STELLARIS FEDERATIONS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Federations Are OP

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  • @justcreastive5513
    @justcreastive5513 4 роки тому +8874

    Imagine being so famous at breaking games that developper hires you to find exploit for them

    • @KhymChanur
      @KhymChanur 4 роки тому +951

      Advertising *and* bug testing for the price of one! Such a good deal they couldn't pass it up.

    • @sniptaclar5568
      @sniptaclar5568 4 роки тому +418

      Prob the smartest move for developers

    • @TheHalo294
      @TheHalo294 4 роки тому +241

      yeah, sounds like a job, oh .... beta tester, the old fashioned payed ones, not paying customers :D

    • @NavNav101
      @NavNav101 4 роки тому +69

      ​@@thespiffingbrit ah the British way

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +37

      @@TheHalo294 Beta testing wasn't really regularly paid a job, iirc. Quality Assurance, though...

  • @MaliceTheCommentator
    @MaliceTheCommentator 4 роки тому +1762

    "we will give you early access if and only if you break it." You're a game tester my dude

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 4 роки тому +168

      At least they have the balls to do what Bethesda should've done in the first place

    • @tylermiller5904
      @tylermiller5904 4 роки тому +36

      @@petemadrona2252 Yeah. At least they seemed to have kept their game-breaking fingers out of DOOM Eternal.

    • @truefailure6359
      @truefailure6359 3 роки тому +28

      To be fair, making Spiff a game tester is actually a super smart move. Given his... Penchant for “finding” bugs.

    • @MechaNoodle
      @MechaNoodle 3 роки тому +14

      @@truefailure6359 and his larger net of influence makes it a lot easier to get games known to the public

  • @FTT2002
    @FTT2002 4 роки тому +851

    “We here at Spiffco value your democracy.”
    *-* *Emperor Spifftatine*

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 роки тому +42

      *i am the senatea*

    • @kickthebukett5152
      @kickthebukett5152 4 роки тому +6

      I value democracy, i value the tea empire

    • @eizendragon5141
      @eizendragon5141 4 роки тому +5

      thats how democracy die, with tea and praise the Queen

    • @NO122221
      @NO122221 4 роки тому +4

      Our opinion is very important for you

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 роки тому +5

      I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, SECURITY AND TEA TO MY NEW EMPIRE

  • @DezrathNLR
    @DezrathNLR 4 роки тому +1606

    "Every fleet in the galaxy is pathetic compared to ours"
    Rule Britannia intensifies

    • @SwadianKnight101
      @SwadianKnight101 4 роки тому +5

      DezrathNLR pafetic*

    • @justAguyDs
      @justAguyDs 4 роки тому +2

      @@SwadianKnight101 hafafafafafafahhhh

    • @Twigs1836
      @Twigs1836 4 роки тому +26

      Britannia rules the void.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 роки тому +1

      *laughs in planetary Behemothcraft*

    • @localman9063
      @localman9063 3 роки тому +2

      At least that would explain why most aliens in science fiction are able to speak English.

  • @Pur1tas
    @Pur1tas 4 роки тому +1321

    litterally 3 years into the game: BREXIT

    • @derHutschi
      @derHutschi 4 роки тому +28

      if they had Spiffa as prime minister it would be like 'rule brittania' for the whole world

    • @blizzard9890
      @blizzard9890 4 роки тому +7

      Rule Britannia Britannia rules the waves Britons never never never will be slaves

    • @ashkonketchup
      @ashkonketchup 4 роки тому +2

      Lemme raise your like count to 500

    • @genericperson5746
      @genericperson5746 3 роки тому

      So that explains why Brexit happened

  • @ethancrabtree8647
    @ethancrabtree8647 4 роки тому +1043

    Audio engineer: How wet would you like the reverb?
    Spiff:Yes

    • @ar-4775
      @ar-4775 4 роки тому +27

      @@thespiffingbrit I think the reverb sounds nice

    • @varlunmulland3992
      @varlunmulland3992 4 роки тому +3

      @@ar-4775 I don't. It makes me have to turn the volume way down.

    • @fistfullofglass
      @fistfullofglass 4 роки тому +1

      It does hide the speech impediment well.

    • @ar-4775
      @ar-4775 4 роки тому +1

      @@fistfullofglass but who asked?

    • @Beastlee1
      @Beastlee1 4 роки тому +1

      It just sounds slightly sped up to me but it’s not a huge deal. I’m still entertained.

  • @mathdarven5634
    @mathdarven5634 4 роки тому +1406

    "So... Should we really give early access to Spiff ?"
    "If he does a video on Federations he will find exploit. Exploits we MAY be able to fix before releasing the DLC. So yes, we should."

    • @EstrellaViajeViajero
      @EstrellaViajeViajero 4 роки тому +42

      Probably not for 2.6, but for 2.6.1, it's a good bet.

    • @everytimeifall
      @everytimeifall 4 роки тому

      Does he find them on his own tho?

    • @bengrogan9710
      @bengrogan9710 4 роки тому +8

      @@everytimeifall He has a discord set up of people helping him - Presumably a few of those are known bug finders in the industry

    • @guidojacobs2002
      @guidojacobs2002 4 роки тому +5

      Oh, but don't forget, for every patched exploit, two more pop up.

    • @KaneCold
      @KaneCold 4 роки тому +3

      Well, Paradox put the three mountains achievement in EUIV so they can see if there are still some exploits in the game that players find.
      but then again ... it's paradox xD what about their games is balanced? Or exploit-free

  • @stormsurge1
    @stormsurge1 4 роки тому +851

    Exploits found -2 days after release. I think this is a new record.

    • @guntere1004
      @guntere1004 4 роки тому +22

      @@thespiffingbrit has to be World record

    • @trolingface9533
      @trolingface9533 4 роки тому +9

      Have you never heard of Wolcen? That have to be a world record

    • @gabekeeter6415
      @gabekeeter6415 4 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit or an exploited speed run

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 4 роки тому +16

      @@thespiffingbrit So wait a second...
      YOU FOUND EXPLOITS 2 DAYD BEFORE THE EXPANSION FOR STELLARIS RELEASED???
      SPIFF YOU ABSOLUTE MADLAD THATS A NEW RECORD RIGHT?

    • @glasstuna
      @glasstuna 4 роки тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit I'd pay to see a summoning salt video on that

  • @uberx2447
    @uberx2447 2 роки тому +418

    My girlfriend got me this game yesterday and I managed to be so friendly with the entire galaxy that nobody wants to fight me, everyone approved for me to host the galactic market and now I wait to one day hopefully unify the galaxy against the eventually crisis/existential threat that may come. I also would like to mention I did this without attacking anyone.

    • @tokii16
      @tokii16 2 роки тому +130

      Space Switzerland

    • @rembrandtbonita8764
      @rembrandtbonita8764 2 роки тому +9

      I did the same thing man..except a certain bird species, I freakin hate them, I killed them all.

    • @gaboratoria
      @gaboratoria 2 роки тому +55

      Being friends with everyone is so easy, i just get busy with my own stuff and lo and behold everyone seems to love me

    • @GoPackGoBaby
      @GoPackGoBaby 2 роки тому

      So you’re boring

    • @uberx2447
      @uberx2447 2 роки тому +34

      @@GoPackGoBaby i mean everyone enjoys their own gameplay. I personally love playing tall

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 роки тому +792

    I'm just laughing at how, 25 minutes in, Spiff has discovered how our real-life diplomacy works.

    • @andrews2509
      @andrews2509 4 роки тому +40

      Joel Gawne 25 minutes in the video probably hours of real life

    • @Sliverappl
      @Sliverappl 4 роки тому +18

      The bigger army diplomacy working its wonder

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 роки тому +1

      Peace through superior firepower

    • @Philip54622
      @Philip54622 2 роки тому +1

      @@andrews2509 with 0.25 tech tradition cost as spiff plays on that is about 3 hours or gameplay

  • @AtomicArtumas
    @AtomicArtumas 4 роки тому +2474

    "So, what's this planet's role?"
    "They do paperwork."
    "...paperwork? The entire planet?"
    "Yep. It's all imported here and every single person that lives on this planet just constantly does paperwork."

    • @nectarinn3
      @nectarinn3 4 роки тому +221

      The poor bastards xDD

    • @jasonkeith2832
      @jasonkeith2832 4 роки тому +207

      I think the Vogons had a planet just like that under their control.

    • @krivdik
      @krivdik 4 роки тому +197

      So like the holy terra in Warhammer,,endless armies of paper workers :D

    • @Erreth-Baragh
      @Erreth-Baragh 4 роки тому +77

      Welcome to Trantor.

    • @bottasheimfe5750
      @bottasheimfe5750 4 роки тому +83

      sounds like some worlds in Warhammer 40K. seriously, this isn't a particularly new idea

  • @James-xb7qc
    @James-xb7qc 4 роки тому +297

    It kinda makes sense really. They get advertisement for their game, Spiffing Brit get a great new video and they also get informed about some bugs that need to be fixed. Win win win

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +559

    Paradox: "Keep your enemies close."
    Spiff: "All right, I made them both one system away from me! Are you happy, Daddy Paradox?"

    • @michaelyordy1456
      @michaelyordy1456 4 роки тому +31

      That’s Papa Paradox, the alliteration makes it better.

    • @Spinal232
      @Spinal232 4 роки тому +8

      @@michaelyordy1456 Papi Paradox*

    • @memeoususer2704
      @memeoususer2704 4 роки тому

      No you must make their planets in your star system! Why you not understand its so eazy. Oh wait let them in your home so you will sure they close

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 4 роки тому +431

    Spiff's Space Brits: *have Distinguished Admiralty*
    *Rule Britannia intensifies*

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 4 роки тому +12

      Rule Britannia!
      Britannia rule the void.
      Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

    • @speedybob9119
      @speedybob9119 4 роки тому +3

      @@matthiuskoenig3378 I still don't get why people refer to anglos as britons. The Britons are the welsh.

    • @jaykilbourne1110
      @jaykilbourne1110 4 роки тому

      @@speedybob9119 this

    • @caspianhorlick4529
      @caspianhorlick4529 4 роки тому

      @@speedybob9119 Aren't the Britons the progenitor Celtic tribe of the English though?

    • @speedybob9119
      @speedybob9119 4 роки тому

      @@caspianhorlick4529 Yes, but just because you have some Briton in you doesn't make you briton. The english are way more Germanic than they are Britonnic.

  • @azphelion
    @azphelion 4 роки тому +196

    “D is the best option” -Spiff 2020

    • @KaneCold
      @KaneCold 4 роки тому +12

      Spiff wants the D
      :) so glad somebody else pointed this comment out

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 4 роки тому +3

      E: All of the above and more

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 роки тому +2

      @@robertcrawshaw9978 Tea-pose to assert dominance

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 4 роки тому +200

    Paradox gets a great double whammy this way. Promotion for their product on a popular UA-cam channel and some Quality Assurance testing. This is one of those rare situations where everyone wins.

    • @chadfife3265
      @chadfife3265 4 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit can you do a battletech vid

    • @australianword3812
      @australianword3812 4 роки тому +2

      Don't forget more Yorkshire Tea!

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 4 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit Like they said, EVERYONE wins.

    • @Chroniclerope
      @Chroniclerope 4 роки тому

      The Spiffing Brit I think this is Paradox: The Spiffing Brit is perfectly balanced.

    • @BurningFyre
      @BurningFyre 4 роки тому

      Probably more money than they pay the QAs anyways

  • @julienarmand1473
    @julienarmand1473 4 роки тому +192

    Quick reminder : a "pop" in Stellaris isn't a single person, but a group of several millions at the very least.
    So after callously betraying his sworn allies, Spiff slaughtered hundreds of thousands of civilians in orbital bombardments before imposing a totalitarian militaristic regime upon the survivors.
    If you listen closely enough, you can hear the developers frantically installing a "revolt" mechanic to punish such behavior. That, or perhaps a malus to reputation with every civ you encounter afterwards who learn of your bloodthirsty, treacherous ways.

    • @kabobawsome
      @kabobawsome 4 роки тому +21

      There already is a revolt mechanic. And general unrest is represented by a HEAVY drop in production when stability is low.

    • @xaina222
      @xaina222 4 роки тому +12

      someone told me 1 pop = 1 billion

    • @Maddinhpws
      @Maddinhpws 4 роки тому +13

      @@xaina222 That is the general assumption as it fits for the amount of people that are on a planet.

    • @strangerakari2836
      @strangerakari2836 4 роки тому +6

      @@Maddinhpws 40+ billions on one planet and they are thriving? We're not even at 8 and we already at the "prelude to the end" part.

    • @robertagren9360
      @robertagren9360 4 роки тому

      Nobody knows!

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 4 роки тому +336

    In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the federation will be reorganized into the first Galactic Sipffco Empire, for a safe, secure, and tea-filled society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
    credit to joel gawne or "for a safe, secure, and tea-filled society"

    • @caspianhorlick4529
      @caspianhorlick4529 4 роки тому +10

      Once more the tea will rule the galaxy! And then, we shall have peace

    • @theoriginalchefboyardee1740
      @theoriginalchefboyardee1740 4 роки тому +17

      I have brought peace, justice, and tea to my new I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-a-totalitarian-dictatorship

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 роки тому +11

      "for a safe, secure, and tea-filled society."
      Fixed it.

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 4 роки тому +1

      "This federation has unified!" *Intense protests outside are just barely audible*
      "As per our royal decree, any and all revolts are now determined to be... illegal" *Gunfire*

  • @dragonarmy4208
    @dragonarmy4208 4 роки тому +51

    He’s literally just role playing as Space England.

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 4 роки тому +827

    Sir, your flag is British..
    But your governing style is American.
    "Well of course I have the biggest military, I'm the good guy. Now do what I say."

    • @TheRevDel
      @TheRevDel 4 роки тому +149

      Hey, the British did that before the Americans... the Romans did it before the British, of course.

    • @dragonboyjgh
      @dragonboyjgh 4 роки тому +35

      not to mention colonizing allegedly allied minor nations and committing warcrimes by attacking citizens.

    • @caspianhorlick4529
      @caspianhorlick4529 4 роки тому +73

      Who do you think the U.S. learned it from? Like father like son

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 4 роки тому +23

      @@caspianhorlick4529 England is a lady, my good sir. We learned it from our single mama England.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 3 роки тому +28

      @@SteveSmith-ty8ko Would that make France the dad ? Though our emblem is the Marianne, so technically I guess the US is the progeny of a lesbian couple with anger issues ?

  • @NIKKO-nj9yo
    @NIKKO-nj9yo 4 роки тому +530

    "D is the best option"
    Spiff - 2020

    • @danielgloyd4529
      @danielgloyd4529 4 роки тому +37

      That's what I tell the wife every night.

    • @ryanmann9842
      @ryanmann9842 4 роки тому +8

      @@thespiffingbrit Sup my Gug

    • @Didichat
      @Didichat 4 роки тому

      C'est approuvé, la meilleure réponse est la réponse D !

    • @superstan1108
      @superstan1108 4 роки тому +10

      @@thespiffingbrit D is the ONLY option

    • @laughkick
      @laughkick 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, D is for Democracy, right? ...right???

  • @crimson8590
    @crimson8590 4 роки тому +209

    this is actually really smart. Give someone who excels at finding exploits early access to find any last-minute kinks to work out

    • @keithsvenson568
      @keithsvenson568 4 роки тому +28

      seriously. it's rare that devs are smart enough to do something like this. always give a key to someone's who has made it their goal in life to break games for a living.

    • @l3tk1ll
      @l3tk1ll 4 роки тому +1

      2sec in the video* I thought the same XD

    • @Zarala2010
      @Zarala2010 4 роки тому +25

      Except for this time Spiffing didn't actually break the game. He used the game mechanics and beat it legitimately. He just fleet-rushed the competition and literally flexed the rest of the galaxy into submission. Flawless. :D

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac 4 роки тому +4

      @@keithsvenson568 well, paradox is aware of the UA-camrs that are there fans, so I think it's more just a fun coincidence 🙃

    • @keithsvenson568
      @keithsvenson568 4 роки тому

      @@Zarala2010 bah. same difference. :P

  • @gso619
    @gso619 4 роки тому +564

    You say "sponsored", but I'm pretty sure they just outsourced their QA to you.

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 4 роки тому +6

      huh

    • @vulturearmy3780
      @vulturearmy3780 4 роки тому +50

      atur chomicz He’s saying that Paradox is using Spiff as their “Quality Assurance” by him finding bugs and exploits in the games that they can later patch

    • @primeaulife2857
      @primeaulife2857 4 роки тому +9

      Honestly

    • @giarnovanzeijl399
      @giarnovanzeijl399 4 роки тому +28

      While also boosting their publicity. Seems about right.

    • @nekogod
      @nekogod 4 роки тому +35

      Basically yeah, for the cost of a game key, they get a couple hundred thousand views and get to patch/balance any exploits he finds. Not too bad an investment.

  • @sleepwalking117
    @sleepwalking117 2 роки тому +14

    This is the first time I'm having tea while watching spiff. Cheers from America. :)

  • @Thanzychen
    @Thanzychen 4 роки тому +130

    another even more broken exploit for federations: starting as a ring-world and immediately start to build science-districts. Try to fill them with people and in 2300 you have 9 times more science output than the ai

    • @madchad
      @madchad 4 роки тому +12

      Or hivemind with tree of life and just spam farmers and synapse drones.

    • @libernihilus
      @libernihilus 4 роки тому +14

      yes, but i noticed that all the seemingly "overpowered" starts require a specific approach. Shattered Ring has some mineral problems; the Interloper site they give you to mine is just not enough to maintain it. With Hegemon, it's easy to be overtaken as President early on, and while you're playing catch up the new president removes their term limits. Then you waste a lot of the early to mid game seceding and re-conquering them as vassals like our boy here didn't waste any time doing. The only easy-mode start that doesn't seem to have too many drawbacks is Scion, until it's time to throw off the yoke- but you can easily deal with everyone else first and then go after your Paragon FE or hope things go wrong for them in the endgame

    • @tianamaycry
      @tianamaycry 4 роки тому +3

      Only 9 times? Rookie numbers.

  • @opkota1866
    @opkota1866 4 роки тому +257

    I'm actually kind of happy how the devs of stellaris sponsored him to find exploits. RIP those exploits though.

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 4 роки тому +5

      Gestalt hegemon start is already in the grave

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 4 роки тому +9

      Paradox don't fix issues, they make em. (a salty Hearts of Iron 4 player)

    • @Hanja45
      @Hanja45 4 роки тому +11

      Pagatryx Fix the balance of the great powers? Oh, so you mean add another civil war faction to Spain?

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 4 роки тому

      @@pagatryx5451 Different games, different dev teams, same company.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +7

      @@Hanja45 well, new reworked focus trees for Italy and USSR are worth separate DLCs for each in eyes of Paradox. And I'm not going to say they're wrong as those are two last big ones people wait for. All that is left is add regional focus trees akin to chinese shared one to South America(and ability to disable them completly) and Middle East and we're golden. There's basically no more possible non-alternate history content left to add. So they'd milk those two dry because people will buy them.
      Stellaris however is a complete content sink. There is no limit apart from engine and copyright ones to the amount of content that can be added. So it's not the same. I hope they'd focus on Imperator more though to justify its existence. As well as developement of CK3.

  • @robertpowell8309
    @robertpowell8309 4 роки тому +496

    Palpatine: "Iam the Senate"
    Spiff: "Hold my tea"

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 роки тому +2

      Robert Powell Spiff: I’m whole fucking state

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 4 роки тому +1

      Spiff, the essence of being British, being British with extra steps
      Also Spiff: hold my tea, but I'll make you pay for it later, oh and yes, I meant that literally $~$

    • @Ildun
      @Ildun 4 роки тому

      Palpatine: It's teason then.

    • @grihoriko8800
      @grihoriko8800 4 роки тому

      @anakin skywalker knowing spiff it would be order 69 lol

  • @alemutasa6189
    @alemutasa6189 4 роки тому +289

    "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the developers, not join them!"

    • @SamuelRHernandez
      @SamuelRHernandez 4 роки тому +46

      Bring imbalance to the game, not leave it in lightness!

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 3 роки тому +11

      @Charles Calvin
      I was your subscriber Spiffing Brit... I loved you...

  • @Pcr12
    @Pcr12 3 роки тому +43

    "D is the best option" -Spiff, 2020

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 3 роки тому +85

    Even better than this strat:
    Stay in the Federation, but *kick out one guy.* You and your surviving ally can expand in different directions after ganging up on the exile and eating his civ.
    After that, it's time to Befriend the galaxy, Nanhoa-style. FIRE THE FRIENDSHIP LASERS! Once a quarter or the galaxy is under your mafioso Hegemony, you can start taking over the Galactic U.N.

    • @damonedrington3453
      @damonedrington3453 2 роки тому +2

      Just stop both from expanding, kick one out, then when you conquer that one just leave the federation and conquer the other one. If you do it right you can get three worlds in 10 years that would take decades to develop to that level normally

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +4

      @@damonedrington3453 Except I want to keep the federation.

    • @damonedrington3453
      @damonedrington3453 2 роки тому +1

      @@JoshSweetvale In that case keep the federation until you add another member. If you invade some primitive you can release the planet as a vassal and then once you have max opinion, give it independence and invite it to the federation.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому +1

      @@damonedrington3453 Sucking eggs, you say?

    • @ilovespongebob7840
      @ilovespongebob7840 2 роки тому

      @@damonedrington3453 just trap one if you can,if you cant trap other one kick and kill them,than keep other member so you get bonuses of hegemon

  • @Santisima_Trinidad
    @Santisima_Trinidad 4 роки тому +261

    Paradox interactive HQ: "hey, guys, guys guys guys guys guys. I've gotten an idea. What if, Rather than playtesting the new DLC, we hire a guy to playtest it for us. But. But. The guy is actively trying to break the game for personal gain on UA-cam"

  • @jmand6730
    @jmand6730 4 роки тому +130

    Me (who has played this game since release): “I didn’t even think of killing the federation members”

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 4 роки тому +6

      I used feds as a way to limit growth, so I could later annex them quicker. As in a federation everyone had to vote for war decs, I just uplifted majority pacifist primitives, released, then added to my federation, tilting the votes away from war. I would also claim all of the good systems anywhere they were available.

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform 4 роки тому +3

      @@cameronmcallister7606 Sounds like you had a lot of peace, freedom, justice and security for that empire ;)

  • @heronofalexandria91
    @heronofalexandria91 4 роки тому +265

    Meanwhile in the stomach of the Horror from the void.
    “Dr. Livingston, I presume.”

    • @melfice999
      @melfice999 4 роки тому +3

      Turns out Exile was Livingston all along.

    • @mal2ksc
      @mal2ksc 4 роки тому +3

      "What is your full name, Doctor Presume?"

  • @inordirectional
    @inordirectional 3 роки тому +134

    I think playing on Ensign is apparently exploit. I played my first game completely blind, ironman, and ended with 10x the score of any other empire, just basically fast-forwarding the last 1/3rd of the game waiting for it to end

    • @АртемШаламов-и9и
      @АртемШаламов-и9и 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah. The difficulty basically delays the moment when you can just fly around the galaxy and beat the shit out of everyone. Higher the difficulty, the more you suffer before they will, but after you reach that crucial point, it’s over. But i gotta admit, when playing admiral+ and if you are using some mods for AI etc, it can find a way to comeback with crisis and stuff, that’s why i love stellaris :) jesus i focken hate and love grand admiral early game, what a pain in the ass

    • @Philip54622
      @Philip54622 2 роки тому +2

      I suppose we've all gotta start easy

    • @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal
      @JamesMadisonsSpiritAnimal Рік тому

      Galactic ((Tribe simulator))

  • @darkquaesar2460
    @darkquaesar2460 3 роки тому +11

    imagine being severally beaten by someone screaming "BE MY FRIEND" as they beat you

  • @theunforgiven9386
    @theunforgiven9386 4 роки тому +141

    "Their lands will soon belong to us. The last thing you actually want to do is be friends with them."
    Only a true Brit would say that.

  • @jiralishu
    @jiralishu 4 роки тому +285

    In the words of Nicol Bolas:
    "This is what glory looks like!"

    • @dementiamaster2
      @dementiamaster2 4 роки тому +11

      Bolas has so many nice quotes

    • @pluubooruu
      @pluubooruu 4 роки тому

      @@dementiamaster2 Too bad he's been defeated.

    • @LordDivine1
      @LordDivine1 4 роки тому +3

      @@pluubooruu A f*ckin Dragon God is never defeated. All hail Nicol Bolas ;)

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 4 роки тому +3

      "I outsmarted you EONS AGO!"
      ~Spiffing Brit, played by Nicol Bolas, probably

    • @LordDivine1
      @LordDivine1 4 роки тому +1

      @@PhazonOmega Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @CathakLinari
    @CathakLinari 4 роки тому +103

    "D is the Best Option"
    Wise words from our god emperor

  • @Kalandor
    @Kalandor 4 роки тому +25

    Every other game dev: *hires game tester*
    This company: *sponsors Spiff to break their game*

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 4 роки тому +9

    26:45 "When the armada they was commanding" is a phrase that includes a typo. The developers may want to know.
    Because the most important thing in developing a good game is obviously a tiny typo, and not the mechanics, gameplay, or story.

  • @zeth222snowformer
    @zeth222snowformer 4 роки тому +43

    Paradox: hey wanna get money to break our game?
    Spiff: what kind of question is that

  • @vapomaster6967
    @vapomaster6967 4 роки тому +86

    Operation Backstab-a-roonie!
    Spiffing Bri: You know, I'm something of a italian myself.

    • @tenacity25
      @tenacity25 4 роки тому +4

      He just had a bowl of spaghetti before this video.

    • @vapomaster6967
      @vapomaster6967 4 роки тому +1

      @@tenacity25 Noice. I ate a bowl of spaghetti to it.

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 4 роки тому +1

      So he's quarantined with us then

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 роки тому

      It's only Spiffing Bri if it's from the Brie region of france, otherwise it's just Sparkling Tea Boi.

  • @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164
    @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164 4 роки тому +30

    For the authentic English experience just call the two neighbouring empires "Scotland" and "Wales"

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 2 роки тому +83

    Being a beta tester is perfectly balanced with no exploits

  • @neko6803
    @neko6803 3 роки тому +11

    oh boy - spiff you wouldnt believe whats going on in v3.1 (Lem) and im sure you would love it... free alloys printed from thin air without any problems to you (as long as you are a machine-empire for example)

  • @gabrielclark1425
    @gabrielclark1425 4 роки тому +169

    "What will you give me to make a video about your game?"
    "A free copy of the new DLC, early access to said DLC, and a guarantee that your video won't be ever be copyright claimed... and money, I guess."

  • @Blaze-mt4ij
    @Blaze-mt4ij 4 роки тому +34

    27:05 "not even the crisis can stop us"
    the end of the cycle.
    Sorry for my insubordination Dr. Pope. Sir. Spiff

    • @hobnails
      @hobnails 4 роки тому

      Unless the buffed it in Federation, even if you give thousands of pops to end of the cycle, it's pitifully weak. A tiny fleet can defeat the "end game crisis". The only cool thing, is you can trigger it in multiplayer, but the chances of getting it are utterly insignificant.

  • @GwenThePeN
    @GwenThePeN 4 роки тому +98

    Dude my freind plays this game all the time, I can’t wait to play with him and cheese him a whole bunch

    • @cianbarry9207
      @cianbarry9207 4 роки тому +7

      He will appreciate it

    • @margaritakouzi5630
      @margaritakouzi5630 4 роки тому +16

      By the time the update is out, the bug would probably have actually been fixed because, well, the devs WILL be looking at the video they payed to have been made.

    • @GwenThePeN
      @GwenThePeN 4 роки тому +6

      The Spiffing Brit exactly, I just recently got the game, it’s also my first grand strategy game, he won’t even know what hit him

    • @GwenThePeN
      @GwenThePeN 4 роки тому +7

      ThatOne User I just had a massive facepalm, I forgot the update wasn’t out yet

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 роки тому

      How delightfully eeeviiiillll

  • @coconutmuncher
    @coconutmuncher 3 роки тому +4

    For a UA-camr that starts with Stellaris narration videos in the early days, you must be a proud Brit

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 4 роки тому +22

    Spiff is like the physical embodiment of British Colonialism

  • @TheSykoRC
    @TheSykoRC 4 роки тому +72

    the voice sounds so strange... I think its not the spiffing brit, its his evil coffee drinking twin.

    • @svilenninov9657
      @svilenninov9657 4 роки тому +5

      It sounds like his voice recoding was pitched up during production, idk why he did that. His regular voice sound much better.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 роки тому +14

      @@svilenninov9657 It's because he's in the process of moving and recorded it in the kitchen.

    • @DFAnton
      @DFAnton 4 роки тому +3

      Glad someone else noticed. Thought I was going insane.

    • @ryomaanime4563
      @ryomaanime4563 4 роки тому +2

      spiff isn't the evil one?

    • @j.1668
      @j.1668 4 роки тому +1

      No, Aspec sounds completely different.

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 4 роки тому +5

    8:49 Launching simultaneous invasions on two fronts? What an absolute mad lad.

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 4 роки тому +132

    So let me get this straight...
    Paradox "hired" you to Advertise their game AND SO THEY CAN FIX IT AND BALANCE IT AT THE SAME TIME?????
    Those are the Smartest Devs I've even seen....
    20000000 IQ.
    How did they do it you ask?
    Just the price of 100000 Yorkshire tea bags.
    A good bargain im sure.

  • @stephenmcorby
    @stephenmcorby 4 роки тому +1

    This is the first video I've ever seen by you and it was a total rollercoaster. I loved every minute!

  • @MagiconIce
    @MagiconIce 4 роки тому +6

    Btw, does anyone else hear Queen's "One Vision"-Song in Mind, when you see the One Vision-Ascendancy Perk ingame?

  • @Eli_Kennemer
    @Eli_Kennemer 4 роки тому +36

    "Spiff - Your gonna do it anyways; so just let us get a lil jumpstart, k?"
    - Love,
    Paradox Stellaris QA Team

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres2478 4 роки тому +16

    17:30 Big Steve is so righteous because all of the drugs make him chill.

    • @senilevideoenjoyer
      @senilevideoenjoyer 4 роки тому +4

      He is sacrificing himself he does all the drugs in the system so that no one can use them anymore

  • @MrTyroT
    @MrTyroT 4 роки тому +27

    Spiff: "We are the most powerful being in the galaxy"
    Me seeing Overwhelming on Fallen Empire: "Well you could do better Spiff"
    by the way I love your videos they are great

    • @GreigerBDragon
      @GreigerBDragon 4 роки тому

      I have not played stellaris is a long while but last I played fallen empires always list as overwhelming even when they are decidedly...not.

    • @MrTyroT
      @MrTyroT 4 роки тому +1

      @@GreigerBDragon nah last i check it is possible but you need like 500k fleet power

  • @entropic-decay
    @entropic-decay 4 роки тому +2

    i love how the science system is basically exponential until you reach the point where it's all repeatable techs so if you get an early lead in science production youve basically already won

  • @user-rm3qj9mb2b
    @user-rm3qj9mb2b 4 роки тому +8

    24:29 Palpatine: "I AM THE SENATE"

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +30

    Spiff: This is a sponsor video!
    Me: Oh great he's still sponsored by..
    Spiff: The developers...
    Me: Oh, guess Yorkshire Tea is still struggling with the false claims

    • @gizmothepiefaceman3062
      @gizmothepiefaceman3062 4 роки тому +2

      NeRethil Wolfsson what false claims???

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +5

      @@gizmothepiefaceman3062 Some people dare pretend Yorkshire Tea doesn't have the miraculous property Spiff advertize, would you believe that?
      (To further develop, it was intended as a joke)

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +4

    The minute pause at the end is just symbolism of how the Spiffing Brit leaves no games, or galaxies, unbroken in his glorious wake.

  • @chrisstanton70
    @chrisstanton70 4 роки тому +375

    is this really an exploit though? it just seems like a smart strategy to me :D

    • @deepvoid2871
      @deepvoid2871 4 роки тому +13

      ikr

    • @zeliousNA1
      @zeliousNA1 4 роки тому +79

      It’s not even a particularly powerful strategy too honestly

    • @trucmoi9499
      @trucmoi9499 4 роки тому +56

      I mean, playing with the default settings is an exploit at this rate ... The default settings are there for people that don't know the game or just want to roleplay .... Early invasion has always been a strategy, and the origin only makes it a bit easier. Finally it is poorly executed with not enough armies to do it without bombardments :-(

    • @jessicantina
      @jessicantina 4 роки тому +23

      The exploit is "Play on Ensign"

    • @synergyjohn
      @synergyjohn 4 роки тому +29

      It's considered an exploit as you're not really meant to start with a federation only to immediately make them build tall so you can invade them a year later

  • @5Davideo
    @5Davideo 4 роки тому +3

    What I like best about this is this isn't even an exploit! Backstabbing your frenemies is a perfectly legitimate strategy. Everything done here is above-board and working as designed.

  • @Cynane27
    @Cynane27 4 роки тому +72

    I lost entire weeks in a row to this game once I got into it. Really addicting, be cautious anyone that reads this.

    • @Illuminatiman44
      @Illuminatiman44 4 роки тому +3

      So true

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 3 роки тому +3

      The same is true with their previous game, Sins of a Solar Empire. I'm still losing months to this game.

    • @jylehansen2758
      @jylehansen2758 3 роки тому +1

      I wish I had read this 3 weeks ago

    • @johnspartan317
      @johnspartan317 3 роки тому

      Too late, as I'm writing this it's 5am, I go to work at 5:30am and I spent the last 16 hours playing nonstop without sleep....

  • @nameless5413
    @nameless5413 4 роки тому +4

    i like to imagine that in this universe's reality when dimensional portal to evil realm opens and unleashes some lovecraftian monstrosity EVERYONE but spiff's forces runs away. Spiff's forces attempt to invade said alternative reality because, its there, they have to have some for of exotic tea and they need to learn about worshiping their soon to be god Spiff.

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 4 роки тому +31

    This sounds like you recorded this in your kitchen. I can tell from the sound waves bouncing off the kettle.

  • @Yagami913
    @Yagami913 4 роки тому +26

    Spiff used the origin not the intended way what is cool and all, but this is not much more op then simply rush your two neighbors or in the other end of the spectrum ignore the navy and colonize 10-15 planets as gestalt as fast as possible. Cool strat but not an exploit.

    • @EstrellaViajeViajero
      @EstrellaViajeViajero 4 роки тому

      Still, they could patch this origin by making it impossible to break the federation for the first 15 years or so.

    • @Corbald
      @Corbald 4 роки тому +3

      Kinda what I was thinking... Any Driven Assimilator would outclass this 'exploit' in less time via consuming the two closest neighbors anyway... Hive minds can out-populate it in just as short a time, and honestly, If you don't have a 30k+ lead on the AI in _whatever game you're playing,_ you're a bad Human. Still, I always love the _approach_ he has to just playing well, like it's some _arcane secret_ to be good at logi-sploiting a game!

  • @samuelpumphrey8220
    @samuelpumphrey8220 4 роки тому +8

    You can also kick one of them from the federation before you leave, making the two fight separately

  • @dalton191
    @dalton191 Рік тому +2

    Brit we miss stellaris videos
    Bring them back pleeeasssee just once

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +66

    Spiff: Now, we have two glorious allies to start with...
    Me: Oh dear he is gonna go Thanksgiving on them, isn't he?
    Spiff: *Doesn't disappoint. The Spiff never disappoints.*

  • @hinty6424
    @hinty6424 4 роки тому +200

    Spiff: This is our governor Big Steve. Tough on Crime, High on Drugs.
    Me: Ah. A Conservative.

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 4 роки тому +13

      sounds like elizabeth warren to me

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 4 роки тому +12

      Or if your watching the people running California/New York. Soft on Crime, Also High on Drugs.

    • @slimjim4028
      @slimjim4028 4 роки тому +1

      @@onebigfatguy probably soft of their dealers lol. But honestly In my opinion (as a pretty uneducated guy in his twenties) I really think that America's department of justice is unusually harsh when handing out verdicts.

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 4 роки тому +6

      @@slimjim4028 Frankly as someone who's had more then one family member die due to drug overdose I don't think we are nearly hard enough on illicit drug-makers and dealers, I say we do like the Philippines and shoot all of them when caught.

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 4 роки тому

      I bet he runs through agricultural fields, the monster!

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 4 роки тому +6

    @1:35 "As we all know, D is the best option."
    - The Spiffing Brit, 15 March 2020

    • @jaeusa160
      @jaeusa160 4 роки тому

      @24:30 "I *am* the entire bloody Senate!"

  • @alexneff
    @alexneff 2 місяці тому +1

    I vote that when earth gets invaded by aliens we have spiff as our strategic Commander ... Hell , we should just elect him emperor now

  • @Mustafa_AhmedPGH
    @Mustafa_AhmedPGH Рік тому +2

    So, Spiff basically became the Star Wars equivalent of America in the Galactic UN.
    Perfectly balanced.

  • @ihavn0frinds505
    @ihavn0frinds505 4 роки тому +16

    Spiff: “I AM THE SENATE!”

  • @anothga
    @anothga 4 роки тому +8

    *"As we all know, D is the best option."*
    - the Spiffing Brit, 2020

  • @fizzyvods235
    @fizzyvods235 4 роки тому +43

    Before the injection of tea into the brain stem, and a lovely hot cup of tea: “Dam I like this coffee”
    After the tea: “We must irradiate all coffee traitors of the Grand British Empire. For the tea!
    And I guess the Queen as well as she exist, but.... TEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!”

  • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
    @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 роки тому +1

    This was beautiful.
    I haven't played Stellaris for a few months, but now I want to give it a go again.
    Thanks, Spiff.

  • @ReklamK
    @ReklamK 4 роки тому +4

    Ah, the Spiffing Brit, jumping into the middle of your system when you least expect it.

  • @jaw7961
    @jaw7961 4 роки тому +58

    What company would trust spiff with a game key they will never learn.

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 4 роки тому +34

      They got both an advertisement and a play tester for the price of one. Money well spent I say.

    • @margaritakouzi5630
      @margaritakouzi5630 4 роки тому +28

      Actually, giving spiff an early key is litteraly game testing. Since it's an early key, by the time it's actually released the devs would have seen the video, and fixed the exploits.

    • @margaritakouzi5630
      @margaritakouzi5630 4 роки тому +1

      So yeah.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 роки тому +6

      @@margaritakouzi5630 Exactly, it's genius. Give Spiff a key long before the games going to be released so you can just watch the video and fix any exploits he points out. Most games i've been in early access for or gotten closed beta/alpha keys for back when i was a game tester they literally tell you to try to go out of your way to break the game as much as you can. That's the point. Though it seems the term 'beta test' or 'early access' has lost almost all of it's original meaning to the majority of gamers and game companies these days.

  • @matijn2492
    @matijn2492 4 роки тому +5

    *Paradox releases dlc*
    Spiffing brit: EXPLOIT TIME

  • @Meta-Drew
    @Meta-Drew 4 роки тому +206

    I feel like 90% of this video was him just min-maxing and playing exactly how devs intended but eh.

    • @fsfx
      @fsfx 4 роки тому +40

      yes, and this is not an exploit. its just a strategy with lots of downsides and risks. the comments are as ridiculous as the stock image usage within the video

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 4 роки тому +39

      @@fsfx The exploit is spawning two lesser AI that you can box in and steal everything from at the start. Instead of having to explore and spread thin, you have two starting worlds right next to you and very little space for them to grow and put up a fight.

    • @fsfx
      @fsfx 4 роки тому +15

      @@malcomchase9777 the boxing in is pure RNG. you can end up boxed in by your federation members

    • @malcomchase9777
      @malcomchase9777 4 роки тому +5

      @@fsfx I'm pretty sure it's made in such a way that you always have a path to move out, so it's only a matter of going there before the AI does.

    • @fsfx
      @fsfx 4 роки тому +13

      @@malcomchase9777 it is not. its pure rng. also your federation members are not inferior. depending on your difficulty they are may even be superior in the early game. did you even play the game?

  • @genxmonk70
    @genxmonk70 4 роки тому

    My tea consumption has jumped 30000% since I started watching this fantastic channel! Thank you, good sir!

  • @GabeTC99
    @GabeTC99 4 роки тому

    I discovered your channel a few weeks ago and now I've ordered bucket loads of Yorkshire tea WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

  • @jowsey
    @jowsey 4 роки тому +5

    Damn, I was planning on picking this up sometime this week, good to know I'll be going into a perfectly balanced game with no exploits!

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen 4 роки тому +20

    Just finished watching the multiplayer stream: Well played Spiff. Well played!

    • @TheCurlsCrazy
      @TheCurlsCrazy 4 роки тому

      Is there a link to it?

    • @Obsidianen
      @Obsidianen 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheCurlsCrazy Go to ASpec's channel. He has both days uploaded^^

    • @sniptaclar5568
      @sniptaclar5568 4 роки тому

      Obsidianflame random but nice solo leveling pic. Still creepy

    • @sqocks8254
      @sqocks8254 4 роки тому

      Same 😅

  • @lemiru
    @lemiru 4 роки тому +18

    0:10 Well, that sounds like a beta tester with extra steps

  • @pauljasper689
    @pauljasper689 3 роки тому +3

    "and as we all know D is the best option"
    -The Spiffing Brit

  • @shapuku1674
    @shapuku1674 3 роки тому

    Just got it on sale and don't feel like going through the effort of learning all of it so I got my nice hot cup of COFFEE and ready to sit back and see how to play it. Thanks m8

  • @ianoxenham4219
    @ianoxenham4219 4 роки тому +4

    15:03: Supreme Tea Emperor Spiff is the head of the "Obedience, Loyalty, and Duty Vanguard" political party. I feel like the game got Spiff's probable choice of political parties down to a Tea.

  • @bigdave3991
    @bigdave3991 4 роки тому +3

    Spiff:"make infinate Palpatine references..we value your democracy"
    Me:"I love democracy...".

  • @tinysaint1055
    @tinysaint1055 4 роки тому +6

    “D is the best option” -spiffing brit taken out of context

  • @rendomstranger8698
    @rendomstranger8698 4 роки тому

    The Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced channel with no exploits (except bug testing and advertising for the price of a sponsored video).
    I really hope that more devs chose to sponsor you this way. It benefits you and probably saves them a bit of money.

  • @QsPracticalNonsense
    @QsPracticalNonsense 4 роки тому

    Wow absolutely ruthless. Loved it, well done!

  • @fabioruiz9987
    @fabioruiz9987 4 роки тому +13

    perfect timing

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 роки тому

      I check notifications right as it came out

    • @trouty7947
      @trouty7947 4 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit I've usually just finished one before one of your videos gets recommended lol. It's a vicious tea cycle, especially when the shops keep running out of tea round here!

  • @SirPuncake
    @SirPuncake 4 роки тому +36

    We can only imagine what the devs think watching this.
    "Wait what is he... no he wouldnt... oh no... OH NO!"

    • @filipendris3641
      @filipendris3641 4 роки тому +1

      I mean all you have to do in this game to be ridiculously overepowered is to pick hivemind(they don't get pop growth debuff for new planets) and focus on tech and growth...

  • @HrabCOrp
    @HrabCOrp 4 роки тому +3

    Spiff: 08:31 "We are ready to execute Operation..."
    Me: "Cleanup"
    *~Buy n Large*

  • @Creepyjar
    @Creepyjar 4 роки тому

    Oh dam! My corvette parked right under my balcony 0.2 sec after liking this video and it is equipped with an advanced space kettle and enough tea to get me through the week!

  • @littletweeter1327
    @littletweeter1327 Рік тому

    man stellaris is a game i could just never get into but i love watching this video every now and then.