 5 років тому +2

      I had to many problems. I would say
      It had to many problems

  • @zanesalah359
    @zanesalah359 5 років тому +153

    What's green and has wheels?
    Celery. I lied about the wheels.

  • @gabby_s2391
    @gabby_s2391 5 років тому +82

    what do you call a computer in the middle of the ocean?
    a dell rolling in the deep

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 роки тому +9

    the twins are such a good example of being able to deliver a joke and not

  • @bread7865
    @bread7865 5 років тому +24

    I read a book about helium
    I couldn't put it down

  • @impact.542
    @impact.542 5 років тому +111

    What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies

    • @JRSmith-cc5ui
      @JRSmith-cc5ui 5 років тому +1

      What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip

    • @impact.542
      @impact.542 5 років тому

      Melody Thieme Good one

    • @impact.542
      @impact.542 5 років тому

      J. R. Smith Nice 👍

  • @davisbruning3589
    @davisbruning3589 5 років тому +82

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Cows go
    Cows go who
    No, Cows go moo.

  • @kalesvlogs4894
    @kalesvlogs4894 3 роки тому +3

    5:10 TURN ON THE CAPTIONS

  • @renehumanes4516
    @renehumanes4516 5 років тому +18

    I'd tell you a construction joke but I'm still working on it

  • @void5126
    @void5126 5 років тому +7

    got one...
    Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
    -
    Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

  • @RachelSemeson
    @RachelSemeson 5 років тому +5

    I died when he snatched the paper from the innocent unknowing panda 🐼

  • @OmaruVal
    @OmaruVal 3 роки тому +1

    i have to say this, PANDA IS THE BEST OF ALL THE DUDE PERFET MEMBER, pleeeease put him more videos.

  • @laceypogson4705
    @laceypogson4705 5 років тому +228

    Why did Adele cross the road
    To say hello from the other side

  • @kellykarvela9441
    @kellykarvela9441 5 років тому +68

    Me: Whats the difference between a piano, tuna fish, and glue...
    Me: You can Tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna...
    Tyler: What about the glue...
    Me: I new you'd get stuck on that.

    • @Bubbyyyy
      @Bubbyyyy 4 роки тому +3

      That's sorta funny

    • @RKOStunner619
      @RKOStunner619 3 роки тому +1

      Slight correction: What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! (Yes I realize this comment is two years old, no I honestly don't care.)

  • @kghsoccer1876
    @kghsoccer1876 5 років тому +9

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Call it whatever you want, it still won't come to you :)

  • @tanmaymehta21
    @tanmaymehta21 3 роки тому +4

    At 6:25 You can see Panda’s hand 😅😅

  • @kghsoccer1876
    @kghsoccer1876 5 років тому +41

    How much do pirates pay for corn?
    A buck-an-ear (buccaneer)

  • @kaelynelise12
    @kaelynelise12 5 років тому +45

    what does a nosy pepper do?
    it gets jala-penyo business

  • @itzAt0mic
    @itzAt0mic 5 років тому +14

    You all my life ive been told I should be a stand up comedian, the thing is though I prefer sitting

  • @doubleduecebrad
    @doubleduecebrad 5 років тому +13

    Knock knock “who’s there” “dishes” “dishes who?” “Dishes a nice place you got here”

  • @kevinhoffpauir1109
    @kevinhoffpauir1109 5 років тому +25

    What do you get when you mix a cow and a smurf
    Blue cheese

  • @vrajpatel9753
    @vrajpatel9753 5 років тому +580

    What did my friend say to his crush
    Are you a banana... because i find you APEELING

  • @hillaryrooten7104
    @hillaryrooten7104 5 років тому +148

    Wanna hear my construction joke?
    Sorry I’m still working on it

  • @andrewhoobler161
    @andrewhoobler161 4 роки тому +3

    You needs to tell the public who panda is

  • @kghsoccer1876
    @kghsoccer1876 5 років тому +13

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Interrupting cow
    Interrupti--MOOOO!

    • @slimmy5495
      @slimmy5495 5 років тому

      KGHSoccer18 not funny

    • @Ryan-sf8gb
      @Ryan-sf8gb 5 років тому

      I feel like they did that in another video

    • @zaingr926
      @zaingr926 5 років тому +1

      Welp. How original.

  • @evand7473
    @evand7473 5 років тому +29

    A circus performer was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
    "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
    "Well, show me then," the officer demanded.
    So the man got out the machetes and started juggling them - first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
    Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."

  • @madelinevitale4161
    @madelinevitale4161 5 років тому +24

    I once saw a sign that said “duck, eggs” I thought that’s an unnecessary coma. Then it hit me

    • @iexist8950
      @iexist8950 3 роки тому +1

      That was a nice joke you shelled out

  • @jesusislord9439
    @jesusislord9439 4 роки тому +4

    More of these with dude perfect please they are the best episodes by far

  • @okkkk111
    @okkkk111 5 років тому +22

    Knock knock
    Who's there ach ach who
    Bless you

  • @matthull7181
    @matthull7181 5 років тому +7

    Here’s a bad joke,
    It was pajama day at school,and here’s why I got sent home, it’s not my fault I sleep naked

  • @oldbarn9755
    @oldbarn9755 5 років тому +39

    What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
    A hole.

  • @Morgan_equestrian
    @Morgan_equestrian 4 роки тому +5

    If you decide to do another one of these you should use this for Cory
    What did the mountain climber call his son?
    Cliff