Suicide Squad (2016) - The Search For The Worst - IHE

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  • @Niobesnuppa
    @Niobesnuppa 8 років тому +9810

    One thing that would infinitely improve this movie was if Killer Croc was wearing crocs throughout the entire movie.

    • @v10lentv10let
      @v10lentv10let 8 років тому +242

      For fuck sake xD

    • @SoulKing25
      @SoulKing25 8 років тому +23

      Niobesnuppa lol ..just no

    • @cielphantomhive4622
      @cielphantomhive4622 8 років тому +14

      Niobesnuppa xD

    • @chromasus9983
      @chromasus9983 7 років тому +109

      He is like Oddjob, except instead of a razor hat, he throws.. Killer Crocs.

    • @beriking
      @beriking 7 років тому +36

      you just genuinely made me laugh out loud, whoa

  • @olimitedaestupidez7135
    @olimitedaestupidez7135 7 років тому +6018

    "i present to you.....the man that can climb anything"
    *climbs one builing*
    *dies*

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 7 років тому +168

      O limite da estupidez He's like Sailor Pluto. He CAN climb anything, but if he breaks the taboo of climbing anything, he'll be forced to pay for it with his life.

    • @SSC0002
      @SSC0002 7 років тому +136

      More to the point; the 'team' was assembled to protect the world in case Superman goes rogue. So of course the team is qualified - a crocodile man, a man with guns, a man with boomerangs, a girl with a bat, a woman with a sword, and a man who can climb things....
      *IN A WORLD WHERE AMANDA WALLER HAS INTEL ON BATMAN AND OTHER PEOPLE WITH SUPERPOWERS AND AREN'T CRIMINALS*
      Sidenote: I can sort of see how the fire guy might stand a chance, but the rest O_O

    • @onetimeanswer
      @onetimeanswer 7 років тому +55

      I literally forgot he was even in this movie.
      Well, that's not fair... In order to forget someone is in something, don't you have to notice them being there in the first place? I can't remember ever noticing this guy. I was watching this and was like: "The man who can climb anything? What the hell is IHE on about? Did we watch the same movie?"

    • @mysteriouscoconut73
      @mysteriouscoconut73 7 років тому +8

      Well, he did had a bomb in his neck.

    • @fortisprocer966
      @fortisprocer966 7 років тому +42

      I enjoyed how he kept mentioned "the man that can climb anything" over and over while the whole time showing him going up and down on a string and never ONCE mentioned that he wasn't actually climbing. ROFL!

  • @chubledoobles4257
    @chubledoobles4257 8 років тому +5491

    "This is katana. I would advise not getting killed by her."
    I would advise not getting killed by goddamn anyone

    • @tony-wt1wq
      @tony-wt1wq 8 років тому +380

      i would advise not getting killed overall

    • @LanceDragonov
      @LanceDragonov 8 років тому +275

      I would advise not watching this fucking movie.

    • @40101rp
      @40101rp 8 років тому +32

      I'd say the same for the creators of Frozen and their other works, but then I would have a hit on me from everyone who thinks otherwise. Just saying, Zootopia did not earn that Oscar.

    • @bjrnvindabildtrup9337
      @bjrnvindabildtrup9337 8 років тому +75

      but there is actually a very good reason for it. Her sword traps the souls of its victims. KATANA!

    • @MortonGoldthwait
      @MortonGoldthwait 8 років тому

      What does katana mean?

  • @jabscha7051
    @jabscha7051 5 років тому +1702

    "it's ok to acknowledge that something is garbage while still liking it" How do you think I have friends?

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 5 років тому +54

      Aw dude.

    • @cleventinetheclementine195
      @cleventinetheclementine195 4 роки тому +19

      failed martyrdom
      drop an un-primed grenade upon death

    • @masterofpasta95
      @masterofpasta95 4 роки тому +12

      This is how I’m ok with liking the things I do. I am just aware that they are not actually good

    • @WalterWhite-pb6hh
      @WalterWhite-pb6hh 4 роки тому

      So what you're saying is we should blindly defend what we like, regardless of actual quality?

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +22

      @@WalterWhite-pb6hh As long as you’re not shitting down other people’s throats about how good you personally think it is. Things can be flawed but have certain attributes that you like more that can redeem em in some aspects.

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 5 років тому +4260

    "Starring Will Smith as Will Smith, Margot Robbie as Tumblr, and Jared Leto as Hot Topic."
    Pretty accurate.

    • @btbwilkinson
      @btbwilkinson 5 років тому +224

      2/10 comment. Forgot "the man who can climb anything," as "the man who can climb anything."

    • @dannywaving
      @dannywaving 5 років тому +17

      Fletcher, my man, good to see you! Didn't know you were as much a fan of shitty cinema as I am!

    • @vixonvontrollington4529
      @vixonvontrollington4529 5 років тому +17

      And let’s not forget David Harbour.
      I’m not joking.

    • @ScootyScootzzz
      @ScootyScootzzz 5 років тому +1

      @@dannywaving Ahhh hi Danny I love your vids! Can't wait for the next ADWBJ ^_^

    • @dannywaving
      @dannywaving 5 років тому +1

      @@ScootyScootzzz Thanks man, and lemme tell ya that's a peculiar username!

  • @exiledPostman
    @exiledPostman 8 років тому +3002

    The great part about The Joker is that you could edit him out of the movie completely and it wouldn't change the plot one bit.

    • @marz8882
      @marz8882 8 років тому +40

      +kenyon williams The movie still wouldn't change.

    • @avery465
      @avery465 8 років тому +69

      kenyon williams
      1. If you didn't know how she was caught and it just started with her in jail the plot doesn't change.
      2. Her origin story doesn't change the plot. It's backstory, not the main story.
      3. the movie would just have ended with her in jail. Just like all of the other characters in the movie....

    • @exiledPostman
      @exiledPostman 8 років тому +18

      >You could scrap the scene of Harley and the Joker crashing into the river and the movie wouldn't change. It's just backstory. It would play out the exact same way whether the joker was there or not.
      > Harley getting on the helicopter and having it shot down is completely unnecessary and does nothing to change the plot because she leaves the group and then returns to the group as if nothing happened.
      > Harley being broken out of prison has no effect on the story because it happens in the epilogue. The whole scene could be scrapped and nothing would change.

    • @exiledPostman
      @exiledPostman 8 років тому +27

      I said it wouldn't change the *plot* one bit. The movie would obviously be changed.

    • @ONEHUNDREDCOMEDY
      @ONEHUNDREDCOMEDY 8 років тому +24

      It wouldn't change it cause they don't have a plot haha

  • @alfie4234
    @alfie4234 5 років тому +1191

    “I advise not getting killed by her.”
    Well no shit.

    • @dyveira
      @dyveira 4 роки тому +61

      Yeah, that line had me shaking my head. Is it advisable to get killed at all?

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 4 роки тому +37

      it's like a 7 year old introducing his imaginary friend to his parents, trying to make said friend sound as cool as possible. Like the fact that the supposedly cool character doesn't even need to speak of his coolness and it is, in fact, someone else talking about it, is meant to represent just how amazing, edgy and incredible everyone thinks he is. It's an attempt of audience manipulation literally on par with how an excited, silly 7 old would do it. This movie is gloriously inept and laughable, it's so great.

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 4 роки тому +11

      Whom do you recommend then? Who could kill me? Achmed?

    • @brookstar0
      @brookstar0 3 роки тому

      @@artphone610 too bad No One Remembers Achmed :(

    • @Chhjmmkg
      @Chhjmmkg Рік тому

      ​@@dyveiraplaying devil's advocate here, but i think he means getting trapped in her sword is worse than death, because otherwise you go to hell or heaven, instead of being trapped...

  • @gokigenyou9524
    @gokigenyou9524 5 років тому +1616

    Suicide Squad's biggest mistake was not having the iconic supervillain Kite man

    • @ranoushhh_a
      @ranoushhh_a 4 роки тому +53

      HELL YEAH

    • @chaznelson6865
      @chaznelson6865 4 роки тому +46

      What about crazy quilt or condiment king

    • @deklangrant588
      @deklangrant588 4 роки тому +22

      Suicide squad’s biggest mistake was being made

    • @noahlat8478
      @noahlat8478 4 роки тому +25

      @@chaznelson6865 forgot to mention Polka dot man

    • @chaznelson6865
      @chaznelson6865 4 роки тому +3

      @@noahlat8478 my mistake bruddah

  • @Winterelle_
    @Winterelle_ 8 років тому +3953

    If he can climb anything, does that mean he can climb himself?????

    • @ericfelds6291
      @ericfelds6291 8 років тому +87

      Underated comment

    • @bhutang
      @bhutang 8 років тому +7

      copied comment

    • @fortblocks
      @fortblocks 8 років тому +199

      He should do "I Climb Mars Bars".

    • @XavierZazi
      @XavierZazi 8 років тому +19

      /music plays

    • @lapotato9140
      @lapotato9140 8 років тому +12

      is that like sword cancelling in Halo?

  • @voltronbugzilla8775
    @voltronbugzilla8775 8 років тому +2020

    *This is Alex. Man who can hate anything.*

    • @infraredtoa9105
      @infraredtoa9105 8 років тому +135

      (head explodes)

    • @TheDiego908
      @TheDiego908 8 років тому +248

      He's got my back. I would advise not getting h8 from him. His eyebrows trap the souls of its victims

    • @TheComedyButchers
      @TheComedyButchers 8 років тому +4

      ►Voltron Bugzilla◄ CAN? He DOES!

    • @AmShibes
      @AmShibes 8 років тому +3

      TheDiego908 well played.

    • @pacman5698
      @pacman5698 8 років тому +29

      (head explodes)

  • @hearthstoner7331
    @hearthstoner7331 6 років тому +2505

    Did you know, when Will Smith said "so we're some kind of suicide squad?" he is talking about the subtle fact that they are indeed a suicide squad.

    • @theextracrispycolonel9504
      @theextracrispycolonel9504 6 років тому +55

      Hearthstoner..Noooo..really?..i would've never guessed 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 6 років тому +67

      Mind = Blown.

    • @tamzeedbari6309
      @tamzeedbari6309 6 років тому +82

      Now that's quality dialogue and symbolising right there.

    • @Six_Fate
      @Six_Fate 6 років тому +39

      profound. Nice catch there

    • @tumulovermelho93
      @tumulovermelho93 6 років тому +81

      I think that's a reach but nice theory, man.

  • @iamandrastesbeard1971
    @iamandrastesbeard1971 5 років тому +2054

    "This is IHE. I'd advise you not to get hated by him, his channel traps the souls of those who makes a shïttŷ movie."

    • @nadox5259
      @nadox5259 5 років тому +22

      IHaveNoFūckingIdea WhatToNameThisAccount
      This is an underrated comment

    • @rosieclym8197
      @rosieclym8197 5 років тому +7

      MeGaXN *underrated joke
      this is a quote, not an original comment ._.

    • @spaceboyctstudios2934
      @spaceboyctstudios2934 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 роки тому +15

      It's just so hilarious that dc fanboys got so hypocritically butthurt that people didn't like their shitty movies
      Like what..? I mean WB even owns rotten tomatoes
      It's not a bias just an objectively bad movie..
      They're welcome to enjoy it but forcing people to conform to their opinions is so bizarre
      I mean It must suck going from the amazing dark knight trilogy to this shitshow of DCEU movies, but they have the shows at least

  • @Fargoth_Ur
    @Fargoth_Ur 8 років тому +672

    ...Can you imagine how hilarious it would be if the ending actually _depended_ on Slipknot?
    "THE ENCHANTRESS IS ABOUT TO WIPE OUT *_ALL LIFE ON THE PLANET_*---BUT SHE'S TOO HIGH UP FOR ANY OF US TO REACH! IF ONLY SLIPKNOT, THE MAN WHO CAN CLIMB ANYTHING, WAS HERE!! OH--oh, right, I blew his head up...well shit..."

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 8 років тому +142

      Haleophant Green *slip not rises from hell* I told you I could climb anything so I climbed out of hell....

    • @DrNazus
      @DrNazus 7 років тому +35

      I appreciate both of these comments.

    • @theviewer6889
      @theviewer6889 7 років тому +7

      If only.

    • @Delvokian
      @Delvokian 7 років тому +10

      i guess you could say "all hope is gone"

    • @Altonraen
      @Altonraen 7 років тому +1

      Chase Fackler sic joke

  • @ammarzafir6313
    @ammarzafir6313 6 років тому +1550

    I physically cried while laughing at him praising"the guy who can climb anything" and then his head exploding

  • @YMS
    @YMS 8 років тому +5271

    I was literally just about to type "AIDS/10" as a comment before watching the video but your first line of your video was "Suicide Squad was AIDS reborn".

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 5 років тому +818

    "It's like Hot Topic threw up all over Guardians of the Galaxy" -RedLetterMedia

  • @moosesuit1034
    @moosesuit1034 8 років тому +651

    The man who can climb anything climbed his way into my heart

  • @KrashHash
    @KrashHash 8 років тому +1600

    Can't wait for the sequel, Will Smith Squad; where they freestyle rap their way out of Arkham.

    • @jeffkelly4721
      @jeffkelly4721 8 років тому +157

      and end up in Bel Air

    • @bon.8819
      @bon.8819 8 років тому +1

      8th comment!

    • @bigshow196
      @bigshow196 8 років тому +63

      i honestly would go to see that....as long as not joker gets replaced by mark hammel XD

    • @GamerErman2001
      @GamerErman2001 8 років тому +43

      That would probably an excellent movie.

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 8 років тому +20

      I dub thee best comment of the comment section

  • @4dgrease
    @4dgrease 7 років тому +449

    I genuinely had no idea who the climb anything guy was when he got killed. I literally just sat there and thought," was that someone I was supposed to know?" They just glazed over his character so much that if you missed the scene where they pulled him outta the car, you'd miss an entire character in the movie.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 років тому +1

      He's Slipknot. He's not all that cool or important in the comics either.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 7 років тому

      Greasy Strawberries I watched it... And thought when IHE said "man that could climb anything" was spiderman

    • @RetroRynn
      @RetroRynn 7 років тому +1

      I did miss that scene when I saw it in the cinema. My initial thought was "Who was that?" and my second thought was "Well, he's dead now so it doesn't really matter does it."

  • @confidenceman6981
    @confidenceman6981 4 роки тому +761

    At least he could climb something.
    The stairway to heaven.

    • @isaacpena2642
      @isaacpena2642 4 роки тому +5

      nice

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 роки тому +18

      everyone in suicide squad acknowledges that they're going to hell

    • @AniMae990
      @AniMae990 4 роки тому +3

      this is such an underrated joke holy shit

    • @PumpkinTyr
      @PumpkinTyr 4 роки тому +3

      He was a villan, so he climbed his way through the highway to hell

    • @confidenceman6981
      @confidenceman6981 4 роки тому +3

      @@PumpkinTyr I severely doubt even hell would want him after this movie.

  • @AniAni-gs7po
    @AniAni-gs7po 8 років тому +1013

    I actually wonder what slipknot would have done if he was alive. Was he gonna climb the enchantress?

    • @FrozenMeatDisk
      @FrozenMeatDisk 7 років тому

      Eclipseknight9 hahaha why?

    • @Eclipseknight9
      @Eclipseknight9 7 років тому +14

      Explozana I was making a really shit joke.

    • @AniAni-gs7po
      @AniAni-gs7po 7 років тому +33

      Eclipseknight9 that was a pretty good joke

    • @vonleevl
      @vonleevl 7 років тому

      Arkham Ani hahaha!

    • @FaumauNZ
      @FaumauNZ 7 років тому +8

      Arkham Ani she could climb me

  • @SonicsTwinSonie
    @SonicsTwinSonie 8 років тому +424

    Rest in peace, the man who can climb anything :'(

    • @CHgeri
      @CHgeri 8 років тому +94

      He couldn't climb out of his depression... :'(

    • @SonicsTwinSonie
      @SonicsTwinSonie 8 років тому +29

      EZ Cat Let's hope that he can climb in peace now :(

    • @Kpba32
      @Kpba32 8 років тому +7

      He died the exact same way in the first suicide squad comic

    • @TheBUCfifty
      @TheBUCfifty 8 років тому +6

      He climbed for own sins...

    • @johnsquarez6806
      @johnsquarez6806 8 років тому +12

      If he can climb anything, does that mean he climbs himself?

  • @gabejones8112
    @gabejones8112 6 років тому +2075

    What super power have you always wanted?
    *THE ABILITY TO C L I M B ANYTHING!!!*

  • @lowlifebinge2352
    @lowlifebinge2352 5 років тому +1019

    The RT score back then was 65%. Now it's 27%. You did it Alex.

    • @Normal_Boii
      @Normal_Boii 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @eagleman5138
      @eagleman5138 4 роки тому +84

      No, you’re confusing the RT (critics) score with users reviews. Critics score has always been around 27% but users review is now 59%, but was 65 back then.

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 4 роки тому +41

      @@eagleman5138 I was only 12 when I saw the movie and I had no critical capability and even I thought the movie was awful

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 4 роки тому +10

      @@eagleman5138 when the movie ended I was like “is that it?”

    • @oscarzxn4067
      @oscarzxn4067 4 роки тому +9

      I remember the first few days people commenting on negative reviews with "it has a 90+ in IMDB/RT so you are totally wrong" LMAO

  • @MadamePianissima
    @MadamePianissima 7 років тому +818

    The man that can climb anything sounds like a Chinese bootleg Spiderman.

  • @asiabrown99
    @asiabrown99 6 років тому +1216

    Not to mention that the writer was forced to write the script within SIX WEEKS. They were really desperate.

    • @Adoring-Fan
      @Adoring-Fan 6 років тому +105

      asiabrown99 DC might as well be the Activision of the film industry.

    • @lizziepadalecki8116
      @lizziepadalecki8116 6 років тому +12

      It shows.

    • @foop2954
      @foop2954 6 років тому +24

      nice, I made a better one in 2 days

    • @freindmaker4473
      @freindmaker4473 6 років тому +3

      Meanwhile, John Hughes wrote the screenplay for Ferris Bueller's Day Off in less than a week

    • @youngveggies6558
      @youngveggies6558 6 років тому +3

      I was wondering why you made that joke in your comment until I saw youtube puts the name of the account you reply to.

  • @Paris-gy5eg
    @Paris-gy5eg 8 років тому +257

    This film broke Alex, he used to use "wince" now he uses cringe. What a shame

    • @moezfoez
      @moezfoez 8 років тому +12

      the internet has gotten to him

    • @moezfoez
      @moezfoez 8 років тому +35

      no one is safe

    • @Paris-gy5eg
      @Paris-gy5eg 8 років тому +3

      Nina Isqueer the Internet gets to everyone

    • @cjcathead2468
      @cjcathead2468 8 років тому +2

      +Gigaroid N' Friends I hardcore cringed when I heard you say winced

  • @alsunpilsut
    @alsunpilsut 4 роки тому +486

    When I did theater, we had this one exercise where I had to direct a scene for all the other actors. I made the mistake of giving every character a different storyline. So I ended up with a stage full of chaos where everyone was just doing their own thing. They had absolutely no link and no reason to be on that stage together. Our teacher asked me to fix the mistake. So I did. I took one character and made her the main character. Everyone else was there to fill the plot that she led. After that, everything went smoothly. The point of this story? Suicide Squad made the same mistake I made. Too many stories and too much random stuff put together. As a viewer, you don't know who or what to focus on and all the characters just end up feeling completely soulless.

    • @kittyfox123
      @kittyfox123 4 роки тому +10

      Underrated comment 😔

    • @tertiaritus
      @tertiaritus 3 роки тому +13

      This story by itself would make for a much more entertaining and artistic movie plot than this

    • @slitbodmod
      @slitbodmod 3 роки тому +5

      nice profile picture

  • @beefchief1046
    @beefchief1046 5 років тому +413

    This movie was like 90% walking and 5% back story and 5% action

    • @hugohaggstrom9964
      @hugohaggstrom9964 4 роки тому +25

      This movie was like 30% harley quinn and deadshot backstory, 20% shots of margot robbie’s ass, 40% walking while telling quips and oneliners, 5% actual plot and finally 5% shit action. Also i realize i’m responding to a year Old comment

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 роки тому +2

      95% shit diálogue.

    • @greasyboi3154
      @greasyboi3154 2 роки тому

      lord of the rings is 90% walking too except it's grear

  • @royaloreo1275
    @royaloreo1275 8 років тому +525

    "His backstory is that he can climb anything" I lost it ECKS DEEE

  • @drewmiller8784
    @drewmiller8784 8 років тому +391

    Killer Croc is actually a fucking great character, they just butchered absolutely everything about him in this film

    • @drewmiller8784
      @drewmiller8784 8 років тому

      ***** hell yeah

    • @ttv0
      @ttv0 8 років тому +25

      Daniel Blackstone In Arkham Asylum he was my favorite part, I think he was done best in it honestly

    • @user-pc9jq5qe9i
      @user-pc9jq5qe9i 8 років тому

      please elaborate on the potential that a crocodile man has

    • @ttv0
      @ttv0 8 років тому

      ***** Look up Arkham Asylum Killer Croc

    • @user-pc9jq5qe9i
      @user-pc9jq5qe9i 8 років тому

      ttv0 yeah I've played that game mate. Please elaborate on the potential that a crocodile man has

  • @toonteen247
    @toonteen247 3 роки тому +151

    The "DC desperately wanting their own Guardians of the Galaxy" statement aged so well given the new James Gunn sequel

    • @Im__Andy-f6x
      @Im__Andy-f6x 2 роки тому +10

      James Gunn the goat

    • @trixxart777
      @trixxart777 11 місяців тому

      And it ened up being pretty good I will say it was a bit sad they scrapped all the characters but Harley

  • @IgnitWacom
    @IgnitWacom 8 років тому +587

    If you climb everything... does that mean you climb yourself?

  • @JustAnotherMike_
    @JustAnotherMike_ 7 років тому +895

    I would have watched that movie in theaters if it was in fact called "The Adventure of Crocodile Guy and the Man Who Can Climb Anything"

    • @sweetpotatobestpotato9893
      @sweetpotatobestpotato9893 7 років тому +4

      Same XD

    • @brendanrafferty2044
      @brendanrafferty2044 7 років тому +2

      JustAnotherMike I know it's a joke and it's pretty could but you probably wouldn't just admit it

    • @rachelmarieLMT
      @rachelmarieLMT 7 років тому +2

      JustAnotherMike that sounds fucking amazing. I'd see that catastrophe!

    • @TooCooFoYou
      @TooCooFoYou 6 років тому +3

      Sounds like something Marvel could make decent.

    • @bradenmerriman5206
      @bradenmerriman5206 3 роки тому

      I'd unironically watch a killer croc movie, if its done well

  • @alexanderthegrape5641
    @alexanderthegrape5641 8 років тому +213

    I hate it when movies just completely ruin themselves with showing everything with trailers

    • @stupidone248
      @stupidone248 8 років тому +30

      Rainbow Clutcher I agree, Shaggy.

    • @vinnythewebsurfer
      @vinnythewebsurfer 8 років тому +1

      Rainbow Clutcher well a trailer stupid help direct the film so yeh

  • @JackieMartin1974
    @JackieMartin1974 4 роки тому +86

    I saw this movie on opening night here in Hollywood. A fight broke out right next to where I was sitting. The movie was stopped and the cops were called. When we went back in, the movie had kept rolling so it resumed right at the end. That whole story was a lot more interesting than the bloody film.

  • @greeniegreens7737
    @greeniegreens7737 8 років тому +200

    Killer Croc is one of the most horrifying villains in the Batman Arkham Asylum game too... Sad to see him reduced to such a useless character in this movie

    • @brobot500
      @brobot500 8 років тому +22

      Don't you love the fact that Killer Croc said "I did something" in The Lego Batman Movie?

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 8 років тому

      Dillon Green but didn't you hear him he's beautiful.

    • @Jairus8385
      @Jairus8385 8 років тому +5

      Dillon Green I walked out of the theatre thinking what happned to Arkham Asylum Killer Croc and why does this living Croc sandal have scaled man boobs

  • @franceshelton5809
    @franceshelton5809 7 років тому +1058

    Killer croc looks like a chain smoking shrek with psoriasis

    • @mp3dotjpg
      @mp3dotjpg 7 років тому +25

      The Comeback Kid they made him look like a lizard on steroids at least in the batman games they made him scary like he's supposed to be

    • @franceshelton5809
      @franceshelton5809 7 років тому +10

      Ein The corgi pretty much. He looked badass in the games. It's funny af in the movie tho

    • @jeahavvalentin980
      @jeahavvalentin980 7 років тому +1

      The Comeback Kid I can't wait for Justice League Movie to hit theaters November 17th 2017

    • @franceshelton5809
      @franceshelton5809 7 років тому

      Jeahav Valentin lmao same here

    • @DatBoiOrly
      @DatBoiOrly 7 років тому +1

      The Comeback Kid basically your profile pic ayy

  • @helmutyelmut6911
    @helmutyelmut6911 7 років тому +1567

    *This is sparta, the man who can kick anything. I advised not to get kicked in that hole. That hole traps the soul of the kicked.*

  • @-Thunder-Warrior-
    @-Thunder-Warrior- 5 років тому +904

    Beating off to Harley Quinn is what drew me to this film,
    Until I was asked to leave the Cinema.

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot 6 років тому +270

    "The man who can climb anything" is probably my favorite joke on this entire channel.

  • @puppymafia33
    @puppymafia33 7 років тому +3577

    why cant suicidesquad be my netflix password?
    It has too many characters!

    • @vittoriodilillo4286
      @vittoriodilillo4286 7 років тому +94

      Master Milkshake ba dum tsss

    • @Honeybadger-ic4bs
      @Honeybadger-ic4bs 7 років тому +105

      Honestly I thought it was a Good Joke.

    • @_pnika
      @_pnika 7 років тому +53

      Master Milkshake BEST. JOKE. EVER.
      I love you now...

    • @Tenchigo100
      @Tenchigo100 7 років тому +11

      Brian Danner Are you like... 8?

    • @loganrogers9114
      @loganrogers9114 7 років тому +15

      Tenchigo - I love how this kid has so many grammatical errors and makes himself look like an idiot, but ends up replying to a comment rather than directly commenting to IHE. Aaaaand I'm realizing the comment was fake just now and I'm an idiot. I'm going to my corner now.

  • @7elevenhomelessman310
    @7elevenhomelessman310 8 років тому +486

    The only people who enjoyed this movie were cringey teens who wanna be Harley for Halloween.

    • @TheDeadlyBlueWolf
      @TheDeadlyBlueWolf 8 років тому +18

      Or, yeah know, people who have different opinions than yours, jackass.

    • @etgohome1343
      @etgohome1343 8 років тому +25

      TheDeadlyBlueWolf TRIGGERED!!

    • @C0DYM4N99
      @C0DYM4N99 8 років тому +7

      paoto I'm a guy and I don't wanna fucking roleplay as an over sexualized Harley Quinn which looks more like a whore than the DC Arkham Series version.
      I know why IHE & Critics don't like why people don't like the movie seen at this point, but to me, it was actually very interesting at first. It twists up a bit by having the bad guys be the main focus for the film & they actually build a pretty decent story through the film.
      I also love the character of Joker a bit as well as Diablo, because they were the most unique out of the group.

    • @7elevenhomelessman310
      @7elevenhomelessman310 8 років тому +2

      TheDeadlyBlueWolf I was talking about the shit movie

    • @7elevenhomelessman310
      @7elevenhomelessman310 8 років тому +1

      I fucking love IHE

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 4 роки тому +171

    I'm making a parody of superheroes called chairboy. He has the ability to summon a chair at will. He is the best superhero.

    • @bumblersoda9473
      @bumblersoda9473 4 роки тому +7

      He sounds amazing.

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 роки тому +12

      I hope you take that idea to a film studio.

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 4 роки тому +6

      still sounds better and makes more sense than suicide squad 2016. seriously

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 4 роки тому +4

      Okay fr though, That is the most useful person. Imagine getting to summon Chairs at your will

    • @charleswoodard8478
      @charleswoodard8478 4 роки тому

      YEETman
      Superpower: being extraordinarily useless while giving the impression of total OP stats.
      In reality it’s a potato with a smiley drawn on and the ability to double wield uzis but not actually use them.

  • @Hatiecomments
    @Hatiecomments 8 років тому +565

    I loved that hand scene as well. The only bit of character development that I found interesting was that brief shot of Katana crying over her... Katana. She's talking to her dead husbands soul in the sword and at that point I was genuinely interested in finding out more about her and her backstory.
    They probably would have fucked that up as well though.

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 8 років тому +36

      Oh, how I wish Katana had her own movie. And I'm not a Katana fan. I'd never even heard of her until I saw Suicide Squad. But from the rushed explanation of her backstory, I felt genuinely interested in her character. She's not designed poorly either, in my opinion. This movie did her no justice.

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 8 років тому +3

      Thousand yard stare Pikachu it would have been nice if when they were showing everyone's greatest desires it showed a flash back of her as a little girl and her dad loving her(refrencing back to the has to hide behind a mask thing with harley)and a flash forward to her as an adult back with her husband kissing but no that would have been to good.

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 8 років тому

      Martin Johnson same

    • @TheNerdynigga
      @TheNerdynigga 7 років тому +9

      Thousand yard stare Pikachu the only character who had any sort of development was El Diablo. He has the most depth, he's the only one who shows any regret for the choices he's made which makes it easier to buy his transformation into a hero and he's the only one who actually grows as a character (slightly) throughout the movie. And he's still a shit character. 😂

    • @Hatiecomments
      @Hatiecomments 7 років тому +5

      Oh yeah, I did notice his arc, it just didn't grab my interest very much. I kind of liked the character, but idk, it just wasn't for me I suppose hehe

  • @tristanr1823
    @tristanr1823 8 років тому +1362

    This movie would have gotten more praise if Kite Man were in it.

    • @thechicrecruit7159
      @thechicrecruit7159 8 років тому +19

      Hey while we're at it throw in Squirrel Girl, eh?

    • @rickyross5938
      @rickyross5938 8 років тому +7

      TheChicRecruit Squirrel girl is marvel

    • @arthurclery5731
      @arthurclery5731 8 років тому +49

      Kite Man! The man who can glide off anything!

    • @bobbob5054
      @bobbob5054 8 років тому +2

      cheers

    • @abeljovani429
      @abeljovani429 8 років тому

      Tristan Rombeiro no it would not

  • @thatguitarband7398
    @thatguitarband7398 7 років тому +2385

    suicide squad really did something unique. They had the first not good joker.

    • @CivilPixel
      @CivilPixel 7 років тому +24

      *unique?

    • @thatguitarband7398
      @thatguitarband7398 7 років тому +63

      Pixel 007 fixed. Thank you. And sorry, english is not my native language.

    • @lungorthin4138
      @lungorthin4138 7 років тому +2

      ThatGuitarBand It should be

    • @thatguitarband7398
      @thatguitarband7398 7 років тому +4

      Lungorthin well, I think so too (it's easy)

    • @sam_2095
      @sam_2095 7 років тому +10

      Caesar Romero or whatever his name is was okayy I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @BloodyAltima
    @BloodyAltima 4 роки тому +69

    My favorite thing about Captain Boomerang is that he helps Slipknot (who I'll note is also the Token Native American who dies basically immediately) escape from this trainwreck of a movie before he has to suffer any more.

  • @sbushido5547
    @sbushido5547 8 років тому +493

    The comparison to The Last Airbender is pretty appropriate. I came out of both movies thinking "meh" but it wasn't until I actually watched the Avatar TV series that my burning hatred for that..."adaptation"...was ignited. With Suicide Squad, though, I can't bring myself to muster anything more than "meh." It's just another shitty waste of potential for a franchise that looks like is going to be nothing but shitty wastes of potential.

    • @RaveLopez
      @RaveLopez 8 років тому +57

      rada rada rada

    • @nelson1485
      @nelson1485 8 років тому +5

      s bushido suïcide squad is fresher in everyone's minds, i assure you if you go watch the last airbender right now it's clearly way worse than ss, both shit tho...

    • @ZuluChick
      @ZuluChick 8 років тому

      s bushido I can't bring myself to see SS but watching this review all I could think is that the Arrow TV series was doing a much better job with some of these characters when DC forced them to give the characters up because they were making the movie.

    • @sbushido5547
      @sbushido5547 8 років тому

      ZuluChick
      In their defense, a TV show gives you much more time to develop characters and a story than movies do... But even that's not really a good excuse considering how long movie adaptations have been around.

    • @TheSamuraiXX011
      @TheSamuraiXX011 8 років тому

      SAME HERE. Except I came out of Batman v. Superman with ABSOLUTE hatred. I had no history with the comics. I just know Batman and Superman from their respective properties (animted series and movies). All the hatred went to Batman v. Superman. Then, I watched Suicide Squad and thought yeah. It wasted the potential, but...meh. Still enjoyed it more than Batman v. Superman, but I won't bother to own any of them on film. XD

  • @sorryjustrich1049
    @sorryjustrich1049 7 років тому +2510

    The Lego Suicide
    Batman > Squad
    Movie

    • @MPHJackson7
      @MPHJackson7 7 років тому +47

      Sorry just Rich
      Yes

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 7 років тому +216

      Not too hard to be better than SS. and Lego has shown, repeatedly, that they put a lot of heart into their cinema.

    • @lucia-wq3qq
      @lucia-wq3qq 7 років тому +151

      I too love "the Lego suicide Bateman squad movie"

    • @pokededenne8105
      @pokededenne8105 7 років тому +45

      CHOKOLAT CAK lets make the Lego Suicide Batman movie

    • @fiend2839
      @fiend2839 7 років тому +45

      Burning in > Suicide
      The pits of Squad
      Hell

  • @SchlumberttheHumble
    @SchlumberttheHumble 8 років тому +261

    Suicide Squad: Rated R for Really Bad.

    • @SchlumberttheHumble
      @SchlumberttheHumble 8 років тому +9

      R for Ratrocius.

    • @MrDgf97
      @MrDgf97 8 років тому

      R for Rbad

    • @mobot333
      @mobot333 8 років тому +2

      Rated R for a waste of your fucking time

    • @bartholen
      @bartholen 8 років тому +6

      I'll just give a whole bunch of these:
      Rated R for Rotten
      Rated R for Ruining the characters
      Rated R for Raping the joker
      Rated R for Ridiculously bad
      Rated R for Repulsive

    • @bartholen
      @bartholen 8 років тому +2

      ***** Thank you. I seek to entertain.

  • @iexist7728
    @iexist7728 4 роки тому +290

    Fun Fact! When me and my brother where watching this movie in a hotel, porn randomly showed up on the tv halfway through the movie because everyone in the hotel used the same wifi.

    • @DaniAlexita
      @DaniAlexita 4 роки тому +33

      cool fact, thanks

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 4 роки тому +31

      Imagine it was during a Harley Quinn scene

    • @iexist7728
      @iexist7728 4 роки тому +22

      @@GordonN661 you are not wrong

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 4 роки тому +7

      Seriously?

    • @iexist7728
      @iexist7728 4 роки тому +2

      @@microwave8931 ye

  • @MrMrMrprofessor
    @MrMrMrprofessor 6 років тому +1883

    "This is KATANA. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of it's victims."
    This line, specifically the second sentence, never fails to make me groan out loud whenever I hear it. Seriously, was this script written by an edgy 13 year old? This is "I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" levels of bad writing, if not worse. "I would advise not getting killed by her"...would you advise being killed by ANYONE?? It's just a terrible, one line introduction for a character that we never get to learn anything about other than:
    1. Her name is Katana.
    2. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
    3. Her brother/husband (I honestly can't remember) is trapped in the sword.
    THAT'S IT. Katana might be one of the worst things about this movie, and her inclusion is just baffling to me.

    • @strawberrycheesecake7193
      @strawberrycheesecake7193 6 років тому +196

      and the worst thing is that Katana actually has a very interesting backstory and lore that was just glossed over and forgotten

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 5 років тому +114

      I bet that she was really interesting in the comics.
      Guess movie fans will never know.

    • @izrrr4785
      @izrrr4785 5 років тому +27

      A mall ninja / 1 IQ weebs wet dream.

    • @60quidplustax76
      @60quidplustax76 5 років тому +6

      who?

    • @andylagger551
      @andylagger551 5 років тому +15

      MrMrMrprofessor you didn’t mention her “back having” ability. That’s like... the one saving graces of her character

  • @catarinaverduro2966
    @catarinaverduro2966 7 років тому +322

    "Starring Will Smith as Will Smith..."

    • @eliasklein2580
      @eliasklein2580 6 років тому +16

      Sublime Donut Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith.

    • @alan71390
      @alan71390 6 років тому +1

      E my mind is fucked

  • @SeveralPeople
    @SeveralPeople 8 років тому +720

    I could eat a bowl alphabet soup and shit out a better plot than suicide squad.

  • @thedeliveryboy1123
    @thedeliveryboy1123 5 років тому +130

    "More human than most superhero movies"
    Iron Man, a movie about a playboy millionaire realizing his mistakes and changing his ways, turning into a literal hero that becomes loved by all.
    Thor, which has Loki, somebody who just wanted to be loved by his father
    Infinity War, which isn't really too realistic because it's a space odyssey, but everyone makes sense.

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 4 роки тому +7

      Or if you want to watch realistic superhero’s watch deadpool or even kickass

    • @craftymasterproductions4218
      @craftymasterproductions4218 4 роки тому +5

      “It’s billionaire, Vicki. Millionaires are so last year”
      -Bruce Wayne

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 3 роки тому +1

      Overall, the only reason Suicide Squad is considered a grounded and realistic movie is because it claims to be one.

  • @sincerelycinnamonroll5567
    @sincerelycinnamonroll5567 7 років тому +412

    5:27
    *Maybe the man who can climb anything can save us by climbing the ghosts*

    • @cinnamonperoxide2161
      @cinnamonperoxide2161 7 років тому +13

      Oh my god

    • @VesselTrinh
      @VesselTrinh 7 років тому +8

      Sincerely Cinnamon Roll He couldn't climb over his problems

    • @fr4225
      @fr4225 7 років тому +2

      im crying-

    • @its_nick8663
      @its_nick8663 7 років тому

      Sincerely Cinnamon Roll this mans a genius

    • @TiStardust
      @TiStardust 7 років тому

      Good job, man. This is good.

  • @av4d
    @av4d 8 років тому +679

    Can we talk about how this film is dark as hell? Like actually dark. It's an eyesore.

    • @ethanyeoman9209
      @ethanyeoman9209 8 років тому +57

      I know! It felt like I was squinting the whole time I was watching this in the cinema

    • @liathedragonborn9268
      @liathedragonborn9268 8 років тому +40

      av4d Right? I was watching the movie on my phone and had to turn the brightness completely up to see anything

    • @tomboz777
      @tomboz777 8 років тому

      did this film even have a DP?

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 8 років тому +16

      I watched a scene from Batman vs Superman and I definitely got that same feeling, like its so god damn dark in the scene were doomsday breaks free I legitimately have a hard time discerning anything.

    • @zacroper3577
      @zacroper3577 8 років тому +18

      YMS made a very good point that even when a giant fire god is covering the screen it's still pretty dark. Another movie from this year called Sully has a similar problem of looking extremely white in most scenes it's like someone poured milk over the lens for most of the movie.

  • @daredfoxchick889
    @daredfoxchick889 7 років тому +409

    Notice how fans of Avatar and Korra absolutely recognize the garbage that was the live action film, rather than blindly enjoying it (or knocking those who hated it down) because it has their favorite cartoon characters in meat form.

    • @andrewheaney4874
      @andrewheaney4874 7 років тому +6

      Well, to be fair, a series comic books each with a different story are harder to adapt than one season of a TV show, hence why I disagree with IHE on this video about it being worse than Last Airbender.
      Though I cannot defend the inaccurate designs of many of the characters, especially not Joker and Harley (HOW HARD IS IT to use the arkham game designs?). Some designs, like Killer Croc and Katana are decent interpretations- I would hesitate to call them adaptations, for example I like the idea of a BTAS-esque version of Killer Croc, but they had little to no character at all. And it didn't help that they turned Croc into a racial stereotype (seriously, why did you have to say BET for any other reason than to make a blatantly stereotypical race joke? You could have easily said TV! But I digress).
      Funny thing is, the best parts of the movie for me were the characters that IHE called "boring and forgettable." I personally thought Viola Davis as Amanda Waller was awesome and the best character in the movie despite her being the villain, and I did enjoy El Diablo's and Rick Flag's story arcs, even if the writing could have been better (especially El Diablo's).
      And yeah, you're definitely right about the fanbases.

    • @Bedhead13
      @Bedhead13 7 років тому +19

      demonetization station that movie doesn't exist we pretend it didn't happen in our society.

    • @XaviOnline
      @XaviOnline 7 років тому +2

      I love suicide squad in the comics I hate this movie

    • @MrFlamingpride
      @MrFlamingpride 7 років тому +2

      Yeah, this movie is way better than Last Airbender. At least it's slightly more fun to watch. Take that for what you will.

    • @BruisedMilk
      @BruisedMilk 7 років тому

      Comic fans are pretty much conditioned to like garbage at this point.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 5 років тому +40

    "Here comes Slipknot; the man who can climb anything."
    **BOOM**

  • @lovatredacted2482
    @lovatredacted2482 8 років тому +1631

    New IHE parody channel idea: I Climb Anything (Or I Climb Everything)

    • @faurier
      @faurier 8 років тому +147

      I Climb Everything works better, I think.

    • @m1eli
      @m1eli 8 років тому +1

      Logan Pennington just looked it up and it is my new favorite parody channel

    • @Takadaroba
      @Takadaroba 8 років тому +12

      How dare you make me wheeze that hard

    • @abeljovani429
      @abeljovani429 8 років тому

      Logan Pennington yessss

    • @dynamitegal3295
      @dynamitegal3295 8 років тому

      *slow claps*

  • @Nuudelikeitto
    @Nuudelikeitto 8 років тому +327

    I FUCKING DIED LAUGHING AT THE MOVIE THEATRE BECAUSE OF THE SHITTY CLIMBING MAN

    • @Nuudelikeitto
      @Nuudelikeitto 8 років тому +51

      And like this entire movie felt like it was filmed by 50-year-olds discussing "Hey is this what the kids find cool nowadays?" and put a bunch of "edgy" songs and shitty- GODDAMN I'M SO MAD AT THIS MOVIE

    • @merc6961
      @merc6961 8 років тому +1

      Nuudelikeitto
      Yeah. He was the shittiest character.

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 8 років тому +1

      Nuudelikeitto his character actually deserved to die because well he's...a certain type of criminal

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 8 років тому +1

      Crunchyscarf yeah, I kinda found it funny and offensive they killed the Native American. I'm not triggered I'm just pfft

    • @Nuudelikeitto
      @Nuudelikeitto 8 років тому +1

      Why the hell would they include such a character in the movie? I know they just probably needed someone to be killed but they didn't explain anything about the "man who can climb anything". I don't know much about comics but I bet there's a lot of villains to choose from that don't require political correctness and are not ACTUALLY terrifying to the people who know him and see him in the movie. Like after knowing that fact it would be so disgusting to see someone like him included amongst other praised villains in the movie.

  • @jordansmart7592
    @jordansmart7592 7 років тому +2696

    Yo I pirated this movie, and I still want my money back.

    • @lllllllleeeeeeeeeeeooooooo8540
      @lllllllleeeeeeeeeeeooooooo8540 7 років тому +102

      Jordan Smart it's the only movie i've pirated because I didn't want to give it any money.

    • @chikaraou
      @chikaraou 7 років тому +50

      Lucky you, i've watched this garbage in theatre. ;(

    • @alexdemarest1524
      @alexdemarest1524 7 років тому +51

      Jordan Smart I have never read a sentence more perfectly crafted than that one

    • @oggelicious2716
      @oggelicious2716 7 років тому +32

      This is the only movie i've watched where I wanted my time back, like i've wasted actual time of my life watching this which I would rather spend shoving barbed wire down my urethra.

    • @fanofgodjimindiva2497
      @fanofgodjimindiva2497 7 років тому +8

      I felt the same with Ghostbusters 2016. I really cant decide which movie is more terrible

  • @Burusagi
    @Burusagi 2 роки тому +22

    The Joker with DAMAGED tattooed on his forehead is as subtle and clever as Darth Vader with EVIL etched into his helmet.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 10 місяців тому +1

      Or Dan Mandel wearing a T shirt saying "Jerk."

    • @ShokieShoka
      @ShokieShoka 8 місяців тому

      @@NJGuy1973and somehow Dan was more dimensional than this Joker cause he showed more than one personality trait

  • @manospondylus
    @manospondylus 7 років тому +383

    I know only two movies that have crocodile-men in them:
    -Suicide Squad
    -The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    • @anubhav_monga
      @anubhav_monga 6 років тому +6

      Disappointed Turtle both them were trash

    • @darthmaul9385
      @darthmaul9385 6 років тому

      The crocodile is just a crocodile, not a crocodile man.

    • @darthmaul9385
      @darthmaul9385 6 років тому +1

      “In Life’s a Jungle”

    • @Stofferex
      @Stofferex 6 років тому +1

      If only there was a TMNT movie with Leatherhead...

  • @Bean_Soup
    @Bean_Soup 7 років тому +217

    Lego batman has more humanity than movies with actual humans in it

  • @alexramey2062
    @alexramey2062 7 років тому +249

    "Suicide Squad is AIDS reborn."
    Best. Review intro. Ever.

    • @42ndblaze43
      @42ndblaze43 7 років тому +4

      At least Wonder Woman was fine... Fine.

  • @itsmartinside7248
    @itsmartinside7248 4 роки тому +57

    I just realised there was a character even less interesting than Katana: the one an only man who can climb everything!!!

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 роки тому +5

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He's the best character

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 4 роки тому

      Booo! He was an amazing character!

  • @cerealkiller5599
    @cerealkiller5599 8 років тому +145

    Man, killer croc is fucking terrifying in Arkham series, it's a shame in the movie he's less interesting than a fucking potato.

    • @adamtherock2008
      @adamtherock2008 7 років тому +5

      Killer Potato would be far more interesting than him.

    • @demonminer8093
      @demonminer8093 7 років тому

      The vampire potato from darkwing duck was better in every way than killer croc

  • @travisdicken5947
    @travisdicken5947 6 років тому +371

    You know that guy you went to high school with who went from being a nerd to being an insufferable mid twenties edgelord who constantly posts about how much he doesn’t care what people think about him, wears clothing that looks like Ed Hardy got hired to design Tapout shirts, and is dating a 16 year old “but she’ll be 17 in March?”
    This movie was made for him.

    • @brunoperez9621
      @brunoperez9621 5 років тому +37

      Travis Dicken that's oddly specific.

    • @DomOfSin666
      @DomOfSin666 5 років тому +6

      Bruno Perez Nah. Not rly. Pretty broad tbh

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 5 років тому +27

      r/suspiciouslyspecific

    • @SL-ul3yr
      @SL-ul3yr 5 років тому +25

      It seems so specific only because we are all picturing our specific local scumbag from high school when we read it, because there's one in every town and it's such an accurate depiction of him.

    • @GhengizKanye
      @GhengizKanye 5 років тому +2

      i do but that guys 30 now and spends most of his time in jail

  • @UnknownAce
    @UnknownAce 5 років тому +816

    Killer Croc is actually decent in the Arkham games and comics. How do you make a cool character terrible?

    • @elr6212
      @elr6212 5 років тому +132

      Isaiah Gay ye they should have gone for the Arkham Asylum approach, where he’s a super chunky boi and much bigger than batman or any of the other humans because then he’d actually look intimidating, and not just edgy and like a bit of a loser.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 років тому +21

      maybe you hit him with a rock? a really big rock.

    • @r.j.tammaro8383
      @r.j.tammaro8383 5 років тому +7

      He was pretty neat in Gotham Academy imo

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 5 років тому +13

      Cool hehehe
      Because he's a reptile

    • @ekkonus5719
      @ekkonus5719 5 років тому +6

      By making him into a crack addict MK Reptile

  • @nickk3226
    @nickk3226 4 роки тому +32

    When me and my friends made jokey trading cards in elementary school we were going to have a boomerang dude but decided it was too stupid

  • @Jalmerk
    @Jalmerk 7 років тому +125

    Movies like Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad are basically just the film versions of a kid picking up two fistfuls of assorted action figures and smashing them together until all the limbs start falling off.

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 7 років тому +4

      With a 9 year old doing the story

    • @Intothevoid-NIB
      @Intothevoid-NIB 6 років тому +14

      Bernardo Heusi Except 9 year-olds actually read comics and might actually know that the Joker isn't a fucking pimp

  • @Slafeys
    @Slafeys 7 років тому +1167

    Me dad is a giant movie fan, and my little sister forced me and my dad to watch suicide Squad. He did not even smile ones, after the movie i Watched this video and he said: This video is better then the movie.

    • @CheGuegriffin
      @CheGuegriffin 7 років тому +50

      Cat Slave My* Once* Than*
      you should work on your grammar

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 7 років тому +32

      Little sister forced you to see it? Same thing happened to be but it was worse.....it was frozen instead of this movie

    • @oldchannel1914
      @oldchannel1914 7 років тому +16

      oh god not frozen

    • @regularaccount4556
      @regularaccount4556 7 років тому +53

      Your dad has a point

    • @VanessaOrgia
      @VanessaOrgia 7 років тому +12

      Wise man

  • @SaintsBro217
    @SaintsBro217 8 років тому +829

    Jared Leto is the worst Joker by far.
    "He didn't have enough time!"
    Fuck off fanboys, Ledger and Nicholson impressed everyone within seconds of being on screen, time is absolutely no excuse for how unfaithful this adaptation was.
    EDIT: Mark Hamill is amazing too, I'm just focusing on live action movie versions here.

    • @garchompchump9274
      @garchompchump9274 8 років тому +53

      my favorite part of that horrible interpretation was the silver teeth.
      they just give 10 times the edge and make me hate his over the fucking to character and personality.
      im not sure why DC hasn't just given up on live action movie adaptations when the only good movie interpretations they've had are in the animated movies.

    • @leahcurrie5064
      @leahcurrie5064 8 років тому +1

      Not Spiderman agreed

    • @VinylScratchElementOfWubs
      @VinylScratchElementOfWubs 8 років тому +22

      I remember meeting a person on PS4 who thought Jared Leto was a better Joker than Ledger. It honestly made me wonder how stupid do people have to be to not realize Ledger's performance tops Jared Leto's by a quite insane scale.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 8 років тому +16

      To be fair that's not Leto's fault...it's to whoever wrote this hideous version of him

    • @yooka3505
      @yooka3505 8 років тому +1

      Not Spiderman Romero is my favorite.

  • @scottthomas9589
    @scottthomas9589 4 роки тому +27

    Slipknot is so replaceable. Think about it, Slipknot can ‘climb anything’ but just uses a grappling hook

  • @courier2793
    @courier2793 8 років тому +1960

    THIS IS KATANA. SHE'S GOT MY BACK. I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER. HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 8 років тому +73

      Tehief but can the soul still dance inside the sword?

    • @GoldenDragonLord.
      @GoldenDragonLord. 8 років тому +188

      KATANA

    • @valeriek9214
      @valeriek9214 8 років тому +148

      I would advised not getting killed at all but hey it's your choice!

    • @Te0L0ser
      @Te0L0ser 8 років тому +163

      the way he said that line was so broken and stupid

    • @gabrielferreiraalves7929
      @gabrielferreiraalves7929 8 років тому +111

      Me: Thanks, Exposition-Man. I hope you get a solo film better than this shit.

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 8 років тому +778

    I hated how they fucked up the Joker/Harely Quinn backstory so much. We don't need anymore idiots seeing them as "goals."

    • @Asbestkake
      @Asbestkake 8 років тому +2

      Goals? Care to elaborate?

    • @ee8942
      @ee8942 8 років тому +103

      +Gren_Sonny "Relationship-Goals", those cunts want to have a relationship like joker and harley in this absolutely shite movie

    • @Asbestkake
      @Asbestkake 8 років тому +18

      Balder, the Father of the nightmare of Feminists I immediately regret asking the question but thanks for the context, cheers.

    • @g2578
      @g2578 8 років тому +93

      I hate how loving the joker acted towards Harley. in the comics the joker does not care about Harley, he is extremely abusive and just uses her

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 8 років тому +18

      Colton questionmark exactly

  • @sprungdig8027
    @sprungdig8027 8 років тому +310

    how dare you make fun of kite man hes MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

    • @mrcrazyattire723
      @mrcrazyattire723 8 років тому +6

      SprungDig80 Kite man is the disabled step step brother of ice cream man.

    • @mrcrazyattire723
      @mrcrazyattire723 8 років тому +2

      Razboozle WE NEVER SPEAK ABOUT POTATO MAN, not after the "children" incident....

    • @smarthinus3286
      @smarthinus3286 8 років тому +7

      DC should make a movie in which kite man, potato man, ice cream man and "the man who can climb everything" team up and kick superman's ass.

    • @narita4461
      @narita4461 8 років тому +1

      Salacious Crumb I would definitly watch that movie

    • @smarthinus3286
      @smarthinus3286 8 років тому +1

      Lucas Narita Yeah, it'll without a doubt be better than Suicide Squad.

  • @nave-wp4ws
    @nave-wp4ws 4 роки тому +17

    The man who can climb anything is secretly link from breath of the wild

  • @zombieninjatoast5041
    @zombieninjatoast5041 7 років тому +580

    There needs to be an IHE-parody channel named "I Climb Everything"

  • @LukeLeonettiYouTube
    @LukeLeonettiYouTube 6 років тому +1191

    THIS IS KATANA. SHE’S GOT MY BACK. I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER. HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF HER VICTIMS IN IT

    • @helioxous5338
      @helioxous5338 6 років тому +52

      Seems legit

    • @beans4840
      @beans4840 6 років тому +5

      Well I guess we're just making shit up now

    • @HarmonicVector
      @HarmonicVector 6 років тому +12

      KITANAH

    • @perhaps9460
      @perhaps9460 6 років тому +2

      K A T A N A!

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 6 років тому +30

      Translation: "This is Katana. She's in the movie too. We just forgot to have her in the first scene"

  • @CaptainResident
    @CaptainResident 7 років тому +339

    I had the misfortune of watching this in the theater.
    I have not recovered since.

    • @RosieSquall
      @RosieSquall 7 років тому +35

      I watched it in the theatre with free tickets. I still feel robbed.

    • @donaldjgumpofficial5754
      @donaldjgumpofficial5754 7 років тому +3

      I watched it in the theatre and I thought it was ok but it had some decent moments and El Diablo is a decent character.

    • @brynnsparrow8476
      @brynnsparrow8476 7 років тому +1

      I watched it in a theater with nice adjustable seats that were super comfy.

    • @tanyaochoa3090
      @tanyaochoa3090 7 років тому +4

      I watched it in the theatre because I was NOT going to buy the DVD. El Diablo was the only enjoyable character with motivation in my opinion.

    • @RosieSquall
      @RosieSquall 7 років тому +2

      Tanya Mars yep. And his line when he transforms is great!

  • @definitelynottommywiseau3037
    @definitelynottommywiseau3037 3 роки тому +15

    Came here after watching the new one, which is quite a massive upgrade and glowup over the garbage first film.

  • @BumbleeBeemø
    @BumbleeBeemø 6 років тому +888

    All I wanted was for Harley Quinn to get the cinema entrance she deserved. Then suicide squad came out and I was utterly disappointed. People only know her as an over sexualized maniac than the gem she was from Batman the animated series. I cri

    • @ciaranavan8915
      @ciaranavan8915 6 років тому +123

      JujuBmo I know! Harley Quinn had so much potential and these 'directors' threw her whole story out of the window, and then created a bland, washed out, over sexualized character. I was so disappointed.

    • @stormyeclipse5214
      @stormyeclipse5214 6 років тому +18

      All the characters were poorly shown.

    • @calebfitz9982
      @calebfitz9982 6 років тому +9

      I totaly agrey she is a great character just not in this movie

    • @rdyrk8405
      @rdyrk8405 6 років тому +21

      Actually Harley quinn was always over sexualized, since she first appeared, she is like the joker's dumb whore.

    • @jasminesanchez5046
      @jasminesanchez5046 6 років тому +27

      Exactly!!!! I personally hate the Harley portrayed in suicide squad. The old Harley from Batman the animated series was an amazing character.

  • @jamescanares4396
    @jamescanares4396 8 років тому +430

    If he can climb everything, does that mean he can climb yourself?

    • @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222
      @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222 8 років тому +64

      If he can climb anything, does that mean he can climb Mars Bars?

    • @mech5670
      @mech5670 8 років тому +30

      James C If he can climb anything, does that mean he can climb my ego?

    • @redwingchronicle7974
      @redwingchronicle7974 8 років тому +27

      I can't even believe this fan base

    • @loganhiltibidal799
      @loganhiltibidal799 8 років тому +14

      Does that mean he can climb wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men?

    • @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222
      @iwanthisokatofuckmesilly5222 8 років тому +16

      Watching Suicide Squad is like masturbating with sand paper.

  • @cadenshane3983
    @cadenshane3983 7 років тому +572

    If you can climb anything does that mean you can climb yourself?

  • @BeegBWolf
    @BeegBWolf 5 років тому +80

    When I realized that the only thing I enjoyed was Katana's thicc looking hips, I decided to walk out

  • @user-nx6vn7ry3e
    @user-nx6vn7ry3e 7 років тому +150

    Killer Croc's actor has a master's degree in law; he decided to get into that role instead. Let that sink in.

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 6 років тому +13

      What a waste.

    • @cthulhux2215
      @cthulhux2215 6 років тому +2

      wow

    • @steampnk9896
      @steampnk9896 6 років тому

      acting probably pays better tho... it's all about the $$$

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 6 років тому

      Well I hope they payed well enough

    • @MH-sg8rn
      @MH-sg8rn 6 років тому +1

      S V you’re not the smartest are you? To quote IHE, ‘clearly a child’

  • @saladcollective9532
    @saladcollective9532 7 років тому +501

    "Sorry guy, you're just too charming and likeable."
    -How you get turned down for a position at I Hate Everything Studios.

    • @lizardgirl
      @lizardgirl 7 років тому +2

      SaladCollective Hahahah!

    • @pierrebegley2746
      @pierrebegley2746 7 років тому +10

      SaladCollective You have to be an Assaholic Bitch to join that studio.

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 7 років тому +3

      I actually get turned down like that by every girl ever :(

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 3 роки тому +25

    8:47 This aged flawlessly. Well IHE, you definitely got your wish.

    • @DHynes5
      @DHynes5 3 роки тому +3

      (SPOILERS FOR TSS)
      Well...to an extent since Captain Boomerang was killed off after the first ten minutes.
      Ah well, the new film was a gigantic improvement over this anyway

  • @viron3664
    @viron3664 7 років тому +217

    "Slipknot can climb anything." Okay but can he climb out of his fucking grave?

  • @oonadoodles
    @oonadoodles 8 років тому +398

    Remember how Enchantress was weirdly moving her hips in the background? ...that's all I remember.

    • @oonadoodles
      @oonadoodles 8 років тому +14

      Oh and THANK YOU FOR ADDING THIS TO THE LIST.

    • @ArcazJordan
      @ArcazJordan 8 років тому +1

      MsClumsyAssassin Yeah xD

    • @cat_jk00
      @cat_jk00 8 років тому +41

      She was doing that stupid uga booga magic words cliche. Hollywood scripts do this all the time and it pisses me off.

    • @oonadoodles
      @oonadoodles 8 років тому +39

      What makes it even BETTER is that they had to CGI her hips to make it move that way.

    • @dickcheesemcgee6978
      @dickcheesemcgee6978 6 років тому

      OonaDraws 🤤

  • @tomburgess8485
    @tomburgess8485 8 років тому +213

    I have no fucking clue why they did this when they already had an amazing DC universe with a suicide squad that actually makes sense in the "arrow verse"

    • @Fire-in-the-sky
      @Fire-in-the-sky 8 років тому +2

      hahahaah you gotta be kidding me

    • @sm320
      @sm320 8 років тому

      I know right, he's trying to say DC has an amazing universe in the movies and TV shows, he's a natural!

    • @acrowbar2394
      @acrowbar2394 8 років тому

      ^have you actually seen the shows?

    • @Fire-in-the-sky
      @Fire-in-the-sky 8 років тому

      a crowbar are you talking to me?

    • @sm320
      @sm320 8 років тому

      a crowbar Yes, not all the way through, but I've seen some. The green arrow doesn't have his amazing mustache...

  • @BlocksoBlock
    @BlocksoBlock 3 роки тому +13

    What’s funny is they tried to have there own guardians of the galaxy that when they failed they got James Gunn who made those films to make the reband/reboot/remake and it did WAY better and it’s glorious

  • @miyoooh2056
    @miyoooh2056 7 років тому +401

    We're all gonna DIE!!
    Don't worry guys, it's me, the guy who can climb anything, here to save you.

  • @telatomodosh7410
    @telatomodosh7410 8 років тому +629

    Comic book fans and real diehard DC people don't like this movie, it only has leverage because it's edgy and has twenty six pilots in it.

    • @telatomodosh7410
      @telatomodosh7410 8 років тому +10

      Will Smith is Will Smith though I'll give them that

    • @blackRXrider
      @blackRXrider 8 років тому +7

      Thomas Toledo the guy who created the suicide squad comics enjoyed the film. i guess he's just some filthy casual.

    • @telatomodosh7410
      @telatomodosh7410 8 років тому +6

      He enjoyed it, not thought it was an amazing lore filled masterpiece

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 8 років тому +20

      True, literally the only thing that made the preview catch my eye was the fact that it was playing a 21 pilots song. Yes I'm this stupid..

    • @telatomodosh7410
      @telatomodosh7410 8 років тому +35

      So are half the teenage girls in America, but there's always a hope

  • @SjaakadeliC
    @SjaakadeliC 8 років тому +361

    Katana needs her own movie. This is the plot: THIS IS KATANA, SHE GOT MAH BACK.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 7 років тому +10

      Do you watch Arrow? This is Katana. I met her about 5 years ago when she had a son and a husband and wanted me to wash my own clothes. I brought her here to kill her husband and because she apparently wanted to try out her new costume. Oh, and she saved my life.
      -Oliver Queen, season 3

    • @Ian-oe9wp
      @Ian-oe9wp 7 років тому +2

      bruhh

    • @miqvPL
      @miqvPL 7 років тому +5

      a story of a troubled asian girl with a violent past helping to carry a disabled commando through a destroyed city, searching for hope, relief and point in her miserable life. Finally, falling in love with a man, after saving him and herself
      Oscar-fucking-worthy

    • @remco.l4891
      @remco.l4891 7 років тому

      Sjaakadelic no way, that would be shit because she doesn't speak English

    • @SjaakadeliC
      @SjaakadeliC 7 років тому +1

      People without humor on the interwebz... Kliko, you've won that award for today.

  • @whiskeyshaw8818
    @whiskeyshaw8818 3 роки тому +60

    Harley Quinn was a psychiatrist and knew the mind inside and out. She sexualized her body ONLY to get the drop on people. She was super smart, and instead they turned her into a sex symbol instead of what her character is in the comics, and it pisses me the fuck off

    • @Im__Andy-f6x
      @Im__Andy-f6x 2 роки тому +10

      I’m so glad in birds of prey she isn’t a stupid sex symbol, there’s quite the difference when Harley is written by a woman vs when she’s written by a man

    • @cgi_angel6001
      @cgi_angel6001 2 роки тому +2

      @@Im__Andy-f6x true dat

    • @saxondespens7271
      @saxondespens7271 2 роки тому

      @@Im__Andy-f6x ok adderall man

    • @peanutm9346
      @peanutm9346 День тому

      ​@@Im__Andy-f6x reddit tier comment