@@Spudtron98 The Royal Navy after hearing that Von Spee had the AUDACITY to beat a Brit Naval Force: "I want him dead, I want his family dead, I want his house burnt to the ground, I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes!"
oh my fucking god. as someone with 2000 hours in hoi4 i aplaud you rimmy for making me both have a heart attack out of cringe and laugh myself to tears seeing you guys play the game GREAT VIDEO AS ALWAYS!
To anyone who reads this: You can attach flame tanks as support companies to paratroopers and they can be still paradropped. Have fun having flamethrower equipped King Tigers dropping from the sky with paratroopers.
For some reason, putting that quick flash of Highfleet while holding esc was way funnier to me than anything else. I ended up coughing for 5 minutes from laughing too hard
Damn, Rimmy is playing Hoi4 again! What's next; is he gonna finally do the Enclave Reformist tree from the Old World Blues mod that he said he would do, then promply refused? He should do it once OWB has been updated to work with The new patch; that Reformist focus tree is considered to be one of the best ever made in ANY Hoi4 Mod.
2:31 "If you don't purge dissenters as Stalin, a civil war occurs." Imagine if, when playing Germany, the Holocaust was optional and there would be a civil war if you didn't do it. Pretty fucked up, Paradox.
2:28 Yeah, I find it interesting too. Paradox kinda condones the purges. And the "paranoia", like bruh, is it really just it, if the treason and civil war will actually happen? I know its a game mechanic, but it still seems really weird
I find it hilarious that Rimmy was mad that he was always at war as Trotsky. I mean, that literally all Trotsky wanted to do. That's the Permanent Revolution.
Glad that you seemed to have fun with hoi4 again! Don't have to play hoi all the time but it was really fun watching you play with the cadian bois. Would love you for you to do more of this. Love ya rimmy!
Reminds me of the time I as Manchukuo was being lend leased guns by the USA and was also at war with China who was also being given free guns by the USA
Ah authoritatians and trains, they love building them, putting them on a schedule, loading them full of unwilling people... Real enthusiasts those Reds and Browns.
wow this arma 3 mod is incredible, crazy what people can do with the engine
It's the continent in arms mod
Crazy how far humanity has evolved
i love Minecraft plugins
@@MrRonx1 Continent In Arms makes me wet
It is best arma 3 mod
I lost it at "Don't touch the oceans, german-boy!"
The Royal Navy, instituting its blockade in WW1.
@@Spudtron98 The Royal Navy after hearing that Von Spee had the AUDACITY to beat a Brit Naval Force: "I want him dead, I want his family dead, I want his house burnt to the ground, I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes!"
I love how Rimmy's solution to losing the war is to just balkanize russia.
Necessity is the mother of all ingenuity
Too bad he couldnt do a Belka instead.
@@decarus834 IT’S TIME
@@bobtank6318 < Its a requiem.....>
@@decarus834 Ave Belka!
I’m glad Star Wars republic commandos has such an active community, it’s wild how a mod like this is possible!
Im going to cry ...
Im currently playing it again...
I didn’t he know he ever played it
This one got me in particular, I have no idea why XD
Bought the game recently on ps4. i have alot of fond memories of playing with my cousin on his og xbox back in the day i love republic commando
>Rimmy choose a man with a spirit "permament revolution"
>Rimmy is suprised that he is always at war
Rimmy hasnt played HOI4 in so long the game decided that wingdings is his preferred font
What do you mean HOI4?
This video has nothing to do with HOI4 at all.
@@cron1807 HOI4 is kinda like a computer infection, and it has decided to infect this very impressive Skyrim mod
"Oh no, I went back in time and tread on a butterfly, I hope I didn't alter the timeline too much."
The timeline...
Max0r is the man behind the slaughter
Welcome to Strangereal, Belka just nuked itself again.
"Trotskygrad"
"The trains...they WILL run on time" is probably the best part of this vid.
Unfortunately it's Italian time
Thomas the tank engine did nothing wrong. He was just following his orders
@@iglidor rather than thomas the tank engine, since its italian it would be "Thomazo the FS 685"
It’s the only way I live through ww2 as Syria XD
Rimmy playing hoi4? Guys... I think the end times are upon us
WE’RE FUCKED
Absolutely
It's not hoi4, It's Garfield Kart - Furious Racing.
The link in the description proves it.
@@discoK1D oh yeah he’s right lol
@@discoK1D
When They said This video is not hoi4,
but youtube said:
*Hearts of Iron IV 2016* (in description)
That flash at 3:34 to Sseth's Highfleet video was perfection.
Hey hey, people-
That’s just Highfleet in a nutshell tho
“I truly am going to live in the Komi Republic” HOI4 can’t get any more cursed than this stream.
Have you tried mods?
*blessed
Based
@@AmericanCaesarian oh no
*Blessed
"Thank God for you, Italy! Without you, this war would truly be lost!"
For the first time in history, this phrase was spoken without a hint of irony.
I'm watching an Australian lose his mind over constantly being at war.
Life good.
Australia does have a bad record when it comes to war. Remember the emu war
"And why did you conquer the world using Finland?"
"I er- wanted the world to be coloured White... Wait. Now wait a minute-"
"Don't touch the oceans, German boy." Is such a powerful declaration XD
Rimmy: "I'm losing, I'm about to lose. . . . It's alright, no-one wins now".
9:49 "Do you see those trains rolling up, do you know what they have on them"
-Windmill of Friendship Germany
Rimmy back to his "roots"
Have we gone full circle or EVEN FURTHER BEYOND hard to tell.
"Don't touch the Ocean, streamer-boy, i swear to fuck."
- William Lyon Mackenzie King
, 19th of November, 1939
Italy will make the trains go on time, even if it costs everything!
Italy made other countrys pay tickets for his trains.
@@robertolesiliatotacchini5023 a small cost for greatness and with greatness I mean a great way to travel.
oh my fucking god. as someone with 2000 hours in hoi4 i aplaud you rimmy for making me both have a heart attack out of cringe and laugh myself to tears seeing you guys play the game
GREAT VIDEO AS ALWAYS!
Remember he used to do Hoi4 all the time but then stopped.
Yeah I watched him since the hoi4 days, strange how loony toons he plays the game now
The trotsky path is broken as fuck with the comintern not dissolving.
To anyone who reads this:
You can attach flame tanks as support companies to paratroopers and they can be still paradropped.
Have fun having flamethrower equipped King Tigers dropping from the sky with paratroopers.
I love the idea of a chaotic-neutral Italy whose only goal is to bring train technology to it's peak and spread it to the world.
2:15 I love it how you gave Kurdistan almost all of turkey, but you kept the actually Kurdish parts yourself.
I think I just witnessed everyone in this video go through the 5 stages of grief.
And it was glorious.
I love how in the end, they actually made the world of TNO.
Now he needs to play TNO and especially Burgundy so he can die inside. And have Max0r do a commentary track with Burgundian Lulaby playing.
@@cnlbenmc TNO is shit made for people who like staring at a map but don't like rewriting the borders on that map.
@@mortemtyrannus8813 Calm down man
@@mortemtyrannus8813 it’s literally just it’s own story thing, and it has Russia for people who like map painting
@@UnsaneMan What do you mean, calm down? I said it's shit.
Mussolini: I shall make the worlds trains run on time.
The World: Which time?
Mussolini: PIZZA TIME!!!
The cycle is now complete.
This feels, nostalgic...
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Rimmy! HOI4? Have I gone back 2 years
Rimmy: "Fuck China, they're trying to take control of my faction!"
You Social Credit Score is -1,000,000
Man, for Rimmy's first time playing, he's pretty good a HoI4, I will say.
:)
Haha yeah : )
This isn’t his first time, if anything, he’s returning back to the roots of his channel’s success
@@willimeister2553 no, this is the first time.
@@malaizze go to his channel and sort by most viewed/most popular video
the best thing about Italy making trains is that nowadays the Italian Government owns a lot of train companies abroad.
>Escape epilepsy
>Highfleet joined the video
I don't know if this is a reference to Sseth or a reminder to drink my Clozapine.
For some reason, putting that quick flash of Highfleet while holding esc was way funnier to me than anything else. I ended up coughing for 5 minutes from laughing too hard
Damn, Rimmy is playing Hoi4 again! What's next; is he gonna finally do the Enclave Reformist tree from the Old World Blues mod that he said he would do, then promply refused?
He should do it once OWB has been updated to work with The new patch; that Reformist focus tree is considered to be one of the best ever made in ANY Hoi4 Mod.
Romania stands! The Guard broke before the Balkans did!
“I could’ve saved Poland” was arguably the best moment of the video
Especially when it was followed with “Don’t touch the oceans, German boy”
Not only is Rimmy going back to his roots with HOI, but also with the Sseth references again at 3:32. Absolutely brilliant.
I caught that highfleet gameplay thrown in there. Playing that rn and so far it’s on my top tier of games
Glad somebody else noticed it.
Highfleet video or we riot!
The "MAX WTF HAPPENED TO YOU?! I don't feel so good." Makes me laugh every time.
Oh that little clip of Highfleet is a good hint of things to come!
“Now I’m fighting El Salvador in Turkey”
That’s a sentence i’ll never hear again, hahaha
This makes me want to get the game
2:31 "If you don't purge dissenters as Stalin, a civil war occurs."
Imagine if, when playing Germany, the Holocaust was optional and there would be a civil war if you didn't do it. Pretty fucked up, Paradox.
They should do it for the next dlc.
That would be very based
The game starts in 1936, they already took the measures to prevent a Communist Uprising; the Great Purges started after the 1936 Start Date
Interesting new style of content. Great to see you branching out and experimenting with new games.
He's right this is clearly iron of hearts rouf
2:53 Huh, so THAT'S where Odessa is... That will be an important place for the Earth Federation once we enter the Universal Century.
Everyones trains NOT running on time.
Italy: and i took that personally!
The Neville Chamberlain joke sent me. Fantastic video, Rimmy.
7:26 makes you feel guilty for playing Germany
Holds down esc. gets highfleet flashbacks
Rimmy is not playing Hoi4. Rimmy has never played Hoi4. Glory to big brother Rimmy.
You're right, this isnt hoi4, this is a dumpster fire.
I have no idea what just happened, but it was incredible to watch. Thank you for this, and may the Komi Republic prosper forever more!
2:28
Yeah, I find it interesting too. Paradox kinda condones the purges. And the "paranoia", like bruh, is it really just it, if the treason and civil war will actually happen? I know its a game mechanic, but it still seems really weird
I cannot believe, not a hoi4 video! On this channel! I wouldnt expect Rimmy to not play hoi4 ever again
"Australia went fascist" is this real life or a game?
Sounds like real life to me
Make Australia a Prison Colony Again they said; it'll be fun they said...
@@cnlbenmc I'm still waiting for somebody to defend that shit
three weeks on and not a peep
that's a small but good sign
@@pacman10182 go to r/Australia when you feel like giving up hope.
Based
Italy: " Can I interest you in some trains in these trying times? "
"In the new DLC, the Soviets going to war will immediately and permanently lock the economy tree"
Rimmy: Instantly goes to war
How many times will this happen, till you learn not to trust Warpig?
Man, UA-cam got the game tag wrong. Mussolini would've allowed it to run on time... and hopefully correctly.
I find it hilarious that Rimmy was mad that he was always at war as Trotsky.
I mean, that literally all Trotsky wanted to do. That's the Permanent Revolution.
I just love the “don’t touch the oceans, German boy”
7:31 someone just got -9999 social credit
Rimmy with those flashbacks has clearly played highfleet, when can we expect a video?
This is the most cursed war in human history. Try teaching this shit in class decades later.
Mussolini *WILL* make the trains run on time whether you like it or not.
“The trains WILL run on time”
Is one of them named "the Cadian" or did Rimmy just give up on remembering the regiment number of his gaming group
Hard to remember when your regiment takes total losses frequently
They have XX because they don't have a number, not the Roman numeral for 20.
@@Hesstig he didn’t put XX either
"dont touch the oceans german boy"
it happened
i never thought i would see the day
rimmy came back to hoi4
I'm glad to see that your production lines are well trained...
...
... okay, I'll see myself out now.
Glad that you seemed to have fun with hoi4 again! Don't have to play hoi all the time but it was really fun watching you play with the cadian bois. Would love you for you to do more of this. Love ya rimmy!
I’m so glad to see another Rimmy HOI4 video.
*Do the Eggman Empire Mod*
I really need more of this. You guys were really fun to watch.
watching that high fleet clip just after having watched sseths video is beautiful
The image of a moose in a submarine telling the Germans “YOU’RE FUCKING GONE, BUDDY.” is way funnier than it has any right to be.
Reminds me of the time I as Manchukuo was being lend leased guns by the USA and was also at war with China who was also being given free guns by the USA
This whhole video was great. The lads made a side-busting hilarious situation every time, I loved it.
Huh, Project Wingman Conquest mode looks deeper than I expected
Oh boy, Garfield Kart: Furious Racing, my favorite 1930s Trotskyist map painting game! Thanks Rimmy!
As a Salvadorian we make armies out of thin air.
Genuinely less amazed about the sudden HOI4 video and more amazed about the sudden Highfleet reference at 3:31
Yes! That's what happens when you mess with Turkey.
This Livers of Tin game looks pretty cool, hope we see more of it.
Bruh, this is literally Appendixes of Osmium
Ah authoritatians and trains, they love building them, putting them on a schedule, loading them full of unwilling people... Real enthusiasts those Reds and Browns.
7:45 This is every single game of Dynasty Warriors Empires summed up in a single notion.
"Romania is at war with Mongolia"
So technically, it's a civil war
If you don't have any trains in your country, technically they're always running on time!
2:20 well, seems my brothers and sisters have really start drinking that old wine we had stored
7:25
The greatist threat that can be uttered to a man of common sense...
13:20 “The land named after the god emperor herself”
Who needs game testers when you have UA-camrs like Rimmy?
Nice sseth reference in there rimmy
As an estonian I absolutely love that Estonia lived through all that.
"Make the circles green!" -Goal of Hearts of Iron 3.
"I'm renaming my cities to Trotskygrad"
He is back, i still remember the time when he played KR Japan.