He describes me in this. Absolutly knackered all day from the minute I wake up. It gets to about 10pm and I suddenly feel wide awake. I think it's my bodies defence mechanism trying to keep me awake because it knows as soon as I go to sleep it will feel like a few seconds has gone by and I have to get up and go to work which just crushes my soul everday.
Thats the „revenge sleep procrastinstion“. It occurs mostly when people don’t have a lot of Time of the day for themselves, so they spend some unproductive time at night, Ehen they really need to sleep.
Glad I am not the only one. Wait until midnight to be sure I am ready to sleep. The minute my head hits the pillow I start to think of reasons to get back up.
COMEDY GENIUS. No other words can describe this man. I was fully reclined, enjoying the comedy, (quite sloshed), & it got to the Turkey section. I was laughing n crying so much, that my throat was hurting. Had to sit up straight, whilst I contemplated calling an ambulance. 😂 Thankfully, all came good. 😂 COMEDY GENIUS.
That inner voice we all have, the asshole with all the questions and I-told-you-so's....that voice gets drowned out by the laptop and tv and entertainment. That's why we can't sleep when the noise is gone. Actually, that bastard talks ALL DAY too, but the beautiful noise of panic, making a living, looking for sex and food, hunting for lost keys, getting the lawn done and all that all screams right over that voice!
The Euro currency started on Tuesday 1 January 2002. I flew from Glasgow to Frankfurt, arriving New Years Eve, i was there. Shops made a killing on the conversion - they rounded all the prices up. If it was 2,40 from D Marks to Euros, it became €3,00 etc.
Kev just edges into my top comedian position after 35 years of watching standup, this one has broken through. How you made me laugh on a day like today is bloody miracle.
Adie pronounced like the letters AD would have sounded better, as it has more of a chummy sound to it, like calling someone with the name Alistair, Ally.
With some assumptions about population size throughout human history, we can get a rough idea of this number: About 117 billion members of our species have ever been born on Earth.
I kneaded this today, thanks.
Yeh, some wholemeal comedy right there
I grained a lot from this
I could barley contain myself
Gave me a toasty feeling inside.
proven comedy
Hands down the best ‘doom scrolling’ description!
He describes me in this. Absolutly knackered all day from the minute I wake up. It gets to about 10pm and I suddenly feel wide awake. I think it's my bodies defence mechanism trying to keep me awake because it knows as soon as I go to sleep it will feel like a few seconds has gone by and I have to get up and go to work which just crushes my soul everday.
I would check if you have ADHD. It's way more varied and complex than the stereotypical hyper kid at school.
you are not alone. I tend to get a second wind just as I want to go to bed.
Came to watch comedy and got your life story 🤔 tell a doctor not the Internet 🤦
Thats the „revenge sleep procrastinstion“. It occurs mostly when people don’t have a lot of Time of the day for themselves, so they spend some unproductive time at night, Ehen they really need to sleep.
cannabis oil 8-10 hours every night
Just turned a crap day into a needed laugh.. thanks from beautiful Tasmania Australia 🇦🇺 big boy
This man is comedy genius! Thank you Kev, you have brought us so many hard laughs!
Glad I am not the only one. Wait until midnight to be sure I am ready to sleep. The minute my head hits the pillow I start to think of reasons to get back up.
"Stor-um the cockpet" lmao
Funnily enough the reason he pronounces it like that is an attempt to help people understand him🤣
This is too relatable 😂
COMEDY GENIUS.
No other words can describe this man. I was fully reclined, enjoying the comedy, (quite sloshed), & it got to the Turkey section. I was laughing n crying so much, that my throat was hurting. Had to sit up straight, whilst I contemplated calling an ambulance.
😂 Thankfully, all came good. 😂
COMEDY GENIUS.
I bloody love Kev.I.N, he’s hilarious 😂
"the picture of self confidence" 🤣🤣💀
I could listen to him talk 24/7!!! ❤❤❤
Just now all i need is Kevin🎉For the rest of the EVENING... night😂🎉❤
I rely on you Kev.IN to keep me sane in this screwed world 😂no pressure 😂thanks.❤
I am so unbelievably happy to understand him
Aw just brilliant. He nails it everytime ❤😂
I don't understand why Kevin doesn't have more subscribers. I also don't understand Kevin (without subtitles) 😂❤
Simply THE best!
I think this is me every night, creating alternative histories. 🤣🤣🤣
Why bother, the cookie has already crumbled a certain way...
Absolutely brilliant as ever!
Ffs, watch this just before bed, and now I'm heading down the rabbit hole 🙄 Cheers, Kev.
0:44 The quack was on point😂
Research that anybody is free to con-duck-t
that jumping phone in the corner killed me on the spot XD
We're all in this together. We're all the same. We're all one.
LMFAO @ 'always a great question..'
Its 330am. My kids woke me up at 130am. Work is going to be a blast today.
Fucking hell , just had a major laughing attack . What a class bloke.
Thanks!
How the flip has Kev only got 143k followers?! Keep building it Kev, they will come! Luv ya bro!
Thanks Kevin, now i can start my day! Brilliant 🤘
I always end up falling asleep best when I'm watching something
Cool story
@@philiplangford9123 ok
Great!! As usual from your fan in Mauritius!!
Sweet! Love to watch you be hilarious 😍🤣
Holy crap, didn't see that coming, but wow that was good!
Top class 😂😂😂👏👏👏👍
😂😂😂🤣😭
'kin' BRILLIANT
Absolute Legend! :) ❤
That inner voice we all have, the asshole with all the questions and I-told-you-so's....that voice gets drowned out by the laptop and tv and entertainment. That's why we can't sleep when the noise is gone.
Actually, that bastard talks ALL DAY too, but the beautiful noise of panic, making a living, looking for sex and food, hunting for lost keys, getting the lawn done and all that all screams right over that voice!
Ironically, it's the inner voice that we shouldn't be supressing! Once we get past the train of thoughts...
Absolute master.
P.S. protein extremists drive me crazy too.
Most excellent .
The Euro currency started on Tuesday 1 January 2002. I flew from Glasgow to Frankfurt, arriving New Years Eve, i was there.
Shops made a killing on the conversion - they rounded all the prices up. If it was 2,40 from D Marks to Euros, it became €3,00 etc.
Brilliant, from KEV I N we can all relate to this lol 🤣🤣
Its 108 billion by the way
I'm on that bit as I pull up the comments to write something 😷
So, 107.999999999... billion roasters, then.
@@sidsuspicious The vast majority of the 108 billion would have been children or babies at death. If we want to put a joyful spin on it.
Ey only up until recently also in the grand scheme of things
Look at the size of that cats wully 😂😂
Brilliant as ever.
That's it folks, the first comedian to successfully make funny Hitler jokes. The master has signed off on the work lol.
Kevin is good, but you ought to hear German comedians, they have been making Hitler jokes for a loooong time.
@@alicemilne1444 ha what kinda stuff do they say? Or do you have a name maybe because I'd like to hear that
His were funny but they were far from the first funny Hitler jokes
Fantastic.......
If the voices in his head were communicating with the ones in mine, we would never ever sleep again 😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂 bloody brilliant
greggs ham and cheese baguette is elite especially when toasted
Makes a change as Greggs food is normally cold!!
@@neilanderson841
“Naw, hen, they’re no hot noo. Luke wahrm. That awright?”
I know exactly that feeling about the thoughts why do they seem worse at night.
He is brilliant 😂
Brilliant
Brilliant 😂
Classic!
Oh, for fuck sake! I forgot the time I put the pizza in the oven.
'kin brilliant, by the way! ;-)
Kevin needs to use the sleep timer functionality on his telly.
The bloody phone thing. It’s true.
Excellent
Poooooottt dooooooon the fonnneeee kevvvv 😂😂
Very funny Kev.
Hilarious 😂
Kev just edges into my top comedian position after 35 years of watching standup, this one has broken through.
How you made me laugh on a day like today is bloody miracle.
FFS Dolf 😂😂😂😂😂
Snap!! Im absolutey Rollin mate!! #dolf!! 😂😂😂😂😃
Adie pronounced like the letters AD would have sounded better, as it has more of a chummy sound to it, like calling someone with the name Alistair, Ally.
117 billion, Kev 😂😂😂
Gonnae get myself a wee bedside baguette ,made at home with everything extra on it no takeaways
Quality 😂
It’s 4.15am. I am leaving a comment, says it all really. I can relate.😂
So just to confirm everyone has the panics at night about the fact you’re going to die and we don’t know what happens. It’s not just me?
Fukin brilliant mate fukin brilliant 👏
Kev gets younger as he gets older
Kev, you're ace mate. You're defo brill mate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pure dead brulliant 😂
Describes me to a tee! 😅
My local Baker had brown smelly fingers, he kneaded a poo.
Aye he's gid
If i want to drop off quickly i just put a kevin bridges video on.
Fucking brilliant!
😅 git ridda that tache, yer creepin' e burdz!🤣 ..... breid baguettes cures all insanity Kev maist def!🤪🏴
😂😂😂😂 👋👋 📲📲📲 kev i know the answer bro kev 👋👋👋👋👋 come over we'll make a fkin night of it me and you kev..... i cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"FFS Dolf!" 😂
Best Hitler bit I've heard😅
Kev. I. N. Is a absolute legend m8.
With some assumptions about population size throughout human history, we can get a rough idea of this number: About 117 billion members of our species have ever been born on Earth.
117 billion have ever been. LOL ;) :)
I think night shift did this to me, 2am I'm ready for my lunch break 😂
What happened to "wee bedside haggis"?
Need new tour mate. We need a laugh Fae the best
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this guy but can’t justify the ticket prices when i can watch on you tube months later , shame because I really want a great night out 🤡😏😂
That really hurt. There should be a warning that you will have stomach cramps and pee yourself
Every man and his dog
Funny enough you ask.
About 117 billion people since 300,000 years have lived.
Your welcome
D’oh!
This is my mind he's describing 🤦
thank you kev i thought i was the only one
Sounds like ADHD this, kev 😂
BREADXIT!
😂😂😂