The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

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  • Опубліковано 8 кві 2019
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    Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge
    Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  5 років тому +7108

    Here's some "Snap The Bad Guy's Neck" merch, you heroes:
    ryangeorge.threadless.com/designs/snap-the-bad-guys-neck-and-save-the-day

    • @samsamelia3029
      @samsamelia3029 5 років тому +51

      oh nooooo I just watched all pitch meetings and LOOOOOOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! now I am sooo sad! Now I go through all the "first guy ever..." so funny as well!

    • @HighNoonTex
      @HighNoonTex 5 років тому +23

      Lol, that shirt is hilarious, put me down for a 10 of those

    • @drakkonslayersilverclaw0277
      @drakkonslayersilverclaw0277 4 роки тому +11

      I've been writing fan fiction since 1997. I invented fanfic with my Goku x Bulma story.

    • @SteveMahoney
      @SteveMahoney 4 роки тому +4

      I wanna get one for me and a buddy but he's 4 or 5x. Any custom orders?

    • @upc2h22
      @upc2h22 4 роки тому

      No offense....but I enjoy these more than pitch meetings (which are great themselves) keep em coming!!

  • @brockbaker
    @brockbaker 5 років тому +19052

    So, you've got a fictional story for me?

  • @BlackGryph0n
    @BlackGryph0n 4 роки тому +10739

    Dude, I’m addicted to your humor style! 😂
    Tell us more lie stories!

    • @RyanGeorge
      @RyanGeorge  4 роки тому +2644

      Thanks man! I WILL

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 роки тому +451

      @@Kronoan Take my money!
      Take my f*cking money.

    • @SonGoku-bn5di
      @SonGoku-bn5di 4 роки тому +91

      WAT BLACK GRYPHON

    • @farzana_shampa
      @farzana_shampa 4 роки тому +61

      @@RyanGeorge you should do pitch meeting on your own channel to

    • @monsoon861
      @monsoon861 4 роки тому +27

      Black gryphon I love your vids and channel!!

  • @afterimage6422
    @afterimage6422 10 місяців тому +227

    I love how the guy's house was on fire so he just walked up to the first people he saw and calmly asked if they had water 🤣

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 2 роки тому +2218

    Imagining a talking dog named Rufus doing a backflip, wrapping his little paws around somebody’s head and snapping their neck is pure gold in my imagination.

    • @trialanderrorgaming5355
      @trialanderrorgaming5355 2 роки тому +20

      I don't know if it was intentional but I think that's a reference to the Elder Scrolls

    • @kindaraharyu7926
      @kindaraharyu7926 2 роки тому +7

      He meant Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxies.

    • @rizanugraha4515
      @rizanugraha4515 2 роки тому +18

      Dogs cant do backflips and snap bad guy necks tho

    • @stepbackandthink
      @stepbackandthink 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I mean like, who would ever call their dog Rufus?

    • @trialanderrorgaming5355
      @trialanderrorgaming5355 2 роки тому +5

      @@stepbackandthink clavicus vile would

  • @jameswhitley4101
    @jameswhitley4101 5 років тому +3359

    I love how it started as just a joke but then turned into a metacommentary on moder super hero movies

    • @runninginsept
      @runninginsept 4 роки тому +120

      No it was first a meta on the media industry. When the guys started throwing money at him, it started to feel like Netflix 🤣

    • @me_lero
      @me_lero 4 роки тому +31

      Einar Amund and also an ad for a modern super hero movie. Postmodernism in a nutshell.

    • @pjbreezy
      @pjbreezy 4 роки тому +22

      ...and he did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day.

    • @musetangolazorus1875
      @musetangolazorus1875 4 роки тому +12

      And the man of steel thing

    • @fabycho6791
      @fabycho6791 4 роки тому +1

      No shit

  • @downtown2479
    @downtown2479 5 років тому +6838

    And so Harry did a backflip and snapped Voldemorts neck and saved the day.

    • @downtown2479
      @downtown2479 5 років тому +168

      @Dicelord N that would be the most normal thing that she has added to the fandom since she finished the series

    • @downtown2479
      @downtown2479 5 років тому +142

      And so Percy did a backflip snapped Luke's neck and saved the day.

    • @downtown2479
      @downtown2479 5 років тому +279

      And so Spiderman did a backflip snapped Gwen's neck and ... Oh...

    • @shadowrev2914
      @shadowrev2914 5 років тому +25

      Grimlaughingcoffin oh god😂😂😂😂😂

    • @diegomt7901
      @diegomt7901 5 років тому +27

      Super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @CloudyNebula
    @CloudyNebula Рік тому +89

    Just realized how the two guys are, basically, binge watching his stories and that's why they don't mind paying for them on a regular basis.
    Brilliant stuff.

  • @supertron6039
    @supertron6039 Рік тому +85

    Can't wait to see Ruffus save everyone in the new Avengers movie.

  • @Games4Kickz
    @Games4Kickz 3 роки тому +7334

    I thought it was going to be hard to find the source of "Snap the bad guy's neck" I saw in other video comments but it turns out it was super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 3 роки тому +283

      wowowowow. wow.

    • @paulbrodie331
      @paulbrodie331 3 роки тому +81

      Thats how i got here

    • @mastervading4306
      @mastervading4306 3 роки тому +93

      Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @aliabusaleh419
      @aliabusaleh419 3 роки тому +71

      So whats the source of "barely an inconvenience"

    • @paulbrodie331
      @paulbrodie331 3 роки тому +104

      @@aliabusaleh419 the movie pitch meetings on the screen rant channel. Ryan George is the one in those videos. If you havent seen them yet you are in for a real treat.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +5309

    "I lie all the time, like...'I like your glasses'." LOL

  • @CreeperArcade
    @CreeperArcade 2 роки тому +273

    "So he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day!" Wow, this dude can really tell a story.

  • @aiden_macleod
    @aiden_macleod 2 роки тому +169

    As a writer myself, I really liked these and found them strangely entertaining.
    Do another one!

    • @aced_pomachu1
      @aced_pomachu1 Рік тому +6

      $15

    • @samirh2758
      @samirh2758 Рік тому +8

      A "writer"? You mean a liar.

    • @xkeychain
      @xkeychain 10 місяців тому

      ​@@samirh2758dude what

    • @7MinutozRapsLetras
      @7MinutozRapsLetras 10 місяців тому +8

      @@xkeychain did you even watch the video?

    • @amongusmappingAUM
      @amongusmappingAUM 17 днів тому

      @@xkeychain bruh “liar” is a reference to in the video where he says that the guy making up fiction is a liar, it’s like you go to the comment section before actually watching the video

  • @SDCored
    @SDCored 5 років тому +5720

    "It's gotta be pretty hard to charge money for telling lies."
    "Actually it's gonna be super easily, barely an inconvenience."

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 5 років тому +40

      But...there are so many things that didn't happen. Most things, really. So, by supply and demand, shouldn't lies be, like, super cheap?

    • @louisvictor3473
      @louisvictor3473 5 років тому +23

      @@brucebaker810 But if you change the lie a little bit, it is like, a completely different thing

    • @somerandomgirl8897
      @somerandomgirl8897 5 років тому +90

      Charging money for lies is *TIGHT*

    • @biohazardmadness1155
      @biohazardmadness1155 5 років тому +16

      @@brucebaker810
      Well Bruce baker here's the thing. the stupid people have money and we want it
      Ryan George: "hmmm they are pretty stupid and I do like money..."

    • @R.DumDum
      @R.DumDum 5 років тому +4

      Oh really

  • @abdullahx4908
    @abdullahx4908 3 роки тому +4091

    Tony stark did a backflip, snapped his fingers and saved the day

    • @ahmedwalid4819
      @ahmedwalid4819 3 роки тому +107

      Wow wow wow....
      Wow.

    • @G17x
      @G17x 3 роки тому +23

      😳oh wait

    • @LyricHIM24237
      @LyricHIM24237 3 роки тому +12

      Sith Trooper: Nerrrdovania that is not totally what happened

    • @desbugfan8429
      @desbugfan8429 3 роки тому +9

      You had to spoil it. Some people probably saw this and were mad. But I already saw it. By the way, he didn't do a backflip.

    • @z-mkgaming7464
      @z-mkgaming7464 3 роки тому +31

      @@desbugfan8429 Wow, its almost as if you didnt watch the fucking video! The entire joke of the video is a guy making up stories and then at the end is an avengers joke! The running joke in his videos is the good guy doing a flip snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day!

  • @GrenardyTheGamer
    @GrenardyTheGamer 2 роки тому +20

    0:55 the first ever suspension of disbelief

  • @ntrong32
    @ntrong32 2 місяці тому +6

    The man of steel "snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day" pay off was great.

  • @AyushSharma-tk1qq
    @AyushSharma-tk1qq 4 роки тому +2028

    "Hey, shut up. This guy is telling lies!"

  • @Bed_Sheet_Ghost
    @Bed_Sheet_Ghost 5 років тому +3916

    *House is burning down*
    "Hey, do you guys have any water...?"

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 4 роки тому +181

      No but we have a bucket of lies.

    • @goshtic9565
      @goshtic9565 4 роки тому +142

      @@commentcopbadge6665 The plot twist, he was lying about his house on fire.

    • @madyluvsanime1248
      @madyluvsanime1248 4 роки тому +41

      First man to need firefighters

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 4 роки тому +15

      @CommentCop Badge#666 l
      At the end,the guy is just like, "You know, I needed a bucket of water but now I need a bucket of elaborate and imaginative lies!"

    • @brokentoaster9231
      @brokentoaster9231 4 роки тому +11

      Water is *tight*

  • @guardian7773
    @guardian7773 2 роки тому +12

    I recently learned that I like writing stories. I thought finding inspiration would be hard, but it turned out to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @roysmoothfinger
    @roysmoothfinger 2 роки тому +19

    Simply just knowing how each story ended while the begining was different was still about as entertaining for me as it was for the 2 ryans

  • @belalabusultan5911
    @belalabusultan5911 3 роки тому +4268

    and then they did a group backflip, snapped the bad groups necks, and saved the entire week.

    • @mahdvnthegamr3723
      @mahdvnthegamr3723 3 роки тому +240

      awesome, Tell me more lies. please

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 3 роки тому +207

      @@mahdvnthegamr3723 and then they did a crowd backflip, snapped the bad crowds necks , and saved the entire month

    • @vincenturquhart1370
      @vincenturquhart1370 3 роки тому +113

      And then the entire country did a backflip snapped the bad countries neck and saved the day

    • @deeryyyyy707
      @deeryyyyy707 3 роки тому +85

      @@vincenturquhart1370 and then the entire continent did a backflip, snapped each others necks and saved the day

    • @iseegreen5297
      @iseegreen5297 3 роки тому +67

      and then the planet does backflip and snapped the bad planets neck and saved the day

  • @trevorprice1867
    @trevorprice1867 5 років тому +3090

    Doing backflips, snapping bad guys' necks & saving the day is *TIGHT*

    • @slambamcam
      @slambamcam 4 роки тому +43

      Barely even an inconvenience

    • @astrobookwormsinger
      @astrobookwormsinger 4 роки тому +6

      Where is that from??? I'm new to Ryan's channel so 😅

    • @traurigekatze
      @traurigekatze 4 роки тому +4

      @@astrobookwormsinger it's from Screen Rant he has two channels

    • @bleh1569
      @bleh1569 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @toddc3988
      @toddc3988 4 роки тому +3

      I guess someone had to.....

  • @accidentalaccident
    @accidentalaccident Рік тому +16

    There has to be a movie or pitch meeting in this Universe of rayan’s world where a guy (with a commanding mustache)wants to put someone in a room for putting another person in a room and the hero at the end does a backflip snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day

  • @MChess288
    @MChess288 Рік тому +9

    Love how after the last story it immediately cuts to "...the day." 😂
    And then a couple seconds later the third Ryan says "keep lying to us!"

  • @jaromstrong6545
    @jaromstrong6545 5 років тому +2183

    We need a "first guy" cinematic universe.
    Cinematic universes are tight.

    • @shadowbane7401
      @shadowbane7401 5 років тому +6

      I know right

    • @dfloatingarchive4687
      @dfloatingarchive4687 5 років тому +24

      "The First Guy To Ever Make A Connected Universe"

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 4 роки тому +8

      That would be super easy

    • @jaromstrong6545
      @jaromstrong6545 4 роки тому +9

      @@iluvyunie Barely an inconvenience.

    • @TestarossaF110
      @TestarossaF110 4 роки тому

      Omg omg omg omg omg thank you commenters!! Love you guys this was perfect. Do more I'll pay! 😅😂

  • @LukeL007
    @LukeL007 3 роки тому +6078

    I like how the stories get longer and longer but stil have the same plot.

    • @estherpena-nicholas5283
      @estherpena-nicholas5283 3 роки тому +362

      Marvel

    • @EndoClaw
      @EndoClaw 3 роки тому +232

      “It like a metaphor or something”

    • @GEGGARCHY
      @GEGGARCHY 3 роки тому +62

      Yeah same I think that a dr that broke his arms in an accident and overcoming that with training to use mystical arts to finally put the main villain stuck in a timeloop and a teenager who got bitten by a radioactive spider and got powers and is fighting local criminals is the same story

    • @dij357
      @dij357 3 роки тому +47

      *cough marvel cough* (I love marvel no hate)

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 3 роки тому +33

      @@dij357 why you hate marvel

  • @misterbut2x871
    @misterbut2x871 2 роки тому +13

    1:43 i thought he was going to sing the wellerman

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk Рік тому +6

    The superhero snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day
    Roll Credits: Man of Steel

  • @AlexMyers69
    @AlexMyers69 5 років тому +12736

    Please do "first guy to realize he could play two characters"

  • @nickjack1696
    @nickjack1696 4 роки тому +3297

    “Ghosts aren’t real!”
    “No that’s part of it.”
    “Ok.”
    Convincing that other guy was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @CleverFrenchName
      @CleverFrenchName 4 роки тому +45

      Speech lvl 100

    • @rollzoo3509
      @rollzoo3509 4 роки тому +33

      LIES ARE TIGHT!

    • @erenyeagar2928
      @erenyeagar2928 4 роки тому +6

      Oh other guys are tight

    • @pablo2495
      @pablo2495 4 роки тому +9

      Technically they’re all “other guy”s, maybe we should get some kinda system so that doesn’t happen anymore...

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 роки тому +4

      @@pablo2495 I wanna be Bob, and I guess my last name would be unemployed, so call me Bob Unemployed

  • @sweatydude-vp3pu
    @sweatydude-vp3pu Рік тому +4

    He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day.Never gets old.😂😂😂

  • @zed9zed
    @zed9zed Рік тому

    You my friend have a special talent. It's not one individual thing you do but the combation of them all that is so entertaining. Well done!

  • @paulpaulington3907
    @paulpaulington3907 3 роки тому +5926

    Everyone in the Ryanverse is either confused, obsessive or a genius

  • @Thanos-lm7sm
    @Thanos-lm7sm 3 роки тому +6263

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

    • @Evie0133
      @Evie0133 3 роки тому +219

      But most importantly
      He snapped the bad guys' necc

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 3 роки тому +17

      69th like eyyyyyy

    • @Koza6969
      @Koza6969 3 роки тому +67

      Thanos, you should know something about snapping

    • @sabrywaheedali
      @sabrywaheedali 3 роки тому +8

      Zhm Lol

    • @CatBorgor
      @CatBorgor 3 роки тому +26

      @Thanos he protecc he attacc but most importantly he snapp half of the universe until the avengers bring the bacc

  • @Gamerboy-94
    @Gamerboy-94 6 місяців тому +4

    He didn’t just invent the fictional stories. At the end, he invented the CROSSOVER.

  • @fageegomes8584
    @fageegomes8584 2 роки тому +1

    I have watched this so many times, this is quality. If I need a laugh I just come back to it and watch again.

  • @DAVIDMARTINEZ-zs1zz
    @DAVIDMARTINEZ-zs1zz 4 роки тому +1642

    So Ironman did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s gauntlet and saved the day.

  • @zachdabeast8992
    @zachdabeast8992 5 років тому +6350

    Endgame spoilers?
    Iron man does a backflip and snaps thanos's neck and saves the day

  • @lancer434
    @lancer434 10 місяців тому +1

    I think this is the only one where the people reasonably enjoy what the guy making things up

  • @NinjaGabe11B
    @NinjaGabe11B 2 роки тому +2

    Dear Ryan,
    I've recently discovered your channel and let me just say...wow wow wow! So Good! I've been binging all of your videos for the last 4 days! Thank you for bringing some joy back into this world!

    • @sandhyabele3264
      @sandhyabele3264 2 роки тому

      Every masterpiece: Ryan George
      Has its cheap copy: Seth Rogen

  • @Narinjas
    @Narinjas 4 роки тому +1239

    So this is where the neck snap started.

  • @ericostrowski4984
    @ericostrowski4984 5 років тому +2345

    Wait, guys.... I think I know how to defeat Thanos! It involves backflip!

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 5 років тому +181

      Does it also involve the snapping of one's neck?

    • @trevinodude
      @trevinodude 5 років тому +147

      And saving the day?

    • @lukasm1436
      @lukasm1436 5 років тому +141

      Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @MrWolf120
      @MrWolf120 5 років тому +33

      Enter the DC dimension, bring Superman over, Thanos gets the Zod treatment.

    • @isitbriannieves
      @isitbriannieves 5 років тому +21

      I thought the final story was going to end with “and then he jumped in the bad guy’s ass, expanded, and saved the day”

  • @Ryangubbs
    @Ryangubbs 2 роки тому +1

    Oh the looks on their faces regarding the team up. Absolutely priceless.

  • @ahmedplayz1293
    @ahmedplayz1293 13 днів тому

    This is probably the only sketch in which everyone got along and everything went perfect

  • @tntforever1786
    @tntforever1786 4 роки тому +2718

    “I lie sometimes too” “I like your glasses.”

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому +30

      I'm afraid they're not for sale.

    • @sharkdentures3247
      @sharkdentures3247 4 роки тому +18

      I totally thought he was going to acknowledge that line in the middle of his reply with a;
      Wait. . . .what?
      (or something) Still a fun video.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 роки тому +11

      Lying is tight. Whoops.

    • @becauseimbatman6916
      @becauseimbatman6916 4 роки тому +5

      @@onkelpappkov2666 IT crowd

    • @es3333
      @es3333 4 роки тому +2

      omg he can hear

  • @JG-xt6wc
    @JG-xt6wc 5 років тому +1637

    "Okay, so there's a guy who pitches movies..."
    "More, more, more... keep 'em coming."

    • @tomahawkcrusher563
      @tomahawkcrusher563 5 років тому +100

      *3 min later *
      "He does a backflip , snaps the producer's neck and saves the day"

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 4 роки тому +35

      Give me more, inmediately, please

    • @Liwet.
      @Liwet. 4 роки тому +6

      Episode 100?

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 4 роки тому +5

      "so there's a guy who makes gag videos by switching hats and glasses"

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +5

      "So there's a guy showing the entire internet HOW IT'S DONE, SON."
      "Wow, putting CinemaSins in its place is tight!"

  • @ambush5205
    @ambush5205 Рік тому +7

    1:31 so he did a backflip snapped the volcanos neck and saved the day
    I’ll tell you the full story later ig

    • @holahola-ym1xv
      @holahola-ym1xv 2 місяці тому

      It has been a year, tell us the entire story my storyteller friend

  • @manasmanjrekar1060
    @manasmanjrekar1060 2 роки тому

    This is one of your best...I loved it ☺️

  • @josedavidcatemac406
    @josedavidcatemac406 5 років тому +378

    "The first person that created a parody" that would be great.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +4

      And make it a sequel to this, and have Fiction Guy get mad!

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому +3

      Hey! I’m gonna do like, a version of that story, but funny. Like, it makes fun of the original version. It sort of... parodies it.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 років тому +1

      @@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      But it's my material. You just took it, made it funny so it's different and called it your own. So now the thing I made is yours and you're mocking me!

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 5 років тому +1

      But I’m changing the work! So it’s inherently transformitive!

    • @1984Phalanx
      @1984Phalanx 5 років тому

      That's a great idea.

  • @flipbookboi3856
    @flipbookboi3856 4 роки тому +2876

    He atacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly...
    He snapped the bad guys necc

  • @Meanne77
    @Meanne77 2 роки тому +1

    OMG, finally the video where the guy snaps the villain's neck and saves the day i see referred to in so many of your videos! :D

  • @DamoMartin
    @DamoMartin Рік тому

    I'm addicted re visiting the old videos

  • @torig3165
    @torig3165 4 роки тому +1566

    “Fifteen dollars? I don’t know if I can afford that...finances are TIGHT”

  • @nicolasbaratelli
    @nicolasbaratelli 5 років тому +822

    8 seasons later... "And so Arya Stark did a back flip and stabbed the bad guy's chest and saved the day!"

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 4 роки тому +10

      @Josh Tyrael Nah, 2 months ago is when that episode aired

    • @TheDolefish
      @TheDolefish 4 роки тому +16

      Oohhhhh I liked that, tell me another one!

    • @johnrichards7337
      @johnrichards7337 4 роки тому +4

      Best... Comment... Ever.

    • @imperialrule6652
      @imperialrule6652 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheDolefish no. You've changed. Don't let this get to your head go back to the old ways

  • @Joey7Z7Horror
    @Joey7Z7Horror Рік тому +3

    You know as a storywriter and cinema enthusiast, having people be entirely interested for hours and even be paying me the whole time to come up with more new and cool interesting stories for the sake of making short stories would be a blast

  • @anguslever9075
    @anguslever9075 2 роки тому +2

    god damnit. you made me choke on water with that "avengers endgame" promo

  • @ryanratchford2530
    @ryanratchford2530 5 років тому +510

    1:55 I love how Red Ryan comes in asking if anyone has any water & later we find out his house is on fire 😂

    • @chase2341
      @chase2341 5 років тому +20

      Why is he so happy when he's asking them about water isn't his house on fire?

    • @chrisf84
      @chrisf84 5 років тому +27

      Whoops!

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +28

      @@chrisf84 Whoopsie!

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 5 років тому +8

      @@Dargonhuman actually that's super easy barely an inconvenience.

    • @SDsc0rch
      @SDsc0rch 5 років тому +12

      oh.. good catch - I didn't put that together lol

  • @JonBow_
    @JonBow_ 4 роки тому +1821

    I can write fiction, watch me:
    I have a girlfriend

    • @aquatax24
      @aquatax24 4 роки тому +92

      Lol. How much are you selling the story for

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 4 роки тому +41

      Well the twist ending is, that the reality is the one that has the happy ending, because you still have your money.

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 роки тому +10

      "That works"

    • @Nomanchesam
      @Nomanchesam 4 роки тому +73

      And then you break her neck?

    • @ragdaj
      @ragdaj 4 роки тому +28

      who is going to do the backflip?

  • @wiggletonthewise2141
    @wiggletonthewise2141 3 місяці тому +1

    This has got to be one of the best Ryan George sketches ever

  • @xaenr480
    @xaenr480 3 дні тому +1

    I love that this implies that Rufus and the sixth sense are part of the MCU in this universe

  • @ryanculp484
    @ryanculp484 4 роки тому +1106

    Just realized the red jacket dude asked for water cuz his house was on fire

    • @benedictator4763
      @benedictator4763 3 роки тому +14

      Well you have low IQ

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 3 роки тому +138

      He should’ve just asked for the ability to backflip, so he can snap the fire’s neck and save the day

    • @yeehee4871
      @yeehee4871 3 роки тому +37

      boiley boi,not gonna lie...that’s kinda rude.

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheMamaluigi300 fair enough

    • @Ineedhelpig1082
      @Ineedhelpig1082 3 роки тому +30

      @@benedictator4763 That’s mean. Sometimes people just miss things, lol.

  • @justjimmy2024
    @justjimmy2024 5 років тому +1851

    Their reaction to,"what if they teamed up" was priceless XD probably what everyone thought about the first avengers movie

    • @reptilus89
      @reptilus89 5 років тому +23

      i thought that about the first Expendables movie

    • @trevorfielding7910
      @trevorfielding7910 5 років тому +47

      I clearly remember when I first heard about the first avengers movie. Thought it was a bold move. Definitely the right move.

    • @leonardodavi2695
      @leonardodavi2695 4 роки тому +9

      Shut up and take my money!

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 роки тому +18

      That was my reaction to the ending of the 2008 Hulk movie.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 роки тому +2

      Considering the mcu has female fans as well, I think a few more people were excited about the mcu.

  • @blackironkatana
    @blackironkatana Рік тому +3

    Best Endgame promo ever.

  • @ryansubong7805
    @ryansubong7805 Рік тому +1

    Man... already watched this several times... still funny everytime.

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 3 роки тому +2701

    *”Ok so what if some of the characters from the other stories teamed up together!?”*
    👁👄👁
    👁👄👁

    • @Washedbog-
      @Washedbog- 2 роки тому +168

      So then he did a backflip, snapped his good guy fingers and saved the day

    • @axyspianostudio
      @axyspianostudio 2 роки тому +45

      @@Washedbog- so the guy that can shrink did a back flip, the magician guy snapped the bad guy's neck and they all saved the day

    • @michaelnajoan5104
      @michaelnajoan5104 2 роки тому +17

      Marvel be like : "That's genius! we should do that! Oh and also wouldn't it be cool if we make this stories have some set of reasoning to why they can collide with each other but we suspend the explanation to why that happens to like hundreds and thousands of comics and movies that we could sell and make people want more, even though it's not an important thing to their life?"
      Ryan : "Well, that last part sounds a bit suspicious, I feel like I've seen that way of marketing before when that guy in that suspicious alleyway told me about this guy that sells white powder...."
      Marvel : "Well we don't care we just want to rip people's money off"
      Ryan : "Alright you do you I guess"

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 2 роки тому +6

      666 likes 👁️👄👁️

    • @zoeyzoeyjohnson9000
      @zoeyzoeyjohnson9000 2 роки тому +8

      Roofus, Bobby AND The ghost
      Wow

  • @jacobariffin07
    @jacobariffin07 3 роки тому +1124

    This is the origin of screenwriter guy, I mean look at his glasses

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 роки тому +78

      And so, the Ryanverse unfolds

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 роки тому +50

      wow wow wow..wow

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 роки тому +23

      Your comment should be pinned

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 3 роки тому +12

      Holy shit.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 3 роки тому +35

      That makes sense.
      These two guys sucked all the good stories out of him before he finally became a scriptwriter.

  • @FrankTheSnake
    @FrankTheSnake Рік тому

    This video showed me Ryan George 2 years ago, I love this video.

  • @rottenappple3716
    @rottenappple3716 2 роки тому +1

    I’m so exited fir the secret agent guy, Roofus, superhero guy, lightning dude, shrinks man, and magician team up movie.

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 роки тому +3625

    Nailed it!

    • @zock_zock9147
      @zock_zock9147 3 роки тому +7

      Please reply to this message with
      "Late to what?"

    • @OfentseMwaseFilms
      @OfentseMwaseFilms 3 роки тому +8

      @@zock_zock9147 Late to what?

    • @irissinks1475
      @irissinks1475 3 роки тому +5

      No he's not late the time is just early

    • @novabova07
      @novabova07 3 роки тому +1

      @@zock_zock9147 I mean... you are too though?

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +15

      @@OfentseMwaseFilms joe mama
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  • @TobyHonest420
    @TobyHonest420 3 роки тому +2301

    "So, there's a guy who can turn himself into a pickle -"

    • @kksepic1150
      @kksepic1150 3 роки тому +240

      Then he did a backflip and snapped the badguy's neck

    • @spaghetti7653
      @spaghetti7653 3 роки тому +177

      @@kksepic1150 And saved the day

    • @redefined4657
      @redefined4657 3 роки тому +116

      And he's pretty big and then goes into a bread and become a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.

    • @LamZL1
      @LamZL1 3 роки тому +38

      @@redefined4657 was he in a bit of a pickle?

    • @intention4726
      @intention4726 3 роки тому +43

      Pickle Rick!!!!!

  • @thetruehat
    @thetruehat 2 роки тому +4

    "Do you guys have any water?"
    "My house is on fire"
    little details like that make ryan's videos

  • @rohandas5725
    @rohandas5725 Рік тому

    I like every part of Ryan's videos where Ryan talks about how one person does a backflip and breaks the bad guy's neck and saves the day

  • @masterkl16
    @masterkl16 5 років тому +793

    Video was great, do "The First Guy to Ever Charge Money for Something"

    • @FelipeKana1
      @FelipeKana1 5 років тому +11

      I guess that one would have to be on xvideos tough, if some theories about the first transactions are to be listened to...

    • @PutzShaka
      @PutzShaka 5 років тому

      Yaaaaas

    • @pewdular
      @pewdular 5 років тому

      Kev Lew that will be super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @pongugy9828
      @pongugy9828 5 років тому

      yes

    • @thegoodreylo4749
      @thegoodreylo4749 5 років тому +1

      Kev Lew I would go back and convince that guy that it’s a bad idea.

  • @jackuk2700
    @jackuk2700 3 роки тому +3475

    “I love that plot twist where the guy was a shed the whole time”
    “No he was dead....”
    “Thats even better”

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. 3 роки тому +39

      Fav part

    • @boomslang2546
      @boomslang2546 3 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 роки тому +25

      Woah! You watched the video too!?

    • @loverose2120
      @loverose2120 3 роки тому +2

      XD ikr

    • @jackuk2700
      @jackuk2700 3 роки тому +52

      @@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth woah! You don’t know what pointing our favourite part of the video is? That’s crazy man!

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 роки тому

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @alexpristawa8128
    @alexpristawa8128 Рік тому +2

    Probably my 20th rewatch and I finally realized the third guy was introduced asking if they had any water because his house was on fire 😂

  • @lordsxman
    @lordsxman 4 роки тому +1666

    "What if the main characters from the previous stories teamed up."
    Other guys: 😲😨😱 😲😨😱

    • @darkboy19O7
      @darkboy19O7 4 роки тому +96

      And then they all did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day

    • @thenerdterminatortnt8466
      @thenerdterminatortnt8466 4 роки тому +37

      Then Thor did a back flip and tony snapped the bad guys gauntlet and saved the day

    • @PownyRider
      @PownyRider 4 роки тому +5

      @@thenerdterminatortnt8466 good one.

    • @Munster0001
      @Munster0001 4 роки тому +8

      DAAAAAYUMMM! That's some good story telling! Here's my fifteen dollars. 💸💵💰😃

    • @thenerdterminatortnt8466
      @thenerdterminatortnt8466 4 роки тому +1

      Rosa Knuffel thanks

  • @SpriJones
    @SpriJones 5 років тому +224

    So then Luke Skywalker did a backflip, cut off his dad's hand and saved the day.

    • @kuldeepdas799
      @kuldeepdas799 5 років тому +3

      So then Obi wan does a backflip and decapitates darth Maul and saves the day

  • @duckwithabs4537
    @duckwithabs4537 2 роки тому +1

    this was the first of your videos i watched, good times

  • @theMixElite
    @theMixElite 2 роки тому +21

    Ok that was funnier than I expected

  • @fredarok579
    @fredarok579 5 років тому +181

    *And then the guy who invented fiction did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck, and saved the day.*

  • @tusharg8452
    @tusharg8452 5 років тому +325

    Ryan: Here's my latest "First Guy Ever" video.
    The entirety of the internet: GIVE US ANOTHER ONE. Immediately, please.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому +16

      Wait, take my last $15 first.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 років тому

      @Coconut Pal Give them to me, I can make change.

    • @meloD30
      @meloD30 5 років тому +6

      Yes do more like this, immediately. I wanna watch it right now while I"m at work.
      My boss said something about my job being on fire but I don't even care, I'll deal with that later.

  • @aggrimaggarwal8739
    @aggrimaggarwal8739 2 роки тому +2

    That superman joke was "tight" 😁

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 Рік тому +1

    The team up expression was priceless. Because that was me and everyone in the theater during the first avengers movie.

  • @ceiling_pancake
    @ceiling_pancake 3 роки тому +813

    “Did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck, and saved the day.”

  • @damagingbreakfast2079
    @damagingbreakfast2079 5 років тому +603

    There was a guy named Ryan George
    *4 minutes and 4 seconds later*
    And then he did a backflip and snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @papamuller
      @papamuller 5 років тому +3

      @Coconut Pal 4 minutes 4 seconds
      444 likes of your comment.
      Perfectly balanced

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 Рік тому

    this is one of my favs (for years)

  • @jeffreycalilung8224
    @jeffreycalilung8224 2 роки тому +2

    Someone just imagine all the characters of the stories in their own Marvel Avengers Infinity War, that would be amazing!

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +653

    "Fifteen dollars!"
    "Whoa, that is pricey!"
    "Yeah it is... I'm gonna pay it though, I don't care!" LOL!

  • @jacksoniansonex9235
    @jacksoniansonex9235 4 роки тому +303

    "Oh, my God. What happened, what happened to Bobby."
    "He did a backflip, snapped the volcano's neck, and saved the day."

  • @abhinavtiwari8235
    @abhinavtiwari8235 28 днів тому +2

    After this, the Guy who wrote fiction became Ryan Screenwriter and the Guy with hat became the Executive guy, and they together Monetized the power of Fiction.

  • @nitishpuranik4154
    @nitishpuranik4154 2 роки тому +3

    "Keep lying to us" really got me

  • @catlikethief1718
    @catlikethief1718 4 роки тому +654

    Omg I died when they got all big eyed at the avengers reference

    • @Robopup325
      @Robopup325 4 роки тому +1

      CatLikeThief it's superman.

    • @catlikethief1718
      @catlikethief1718 4 роки тому +5

      @@Robopup325 ok I'm open to this discussion as a debate, its DEFINITELY an avengers reference when Ryan and Ryan get silent and big eyed

    • @catlikethief1718
      @catlikethief1718 4 роки тому +5

      Oh not the beginning, thats def a superman reference

    • @Devil-qk6ct
      @Devil-qk6ct 4 роки тому +1

      omg i died when i got hung by strangers

    • @cedraws463
      @cedraws463 3 роки тому +3

      Wait a talking dog named dufus is in the avengers?

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 4 роки тому +1608

    Ryan: So I have this brilliant idea where I create new hilarious content but unfortunately I signed a contract saying I can only post it on ScreenRant's channel.
    Other Ryan: Whoops
    Ryan: Whoopsie

    • @dylanduke1075
      @dylanduke1075 4 роки тому +24

      Feynstein 100 too real 😢

    • @musyrifo
      @musyrifo 4 роки тому +139

      You gotta thank Screen Rant tho,
      Most people found Ryan by his Pitch Meetings videos on Screen Rant.

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 4 роки тому +13

      @musyrifo True dat

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 4 роки тому +40

      Sad. I hope eventually he'll be able to support himself from his own channel. Or he'd get the rights to the Pitch Meetings for himself.

    • @yandwl4162
      @yandwl4162 4 роки тому +25

      Cookie im sure hes gonna blow up eventually this guy is too funny and creative

  • @allancruz8197
    @allancruz8197 2 роки тому

    Bro this is the video that made me subscribe to this guy and ever since I’ve been watching him

  • @ZaneDaBold
    @ZaneDaBold 10 місяців тому +2

    I calculated that this Guy spent 8 hours and 40 minutes telling these stories

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 5 років тому +342

    Fiction: lying but everyone knows that it's a lie

  • @astraltempestvt
    @astraltempestvt 5 років тому +253

    Coming from a fiction writer, this tickles my funny bone. I always wondered if the first fiction writer was accused of extreme lies. Now I know. Thanks, Ryan.

    • @machielluchtmeijer7796
      @machielluchtmeijer7796 5 років тому +12

      I think that's what happened with the bible, except they all believed him

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable 5 років тому +10

      @@machielluchtmeijer7796 Stories existed WAAAAAY before the bible.

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 років тому +1

      I've been accused of extreme lies... or something like that... I think it has something to do with the subject matter of my current project.
      Basically, I'm taking Ninjago and giving it tolerable dialogue and continuity.

    • @badhival3779
      @badhival3779 5 років тому

      AstralTempest I have never heard of any of your books so your obviously not a good fiction writer if you even are one

    • @fredricklindberg
      @fredricklindberg 5 років тому

      You should watch the invention of lying. it's exactly what that movie is about. the mc works as a movie creator but they only do movies about history since fiction doesn't exist. and as the first person who's capable of lying he creates a work of fiction for the first time

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Рік тому +2

    I feel like this is the prequal to pitch meeting in the REU (Ryan extended universe)