Dude Perfect: Bad Joke Telling
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2017
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2nd like
Lol 4 likes
Can I get 5 likes Edit:no way i actually got 5 LIKES 🥳🥳
Even though some of these jokes aren't that funny I still end up laughing XD
Just me..?
Ok....
Can you guys write down all these jokes so I can tell them plz
I have an unemployment joke
it doesn't work
Slowly claps
well done
Abbadon771 lol
Abbadon7
knock knock
i actually laughed at all of them
i am that pathetic
In that case, we too are pathetic.
aaronmlin
Same
yes
I did too xD
aaronmlin everyone knows your that pathetic
Of course Cody laughs harder at his own joke than anything Garrett said 😂
Nobody:
Ty: *s t i c k*
Garret: *WHEEZE*
That was genuinely the best joke I've ever heard 😂😂😂
@@manuelpaumgarten I heard it before many times and only got it today
@@manuelpaumgarten terrible but smart=funny
@@jackdalw2928 I don’t understand it
I laughed too dude.
"What is brown and sticky?"
"A stick" I'm dying XD😂
Probablly a chocolate stick :p
Who else tried wiping his profile pic thinking it was a hair
Kiwi Chiep Omfg I didn't even realise I done it...
A as in Andreas i was thinkind of a stick also you have some good jokes up in the comments so you can laugh more :)
The sticky is what triggers tou
What did the blanket say to the bed?
"Don't worry - I got you covered."
Ha
Haha
Peter Vang that happened to me but instead it was a homeless guy under it
God that really is a bad joke!🤣
nice
2:40 I love Garret’s laugh
His laugh sounds kinda fake
Who lost? 2:39
@@vemnock3622 his first two seemed fake
You Spelled Garrett’s Name Wrong It’s Garrett Not Garret.
I laughed so hard when he said “ugly”😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭💜
I didn't get that one. Would you explain it for me ?
I have blah eyes and blah noses what am I ugly that’s what I mean
why do you need 19 emojis???
I for some reason thought that kind of dark humor was funny
@@rainyday6512 you're not alone, mate
Question - What Concert costs 45 cents?
Answer - 50 cent ft Nickleback
this one is GOLDEN.
haha thanks XD
StevePlayz how original.
XD
Touche
I got hit by a can of coke. I'm lucky it was a soft drink
Tom Aalders XD That is one of the best jokes I heard!
so funny! ☺
Nice
Not quite soft, with the amount of sugar. That could hit you like a brick.
Lol
Cody: “I have six eyes, 2 mouth,3 ears, what am I?
Garret:what?
Cody:ugly
Me: 😂😂😂😂 me laughing dead
HAHAHAHAHA ME TOO 😆
IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES
@@parthvallabh6447 what is your nationality dude? I am from Philippines
Indian
@@parthvallabh6447 oh 🙃 cool
ty: how do you cut an ocean into two?
cody: you use a sea-saw
me: no, call moses for that...
Lol
That's pretty good! Lol! I was actually thinking that!
Do you want to hear a construction joke???
To bad I'm working on it..
darian callaghan hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaahah
darian callaghan do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind it is to cheesey!😂
darian callaghan i
darian callaghan I
Too*
Coby and Cory looking at each other like in a mirror
Ikr
Because they are twins
@@Mr_srivatthsa2000 wow i didnt know
@@Mr_srivatthsa2000 no, really?
Optical illusion trick shots
2:30 made me cry of laughter
I smiled at how serious they stared each other down slowly nodding with each joke while slowly losing it 😂😬
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
chef*
We don't have thyme for this
That’s What She Said
Good one! the
C. Kyle You
What do you call a belt with a clock?
Waist of time
It would be better if you put what do you call a belt around a belt.but the joke is good
I mean around a clock
Watch
Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
Yeah, that's the spirit.
Wow such empty
😺
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao so good
dafuq
What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite NBA basketball team?
The Rockets 🚀
:D
Lol
Its funny
@@venkyrocks25 ikr
This is a funny one
Did u hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got six months
no, but i did heard that one of the jokes :
What is the diffrence between a human and a calendar?
They have dates (like 8-23-2017) and Humans have dates ( marry)
EliteShooter 1599
Alex lewis I
EliteShooter 1599 we got it 😑
ssundee'
1:13 when that laugh is funnier than the joke 😂
How do you get someone curious?
I’ll tell you later
You messed up the joke.
@@matthewkuhl79 no they didn't. That's the whole point, to make u curious
@@tabi122 No, they told it wrong:
_How do you keep a moron in suspense?_
@@matthewkuhl79 ahh ok. I did consider that as what you meant, but i had never heard the joke, sooo😂. Thanks, now i know a more insulting version to tell to my sister. Or there Could just be a different way of saying it and they didn't say it wrong?
@@tabi122 Oh, no. It's definitely an insult joke 😉
5:23
*Here's Garret and Tyler sharing Cell Brain's Together*
What do boxers like to drink?
punch!
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
lol
WCC Studio 7 FALCON PUNCH
Milk
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
John Preda XD
Cody's face is so funny in his battle with Garrett 😂
2:38 Cody lost he laughed first
Random Vlogzz it was his own joke though
@@kadem8739 yup, so he can laugh basically, who cares :D
I'd tell you a Chemical Joke
But i know i wouldn't get a reaction ;-;
You are my chemical romance :))
Dude I slapped my NEON that one
You know i was going to tell you another one but Na
Why did the chemist die afyer his buddy ordered h20
He said i want some h202
Tell the joke I can take it
r/wooosh
how to make soup turn into gold
just add 24 carrots in it
Arjun Grover GOLDEN!
Arjun Grover I’m d ad rofl
Arjun Grover but gold can be 1 karat, and also karat wasn’t spelled right
Camille Saint-Saëns it’s supposed to be spelled wrong because then carrot goes with soup.
Where would you find flying rabbits?
Me: Minecraft
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college
"Bison"
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear about the guy that cut out he's left leg and left arm
He was all right
not hilarious
Wow he must be left-alone
Farmer 27 don’t you get the joke he has no left stem or leg so he only has a right leg and right arm so he’s all RIGHT
Chikomo Mayumbelo %
Chikomo Mayumbelo i peed in My pants when i readed your
What room cant a ghost be in
The living room
BATTLE BOY598 that makes sense cuz the ghost can't live
I get it
XDDDDDDDD
You got that from Kid Squad
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke
XD
What does cannibal eat to freshen their breath
Men toes
😂
😂😂🤣🤣
😂
😂😂😂
This is the moment when comment is better than the vid it comments
This comment section is a goldmine
Got a love when the comments are more entertaining than the video itself! Amirite? 😜
What is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The *SPACE BAR*
IMuradI ok
IMuradI lol
GOOD one
IMuradI I knew this one
Why shouldn't you fart in a Apple store?
Because they don't have windows...
lol only one in the comment section that made me laugh
Pagro21 c
OH my goodness my brother and I laughed so hard!!!
"why do you shouldn't..." 10/10 - ign
Because then they can't CELL phones
3:39
My next one is amazing
~Cory
What do you call a sad coffee
Answer: a depresso
Ooh ooh I got one
Knock knock!
Who's there?
A cow goes.
A cow goes, who?
Wrong a cow goes moo.
Umer Khan if youre a directioners, you know who made this joke so hilarious.
Did you hear the movie about constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
lol
Tom b pöooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nice one XD
You stole it from nigahiga.
Lol
I like that Coby and Cory even if they’re twins, they have different voices.
What do you call a didgeridoo that doesn’t work?
A log
Good one
Clever
I tried to tell the I have six eyes etc joke to my friends and all I could say was six eyes because I started laughing so hard at my own joke that I started to cry. That day they thought that I was such a weirdo and I still haven't been able to tell them the end of the joke!!! What has my life become😂😂
Alice Maxwell-Reid You are amazing :D I've had that happen so many times while telling jokes, laughing so hard I sound like a seal choking. Somehow the punchline never comes through that xD
Alice Maxwell-Reid almlst the same happened to me 😂
did you manage to do it
no but i am still trying
@@alicemaxwell-reid6218 AKJFBKSE YOU REPLIED-
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Cody’s super serious face after the “jellyfish” pun.. Ive never seen a man with a more intense look than that.. 😂😂😂
1:52 'laughs internally' :D
I couldn't stop laughing at Codys face trying to stay serious 😂😂 he looked like a terrified fish 😂
Did you hear about the guy without his left side?
He's all right now
Xavier98 is
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock on
Knock on who?
*my door*
😂 has
Ok
2:12
Pinocchio: 😐
what's the difference between Santa and Charlie Sheen?
Santa stops after 3 ho's. 🎅
lol great😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Crawford Hamiil I
Best. One. Yet.
Whats the difference between ash and yugi ?
Yugis actually won a championship or two
What do you call a pickle that draws?
A dillustrator.
I started laughing when I saw Cody the tall guy.🤣
Same here 👍🤣 bcuz of his expression
Every dad in the world unanimously agrees that the stick joke is funny
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff....
Ba-dum-tsss
Omg this was hilarious.
Hahahahahaahhahhaahahhahhahahahqhahahahahahahahaahahahaahahhaahhaha
LMFAO...LOL.... ROFL
Star Girl hahahahahah
Omg I love this 😂
Who else is here in the comments section to see other people's bad jokes
us!
me
Jay Antwi me
Jay Antwi me
you wizard
1:06 The question was enough to make me laugh 😂
I actually was trying not crack up at their expressions😂😂
what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
Eithan Sapir Impressive. But only because bisons are cute.
georgie porgie
This one is funny
CrazyMarc *without
CrazyMarc g
CrazyMarc mine was better
I don't give it
cody laughed before garrett at his own joke
0:20 a scary go round
Clever
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing!
So was this joke
UnBelievable Oh I know this joke
You stole it from bad dad jokes
It was so depressing (in case someone didn't understood the joke)😂😂😂
@@subscriberswithnovideos-mb4dp R/WOOOOOOSH
2:31 I died of laughter
Gray Ghost12 same
LOL
RIP
The red guy has no right to laugh after saying it
Gray Ghost12 same and I had a joke birthday party and I said that joke
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
The dock. :)
mans laughed at his own joke and SO DID I 😭
What did Bruce Lee order at Burger King?
1 WATAAAA and a WHOPPAAAA
Joy Heath LMAO XD
Joy Heath he ordered bro co lee
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say "hello" from the other side
Efthalia Lazaridou I
Efthalia Lazaridou p
Efthalia Lazaridou hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Efthalia Lazaridou lol
Efthalia Lazaridou I
What’s the difference between a snowmen and a snowwoman?
*snowballs*
What clothes would a mermaid wear to a maths class...?
Algae bra
👏👏👏👏
how do trees go on the internet
they log in😂😂😂😂😂😂
Srey phan iii
Srey phan nice one
Srey phan I
I guessed it was log on
What's brown and sticky
What is the difference between Cory and a calendar
A calendar has dates
Ahudii (:V)
Ahudii you mean Coby. Cory is married
Ahudii gotta be DP's fav right there
Ahudii, you messed up, son. ha ha ha! 😄
Ahudii OOOOOOHHOHHOHOOHHOHOHIH
What do you call two married spiders that has two legs?
Two married spiders that has two legs
2:31 Bro that's not even a joke, that's like a fact or something 🤣🤣
What comes after USA?
USB
HylianForce df
HylianForce
HylianForc
no it comes VTB
HylianForce Haha
Im glad they didnt do any insect jokes
They really bug me.
booooooooooy
Crystal Callex I
Belgian Waffle
Crystal Callex i
I never laughed. I understood every joke by the way.
Joke idea: what did the sushi said to the bee? Wassup bee
Also, the two twins had the best jokes
My grandfather has the heart of a lion ...
And a life time band from the New York City zoo
AHAHAHAH this is one of the best I read in the comments
We went out with our friend David but he forgot his id
Now we just call him Dav
Ryan Miller i
Good one!
Ryan Miller .
Ryan Miller i
1:06 What's brown and Sticky?
Me: Hoodini!
Milo Carpenter I see we have a fellow Vanoss/Delirious/someone else who was there fan
Milo Carpenter the turd mobile
5:07 I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
Lol i am laughing at even the lamest jokes😂😂😂😂😂
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall.
Dam.
MrRugby good one
That got me
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That made me laugh out loud bei
What did the dam say when the fish ran into it?
Dumb bass
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
Wot
Grace Valverde I honestly didn't get that lol
Lol
Am i the the only one that understood this
Taquila(ta-kill-ha) in other words (to-kill-her)
Duh. Tequila = To Kill Her.
How do you make an octupos laugh?
It takes tentacles
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a genie who washes his hands a lot?
-
A Hy-genie!
I made that joke up myself!
COMMENT with a bad joke. We'll pin our FAVORITE!
Whistle Sports you guys are the best
Knock knock who's there pretty pretty who pretty ugly
Whistle Sports what has hands but can't clap?
A clock.
Whistle Sports spell icup and then say rainbows
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn
can you do a part 2 please loved this one
Stay tuned!
Whistle Sports thanks for making more! I really enjoyed this one!
What do you call a stick that does karate?
A CHOPstick.
5:24 the best part of the video
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Perfect Mix knee shlapper
LOL 😂
This one was good hahaha
What?
OMG that's so racist cuz I'm Mexican
What did the sandwich say to the guard ?
Lettuce in
Good one😂😂
Sidemen
Deez nuts, HA 1:18
I wouldn’t be able to do this, I laughed after every one lmao
What's the astronauts favorite keyboard?
The space bar
XD
X IanKim 171 a
how about launchpad?
X IanKim 171 should have said where does an astronaut get his drinks the space bar
X IanKim 171 re
Boy: What did the ocean say to the ocean?
Girl: what
Boy: Nothing, they just waved
Girl: Oh..
Boy: Did you sea what I did there?
Girl: No
Boy: Im shore you did
Girl: How do you have friends?
Boy: Dont be such a beach
Nyan Cat do you need to edit this joke?
Wanna hear a paper joke?
Nevermind, it's tearable.
Rumples & Things No no wait! I promise I won’t get a *paper CUT from it!*