I'm french and I was lucky enough to spent one month in scotland, I was a teenager, and I felt in love with this country, the lanscape, the people, the haggis.. all ! it was a long time ago, and now I can add to my list "des trésors Ecossais" this comedian. Thank You ! Merci beaucoup
@@keithfraser9705 Thank you so much... It's one of my dream, sincerely... I wish one day I could go back there, but this time for a longer time..In meantime I laught with Kevin. Agnès
@@angele1968 👍 And I look forward to getting back to France some day soon after the virus passes. So many happy memories of camping in France from Dinan to Sospel. A beautiful country and great people. And the cycling is not half bad 😉
@@keithfraser9705 dinan to sospel....that's a long journey on bike..😂...when week went on scotland no one in my family spoke english... And my dad had a big issue when he had to translate miles in kilometers...so instead of a nice ride of 20 kilometers then visiting a castle or a Bewery and coming back nicely to the camping site ...it was 20 miles forth and 20 miles back...and that 's a game changer...😂😂😂...
@Atomic Nugs why're you bothered if another individual acknowledges their lineage, being proud of their ancestors? Do you not have an ancestry to be proud of yourself?
I love the Greeks as you do not stand any crap from anyone. You got the best straight forward attitude. Tell them all to F off. Slightly off topic I love your attitude to immigrants. You just don’t let them get ashore, you push back. Good on you that’s how it should be done look after your own first. I’m English and it’s pathetic how it’s dealt with over here. Also you have very beautiful islands and I love your football fans they are so passionate it’s like a show with the flares and banners what amazing time you must have.❤
@@deb1544 thanks mate. In general Greeks don't give a fuck and will tell you to fuck off. We are extremely straightforward when it comes to literally everything. And we deal with the immigrants fair. You're an illegal immigrant? You don't get to enter the mainland
@@egeerdem8272 1% of a large number is still a large number. That's why that argument is terrible. I can buy more and live comfortably with 90k after paying 30% taxes (60k a year) but take 30% of my 30k a year and I can barely afford a car to get to work let alone support a family on 20k a year. But gosh darn they paid 3 times more than me in taxes better cut them some slack right?
@@egeerdem8272 don’t be so fuckin naive ffs. The rich pay tax -yes, then claim most of it back through loop holes and expenses. The working class just get screwed to death. Hence the saying “the rich get richer and the poor get poorer”
I’d be worried if you’re an economist believing raising benefits would kickstart the economy so people can spend their money buying goods clandestine in other countries, over people investing their money in U.K. Companies.
@@jtyler9130 It's been proven that it's better for the economy that you give £1000 a week to low/no income earners than giving £52,000 annual tax breaks to millionaires/billionaires, as rich people move that money offshore, whereas poor people spend it, putting back into the economy, plus it improves the material conditions of many by a significant amount
You are an enigma mr bridges,I have known many Glaswegians having worked there and I worked with someone like you in the eighties and fair to say we didn’t get much work done. Laugh,my jaw dislocated . Top top man
Started watching Kevin Bridges months ago and could barely understand him bc of his accent. Now, Im an expert and understand everything he says! Big fan from Virginia. ❤
@@rob5197 of course by then, that's not on kevin, or OP, cause they weren't making fun of disabled people, but on you for wishing unfortunate things to happen on OP
This has made be feel better about my own situation. And I've only started watching old routines last week, so I didn't know Kevin lost weight. Good on him!
@Harry Youde Ohw your one of those ppl. How do you feel about your religion being changed every year to keep up with language evolution. BTW, smart guy this is my second tongue I am typing in.
Kevin has the coolest accent and the coolest 'Im cute and I dont give a fuck" appeal about him. He says things in a way that its hard to make out what his personal feeling about the subject is. This makes its all even more hilarious. I think Ive watched all thats available on Kevin on youtube
Kevin Bridges is so brilliant. He turns facts into funnies. Our debts in UK LOL and the rich not touched for tax evasion but the disabled they can find Kevin. The ones that fall on hard times and genuinely go bankrupt never to do it again, then those that do it 4 to 5 times knowing they use different names and play the game. Id love to see Kevin Bridges is he touring in London anytime in the new now normal. Stay safe all.
Each time i watch a new kevin bridges video it becomes my new fave kevin bridges joke. Value for money, this man is side splitting funny moment to moment.
As a Greek I simply love Kevin Bridges. Thank you Scotland for producing such a great comedian. You wanna know what the best part is? Those quotations are 100% correct. He didn't make them up, they actually exist. Here are the full versions. Socrates: He is richest who is content with least, for content is the wealth of nature. Epicurus: Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. Plato: You're not getting it, you fucking cow. (ok that one WAS made up but, by Zeus, it was spot on!) The fact he can blend real, OG Ancient Greek Philosophy into his comedic skits, without altering the quotations and using them in the correct context makes him a comedic genius. Bravo.
The money isn't actually in the Cayman Islands . It's all a complex illusion . It's only us bottom feeders who still think money is the same thing as CASH .
@@GlazzedDonut You say that as if the mere fact of existence is something that shuts down any possibility of doing anything. It's almost as if a nihilistic, fatalistic outlook that says there's no meaning to life but to eat, shit and die is a "clever" cover to excuse you from actually taking charge of your life and doing something with the infinitesimal chance and monumental luck that led to your existing in the first place. Life is effort, dude. Doesn't mean you're excused from participating in it.
My disability benefits got stopped because I lost my phone and apparently that was a failure to report a change in circumstances. They couldn't send me a letter to tell me I had a medical but were quick enough to send me one to tell me my money was being stopped. My money was cut by more than half. I can just imagine me at a job interview Employer: what are your biggest weaknesses Me: severe PTSD, agoraphobia, frequent panic attacks and epileptic seziures. When do I start? Employer: next please
That grand a week dole skit is gold, he should develop that into something more substantial. I hope he does more material offering economic truths like that, it blew my mind!
I don't complain about kids not having jobs these days. The work I did at 16 is now done by a middle aged man who was laid off from his engineering firm in 2014.
@@archiepilcher6727 somewhere along the way the whole concept that the economy only works on the principal of money moving around seems to have been forgotten.
HOOSE RICE!!! Watch 'The Sleepover From Hell' Here - ua-cam.com/video/pXvtEImH_L8/v-deo.html
Lol dude Kevin Bridges is my favorite comedian
"He's driving a ferrari.. Who HOOSE RICE!" 😭
I like your solution to the deficit.... unfortunately for us all..... these clowns won't invade themselves 😉....
My son makes his own curries & call him hoose rice now
Just a legend. Says away. Speaks his mind. All credit. Helps us Scots who were deemed to fail
This is the best TED talk I've ever seen.
Hhahahahhaha
Laurie-nation Street
🤣
I got confused for a sec 😂😂
Keynesism explained in 5 minutes
Love how Angela has a "German" accent and the Greek responses are just in Glasweigen!!
I think she was more Terminator
Hahahahahahhaha
@@TheJackOfAllTrades777 Clark or Schwarzenegger!
@@heyysimone the Chancellator
Scots love Greece. Greece love Scots. We are family.
Once you start watching Mr Bridges it's hard to stop
This is literally the funniest guy I've stumbled across in so long. This very clip gives me good laugh every time
Boring
No jokes just dross
@@delcamelot did ye aye
@@delcamelot aye friends what you like or the Big Bang theory
« As Plato says: yuur no gettin it ya fooken cow »
Didn’t learn that one in my philosophy classes lol
Yeah me neither but that's a fooken beauty man innit
🤣🤣🤣
Kev is a legend. Hands down. Lol fookin invade the cayman island
Mustn’t of gone tae Glasgae uni mate
You learned it now though didn ya ya fucken learner
“Got people checking for the offside flag on that joke” 😂😂😂
A level economics condensed into 7 minutes of stand up. Genius
"We don't give a fuck... there'll be a farmer out there looking for a scarecrow."
Never was a truer word spoken in jest.
Heavy bars
We weren't going to mention it Angela... but since you brought it up.. hahaha!! Luv Kevin Bridges. Brilliant segment.
Its not poor people spending, its rich people saving - fucking brilliant!!!!!!!
I'm french and I was lucky enough to spent one month in scotland, I was a teenager, and I felt in love with this country, the lanscape, the people, the haggis.. all ! it was a long time ago, and now I can add to my list "des trésors Ecossais" this comedian. Thank You ! Merci beaucoup
Come back soon 👍
@@keithfraser9705 Thank you so much... It's one of my dream, sincerely... I wish one day I could go back there, but this time for a longer time..In meantime I laught with Kevin. Agnès
@@angele1968 👍 And I look forward to getting back to France some day soon after the virus passes. So many happy memories of camping in France from Dinan to Sospel. A beautiful country and great people. And the cycling is not half bad 😉
@@keithfraser9705 dinan to sospel....that's a long journey on bike..😂...when week went on scotland no one in my family spoke english... And my dad had a big issue when he had to translate miles in kilometers...so instead of a nice ride of 20 kilometers then visiting a castle or a Bewery and coming back nicely to the camping site ...it was 20 miles forth and 20 miles back...and that 's a game changer...😂😂😂...
Ah!! J’adore la France et je suis content que vous aimez aussi l’Ecosse!! Vous est toujours le beinvenu ici
As an Aussie of Scottish descent l reckon Big Kev is one of the greatest comedians on the planet. He cracks me up.
@Atomic Nugs you must be an immigrant. In a Western/anglo nation
@Atomic Nugs why're you bothered if another individual acknowledges their lineage, being proud of their ancestors? Do you not have an ancestry to be proud of yourself?
@Atomic Nugs then don't comment, knob
@@bloodyconfessor As an Aussie of British/Greek descent, I find this fucking hilarious
@@gondwanaland9 wogGOD
As a Greek,I have to say,this is really spot on
I was team Greece during that whole saga 💪💪
His Greek is dead on. And he nailed that Plato quote word for word.
@@scotvanrice2988 They teach that quote in schools 😂
I love the Greeks as you do not stand any crap from anyone. You got the best straight forward attitude. Tell them all to F off. Slightly off topic I love your attitude to immigrants. You just don’t let them get ashore, you push back. Good on you that’s how it should be done look after your own first. I’m English and it’s pathetic how it’s dealt with over here. Also you have very beautiful islands and I love your football fans they are so passionate it’s like a show with the flares and banners what amazing time you must have.❤
@@deb1544 thanks mate. In general Greeks don't give a fuck and will tell you to fuck off. We are extremely straightforward when it comes to literally everything.
And we deal with the immigrants fair. You're an illegal immigrant? You don't get to enter the mainland
When is the "Kevin Bridges Reads the Works of Ancient Greek Philosophers" audiobook coming out? 😅
_“There’ll be a farm out there looking for a scarecrow…”_ 😂
Offside flag had me in pieces 😭😂
"It's not poor people spending, it's rich people saving that's the problem". Never a truer word spoken. Genius.
1% of population pays more tax than the rest, leave the rich alone for a fkin second
@@egeerdem8272 Won't anyone think of the poor billionaires? :(
@@egeerdem8272 1% of a large number is still a large number. That's why that argument is terrible. I can buy more and live comfortably with 90k after paying 30% taxes (60k a year) but take 30% of my 30k a year and I can barely afford a car to get to work let alone support a family on 20k a year. But gosh darn they paid 3 times more than me in taxes better cut them some slack right?
@@egeerdem8272 don’t be so fuckin naive ffs. The rich pay tax -yes, then claim most of it back through loop holes and expenses. The working class just get screwed to death. Hence the saying “the rich get richer and the poor get poorer”
@@Medic99z do you know how taxes work in britan because the is a sliding scale the more you earn the more you are taxed..
Best explanation of the Velocity Of Money principle that I’ve ever seen!
As an economist, I must say this is spot on. A classic!
i know right! its exactly how the rest of the uk feels about scotland
@Português Canuck are you an economist if not how are you able to judge him on economics
I’d be worried if you’re an economist believing raising benefits would kickstart the economy so people can spend their money buying goods clandestine in other countries, over people investing their money in U.K. Companies.
@@jtyler9130 but are you an economist if not you cant have any good opinions on this topic its like being an anti masker or a flat earthier
@@jtyler9130 It's been proven that it's better for the economy that you give £1000 a week to low/no income earners than giving £52,000 annual tax breaks to millionaires/billionaires, as rich people move that money offshore, whereas poor people spend it, putting back into the economy, plus it improves the material conditions of many by a significant amount
My new favourite comedian!!! My neighbour must think I am mad laughing like a donkey at 7am in the morning🤣🤣
If you are laughing like a donkey you can't blame your neighbor for thinking you're mad😂.
@Ryan Davies Pull what, your head Outta your ass.
are you a single mother by any chance?
@@pastailike4021 Yes, I am.
I'm hung like a Donkey Lux Homes
I've never seen a funnier 7 mins of comedy than this, Greece, disability benefit and the dole money, this is the pinnacle of KB
As a quad checking that joke, I can say it was firmly onside! Love it! :D
Absolutely brilliant! I have to watch him every day to keep my spirits up.
You are an enigma mr bridges,I have known many Glaswegians having worked there and I worked with someone like you in the eighties and fair to say we didn’t get much work done.
Laugh,my jaw dislocated .
Top top man
Started watching Kevin Bridges months ago and could barely understand him bc of his accent. Now, Im an expert and understand everything he says! Big fan from Virginia. ❤
'or as Plato sez, yer naw gettin it ya fockin coe' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We don't see enough of this excellent entertainer. Soooo funny !
The scarecrow line though .... sheer genius!
Latin American from South America here: Thank you, Mr Bridges! - You make me smile and laugh. I truly truly appreciate it. -
Not matter how many times I watch this the Scarecrow bit slays me every time. Comedy gold.
The Greek philosophy quotes, the last one I particular kills me
Until the day you fall off a bike or you run over __
@@rob5197 of course by then, that's not on kevin, or OP, cause they weren't making fun of disabled people, but on you for wishing unfortunate things to happen on OP
Couple of people Checking for the offside rule on that joke! Kills me every time 😂😂😂😂
It's the "We don't give a fuck, we don't give a fuck", the most blunt phrase is the English language. It's hilarious
Best political ideas I've heard in my life,
No wonder why he's not a politician he has too much common sense as well as good sense of humour.
This has made be feel better about my own situation. And I've only started watching old routines last week, so I didn't know Kevin lost weight. Good on him!
I come back to Kev every time I need cheering up man! He’s so class and so accurate I fkn love it
Lots of love from Athens Greece😂👍
Kevin out there saying what we are all thinking.... Just a lot funnier
no mate that take's some balls.
@Harry Youde Ohw your one of those ppl. How do you feel about your religion being changed every year to keep up with language evolution. BTW, smart guy this is my second tongue I am typing in.
@@stefanmore5454 Oh fuck off and learn and to type, you illiterate cretin.
@@TheMusicalElitist Gerust joh. Niet dat je dit kan lezen ofzo.
@@stefanmore5454 what's yr first tongue ?
“Just Keep the metre running my man. I’ll be 5 minutes!” 6:27 😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Kevin has the coolest accent and the coolest 'Im cute and I dont give a fuck" appeal about him. He says things in a way that its hard to make out what his personal feeling about the subject is. This makes its all even more hilarious. I think Ive watched all thats available on Kevin on youtube
Just discovered this guy love his voice and the comedy about debt and the financial madness thats coming, hello from Australia!
One of the best pieces of stand up of all time this
Genuinely deserves the success he has......great comedian 👍
Absolutely bloody brilliant and hilarious plus well said! He’s nailed the whole lot of the bastards
As a Greek, i laughed so hard man... Funny shit:P
It is amazing how this popped up on my feed. I haven't laughed in so long. Thanks Kevin
Kevin's a Legend, brilliant comedian, always funny, iv watched his shows over and over again.
I’ll always come back to this video when I need a laugh 😂
Scarecrow joke had me in stitches
Pmsl "I don't give a f*** how paralysed you are there will be a farm looking for a scarecrow" hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Kevin Bridges is so brilliant. He turns facts into funnies. Our debts in UK LOL and the rich not touched for tax evasion but the disabled they can find Kevin. The ones that fall on hard times and genuinely go bankrupt never to do it again, then those that do it 4 to 5 times knowing they use different names and play the game. Id love to see Kevin Bridges is he touring in London anytime in the new now normal. Stay safe all.
When you need a smile and a good cry with laughter, God absolutely Fab dude keep on keeping on xxx ty
Man I just sat in my room on my own laughing with tears in my eyes. He is a genius
The development arc in this bit shows just how talented he is. Brilliant!
Each time i watch a new kevin bridges video it becomes my new fave kevin bridges joke. Value for money, this man is side splitting funny moment to moment.
As a Greek I simply love Kevin Bridges. Thank you Scotland for producing such a great comedian.
You wanna know what the best part is? Those quotations are 100% correct. He didn't make them up, they actually exist. Here are the full versions.
Socrates: He is richest who is content with least, for content is the wealth of nature.
Epicurus: Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.
Plato: You're not getting it, you fucking cow. (ok that one WAS made up but, by Zeus, it was spot on!)
The fact he can blend real, OG Ancient Greek Philosophy into his comedic skits, without altering the quotations and using them in the correct context makes him a comedic genius. Bravo.
Paralysed from the neck down? I don't give a fuck there's a farm out there needing a scarecrow! 🤣😂🤣😂
Absolutely brilliant! Can't believe it's taken the UA-cam algo 4 years to bring me this!!!
I think Kevin Bridges has more famous and popular jokes but I think this is his best section.
This is actually an excellent economic policy lesson disguised as a comedy show. It's so good.
4:14 As a disabled person, I approve of this joke.
Wtf the cayman islands gna doo aboot it hahahaha
The money isn't actually in the Cayman Islands . It's all a complex illusion . It's only us bottom feeders who still think money is the same thing as CASH .
He is absolutely right poor people spending is not the problem rich saving, but specially the ones hiding it, is the problem.
Mindless unregulated Neo libertarianism is the route of all the problems
@@GlazzedDonut thanks for telling us all the secret. Strange how it's revealing has altered sod all.
@@thewomble1509 you make it seem as though there is meaning to any existence hahaha
@@GlazzedDonut Each to his own.........
@@GlazzedDonut You say that as if the mere fact of existence is something that shuts down any possibility of doing anything. It's almost as if a nihilistic, fatalistic outlook that says there's no meaning to life but to eat, shit and die is a "clever" cover to excuse you from actually taking charge of your life and doing something with the infinitesimal chance and monumental luck that led to your existing in the first place. Life is effort, dude. Doesn't mean you're excused from participating in it.
Have watched this a few times now and I think it gets even funnier each time 😆.Man is a comedy genius!!
I can always rely on Kevin to not disappoint👍reason I always like his uploads before I've even began watching.
I love this guy's stand up great job Kevin keep up the great work ❤️☘️☘️
This is amazing, quality comedy with actual policy suggestions
Thank you for making me smile !!!!!!
Spilt my morning coffee all over the laptop - Kevin Bridges is a comedy genius 😍😍😍
No you never.
Oh did you, aye?
It’s funny, he’s one of the best it’s so funny, but he also makes some seriously reasonable points tbh hahah
So funny and super smart too!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
That Plato quote! Brilliant!
Angela, as Socrates said: ”He is righteous who is content with least”, that’s a fucking beauty man… killed me😂
Happy Kevin finally happy a channel. Was tired of looking through all the videos in the comedy channel to find just his stuff
One of the best comedy narratives ever
"you're paralysed from the neck down? We dont give a f*ck, there'll be a farm needing a scarecrow" lmao that had me literally laughing out loud.
Can never get enough of this chap, ive been at his shows and seen people crack up before hes opened his mouth.
Aye ok Pal!
The 219 dislikes is 217 from people with accounts in the Cayman Islands, IDS and Osborne.
"Yer not getting it ya fookin cooow" thats my attitude to the debt as greek tbh.
10 years later: same problem, same solution.
He' fuckin hilarious..... love him to bits🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely brilliant in Blackburn on Friday. Will be watching again for sure
One of my favourite stand up sets ever... Nail on the head with Tory Britain 🤣🤣🤣🏴💪
This entire scene is top class.
Absolutely Kevin, give me a grand per week and I will shop till I drop ;-)
My disability benefits got stopped because I lost my phone and apparently that was a failure to report a change in circumstances. They couldn't send me a letter to tell me I had a medical but were quick enough to send me one to tell me my money was being stopped. My money was cut by more than half. I can just imagine me at a job interview
Employer: what are your biggest weaknesses
Me: severe PTSD, agoraphobia, frequent panic attacks and epileptic seziures. When do I start?
Employer: next please
Checking for the offside flag had me in bits!! :)
That scarecrow joke was brilliant 😆
About 15 years ago I saw Kevin at a Comedy Club in Brussels - he was described as 'the next big thing'. Sometimes these compares get it right.
Brilliant logic, love it👍
5:20 Kev is a fuckin economic genius. Sticking the dole up (aka universal benefit thingy) is a lovely piece of Keynesianism 👍
That grand a week dole skit is gold, he should develop that into something more substantial. I hope he does more material offering economic truths like that, it blew my mind!
I like this guy stand up I would like to see him in person
I don't complain about kids not having jobs these days. The work I did at 16 is now done by a middle aged man who was laid off from his engineering firm in 2014.
Amazing... Love your work Kev.
Thanks for making us laugh...
You must make the repayment now classic line haha😁😁
LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
His economic policy is sound can’t be denied. A grand a week could put us back in the black in no time😂😂
"or as plato said.. You're not getting it ya fucking cow" 😭😂
Good point there Kev delivered in inimitable fashion. All dole money is invested straight into the economy, making everybody richer.
I've never really took to a stand up comedy guy only this man
I know this is a joke but its 100% supported by economic research.
HAHAHAHA what research are you referring to?
@@archiepilcher6727 the research of common fucking sense, Archie. PLus the research done by so called a-ca-de-mic-s.
@@archiepilcher6727 somewhere along the way the whole concept that the economy only works on the principal of money moving around seems to have been forgotten.
@@archiepilcher6727 The research of common sense, there's plenty of information showing tax avoidance costs economies more than benefit fraud.
@@MrDontclickthislink this is just obvious. Tax avoiding billionaires are gonna do more harm then sally drawing spending her dole on a larger.
He is just funny point blank, always has been !!
Love the fact that I'm Scottish and this is the same humor that I have hahah. The Scottish never disappoint and we are hilarious!
If all the Scottish people are funny like him, I love Scotland even more. 😁😁😁
You need a good sense of humour to live in Scotland because the weather's mostly shit
If you were Scottish you'd know how to spell humour.
Where in Scotland are you from? Ohio? California?