The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced (ft. Julie Nolke)

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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke 4 роки тому +31610

    Harpoon related desires right here.

  • @ourtinywindows
    @ourtinywindows 3 роки тому +5773

    The irony is that their communication is so good.

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 3 роки тому +350

      I know, right? Never thought I'd see a couples scene be less believable because of too much chemistry

    • @T.image79
      @T.image79 3 роки тому +63

      Plot twist: his wife in real life.

    • @VividAMVs
      @VividAMVs 3 роки тому +10

      it's 911 likes now leave it so

    • @GrandMasterBruh
      @GrandMasterBruh 3 роки тому +55

      Even when they’re arguing they’re best couple.

    • @AnoNymous-dh2sv
      @AnoNymous-dh2sv 3 роки тому +11

      yeah yeah yeah

  • @loganmccurter
    @loganmccurter 4 роки тому +1650

    "I kinda wish your face looked more like mine." Sounds about right for this universe.

    • @loganmccurter
      @loganmccurter 4 роки тому +15

      @@grantmalone yeah. I got that

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 роки тому +11

      @@grantmalone he obviously got the joke 🙄🙄🙄

    • @y_s4021
      @y_s4021 4 роки тому +8

      Well, it is this universe's beauty standard

    • @OverdriveGamesAnime
      @OverdriveGamesAnime 4 роки тому +7

      I literally came to the comments to say how funny I thought that was

    • @brianwallerscott7035
      @brianwallerscott7035 4 роки тому +3

      damn I just got that from your comment 🤣🤣

  • @rosaline7335
    @rosaline7335 4 роки тому +6871

    1:31 " I hate your face, I wish it looked more like mine!"
    The Ryans are becoming self aware 😂😂

  • @Android-jy9hz
    @Android-jy9hz 3 роки тому +705

    “I could poison you”
    “Right yea- no but then I’ll be dead so I don’t love that option”
    Lmao

    • @xButterflyx
      @xButterflyx 3 роки тому +8

      How i was at that exact moment as i read it

    • @thegreenxeno9430
      @thegreenxeno9430 2 роки тому +10

      Hah. This is Canada's history. Husbands stopped dying randomly as much after divorce became legal.

    • @darthlogicus
      @darthlogicus Рік тому

      ​@@thegreenxeno9430not true sir.
      They're not allowed to be physically dead yet. They have to pay child support now.
      They still die.
      It's just inside.

  • @danchen8647
    @danchen8647 4 роки тому +2207

    I am deeply disturbed that this isn’t two Ryan faces talking to each other about their failed marriage

    • @Damedor
      @Damedor 4 роки тому +48

      I guess Ryan is just not into cross-dressing, and "the fist gay divorce" doesn't sound very click-bait...y.

    • @tatertatertatertatertater
      @tatertatertatertatertater 4 роки тому +23

      @@Damedor Well why would he need to say gay at all, why mention it? Also his titles are in no way cilckbaity any way so...

    • @paimonja
      @paimonja 4 роки тому +3

      And also isn't another Julie Nolke face

    • @a20000211
      @a20000211 4 роки тому +1

      IKR !!

    • @TheOtterPup1
      @TheOtterPup1 4 роки тому +10

      I have a feeling that if it were two Ryan faces they'd make it work

  • @ethancooper1560
    @ethancooper1560 4 роки тому +4007

    I can’t believe he’s getting divorced after he found the only person in his universe that dosnt look like him

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 4 роки тому +13536

    This makes me feel uncomfortable. Someone deep fake Ryan's face on the girl's face. That will set things back to normal.

    • @alfieb.c5268
      @alfieb.c5268 4 роки тому +314

      She was perfect casting but I know exactly what you mean 😂

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 4 роки тому +75

      *Julies’s

    • @andreaamitrano6403
      @andreaamitrano6403 4 роки тому +219

      It wouldn't make sense cause, if she had Ryan's face, Ryan would enjoy looking at Ryan-faced girl and they wouldn't wanna split up

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +122

      I'm gonna need you to get ALLLL the way off their backs about the non-Ryan faces.

    • @emilyv.prudencia310
      @emilyv.prudencia310 4 роки тому +35

      @Aronco Oh my God, how can you not love baby Ryan?!

  • @peetwi
    @peetwi 3 роки тому +435

    As a domestic relations attorney, this video is absolutely hilarious and completely spot on. Thank you for the fun collab!

    • @lyingcat9022
      @lyingcat9022 Рік тому +7

      Sooo… do you watch people sign papers for free? Or not so much?

  • @alexdinu589
    @alexdinu589 4 роки тому +542

    Julie: Listen I want to break up
    Ryan: Why
    Julie: Because
    Ryan: That works

    • @henrikingholt9245
      @henrikingholt9245 4 роки тому +12

      Well okay then

    • @lloydndhlovu7985
      @lloydndhlovu7985 4 роки тому +11

      Ah break ups are tight!

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +8

      That was super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 4 роки тому +7

      Julie: Did we actually just broke up right now?
      Ryan: It seems we did.
      Julie: Oh whoops.
      Ryan: Whoopsie!

  • @gabcard2767
    @gabcard2767 4 роки тому +860

    Ryan: Interacts with someone other than himself in the video
    Everyone: *Wait that's illegal*

  • @BreegFIN
    @BreegFIN 4 роки тому +1312

    For a dysfunctional couple who hates each other, they communicate, negotiate and brainstorm quite well together.

    • @Knuspermonster
      @Knuspermonster 2 роки тому +84

      i mean they have a common interest in seeing each other never again xD

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 2 роки тому +9

      Ikr

    • @JJMK_1
      @JJMK_1 Рік тому +11

      being canadians helps

    • @ReekRendTest1
      @ReekRendTest1 11 місяців тому

      @@JJMK_1
      Is Ryan George Canadian ?

    • @ReekRendTest1
      @ReekRendTest1 11 місяців тому +1

      Oh I guess he is. That explains a lot !!!

  • @jawes_music
    @jawes_music 3 роки тому +191

    “What was once a lustful desire is now much more of a harpoon related desire”
    What a line

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 2 роки тому +4

      She should really write her own stuff instead of lifting it from Shakespeare.

  • @AndrewH1994
    @AndrewH1994 4 роки тому +3404

    Ryan realized he wasn’t attracted to women who didn’t look like himself. This also proves there are also non Ryans in the Ryanverse

    • @jtc6366
      @jtc6366 4 роки тому +161

      There are non Ryans, just very few

    • @greycrimson3228
      @greycrimson3228 4 роки тому +47

      So now the question is who is most powerful in the verse

    • @Silmerano
      @Silmerano 4 роки тому +92

      No this video isn't canon.

    • @wellfried3375
      @wellfried3375 4 роки тому +19

      The plot thickens

    • @kingashroblox1101
      @kingashroblox1101 4 роки тому +17

      Wade Wilson thank god it makes no sense to the timeline

  • @davidiswaluigi5982
    @davidiswaluigi5982 4 роки тому +1397

    Who is this strange person who doesn’t look like Ryan George?

    • @voldlifilm
      @voldlifilm 4 роки тому +41

      Also I think that's a wymyn (I think that's how you spell it). I don't like this at all.

    • @markjosephbacho5652
      @markjosephbacho5652 4 роки тому +10

      The quarantine girl

    • @war6725
      @war6725 4 роки тому +22

      It him but in make up

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +6

      Some sort of hideous mutant looking like no one or nothing we've ever seen before, no wonder Ryan George got divorced from it!

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +4

      Of course if you think about it, that ironically makes the Pitch Meeting for feminist ghostbusters make no sense, along with a lot of other pitch meetings, since if everyone in the Ryan George universe is Ryan George, the women would look and sound just like Ryan George, so there would be nothing controversial, no one would even notice the difference.

  • @john.ny_420
    @john.ny_420 4 роки тому +462

    Plot twist: signing the marriage papers actually trapped Julie in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe and now sees Ryan everywhere she goes which is why she wants the divorce.

  • @quickshark9536
    @quickshark9536 3 роки тому +166

    I love how calm everyone is in your sketches even in serious situations.

  • @apotheosis0111
    @apotheosis0111 4 роки тому +1802

    I can see why Ryan is divorcing her. They have nothing in common, and are just two completely different people.. 😉

    • @hadiali5674
      @hadiali5674 4 роки тому +66

      @Dawn of the Dad actually it was super easy, barely and inconvenience. (13 minutes, close enough)

    • @KSals
      @KSals 4 роки тому +20

      "different people" I see what you did there.

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah...
      No common ground to start on.
      They're falling apart

    • @opedromagico
      @opedromagico 4 роки тому

      kkkkkkk

    • @Hasjasja
      @Hasjasja 4 роки тому +6

      @Dawn of the Dad Setting up jokes for others is TIGHT!

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 4 роки тому +4892

    "What was once a lustful desire is now definitely more a harpoon-related desire." LOL!

  • @bobbydeuce6486
    @bobbydeuce6486 3 роки тому +816

    “So like we make our hate official.” This makes me want to divorce so many people now. Divorce without marriage sounds pretty good.

    • @christopherscott7747
      @christopherscott7747 3 роки тому +39

      So you find someone with more money that you hate. Take half their stuff, and since you're poor, they pay for your lawyer. All without marriage? I think it would be better if both parties could just go to the court house and file a Declaration of Commonlaw Hate.

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 роки тому +19

      @@christopherscott7747 I want you as my vizier

    • @monster8090
      @monster8090 2 роки тому +12

      And we will make a big deal about it and people will give us toasters and Tupperware.
      Tupperware is tight.

    • @ariadnaponce1
      @ariadnaponce1 2 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @Eggs_hatching
      @Eggs_hatching Рік тому +8

      theres a lot of people im not married to who Id love to sign an offical document about hating. My childhood bully, that backstaber from highschool, that one itchy college proffesor, my old boss... hell, theres even a president Id love to do this hate ceremony with.

  • @jetpatto5487
    @jetpatto5487 4 роки тому +410

    Ryan’s acting skills are getting better every day, he played a woman so well!!

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 4 роки тому +5

      Meh, the one in the dream video was more accurate

    • @ThePaleoCon
      @ThePaleoCon 4 роки тому +8

      I agree! And the costumes, oh my god! He looked so feminine playing the female part.

  • @vespers.c952
    @vespers.c952 4 роки тому +6583

    Only Canadians could have a divorce this polite and chill.

  • @nathanh9871
    @nathanh9871 4 роки тому +535

    This breaks the Ryanverse. Years of intense study at university wasted

    • @brainzpvz2592
      @brainzpvz2592 4 роки тому +28

      Years of academy training wasted!

    • @OneTakko
      @OneTakko 4 роки тому +15

      No there was jasmine

    • @danieltomaselli04
      @danieltomaselli04 4 роки тому +14

      This is like venom, it's not part of the MCU

    • @Drengodr
      @Drengodr 4 роки тому +12

      It's a non-canon episode.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 4 роки тому +6

      No, no... Celebrities exist in the Ryanverse and don't look like him

  • @t-masterrules5085
    @t-masterrules5085 3 роки тому +49

    What's so fun about ryan's world is that everyone is 100% honest and show no emotions of rage

    • @lucasmatthiessen1570
      @lucasmatthiessen1570 Рік тому +4

      Imagine living in a world like that. It would be amazing. So arguments. No problems.

  • @themrdrsire1504
    @themrdrsire1504 4 роки тому +802

    When Ryan isn’t talking to himself: Visible confusion

    • @themrdrsire1504
      @themrdrsire1504 4 роки тому +3

      Rick Astley hmm.....

    • @lphphd5298
      @lphphd5298 4 роки тому +4

      What do you mean? He is still talking to himself

    • @narms4425
      @narms4425 4 роки тому

      Hes never talked to himself this is just the first time his twin isnt in the sketch with him

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 4 роки тому

      Same with Julie 😅

    • @themrdrsire1504
      @themrdrsire1504 4 роки тому

      Narms oh that makes a lot of sense. His twin is really talented eh?

  • @timmilgram
    @timmilgram 4 роки тому +3095

    My two favorite UA-camrs that make videos talking to themselves. 🤯

    • @0-mbay
      @0-mbay 4 роки тому +26

      Should've ended with....is so tight!

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews 4 роки тому +36

      I'm sure that making this video together was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @abdulganiyuisa3273
      @abdulganiyuisa3273 4 роки тому +15

      @@my3dviews wow wow wow

    • @mihaidinul
      @mihaidinul 4 роки тому +24

      The population density in Canada is so low we eventually all end up talking to ourselves

    • @timmilgram
      @timmilgram 4 роки тому +1

      Deogratius Gitarda missed opportunity for sure

  • @danielwg514
    @danielwg514 4 роки тому +254

    Every boy in this universe is Ryan George and every girl is Julie Nolke

  • @nick_battista008
    @nick_battista008 3 роки тому +59

    They’re like bonding over how they hate eachother

  • @patrickpitchford6764
    @patrickpitchford6764 4 роки тому +4307

    Wow, Ryan is getting really fancy with his makeup, I could hardly tell the female character was him.

  • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
    @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers 4 роки тому +242

    i love how blatantly honest everyone is in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 4 роки тому +4

      RGCU is the best universe.
      It's universe 10088 BTW.

    • @voldlifilm
      @voldlifilm 4 роки тому +6

      I tried living like that. Super hard, barely a convenience.

    • @etherealicer
      @etherealicer 4 роки тому +1

      It's because no-one has ever lied... so be patient and wait for the first person to ever lie.

  • @bnb7094
    @bnb7094 4 роки тому +529

    Everyone: So how did the wedding go?
    Ryan: It was super easy barely an inconvenience.
    Everyone: So how did the divorce go?
    Ryan: Ya, I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that.

  • @Daniel_Fo77
    @Daniel_Fo77 2 роки тому +28

    Even when being absolutely not perfect for each other, these two are absolutely perfect together. The chemistry and delivery of both is spot on.

  • @mariotuber2866
    @mariotuber2866 4 роки тому +255

    Don't worry guys: she's actually just Ryan with a wig and a female voice over.

    • @officialwildkid9992
      @officialwildkid9992 4 роки тому +6

      It's actually CGI . 🤣

    • @greaveslb75
      @greaveslb75 4 роки тому +5

      That's some deep fake shit 🤣🤣

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 4 роки тому

      This is great since they both are usually just talking to themselves.

    • @jerichaux9219
      @jerichaux9219 6 місяців тому

      Oh thank God!

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 4 роки тому +207

    Wow, Ryan's gotten better at portraying other characters.

    • @c.j.9072
      @c.j.9072 4 роки тому +3

      LMAO he has huh? I mean you could tell that was him but he is getting alot better.

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 4 роки тому +2

      so much done to make to look him like a woman

    • @c.j.9072
      @c.j.9072 4 роки тому

      @@trunestor who would if thot he'd make such a pretty girl 😁🙄

  • @yugiohmastermind8
    @yugiohmastermind8 4 роки тому +2399

    It feels so damn weird seeing Ryan act with someone who isn't him

    • @dannyarcher438
      @dannyarcher438 4 роки тому +59

      I don't like it

    • @opy3914
      @opy3914 4 роки тому +85

      Her name must be Ryan, only explanation

    • @maryy2077
      @maryy2077 4 роки тому +80

      Kinda wish her face look more like Ryan’s

    • @zally8183
      @zally8183 4 роки тому +8

      There's also explaining to an alien thing. Loved that one.

    • @theouerthi
      @theouerthi 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah but Julie is great though ! I absolutely Love this !

  • @JosaxJaz
    @JosaxJaz 3 роки тому +51

    "So then i would take half your stuff..."
    "Wait but that's not fun for me!!"
    Literally the logic of some people. Not just women in divorces all sorts of people who seem to think its ok when it's someone else, but get all huffy puffy when it happens to them

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 2 роки тому

      Feminists : we want the same rights as men !
      Men : oh, really ?
      Feminists : ...while also keeping our privileges !

  • @rdear
    @rdear 4 роки тому +247

    “I kinda wish [your face] looked more like mine, to be honest” Best line in this video!

    • @majesticmundanity
      @majesticmundanity 4 роки тому

      Ron Dear my thoughts exactly

    • @GemA2Gen
      @GemA2Gen 4 роки тому +6

      very meta

    • @CreationsByRachel
      @CreationsByRachel 4 роки тому

      Yes because I felt the same way i wished her face was his. I don't care how many collaborations he does i like only the Ryan universe characters

    • @BoopBobBeep
      @BoopBobBeep 4 роки тому

      Super easy barely an inconvenience.

  • @teddyvalentine8688
    @teddyvalentine8688 4 роки тому +2009

    Ryan: *Let's a non-clone in a video*
    Everyone: There is 1 imposter among us

    • @KamiKaZantA
      @KamiKaZantA 4 роки тому +41

      Ryan sus

    • @addidaswguy
      @addidaswguy 4 роки тому +38

      Hahaha, I was thinking this is weird. But she was decent. Although it would have been hilarious to see him be the wife too.

    • @SuperDuperNerd
      @SuperDuperNerd 4 роки тому +7

      @@addidaswguy your the imp(imposter) for wasting time

    • @addidaswguy
      @addidaswguy 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao @@SuperDuperNerd looking kinda sus

    • @theworldischanging71
      @theworldischanging71 4 роки тому +7

      Wat u saying, she is obviously a cgi

  • @bbqR0ADK1LL
    @bbqR0ADK1LL 4 роки тому +293

    There is someone in the Ryan Universe who doesn't have his face.
    This has horrible implications...

    • @turinturambar8425
      @turinturambar8425 4 роки тому +10

      OnLy A tRuE fAn WoUlD kNoW ThIs AlReAdY hApPeNeD... But seriously check out his Aladdin vid

    • @NotSoGoodDark
      @NotSoGoodDark 4 роки тому +1

      everything we know is a lie!!!

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 роки тому +11

      Kinda makes his comment “I wish your face looked more like me” sound a little more clever

    • @thebigbluebubble8556
      @thebigbluebubble8556 4 роки тому +2

      Look. Imma need you to get allll the way off his back about the implications of this

    • @LostCosmonauts
      @LostCosmonauts 4 роки тому +1

      Anomalisa (2015)

  • @ElisandroDeLeon
    @ElisandroDeLeon 3 роки тому +78

    Please do more collabs with Julie. You guys work really amazingly well together!!!

    • @quinnlim5104
      @quinnlim5104 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah but they're divorced now

  • @thebenmidthun
    @thebenmidthun 4 роки тому +130

    Ryan's wig and makeup game is on point. The universe grows.

  • @NTE_
    @NTE_ 4 роки тому +2870

    The collab the world needed

  • @guycunliffe7633
    @guycunliffe7633 4 роки тому +1478

    "I don't like looking at your face, I kinda wish it looked more like mine."
    "Yeah, there's some deep psychological trauma there."
    Very meta, and hopefully not too hurtful about your life Ryan.

  • @kimanireid9617
    @kimanireid9617 3 роки тому +71

    Ryan: "You think they'd do it for free"
    Julie: "God no" 😂😂😂 I love the way she said "god no"😂😂

  • @joshuaayodele8269
    @joshuaayodele8269 4 роки тому +2350

    Ryan George: Sooooo you have a divorce for me
    Julie Nolke: Yes sir I do.

  • @Agel1ic
    @Agel1ic 4 роки тому +1899

    This fake, she doesn't have a Ryan George face

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +77

      Yea, she's obviously a paid actor...
      ...wait...

    • @GlenBerry
      @GlenBerry 4 роки тому +113

      That's obviously why he's breaking up with her. She's like a totally different person! 😁

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dargonhuman Actress*

    • @Panicagq2
      @Panicagq2 4 роки тому +8

      But he sure wishes she did. He said so!

    • @joyantoghosh2983
      @joyantoghosh2983 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe she's an alien...

  • @merzarino
    @merzarino 3 роки тому +2426

    We need good communication for marriages
    Wife:”I could poison you”
    Husband:”Yea but I don’t like that”

    • @SummeRain783
      @SummeRain783 3 роки тому +62

      But I would do it secretly

    • @StayinOnePiece
      @StayinOnePiece 3 роки тому +20

      "You know your kids that you've been raising for 15 years now; well they're not actually yours. You're not their real biological father. Just thought I'd let you know since you're all dying of cancer and stuff."

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 3 роки тому +7

      No joke. People who can't get divorced often murder their spouse. That is why divorce was invented. As an alternative to murder.

    • @Adogdoingdogthings
      @Adogdoingdogthings 3 роки тому +4

      @@Dragon-Believer that is horrible! Killing your mate?! Some people in this world are just crazy 😰

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 3 роки тому +9

      @@Adogdoingdogthings yeah, my ex-gf said I didn't trust her. I ate her food and slept next to her. She could have poisoned me or killed me in my sleep. If that isn't trust what is? :)

  • @Nirwanda001
    @Nirwanda001 3 роки тому +68

    "She *also makes videos where she talks to herself"? When has Ryan George made avidoe talking to himself? He's got a whole cast of different guys! Lots of them with varying degress of commanding moustaches.

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 3 роки тому

      Just shows the world what happens, to people, when they are quarantined for far too long and decide to post vids on UA-cam 😂

  • @wz5870
    @wz5870 4 роки тому +1529

    I’m extremely disappointed “Julie Nolke” wasn’t Ryan George wearing a wig.

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 4 роки тому +38

      I was so close to commenting "Ryan, you look ravishing!"

    • @radicool21
      @radicool21 4 роки тому +20

      It was just a very convincing mask

    • @vcreativeart16
      @vcreativeart16 4 роки тому +7

      I'm your first subscriber in your 6 years on UA-cam

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 роки тому +6

      "Extremely disappointed" - yeah, that's marriage for you.

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 4 роки тому +2

      LOL That would've been funny

  • @thecastiel69
    @thecastiel69 4 роки тому +5345

    Ryan universe just got broke, now there are more than one faces.

    • @Zokyden
      @Zokyden 4 роки тому +86

      Shhhhh there there you'll be okay

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 4 роки тому +245

      It's just a failed clone. The Directors will eliminate it soon enough.

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 4 роки тому +99

      Actually it was super easy, barely a inconvenience
      Remember his Joker Pitch Meeting with Matpat

    • @averageviewer4856
      @averageviewer4856 4 роки тому +24

      My theory: she’s the only one in this universe that looks different.

    • @SonicVelocity_
      @SonicVelocity_ 4 роки тому +49

      Let's just pretend it is a spin-off and not canon I decided

  • @aravindm4921
    @aravindm4921 4 роки тому +650

    Marvel: endgame is the world's most ambitious crossover
    Ryan: making another epic crossover is super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @trash-heap3989
    @trash-heap3989 2 роки тому +8

    You both nailed it in this and the marriage video too! The dialogue was great, and the facial reactions fit perfectly. Awesome work!

  • @Aisha_Luv
    @Aisha_Luv 4 роки тому +215

    "Kind of wish it looked more like mine"
    Is this the answer to everything?

    • @DavidPlass
      @DavidPlass 4 роки тому +3

      Or, it's a reference to how all Ryan's other videos are him talking to himself...

    • @drip1192
      @drip1192 4 роки тому

      AxxL wtf is your channel

    • @SeanFlynnNB
      @SeanFlynnNB 4 роки тому

      Pretty much. See the documentary series *Dr. Who* episode 'The End of Time'.

  • @melontusk7358
    @melontusk7358 4 роки тому +1329

    *Julie:* "I'd love to never see your punchable face again."
    Also Julie: *exists in a multiverse where every person has the same face as Ryan, including her toddler who has a beard, the adstronaut, her driver and the mailman whom she cheated on Ryan with.*
    Edit: wow wow wow wow, thanks for a thousand upvotes, my fellow Ryanites. I have no idea what to do with them. Perhaps, I'll donate them to the *Zordon Human Sacrifice Center* and help them purchase Canada.

  • @Davemyguy
    @Davemyguy 3 роки тому +2572

    "I wish your face looked like mine"
    And then Ryan went on an adventure to collect all 6 infinity stones to rewrite the universe and make everyone look like him.

    • @socks5616
      @socks5616 3 роки тому +117

      Yooo the origins of the ryanverse

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 3 роки тому +172

      Ryan: "what did it cost?"
      Original Ryan: "Well it was super easy actually, barely an inconvenience"

    • @datdankdj8264
      @datdankdj8264 3 роки тому +36

      And that’s why they look like that…this and the marriage one were prequels

    • @ingoyamathewise8654
      @ingoyamathewise8654 3 роки тому +11

      indeed this was where everyone from this point , looks like him .

    • @marioandsonic1997
      @marioandsonic1997 3 роки тому +2

      Yup

  • @HomicidalTh0r
    @HomicidalTh0r 3 роки тому +8

    "You think this will have an impact on the kids?"
    "Uuhh, no."
    ._.

  • @the_tall_knight
    @the_tall_knight 4 роки тому +154

    “I could poison you”
    “Yeah, but then I’d be dead, so I don’t like that idea” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fennecwolfox
    @fennecwolfox 3 роки тому +1949

    I love how she PERFECTLY matches his overly polite cadence that he uses in all his videos of this type. She's GREAT.

    • @Stryth
      @Stryth 3 роки тому +50

      That's so Canadian of them!

    • @donb2527
      @donb2527 3 роки тому +43

      Yeah they should totally get married!
      And then divorce?

    • @ayoifeoni
      @ayoifeoni 2 роки тому +21

      @Cornelia clearly the joke flew over your head. Can't blame you though. Watch some of Ryan's pitch meeting videos and then come back to this comment. I'm sure that'll help you.

    • @ayoifeoni
      @ayoifeoni 2 роки тому +10

      @Cornelia wow wow wow wow wow. I'd ask you to get all the way off my back but you seem to like it there... So have a great day 😎

    • @Cthulhoop
      @Cthulhoop 2 роки тому +25

      @Cornelia "calling a woman "tight" is extremely inappropriate." Missing a joke is also inappropriate. It's sad.

  • @webhead215
    @webhead215 4 роки тому +472

    Everyone else: "Endgame is the most ambitious crossover."
    Me:

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 10 місяців тому +1

    Two of my favorite Canadians collaborating. Need more.

  • @randomguy2402
    @randomguy2402 4 роки тому +260

    It’s weird seeing Ryan interacting with other humans that aren’t him lol

    • @mercurywoodrose
      @mercurywoodrose 4 роки тому +2

      think how he must feel.

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +2

      Ryan interacting with non-Ryans is not Tight!

    • @randomguy2402
      @randomguy2402 4 роки тому

      The Charismatic Gamer 99 it’s really difficult, definitely an inconvenience

    • @SuperODST1
      @SuperODST1 4 роки тому

      "I didn't know there were other people"
      "Oh my god really?"
      "I know, it was weird to me too"

  • @wyatt5158
    @wyatt5158 4 роки тому +1887

    Ryan: “I.. I hate your face, I wish it looked more like mine”
    😂 how has no one commented about that part yet

    • @ZheToralf
      @ZheToralf 4 роки тому +19

      was just looking for this

    • @jaar1732
      @jaar1732 4 роки тому +29

      Little Russom Because that involves writing, which to a lot of people isn’t super easy nor is it barely an inconvenience.

    • @fay4242
      @fay4242 4 роки тому +3

      So that's the reasons he talks to himself

    • @Froggers.
      @Froggers. 4 роки тому +3

      so thats why stepsister are so known 🤔

    • @Mikkysam52
      @Mikkysam52 4 роки тому

      @@Froggers. ...was legit confused with the time

  • @m.pellegrini2540
    @m.pellegrini2540 4 роки тому +377

    Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history"
    Ryan George and Julie Nolke: "Hold our divorce papers"

  • @trevordelepine7708
    @trevordelepine7708 2 роки тому +4

    These two need to get together for more collaborations. This was awesome!

  • @dennisbrannvalls1fan964
    @dennisbrannvalls1fan964 4 роки тому +126

    I said a few months ago that Julie Nolke was like the female version of Ryan George, and now they've made a video together! It's our lucky day!

    • @funygameur
      @funygameur 4 роки тому +2

      Been thinking the same, incredible!
      They apparently were too!

  • @already100degrees
    @already100degrees 4 роки тому +994

    ‘We will sign a reverse document that will make our hate official’
    As someone who is currently going through divorce, that made me laugh.

    • @Quantumpencil
      @Quantumpencil 4 роки тому +9

      Same bro (or gal), same...

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 4 роки тому +1

      F

    • @doggy7210
      @doggy7210 4 роки тому +5

      Sorry to hear that. As someone who's been through it, I can tell you, it sucks and it hurts and it's a pain in the ass, but it's going to be ok.

    • @mightyswordmaster
      @mightyswordmaster 4 роки тому

      so, who's taking half the other's stuff

    • @Auraa10
      @Auraa10 4 роки тому

      aw im sorry i hope everything is ok

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 4 роки тому +1454

    "And now the kids have clinical depression."
    "Whoops."
    "Whoopsie."

  • @GreatGreenGoo
    @GreatGreenGoo 3 роки тому +26

    This is the healthiest break up ive ever seen. Honesty, communication, non violent. If only all breakups where like this.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому +3

      My side of all breakups has been like this. It actually makes a gal quite mad when you're calm about her cheating. Yeah. So she was a little mad I found out, blamed me for snooping even though I found out by accident. "Yeah I found out months ago, I was just wondering if you'd come clean." And the more I didn't insult her or yell, the more angry she became until finally she burst out with "WHY AREN'T YOU MAD? WHAT DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT ME OR SOMETHING?" to which my response was: you're the one who cheated. I'm calm because I care. Yelling doesn't help anyone and getting angry is how you do any say things you regret.

  • @z0mb055
    @z0mb055 4 роки тому +136

    One of the Ryans of the Ryanverse coming across one person without Ryan's face: " I dont like your face at all. Kinda wish it looked like mine."
    Also Ryan when looking at the face of other Ryans: " I dont his face at all!"

    • @Kredige
      @Kredige 4 роки тому +1

      "Please put your glasses back on!"

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 роки тому +1

      James White
      He’s just never satisfied, really.

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 роки тому +2

      Because all Ryans have "super punchable faces" according to Producer Guy

  • @transcendentalanarchy
    @transcendentalanarchy 4 роки тому +135

    My notifications went:
    Julie Nolke > The first person to... ft. Ryan George
    Ryan George > The first person to... ft. Julia Nolke
    A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

  • @iankorapatti7972
    @iankorapatti7972 4 роки тому +243

    “You know what, I’m in”
    Well if he’s in, I’m in

  • @shanecordova6970
    @shanecordova6970 Рік тому +1

    Her well at the end kills me! It’s been done before but she pulls it off better then I’ve ever seen!

  • @geraldwatts5492
    @geraldwatts5492 4 роки тому +1562

    "I could poison you"
    "But then I'd be dead..."
    "But you wouldn't know"
    "Yea, but no I'd find out."
    /dead

  • @TastyJason7
    @TastyJason7 4 роки тому +800

    Ryan has successfully made a clone that isn’t like him

    • @bleach00101
      @bleach00101 4 роки тому +1

      Probably stole the tech from Emperor Palpatine

    • @TastyJason7
      @TastyJason7 4 роки тому +1

      nan Hey he can only love himself

    • @ray4102
      @ray4102 4 роки тому +1

      “Successfully?” Nah this was clearly a freak accident

    • @wil4303
      @wil4303 4 роки тому

      what about the actors in movies eg: pitch meetings

  • @2tmb904
    @2tmb904 4 роки тому +170

    This is the smoothest breakup ever. No one is upset.

    • @LiveLXStudios
      @LiveLXStudios 4 роки тому +9

      Not even the kids

    • @farazsal
      @farazsal 4 роки тому +6

      The kids: ...

    • @GemA2Gen
      @GemA2Gen 4 роки тому

      yeah the kids will be fine

    • @makarovdude
      @makarovdude 4 роки тому +1

      It's called a Canadian divorce. There's lots of flannel, "sorrys," and both parties celebrate in the end. Oh, and don't forget about the free counseling afterwards.

  • @jittercritter
    @jittercritter 3 роки тому +11

    Omg I love this
    I can’t believe you found someone who can carry the exact same hilarious energy as you to do a skit with

  • @meduimrareberries5888
    @meduimrareberries5888 4 роки тому +440

    No offense to Julie, but I kinda feel Ryan had a lot more chemistry with Ryan.

  • @keenanwest6969
    @keenanwest6969 4 роки тому +393

    First person in the Ryan Verse to not be Ryan
    Ryan: *Disgusted*

    • @JohnCage77
      @JohnCage77 4 роки тому +12

      What about Aladin episode?

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 4 роки тому +8

      @@JohnCage77 that's not the Ryan universe.

    • @Gay_Jesus
      @Gay_Jesus 4 роки тому +5

      @@JakkFrost1 ofcorce it is

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 4 роки тому +1

      @@Gay_Jesus nah he confirmed it not canon

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 4 роки тому +7

      All right, Aladdin Ryan needs all of you to get ALL the way off of his back about that girl.

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 4 роки тому +412

    wait! were is the: we need to talk

    • @MrEasyNah
      @MrEasyNah 4 роки тому +6

      The four dreaded words.

    • @hudyhere7240
      @hudyhere7240 4 роки тому +10

      I think that developed over time

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt 4 роки тому +3

      They went past that and went straight to "fuck you" stage

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij 4 роки тому +4

      Ironically that’s just what my mom told my dad just as you said this *their marriage has been on the rocks*

    • @god3538
      @god3538 4 роки тому +2

      Ehi Thats Rough 🌚 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

  • @yanagelfand4337
    @yanagelfand4337 2 роки тому

    Coming here a year later, being a devoted Julie's subscriber for a year now because of this video. Thank you so much for introducing me to her channel!

  • @michaelliu8242
    @michaelliu8242 4 роки тому +145

    The first person to have a birthday party: Please give me things

  • @Hexamus
    @Hexamus 4 роки тому +95

    "We got the government involved, why did we do that?" is a VERY strong question we should all consider.

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 4 роки тому +2

      "Tax purposes." ---Aziz Ansari

  • @metalfly.
    @metalfly. 4 роки тому +177

    "Kind of wish your face look more like mine..."
    Well now I just wish this was Ryan in drag breakin up with Ryan.

    • @being47
      @being47 4 роки тому +6

      ehehehe.. Thats was some Meta Joke from Ryan to Ryan for Ryan . :P

  • @pauldufresne3650
    @pauldufresne3650 3 роки тому +2

    So strange to see you both in the same video.... Can't believe you found each other. Happy to see things go so well between you!

  • @thedarksavior0
    @thedarksavior0 4 роки тому +574

    Holy crap, Ryan is getting really good with his disguises.

    • @atnfn
      @atnfn 3 роки тому +4

      I think that might actually have been another person, not sure.

    • @nikolane5338
      @nikolane5338 3 роки тому +8

      Yea and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience for him

    • @chemplay866
      @chemplay866 3 роки тому

      He built a portal with his mind and took a non ryan as a wife

    • @michelleabarico7050
      @michelleabarico7050 3 роки тому +1

      @@thedapperpineapple8168 if you say so, wow wow wow wow wow

    • @ckezong
      @ckezong 3 роки тому +1

      I think you all need to get off that thing.

  • @JohnAnderson529BeSeeingYou
    @JohnAnderson529BeSeeingYou 4 роки тому +162

    "I don't like your face anymore, I kinda want it look more like mine to be honest"
    Yes folks, this was the beginning of The Ryan George Universe

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому +2

      Infinite Regress? The Ryanverse couldn't have started without the destruction of this one.

    • @JackaboiTV
      @JackaboiTV 4 роки тому +2

      This is a prequel

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому +1

      @@JackaboiTV Or an Origin Story (henceforth to be oft repeated in reboots, with various variations)

    • @JackaboiTV
      @JackaboiTV 4 роки тому

      Bruce Baker thats possible

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 роки тому

      @@JackaboiTV Indeed. Can't go farther than "possible".
      As we begin to explore the Ryanverse, some patterns manifest. But the only definite thing is that all is, for here/now, tentative.
      Even some things, thought to be Universal Constants, have recently shifted. The Great Rethink has begun!

  • @GreatQueenFan
    @GreatQueenFan 4 роки тому +223

    "Let's make our hate official"
    -Ryan George, 2020

    • @jamilahmonroe6487
      @jamilahmonroe6487 4 роки тому +1

      Relevant

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 4 роки тому

      So he's running for U.S. President this year? Not sure he can since he wasn't born in the U.S. But then again, neither was Obama. I kid I kid... runs.

  • @god2742
    @god2742 3 роки тому +5

    Ryan is getting absolutely amazing at playing more than one person that he even tried to trick us into thinking that there was more than one UA-camr in the video

  • @Spitdeezbars
    @Spitdeezbars 4 роки тому +311

    Ryan: You know what? I'm in. Let's do it.
    Well if he's in, she's out.

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 роки тому +22

      And if she's out, then he's out

    • @Kwenspi
      @Kwenspi 4 роки тому +14

      Well if she’s out, he’s definitely in.

    • @mrginge143
      @mrginge143 4 роки тому +11

      Well if he’s in, he’s in

    • @trickysmithy9154
      @trickysmithy9154 4 роки тому +10

      Mrginge143 well if he’s in, I’m in

    • @kushalpoudel4765
      @kushalpoudel4765 4 роки тому +7

      @@trickysmithy9154 if you're in im out

  • @RaamSridhar
    @RaamSridhar 4 роки тому +99

    "I kinda wish it were like mine, honestly"
    Yeah, everyone this world having just Ryan's face is tight!

  • @danieldishon688
    @danieldishon688 4 роки тому +1974

    "We got the government involved, yeah why did we do that?"
    YES! Why do we do this?

    • @tretrefootball
      @tretrefootball 4 роки тому +16

      I read this comment the exact time he said it

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 4 роки тому +19

      Because muh marrag and tradionel values

    • @deb5392
      @deb5392 4 роки тому +54

      Insurance and taxes. It's dumb.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +49

      Because it's the only way the government will let us put our loves ones on our insurance and acknowledge we have someone who depends on us during tax season.

    • @hrothgarnogar
      @hrothgarnogar 4 роки тому +11

      Yes... you have begun to discover Libertarianism!!!! Come! Join us!!! We have cookies and let you do whatever you want!

  • @ulrikbrndsted9891
    @ulrikbrndsted9891 2 роки тому +2

    This was the video that introduced me to Ryan. Now when watching it again, "I kinda wish your face looked more like mine tbh" hits home on a whole new level 🤣

  • @philmaggiacomo
    @philmaggiacomo 4 роки тому +68

    "So you have a divorce for me?"
    "Yes, sir, I do!"

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 4 роки тому +375

    Ryan: "Is this because I told our kid a fat old man breaks into our house every year?"
    Julie: "That wasn't the only thing, but it didn't help."

  • @link199100
    @link199100 4 роки тому +978

    "they probably made copies"
    "Fricking government"
    I relate to this

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 3 роки тому +4

      You could always incinerate the copies and the building where they are and maybe anyone in charge of making the copies. I bet that would work.

    • @williamking6787
      @williamking6787 3 роки тому +1

      @@somethingelse4424 right but then you would get put in a room with concrete walls that you can't leave and you'll have to stay there for a very very long time

    • @somethingelse4424
      @somethingelse4424 3 роки тому +1

      @@williamking6787 Checkmate, I guess. The one thing beautiful, soul cleansing arson can't solve... Small boxes made of concrete. Or mud bricks I suppose, or even just rocks piled up too high possibly. Anything non-burnable, or just inconvenient to light really, or that can move around even slightly faster than fire.

    • @fantomfang1100
      @fantomfang1100 3 роки тому

      @@somethingelse4424 cute

  • @attila0323
    @attila0323 2 роки тому +7

    This is how I imagine a Canadian divorce. So polite and calm even if they told bad things about each other.

  • @tuhmater2985
    @tuhmater2985 4 роки тому +304

    “I’d take half your stuff”
    “Well then I’d get half your stuff”
    “But that’s not fun for me”
    This is very accurate

    • @franciscorendon2783
      @franciscorendon2783 4 роки тому

      F

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 4 роки тому

      This is why the MRA movement is a thing

    • @nisteven
      @nisteven 4 роки тому +1

      @@wolfhawk1999 That's not why

    • @BlackLivesMatter23
      @BlackLivesMatter23 3 роки тому

      But i dont understand how shes taking half HIS stuff. Isnt the half she takes of ALL the stuff, which was legally both of theirs?

  • @John73John
    @John73John 4 роки тому +121

    "Listen I'm gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY out of this marriage."
    "Okay lemme get out of that thing then!"

  • @benedictzephyr
    @benedictzephyr 4 роки тому +691

    why isn’t ryan playing himself with a wig? IS THIS A DIFFERENT LOOKING CHARACTER IN THE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE???

    • @marcov1147
      @marcov1147 4 роки тому +64

      No no this is a different universe from the main one, the collabverse

    • @Damedor
      @Damedor 4 роки тому +6

      In some universes Ryan is a female human with a different name, or so I hear.

    • @ИванСнежков-з9й
      @ИванСнежков-з9й 4 роки тому +26

      That was Ryan with a wig. He is just that good of actor. :)

    • @phenyxswartz941
      @phenyxswartz941 4 роки тому +4

      A product of genetic engineering....

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 4 роки тому +1

      It’s part of the multiverse

  • @garcipat
    @garcipat 2 роки тому +1

    Haha that parents dont think how their kids will manage the situation is that piece of truth in that sketch. very fun.