@@pilkers2 "You pay money to stay in this kind of room, I decided. But if you don't pay, you have to leave the room. If you don't, I'll call some guys to put you in a different room that you can't leave."
It's common around here (North Dakota), for hotels to have disposable toothbrush and mini toothpaste, but I have always had to ask, and they don't always have them.
You just have to ask for it at the front desk. Same with tooth brushes. Don't know why they don't put them in rooms. Must be a cost-saving measure of some sort.
@@akl2k7 well, i think maybe it changes from one country to another. in my country they have small tubes of toothpaste and small brushes in the rooms. you don't really ask for them.
@Elalae La HOW DARE YOU, I'VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW THE MOST ABOUT HIM, HE CAN BE CALLED WHATEVER HE WHAT'S AND THIS MONTH HE CHANGED IT BACK BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN ABOUT POPPING MOLLY (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Yeah but eventually all those not real characters teamed up and did a backflip, snapped Thanos’ neck and saved the day! I mean, what did ya want to happen?
Funny thing about titles. They gotta say the thing, but not say the whole thing. Or they'd be the thing, not the title. Also, punchlines. Punchlines are a thing.
"My house burned down " "Because of how hot fire is?" "Because of how hot fire is." There is no other place in the universe where you can find dialogue like this.
@@kommentator1157 I like "fecking". It has a long complicated history in the English language, having nothing to do with that other word, but sounds so deliciously close to that other word. It's now a common mild expletive in Ireland and the UK.
So, I literally had to scroll through the comments because I was almost certain that I only left this one, but Andi dude had me thinking that maybe somehow I doubled up without knowing. I didn't, but he sure made me look lol!
The tiny details of these are fantastic, like the little tilt and recovery that the blazer guy does at 0:05, implying that off-screen he slid into view like a cartoon character.
Feel like a followup to this could be the "First Guy to Ever Open an Insurance Company". "You pay me some money every month and I'll pay you for the damage if some hotel owner decides to use arson as a marketing tool". "Oh, cool will I get the money if I burn down the house myself?" "No, you'll be put in a room for that."
"But don't try and claim that money" "Why not?" "Because then we'll have to take stop doing business with you." "But I paid you money to replace all my stuff if something happens to it." "Yeah but we want to keep that money and if we think you're going to want that money back then what's the point of getting it from you to begin with?" "So you just want me to pay you money for nothing?" "Yeah. Pretty much." "So if nothing ever happens to my stuff you just keep my money." "Yeah" "So what happens to all that money I give you if nothing ever happens to my stuff?" "Oh. It makes us rich" "Well I don't think I want to pay money for that. I think maybe I'll just be really, really careful." "Well if you want to drive a car you have to. The law says you do or you can't drive your car and when you're paying for your house." "That sounds an awful lot like extortion" "I don't know what to tell you. That's the law."
Literally exactly what happened. Home insurance was invented by Nicolas Barebone after the Fire of London. Hilariously, his father's legal name was Praise-God Barebone. Nicolas' full name was Nicolas If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barebone.
Vision: "We will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe"
"We also have a snack fridge in every room." "Oh wow, that's nice." "But if we find anything missing, we'll make you pay double what you would pay in the hotel lobby."
I assume some guy one day just got tired of walking 15 miles with no horse and only a flask of whiskey and was like... *"Why doesn't someone let me stay at their place for the night?!"*
Does he have a "First guy to open a pet store?" "Do you want this furry thing?" "No thanks I have groceries at home." "No this isn't for food. I thought maybe people would like these as a friend."
Why would you think that this just looks like a wolf! Ok what about thi- That's a small tiger. Uh- what about a fish in a glass box? Why would anyone want that in their house? Well you get to feed them, and make sure they don't die. Yeah but that sounds like a lot of responsibility. Well women like tigers don't they? ... Ok thanks. Wait you have to pay for that, I decided- and he's gone.
"So, listen, why don't you come down to my place of business and, you know, take a crap and pass out?" That was the funniest thing I've ever heard Ryan say. Hysterical!
As someone who’s house burned down from a basement fire I found this amazingly relatable. I really hope Ryan didn’t burn it down to endear me to this sketch.
When I think about it I don't understand why Ryan George is so entertaining. His channel isn't the laugh-out-loud type like my other favorite comedians. But somehow he's just really entertaining and I keep coming back.
No, I lol'd at two gags - the "take a crap and pass out" line and the Adstronaut's reaction video. Both pure gold, and it's down to, like, better world-building than the MCU.
I've never been in a hotel that didn't have tooth paste and tooth brushes provided. I've also never been in a hotel that had a pool or ice machines, that's too high class for me. What kind of a hotel has a pool but no tooth paste. lol
@@darrenmacqueen9884 WHAT- tell me what hotels you’ve been to that give you toothbrushes and toothpaste. The ones I go to have a whole breakfast buffet in the morning and pools but I’ve NEVER been to a hotel with toothbrushes and toothpaste
There's something intricately beautiful about Ryan's "the first guy to ever" videos. Sure, this is probably not how the thing would have started, because, in context, every arrangement in society except for the thing being talked about seems to have already been established. However, this gives us a unique way to deconstruct how that specific system, product or process functions, to see aspects of ridiculousness of it, and any advantages that one side has over the other. I watch these as classes on philosophy. And, of course, the jokes are an icing on the cake.
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I like how he is only mildly annoyed that hotel man burned his house down
It IS Canada.
Lol I know a guy who's wife cheated on him and he wasn't even mildly annoyed
@@DyslexicMitochondria Heyy bro I watch your channel. Nice to see you here
@@Winterfang spoiler alert maybe?
@@DyslexicMitochondria "Yeah, she does that... Glass houses, though, right?"
“I’ve got a building full of rooms”
I’ve heard those are only made for punishments in the Ryan George universe
No, this is a different room
"were gonna put you in a room and you cant leave"
“But this is a room that you can leave”
Ok
@@pilkers2 "You pay money to stay in this kind of room, I decided. But if you don't pay, you have to leave the room. If you don't, I'll call some guys to put you in a different room that you can't leave."
"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool."
"That's fair."
*Blast*
" Hello, I am the adstronaut."
There are no accidents
@@A_Shfox - Master Oogway.
Well it was a little late for THAT kind of feedback
EXPLOSION
Knew I'd find this comment. I'm quite satisfied someone did that.
Thank you. 👍
That is amazing
I didn’t know that the word “bed” existed in the ryanverse yet. Last I heard it was “big squishy rectangle”
He hasn’t released the inbetweenquel yet
Coming soon
How house things got their names
Don't worry, the George Cut will clear that up
😂 giggles
There's also "pool" instead of "rectangle full of drinking stuff", so that's neat.
Arson as a marketing tool, huh? *takes notes*
Please don't, please don't
It worked for Nero.
@@the_vik_king they literally did as their pilot episode
Now we know what the next episode is about.
Noted
"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool."
"That's fair."
See, politeness helps! 😁
Then he uses an explosion animation, so it didn't actually help
@@AxxLAfriku yeah you are pretty annoying so I know why I think that
julie d'aubigny this girl did Arsen once
Only when people are logical
“That’s a terrible name it sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people.”
Y’know I never thought of it that way.
I don't think ANYONE thought of it that way, haha I about lost it on that one
I have.
Perhaps I too am Ryan George.
I had to think about it for a second xd
I'm dying
Ryan never fails to come up with a hilarious new way of looking at common things. Lol
The first guy to ever be a judge:
“I’m going to decide things now, I decided.”
I have been laughing for twelve minutes.
I read this in Ryan George's voice it sounds so much like dialogue from a video.
underrated comment
Genius
heh im the 666th like
I'M THE WINNER and I approve this joke 👍
“Because of how hot fire is” -Ryan George
Ok
*Liar!*
*hotel owner guy. Dont confuse ryan with other people
Fire is pretty hot
How hot is it?
"Come down to my place of business and take a crap and pass out!" Great advertising slogan! I want to see that on a billboard.
I was thinking the same thing.
That’s marketing I can connect with
same
"Come down to my place of business and take your business in this sweet room I got for ya there."
@@reedhouser4004 I can connect with it on a spiritual level...
mhm
_take a crap... and pass out._ ~ The Hotel Guy ( 2021 )
Hey checkmark
And sleep in my bed
This video isn't from 2021.
It's a digitally colorized version of the time of the first hotel to ever exist.
Sums it up right
@@motazfawzi2504 yup
"My toilet melted"' is now my favorite sentence of the week.
Why did I read this as he said it
Mine is "Please don't use arson as a marketing tool."
@@dreamlogic681 same
Understandable 🤣
@@dreamlogic681 yea
*Marvel:* most ambitious character universe in history
*Ryan:* hold my clones
Ryan's characters are game changing not game ending like marvels
I got that reference
@@LloydZyanRUy nice
Wheezy waiter & Julie Nolke hold our clones...
@@LloydZyanRUy or end gaming...
“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool” - Ryan George: words to live by...
but ... I am the fire assassin, how will people know I'd burn their enemies for money ? :O
I nearly died when he said that
Me looking at Batman in Dark Knight Rises with his flaming bat symbol.
I thought fire assassins where those people who are in the big long red cars and use high power water tubes.
That's fair.
"Sleep in my bed."
"Kinky."
"It's gonna be called a Hotel."
"That's a terrible idea. It sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people."
"Well..."
You have the most badass-looking Power Ranger/Super Sentai helmet as your profile pic.
Very nice.
Thunder rangers profile pic is 🔥🔥🔥
🤣🤣
I read that in Angel Dust's voice
“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool.”
But he was having a fire sale.
i don’t know if anyone told you this yet but that was very funny
... and a bunch of burn-outs showed up.
oh snap
“But sir, how else I am to tell you that I have some of the *hottest* items in the business?
@@master0fthearts894yes!
I love how everyone in the ryanverse is so plainly logical
I wish the real world was like that. Some people don't have common sense at all
Because of how hot fire is xD
Not one dumb dumb
.
Also how hot fire is
@@adrianlarranaga3388 I mean fire does get pretty hot, you know, like, ouch...
The ryanverse implies ryanos
“WhY wOuLd I GiVe YoU tOoThPaStE?!”
seriously tho, they give you *everything* else BUT toothpaste
Never been in a hotel that did not have toothpaste... and a brush, too
Never been in a hotel where they gave you toothpaste 🤷♀️
I'm in Japan and every hotel has little toothbrushes and a tiny tube of toothpaste in plastic sleeves in the bathrooms.
It's common around here (North Dakota), for hotels to have disposable toothbrush and mini toothpaste, but I have always had to ask, and they don't always have them.
The ones I go to have it, but you ask.
“Take a crap and pass out.” Talk about little things in life that we all enjoy.
So much better than "pass out and take a crap"
@@grumpyoldman3458 Wait, you're telling me that's not the order you normally go for ?!
@@sammysardar7967 normally yeah, but then you trained to do it the other way.
@@sammysardar7967 I admit nothing.
I prefer taking out and passing a crap.
and now i'm having an existential crisis over why hotels don't give toothpaste
they do tho. every single one i went gave me toothpaste
You just have to ask for it at the front desk. Same with tooth brushes. Don't know why they don't put them in rooms. Must be a cost-saving measure of some sort.
@@akl2k7 ohh okay that makes sense
@@akl2k7 well, i think maybe it changes from one country to another. in my country they have small tubes of toothpaste and small brushes in the rooms. you don't really ask for them.
Because it's not available in tiny servings
*First guy to make a sweater*
-"Yeah, I got a frostbite"
~"Because of how cold snow is?"
-"Because of how cold snow is"
good video idea/suggestion
😂😂
i hope he uses this line in a vid he will make, istg its so funny
I bet the sweater's TIGHT
"I'm going to vandalize this hotel room because I'm a popular musician who's currently on tour, I decided."
- Ba Ba Ba Guy probably
LMAO
@Elalae La HOW DARE YOU, I'VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW THE MOST ABOUT HIM, HE CAN BE CALLED WHATEVER HE WHAT'S AND THIS MONTH HE CHANGED IT BACK BECAUSE PEOPLE MADE FUN ABOUT POPPING MOLLY (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Jesus, your comments are cancer
@@errorcringyname4044 I mean, that's kind of the point.
Yeah that's what we were going for
His house probably wouldn’t have burned down if he wasn’t listening to a guy tell stories instead of putting it out.
LOL! The Ryan-Verse connection!
Plot Twist: The Lie Story Guy is the hotels entertainment!
@@nurse425 ohh! I thought it would be guy that makes pop sounds! Since celebrity guy is there too!
Yeah but eventually all those not real characters teamed up and did a backflip, snapped Thanos’ neck and saved the day! I mean, what did ya want to happen?
Back flip snap the bad guys neck and save the day
*he isnt telling sto* ries....he is telling lies
Alternate title: A man burned my house and now wants me to sleep in his bed.
"And that, dear grandchildren, is how your grandfather and I met."
Funny thing about titles. They gotta say the thing, but not say the whole thing. Or they'd be the thing, not the title.
Also, punchlines. Punchlines are a thing.
@@MKDumas1981 lol not biological children imagine *:defaultdancesintensively:*
@Maxx B. Yeah yeah yeah.
@@MKDumas1981 Oh, meeting your soulmate by commiting crimes is TIGHT!
Ryan: Can I please have some toothpaste?
Hotel Worker: No sorry, that’s not available
Ryan: *furiously writing this script*
“Ferb, i know what we’re going to do today!”
@@konradhomiak3700 Hey where’s Perry?
@@joshuajoe1419
*meanwhile*
Perry the platypus! Introducing my destroy thing that destroys hotels... -inator!
This comment line is underrated. XD
* Isabella walks in * Watcha Doin
Yay! The Adstronaut is back!
What where did he go?
I have never seen someone so happy to see an ad
@@kislayparashar Lmao
He was in the last video....
Ugh was he ever gone?
"My house burned down "
"Because of how hot fire is?"
"Because of how hot fire is."
There is no other place in the universe where you can find dialogue like this.
Most definitely.
Oblivion.
"Don't use arson as a marketing tool"
No, in the Star Wars prequels
@@avenus_624 You're so nice. Not like fire, which is hot and irritating.
"it is very refreshing to not be awake for extended periods of time"
me, watching this video at 1:40 am: 👁👄👁
Currently 4:14 am as im typing this
So...
Must be refreshing indeed
@EDN gaming according to urban dictionary "the face you make when you find out you got changed on the zoom call because you thought it had ended"
Hey, it's only 12:46 right now, I've got time for a power nap in an hour or two
First Guy To Ever Open A DayCare:
Give me your kids and also give me money
Little Ryan chorus: "Blood!"
Daycare Ryan: "I immediately regret this decision."
"But why would I trust you with my kids?"
"Because"
"Fair enough"
Tired moms: where do I sign
@@CavegirlMelanieHobby On the birth certificate.
Oh is this something like those kidnapping thing?
“Why does this guy have a fake moustache on his moustache”
What we all want to know
I never even noticed omfg
It's more fearsome
He’s gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off his back about that.
@@HandledToaster2 ohhh fearsome mustaches are TIGHT!
watch adstronaut react channel to find out
DANGER- Too Much Meta. 😂😂😂
One of the few channels where I enjoy the advertisements as much as the content itself.
Watching the adstranaught is okay only ads I'll watch
Barely even an inconvenience
The Mustache on top of a Mustache question got me!
You should say that in a reaction video.
We're lucky these levels of meta haven't been reached before now. Let's hope the warning did its job, any more meta and there might be no one left.
The fact that they explained sleep as "it's refreshing to not be awake for extended periods of time" made this video way better
I just wanted to get you to 10 likes.
“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool” is an adequate response to someone burning your house down in the RGU😂
A lot of Ryan George's humour just comes from re wording regular things and it's fucking brilliant
Fricking
@@agastyagoel6185 can I have some context? Is this an objection to my use of the word 'Fucking'?
@@zakl940 It's an improvement in the context you provided
Language
@@kommentator1157 I like "fecking". It has a long complicated history in the English language, having nothing to do with that other word, but sounds so deliciously close to that other word. It's now a common mild expletive in Ireland and the UK.
“Wait, I didn’t tell you the fire started in the basement.”
“Whoops!”
“Whoopsie!”
O, damned. You did this joke befor.
Oh, reusing jokes is TIGHT
So, I literally had to scroll through the comments because I was almost certain that I only left this one, but Andi dude had me thinking that maybe somehow I doubled up without knowing. I didn't, but he sure made me look lol!
The tiny details of these are fantastic, like the little tilt and recovery that the blazer guy does at 0:05, implying that off-screen he slid into view like a cartoon character.
“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool!”
“That’s fair.”
*Outro plays for half a second then explodes into adspace*
I came here for this comment.
i read this right as it was happening in the video-
I'm sure it would be very difficult to use arson as a marketing tool.
Ryan is the only UA-cam where I’m willing to watch his ads.
He is the only UA-cam where I look forward to the ad.
@@bobbynickens310 so true
Please don't ever fix the youtube(r). He's my favorite youtube too
yeah they're pretty good, I do think the terrible writign advice channel does pretty good ads as well though.
Linus tech tips makes me feel this way too😂
Hands down the best channel on UA-cam!
I was painting a ceiling. Mind if I put my hands up again?
Yes
@@grubbs517 no you can never put them back up.
SO THATS THE SECRET
@@InsertCreativeusername_ Hah! The immutable laws of Simon Says has freed me.
"Why is he wearing a mustache on top of his mustache?" Ryan is becoming self aware
“Okay, I’m gonna go have an existential crisis now. Bye”
Story of my Life.
I used to have a lot of those. The trick is to embrace the void, makes you realize that every crisis you are having is entirely pointless aswell.
@@creativedesignation7880 this is so true
@@creativedesignation7880 thanks for making me have another existential crisis.
“How did the hotel guy burn down the other guy’s house without his knowledge?”
“Unclear.”
He might have on of those basemeant doors that lead to the outside
"Actually, not at all, Barely an inconvenience"
That works
Because it was in the basement.
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
How about: "The first guy to get a haircut"
"hey what happened to your growy thingies?"
"oh I don't need those anymore I decided"
Yes please
Too emo
Yes that would be amazing
Ok
Yessssss
I love this guy. He is kind of wholesome, it's refreshing
“Oh what was that? You sleepy”
The way he said that is like something out of a horror movie
First guy to pull a prank, for an April fools ep would be GOD TIER
Yep
True
Nah
Perhaps
100th like
Feel like a followup to this could be the "First Guy to Ever Open an Insurance Company".
"You pay me some money every month and I'll pay you for the damage if some hotel owner decides to use arson as a marketing tool".
"Oh, cool will I get the money if I burn down the house myself?"
"No, you'll be put in a room for that."
"But don't try and claim that money"
"Why not?"
"Because then we'll have to take stop doing business with you."
"But I paid you money to replace all my stuff if something happens to it."
"Yeah but we want to keep that money and if we think you're going to want that money back then what's the point of getting it from you to begin with?"
"So you just want me to pay you money for nothing?"
"Yeah. Pretty much."
"So if nothing ever happens to my stuff you just keep my money."
"Yeah"
"So what happens to all that money I give you if nothing ever happens to my stuff?"
"Oh. It makes us rich"
"Well I don't think I want to pay money for that. I think maybe I'll just be really, really careful."
"Well if you want to drive a car you have to. The law says you do or you can't drive your car and when you're paying for your house."
"That sounds an awful lot like extortion"
"I don't know what to tell you. That's the law."
@@ScottCleve33 Yes exactly how the scam works. I do hope @RyanGeorge sees your Idea I would love to see him/them do it!
@@TimHollingworth Ahh. Not my idea. I was just expanding on Random User's idea.
"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool"
"That's fair."
“Today’s your lucky day, my guy”
“I’d say it’s not”
yeah
Well, your house might have burned down because of how hot fire is, but now you can live in this much smaller place and pay me money for it.
@@eeveearoace Yo you’re right. This is definitely the better option
@@lizardgirl4055 yeah cause you get those cute little soaps and stuff
@@idonoy661 No toothpaste tho. Sad
Honestly, he took the fact the hotel owner burned his house down much better than any of us would.
Don't worry he's probably going to steal the mattress, the TV and the little soaps from the hotel room..
I hope he gives the guy at least the first night free
Well if he had a Ryan for every time someone burned a house down as a marketing tool there would be a whole universe full of Ryan's
I like how Ryan Georges characters are slowly becoming more self aware
“Why does he have a mustache on top of his mustache?”
i think they often have pretty good working relationships
It's evolution
true
"My house burned down"
"Well it's your lucky day"
"Its absolutely not"
“Hotel, That’s the terrible name, sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people.”
😂😂😂😂😂 Joke of the century
One of the best jokes I've heard in a long time!
Yeah it was hilarious when I heard it😂
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
And if you need even more telecommunications, you can stay in a Mo' Tel !
@@daxriley8195 underrated comment right there
“You’ve reached Ho-Tel. How are you doing today, big boy?”
Hoetel!
A VERIFIED HUMAN BEING?!? Need to comment before everyone else does so I get that minimal feeling of superiority because I suck at everything else.
@@krs_5 thx
@@krs_5 what about mine :(
@@krs_5 Dammit, I wanted alcohol :(
@@roundcorners1928 🍹🍾🥂🍷🍻🍺🥃🍸 Here you go, now get lost ya crazy drunk 😂
Your type of comedy is so unique! I love how everyone's so blunt and realistic and the whole attitude's like, "oh well."
"Fire is pretty hot, protect your home"
-the first person to sell insurance
Literally exactly what happened. Home insurance was invented by Nicolas Barebone after the Fire of London.
Hilariously, his father's legal name was Praise-God Barebone.
Nicolas' full name was Nicolas If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barebone.
@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human That is interesting
ua-cam.com/video/52-qDGdQy80/v-deo.html
Oooooo
Inn-Sewer-Ants*
First person to create a movie:
Person: “I hired people to lie to you for entertainment”
Vision: "We will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe"
Speaking of which.....
First person to make a 'based on a true story' movie.
Kinda already made: ua-cam.com/video/708n4GCbTiM/v-deo.html
"We also have a snack fridge in every room." "Oh wow, that's nice." "But if we find anything missing, we'll make you pay double what you would pay in the hotel lobby."
This was my favorite comment on here.
I assume some guy one day just got tired of walking 15 miles with no horse and only a flask of whiskey and was like... *"Why doesn't someone let me stay at their place for the night?!"*
“Why don’t you come to my place of business, take a crap and pass out?”
Sounds to me like a great idea
He ripped it off from an early ad slogan for Holiday Inn
@@Cookieboymonster1962 It actually sounds like the McDonald's bathroom.
for ANY place of business, in general, yeah.
"Take a crap and pass out!" That's actually a really good slogan.
Certainly better than the other way round. 🤔
@@gryzler1
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"It's gonna be called a hotel!"
"That's a terrible name; it sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people"
"PLEASE DONT USE ARSON AS A MARKETING TOOL!"
"That's fair."
Waiting for the first guy to ever milk a cow
How about the first guy to ever get milked by a cow?
"hey look at this cool white water I found"
"Woaah how'd you get that?"
"I frickin squeezed a cow's breasts and it came out"
"You did what"
@@humanperson8418 When you use 100% brain power.
“The first person to prove that cow’s milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.” -Fact Sphere, Portal 2
Does he have a "First guy to open a pet store?"
"Do you want this furry thing?"
"No thanks I have groceries at home."
"No this isn't for food. I thought maybe people would like these as a friend."
Sounds a lot like his "first guy to own a cat" video. That one was fun and the cat was super cute
Omg yes
Why would you think that this just looks like a wolf!
Ok what about thi-
That's a small tiger.
Uh- what about a fish in a glass box?
Why would anyone want that in their house?
Well you get to feed them, and make sure they don't die.
Yeah but that sounds like a lot of responsibility.
Well women like tigers don't they?
...
Ok thanks.
Wait you have to pay for that, I decided- and he's gone.
Is that the same guy as “The first to write fiction” When he said my house is on fire and he wanted some water but he never got any
As far as I'm concerned it is.
It absolutely is, I decided.
@@starfirescreamere5317 yeah yeah yeah
Oh wow wow wow wow ......... wow
"So, listen, why don't you come down to my place of business and, you know, take a crap and pass out?" That was the funniest thing I've ever heard Ryan say. Hysterical!
“Because of how hot fire is?”
“Because of how hot fire is.”
Ok
we saw the vid
"Why does he have a mustache over his mustache"
Because its a more commanding mustache!
"Today's your lucky day, my guy"
"It's absolutely not."
1:28 Had me rolling when he got to "why would I give you toothpaste?" This is quickly becoming my favorite channel.
"It's gonna be called a hotel....."
"That's a terrible name, sound's like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people."
Underrated.
Ho Tell 🤣🤣
I mean...
Ryan always spitting facts
i get the telecommunication part but I just realized the what the other part meant, that's actually good writing lol
Came back just to find a comment about this.
This is my favorite part of my day
Facts
Mine too
Cheese
“Like a fire in the basement.”
“Wait I never told u the fire started in the basement.”
The flip this guy is a novelist, what a plot twist.
“It is very refreshing to not be awake for extended periods of time” ouch that hit my depression harder than I expected
3:35 "Why does he have a mustache on top of his mustache"
Oh no they are becoming smarter
Lol
Ryan is the only person that makes the sponsorships good to watch
Eh, not the only one
Watch critical role. Sam Riegel is a genius when it comes to that
*And then the guy did a backflip, snapped the hotel-owners neck and saved the day from overpriced hotels*
Hotel? Trivago
Hotel owner? Dead.
Lol
Thanks Captain Obvious
"Take a crap and pass out" is my new favorite sentence EVER
Can't wait to ask some strangers to sleep in my bed and pay me for it
Wait a minute....
"And some people are going to do some weird stuff in these rooms."
This is the only channel where I purposely choose to watch the advertisements. You're almost as effective at marketing products as arson!
Great comment! This Ryan George brings out the best in people!
@@TimHollingworth Thank you! I'm always impressed by how frequently he puts out content, and how great and consistently hilarious his content is.
What about Daniel thrasher, I get to see a cool baloon
"Yeah, um...toothpaste is a no."
But why?
"Imma need you to get aaallll the way off my back."
As a truck driver that has to sleep beds other than his own on a regular basis this is so freaking true.
"You're gonna have a toilet too"
"Oh that's good because mine melted"
"Understandable"
As someone who’s house burned down from a basement fire I found this amazingly relatable. I really hope Ryan didn’t burn it down to endear me to this sketch.
When I think about it I don't understand why Ryan George is so entertaining. His channel isn't the laugh-out-loud type like my other favorite comedians. But somehow he's just really entertaining and I keep coming back.
No, I lol'd at two gags - the "take a crap and pass out" line and the Adstronaut's reaction video.
Both pure gold, and it's down to, like, better world-building than the MCU.
He has a clever view on everyday matters, it's interesting to watch.
"Please don't use arson as a marketing tool!"
Words to live by.
when he said:
*Why won't you give me toothpaste?* I LOST ITTT
Lol no i lost it when hotel guy said "no thats on you, Im not helping you with that" lmfaoo
I've never been in a hotel that didn't have tooth paste and tooth brushes provided. I've also never been in a hotel that had a pool or ice machines, that's too high class for me. What kind of a hotel has a pool but no tooth paste. lol
@@darrenmacqueen9884 WHAT- tell me what hotels you’ve been to that give you toothbrushes and toothpaste. The ones I go to have a whole breakfast buffet in the morning and pools but I’ve NEVER been to a hotel with toothbrushes and toothpaste
@@skybaytr4375 Japanese hotels come with brushes and tiny toothpastes that can be used 4 times max.
@@米空軍パイロット wow that’s cool
Imagine all of the Ryan’s in that hotel .
Legendary
“Please don’t use arson as a marketing tool” sums up a whole lot of LA Noire’s plot
I wish there was a series on this channel of the addstronaut reacting to things, that would just be hilarious.
That's silly. Watch someone react to a thing? No one's gonna do that.
@@brucebaker810 It is pretty stupid. I don't know how or why it ever took off.
“That sounds like a telecommunications company for promiscuous people” Ryan George
"Well"
You can probably imagine what how I internally pronounce Hospice (the thrift store). Been doing this for years.
@@ralphwiggum3134 the less reputable Spice Girl
First guy to ever play an instrument sounds like it would be a weird one but still fun
Or the first guy to sing, I would love to hear Ryan singing
are you implying the other "first guy to ____" videos are normal?
The Adstronaut is starting to break out of the matrix and becoming sentient.
There's something intricately beautiful about Ryan's "the first guy to ever" videos. Sure, this is probably not how the thing would have started, because, in context, every arrangement in society except for the thing being talked about seems to have already been established. However, this gives us a unique way to deconstruct how that specific system, product or process functions, to see aspects of ridiculousness of it, and any advantages that one side has over the other.
I watch these as classes on philosophy.
And, of course, the jokes are an icing on the cake.
It's incredible how dedicated Ryan is to interesting ad reads. Flying to space for every video must get expensive.
I'm never disappointed after watching Ryan's ads. Literally all marketing companies should hire him.
You should do 'The first guy to speak a different language.'
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