A mentally ill, schizophrenic teenager tries to survive life with his abusive mother in a world that doesn't understand or attempt to help him or his condition. Heartbreaking and very sad.
what budget...cena did it for free as a favor someone on set who worked with him in the ring or something I bet or gave his salary to war vets and kids...theres even a wwe promotion fight in the movie lol...and its pointless....its literally the biggest blatant ad ever in a movie...no effort to hid eit...
I don't think John Cena is that petty to take too big of a paycheck considering he spent a total of three days filming for all three movies (according to Lucas). He was also apparently really nice on set.
Guilherme Almeida It aged great actually, people don’t accept Freddie’s opinion on a celebrity so they bully him mercilessly, there’s not even a happy ending
So as a Brit I think IHE genuinely doesn’t understand the "camp Iwannapeepee" thing. It’s a terrible joke, yes, but it’s not JUST that it sounds like "I want to pee pee," it’s a play on how many summer camps in America are named after rivers and lakes that they’re near that have long Native American names, so you’ll get stuff like Lake Winnipesauke (which is New Hampshire and It’s utterly beautiful) which is the Abenaki name for "smile of the great spirit." So the long name "iwannapeepee" is making fun of traditionally long Native American names. Which also makes the joke kind of... racist? Depending on how you look at it, too.
I wouldn’t call it racist, I think it’s making fun of the names themselves, not the fact their Native American. If you make fun of how Luxembourg is named, you aren’t being racist towards the person of whatever ethnicity coined the name, you’re just making fun of the name itself.
"imagine Fred in a different tone, he's a creepy outcast that no one likes , talks to people who arent there..." *WHOLLY SHT FRED IS REALLY THE PREQUEL TO JOKER 2019*
@@Sigmasigmamogg yes wholly cause I don't believe in holy shit but I know for a fact wholly shit exist. And prequel so what the "l" and the "e" are switched.. big deal ... Well I mean it must be a big deal to you since your life is that pathetic
that bit genuinely made me so uncomfortable when i first watched it 4 years ago. i still think of it sometimes. it’s one of my core memories now. i hate it
The unrated versions have Fred stalking Judy, and after he gets rejected he decides to shoot up a school because of some vivid hallucinations he has been having. The years of abuse from his mother and lack of a father have caused his mind to crumble to the point that he begins having delusions and even more hallucinations, and now he can't tell what's real or fake anymore. After disposing of the bodies at school, Fred decides to escape by going to a camp for kids so he can blend in. His bloodlust cannot be quelled, however, and he starts to silently slaughter all of the campers while blaming the counselors. The police catch on, and Fred is caught by a SWAT team trying to make a run for it. Despite Fred being caught, he is shot down by the squad. Turns out, his mother paid off some corrupt officers into hunting her deranged son down to kill him so she doesn't have to put up with him anymore. Fred's body is disposed of in the camp's food with the hope that he wouldn't be found for at least a few days before the kill team could return to Mrs. Figglehorn and tell her of their success. To their dismay, the chefs at camp have to serve more food than normal due to some girl who gorges all the time. She finds a finger of Fred in her food and finds that she loves the taste of human flesh, and the movie concludes with her picking up the mantle of the camp murderer, except now there is a hunger for flesh as well as the lust for blood.
Alright I know I’m gonna get r/wooooshed but I don’t care. It was actually called “Night Of The Living Fred” because it involved one of Fred’s teachers being a vampire. Hence why it sounds like Night Of The Living Dead.
And also Spongebob (at least in the beginning) was helmed and written by intelligent people who wanted to make genuinely entertaining comedy. And it shows.
Meanwhile Fred is like the episode where Spongebob manages to rip out Squidward's toenail in graphic detail. I think it was the first episode of season six, if anyone thinks I'm making that up.
Imagine a super dark gritty Fred movie focus on him and his abusive mother and him trying to forget it by creating UA-cam videos to escape the pain of his life
wait... if fred zoomed in on the house and saw a grown man, presumably judy's dad living there, and its later revealed that that guy is also fred's dad, does that mean that fred and judy are half siblings?
Shannon Dougherty Or the whole movie was a hallucination like everything else. Judy was in place of Fred's father in his thoughts so when we finally come back into reality we're gonna see Fred being molested by his father.
Shannon Dougherty Google maps wouldn't have a picture of the person that lives there now because Google maps dosent update it's street view every week.
Shannon Dougherty actually I think in the movie it says that was the old owner i think. I had a fever when I watched the movie so some things I remember might of been a fever dream
Great spinoff ideas so far, here's some more for the sake of the Lucas' 401k: Live and let *Fred* Eat, pray, *Fred* *Fred* and the Furious *Fred* with benefits Snakes on a *Fred*
I don't dislike Ralph, but ironically (though not intentionally, I think) his humour here is Fred-level. So quoting Ralph himself: "Comedy is not subjective, what makes you laugh is subjective. You can laugh at farts, but you can't call it a clever joke." I could say the same about the condom joke. And the uncle story has most predictable outcome while dragging on forever. I guess that's the joke? Note that these jokes are easy for 2 reasons: they require no creativity at all and easy to defend by saying you don't like it only because it's offensive. offensive and funny are not mutually exclusive _or_ inclusive.
Fred Figglehorn was a franchise that was so bad that it made Fred Figglehorn undeserving of a girlfriend as possible by just being so much of an ear rapist with his voice and whiny character as well as making sure he failed on trying to get a girlfriend (which is Judy with an English accent in Fred: The Movie).
Something about how Ralph tells the story about his uncle... I am almost convinced it's just acting. But a small shred of me thinks: "Ralph, Did this really happen? Are you OK?"
Kids being raped by family members being "suuuuper funny lolz" is exactly the kind of unoriginal crap this channel usually makes fun of, so I kept waiting for the punch line to be something unexpected and actually funny. It was disappointing.
@@PutRandomNameHere I know. I found it ironic since in the same video they just said Fred's jokes aren't funny because there's no punchline and it starts out good but goes on too long and then he goes on to do that. I was expecting him to act like something traumatic actually happened then replace a sexual act with something absurd, but no he just described an in-depth case of child molestation as if he's pressing charges in court and it was just awkward. Was the slow zooming in supposed to make it funny?
Fred 4: End of Emptiness (Fred can no longer tolerate being constantly looked down on, and being deemed crazy. He kills his mom, and Kevin. He attempts to shoot up his school when arrested he commits suicide. He sees his fake father only before death. He's relieved to see him again, and holds the belief that one person cared about him, and dies with some false happiness.
Imagine the fred movie but written in a way that makes sense with the same basic plot. A stalker, outcast, loner that is obsessed with this girl. Set up almost in the way don't hug me I'm scared videos are, everything seems normal at first and then slowly goes from a little off to disturbing. With out the overly stupid screaming and ridiculous overly stereotypical character. With little bits of really dark humour. Good acting. Great story. Something that's actually worth watching. I'd pay a good bit of money to see that
It's been a long time in the making, but it's finally here. And yes, they're just as bad as you anticipated. Also it's kind of neat that I beat my previous record for longest video with this one! Make sure you like and share with your friends because that's the best way of building an audience on UA-cam now.
The movies could be good if it was just fred getting hurt the whole time. Hi its me fred! ( gets shot in the eye) Ow! Oh my gammet! My eye! (Gets kicked in the crotch) Ouch. My gammet parts! ( falls down stairs) owwwwwww!!! My body!
For some reason, this started playing as I was drifting off into sleep, and the sounds of terror infused with my dream to become a feverish half-awake nightmare of sorts emanating from the floor. I opened the laptop to reveal Ralph Sepe. I don't understand what happened.
@@eddiedingle767 you came back months later to make some kind of comeback not realizing that what I said was a joke. It's quite obvious really. So go back to Reddit.
@@royalfoil5413 did you thumbs up your own comment? Cute. You respond within minutes to an, admittedly, dead comment, and already have a "Thumbs up". Dawww. But call me out for not getting your "joke"
@@eddiedingle767 well guess what, we both fucked up. You fucked up by responding to an old comment, I fucked up by responding. Also I never liked my own comments.
I feel like the actor who played Kevin just knew every movie was going to be a piece of shit so he decided "fuck it, i'm gonna have fun with this even if nobody else is"
One interesting thing I noticed about Lucas Cruikshank was that he came out of the closet after he stopped doing Fred. So I wonder if the Fred character was a way for Lucas Cruikshank to cope with the fact that he's gay. By coping I mean he was ether using Fred as a way to deny that he's gay or avoid growing up.
If I remember (I did watch the Fred videos, once, back in like 2008 or whenever), he was always alone. There was never any other person around, it was just him in his backyard or living room or whatever. It makes me wonder if he had anyone to hang out with, and if not, then that sort of explains why the character of Fred was so ridiculous and over the top and screamed so much. If he had to stay in the closet that whole time, on top of having nobody around... then yeah, that character would certainly have been his coping method.
I mean,this Fred literally sums up a ton of "used-to-be-famous-UA-cam-channels"-Starting out in some weird shady place in the late 2000s,gets famous,made some movies,movie sucks,then the channel died out due to change of cast and overused "jokes" A true predecessor isn't it.
I liked the Fred on iCarly special because they specifically separated the character from the person playing the character. And also because it, in retrospect, basically predicted the idea of youtubers getting into fake-ish/artificially prolonged spats to drive up views.
That episode is really hated though. Lucas never let the other characters in on the joke, so he just allowed all his fans to relentlessly bully and assault Freddie to the point where he was FORCED to say "yes I like your videos!" just to make them stop. It's needlessly cruel and unfunny. They won't simply let Freddie have his own differing opinion. When real UA-camrs do fake feuds for the views, they have to BOTH be in on the gag or else it comes off as cyber bullying to constantly be attacking another channel. That's what that episode gets so wrong.
I was so curious about the guy who plays Kevin (the bully) in these movies, and he's like... an actual actor and he's very committed to playing whatever role he gets. He's a working man and a professional. His name is Jake Weary, and believe it or not he is actually in some things now. He is 4th top billed on a TNT show called "Animal Kingdom" which is a crime drama, and he was in "It Follows" which is a great movie, and fucking Kevin from Fred The Movie is in it, I just find that really amusing. I hope this guy gets more work solely on the fact that he's in the fucking Fred Trilogy, and he seems to be a pretty decent actor.
I’m really late but in one of Lucas’s videos (the guy who played Fred) he said that the actor who played Kevin was not happy about the movies/tv show, but he clearly stayed committed regardless, so props.
For some reason as a kid I liked the trilogy and it’s sadly nostalgic. Like I know it’s fucking garbage but I have a soft spot for it because of my own stupidity
I remember getting legitimately upset because my step dad deleted Fred 2: night of the living Fred off the DVR from the original premier. Yeah I was a stupid kid
The Fred movie series could've taken an "American Psycho" style plot where Fred is like a schizophrenic criminal who stalks this Judy character. I feel like it'd be amazing to have a movie based off a psycho who perceives his voice as annoying and imagines crap because of his shitty life as a bullied and abused kid that's driven him to some criminal life where he murders a party full of everyone he hates.
So rewatching this as I do every year it seems I just realized that there is one single line that has been festering away in the back of my head about why it sounds so wrong. 27:24 "Why did he have an umbrella in the day time?" ....... Who wrote this line... Do they know what umbrellas are actually used for? Do they think they're for protection from the dark? Just... Alright fine.
The first people who invented umbrellas invented them to shield from the sun, it has a dual purpose to shield from the sun. If you were to spend lots of time outside what product do you use to shield from the sun? You'd need a big hat to achieve the same effect and even then it can't cover your entire body
I think they think its used to keep you in the shade, but that's not how the sun works for almost all of the day like unless your at 12PM or 1AM the Sun will be tilted so it won't do anything.
@@_vallee_5190 yeah... like you said you tilt it. Umbrellas were originally invented to keep you in the shade. Go use an umbrella in real life, see how it helps with shade
@@coletrainhetrick _u cant tilt the umbrella, dummy, or all the sun will just fall off it onto ur head anyway duh smh_ I think Vallee might be that guy shielding his eyes from the glare with his baseball cap on backwards.
Comedy Police here. At 42:52 The joke is based off a trope in American summer camps. In TV and movies they're often named based on something vaguely native american sounding. So the joke is that "Iwannapeepee" sounds vaguely native american... Already not very funny, but I love how they couldn't even trust people would get the joke if they didn't literally spell it out for them on that dude's shirt.
That's not even how that word sound would be pronounced if spelt like an native word, it's spelt like an english "I wanna peepee" It would have hit more homeward if the name was at least spelt differently from said to make it seem more like a coincidence of spelling.
Having watched most of Ralph's videos and now seeing this, I can understand why he has no patience for actors not being able to cry. That boy was tearing up.
Can you imagine if the fred movies were made by the people behind Don't hug me I'm scared? So instead the Fred movies are about a psychopathic murderer who believes he's living in a children's show about him sort of like The Last Broadcast.
A mentally ill, schizophrenic teenager tries to survive life with his abusive mother in a world that doesn't understand or attempt to help him or his condition. Heartbreaking and very sad.
rainbow_lizard haha
damn
rainbow_lizard As he attempts to stalk his crush and get bullied
You know, for kids!
That must be the reason they put in slapstick and random subplots then.
I bet they spent at least half the budget on John Cena.
Joey Blenkhorn That's probably the best part of the budget, too.
what budget...cena did it for free as a favor someone on set who worked with him in the ring or something I bet or gave his salary to war vets and kids...theres even a wwe promotion fight in the movie lol...and its pointless....its literally the biggest blatant ad ever in a movie...no effort to hid eit...
I don't think John Cena is that petty to take too big of a paycheck considering he spent a total of three days filming for all three movies (according to Lucas). He was also apparently really nice on set.
Honestly I really respect John Cena for being a genuinely good person and not just showing for the camera.
AND WE CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM
"One time, your mom and dad went to hang out, and then they started touching each other, and then you popped out."
*I need an adult.*
I am an adult
good.
Orangethorpe look up tfs for the reference
But there is no reference
k
Growing up I never knew FRED’s UA-cam channel was real, so I thought the movies were a spinoff of an iCarly character.
I remember that iCarly episode!! Everyone almost seemed to worship Fred. That episode has aged like milk
god why do i remember that
Guilherme Almeida
It aged great actually, people don’t accept Freddie’s opinion on a celebrity so they bully him mercilessly, there’s not even a happy ending
@@themysteriouscatperson9483 when you put it that way, yeah. But the stuff around Fred didnt age well, still.
didn't he have an ALF rip-off series too? on nickelodeon?
wake me up
Wake me up inside.
This makes M. Night look like Akira Kurosawa. Or worse, it makes Uwe Boll look like Steven Spielberg.
Can't wake up.
SAVE ME
YourMovieSucksDOTorg How can you type the comment if you're asleep............
I imagine if there was a 4th fred movie, it would take place in the wild wild west.
Fred Dead Redemption.
I don't think it could ever be redeemed
DONT REMIND US OF THAT
But it does have "Fred dead" in the name
LENNNYYYY
stop giving them ideas, please
I used to watch this movie all the time when I was little, and my parents hated it. I finally understand why. Sorry, mom.
And dad?
@@goofybutserious4807 The dad was John Cena.
@@austinjobst4154 No I'm asking... Nevermind 😒
@@goofybutserious4807 I'm messing with you dude.
@@goofybutserious4807 shut up you fucking troglodyte tool.
The writer of the first Fred film is now a head writer on Family Guy
Well Family Guy stopped being funny around the time this movie came out...
@@shwahgamer Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@Rye Bread no
What
It shows
John Cena jumping out of a fridge to beat his son is still one of the best things the world has every seen.
True
Tsavorite Prince he’s imaginary, crap, ur rite
Why was he even in a fridge?
Fleek Geek
Faxx
yes
I remember one time when I saw John Cena on Television, and I said, "It's Fred's dad from The Fred Movie!"
*i hate myself so much*
SCIPR Animates for shame... :p at least you learned the ways of the normal person
I Don't Like Drowning John Cena was in this movie? Huh. I guess I couldn't see him
I did that too.
Nice
It's alright. We were all a bunch of cancerous little shits at one point.
Now we're cancerous big shits.
Damn Daniel: The Movie
Damn Daniel 2: Green Eggs and Damn
Damn Daniel 3: Damn Daniel Phantom
Stephen Brown Good god, no! Don't give them more ideas.
Damn Daniel 5: Damn Vs.
Stephen Brown should have been 'Daniel Damntom'
Damn Daniel 4: Damn to the Slaughter
Damn Daniel 5 : wait we actually made 5 of these?
So as a Brit I think IHE genuinely doesn’t understand the "camp Iwannapeepee" thing. It’s a terrible joke, yes, but it’s not JUST that it sounds like "I want to pee pee," it’s a play on how many summer camps in America are named after rivers and lakes that they’re near that have long Native American names, so you’ll get stuff like Lake Winnipesauke (which is New Hampshire and It’s utterly beautiful) which is the Abenaki name for "smile of the great spirit." So the long name "iwannapeepee" is making fun of traditionally long Native American names. Which also makes the joke kind of... racist? Depending on how you look at it, too.
That just makes it so much worse...
@@fightinggamegeek9238 SOOOO much worse yep.
That seems VERY racist.
I wouldn’t call it racist, I think it’s making fun of the names themselves, not the fact their Native American. If you make fun of how Luxembourg is named, you aren’t being racist towards the person of whatever ethnicity coined the name, you’re just making fun of the name itself.
@@george4715 it's still just a low hanging fruit of a joke
"imagine Fred in a different tone, he's a creepy outcast that no one likes , talks to people who arent there..."
*WHOLLY SHT FRED IS REALLY THE PREQUEL TO JOKER 2019*
Wholly and prequle
The prequel to the prequel
@@WolfRider2002 also fred did it to himself
@@Sigmasigmamogg yes wholly cause I don't believe in holy shit but I know for a fact wholly shit exist. And prequel so what the "l" and the "e" are switched.. big deal ... Well I mean it must be a big deal to you since your life is that pathetic
societyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Ralph? As in Ralph Seppe!?! World renouned food critic and closeted homosexual Ralph!?!
ConcededHadesIV
Ralph 'Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners' Seppe!?!
RustedShutKnight Hell yeah
ConcededHadesIV And A Let's Player
And then he'll find out if there is, indeed, a ghost in the Whaley house by the name of Yankee Jim.
R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E
Dude, holy shit. The alternate description of this movie at the 13:47 mark is almost the exact plot of Joker. That’s honestly incredible.
lol I thought the exact same thing
Except joker is actually a good movie
And the second movie has him shooting up the school...
@@batman6855 you mean that werid just vampire scene
@Angelo Guerzon 😶
the acting from the "no clothes game" scene that ralph did had more talent than every single frame of acting in all the 3 fred movies combined
It was terrible and unnecessary
@@barbieoftheweekAre you referring to the movies or Ralph's acting?
@@andrewpinedo1883 both, I'm sure. Ralph is really funny but that bit was... not very good
that bit genuinely made me so uncomfortable when i first watched it 4 years ago. i still think of it sometimes. it’s one of my core memories now. i hate it
Joker (2019) was just a repurposed Fred script.
True
A loner dude who lives with his problematic mother and stalks his crush, Fred IS the Joker
@@kanyakinanti except joker is far better and not annoying
@@millerkarageanes1562 Nah
@@papayer ok not as annoying
1 hour IHE video, I had things to do today, but those can wait.
I hate dust
but can they?
Sonic is gay.
AnimationRewind why are you here exactly,don't you have undertale fans to calm down
Donald Trump, don't you have a country to run?
“Let’s play musical chairs except I’m one of the chairs” that’s the best thing I ever heard
Agreed.
I said that in therapy one time and I’m pretty sure I terrified everyone.
Smooth
Fred walked so that Joker (2019) could run
sad emoji
lol
Love that people have to say (2019) when they talk about Joker (2019) the movie
"Hey everyone to my office, we're going to play musical chairs"
"Except I'm one of the chairs"
Average_iQ I was stunned but funny is that weird
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2020: I Hate Everything: the 1st Movie
2022: I Hate Everything 2: Alex vs RalphtheMoviemaker
2024: I Hate Everything 3: Alex at Camp Durr Plant
2027: The IHE Movie 4: Cool Cat Strikes Back
uhhh its: I Hate Everything 2: Alex Vs Ralphthemoviemaker: Dawn of Justice
2030: I hate everything 5: kevsmellmyfart vs fred
IHE 5: Rise of Adum the Horse
2020: cool cat 2: Cool cat learns legal systems
The unrated versions have Fred stalking Judy, and after he gets rejected he decides to shoot up a school because of some vivid hallucinations he has been having. The years of abuse from his mother and lack of a father have caused his mind to crumble to the point that he begins having delusions and even more hallucinations, and now he can't tell what's real or fake anymore. After disposing of the bodies at school, Fred decides to escape by going to a camp for kids so he can blend in. His bloodlust cannot be quelled, however, and he starts to silently slaughter all of the campers while blaming the counselors. The police catch on, and Fred is caught by a SWAT team trying to make a run for it. Despite Fred being caught, he is shot down by the squad. Turns out, his mother paid off some corrupt officers into hunting her deranged son down to kill him so she doesn't have to put up with him anymore. Fred's body is disposed of in the camp's food with the hope that he wouldn't be found for at least a few days before the kill team could return to Mrs. Figglehorn and tell her of their success. To their dismay, the chefs at camp have to serve more food than normal due to some girl who gorges all the time. She finds a finger of Fred in her food and finds that she loves the taste of human flesh, and the movie concludes with her picking up the mantle of the camp murderer, except now there is a hunger for flesh as well as the lust for blood.
What kinda meds are you on bro?! 😂
Seeing John Cena smash that vase against the back of Fred's head made my day
I wanted that to happen the moment Fred talked.
seeing? when did you see him, all I saw was a vase flying and hitting him over the head from out nowhere
This is almost an hour long so this could technically be IHE: The Movie
chloe mcconnell Execpt half of it has Ralph in it.
IHE the movie: rise of Durr plant
IHE: Because Movie
chloe mcconnell feature films last at least 45 minutes, so technically yeah
IHE 2: GENERIC TERRIBLE SEQUEL
The second movie was called Night of the Living Fred because the whole franchise was dead, but it was somehow still walking.
like the walking dead
@@carbonreptile5437 The walking Fred*
Nas
Lol
Alright I know I’m gonna get r/wooooshed but I don’t care. It was actually called “Night Of The Living Fred” because it involved one of Fred’s teachers being a vampire. Hence why it sounds like Night Of The Living Dead.
The realization that this film could be summarized near-identically to _The Joker_ hit me like a truck recently.
except joker never got the hot goth gf.
@@user-uo8ny1kj4cwait till Harley Quinn appears.
Dumbsville reference?!
"Raiden, turn the game console off right now."
I actually live near that street corner where he grabbed that cross street sign from... It's still gone to this day.
littlelukky1 *Wow*
littlelukky1 Oh my god seriously that's amazing and horrible at the same time
Ainsley Felds
Yes
Wait, seriously?
littlelukky1 nobody dared to go back there, huh?
Rumor has it that RalphTheMovieMaker is still waiting for that paycheck
Right after Pyrocynical finishes petscop 2.
@@JeanMarceaux but right before he makes a Hunt Down the Freeman walkthrough, with IHE
@@javiermolina9558 and Keemstar
Yep
He doesn't deserve it ...
I died when I saw Ralph in this video. So happy to see you two collab.
They're basically the same person. I love it.
i would rather send Fred to Camp Crystal Lake than the Iwannapeepee
lmao
Or just send him to Auschwitz.
Oh boy I bet you can't wait for the emoji movie
i can't wait for that movie to get 1 star on imdb
***** it was really on fleek
Yeah, who cares about Blade Runner 2049? You know, looks like crap, but the emoji movie, looks like a spicy meatball 👌
CreeperSweeper Please tell me your being sarcastic
CreeperSweeper WTF is the emojii movie ? should i be scared
And also Spongebob (at least in the beginning) was helmed and written by intelligent people who wanted to make genuinely entertaining comedy. And it shows.
I've always hated that show.
Alistair Harris It insufferable now, but the first 3 seasons or so are actually kind of brilliant in a really weird way.
IAmBadatStarcraft The newest season has the old writers and creator back and it definitely shows. It's not amazing, but it's good.
Season 9 is actually pretty good as well, but the first three seasons will always be the classics.
Meanwhile Fred is like the episode where Spongebob manages to rip out Squidward's toenail in graphic detail. I think it was the first episode of season six, if anyone thinks I'm making that up.
Cool cat could never save this kid
Freedom Fries You, sir, are amazing!
Good thing he cannot because Cool Cat never saved anybody.
hey, if you keep makin jokes like that imma have to call daddy Derek to stirke your channel
actually, it seems like this is one of the few people he WOULD save. fitting the criteria for annoying, unwise, dumb.
48:55 the freeze frame and 'what the fuck is going on' nearly made me cry laughing. how did you get through all of these films my god
"Kevin is Judy's girlfriend."
well done
ThereIsA100%ChanceIWillLoseMyLifeIfThisContinues nice username
Random Username k
i don't know what's going on here but i think i like it.
ThereIsA100%ChanceIWillLoseMyLifeIfThisContinues What's the joke.
ThereIsA100%ChanceIWillLoseMyLifeIfThisContinues Maybe a backhanded joke? I have no idea.
Imagine a super dark gritty Fred movie focus on him and his abusive mother and him trying to forget it by creating UA-cam videos to escape the pain of his life
That would be better than this shit
Sounds better than these movies, and much more interesting.
Honestly sounds low-key interesting
That actually sounds great!
Raspberry Razmin the fox OWO would be actually good
wait...
if fred zoomed in on the house and saw a grown man, presumably judy's dad living there, and its later revealed that that guy is also fred's dad, does that mean that fred and judy are half siblings?
guys please fucking notice this and think about how fucked up it is. this shit is bananas
Shannon Dougherty Or the whole movie was a hallucination like everything else. Judy was in place of Fred's father in his thoughts so when we finally come back into reality we're gonna see Fred being molested by his father.
Shannon Dougherty Google maps wouldn't have a picture of the person that lives there now because Google maps dosent update it's street view every week.
Half incest
Shannon Dougherty actually I think in the movie it says that was the old owner i think. I had a fever when I watched the movie so some things I remember might of been a fever dream
Here are some new *Fred* ideas:
The walking *Fred*
*Fred* dead redemption
Dawn of the *Fred*
The woman in *Fred*
*Fred* : into the *Fred* -verse
Great spinoff ideas so far, here's some more for the sake of the Lucas' 401k:
Live and let *Fred*
Eat, pray, *Fred*
*Fred* and the Furious
*Fred* with benefits
Snakes on a *Fred*
Fred dead redemption made laugh to hard
Orange is the new Fred
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fred
As stupid as this comment is, i gotta admit
Fred: Into The Fred-Verse got a laugh out of me
2019: Logan Paul The Movie
2021: Logan Paul 2: Logan meets KSI
2023: Logan Paul 3: Suicide Forest
We already got that.
2025 The Pisser Dick Movie
Still better than emoji movie
There already exists a Logan Paul moovy. The thinnening.
FirstName LastName I’ll dislike because you’re probably right and that scared me
Fred's mom is the lady from Men in Black. Fred's dad didn't leave, he was killed by a giant space cockroach who took his skin.
A what did what 👁👄👁
@CG Phillips I'm guessing after two marriages she gave up
Can you like never speak again
@@gracekim1998 Youcan'thandlethetruth.jpg
ORION'S BELT
30:06 plot twist: the vampire from the Fred film is actually Ralph's uncle
🤣... that'd be interesting.😑
this was my first ever IHE video that I saw, what a way to be introduced to his channel.
Fred's set up in the first one is basically Joker.
Except if Joker was good, of course
@@MasoTrumoi well very few movies can live up to the absolute masterpiece that is Fred: The Movie
Yes
69th like
Acrobatoy exactly, only an uncultured dumbass would disagree, for we have a superior opinion
This video was better well written then the actually fred movies....
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All his TSFTW videos are written better than the actual movies the videos analyze.
your right
That comment was edited...?
Eshan K The same cannot be said about this comment.
Ah Fuck... I never expected to see something this awful...
It's Ralph!
Skeptic what the fuck
ikr
Armoured Skeptic hahahaHaHaHaAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAHA!!!!
Armoured Skeptic Woah! You're a moderately sized UA-camr whom I actually recognize!
Skeptic what
I think the actor who played his mom played that lady from MIB 1 who's husband was killed by that roach alien.
I've seen this video at least 8 times now and I still completely lose it every time Ralph spills the condom.
HandjesBreda SAME
S t o c k i n g
Do it on my ding dong this time.
Wait what happened in Fred’s party
That's like the dumbest and unfunniest scene in this video
"Make sure that Fred Figglehorn's little juices don't get everywhere."
-RalphTheMovieMaker
Samuel Martin I prefer the part where he talked about being forced to give his uncle a handjob!!
"Wow that's alot of fucking cum"
What?
I don't dislike Ralph, but ironically (though not intentionally, I think) his humour here is Fred-level. So quoting Ralph himself: "Comedy is not subjective, what makes you laugh is subjective. You can laugh at farts, but you can't call it a clever joke." I could say the same about the condom joke. And the uncle story has most predictable outcome while dragging on forever. I guess that's the joke?
Note that these jokes are easy for 2 reasons: they require no creativity at all and easy to defend by saying you don't like it only because it's offensive. offensive and funny are not mutually exclusive _or_ inclusive.
mental what? A REASONABLE STATEMENT? what is this insanity?
“He’s honestly pretty great”
*smashes Fred’s head with vase*
_crowd cheers_
[sniff] It's... beautiful...
@@pranavghantasala6808[intense crying] It-it's just the most beautiful t-thing I've ever seen... [sniff]
That's why he's great
“It’s beautiful, I’ve looked at this for hours”
Fred gets abused by a adult male and slammed into the ground
Happiness noise
"I've repressed that so it's totally fine." -RalphTheMovieMaker 2016
If this was Starwars, Fred would have been a Sith Lord with all that rage and anger.
ProtoMario But proto
The Hub No He Is Right About That
BUUUTTTT PROTOOOO
ProtoMario Proto you watch IHE?!
Derpy Frickin Herpies Outdated of 3016 The Hub is just making a reference to proto channel
"Fred wants a girlfriend ".
I feel like that's where the movie became incredibly dishonest.
I mean your not wrong
Fred Figglehorn was a franchise that was so bad that it made Fred Figglehorn undeserving of a girlfriend as possible by just being so much of an ear rapist with his voice and whiny character as well as making sure he failed on trying to get a girlfriend (which is Judy with an English accent in Fred: The Movie).
Doublethink This “when you realize Fred ending up being gay irl”
@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 You mean Lucas Cruikshank?! Yeah, we noticed!
Heheheeheh how to be a closeted homosexual child run around in suspenders have a Justin Bieber haircut and a whiny voice
Fred getting kicked in the face at 15:44 is probably the best part of the movie
15:45
@@god1356thank you god
The Fred Movie except every time they say Fred it gets more high pitched.
My ears bleed to death. 7.8/10 too much blood.
Caudex Do you want our ears to bleed!?
Random Hater On The Internet I wonder if anyone gets the joke ("7.8/10 too much water" was a rating of Pokemon ruby, sapphire, and emerald)
Lego Master Wasn't it omega ruby and alpha sapphire
nah ill just die instead
Is no one going to talk about how Fred is 6 years old, but in the movies he goes to Middle School?
You keep up with the Fred timeline?
bob surman Not really, it's just that Fred was alwas 6 in the movies.
Andy Garza they said at the end of the first THAT he was 15. Were you even paying attention?
And how Judy is a British chick for some reason.
He's also delusional, so anything he says can't really be taken for granted.
They made Fred / Lucas lust after a girl.. When it’s painfully obviously that Lucas is gay?
Look at the way he was staring at John Cena 😂 definitely looking for some time with daddy
@@Dastardly_Duo Cursed Comment
+@@AhmedDaUA-camr This whole trilogy is cursed!
i used to watch lucas a lot and i remember he would always say that fred had a crush on kevin
@@Dastardly_Duo What the fuck?
"The Fred videos" sounds like a series of cursed videos that you watch and then die within a week
Something about how Ralph tells the story about his uncle... I am almost convinced it's just acting. But a small shred of me thinks: "Ralph, Did this really happen? Are you OK?"
pretty good acting actually haha
But he repressed it so it’s totally fine.
Lets play the no clothes game
🙂🔫
Kids being raped by family members being "suuuuper funny lolz" is exactly the kind of unoriginal crap this channel usually makes fun of, so I kept waiting for the punch line to be something unexpected and actually funny. It was disappointing.
@@PutRandomNameHere I know. I found it ironic since in the same video they just said Fred's jokes aren't funny because there's no punchline and it starts out good but goes on too long and then he goes on to do that. I was expecting him to act like something traumatic actually happened then replace a sexual act with something absurd, but no he just described an in-depth case of child molestation as if he's pressing charges in court and it was just awkward. Was the slow zooming in supposed to make it funny?
Fred 4: End of Emptiness
(Fred can no longer tolerate being constantly looked down on, and being deemed crazy. He kills his mom, and Kevin. He attempts to shoot up his school when arrested he commits suicide. He sees his fake father only before death. He's relieved to see him again, and holds the belief that one person cared about him, and dies with some false happiness.
Luck pup
Fuck, I would watch that
Sentient Salamander Me, too.
Wow
Luck pup sad thing is that plot is better than all of the fred movies combined
VultureArmy That's sad, but thanks.
Imagine the fred movie but written in a way that makes sense with the same basic plot. A stalker, outcast, loner that is obsessed with this girl. Set up almost in the way don't hug me I'm scared videos are, everything seems normal at first and then slowly goes from a little off to disturbing. With out the overly stupid screaming and ridiculous overly stereotypical character. With little bits of really dark humour. Good acting. Great story. Something that's actually worth watching. I'd pay a good bit of money to see that
I would actually watch that. Love the style of DHMIS
That sounds kind of like the plot to Atypical. Not as much dark humour though.
I agree.
I remember watching Icarly as a kid, and seeing this guy cameo on the show. Even back then I thought he was terribly annoying.
It's been a long time in the making, but it's finally here. And yes, they're just as bad as you anticipated.
Also it's kind of neat that I beat my previous record for longest video with this one! Make sure you like and share with your friends because that's the best way of building an audience on UA-cam now.
I Hate Everything Worth all waits
Good job, really enjoying the new style of editing on Search For The Worst.
I love you, Alex. Are you single? :---)
I Hate Everything i've been waiting for this for so long, but the waiting was worth it. Hope you have a merry Christmas Alex. :)
I Hate Everything I don't know what pisses me off more, annoying orange or Fred
The moment Ralph showed up I was so excited I almost pissed myself.
Fritz Jahn He really wasn't that good...
+1Kenny30 yeah he was even better
Why was he in this
CallmeDoctor YourPaco What's his channel?
Same here
I'm gonna be honest, john cena coming out the fridge was litteraly the best scene
Default 2017 ikr
The movies could be good if it was just fred getting hurt the whole time.
Hi its me fred! ( gets shot in the eye) Ow! Oh my gammet! My eye! (Gets kicked in the crotch) Ouch. My gammet parts! ( falls down stairs) owwwwwww!!! My body!
Fred's mom reminds me of an unfunny, actually depressing Gail the Snail.
Nice it's always sunny ref
SAME
When the Emoji Movie comes out, you should do a Search for the Worst on that. lol
Oh gosh...
The *ONLY* thing that can redeem that atrocity, is having it be a Sausage Party parody
... maybe...
maybe not, but being a sausage party parody, or even a rip off, is the ONLY thing that would save that movie.
*****
probably, but i can bet you anything it's better than the emoji movie is going to be.
how was that awful?
For some reason, this started playing as I was drifting off into sleep, and the sounds of terror infused with my dream to become a feverish half-awake nightmare of sorts emanating from the floor. I opened the laptop to reveal Ralph Sepe. I don't understand what happened.
Scary shit indeed
That's why I always go to sleep with TSFTW or horror games playing in the background. Dreams are unparalleled
That must’ve been a fun dream
OK, when they threw up Hitler, I thought that was Ralph editing it there for Humor
It is, notice that the Hitler picture doesn't have the nick logo at the bottom
@@royalfoil5413 r/woosh
@@eddiedingle767 you came back months later to make some kind of comeback not realizing that what I said was a joke. It's quite obvious really. So go back to Reddit.
@@royalfoil5413 did you thumbs up your own comment? Cute. You respond within minutes to an, admittedly, dead comment, and already have a "Thumbs up". Dawww. But call me out for not getting your "joke"
@@eddiedingle767 well guess what, we both fucked up. You fucked up by responding to an old comment, I fucked up by responding. Also I never liked my own comments.
“Except, I’m one of the chairs”
That killed me
I don't see anyone when Fred imagines how his dad would look like
I guess you could say he's transparent
@@cibo889 what?
technically difficult I think he just thought that because you have the same color as OP you’re the same person.
@@cibo889 idot
đ He’s not kid
If you can’t understand that stay on UA-cam kids
I'm actually glad I grew up watching harmless old Fred than Jake Paul or some sh*t
Lesser of two evils mon ami
Or Shane Dawson
I'm glad I grew up watching actual quality content instead of annoying dumbasses screaming into a camera.
vizthex ooooh, look at you. An intellectual
@@gabriellaberman I detect some salt
This is, technically at least, a film.
And I'd say that this peice of critical, humorous art is better than cool cat saves the kids
Tbh I was tempted to write: "cool cat saves the failed abortions"
I feel like the actor who played Kevin just knew every movie was going to be a piece of shit so he decided "fuck it, i'm gonna have fun with this even if nobody else is"
He's unironically the best actor in the entire series. And Fred's such an annoying creepy weirdo. I understand why Kevin hates him 😂.
Quentin Terantino needs to get a hold of Fred and make some awesome psychological thriller based on Fred's life.
Fritz the Cat I can see it now: Fred, the 9th film by Quentin Tarantino, starring Samuel L. Jackson as Fred
Fritz the Cat no not tarantino david lynch
Bin Child lol
Fritz the Cat There's already one somewhat similar to that. Alan's Tutorials.
Steven King
One interesting thing I noticed about Lucas Cruikshank was that he came out of the closet after he stopped doing Fred.
So I wonder if the Fred character was a way for Lucas Cruikshank to cope with the fact that he's gay. By coping I mean he was ether using Fred as a way to deny that he's gay or avoid growing up.
If I remember (I did watch the Fred videos, once, back in like 2008 or whenever), he was always alone. There was never any other person around, it was just him in his backyard or living room or whatever. It makes me wonder if he had anyone to hang out with, and if not, then that sort of explains why the character of Fred was so ridiculous and over the top and screamed so much. If he had to stay in the closet that whole time, on top of having nobody around... then yeah, that character would certainly have been his coping method.
writerofbaddreams probably was
That's........ strangly poetic
He did a cameo on iCarly where he asked her for a kiss. I was like "huh?" ... I always wondered... was that so people would think he was straight?
umbysworld
Maybe, but probably just the usual "this is what a boy would say to a girl right? yeah probably" thing that TV writers do on kids' shows.
I mean,this Fred literally sums up a ton of "used-to-be-famous-UA-cam-channels"-Starting out in some weird shady place in the late 2000s,gets famous,made some movies,movie sucks,then the channel died out due to change of cast and overused "jokes"
A true predecessor isn't it.
Smosh in a nutshell
Hopefully not any new creators in-a-nutshell.
Except for the movie part that's pretty much Funhaus. Still salty about that
I swear that woman plays a mom in every movie she’s in.
Pretty much😅
She's like the garbage version of Lois from malcolm in the middle
I liked the Fred on iCarly special because they specifically separated the character from the person playing the character. And also because it, in retrospect, basically predicted the idea of youtubers getting into fake-ish/artificially prolonged spats to drive up views.
That episode is really hated though. Lucas never let the other characters in on the joke, so he just allowed all his fans to relentlessly bully and assault Freddie to the point where he was FORCED to say "yes I like your videos!" just to make them stop. It's needlessly cruel and unfunny. They won't simply let Freddie have his own differing opinion. When real UA-camrs do fake feuds for the views, they have to BOTH be in on the gag or else it comes off as cyber bullying to constantly be attacking another channel. That's what that episode gets so wrong.
*_THEY STARTED TOUCHING EACHOTHER_*
*_AND THEN YOU POPPED UP_*
*_Family friendly_*
Ayy lmao that was the BEST
Fred the best channel
JK
The big gay
lucas himself is a pretty cool guy.
hes actively ashamed of these movies.
“watch mee whip watch me neigh neigh” intensifies
@@ghostie4485 "Princess Diana will be president..."
supersmashbro596 His real voice is more annoying than his Fred voice
@@BK-sh2pn No, it's not... at all...
Noah Saltz yes it is
i swear everyones talking about the movie but no one talks about 30:10
A tragic story indeed
No not the uncle
Is he making a joke or is he serious
@@nic.m.7380 yea he’s joking
Anyone know that song?
Fred 4: Local man dies of helium overdose
Wow I'm hyped!
lol
Fred 4 trip fred
Fred 5 party at fred
fred reboot
Fred 4: fred can't take it anymore
Fred 4: fred dies and everybody is dancing on his grave
Fred 5: Fred's rotting In his grave
I was so curious about the guy who plays Kevin (the bully) in these movies, and he's like... an actual actor and he's very committed to playing whatever role he gets. He's a working man and a professional. His name is Jake Weary, and believe it or not he is actually in some things now. He is 4th top billed on a TNT show called "Animal Kingdom" which is a crime drama, and he was in "It Follows" which is a great movie, and fucking Kevin from Fred The Movie is in it, I just find that really amusing. I hope this guy gets more work solely on the fact that he's in the fucking Fred Trilogy, and he seems to be a pretty decent actor.
Wow
I’m really late but in one of Lucas’s videos (the guy who played Fred) he said that the actor who played Kevin was not happy about the movies/tv show, but he clearly stayed committed regardless, so props.
@@lucyi7670 Honesty I don't think anyone wanted to make fred movies after the first one. The promise of a paycheck was all that kept them going.
Who did he play in IT ?
@@selenarodriguez4092"It follows" isn't the one by Stephen King
For some reason as a kid I liked the trilogy and it’s sadly nostalgic. Like I know it’s fucking garbage but I have a soft spot for it because of my own stupidity
Same
same
_you have nobody to blame but thyself_
I’m happy I’m not the only one
I remember getting legitimately upset because my step dad deleted Fred 2: night of the living Fred off the DVR from the original premier.
Yeah I was a stupid kid
This was the vid I first discovered Ralph from. Really wish he still made content with this energy
The Fred movie series could've taken an "American Psycho" style plot where Fred is like a schizophrenic criminal who stalks this Judy character. I feel like it'd be amazing to have a movie based off a psycho who perceives his voice as annoying and imagines crap because of his shitty life as a bullied and abused kid that's driven him to some criminal life where he murders a party full of everyone he hates.
Rated G
Fred beat Jar Jar Binks at his own game
Imagine if Tommy Wiseau was involved with the Fred movies. Just picture how much more entertaining they'd be.
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART FRED
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE FRED?
"Oh hi Fred."
Do you understand life? Do you?!
Come on man! If anything he would make it somewhat watchable lol
Ralph is funny AF. Never seen him before but I am def. gonna find his channel next.
So rewatching this as I do every year it seems I just realized that there is one single line that has been festering away in the back of my head about why it sounds so wrong. 27:24 "Why did he have an umbrella in the day time?" ....... Who wrote this line... Do they know what umbrellas are actually used for? Do they think they're for protection from the dark? Just... Alright fine.
Well its *Fred the movie* i dont know what you were expecting
The first people who invented umbrellas invented them to shield from the sun, it has a dual purpose to shield from the sun. If you were to spend lots of time outside what product do you use to shield from the sun? You'd need a big hat to achieve the same effect and even then it can't cover your entire body
I think they think its used to keep you in the shade, but that's not how the sun works for almost all of the day like unless your at 12PM or 1AM the Sun will be tilted so it won't do anything.
@@_vallee_5190 yeah... like you said you tilt it. Umbrellas were originally invented to keep you in the shade. Go use an umbrella in real life, see how it helps with shade
@@coletrainhetrick _u cant tilt the umbrella, dummy, or all the sun will just fall off it onto ur head anyway duh smh_
I think Vallee might be that guy shielding his eyes from the glare with his baseball cap on backwards.
Fred 4: The Concentration Camp
The Sheep Overlord A concentration of everything bad about Camp Fred.
Fred: Fred in the city
edgy
indeed
Fred 5: The Vampire Strikes Back
Fred 6: Return of the Gammit
Fred 7: The Fred Awakens
Fred 8: The Last Fred
And of course, Fred 2.5: The Clone Wars
Comedy Police here. At 42:52 The joke is based off a trope in American summer camps. In TV and movies they're often named based on something vaguely native american sounding. So the joke is that "Iwannapeepee" sounds vaguely native american...
Already not very funny, but I love how they couldn't even trust people would get the joke if they didn't literally spell it out for them on that dude's shirt.
Mouth House are you gonna save us
That's not even how that word sound would be pronounced if spelt like an native word, it's spelt like an english "I wanna peepee" It would have hit more homeward if the name was at least spelt differently from said to make it seem more like a coincidence of spelling.
Fred in Negative Color looks like some creepy low budgeted CGI animated horror film
Having watched most of Ralph's videos and now seeing this, I can understand why he has no patience for actors not being able to cry. That boy was tearing up.
Can you imagine if the fred movies were made by the people behind Don't hug me I'm scared? So instead the Fred movies are about a psychopathic murderer who believes he's living in a children's show about him sort of like The Last Broadcast.
Kira Reilly interesting concept but seems unlikely because Becky and Joe might be busy making dhmis video or another project
Kira Reilly Oooh... I love the idea. Putting cutesy and innocent elements and horror stuffs into a blender? Sign me up pal.
Kira Reilly oh shit dude WOW
is DHMIS still being produced nowadays? I thought it was a dead series?
8:07 John Cena’s in this shit. I guess we all know where the budget for this movie went to...
Bribing John Cena.
Nah when John cena heard he gets to beat up fred
37:17 Ned Bastille also edited Norbit...
Dear lord it explains so much