Sometimes I despair of being Scottish but listening to this makes me so proud of being a Scot. Our humour is unique and not about telling jokes but about telling stories.
@@christopherwheeler688 maybe it was one of them very popular things called 'a typo' I wouldn't get too worked up mate.......or he could have just been off his tits and typingwith his forehead, we've all been there
@@thelibraryismyhappyplace1618 did my planets while at school in the 70s... and Pluto was still an A lister. Clearly someone hasn't read the 2006 memo on Pluto's demotion. Thanks for bringing me into current reality.
Mary's virgin explanation made Joseph suspect upstairs neighbor's prick. There. Done. You're welcome, Pluto. Let's see the naysayers steal your glory now.
Having worked a number of sites, I can imagine the conversation being at least that bad. However I do think that any site would come back when he said about turning water into wine by asking why not beer.
Why should you be offended? Your god is big enough to fight it's own battles and the world still seems to be spinning since Kev.I.N told these jokes so I guess the 'big guy' isn't too bothered by it all.
‘Mary’, was twelve (12) years old when she conceived, ‘Joseph’ was 60 or 70 depending on interpretation. She was ‘given’ to Joseph’s family as part of the annual rent as Joseph’s family was Mary’s family feudal landlord, therefore thirteen (13) when she gave birth to ‘Youshia’
Perfect ....this tickled my almighty sense of humour over here this morning; a Monday morning at that! It went sailing off into the nebulous because I had something fun, something cleverly put together for our amusement and entertainment: God love you, Kevin Bridges! [season's greetings from across the great oceans]
As an Englishman I love Kev taking the piss out of my country and the fools who run it 👍😃 Does he do a different routine when he’s playing Wales, N Ireland or Ireland where he jokes about their country and those in charge?
@@boofuu3145 It is called Westminster, in the capitol of England called London. at least two thirds of the scum in the place are English doing whatever England wants when they feel like it. It is comonly called the English parliament by most English and the politicians in it. It is logically and factually the ENGLISH parliament. THAT is why it can never be made the ENGLISH parliament. It is impossible to make the same thing twice.
Greatly presented - very funny I guess the others on the building site couldnt rush home during lunch break to tell their wives about crazeee Mary... as they also had to wait for their wives to get home from junior high school too.
Love this one, Kevin! It's always funnier when someone just calls a spade a spade and doesn't care about the candy-coated absurdity. PS: Your accent broke UA-cam's closed captions! Hahahahah!!!
I love Kevin Bridges and this is a great routine. I'm sure he wouldn't mind me pointing out that at least some of the inspiration must have come from 'The Crucifixion' by Billy Connolly from 1974.
This might be one of the smartest and funniest jokes ever told. Kevin Bridges. You're an absolute fucking legend. There's something in that Glaswegian water.
@@Firedog-ny3cq I hope Scotland stay in the UK. They are just the best, hard working salt of the earth people. With the greatest sense of humour. It would be like your favourite, funny as fuck uncle dying in front of you to a bear mauling. A great single malt to try. "The Singleton" cracking sip.
These extraordinarily badly written, made up fantasy tales that don't even agree with each other on major points of the stories. It's incredible that there are still so many believers in this day and age. Cheers.
I find this so funny, I reconnected with God whilst in prison, wish they played this in chapel on a Sunday, would of went down a treat. The very fact Kevin says that he hopes its true gives use all hope, Joe Rogen saying that the concept of Jesus is an amazing Story is also lifting. Rimmer always knew there was a Silcon Heaven {Red DeWarf}. Faith Paslm 3.
Yeah, it would nice if it was all true. But then again, it would be nice if I suddenly inherited £50m and married Ana de Armas, but I’m not holding my breath.
That's a new and original take on the virgin birth story. It seems so ripe for comedy, yet I've never seen it presented in this way before. lol I really hope he stretches that routine out beyond this meagre clip, so much so I'm now going to seek out & watch the entire thing! 😁 Job done, Kev! Not only a great ad for your video, but I've now subscribed to your UA-cam channel and intend to follow you on twitter, if I don't already! lol* *I probably do, tbh! 😁
I'm absolutely scunnered was meant go see him in November there daughter got tickets Xmas last year . I couldn't go had let daughter n her pal go see him .. il be there next time but defo .. pride of Glasgow. Our very own kev.i.n bridges absolute legend.. and good TIM LOL HAILHAIL
@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 spot on mate, pretending to be edgy but actually on safe ground. Although I did laugh. If there was such a thing as Christian fundamentalists here ,he wouldn’t have opened his mouth.
We know with some degree of accuracy when “John the Baptist” was born, thus from that fact We can deductively reason that Jesus was actually born in late September.
@@sandormccann2546 well have you actually put research in the subject? I expect someone like you to look into Jesus and Christianity and then say you don’t believe he existed. And I don’t think you believe the Bible either. Also correction: in Christianity, Jesus IS god, not just a demigod. He is God(father) brought into human flesh(son). Meaning they including the Holy Spirit make up the same god. If you want to slander the religion get your facts straight, buddy.
@@Oilipsy Yes, I have done the research. I was a christian for over thirty years and then realised that some of the most horrific atrocities ever perpetrated by humans were committed by religious zealots who believed that they were committing those vile crimes in the name of god. I could not reconcile the torture, enslavement and mass murder of totally innocent people by the servants of a good god. I could not rationalise how a good, caring and loving god could permit his servants, (or any people for that matter), to commit atrocities in his name. It made no sense. I started researching how this could be and found that other researchers had beaten me to the punch. My problem is fairly easily solved if no god exists. It was then that I found out that there is an entire body of study that has proved that the bible is a work of fiction. There is no evidence for the fantastic stories contained in those books. There is no archaeological evidence for any of the stories in the old testament and none at all for the fantasies in the new testament either. Not a single word was written by or about the Jesus character during the time period when he was supposed to have been alive. The first writings to mention him are the letters of Paul, who didn't mention a mortal man at all, merely a spirit. He never met the Jesus character and wrote about the spirit about 25 years after the supposed execution of the Jesus guy. The next writings were those found in the four synoptic gospels. those falsely attributed to the disciples Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. All four of those gospels are totally anonymous. Scholars have absolutely no idea who wrote them at all. It is difficult to slander something that is totally based upon lies, deceit and profound misunderstandings. Of course he is portrayed as a demigod, half god and half human. Your idiotic zombie rabbi death cult has addled your brain. The Jesus character is the epitome of a demi-god and he is just as fake as all the other demi-gods scattered throughout human mythology.
YAWWWN, Comedy has to be relevant to the understanding of the audience. Why the fk would He make the jokes about a religion the audience barely understands? Also, He is a comedian, not a preacher or political commentator .
@@manu-tonyo9654 Good cop out! That's how you chicken out of a conversation. The reality is! He said something about Islam.. he'd be hunted! Plain and simple! They donot tolerate bullshit about Islam! God on them I say!
We know he's not poking fun at any Islamic beliefs here. Just like every other supposedly irreverent comedian or rebellious musician who will go to town on Christianity, he daren't go anywhere near a certain other religion with the same disrespect because he hasn't the balls. By the way, I'm not religious in any way myself.
As tedious as it is that Kevin keeps uploading the same clips from his gigs, this segment is always gas. Tied with the Friends Like Greece and Bus Stop stories
I always get lost at "to save the world from sin". The world 2000 years on went through crusades, dark ages, battles, genocides, civil wars, world wars etc. That's gods idea of ridding the world from sin? If anything things have got worse. There were no nukes or guns 2000 years ago.
To have the bridge between where our understanding stops and our belief continues is Faith. The good part is go 33 years later and the Son in Question only goes and rises from the dead after a public execution which may of had some saying "Naa naa naa that is CGI mate!" only to have onlookers of the day say " CGI! What on Gods' Green Earth is CGI" for them to say " I don't really understand it but I have faith that is what we are looking at it must be GCI no body has come back from death before!" lol Your heavenly brother Lord of the Apocalypse Charles Andrew Oyedele Ososami. With the grace and for the glory of God 1 Peace.
Only "Christmas" is made up by the Christians. The reason YULE exists is ancient, pagan and based on the winter solstice, not anything Christian. As always, they appropriate other festivals to pretend it's theirs and just like their bible, nobody bothered to erase the plot holes to at least make the lie make sense! 😂
@@LadyAxe13 it's a well know saying that pretty women get away with murder non the less we are on the 1098th day of the Apocalypse in the Revelation of God. You'll only need to click my profile to see a screenshot of the Apocalypse announcement on 11th of December 2019 3 years 1 day ago. Christmas day is the 1111th day all credit to our creator maker of the Holy Bible. When it comes to Yule Tide , I learned that the Yule log was soaked in Oil and then lit to see how long it would burn.. #Yulelog Cheers and hey plot holes well sometime it's gaps in our understanding but either way. Our intention has more volume than our action so if you feel its the right good thing to do or say then hurray! your going the right way. 1 xx Peace
@@godalmighty5331 where as I don't share your faith, it would be rude of me and unfair to castigate you for yours. I know the spiritual path if not the religious one. I understand the need to look for signs in numbers, feathers , other associated signs. However any interpretation of god by man is sure to be flawed and therefore better that you come to meet the creator in your own context than the context of others. The bible, is just a book,written by man and so distorted by man. Any attempt by man to understand the divine is like an ant attempting to contemplate the mona Lisa. However I will reflect and share with you the peace.
So many useless answers to questions not worth asking. There's a reason why even those responsible for compiling the New Testament didn't include that self-serving nonsense.
This is by far one of my favourite stand up bits. Never gets old, no matter how many times I've watched it.
So good!
Sometimes I despair of being Scottish but listening to this makes me so proud of being a Scot. Our humour is unique and not about telling jokes but about telling stories.
"Not a plasterer in Bethlehem made a penny" LMFAO
class,
Probs cos they lived in Nazareth lol
What's a plasterer
@@franklinmt3680 A person who puts plaster on walls. Back then they decorated walls too.
Epic.
Doesn't matter how many times I see this clip, I enter up crying laughing, fucking genius writing Kevin
'I END up crying..'. How the devil does 'Enter up' make sense in English?
@@christopherwheeler688 obviously a typo you pedant, get a grip mate!
@@christopherwheeler688 maybe it was one of them very popular things called 'a typo' I wouldn't get too worked up mate.......or he could have just been off his tits and typingwith his forehead, we've all been there
@@christopherwheeler688lol be quiet I’m a Christian aswell but not a single part of this was offensive go to a Ricky gevais comment section
@@christopherwheeler688lol be quiet I’m a Christian aswell but not a single part of this was offensive go to a Ricky gevais comment section
"Not a plasterer in Bethlehem made a penny out of Mary's announcement!!" Utter genius!!!
This is one of the best comedy segments I have ever seen. Well done Kev
so true
Fantastic! 😂👏👏👏
Love the way he skirts around blasphemy without it really being blasphemy. Far cleverer than straight up blasphemy!
Blasphemy 😂😂 in the age of reason
It's All truth about the sky Wizard stories made up by who exactly???
It is straight up blasphemy, ya weapon. That's what makes it funny ffs.
No such thing as blasphemy ...😊
Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Jesus was supposed to be a carpenter but couldn't pull a nail out to save his life!
😆
@@BrotherChad 🤣
Too many splinters to endure afterwards. So Jesus remained nailed.
Dude!! I was watching this and just glanced down at the comment and almost wet myself ....belter lol
😂😭
Mary's virgin explenation made joseph suspect upstairs neighbour
That's how i remember my planets
there are nine planets... you missed the "p" planet.
what is the "p" being suspected?😀
@@rob664664 Has Pluto been promoted back to planet status again?
@@thelibraryismyhappyplace1618 did my planets while at school in the 70s... and Pluto was still an A lister. Clearly someone hasn't read the 2006 memo on Pluto's demotion. Thanks for bringing me into current reality.
@@rob664664 I also learnt 9 planets back in the day. My nieces came home with new rhymes and mnemonics when the changeover happened.
Mary's virgin explanation made Joseph suspect upstairs neighbor's prick. There. Done. You're welcome, Pluto. Let's see the naysayers steal your glory now.
Having worked a number of sites, I can imagine the conversation being at least that bad. However I do think that any site would come back when he said about turning water into wine by asking why not beer.
I imagine the wine was Buckfast 😂😂😂
@@ocdmusic 😂😂😂 without a doubt!
Beer was an Egyptian thing at that time.
They would be like can you not make a Mans drink.
You're killing it Kev! Love it.
Joseph, the first simp
Pure genius. This is one of Kev's best ever.
"Joseph, I got impregnated by God"
"Didgye, aye?"....
Gold
I'm catholic and by all rights I should be well offended but that is absolute quality. I've seen it before but it always makes me laugh!
Hail hail
@@remyfriel4748 I don't know what that means but I'm sure its hilarious.
Why should you be offended? Your god is big enough to fight it's own battles and the world still seems to be spinning since Kev.I.N told these jokes so I guess the 'big guy' isn't too bothered by it all.
Totally agree 🎉❤
Somehow I don't think that either God or Jesus are/were Catholic so they won't be offended.
‘Mary’, was twelve (12) years old when she conceived, ‘Joseph’ was 60 or 70 depending on interpretation. She was ‘given’ to Joseph’s family as part of the annual rent as Joseph’s family was Mary’s family feudal landlord, therefore thirteen (13) when she gave birth to ‘Youshia’
For F...sake...this is why all religions are bullshit
Enjoy your night mate
Jesus is nothing like Mohammed
Genius writing. Right up to the line yet never over. Point made perfectly too.
Not according to the whiny God-botherers in the comments...
Perfect ....this tickled my almighty sense of humour over here this morning; a Monday morning at that! It went sailing off into the nebulous because I had something fun, something cleverly put together for our amusement and entertainment: God love you, Kevin Bridges!
[season's greetings from across the great oceans]
As an Englishman I love Kev taking the piss out of my country and the fools who run it 👍😃
Does he do a different routine when he’s playing Wales, N Ireland or Ireland where he jokes about their country and those in charge?
No one in Wales or NI are in charge of their country Nige.
@@ianmacewan9416 Or England.
Nah. We all think you're cunts 😉
@@ianmacewan9416 England only country without a parliament
@@boofuu3145 It is called Westminster, in the capitol of England called London. at least two thirds of the scum in the place are English doing whatever England wants when they feel like it. It is comonly called the English parliament by most English and the politicians in it. It is logically and factually the ENGLISH parliament. THAT is why it can never be made the ENGLISH parliament. It is impossible to make the same thing twice.
Greatly presented - very funny I guess the others on the building site couldnt rush home during lunch break to tell their wives about crazeee Mary... as they also had to wait for their wives to get home from junior high school too.
Love this one, Kevin! It's always funnier when someone just calls a spade a spade and doesn't care about the candy-coated absurdity.
PS: Your accent broke UA-cam's closed captions! Hahahahah!!!
I noticed that. You'd better be able to understand Kevin's accent, because you're not getting shit for help from the captions LOL.
@@62swampboy62 he tones it down, down south; like Billy Connelly did. His original albums needed a translator.
Yeh... looking forward to his take on Mohammed becoming a prophet.
When you get cervical cancer, it will be a punishment from God
His accent becomes a running joke with chat show hosts. Jonathan Ross always brings it up every time he is on his show specially, every single time.
Literally watched this sketch countless times and I just bloody love it... "you think that's impressive let me go find a blind c***"😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best stand up routines ever !
I love Kevin Bridges and this is a great routine. I'm sure he wouldn't mind me pointing out that at least some of the inspiration must have come from 'The Crucifixion' by Billy Connolly from 1974.
I was thinking the same thing.
Thank u for helping start the day little less heavy....this is absolutely superb
This might be one of the smartest and funniest jokes ever told.
Kevin Bridges. You're an absolute fucking legend. There's something in that Glaswegian water.
It's called Scotch Whiskey.
@@Firedog-ny3cq I hope Scotland stay in the UK. They are just the best, hard working salt of the earth people. With the greatest sense of humour. It would be like your favourite, funny as fuck uncle dying in front of you to a bear mauling.
A great single malt to try. "The Singleton" cracking sip.
@@Firedog-ny3cq I think you mean a "Botla Bucky "
Brilliant stuff. Came here to understand all the words in the hope that YT gets it's captions right, turns out it is worse.
Actually tremendous standard of quality this guy keeps up
love it ..
`Out the back making a rocking horse` :-)))))
This has to be the most brilliant segment of stand up comedy ever written and executed
It's good, but for me the "bus stop" story has the edge 😂
Look for 'The Cricifixion' by Billy Connolly. It's this on steroids.
Bus stop is the OG!
Too think we all were brainwashed by these extraordinary stories..
Good point
These extraordinarily badly written, made up fantasy tales that don't even agree with each other on major points of the stories. It's incredible that there are still so many believers in this day and age.
Cheers.
One too many o’s But ok
@@sandormccann2546 this clown was married in St Peters Patrick I would have chased him for his disgraceful and deeply disrespectful nonsense
First time I've seen this - best yet! Literally, nearly pished masen. Fkin brillyant Kevin!
Could you imagine the staying power Mary had to have to keep that story going for so long 😮
I find this so funny, I reconnected with God whilst in prison, wish they played this in chapel on a Sunday, would of went down a treat. The very fact Kevin says that he hopes its true gives use all hope, Joe Rogen saying that the concept of Jesus is an amazing Story is also lifting. Rimmer always knew there was a Silcon Heaven {Red DeWarf}. Faith Paslm 3.
Yeah, it would nice if it was all true. But then again, it would be nice if I suddenly inherited £50m and married Ana de Armas, but I’m not holding my breath.
This man allows me to go to bed with a smile.....funny as fuck
Gold!
"Ehhh, Joe! Shagger! Fkn wee Joe!!" 😂
Blasphemously beautiful. Better than anything you'd find in the Wholly Babble or the Buy Bull.
love you Kevin Bridges from New Zealand
I think the comedian whose work most has ‘actual genius’ written on it is Kevin Bridges. This is the purest humour.
That's a new and original take on the virgin birth story.
It seems so ripe for comedy, yet I've never seen it presented in this way before. lol
I really hope he stretches that routine out beyond this meagre clip, so much so I'm now going to seek out & watch the entire thing! 😁
Job done, Kev!
Not only a great ad for your video, but I've now subscribed to your UA-cam channel and intend to follow you on twitter, if I don't already! lol*
*I probably do, tbh! 😁
I'm absolutely scunnered was meant go see him in November there daughter got tickets Xmas last year . I couldn't go had let daughter n her pal go see him .. il be there next time but defo .. pride of Glasgow. Our very own kev.i.n bridges absolute legend.. and good TIM LOL HAILHAIL
This had me absolutely crying laughing last night. One of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂👏🏼
Kevin bridges and now the much missed Sean lock , best we’ve had for years I think
Big Jesus fan. That was great. Pretty much exactly what everyone would have thought then. Considered preaching???
This is one of his best.
This is hilarious, thanks for making me literally laugh out loud x
Brilliant Kev,👍 Now do one on Mohammad.
Comedians have not got the bollocks to go there. They no what will happen.
@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 spot on mate, pretending to be edgy but actually on safe ground. Although I did laugh. If there was such a thing as Christian fundamentalists here ,he wouldn’t have opened his mouth.
@@bigbird6039 Totally agree. Good that you pointed it out.
Why don't you do one on Mohammad?
@@theunionofjackbeanie2464 no.
4:57 At least Joe was a father who was actually present
Pure gold 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
We know with some degree of accuracy when “John the Baptist” was born, thus from that fact We can deductively reason that Jesus was actually born in late September.
We don't 'know' anything about Jesus. Most likely a myth or a compilation of different tales about different people.
It's all bullshit anyways.
"As shepherd's watched their flocks by night "
Enjoy this sketch while its on here....I give it a week before its removed
One of KB finest moments pure genius
A year later…..
Man I wish he would come to Texas! Or if I could see him in the UK somewhere
That joke in Texas? Do you want Kevin dead mate?
@@vishavkishore Of course not! But nah he can do that joke in the big cities lol i wouldn't recommend going anywhere else 😅
@@vishavkishoreatheist community of Austin Texas...😉😉😉
If he came out with this trash in Texas, he would be going home in a body bag
@@MB-eg3fi it's possible, but I doubt the radical christians would come to see him anyway
Fabulous 🤣🤣🤣
You, literally make my life livable, funny as fuck....thank you😅😅
Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!
Joe’s mates were thinking “she’s a slag”
In tears! Brilliant. I'm going to send this video all over the place. Thanks Mr KB.
Lived over 2000 years ago and we still talk about him like we all knew him. Quite a guy that Jesus.
Aye, pretty good going for a fictional fairy tale character right enough.
@@sandormccann2546*historical figure
@@Oilipsy There is not an iota of evidence that such a person ever existed. He is NOT an historical figure, just another mythical demi god.
@@sandormccann2546 well have you actually put research in the subject? I expect someone like you to look into Jesus and Christianity and then say you don’t believe he existed. And I don’t think you believe the Bible either.
Also correction: in Christianity, Jesus IS god, not just a demigod. He is God(father) brought into human flesh(son). Meaning they including the Holy Spirit make up the same god. If you want to slander the religion get your facts straight, buddy.
@@Oilipsy Yes, I have done the research. I was a christian for over thirty years and then realised that some of the most horrific atrocities ever perpetrated by humans were committed by religious zealots who believed that they were committing those vile crimes in the name of god. I could not reconcile the torture, enslavement and mass murder of totally innocent people by the servants of a good god. I could not rationalise how a good, caring and loving god could permit his servants, (or any people for that matter), to commit atrocities in his name. It made no sense.
I started researching how this could be and found that other researchers had beaten me to the punch. My problem is fairly easily solved if no god exists. It was then that I found out that there is an entire body of study that has proved that the bible is a work of fiction. There is no evidence for the fantastic stories contained in those books.
There is no archaeological evidence for any of the stories in the old testament and none at all for the fantasies in the new testament either.
Not a single word was written by or about the Jesus character during the time period when he was supposed to have been alive. The first writings to mention him are the letters of Paul, who didn't mention a mortal man at all, merely a spirit. He never met the Jesus character and wrote about the spirit about 25 years after the supposed execution of the Jesus guy.
The next writings were those found in the four synoptic gospels. those falsely attributed to the disciples Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. All four of those gospels are totally anonymous. Scholars have absolutely no idea who wrote them at all.
It is difficult to slander something that is totally based upon lies, deceit and profound misunderstandings. Of course he is portrayed as a demigod, half god and half human. Your idiotic zombie rabbi death cult has addled your brain. The Jesus character is the epitome of a demi-god and he is just as fake as all the other demi-gods scattered throughout human mythology.
On the money, Mr Bridges 🙂
😂😂brilliant fs😂
Funniest bloody comedy sketch I’ve ever heard!
Great act Kevin. Now lets see you do the the same for the fella from the Horn of Arabia
YAWWWN, Comedy has to be relevant to the understanding of the audience. Why the fk would He make the jokes about a religion the audience barely understands? Also, He is a comedian, not a preacher or political commentator .
@@manu-tonyo9654 Good cop out! That's how you chicken out of a conversation. The reality is! He said something about Islam.. he'd be hunted! Plain and simple! They donot tolerate bullshit about Islam! God on them I say!
@@manu-tonyo9654 Oh everyone understands the world's most intolerant superstitious beliefs system and the quisling apologists who jump to excuse it.
Why should he? Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the virgin birth are also in the Quran, so with this sketch he's also poking fun at Islamic beliefs.
We know he's not poking fun at any Islamic beliefs here. Just like every other supposedly irreverent comedian or rebellious musician who will go to town on Christianity, he daren't go anywhere near a certain other religion with the same disrespect because he hasn't the balls. By the way, I'm not religious in any way myself.
you kill me dude !!
Just love this episode... Its hilarious😂😂😂
Merry Christmas 🎁🎄
Immaculate conception... yeah, that's why three dudes rocked up at the birth with gifts.
Actually, it was at least two years before the magi gave the three gifts. They were never there when he was a baby.
"Wee man." (Waves away the pot smoke.)
Absolutely dead 😂
Genius...sooo clever... and brilliantly presented. Did you write this material yourself? Whoever wrote it take a bow.
Obviously, he wrote it himself you g9b
He wrote it...
Jesus went to the inn with a box of nails and said to the innkeeper "can you put me up for the night".😂
Very poor taste. Have you any jokes about Mohammed?
@@renwick_ro67267 yep, he was a paedo, oh wait 🤔 that's not a joke that's the truth.
Plenty @@renwick_ro67267
Fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was the ........ "Ejaculate Conception" ????????
3:58 and 4:31 killed me and never fail to make me laugh 😂
What a F&#@ing star!!!
As tedious as it is that Kevin keeps uploading the same clips from his gigs, this segment is always gas. Tied with the Friends Like Greece and Bus Stop stories
Wee hoose rice completes the set
Wee Mental Davy. Apprentice joiner. Father of six.
Why is the guy from Westlife doing comedy and what language is that?
I always get lost at "to save the world from sin". The world 2000 years on went through crusades, dark ages, battles, genocides, civil wars, world wars etc. That's gods idea of ridding the world from sin? If anything things have got worse. There were no nukes or guns 2000 years ago.
This is how 16 years old boy for Glasgow looks. 🤣
I bet Jesus was on that cross thinking Joe wouldn't have asked him to die for anyone's sins.
Come on we find a blind cnt watch this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A god sized green hat 😂😂😂 on which 10000 alpacas tap dance...
Jesus walked into a hotel, slapped a bunch of nails on the reception counter and said “can you put me up for the night”
In very poor taste. Have you any Mohammed jokes?
I love that he sounds exactly like beggby from trainspotting telling this story
I don't believe Jesus was ever a Carpenter.
I have listened to ALL their tracks, and he wasn't on even one of them!
They didn't give him producer credits for contractual reasons.
Sam Kinnison called - wants his bit back.
Quality 😝🍻
This guy is so clever.
Baaaah haah ha! So good 👌🏻 My favourite kind of Christmas content, taking the piss out of the reason for it's existence
⛪🖕🏻😂
To have the bridge between where our understanding stops and our belief continues is Faith. The good part is go 33 years later and the Son in Question only goes and rises from the dead after a public execution which may of had some saying "Naa naa naa that is CGI mate!" only to have onlookers of the day say " CGI! What on Gods' Green Earth is CGI" for them to say " I don't really understand it but I have faith that is what we are looking at it must be GCI no body has come back from death before!"
lol
Your heavenly brother Lord of the Apocalypse Charles Andrew Oyedele Ososami.
With the grace and for the glory of God
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Peace.
Only "Christmas" is made up by the Christians. The reason YULE exists is ancient, pagan and based on the winter solstice, not anything Christian. As always, they appropriate other festivals to pretend it's theirs and just like their bible, nobody bothered to erase the plot holes to at least make the lie make sense! 😂
@@godalmighty5331 psycho patter
@@LadyAxe13 it's a well know saying that pretty women get away with murder non the less we are on the 1098th day of the Apocalypse in the Revelation of God. You'll only need to click my profile to see a screenshot of the Apocalypse announcement on 11th of December 2019 3 years 1 day ago. Christmas day is the 1111th day all credit to our creator maker of the Holy Bible.
When it comes to Yule Tide , I learned that the Yule log was soaked in Oil and then lit to see how long it would burn.. #Yulelog
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and hey plot holes well sometime it's gaps in our understanding but either way. Our intention has more volume than our action so if you feel its the right good thing to do or say then hurray! your going the right way.
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@@godalmighty5331 where as I don't share your faith, it would be rude of me and unfair to castigate you for yours. I know the spiritual path if not the religious one. I understand the need to look for signs in numbers, feathers , other associated signs. However any interpretation of god by man is sure to be flawed and therefore better that you come to meet the creator in your own context than the context of others. The bible, is just a book,written by man and so distorted by man. Any attempt by man to understand the divine is like an ant attempting to contemplate the mona Lisa. However I will reflect and share with you the peace.
Fucking brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This gag will never EVER not be fuckin hilarious 🤣
People say Jesus had no vices, he was a carpenter of course he had vices
Oh my god... I think I just burst a blood vessel laughing!
Kevin is so funny 😂😂
This is brilliant 😆
This needs to be made into a film 🤣
I just wonder what wacky backy they smoked in those days.😅😅
This is hilarious!!!!
Been saying this for 40 years
Read The Gospel of the Birth of Mary .. You'll get so many answers to these questions. Blessings ❤ 🙌
So many useless answers to questions not worth asking. There's a reason why even those responsible for compiling the New Testament didn't include that self-serving nonsense.