I could honestly listen to Kevin for ages 😂 his accents are always amazing too tbh, he’s one of my fave to see on a panel show and his stand ups are always so good. It’s interesting some people can’t understand his accent which I get, once you learn what certain vowels sound like you pick it up quickly. I grew up with lots of different accents around me so I had to basically teach my boyfriend how to understand them 😂 if you can understand a deep southern American accent you can get this I promise!
I've watched this a few times now. I tend to put KB on sometimes and just settle back for a good laugh. Not only therapeutic; at my age, a good belly-laugh is good exercise! I don't often quote people's lines on UA-cam. They say them better 😉. But the ".....& you're on my case for fruit" bit rendered me inarticulate and even wheezing for a while. I'd love to see "our Kev" in concert, but I think I ought to make friends with a couple of nurses and some burly St John's ambulance folk to accompany me to the gig...
I come close enough to passing on happily without acid, this man makes me howl with, as Billy Connolly said: "farty laughter". BC, in his time, and KB, these days, totally crack me up... There are many great stand-up comics, but these two not only stand up, but stand out Like many people, I can be mildly entertained and amused by some great comedians' offerings. But one or two just get you right in the gut straight from the start. My very religious mother, who hates swearwords, sent me a DVD of Kevin Bridges about 5 years ago now. Little did she know.... Obviously she never watched the DVD, because if she had, I would never have received it (I live in Spain, so he's not an everyday name). God moves in mysterious ways... Sorry for going on and on and on...
I’m honestly 45 year old male who is currently 9.5 stone, I suffer with extreme depression, anxiety and insomnia not to mention mobility problems and thought I would try the gym as instructed by the OT. I completely felt underwhelmed and embarrassed when I attended my local gyms! It really is a an intimidating environment for thin people.
@@nikkiearljust realise that no one is actually looking at you. Most people in gyms appreciate the fact others are making the effort to help themselves, physically and mentally. None of us went in to the gym jacked and massive, we all have to start somewhere.. Get on it man. Just try not to compare yourself to anyone else. It's just you and your goals
@@nikkiearl I actually started for 4 weeks then took steroids to bulk. I try to go into the gym about 3am when it’s not to busy. I go to Pure Gym. I also got myself Zinc and Vitamin C capsules which add to your food intake. Seriously tho I’m not trying to look perfect so I’m just eating until I literally can’t eat no more. Also taking high calorie and protein shakes. Good luck pal..
It cracks me up when people say they don't understand him because of his strong Scottish accent 🤣 it is probably the reason why he has not been taken down by the 'woke folk' Love him personally 🤣
I lost a bunch of weighr once and a bloke said "I havent seen you in a while, have you been ill?" Think thats the popite version of "have you got aids" 😅
I had avocado toast for breakfast followed by what was left of last night's curry rice, bombayy potatoes chapati and onion bhagee them a litre of ice cream. On my way to work I went inGregg's two sausage rolls and foucaramel donuts for my morning break, trouble was I ate them before I got to work so I had to have beans on toast with grated cheese. Funny thing I never go above 12 stone (168 lbs).luck of the draw I suppose N
0:40 I used to do ten-mile walks. Over winter, I did them in a waterproof coat that didn't breathe so well. Halfway, I'd always go to Mc-Ds for the cheap coffee. One week, it was full, so I had to sit on the middle table ON my waterproof coat (I had nowhere to hang it). At the communal table. A bunch of kids came in, fannying around looking for places to sit, some sat opposite me, some next to me. There was a seat at the end free. Being the kind of guy who thought they should all sit together, I got up, took the spare seat at the end and directed the last one to mine in the middle. The problem was it was full of SWEAT. There was a pool of it. After the eternity of sniggers, it turned out they were all Christianity-hostage kids who hated religion and wanted to know about my antitheistic novel, #ZenAndTheArtOfSavingLifeOnEarth once they started talking to me. We soon got over my faux pas.
I didn't see the pool (and therefore think of 'wiping it') until I was sat down in my new seat and the kids were sniggering. (None took my vacated seat in in the end iirc.)
I'm in my seventies and I've never been above 12 and a half stone I've got the same sort of diet as Kevin :ice cream followed by the remains of last night's curry on toast for breakfast followed by a full English breakfast about ten AM pie and massage for lunch fish and chips for tea pizza for supper and a two litre tub of ice cream plus around eight pints of lager I just don't put on weight I've tried lifting weights it just burnt up more calories a guy at the gym told me that if I wanted to bulk up I would have to double or treble my calorie intake;I'd need to take out a mortgage to do that so I've just got to accept the fact that I'm skinny so what?
It’s the same imperial system that you use in the states except it’s a grouping term that you guys don’t use. Just like we don’t say quart in the UK, we just say 2 pints here but it’s still the same system, just not all of the grouping terms are used in both places 👍🏻
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Just love this guy. If feeling a bit down he just makes me laugh and all's ok with the world. Thanks Kevin.
I could honestly listen to Kevin for ages 😂 his accents are always amazing too tbh, he’s one of my fave to see on a panel show and his stand ups are always so good. It’s interesting some people can’t understand his accent which I get, once you learn what certain vowels sound like you pick it up quickly. I grew up with lots of different accents around me so I had to basically teach my boyfriend how to understand them 😂 if you can understand a deep southern American accent you can get this I promise!
For some of us English is a second language and Kevin’s accent is a bit different to what we heard at school or in Hollywood films.
" A drank the f**king lot mate " lmao
Kevin Bridges a fööökin legend
I've watched this a few times now. I tend to put KB on sometimes and just settle back for a good laugh. Not only therapeutic; at my age, a good belly-laugh is good exercise!
I don't often quote people's lines on UA-cam. They say them better 😉. But the ".....& you're on my case for fruit" bit rendered me inarticulate and even wheezing for a while.
I'd love to see "our Kev" in concert, but I think I ought to make friends with a couple of nurses and some burly St John's ambulance folk to accompany me to the gig...
Love him!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍Hilarious!!😃😂😄😅
One of the funniest people alive.😂
Johnnys onion rings & pickled onion are the boys like 😂😂
He makes me feel so homesick!
You gotta love some FRT in the morning 🥰
I reckon if you did some psychedelics with Kevin you might die of laughter
The first time I watched Dr Strangelove I was doing acid, nothing has been as funny since.
Mate that would be ace
I come close enough to passing on happily without acid, this man makes me howl with, as Billy Connolly said: "farty laughter".
BC, in his time, and KB, these days, totally crack me up... There are many great stand-up comics, but these two not only stand up, but stand out
Like many people, I can be mildly entertained and amused by some great comedians' offerings.
But one or two just get you right in the gut straight from the start.
My very religious mother, who hates swearwords, sent me a DVD of Kevin Bridges about 5 years ago now. Little did she know.... Obviously she never watched the DVD, because if she had, I would never have received it (I live in Spain, so he's not an everyday name). God moves in mysterious ways...
Sorry for going on and on and on...
As a gymbro this is amazing
I’m honestly 45 year old male who is currently 9.5 stone, I suffer with extreme depression, anxiety and insomnia not to mention mobility problems and thought I would try the gym as instructed by the OT. I completely felt underwhelmed and embarrassed when I attended my local gyms! It really is a an intimidating environment for thin people.
Get some dumbells and a bench and train at home bud,best thing I've ever done for myself
How did ye get on mate I'm exactly the same as you an I really want Tae start.
@@nikkiearljust realise that no one is actually looking at you. Most people in gyms appreciate the fact others are making the effort to help themselves, physically and mentally. None of us went in to the gym jacked and massive, we all have to start somewhere..
Get on it man. Just try not to compare yourself to anyone else. It's just you and your goals
@@Soul_of_a_Robot cheers for takin time to reply appreciate it.🤓✌️🏴
@@nikkiearl I actually started for 4 weeks then took steroids to bulk. I try to go into the gym about 3am when it’s not to busy. I go to Pure Gym. I also got myself Zinc and Vitamin C capsules which add to your food intake. Seriously tho I’m not trying to look perfect so I’m just eating until I literally can’t eat no more. Also taking high calorie and protein shakes. Good luck pal..
Yeah Kevin makes me lmao 🤣 when your feeling depressed with the world this man cheers you up ❤
Oh, and I HAVE had avocado on toast! 😂e😂
It cracks me up when people say they don't understand him because of his strong Scottish accent 🤣 it is probably the reason why he has not been taken down by the 'woke folk' Love him personally 🤣
Genius
I snorted a couple lines of quin-o-AHH!
I lost a bunch of weighr once and a bloke said "I havent seen you in a while, have you been ill?"
Think thats the popite version of "have you got aids" 😅
everyone is laughing so I know he must be funny - even the subtitles can't understand what he's saying.🤣
Deary me!
🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant Kev. Hail Hail 🍀🇮🇪
I had avocado toast for breakfast followed by what was left of last night's curry rice, bombayy potatoes chapati and onion bhagee them a litre of ice cream. On my way to work I went inGregg's two sausage rolls and foucaramel donuts for my morning break, trouble was I ate them before I got to work so I had to have beans on toast with grated cheese. Funny thing I never go above 12 stone (168 lbs).luck of the draw I suppose
N
Did ye aye!
😂😂😂😂😂😂🍔🍟🍕🍦🍫
Funny as f××k
0:40 I used to do ten-mile walks. Over winter, I did them in a waterproof coat that didn't breathe so well. Halfway, I'd always go to Mc-Ds for the cheap coffee. One week, it was full, so I had to sit on the middle table ON my waterproof coat (I had nowhere to hang it). At the communal table. A bunch of kids came in, fannying around looking for places to sit, some sat opposite me, some next to me. There was a seat at the end free. Being the kind of guy who thought they should all sit together, I got up, took the spare seat at the end and directed the last one to mine in the middle.
The problem was it was full of SWEAT.
There was a pool of it. After the eternity of sniggers, it turned out they were all Christianity-hostage kids who hated religion and wanted to know about my antitheistic novel, #ZenAndTheArtOfSavingLifeOnEarth once they started talking to me. We soon got over my faux pas.
I didn't see the pool (and therefore think of 'wiping it') until I was sat down in my new seat and the kids were sniggering. (None took my vacated seat in in the end iirc.)
Aye that was fucking weird@ShipWindow
A Sottsman eating fruit for breakfast? Hewas probably a bit sceptical
I'm in my seventies and I've never been above 12 and a half stone I've got the same sort of diet as Kevin :ice cream followed by the remains of last night's curry on toast for breakfast followed by a full English breakfast about ten AM pie and massage for lunch fish and chips for tea pizza for supper and a two litre tub of ice cream plus around eight pints of lager I just don't put on weight I've tried lifting weights it just burnt up more calories a guy at the gym told me that if I wanted to bulk up I would have to double or treble my calorie intake;I'd need to take out a mortgage to do that so I've just got to accept the fact that I'm skinny so what?
You talk some amount of shite for the one guy.
He is Different class
A Glsswegian telling a trainer that he had about a bowl of fruit for breakfast and being believed yeah sure
Uh that was the joke. He literally said “I’ll say something that I never had for breakfast”
He might as well be speaking Swahili. I can't understand a f'n wore he's saying.
You were not meant to
He is😂😂😂
That sounds like a you problem.
He used to be funny
For other Americans 1 stone = 14 lbs…what a silly measurement lol
It’s the same imperial system that you use in the states except it’s a grouping term that you guys don’t use.
Just like we don’t say quart in the UK, we just say 2 pints here but it’s still the same system, just not all of the grouping terms are used in both places 👍🏻
Take it easy on that accent bro 😂
What is this, an ancient extinct language?
This is scotland
You know groundskeeper willie from the Simpsons thats us
Funny as a fire in an orphanage
The stadium full of laughing ppl disagree.
So... Very?
@@laestrella9727 nahhh 🤣
He’s superb what you on about
You can bet your life he is funnier than you