DAZ WATCHES WIFE WHO LIVES LIKE A PUPPY

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  • Опубліковано 2 тра 2021
  • Hello Dazzlers! Welcome BACK to Daz Games, we are here for another Daz Watches! In today's video we dive into how this woman acts like a dog for her partner. It's definitely something I found interesting so I had to react to this with you all and dig into their story and how they handle the stigma.
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  • @lucy3753
    @lucy3753 3 роки тому +7980

    “Hey man, do you wanna hangout?”
    “Sorry, I can’t. I have to take my girlfriend for a walk”

    • @kaygames956
      @kaygames956 3 роки тому +62

      💀

    • @VAPhillyFan54
      @VAPhillyFan54 3 роки тому +57

      "Ok..."

    • @Random-jh8yv
      @Random-jh8yv 3 роки тому +220

      “Oh that’s too bad then, you don’t get to see my daughter swimming in the fish bowl then”

    • @lucy3753
      @lucy3753 3 роки тому +29

      @@Random-jh8yv BAHAHAHA

    • @xbrandon2252
      @xbrandon2252 3 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snoopybuzzzzer
    @snoopybuzzzzer 2 роки тому +2391

    “Oh shit!”
    “What happened?”
    “I forgot to feed my girlfriend”

    • @lucygacha1327
      @lucygacha1327 2 роки тому +71

      "You what"
      "I forgot to feed my girlfriend"

    • @delusional_liv
      @delusional_liv 2 роки тому +68

      “Can’t she feed herself"
      “No she’s in her kennel”

    • @belphiesparadise
      @belphiesparadise 2 роки тому +58

      “excuse me what?”
      “i said she’s in her kennel”

    • @d.o.v.e4713
      @d.o.v.e4713 2 роки тому +57

      "L-like a cage?"
      "Yes, like a cage"

    • @learningtolive284
      @learningtolive284 2 роки тому +24

      @@d.o.v.e4713 oh god you guys are replying to each other's comments like making a conversation, and now i guess i am probably ruining it😂😂

  • @germanconfederation5668
    @germanconfederation5668 2 роки тому +713

    Her talking about how she started liking to act like a puppy
    Daz: Sometimes it is ok to beat children
    I died on that line😂

    • @deede2378
      @deede2378 11 місяців тому +6

      DID NOT think that was where he was going 😂😂😂😂

  • @idk_tbh3358
    @idk_tbh3358 Рік тому +358

    'That's why the benefits system is shot to hell, because everyone's pretending to be a coconut.'- Daz Black 2021

  • @tsuki7168
    @tsuki7168 3 роки тому +4679

    Imagine them having kids and the kids are like "we want a dog" and then Lorenzo just says "we have a dog at home" and that dog is their mom

    • @o0Sazie0o
      @o0Sazie0o 3 роки тому +115

      I can imagine the kids being very disappointed.

    • @arturo2761
      @arturo2761 3 роки тому +43

      I think there would be some new jack the rippers

    • @amandadavis9460
      @amandadavis9460 3 роки тому +45

      Let's hope he gets jenna spayed first.

    • @tsuki7168
      @tsuki7168 3 роки тому +16

      @@amandadavis9460 LMAOOO

    • @fufucu_
      @fufucu_ 3 роки тому +18

      Mom can we have a dog
      Mom: no we have one
      Dog at home-

  • @static-scribblez
    @static-scribblez 3 роки тому +5662

    “Her dentist bills must be off the charts”
    Seriously, if all she chews is dog food and dog ropes then how the hell does she still have teeth?

  • @sussysunday_1687
    @sussysunday_1687 2 роки тому +109

    9:40 the fact that it’s actually a Pokemon 😭

  • @ronaldblanton9738
    @ronaldblanton9738 Рік тому +184

    Someone please give Daz his own tv show.

  • @Exordicc
    @Exordicc 3 роки тому +8652

    I feel bad for Daz, he ruins his brain cells for our entertainment.

    • @Michael-wl2ep
      @Michael-wl2ep 3 роки тому +49

      (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

    • @pastelbunny13
      @pastelbunny13 3 роки тому +13

      Me too ☺️😔

    • @arisha8943
      @arisha8943 3 роки тому +12

      @@groobcoobhoobwoobrd2276 is that an insult?

    • @arisha8943
      @arisha8943 3 роки тому +5

      @@groobcoobhoobwoobrd2276 ohh

    • @mollsyxo0
      @mollsyxo0 3 роки тому +3

      Deep…

  • @randomperson8097
    @randomperson8097 3 роки тому +11133

    Imagine buying a leash at a store and the cashier asks “What breed is your dog?”.. does he just answer with “Caucasian.” ??

    • @savannahcjimenez06
      @savannahcjimenez06 3 роки тому +210

      LMAOAOOAOA

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 3 роки тому +382

      i mean,, Caucasian Shepherds are a real dog breed, so he could kinda get away with saying that

    • @kookycoconut
      @kookycoconut 3 роки тому +176

      Thats a real dog breed and it's MASSIVE

    • @kalebgriffin7406
      @kalebgriffin7406 3 роки тому +26

      Britney

    • @wallflower7441
      @wallflower7441 3 роки тому +24

      O..m..g 🤣 im floored 🤣

  • @allisfear9513
    @allisfear9513 2 роки тому +88

    I love how daz called the mareep teddy a sheep/armadillo.

  • @chlover_
    @chlover_ Рік тому +18

    Him: "oh shoot!"
    His friend: "You okay man?"
    Him: "No, I forgot to walk my girlfriend."

  • @sineadfarrell5065
    @sineadfarrell5065 3 роки тому +1897

    imagine you set up a dog play date with a fella at the dog park for Jenna to come through the front door on all fours lmao

    • @klarazakrajsek8650
      @klarazakrajsek8650 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +2

      I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear wines

    • @sophiasmith6473
      @sophiasmith6473 3 роки тому +22

      @@AxxLAfriku lol why did you have to censor dislikes JBGBGBKSJD

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku ua-cam.com/video/4ZwsSC4wqOQ/v-deo.html

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 3 роки тому +5

      @@AxxLAfriku...YOU OK SIS? 🤨

  • @hannahdelacour3199
    @hannahdelacour3199 3 роки тому +4969

    “I want a dog”
    “We have a dog at home”
    *The dog at home:*

  • @livelyluka2075
    @livelyluka2075 2 роки тому +37

    I just loved how the actual dogs were just so inviting and treating her like she's one of them

  • @RandomCreatureOnPlanet
    @RandomCreatureOnPlanet Рік тому +16

    Daz: "i have a hard time with watching tv without the dog in the way the smelly twat"
    Got me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mila-xs1vs
    @mila-xs1vs 3 роки тому +2339

    imagine getting an actual dog and she gets jealous and fights the actual dog-

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 3 роки тому +2793

    A wise man once said, “it’s evolving, just backwards”.

  • @alex-ho3cd
    @alex-ho3cd 2 роки тому +15

    9:15 ALL THESE PEOPLE PLAYIN!

  • @amkken1235
    @amkken1235 2 роки тому +12

    15:22 that joke is just facts

  • @xhope2475
    @xhope2475 3 роки тому +3872

    "I think we know what her favorite position is" had me dead

  • @limared-5976
    @limared-5976 3 роки тому +21457

    I can’t be the only one who found him one day and can’t stop watching

    • @FrogWitch666
      @FrogWitch666 3 роки тому +482

      Dude me too, I saw him on a tiktok and I was like yes that is my kind of content

    • @leonhardolaye-felix8811
      @leonhardolaye-felix8811 3 роки тому +210

      Me. I’ve been on a rampage for a year 😂

    • @DisneyAndSpiritLover
      @DisneyAndSpiritLover 3 роки тому +126

      I found him when he played Sims 4, been hooked ever since. He cracks me up, lmao.

    • @deadboywalkn06
      @deadboywalkn06 3 роки тому +80

      I don’t even remember when I first watched him I think it was a old video a few years back but I enjoy it

    • @Frogstaxx
      @Frogstaxx 3 роки тому +9

      Yup

  • @danyaliqbal1429
    @danyaliqbal1429 Рік тому +23

    14:23 for those who don't know the reference, a girl was in her car as her brother was driving home, i think she had a peanut allergy and put her head out the window for air. A lamppost then clocked her head and decapitated her.

  • @averagebella
    @averagebella Рік тому +4

    Title: Love don’t judge
    Daz: *proceeds to judge*

  • @blisserio
    @blisserio 3 роки тому +2811

    “I’d have her put down”
    But seriously imagine walking with your children down the sidewalk and you see this man walking his GIRLFRIEND-

  • @comfycoffeecup283
    @comfycoffeecup283 3 роки тому +4756

    Yoga instructor: Okay and now we will go into the downwards dog position.
    Jenna: Hold my leash

  • @Kayyy1909
    @Kayyy1909 2 роки тому +29

    “Without my dog getting in the way the smelly twat” I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭

  • @FormaCodex_5-7
    @FormaCodex_5-7 2 роки тому +10

    "Singapore Noodle Hair"
    Not that far off from Indomie.
    Damn accurate shot Daz.
    Well done!

  • @v.velanga9608
    @v.velanga9608 3 роки тому +589

    "In all levels, except physical, I am a wolf."
    *Barks in a high pitch at the sea.

    • @amelialmaooooo7095
      @amelialmaooooo7095 3 роки тому +7

      AHAHA

    • @monlight9306
      @monlight9306 3 роки тому +3

      Hahahaha 🤣

    • @morganhunt5161
      @morganhunt5161 3 роки тому +5

      This desirives more likes

    • @v.velanga9608
      @v.velanga9608 3 роки тому +3

      @@morganhunt5161 You are just too kind.

    • @carolinepounds6736
      @carolinepounds6736 3 роки тому +1

      Bro this isn't funny it's just mean that people are making it such a big meme I'm a Therian I'm a wolf and I take offense to this

  • @leonilangman7562
    @leonilangman7562 3 роки тому +973

    "Honey"
    "Yeah?"
    "She's doing it again"
    "Doing what?"
    "She's digging on all fours again"
    Neighbours watching 😳

  • @Erika-nw6wj
    @Erika-nw6wj 2 роки тому +9

    5:30 that shart is so funny 😆

  • @tatm673
    @tatm673 Рік тому +7

    anyone else just waiting for the “only flans” 😂

  • @Lissiy
    @Lissiy 3 роки тому +2100

    His voice automatically means 20 minutes of peace 🤌

  • @ianterwillegar3818
    @ianterwillegar3818 3 роки тому +2385

    “It’s evolving, just backwards”
    -Tall Swedish man

  • @JustGottaDoIt
    @JustGottaDoIt 2 роки тому +21

    5:42
    "I ordered the foot-long because its BIG. And I want it." Daz
    I don't know why but that cracked me up so much.😂

  • @inessoares5836
    @inessoares5836 11 місяців тому +6

    1:07 ‘as a what in the shit’ 😭😭😭

  • @evamarling7724
    @evamarling7724 3 роки тому +405

    ‘You’re not a princess... you’re just a 9 till 5 like the rest of us’ 😭😭

  • @sadsatan..
    @sadsatan.. 3 роки тому +587

    LMAO NOT HER TRYING TO SIT ON THE SOFA AND HER BF IS JUST LIKE: 🗞🗞🗞 “AHT AHT GET OFF” 😂

    • @hyper7578
      @hyper7578 3 роки тому +1

      Nice zero two pfp

    • @bobli3666
      @bobli3666 3 роки тому +3

      @@hyper7578 I agree

    • @clay7197
      @clay7197 3 роки тому +1

      As I was reading this he was saying it

  • @sarayes5931
    @sarayes5931 Рік тому +4

    “What in the Pokémon is that?” Daz it is a Pokémon 😂

  • @venti8003
    @venti8003 2 роки тому +7

    At 12:13 I rlly thought my mum was texting me I had to double check my phone 😭

  • @JanitorJim56
    @JanitorJim56 3 роки тому +2766

    If she’s his dog, then he’s technically single 🤯

    • @Bella09032
      @Bella09032 3 роки тому +66

      Nah it would be bestiality

    • @Bella09032
      @Bella09032 3 роки тому +41

      @Feral Gremlin Child because if she is his “dog” then technically it’s bestiality because he’s dating an animal sorta-

    • @starrymc
      @starrymc 3 роки тому +20

      @@Bella09032 but isn’t bestiality just sex between a human and an animal? not.. dating? sorry if i interpreted what you’re saying wrong

    • @bobbyz_2
      @bobbyz_2 3 роки тому +15

      @@starrymc Your right, beastiality is sex.

    • @bananadoppio8733
      @bananadoppio8733 3 роки тому +4

      The harsh truth I guess

  • @ovlpe
    @ovlpe 3 роки тому +3343

    “There are some times we’re beating your child is okay”-Daz

  • @taylorcount4968
    @taylorcount4968 2 роки тому +9

    I’ve been going through some tough shit lately, but Daz always makes me laugh and ups my mood

    • @EthanMclln
      @EthanMclln Місяць тому

      2 years now, hops ur doing better 😁 remember everything always gets better, in time, just wait and take it easy xx theres hope love out there and a great tıme comming, stay strong ! 🥰

  • @carlmanzi9512
    @carlmanzi9512 2 роки тому +4

    " Let's be human for five seconds"
    I Died 😂😭😂

  • @Hsjsndnskskaiajs
    @Hsjsndnskskaiajs 2 роки тому +1384

    imagine:
    you are out with your friends at your local park. youre chilling, drinking a pepsi, when your friend signals to you to look left. you see a man, tall, wearing a cap, and holding a leash. you expect to see a dog, but there is a woman, on all fours, crawling across the floor

  • @adrianortiz8121
    @adrianortiz8121 3 роки тому +446

    “What in the Pokémon is that??”
    *shows an actual Pokémon*

    • @reloader1488
      @reloader1488 3 роки тому +14

      I came here looking for this comment 😂

    • @latvianman7857
      @latvianman7857 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @tigertyrant713
      @tigertyrant713 3 роки тому +9

      As a pokemon expert i thought this was funny 🤣. The pokemon is called Mareep.

    • @cyberemperor1435
      @cyberemperor1435 3 роки тому

      I also came to look for the comment

    • @willis6277
      @willis6277 3 роки тому +1

      Mareep evolved into psychopath

  • @sl3epyhead143
    @sl3epyhead143 2 роки тому +3

    *Have a great day/night ILY!!!!!*
    *You are butiful! And daz , your jokes are* *just ..*
    *Ah yes , perfect Noddle*
    *HAIR*

  • @DanielleChandler-Frost
    @DanielleChandler-Frost 2 роки тому +1

    as im a pup as well, i would like to speak for the community, I do indeed love ur videos, I watch them daily, but as a pup, we do know we are human, its most often a coping mechanism to help relax, we arent dogs, we just enjoy similar aspects as them, being walked, collars, ears, tails, sometimes toys, but we wont go shitting on grass, and bring other people into the community unless its child friendly like wearing ears around or still being fully clothed, yes there is a kink to it but that stays in the bedroom, I use my pup space as a healthy headspace to deal with trauma, its kinda just a mind blank headspace where u can just be happy and receive praise. -ur friendly pup

  • @camriechesnut4709
    @camriechesnut4709 3 роки тому +1272

    1800’s- “In the future, there will be flying cars!”
    The future-

  • @Stendy_Mag
    @Stendy_Mag 3 роки тому +702

    NGL if I saw this at a park I would just think: Man meth really does fuck people up.

    • @gothgirlgaming9050
      @gothgirlgaming9050 3 роки тому +25

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @Stendy_Mag
      @Stendy_Mag 3 роки тому +24

      @@gothgirlgaming9050 yes, but meth is a hallucinogen and is more likely to make you think your a fucking dog lol.

    • @robertandrews4501
      @robertandrews4501 3 роки тому +20

      I'd leave😂

    • @Stendy_Mag
      @Stendy_Mag 3 роки тому +6

      @@robertandrews4501 I mean same here

    • @Isab3l240
      @Isab3l240 3 роки тому +4

      LMFAO

  • @jacquie2832
    @jacquie2832 2 місяці тому +1

    4:14 that joke made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @bishhhh2009
    @bishhhh2009 Рік тому +1

    i love how daz said he woud put her sown so casually, not even a laugh at the end

  • @maddyandmasonsvideos2721
    @maddyandmasonsvideos2721 3 роки тому +788

    I literally chocked in my soda when he said “sometimes it’s ok to beat children” 😂😂

  • @jenhammond83
    @jenhammond83 3 роки тому +689

    Daz laughing is literally the thing that makes me laugh

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr I love his laugh ☺️😂.

    • @izzygreaves9106
      @izzygreaves9106 3 роки тому +6

      Same his laugh kill me 🤣🤣

    • @Azza_76
      @Azza_76 3 роки тому +3

      U saying he’s not funny 😑😂

    • @jesssmoubas9678
      @jesssmoubas9678 3 роки тому +5

      I swear this comment is on every video and always get like 10k likes

    • @ayyyyyy1982
      @ayyyyyy1982 3 роки тому +1

      @@Azza_76 How? His laugh is the best laugh I have ever heard 😂

  • @darkangelholz
    @darkangelholz Рік тому +8

    When I saw that sheep thing in the cage all I could think about is my friends dog who has Reddy bears he used to hump so I got the mental image of her humping the thing. I've paused the video just after and am hoping to god that's not what she does with it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 zxxxx

  • @AllyFoxo21
    @AllyFoxo21 17 днів тому +1

    "what in the pokemon is that?" at the mareep killed me 😂

    • @Pixlewatch
      @Pixlewatch 17 днів тому

      Lol, whatever he called it after that was great

  • @palomabaramidze4746
    @palomabaramidze4746 2 роки тому +616

    i love how he makes jokes
    pictures them in his mind
    then starts laughing

  • @RisingFell
    @RisingFell 3 роки тому +174

    Don't bring your kinks OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE!!!!! Other people have not consented to be included in your kink, they have not agreed to see that stuff being played out infront of them or their children. Keep it at home!

    • @ginger6readspaceman
      @ginger6readspaceman 3 роки тому +32

      Exactly! There is NOTHING wrong with puppy play, AT ALL. My partner and I engage in Kitten play sometimes. But the key difference is we know it's a KINK. We keep it INSIDE

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 3 роки тому +1

      @@ginger6readspaceman but if they're not being sexually explicit then its not really that bad, just kinda strange.

    • @ginger6readspaceman
      @ginger6readspaceman 3 роки тому +6

      @@lucyandecember2843 I'd say being a kinkster, this type of thing is inherently explicit. It's their kink so they are getting off to the power dynamic.
      To the average eye it may just be strange but with the internet I'd say a lot more people are going to be aware of what's actually going on other then a girl just acting like a dog

  • @themythicalbeastwithin4857
    @themythicalbeastwithin4857 Рік тому +1

    I keep going back to 10:28 just because of his face at (10:36) is just really funny, it's the realisation 🤣

  • @urnan7330
    @urnan7330 2 роки тому +2

    “Why is everyone want to be a coconut?”
    -Daz

  • @elleb.6468
    @elleb.6468 3 роки тому +248

    “SHES GOT A CELL” That had me dying

  • @AlaskanForrest
    @AlaskanForrest 3 роки тому +357

    "Love language? Your love language is *BROUWGH!* " I can't-
    Edit: For anyone wondering the time stamp is 7:14 :)

    • @uglypotato89
      @uglypotato89 3 роки тому +6

      Omg OMG, I was reading your comment and then the TV barked when I got to that part🤣

    • @irqwerty21
      @irqwerty21 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @connorrousseau9972
      @connorrousseau9972 3 роки тому +2

      Only unhealthy if its ruining ur daily life and getting in way of priorities and if its harming her or someone else, if not then its fine and can be therapeutic for some who do this type of thing, weird ya but her life

  • @ahul10
    @ahul10 2 роки тому +1

    Please don’t stop doing daz watches this is what I live for

  • @mitchellhemming6479
    @mitchellhemming6479 23 дні тому

    Been subscribed for a while now, keep it up daz 🎉

  • @kalliemay8993
    @kalliemay8993 3 роки тому +528

    "i bought a footlong because it was big"
    found my senior quote, thanks daz

  • @drewisclueless5756
    @drewisclueless5756 3 роки тому +1134

    Daz: “What.. in the Pokémon... is that?”
    Me:... it’s a Pokémon, Daz..

    • @ExemplarNull
      @ExemplarNull 3 роки тому +19

      yea. it's annoying that i can memorize a pokemon pretty much straight away when i can't just learn a god damn simple algebra question or some shit. ( i can obviously do algebra, just couldn't think of anything else)

    • @dogowaifu6515
      @dogowaifu6515 3 роки тому +14

      I know the exact name of it to it’s a mareep

    • @drewisclueless5756
      @drewisclueless5756 3 роки тому +2

      @@dogowaifu6515 ik xd

    • @derpface1279
      @derpface1279 3 роки тому +3

      Mareep lookin super fluffy ngl...

    • @Jackdall2017
      @Jackdall2017 3 роки тому +2

      @@ExemplarNull ikr

  • @user-jj7hl7xo2v
    @user-jj7hl7xo2v 2 роки тому +2

    On a random day three years ago I found this man and has been binge watching his videos everyday

  • @delilahteparriola6097
    @delilahteparriola6097 2 роки тому

    You make me laugh to much man you get the spot of my laughing side your my favorite youtuber

  • @jdoss3982
    @jdoss3982 3 роки тому +1077

    The fact he was like “in SOME cases I think it is ok to beat children” is dam well Hilarious

    • @pashasoro
      @pashasoro 3 роки тому +2

      @Shambavi Bani stfu

    • @trentonaudet4373
      @trentonaudet4373 3 роки тому +5

      @@pashasoro what was the context of the stfu ? General curiosity

    • @wildbreadcrumbs5115
      @wildbreadcrumbs5115 3 роки тому +1

      Lol he said be not beat

    • @anjealenenicoleamores546
      @anjealenenicoleamores546 3 роки тому +6

      @@wildbreadcrumbs5115 4:38 he said beat

    • @wildbreadcrumbs5115
      @wildbreadcrumbs5115 3 роки тому +2

      @@anjealenenicoleamores546 lol no cause r subject was that she still acted like a child , so he said that sometimes it’s ok to “be” children not beat

  • @dixieleone3491
    @dixieleone3491 3 роки тому +1227

    Dax: “That’s my foot long. I bought it because I wanted it. It’s big and it’s long....👁👄👁.... well that’s gonna be taken out of context”. 😂😂 I love him 😂

    • @jackhoudlng4007
      @jackhoudlng4007 3 роки тому +21

      He was just giving ppl ammunition to take things out of context🤣

    • @EJW08
      @EJW08 3 роки тому +13

      Daz* sorry I had to it annoyed me lol soz xx

    • @tringlepringle5558
      @tringlepringle5558 3 роки тому +8

      @@EJW08 yeah that😂😂😂

    • @isabellap9912
      @isabellap9912 3 роки тому +6

      the pringle joke had me rolling daz is the funniest person honestly

    • @Adele_hehr
      @Adele_hehr 3 роки тому +2

      @Tyson McCarty 🤣🤣

  • @willow_potter8209
    @willow_potter8209 Рік тому

    I LOVE YOU DAZ YOUR SUCH A KING❤❤❤

  • @leahbateman5545
    @leahbateman5545 2 роки тому

    This is my favorite vid that I've seen of u so far

  • @Daisiful
    @Daisiful 3 роки тому +533

    So wait...when he goes on holiday does that mean she goes to a kennel- 😂
    Edit: jeez ty for the likes lol

  • @vaniafernandes
    @vaniafernandes 3 роки тому +2476

    lmao “i’m actually gonna call you cause this is so fucked up”

  • @adrienneboivin4647
    @adrienneboivin4647 Рік тому +1

    Ever since my brother showed me one of your cooking simulator games I thought you were funny and have been watching you ever since❤️

  • @user-ns4tw9xe9d
    @user-ns4tw9xe9d 7 днів тому

    “Oh shit!”
    “What happened?”
    “I forgot to feed my girlfriend” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @potatolife6676
    @potatolife6676 3 роки тому +395

    She actually gets up like a normal person to make tea” If she was a full time puppy I’d have her put down🤣🤣

  • @alexandreleblanc1860
    @alexandreleblanc1860 3 роки тому +162

    “What in the Pokémon is that!?”
    Little did Daz know it actually is a Pokémon

    • @Nionyx
      @Nionyx 3 роки тому +2

      I was gonna say, never heard Mareep called a *Sheep-Armadillo* before xD

    • @S0me_what_human
      @S0me_what_human 3 роки тому +2

      Like 69😎

  • @otaku4451
    @otaku4451 2 роки тому

    I Haven't laughed this much and this hard in a very long time thanks

  • @dark_flame_wolf4331
    @dark_flame_wolf4331 2 роки тому

    Why are you the most funny out of all the youtubers i sub to and watch?? I love yoir content

  • @NightSoulco
    @NightSoulco 3 роки тому +151

    “Atleast we know what her favourite position is” 😂😂😂

  • @trappedinahotcar
    @trappedinahotcar 3 роки тому +313

    "Cuz it's big...and I want it."
    *moment of silence to contemplate what he just said*

  • @tuuveloman2855
    @tuuveloman2855 2 роки тому

    You just know it's a good video when it starts with daz yelling "KINKS"

  • @sideswipe_-621
    @sideswipe_-621 3 роки тому +773

    His daughter is the luckiest person ever. Just imagine getting daz games to pick u up from school

    • @louie8502
      @louie8502 2 роки тому +26

      And hes your dad so you have that banta type commection with him. Like hes your best friend.

    • @bethholder9327
      @bethholder9327 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @haiden_r0
      @haiden_r0 2 роки тому +2

      I wouldn’t mind that being my dad

    • @danih3871
      @danih3871 2 роки тому +8

      I imagine him sittin in the car just yelling SARAAHHH (much like him yelling for Linda)

    • @jackhumphreys1806
      @jackhumphreys1806 2 роки тому

      Same bro

  • @JustALona
    @JustALona 3 роки тому +418

    They take doggie style to a whole new level 😆

  • @zippgirl123
    @zippgirl123 Рік тому

    the pringels thing..i laugh so long that i cry ..had to hear it on more time and i laugh even more

  • @keelymckenney6677
    @keelymckenney6677 2 роки тому

    I originally saw you on tiktok and then my brother told me you had a youtube channel and I can't stop watching now

  • @Xf1nity46
    @Xf1nity46 3 роки тому +153

    I almost died when he said "we know what her favorite position is"

  • @olivia8oof
    @olivia8oof 3 роки тому +109

    Her kid would definitely be the wolf kid at school

    • @bananastars3944
      @bananastars3944 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @jenniferbeck957
      @jenniferbeck957 3 роки тому +2

      Her kid was probably that kid who went to school in their pursuit and acted like their head was being ripped off because the school asked them to remove their mask.

    • @sylvereoulai8833
      @sylvereoulai8833 3 роки тому

      2:53 WIN BRAND NEW -i-P-H-O-n-E-1-2-----۞------------
      ua-cam.com/video/49mwt6s95aY/v-deo.html 》》 𝐋𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 《《
      !❤️ 在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
      說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木
      來調味食物煮的時候
      1620485229

  • @charlizem6338
    @charlizem6338 2 роки тому

    Love this update and hahahah her as a dog is like hahah

  • @Grace-py9mj
    @Grace-py9mj 2 роки тому

    “I ordered the foot-long because it’s BiG and I wAnT iT-” *stops* “….” *questioning self*
    Love Daz 🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️❤️

  • @phoenix3004re
    @phoenix3004re 3 роки тому +89

    “Cause its big- and I want it”
    Yes daz it is going to be taken out of context 😭✋

    • @feverdream1791
      @feverdream1791 3 роки тому +6

      Already taking it out of context

    • @phoenix3004re
      @phoenix3004re 3 роки тому +2

      @@feverdream1791 😌 yep

    • @feverdream1791
      @feverdream1791 3 роки тому +2

      @@phoenix3004re 😭✌

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 роки тому

      @@feverdream1791 ua-cam.com/video/4ZwsSC4wqOQ/v-deo.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @feverdream1791
      @feverdream1791 3 роки тому +1

      @@arianasistin5805 no

  • @sogeummin
    @sogeummin 3 роки тому +301

    I thought it was just a ''normal pet play'' between a kinky couple until she actually started walk on 4 outside and tried to dug a hole outside.. 😂😂😂

    • @keylahjooste6543
      @keylahjooste6543 3 роки тому +18

      Actually, it's puppy head space that they featured. It's not inherently kinky as you think, puppy space is a headspace you can use so that you don't stress unnecessarily, hence the name since something as innocent as a puppy lives their life care free of stress

    • @theshadowsamurai07
      @theshadowsamurai07 3 роки тому +12

      @@keylahjooste6543 she calls it puppy play no mention of what you said that type of shit is ment for privacy only not for the public to see have some respect

    • @fabunicorn262marshmallow4
      @fabunicorn262marshmallow4 3 роки тому +4

      @@theshadowsamurai07 pls learn to spell i just lost brain cells reading that

    • @bungostraykids
      @bungostraykids 3 роки тому +13

      @@keylahjooste6543 I would call the police if I saw this shit in my neighbourhood park

    • @theshadowsamurai07
      @theshadowsamurai07 3 роки тому +5

      @@fabunicorn262marshmallow4 sorry for your lack of reading skill's I only spelled one word wrong🤣

  • @mummydearest2193
    @mummydearest2193 2 роки тому

    I just love love your programs. My Granddaughter told me about you. Ha ha I call her Princess 😹😹😹😹

  • @rebeccatdr2793
    @rebeccatdr2793 2 роки тому

    Why is this so entertaining😹😹

  • @OfficialAestuarium
    @OfficialAestuarium 3 роки тому +308

    Saw the title and was like wtf this is interesting and weird at the same time

    • @klarazakrajsek8650
      @klarazakrajsek8650 3 роки тому +4

      Same😂

    • @justinpettit8282
      @justinpettit8282 3 роки тому +2

      @Max Williams Nice

    • @Historicalzino
      @Historicalzino 3 роки тому +5

      It’s like A car crash you can’t look away from

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 роки тому

      @@klarazakrajsek8650 ua-cam.com/video/4ZwsSC4wqOQ/v-deo.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @SoraHound
      @SoraHound 3 роки тому

      @Max Williams I mean just because they're into bdsm they're weird? I'm not saying you have to like what they do but it just seems a bit rude on your part to be like they're weird because they're into this stuff

  • @HiraethStuff
    @HiraethStuff 3 роки тому +104

    when he called his poor dog a *'smelly twat'* I literally lost it XD

  • @zombieslayer02gjustzombies85
    @zombieslayer02gjustzombies85 4 місяці тому

    That only flans moment was priceless

  • @rupe768
    @rupe768 2 роки тому

    Daz we need more daz watched

  • @leighdicken7648
    @leighdicken7648 3 роки тому +138

    I lost it when Daz called his dog a "smelly tw**" 😂