Try standing there when people insist on doing the Stevie Wonder version of Happy Birthday. It like five minutes long! After 40 seconds you're like, "Okay, now I wish I hadn't been born. 😐" 🤣😂🤣
This is getting out of hand, I feel like all the channels I watch also watch each other. Well, whatever, with 2020 being as it is, this counts as meeting with a group of friends I decided.
I didn’t know it was not longer copyrighted. And I just had a birthday a week ago, Stoney’s didn’t have to make up their own song. Happy happy birthday from the shoneys gang...
Just checking.... On September 22, 2015, federal judge George H. King ruled that the Warner/Chappell copyright claim over the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" was invalid. ... Since there was no evidence Summy Co. had copyright on the song, the song is still considered to be in the public domain.
Honestly the whole process of a birthday party is super-awkward. From awkwardly listening to people sing a unoriginal song to awkwardly listening to them count up to your age. Which is then followed by awkwardly opening presents which is made even more awkward if you don't pretend to be excited. And then at some point you'll have to talk to your relatives, some of which you probably don't like very much and would prefer not to be there. And of course if you acknowledge how awkward this whole thing is for everyone or show even a hint of distaste for this extremely contrived ceremony, it's considered rude.
"no you use your mouth you have to use your mouth" *"im not gonna out my mouth in there"* *"no you weaponize your breath"* im rolling on the floor already 😂
I don't know how to ask this question, but I'll try: How in why does that person do that? Does he try to put his arm over you to hug you? And why the closing the eyes thing? I am as confused as birthday Ryan lol
We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since this year was turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it Trump never tried to fight it
Jeremiah: This is ludicrous, redundant, and all forms of foolish, I refuse to have a birthday. Ryan: *present* Jeremiah: Birthday time, take the whole damn cake, I’ll blow out all of your candles.
I had to show this to my parents on my birthday last week, so we could celebrate properly and realize that birthdays are all about the anniversary of me traumatizing my Mom, screaming and pooping black, 13,500 days ago. And now I feel like I need to get my Mom a gift for my birthday! I did nothing that day. In fact, I was actually five DAYS late to my first job of... existing. 😊
U got ur first breath adjustment to light and sounds ur entine body started to move. Ur brains probably working very fast to learn everything or to stay alive both did good
In Brazil we got the melody from the US like many other countries, but a radio presenter from the 40's decided that we needed proper lyrics and made a contest in his show. An old lady from Rio de Janeiro, a school teacher, sent the lyrics to the radio, she won the contest, everyone loved the song and almost all 200+ million Brazillians that aren't Jehovah's witnessess have been singing it since them: "Parabéns a você, nesta data querida, muitas felicidades, muitos anos de vida" There is also a second part more joyful with but the origins are different.
That awkward moment when everyone is smiling and staring at you and singing the most annoying song in the biggest monotone and you're just sitting there like: "hmm yes this floor seems to be made out of floor."
We sang happy birthday over Zoom to my dad and the time delay for everyone made it so much worse. The pained look on this poor 70 year old man’s face... why do we do this?
*birthdays (plural) birthday's = possessive (or a contraction of "birthday is/has") Apostrophes are for contractions or possessive nouns, not for pluralizing or random words that happen to end in "s."
@@alvallac2171 Sometimes autocorrect adds apostrophes to places where I don't put them, and sometimes it takes them away from places where I *do* put them. It's constantly making me screw up on "its" and "it's", although I usually notice and correct it before posting/sending. Still, if it changes the word several times or if I'm not in the mood at the time, I may just leave it in because it's not my fault.
and plague, panic, unrest, brutality, corruption of the highest order, honestly this entire year could just be "we didn't start the fire" but instead it's "2020 was a shitstorm"
@@Devynwithawhy omg...imagine if Billy Joel wrote a sequel to "We Didn't Start The Fire", but its all about 2020 😮 I know you pretty much said that, but anyone could do it. Imagine if the Piano Man himself did it though
i kind of heard that "alas, the same could not be said of 2020" in the voice of the narrator of jane the virgin.. is that just me? (having finished the series just now) okay..
Well... the justice system does make sense. It could be a lot better, but it does make sense. Ik that's not what this video is about but a lot of his other videos go over it.
When I saw this video in my feed I just saw the thumbnail that said let's get fire involved and I legitimately thought this was a video on the very first gender reveal party
In Sweden we don’t celebrate that you popped out into the world, we just celebrate that you ain’t dead yet, so having more candles is actually an accomplishment.
So was it hard to change his mind about celebrating his birthday? Not at all. In fact, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. We just tell him he gets presents. Wow, wow wow, wow wow wow wow
"There's one here for every year that's passed, since you traumatised your mum and pooped black and screamed" So accurate and I am so using that line at my children's next birthday parties candle 🎂 😆😈😂
You should do first guy to open a hotel or an apartment building. "Hey you should give me money so you can live in this small house inside a giant house full of smaller houses"
good idea. replace "house" with "rectangle" and "so you can live inside" to "so you can let us put you inside" and specify "for a short time" and it sounds like gold. i mean the worst part is in many cases you don't even get to choose which rectangle you let them decide to put you in, sometimes not even how long you get to be inside the rectangle depending on vacancies and reservations.
"Do I own the place once I pay for it?" "No, you have to pay for every day you stay there, I decided." "Every day!? That's way too much to live in a room!" "No, it's okay, see, you're not supposed to actually live there, just stay for a few days when you're visiting somewhere else or don't want to be at home." "Sounds nice, can I get a room for today?" "No, it doesn't work like that, you see, a lot of people already liked my idea and are staying in the rooms I have here, so you have pick a day when a room is available and pay months ahead of time, I decided."
"The baked good is no longer incendiary." Holy shit, my sides. These videos are as quotable as classic Simpsons. Ryan George almost singlehandedly redeems... UA-cam.
How about: the first person to go trick or treating? "I'm gonna disguise myself so you'll have no idea who I am, trespass on your property and then repeatedly hit your door and sing until you give me candy." "oh so like this is a robbery?" " No no, this is completely voluntary " We- well it doesn't seem like that to me"
The guy should then call the cops and then say "The cop said if you don't leave he will put you in a room" then Kid Ryan will say "But he can't put me in a room, I'm not 18 years old yet." Then he repeats that to the cop, to which the cop says "Well, that is true We decided. Maybe try giving him some candy to make him leave?" Then he's like "Isn't that bribery that will make you put me in a room?" Then the cops will say "I'll make an exception for this day of the year I just decided."
I was born on my mother’s birthday so we both always just sang along for the other. It wasn’t until I was an adult celebrating without her that I realized how fricken awkward it is.
@@sdrawkcab_emanresu That is precisely why I pretty much never told the class it was my birthday until it had already passed. Well, that and also because I would be expected to bring snacks for the whole class.
"10,950 days ago you came out of your mom's.. you know, her parts" "Wait, if im 30 then wouldnt that be 10,957 days ago?" "Whaddya mean?" "Well 10,950 days would be 30 years if each year was 365 days but every 4 years we add an extra day to the calendar making 366 days because, you know, leap years" "Ohhhh.." "Did you forget about leap years?" "I forgot about leap years" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!" "As a matter of fact, depending on if there was a leap year within the first 2 years of my life or not, it could be either 10,957 days OR 10,958 days, but its definitely been more than 10,950" "Ok look, all im trying to do is give you this cake and then force you to share it with me, so im gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this leap year stuff" "Oh ok, let me get off of that thing"
@@kolbus7807 That'd make it even more awkward, because then everyone would probably just kinda stop and stare at you in confusion, wondering why you blew out the candles before the song was finished. And if there's anything worse than uncomfortable singing, it's uncertain faltering followed by awkward silence.
One time my elementary music teacher had us learn this long birthday celebration song and the day we got graded on it, was my birthday....it was super awkward. Especially after my teacher reminded every one that it was my birthday.
Doctors are also some other people who do this work. And even more so if it was a delivered by c section. Edit: Please dont misinterpret me, i owe my own Mother's strengh and perseverence to being here, im just complementing the original comment that says that women do ALL the work, in the sence there's a lot of people envolved in the prepping, examination, and during procedure, like doctors, nurses surgeons (in case of c sections) and medical assistents. I think all the work of people involved should be recognized, thats all.
@@rafaelmurray6870 Having a child can literally kill you. Lets not downplay how much work the moms have to put in, including 9 months of housing the eventually ungrateful little shits.
"This would have worked better if you had a two syllable name"
If only his name was Ryan.
I made a new Tom and Jerry video after RX 6000 announcement!
"Oh, but why is your name so long?"
"So the joke can happen."
"That makes sense."
No happy birthday CYAN
Lmao
@@gametests I don't care
“Is it long?”
“Not really, no, but it’s gonna feel long for sure.”
So paradoxical, yet so strangely true.
That's what she said
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Marvel Disneyfan Especially when you’re at a restaurant🤣
Yeah, people have gotta pep it up. You can't sing happy birthday too slow or it sounds like a dirge and is awkwardly long.
Try standing there when people insist on doing the Stevie Wonder version of Happy Birthday. It like five minutes long!
After 40 seconds you're like, "Okay, now I wish I hadn't been born. 😐"
🤣😂🤣
"The baked good is no longer incendiary."
I'm going to say this from now on after blowing out the candles of my birthday cake.
@@AxxLAfriku Ah yes, the legend of the comment section. Man, why you like this?
They are no longer sanitary either, what with all the breathing onto it.
The baked goods!
lol same here
@@Soul-Burn
Before Covid I would have just laughed at you for being a germaphobe.
Now.... *shivers*
"Yeah, it woulda worked better if your name was two syllables."
-Ryan, speaking to another Ryan
I thought the other guy's name was George...
The Ryans in the Ryanverse have different names we decided
Happy 30th birthday!!
Omg, collab!!!
hi ot
Loved the new r/SuddenlyGay video!
I’m just here to say I’m a comment that isn’t going to say OmG I lOvE uR vIdS
This is getting out of hand, I feel like all the channels I watch also watch each other. Well, whatever, with 2020 being as it is, this counts as meeting with a group of friends I decided.
Is this Ryan's way of saying it's his birthday? Happy Birthday, Ryan!
I think so
His Bday is on June 21
You fool! He clearly said it was Jeremiah's birthday
@@neetpride5919 Oh is that what he said? I couldn't really understand since that sentence was so crammed together.
Lol
"The baked good is no longer incendiary" is a quote for the ages
Sth straight out of RPGs
I’m going to try to work that into a conversation somewhere.
Sounds like something Data would have said back in TNG.
Ryan George is like a live action version of the strange planet comic series.
For when you change ages. Yes. That's it exactly. Aalll of your future ages.
You've...what's the expression? Hammered it completely.
"The baked good is no longer incendiary."
-Ryan George
Everyone after having burnt their mouth for the n'th time on that hot pocket
"Let's Game it Out" is taking notes
Yes, that is in fact a quote from the video. Good job!
I'm gonna start using that.
Actually, Jeremiah was the one who said that.
"Is it long?"
"Not really, but it's going to feel like it"
Facts
Just do what I do and blow out the candles before they finish singing
@@kolbus7807 lmao I gotta try that
Thats what she said
That's what she said and what I replied.
Yeah whenever ppl sing the happy birthday song on my birthday i just want to ask them to stop
I feel like today is Actually Ryan's birthday and he just thought about this video.
Which Ryan?
Or which George?
Lol totally yea
That was my first thought too. Happy BDay Ryan!
Well it's super easy barley an inconvenience
He's a Cancer/Gemini. (Born June 21. Maybe his gf is a Scorpio/Libra who just had a Bday.)
That moment Ryan found out that Happy Birthday was no longer a copyrighted song...
Is it not?!
Since when O.O
I though MJ owned it
Well it’s shorter than 12 seconds so yea
I didn’t know it was not longer copyrighted. And I just had a birthday a week ago, Stoney’s didn’t have to make up their own song. Happy happy birthday from the shoneys gang...
Thousands of years of tiny traditions, quirks in a family becoming more common, and countless cultures mingling to bring us to this point.
“What are those things sticking out for?”
“ *THE FIRE* “
The Fire. They *hold* the fire.
For me, it was the holding that was hilarious.
"The first guy to ever see a candle"
THE. WHAT.
Lol
that all changed when *THE FIRE* nation attacked
Just checking....
On September 22, 2015, federal judge George H. King ruled that the Warner/Chappell copyright claim over the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" was invalid. ... Since there was no evidence Summy Co. had copyright on the song, the song is still considered to be in the public domain.
NIGEL!! Crazy seeing you here!! I'm your neighbour in Waterloo.
I can sing "Happy Birthday" wherever I want to now! Nice!
That doesn't mean he isn't gonna get manually copyright claimed though.
my birthday is September 22, glad to know we didn't steal intellectual property that day
Now that ACB is on the Supreme Court, they’ll probably change that. She’s all for the corporate takeover of our country
we can all relate to the “ I didn’t even know what to do with myself that entire time”.
Honestly the whole process of a birthday party is super-awkward.
From awkwardly listening to people sing a unoriginal song to awkwardly listening to them count up to your age.
Which is then followed by awkwardly opening presents which is made even more awkward if you don't pretend to be excited. And then at some point you'll have to talk to your relatives, some of which you probably don't like very much and would prefer not to be there.
And of course if you acknowledge how awkward this whole thing is for everyone or show even a hint of distaste for this extremely contrived ceremony, it's considered rude.
Pro tip for the next time you find yourself in this situation. Just scream the entire time to assert dominance. Works for me.
@@Robbie32 agreed I never liked Birthday party
Yep!
@@Robbie32 Yep, I can relate to that completely.
"no you use your mouth you have to use your mouth"
*"im not gonna out my mouth in there"*
*"no you weaponize your breath"*
im rolling on the floor already 😂
Don’t forget that one person that hits the high note in the song and raises their hand with their eyes closed.
HATE THAT PERSON!!!! show off....mutter, grumble
Wait there’s a high note?
@@jaimelannister1797 I think on the third happy birthday
waffle falafel so fuckin trUuUuUuUuUeEeEEe😂
I don't know how to ask this question, but I'll try: How in why does that person do that? Does he try to put his arm over you to hug you? And why the closing the eyes thing?
I am as confused as birthday Ryan lol
Just adding the words “I decided” to a thing once u say it makes it a billion times more funny.
I decided just adding the words “I decided” to a thing once u say it makes it a billion times more funny.
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I gave you a like, you deserved it I decided.
Sarcasm?
@@iitjee-insider7431 ...I decided I'm not sure who you are referring to
"Why did you set this on fire if you had no intention of dealing with the aftermath!?"
- perfect summary of 2020
Rather serendipitous that one of the fires started with a gender reveal for a baby that would be born 😄
@@WasatchWind This whole year is just so absurd
We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since this year was turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
Trump never tried to fight it
@@bleach00101 nice
Jeremiah: This is ludicrous, redundant, and all forms of foolish, I refuse to have a birthday.
Ryan: *present*
Jeremiah: Birthday time, take the whole damn cake, I’ll blow out all of your candles.
"Is it long?"
"Not really, it's just long enough to wash your hands to."
"Wait, what?"
He said "it's gonna feel long for sure"
@@afridmohammad9229 we know, he was making a joke
@@afridmohammad9229 bruh
@@afridmohammad9229 Yes, I watched the video too, and that's not what I was referencing.
Its twice
"The Baked good is no longer incediary"
Those lines are why i like this guy
Incendiary*, your welcome.
@@Archimedes_BC that was bothering me too man.
Incendiary baked goods are TIGHT
@@Archimedes_BC ironic
@@Archimedes_BC What are you doing on my back?
"I don't know if i want to be a part of this"
"I got you a present"
"I do deserve it"
The old fashioned Jedi mind trick
"Those are not the droids you are looking for."
**slips him an envelope of bills**
"Those are not the droids we're looking for. Move on."
Obi-wan bribing some stormtroopers is TIGHT
LOL
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*Ha pathetic, try do something I'm not immune to*
I had to show this to my parents on my birthday last week, so we could celebrate properly and realize that birthdays are all about the anniversary of me traumatizing my Mom, screaming and pooping black, 13,500 days ago. And now I feel like I need to get my Mom a gift for my birthday! I did nothing that day. In fact, I was actually five DAYS late to my first job of... existing. 😊
If you were born overdue, you probably ate your own poop at some point. Isn't that a comforting thought.
U got ur first breath adjustment to light and sounds ur entine body started to move. Ur brains probably working very fast to learn everything or to stay alive both did good
5 days late? I was 33 days early.
@@llamalife7210 I was 4 months 💀
@@adellefletcherHow were you 4 months dead?
I mean... people often talk to themselves... But this is next level as always hahaha
Ikr
But they're both different people!
Yeah
they're quintuplets
Yeah what are you talking bout these are just good good friends totally not the same person 😅
“All I did was scream and poop black”
-Ryan George 2020
-Jeremiah George*
-1990*
@@Dargonhuman Jeremiah Birthdayman
@@shanekavanagh230 Yes!
It is out of context even with context
“Weaponise your breath”
2020: *nervous sweating*
lmao
LOL, right??
but this was released today
Alright wind bullet jutsu
But the Geneva Convention banned biological weapons!
In Brazil we got the melody from the US like many other countries, but a radio presenter from the 40's decided that we needed proper lyrics and made a contest in his show. An old lady from Rio de Janeiro, a school teacher, sent the lyrics to the radio, she won the contest, everyone loved the song and almost all 200+ million Brazillians that aren't Jehovah's witnessess have been singing it since them:
"Parabéns a você,
nesta data querida,
muitas felicidades,
muitos anos de vida"
There is also a second part more joyful with but the origins are different.
That awkward moment when everyone is smiling and staring at you and singing the most annoying song in the biggest monotone and you're just sitting there like: "hmm yes this floor seems to be made out of floor."
AHaha lol!
where I live we add another part that basically doubles the length of the song... Consider yourselves lucky.
We sang happy birthday over Zoom to my dad and the time delay for everyone made it so much worse. The pained look on this poor 70 year old man’s face... why do we do this?
HAHAHA! OMFSM thank you! I haven't laughed like that in a while!
@@ray_4734
Your response killed me!! 🤣
“The baked good is no longer incendiary.”
Never seen a child Anakin in youtube before
@@iiSlightlyModified same, until now
Incendiary baked goods are tight!
- Ryan George 2020
Wow. You can quote.
"The baked good is no longer incendiary" - That one's gonna be a classic in the upcoming birthday's of Ryan fans.
*birthdays (plural)
birthday's = possessive (or a contraction of "birthday is/has")
Apostrophes are for contractions or possessive nouns, not for pluralizing or random words that happen to end in "s."
@@alvallac2171 Your english teacher would be proud of you. The rest of us is just annoyed and doesn't give a fuck
@@alvallac2171 Sometimes autocorrect adds apostrophes to places where I don't put them, and sometimes it takes them away from places where I *do* put them. It's constantly making me screw up on "its" and "it's", although I usually notice and correct it before posting/sending. Still, if it changes the word several times or if I'm not in the mood at the time, I may just leave it in because it's not my fault.
Ryan is steadily moving up my list of the funniest people in the universe and is definitely in the top ten by this point. Comedic genius.
He's definitely the funniest person in the Ryanverse
"We're gonna get fire involved I decided." 2020 in a nutshell xD
and plague, panic, unrest, brutality, corruption of the highest order, honestly this entire year could just be "we didn't start the fire" but instead it's "2020 was a shitstorm"
And that was just January
I live in California. Fire is always involved.
@@Devynwithawhy omg...imagine if Billy Joel wrote a sequel to "We Didn't Start The Fire", but its all about 2020 😮
I know you pretty much said that, but anyone could do it. Imagine if the Piano Man himself did it though
Mostly peaceful fires, I decided.
"The baked good is no longer incendiary"
Alas, the same could not be said of 2020.
i kind of heard that "alas, the same could not be said of 2020" in the voice of the narrator of jane the virgin.. is that just me? (having finished the series just now) okay..
Well i mean, i think 2020 is a burned good, not a baked good
Hamster fire? Something like that.
@@mastervolotaaofvoltaria4360 you're right.. can't argue with that😅
the ending with the present and him changing his mind in a snap is just pure gold KKKKKKKKKK
IKR it just killed me lmfaooo
Literally Lol'd!!
What does kkkkkkkkkk mean?
@@Marvelfanatic3658 KKK on repeat.
I actually predicted it at around 3:30, like, where's the present? Oh, he'll just accept the whole thing after getting the present, sure.
Wishing Ryan a Happy Birthday one day in advance because it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"that did not flow well" lmao so relatable
not realy my real, name isn't John but it is 2 syllables
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Stop complaining mr 2 syllable name
This video had me creasing till my throat hurt. In the top 3.
Indian folks agree
"The baked good is no longer incendiary" I rewatched just for that line. The rest was also amzing.
Ryan's videos have made me realise that everything we do makes literally no sense and we all just do it anyway without questioning.
Not really.
Crucify your culture
Its because of society literally not as a meme but how society created all of this.
Well... the justice system does make sense. It could be a lot better, but it does make sense.
Ik that's not what this video is about but a lot of his other videos go over it.
Oh, I question everything
I like how they don’t know what candles are yet candles have been invented
Yeah, I put miniaturized versions of things people used to make to see in the dark before electricity was a thing, I decided.
It’s kinda hard to believe this man is famous for talking to himself(happy b-day Ryan)
what are you talking about? that's Ryan and Jeremiah
And Daniel Trasher
And here I am with people telling me to stop talking to myself
Yeah I’m just sitting over here going where can I sign up
I do the same thing and the squirrels call me crazy
"You also get presents"
"Well I do deserve a little something, it is my birthday."
I chuckled at that 😹
His mood changed instantly.
First guy to make a car
"It's like a super fast horse that farts a lot."
Nah, it was like a super SLOOOOOW horse that farts a lot at the time, no one wanted it lol #themoreyouknow
@@tylergreene9123 Just putting it out there... electric cars broke the 100 km/h mark in 1899... Yes, EIGHTEEN-99
@@etherealicer That was also one of the first cars to be able to go faster than a horse. As horses can go upto 88 km/h
Actually there was way less farting involved, since the very first cars were all electric cars.
@@Jebu911 Though not when pulling a carriage...
“The baked good is no longer incendiary” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Each line is better than the last. I’m dying.
Things to say to make sure no one questions you:
"This is the way"
"I have spoken"
"I decided"
I decided this is the way, I have spoken.
“This is the will of the Father”
Some Mandalorian Somewhere:
Mandalorians aren't allowed to take off their helmet, I decided.
@Lord Mahaveer Maldonado love your name
@@SharpDesign this is the way I decided
"We're going to to get fire involved I decided."
People doing gender reveals: Yeah, fire sounds good. Lots of fire!
When I saw this video in my feed I just saw the thumbnail that said let's get fire involved and I legitimately thought this was a video on the very first gender reveal party
No no no that’s too much fire!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fire is tight!!!
🌳🔥🔥🔥🔥♨️♨️🌳🌳🔥🔥💙💙💙🙆♂️🙆♀️🙆♂️🙆♀️ IT'S A BOY
Starting fires is super easy, barely an inconvenience .
“I don’t create the rules when it comes to magic” - HAHAHAHAHSUSUSHS
From the way you type I have deduced you are a woman under 18. Worship my omniscience.
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv I would say 12 to 15
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv Y'all wrong, he's just brazilian lol
Nice
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv Ah yes "pedro" that common female name
The line “the baked good is no longer incindiery” has me DEAD ☠️☠️💀💀
“All I did was scream and poop black.”
Holy crap this caught me off guard and had me in stitches.
I feel exposed for some reason
"We're going to get fire involved I decided"
The "I decided" part just cracks me up every single time!
Happy birthday Ryan❤
No one:
Ryan: WeApONiZe YoUr BReaTH
Got it to 69 likes
Air dragon
Technically the truth because of covid
FUS RO DAH
*Begins eating onions*
"The baked good is no longer incendiary"
I have no idea where you come up with some of these lines, but I just decided that they are amazing
That awkward moment when everyone starts singing and you have no idea what to do
One birthday I just blew out the candles before my family even finished the song
@@kolbus7807 what’s the reaction?
I make eye contact to let them know that I'm judging their vocals
If you start choking one of singing ones- rest stop singing as well
@@ZsaZsaUmbra Jesus, you monster
Saying "I decided" at the end somehow makes every sentence just better.
Saying "I decided" at the end somehow makes every sentence just better, I decided.
i am gonna leave a like on your comment i decided
This is true, I decided
Somebody probably took your comment and got more likes than you so I’ll like your comment I decided
I feel like it's actually Ryan's birthday. If it is:
Happy Birthday Ryan, you always know how to make us laugh!
Put twist, it's actually Ryan on the left's birthday, not Ryan on the right's.
@@briant7265 lol!
21st June is Ryan's birthday. But it's definitely Jeremiah's birthday today!
Not dying for a whole year is a major accomplishment worthy of recognition.
Let me clarify: Ryan George was born in June and is 31 years old. Jeremiah, the Ryan George clone, just turned 30 a few days ago. 😌
Ryan George clones are TIGHT
How could you call two completely different individual a "clone"
@@beligosk cause they are the same person
@@beligosk I like how him putting on glasses makes u think they ar different ppl
@@beligosk oh shoot sry I get it
In Sweden we don’t celebrate that you popped out into the world, we just celebrate that you ain’t dead yet, so having more candles is actually an accomplishment.
also from sweden, I heard historically swedes used to count age in "number of winters survived", idk but sounds about right
Congratulations on not being dead yet!
The poop black detail is a nice touch. Already more realistic than any birth in Grey's Anatomy.
So was it hard to change his mind about celebrating his birthday?
Not at all. In fact, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. We just tell him he gets presents.
Wow, wow wow, wow wow wow wow
Getting presents are tight!
@@viktornapolitano6113 Pointing out that people should've used 'is' instead of 'are' is tight!
@@Alkis05 True fact! (Thanks for pointing that out)
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But who gets the presents, and what should they be?
Unclear!
"The baked good is no longer incendiary."
What a fun birthday 🥳
Incendiary
Also now unsanitary.
This one had me laughing good. Thanks for your continuing genius Ryan ❤️
This a poopoo head
@@lara8975 what
@@kolbus7807 That WhatsApp para
I actually gave him the idea on my birthday one year I'm so happy he did it
Looks like someone has a crush (joke but sort of not really)
"There's one here for every year that's passed, since you traumatised your mum and pooped black and screamed"
So accurate and I am so using that line at my children's next birthday parties candle 🎂 😆😈😂
Underrated line: "I'm not putting my mouth on this."
And the answer is; "What is a sentence Monica Lewinski didn't say?"
You should do first guy to open a hotel or an apartment building.
"Hey you should give me money so you can live in this small house inside a giant house full of smaller houses"
Perfect!😂😂
That is a hilarious idea, I've decided.
Lol I just came back to this comment and saw how many likes I got.
good idea. replace "house" with "rectangle" and "so you can live inside" to "so you can let us put you inside" and specify "for a short time" and it sounds like gold. i mean the worst part is in many cases you don't even get to choose which rectangle you let them decide to put you in, sometimes not even how long you get to be inside the rectangle depending on vacancies and reservations.
"Do I own the place once I pay for it?"
"No, you have to pay for every day you stay there, I decided."
"Every day!? That's way too much to live in a room!"
"No, it's okay, see, you're not supposed to actually live there, just stay for a few days when you're visiting somewhere else or don't want to be at home."
"Sounds nice, can I get a room for today?"
"No, it doesn't work like that, you see, a lot of people already liked my idea and are staying in the rooms I have here, so you have pick a day when a room is available and pay months ahead of time, I decided."
“These are to hold the fire”
“What?! The fire?!”
“Yeah I’m gonna set these LITTLE things on fire”
Presents 3 foot candles
"there is no need to involve fire"
"we are gonna involve fire, i decided"
I dont need subtitles guys I can see what he's doing
I nearly choked from laughter about fire being involved.
Me after trying to recreate my grandma's dish: *the baked good is no longer incendiary.*
🤣🤣🤣
"The baked good is no longer incendiary."
Holy shit, my sides. These videos are as quotable as classic Simpsons. Ryan George almost singlehandedly redeems... UA-cam.
Your Redeemer
Singlehandedly redeeming UA-cam is TIGHT
How about: the first person to go trick or treating? "I'm gonna disguise myself so you'll have no idea who I am, trespass on your property and then repeatedly hit your door and sing until you give me candy."
"oh so like this is a robbery?"
" No no, this is completely voluntary "
We- well it doesn't seem like that to me"
Whoops
This could just as well be Christmas with that threatening ass figgy pudding song.
YES!!!😀
The guy should then call the cops and then say "The cop said if you don't leave he will put you in a room" then Kid Ryan will say "But he can't put me in a room, I'm not 18 years old yet." Then he repeats that to the cop, to which the cop says "Well, that is true We decided. Maybe try giving him some candy to make him leave?" Then he's like "Isn't that bribery that will make you put me in a room?" Then the cops will say "I'll make an exception for this day of the year I just decided."
He already did! It's the one about the first guy to wear a costume
I just found this video on my bithday! What are the chances? Wow wow wow wow wow
Wow
"I didn't know what to do with myself that entire time"
This is painfully accurate
The only thing that is remotely fun is to simply conduct the singers, like you were bugs bunny with that opera guy. You really have to own it though.
I was born on my mother’s birthday so we both always just sang along for the other. It wasn’t until I was an adult celebrating without her that I realized how fricken awkward it is.
Especially, when the class realizes, that it's your birthday and starts singing
@@sdrawkcab_emanresu That is precisely why I pretty much never told the class it was my birthday until it had already passed.
Well, that and also because I would be expected to bring snacks for the whole class.
@@KingNedya I never told class about my birthday because I didn’t want the attention.
"10,950 days ago you came out of your mom's.. you know, her parts"
"Wait, if im 30 then wouldnt that be 10,957 days ago?"
"Whaddya mean?"
"Well 10,950 days would be 30 years if each year was 365 days but every 4 years we add an extra day to the calendar making 366 days because, you know, leap years"
"Ohhhh.."
"Did you forget about leap years?"
"I forgot about leap years"
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
"As a matter of fact, depending on if there was a leap year within the first 2 years of my life or not, it could be either 10,957 days OR 10,958 days, but its definitely been more than 10,950"
"Ok look, all im trying to do is give you this cake and then force you to share it with me, so im gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this leap year stuff"
"Oh ok, let me get off of that thing"
no one has decided there are leap years in the ryan-verse yet.
@@nobody5093 I hope they'll use the same "every 100 Years we skip the leap year if it's not a multiple of 400" rule xD
Awesome I can't believe you did the math
This is cringe.
Stupid orbit. You've had thousands of years to adjust. Get your shit together, Earth.
"That was the song."
"I didn't know what to do with myself that entire time."
*I'm not alone!*
Just blow it out before they finish like I do
@@kolbus7807 That'd make it even more awkward, because then everyone would probably just kinda stop and stare at you in confusion, wondering why you blew out the candles before the song was finished. And if there's anything worse than uncomfortable singing, it's uncertain faltering followed by awkward silence.
One time my elementary music teacher had us learn this long birthday celebration song and the day we got graded on it, was my birthday....it was super awkward. Especially after my teacher reminded every one that it was my birthday.
It would be more like 10,957, but still... this is hilarious. You crack me up man. Love your skits!
Birthdays must be huge in this universe since every person in it is twins.
That makes them less important. Twice as many ppl as birthdays.
Actually. since there's less than 400 days and more than 800 ppl...
"The baked good is no longer incindiairy" I want that on a shirt
I love it when he says "I decided" so casually.
It's now one of my favourite catchphrases of him, I decided.
Hysterical🤣🤣🤣 The offset hat, Im dying!
“Ok, so the cake’s on fire now”
He says nonchalantly
“She did all the work that day” I mean he’s not wrong...
@Former Auror whoopsies.
@Former Auror I mean... the mom's part is even called labor, so let's not belittle that. It’s A LOT of work.
Doctors are also some other people who do this work. And even more so if it was a delivered by c section.
Edit: Please dont misinterpret me, i owe my own Mother's strengh and perseverence to being here, im just complementing the original comment that says that women do ALL the work, in the sence there's a lot of people envolved in the prepping, examination, and during procedure, like doctors, nurses surgeons (in case of c sections) and medical assistents. I think all the work of people involved should be recognized, thats all.
@@rafaelmurray6870 Having a child can literally kill you. Lets not downplay how much work the moms have to put in, including 9 months of housing the eventually ungrateful little shits.
When I was younger, I thought Labor Day was only for mothers
“What why is there fire”
It’s just like the gender reveal parties.
Oof😂😂😂
Oh noo
I like how that's becoming memetic like there wasn't a ton of things causing fires over the years..
It's beautiful how he points out the obvious ridiculousness in ordinary things. Bravo, Ryan.
"You gotta make a wish now I decided it's time for some magic" - Ryan the GOAT George
"I decided it was time for some magic". Words to live by:)
"weaponize your breath..."
2020: *takes notes*
XD
OMG
😃😃😃
Safer to blow out birthday candles with a balloon pump these days!! 😷
Comment winner lmao
"...the baked good is no longer incendiary..." can't argue with that.
Jeremiah: What we do after you give me the presents?
Friend: We can drink some fermented poison from the berries I've kept.
Hahahahahahaha
“All I did was scream and poop black”
You guys don’t do that everyday
Such a great line
Not in *that* order
You might want to see a doctor about that... XD
@@Tom531Cat sorry I can’t go to the doctor I am sick
@@alejandroinc9575 dude no need to brag or anything
“It would have worked better if your name was two syllables.”
Or three. But not one. Or more than three.
like ryan..
"Happy BIRTH Day, dear Two Syllables..."
Nope. That didn't work better at all.
"We're gonna get fire involved, I decided." XD best line ever
I Remember when another "Ryan" was famous talking to himself too 😂
Who?
Who
Ur verified
Who?
@@srijanumesh5355 Ryan Higa
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“As long as Ryan suffers”
“He gets a view”
Me too
Just now
Appropriately for a video about the birthday song, that didn't fit at all.
I require a shirt that says "The baked good is no longer incendiary"
This man will be a legend
The way he says "I decided" is so passive aggressive and yet so funny.
- “I’m not putting my mouth on this.”
- “Ahh, putting your mouth on things is tight!”
Um
It can be, if you are doing it right.
If you guys don’t get it, it’s a reference to Ryan George’s Pitch Meeting series over on the Screen Rant channel
“We’re going to get fire involved I decided.” - me when the party is getting stale
"The baked good is no longer incendiary" best line ever.
I love how Ryan breaks everything down to its most basic elements and makes them sound ridiculous
He is turning my thoughts into comedy gold!
They're already ridiculous. This genius just realized and points it out. We're all silly for not noticing before 😂