FouseyTube: An Alternate Reality [2]

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  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 років тому +11998

    ‪"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a clown stamping on a worm - forever." - George Orwell ‬

    • @shadowbanned7575
      @shadowbanned7575 6 років тому +31

      How I wish it was forever

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 6 років тому +43

      I bet if Colossal was Fousey's Big Brother, Fousey would have to call the Bully Hunters.

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 6 років тому +9

      But that what it's all about, isn't it?

    • @KeenScout.
      @KeenScout. 6 років тому +6

      Irrelevant

    • @thefuckisjustiny.1609
      @thefuckisjustiny.1609 6 років тому +7

      Nerd City what does it mean.

  • @LiNX4
    @LiNX4 6 років тому +3459

    Can’t wait to watch part 3 in a few years!

  • @LazerzZ
    @LazerzZ 6 років тому +905

    The fact that you used so many of his own quotes against him is absolite genius, brilliant video as always, incredible effort goes into these videos and they're always a bloody good time to watch

    • @autumnleaves7872
      @autumnleaves7872 6 років тому +3

      Lmao, he even made Ricegum seem deep and philosophical when he honed in on the ''irrelevant youtuber trying to gain relevance through any measure'' bit, obviously Rice just randomly mentioned his first impression of Fousey at the time when he got brought up, but it's a huge part of why Fousey actually was part of all this bullshit and caused it in the first place, Rice clearly hit it on the head there since even he follows at least some logic and rational thought, Fousey doesn't.

    • @autumnleaves7872
      @autumnleaves7872 6 років тому +2

      Also sad to say, even Rice, who's the poster child for caring about relevancy and ''showing off'', doesn't even in reality care this much, and more so puts it on for the image than actually being what he shows/says in essence, while Fousey pretends to be the opposite, but is exactly that.
      Saying that since Rice takes on this image of someone that shows off and just cares about money, materials, views, and so on, and people run with it and think they're clever for stating the obvious or literally following that image and matching it as if that's him, but the reality there, ironically, being the opposite, since we have Fousey lying, but caring the most and showing the opposite with actions, and then Rice being honest, but that image undervaluing who he actually is, since with his actions, he does the opposite of even his overt attempts at showing off, for example by how he almost never posts on UA-cam, or when he does, it's irregularly, so him clearly caring more about living his life and comfort, than views and money, since otherwise he'd upload daily garbage like most of these other youtubers, just to bump up his total views and money coming in, dude uploads so little and irregularly, that his monthly views are below even people that upload daily or once every 2 days and don't even get a million views per video.

    • @nessnevermiss
      @nessnevermiss 6 років тому +1

      facts

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +1

      LazerzZ indeed, that's quality over quantity for ya ;)

  • @PaidtoDrive
    @PaidtoDrive 6 років тому +727

    I had to do a double take when I saw this in my subscriptions... He's Back!

  • @johnwest6690
    @johnwest6690 3 роки тому +469

    He's uploaded twice in nearly half a decade. This has to be some sort of record.

    • @johnwest6690
      @johnwest6690 3 роки тому +53

      remember when he said he would upload once a month... yeah that worked well

    • @DidNotSeeYouThere
      @DidNotSeeYouThere 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnwest6690 Pepperidge farms remembers

    • @johnwest6690
      @johnwest6690 2 роки тому

      @@DidNotSeeYouThere I remember when he said on Jarcast that he would do one video a week. xD

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 2 роки тому

      He has done some on his second channel

  • @ericfartman5624
    @ericfartman5624 6 років тому +5137

    Stop dude take a break ,you don't need to upload this often!

    • @IJUSTDROWNED
      @IJUSTDROWNED 6 років тому +51

      Eric Fartman but he hasn’t uploading in like a year

    • @chake9524
      @chake9524 6 років тому +521

      @@IJUSTDROWNED r/wooooosh

    • @billychapman5221
      @billychapman5221 6 років тому +5

      Super Epic Noob YT two lol

    • @okiii.
      @okiii. 6 років тому +7

      For real though

    • @xravia79
      @xravia79 6 років тому +1

      @@IJUSTDROWNED lmao

  • @IzzyGoneCrazy
    @IzzyGoneCrazy 6 років тому +4900

    This was great! I can’t wait to watch the next upload in 2020.

  • @fallout_nerd1012
    @fallout_nerd1012 4 роки тому +130

    That delivery of "Wicked, we're gonna be getting some gang shit" gets me every time with just how casual it is

    • @LateNightTableCo
      @LateNightTableCo Рік тому +8

      I want a shirt with Clown that says “WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE GANG SHIT?!?”

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 років тому +1582

    Didn't he change his name to dandelion or some shit

    • @yungspacetowel2742
      @yungspacetowel2742 6 років тому +43

      Donut Operator where did you hear that, I'm interested.

    • @wdqt
      @wdqt 6 років тому +77

      yung space towel he changed his name to rose.

    • @untitled586
      @untitled586 6 років тому +16

      holy shit I see you everywhere lol

    • @cade4480
      @cade4480 6 років тому

      Some flower idk bout that shit may be like sunflower or something

    • @C0yotie
      @C0yotie 6 років тому +4

      Rose

  • @extra6839
    @extra6839 6 років тому +388

    Can’t wait to see Part 3, next year.
    Fousey, 2019.

    • @Plasmaghost1305
      @Plasmaghost1305 6 років тому +2

      If Fousey comes back

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 6 років тому +11

      Part 3 in three years

    • @extra6839
      @extra6839 6 років тому

      Bertrand Addy Do you not follow the Fousey pattern? He’s coming back. Coming back dumber.

    • @SlashDotDash121
      @SlashDotDash121 6 років тому

      Who is fousey??

    • @Plasmaghost1305
      @Plasmaghost1305 6 років тому

      @@extra6839 don't worry I checked just now and he's still... Fucking uploading

  • @mr.probable1236
    @mr.probable1236 6 років тому +285

    I did NOT expect to wake up to a colossal video today.

  • @jsclaim2game74
    @jsclaim2game74 Рік тому +228

    A part 3 would be so convenient now

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy 6 років тому +5178

    Honestly I'm not even joking Colossal should pursue a singing career

    • @MankMuffinMemes
      @MankMuffinMemes 6 років тому +154

      Grandayy that was fucking delicious, eggs on toast.

    • @alternateaccount3898
      @alternateaccount3898 6 років тому +78

      Colossal x Grandayy, with colossal singing and Grandayy doing the noteblock music

    • @user-eu2ce8qc6e
      @user-eu2ce8qc6e 6 років тому +2

      Yos

    • @James-dx9rj
      @James-dx9rj 6 років тому +1

      Grandaddy

    • @dietv7619
      @dietv7619 6 років тому +5

      Your memes are.... Are ........ GAY !!

  • @Jesse
    @Jesse 6 років тому +833

    Damn clown! You are a genius.

    • @Nashthedemi
      @Nashthedemi 6 років тому +3

      Jesse had more than 5 mill subs can’t get more than 10 likes on a comment 😂

    • @roman1022
      @roman1022 6 років тому +1

      Wtf...

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 6 років тому +13

      Jesse aren’t you the guy that made that shitty presentation at E3! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 6 років тому +1

      squid face subs mean nothing to be honest bro. Can have millions of subs and still get wack views

    • @Brennann
      @Brennann 6 років тому

      lol who did this i think ive seen you in every comment section.

  • @thealaskanforever
    @thealaskanforever 6 років тому +1810

    PewDiePie: Uploads daily
    Abroad in Japan: Uploads every 2-4 weeks
    Jontron: Uploads every 6-12 Months
    Colossal is Crazy: Uploads every 1-2 Years

    • @jayvonwebb4864
      @jayvonwebb4864 6 років тому +38

      Heyy you watch people that I watch too

    • @DoodleWill
      @DoodleWill 6 років тому +4

      Still better than Protonjon.

    • @twistedlogik2523
      @twistedlogik2523 6 років тому +66

      GradeAUnderA: Uploads Never

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM 6 років тому +4

      he uploads a bit more often on his second channel..

    • @internetdinosaur8810
      @internetdinosaur8810 6 років тому +5

      You forgot Lemmino: Uploads every 1-2 months

  • @pershingpower9397
    @pershingpower9397 4 роки тому +1110

    People say that Idubbbz is the cop on the field, and Nerd City is the forensics team, but now I realize Colossal is the fucking firing squad

    • @angeltheboss1243
      @angeltheboss1243 3 роки тому +6

      And h3h3 is fbi

    • @sickmilk6975
      @sickmilk6975 3 роки тому +171

      h3h3 is too hypocritical to be part of this team

    • @NoBody-lj5xh
      @NoBody-lj5xh 3 роки тому +76

      @@sickmilk6975 So the CIA, then?

    • @sickmilk6975
      @sickmilk6975 3 роки тому +32

      @Harrisingle Yep, Gokanaru is talented and I'd even argue that he's better than iDubbbz because at least he has the guts to admit he's in the wrong.

    • @Regalhound
      @Regalhound 3 роки тому +12

      If colossal is the firing squad, then he must be firing once every 3 years

  • @coldones
    @coldones 6 років тому +2341

    Clown dropping a video is like the 2nd comming of Christ.

    • @emperorshaq
      @emperorshaq 6 років тому +18

      Blaze Beats don’t compare my god to some fucked up deity

    • @johnvega5321
      @johnvega5321 6 років тому +26

      Blaze Beats triggered lmao?

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 6 років тому +27

      Anything4views Learn to spell, you worthless fuck.

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 6 років тому +7

      Yeah, I think he meant ‘cumming’ for obvious reasons.

    • @AV-zh6tq
      @AV-zh6tq 6 років тому +2

      You're my favorite thicky

  • @JustFlipperZ
    @JustFlipperZ 6 років тому +280

    thanks for keeping up the consistent upload schedule!

  • @DramaAlert
    @DramaAlert 6 років тому +2426

    Welcome Back! - 10/10 IGN! ( Place your bets on when clown will upload next) I say 16 months.

  • @buckleupteddy
    @buckleupteddy 4 роки тому +319

    Was colossal real, or just a figment of our imagination?

    • @efafvadffweafbvzagdafs8076
      @efafvadffweafbvzagdafs8076 3 роки тому +9

      10 months later and we still don’t know

    • @gendid1396
      @gendid1396 2 роки тому +5

      @@efafvadffweafbvzagdafs8076 another 10 months and we still have no idea

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 2 роки тому +2

      He does more twitch shit and collaps, he’ll come back tho colossal always does

    • @TheSunkenShipWreck
      @TheSunkenShipWreck 2 роки тому +3

      @@gendid1396 another another 10 months later and we still don't know

    • @hk-4738
      @hk-4738 7 місяців тому +2

      Has it ever occurred to you that we may just be a figment of his?

  • @TinoBacela
    @TinoBacela 6 років тому +1237

    I never thought I'd watch a 30min video on UA-cam and still feel like it was short.

    • @shutup6198
      @shutup6198 6 років тому +3

      Tino Bacela its entertaining that’s why

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +1

      Tino Bacela it was so worth the wait though

    • @JackTheTipper
      @JackTheTipper 6 років тому +1

      wait..... i was so engrossed into it i didn't see how long it was O_O

    • @takingnone1780
      @takingnone1780 6 років тому +1

      Tino Bacela watch every content cop, it’ll feel like 20 minutes.

    • @KeroŞero
      @KeroŞero 6 років тому +1

      Hey, let me reccomend you a channel that will leave you saying the same thing, Lemmino. Seriously check it out. I genuinely he is one of the best creators on this website.

  • @InsideAMindInsideAMind
    @InsideAMindInsideAMind 6 років тому +336

    It's about time...

    • @sulaimaanchamda4501
      @sulaimaanchamda4501 6 років тому +1

      Whyis ur comment underrated senpai

    • @Volanity
      @Volanity 6 років тому

      @@sulaimaanchamda4501 because he is a dying youtuber

    • @sulaimaanchamda4501
      @sulaimaanchamda4501 6 років тому

      @@Volanity OOF, whats the reason u say that?

    • @jordanmattson3352
      @jordanmattson3352 6 років тому

      @@Volanity feelsbadman

    • @extol5645
      @extol5645 6 років тому

      Torpid • He is dying because he was like 4 days late on his release date so the hype died down and he doesn’t uploads and talks shit about Keemstar when Keemstar promotes his content all the time and helps him out. Colossal is dying and needs to stop fuckin lady boys and giraffes in Thailand.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 6 років тому +1547

    What a wild ride this has been, I remember when Leafy called him Egg boi, lol.

    • @JIGWIGPIG
      @JIGWIGPIG 6 років тому +33

      RIP leafy:( ssssssssss

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 6 років тому +1

      ProtoMario Lol says the plant boi 😂
      Wait does he mean leafy as in weed?
      XD WEED GANG LOL

    • @ryanbashaw4513
      @ryanbashaw4513 6 років тому +2

      Now hes an egg head with an ugly tattoo!

    • @JM-tx2fz
      @JM-tx2fz 6 років тому +19

      i remember when leafy made videos

    • @josephd8129
      @josephd8129 6 років тому +2

      Oh shit you still exist. I remember watching you all the way back during the game theory controversy oml. I hope your family is doing good my man! I may not really enjoy theories or nintendo anymore but I wish you the best!

  • @ilikemeatballs1231
    @ilikemeatballs1231 4 роки тому +868

    just click forgot password dude. Jeez

  • @8ENSON
    @8ENSON 6 років тому +311

    Malteser: An Alternate Reality [2]

    • @ohmygahdbilly
      @ohmygahdbilly 6 років тому +4

      That's stomedy tho

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 6 років тому +2

      Stomedyyy, is he still alive?? Or he finally turned into an actual human malteser?

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 6 років тому

      MutuallySustainedHateBoner Inc chill out nigga

    • @dave___
      @dave___ 6 років тому

      Drake: An Alternate Reality [2] [2]

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 6 років тому

      david Drake from Drake and Josh?

  • @DinksterDaily
    @DinksterDaily 6 років тому +1305

    Havent laughed like that in a while! See ya in 2 years.

  • @NotEnoughHats1800
    @NotEnoughHats1800 6 років тому +2141

    Been a while since the Greek Theater saw a classic tragedy.

    • @randomalienfrommars0567
      @randomalienfrommars0567 5 років тому +33

      OK that was really good

    • @shimmershine6902
      @shimmershine6902 5 років тому +7

      I...I can’t even be mad at this one lol

    • @amagimofumofu6549
      @amagimofumofu6549 4 роки тому

      @Kyle Castloo it was ended because someone called in a bomb threat (maybe it was fousey who did it or not)

    • @Cross-vo1ui
      @Cross-vo1ui 4 роки тому +4

      @Kyle Castloo he probably saw that the event wasn't what he expected so he said "it was supposed to end in a bomb threat" to try save his ass or something

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry for obliviousness, but what does joke mean?

  • @JoseOlalde
    @JoseOlalde Рік тому +96

    The return of the Clown. We need Part 3 ASAP

    • @Vercingetorix.Rising
      @Vercingetorix.Rising Рік тому +5

      Seriously

    • @hk-4738
      @hk-4738 Рік тому +2

      Never gonna happen, unfortunately.

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs Рік тому +1

      ​@@hk-4738what happened?

    • @hk-4738
      @hk-4738 Рік тому

      @@SmokeyOwOs Listen to TBH podcast about Fousey. He lost interest years ago.

    • @mirrorhymn
      @mirrorhymn 9 місяців тому

      ​@@SmokeyOwOs he died :(

  • @senatoromelette3629
    @senatoromelette3629 6 років тому +2041

    This dude could literally be the antagonist of farcry 6

    • @therapture87
      @therapture87 6 років тому +7

      Senator Omelette yesssss

    • @SSelkie3
      @SSelkie3 6 років тому +59

      I'd play the fucking shit out if that, hopefully it would come with a Rose fallout DLC

    • @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong
      @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong 6 років тому +15

      Wdym could, he literally is.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 6 років тому +25

      maybe a far cry set in hollywood after a crazed celberty goes megalomanic and takes control of the state after taking control of the nuke silos in cali so the army cant invade

    • @SilasGrieves
      @SilasGrieves 6 років тому +8

      If the Protagonist isn’t voiced by Clown, we riot.

  • @UberDanger
    @UberDanger 6 років тому +608

    Clown 2020
    upload schedule that is

    • @9-b_b-9
      @9-b_b-9 6 років тому +2

      Ik he worse than u

    • @MrSvenize
      @MrSvenize 6 років тому +2

      Go back to work uber

    • @parzivail6383
      @parzivail6383 6 років тому

      More gang beasts vids

  • @noshareif3796
    @noshareif3796 6 років тому +338

    Inactivity dies, colossal arrives

  • @SteelKicker01
    @SteelKicker01 10 місяців тому +12

    The fact that he could realese Part 3, 5 years later, and it would still be completely relevant is so funny

  • @Chipflake
    @Chipflake 6 років тому +701

    Top 10 Anime Sequels of All Time

  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt 6 років тому +525

    He is risen

    • @boredman1890
      @boredman1890 6 років тому +2

      Only Jesus mate

    • @chiprobeson1658
      @chiprobeson1658 6 років тому

      I love ya shit bro

    • @airplayrule
      @airplayrule 6 років тому

      Whang! I literally just came from a video about Tinder that i think u hosted. what are the odds some1 would reply to my very old comment to take me there before i came here to see u in the comments.

    • @louie-xk4yq
      @louie-xk4yq 6 років тому +1

      Ouch! My w a n g !

    • @KingLinm
      @KingLinm 6 років тому

      Whang! Whang!?

  • @FailoReachForge
    @FailoReachForge 6 років тому +426

    *When dad actually comes home from the shop.*

    • @gaylordpantamime
      @gaylordpantamime 6 років тому +4

      Took 2 years for pah to "go to the store to get beer"

    • @zenmari6556
      @zenmari6556 6 років тому +6

      With his pack of cigarettes and beer

    • @badmon7732
      @badmon7732 6 років тому +1

      Vladimir Lenin if you Caucasian papa will most likely diddle you skin fiddle

    • @Plaguelord999
      @Plaguelord999 5 років тому

      Dad left again

  • @TheIsraeliRanter
    @TheIsraeliRanter 4 роки тому +55

    Fousey is the type of guy who will tell you he hates Pyramid schemes and in the same time will tell about his multi-level marketing business he's launching.

  • @Nathorix
    @Nathorix 6 років тому +528

    Can't wait for next year's video.

    • @odaeiichiro667
      @odaeiichiro667 6 років тому +10

      If you read this
      just have a fucking good day

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 6 років тому +5

      make it 2 years

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 6 років тому +1

      I most certainly will have a good day. Same to you, good sir.

    • @216MALACHI
      @216MALACHI 6 років тому +1

      stupip roblox idot

    • @bumba7220
      @bumba7220 6 років тому

      @@216MALACHI nice grammar

  • @Gadfly333
    @Gadfly333 6 років тому +2554

    Does anyone else come back to watch this frequently just to enjoy the amazing editing by Colossal? And to relive the hilarity of course. But seriously, the amount of work and talent that went into this is insane.

    • @OliverPewPewPew
      @OliverPewPewPew 6 років тому +33

      That's me. I watch this so often, even the first one. The editing here is golden

    • @aramwatters
      @aramwatters 6 років тому +5

      Yes I'm watching it again now collosal is the man.

    • @mrtheluckybucket
      @mrtheluckybucket 6 років тому +3

      It’s just simple transitions.

    • @aramwatters
      @aramwatters 6 років тому +21

      It's not what he does but the way he does it

    • @MintyCoffee
      @MintyCoffee 6 років тому +9

      mrtheluckybucket let’s see you do better.

  • @AbandonedExplorationSquad
    @AbandonedExplorationSquad 6 років тому +761

    Quality over quantity 👌🏻

    • @danieldeandrade5741
      @danieldeandrade5741 6 років тому +10

      Still, 2 years to post a video is just fecking insane

    • @jasonstroude1414
      @jasonstroude1414 6 років тому +2

      @@myusername2607 Stressful, plus he already has twitch soooo take what you get

    • @polnajeff9035
      @polnajeff9035 6 років тому +1

      he's just lazy. he finished this video in like 2 weeks. if he did ounce a month. fine

    • @lambsum
      @lambsum 6 років тому +1

      The July 15 event was only 2 months ago so it couldn't have taken him that long to make this, he probably was doing other things.

    • @jaywillow4432
      @jaywillow4432 6 років тому +1

      These viewers are like drug feinds getting mad because someone doesnt post...like they pay good money to get this content..Its FREE! LOL Its a generation of entitled little kids

  • @apklish
    @apklish Рік тому +73

    I think it’s time for a part 3..

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 Рік тому +3

      mayhapseth

    • @Blackwolfninja89
      @Blackwolfninja89 11 місяців тому +1

      he has enough material for 4 more parts because there are so many things he's done in the last 3 or 4 years

  • @Ryan_Harkin
    @Ryan_Harkin 6 років тому +233

    Colossal needs a Nobel Prize for his fight against cancer.

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 6 років тому +9

      Bro...
      Damn that was clever

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 6 років тому +8

      I’ll adimit good show BLOODY GOOD SHOW

  • @erykitten
    @erykitten 6 років тому +366

    lol keem promotes this documentary and gets roasted

    • @donnygat
      @donnygat 6 років тому +15

      Ikr he's the reason I even clicked on it when it popped up in my reccomended

    • @a.j.whelpley2551
      @a.j.whelpley2551 6 років тому +11

      Keem embraced that nickname plus him and colossal were on a podcast together. It's all in good fun.

    • @juancapomasi9046
      @juancapomasi9046 6 років тому

      I didn't know he was gonna release a 2nd part. He said that part 1 was the only one he was gonna make cuz Fousey was kinda dead.

    • @miraclechao
      @miraclechao 6 років тому +1

      @@juancapomasi9046 I guess you can say that Fousey *rose* up from the ashes.

    • @berniehoe9960
      @berniehoe9960 6 років тому

      twoja stara him and colossal are friends, I’m pretty sure colossals roasting him in good fun.

  • @WOLF36554
    @WOLF36554 6 років тому +386

    It's like we are back in 2016 youtube.

  • @legendgamer676
    @legendgamer676 3 роки тому +57

    I cherish moments like this when I remember that you actually exist.

  • @lsaturnm
    @lsaturnm 6 років тому +294

    Wow dad actually came back after searching for those cigarettes

    • @mayanksinghbhati8921
      @mayanksinghbhati8921 6 років тому +5

      Saturn But why does he have a belt in his hands and anger in his eyes ??? 😐😐

    • @juancapomasi9046
      @juancapomasi9046 6 років тому +6

      And so, after what it seemed like 30 minutes of excrusiating pain, he left to get a beer... See you guys in a couple of years when he comes back with "The Beer"

  • @TheRealRed
    @TheRealRed 6 років тому +1387

    See y'all in 2 years!

  • @UnrealEntGaming
    @UnrealEntGaming 6 років тому +614

    This was a masterpiece.

    • @9hawk16
      @9hawk16 6 років тому +2

      Didn't expect to see you here.

    • @MIDNightPT4
      @MIDNightPT4 6 років тому

      UnrealEntGaming absolutely

    • @thomas-do8yv
      @thomas-do8yv 6 років тому

      can i see it again the movie off fouseytube can you answer me again

    • @autumnleaves7872
      @autumnleaves7872 6 років тому

      Factual

    • @VnfvitYGhozT
      @VnfvitYGhozT 6 років тому

      UnrealEntGaming I hope there’s good progress regarding in getting your channel back in order, Alex.

  • @user-di6tq3mn8t
    @user-di6tq3mn8t 4 роки тому +250

    I swear this man is allergic to uploading lmao

    • @acbacbacbacbacb
      @acbacbacbacbacb 4 роки тому +15

      his videos so entertaining i sometimes rewatch them. he needs to upload more

    • @Flourikum
      @Flourikum 3 роки тому +1

      I believe the pyro situation is why he wont.

    • @jackperson5242
      @jackperson5242 3 роки тому +1

      @@Flourikum what?

    • @sackydzNG
      @sackydzNG 3 роки тому +6

      @@jackperson5242 Pyrocynical recently responded to the allegations against him. In a segment of that response video, colossal read out the conversation that Pyrocynical and some other person had.

  • @PainExist
    @PainExist 6 років тому +262

    Christmas Gift came early :O

    • @benepic3101
      @benepic3101 6 років тому

      Pain Exist actually this was last years Christmas gift, it only seems early because it’s so late

    • @jonj5909
      @jonj5909 6 років тому

      So did I

  • @SN4ZZ
    @SN4ZZ 6 років тому +149

    When I saw the video in my feed I thought it was the first one, then I cleared my eyes. I went in shock.

  • @GiovanniNero
    @GiovanniNero 6 років тому +142

    I firmly believe that colossal is idubbbz dad.
    I shall dub him the content sheriff.

    • @hozza9901
      @hozza9901 6 років тому +1

      If Idubbz did a content cop on clown. It would go for 30 seconds. 'he uploads every couple of years and is pure gold'. the end.

    • @fransjacob1759
      @fransjacob1759 6 років тому

      @@hozza9901 also, he has a sexy ass accent.

  • @bigodincat
    @bigodincat 5 місяців тому +9

    Great to see Colossal is sticking to his regular upload schedule

  • @Sive
    @Sive 6 років тому +466

    my name colossal

  • @NorthEastEmo
    @NorthEastEmo 5 років тому +550

    why does Colossal Always sound like he's narrating a wildlife documentary?

    • @rafylaboy738
      @rafylaboy738 4 роки тому +36

      because he sees everyone around him as a snarling savage animal

    • @jerrychan186
      @jerrychan186 4 роки тому +11

      There actually is a clip of him narrating in a wildlife documentary

    • @jerrychan186
      @jerrychan186 4 роки тому +1

      @@orbah9917 ua-cam.com/video/Py-RV87Jk1s/v-deo.html

    • @jeff09_
      @jeff09_ 4 роки тому +4

      He's narrating the documentary of a worm

    • @SpuddyWesker
      @SpuddyWesker 4 роки тому +1

      logic: if british accent must be david edenbruh
      me: bruh

  • @Cogstok
    @Cogstok 6 років тому +437

    I love the subtle lip syncing at 11:50

    • @s0bbingd0ves
      @s0bbingd0ves 6 років тому +2

      cogstok WAIT WH-

    • @XxSteamStreamxX
      @XxSteamStreamxX 6 років тому +5

      Oh yeah, i noticed that well but commented before i read this comment, there are some other times that lip sync a little, but 11:50 was the most noticeable.

    • @Cogstok
      @Cogstok 6 років тому +3

      Yeah, it’s a great way to keep the viewers engaged to be honest. I can’t believe I just discovered this guys work considering how long he’s been around.

    • @Massimo-007MK
      @Massimo-007MK 6 років тому

      He also does it in other parts of the video.

    • @lunausagi8495
      @lunausagi8495 6 років тому +1

      He lipsync more than once. And it's not even hard to notice. The fact you only notice one and say it's subtle just goes to show you can't pay much attention.

  • @IsaacRussell707
    @IsaacRussell707 4 роки тому +57

    Slow down with the uploads Colossal! You are giving us too much!

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 6 років тому +444

    *THE BEAST IN ME*

  • @etzaliYT
    @etzaliYT 6 років тому +467

    Guy: *wakes up from coma*
    Nurse: you've been in a coma for 2 years
    Guy: boy oh boy can't wait to watch Clown's new video

    • @thebrutusmars
      @thebrutusmars 6 років тому +12

      Oh boy can’t wait to spend the next few hours catching up on Clown’s uploads

    • @godsprogrammer1002
      @godsprogrammer1002 6 років тому +1

      These sort of posts are fucking sad, pathetic, and very childish! Grow the fuck up virgin.

    • @godsprogrammer1002
      @godsprogrammer1002 6 років тому

      @@Mephiles-vc7uu its *your* you dumb prick

    • @BenHughesgameplayer
      @BenHughesgameplayer 6 років тому +3

      Remember kids when you're getting a point across, be sure to call people you disagree with virgins!

    • @TheFrostFilesPodcast
      @TheFrostFilesPodcast 6 років тому

      @@BenHughesgameplayer no virgin

  • @jamiepine
    @jamiepine 6 років тому +42

    incredible, thanks for the half hour of laughs. I highly admire your storytelling, as always

  • @ThePermanentVirgin
    @ThePermanentVirgin 4 роки тому +73

    Come back, clown. We need you.

  • @Pxxnks
    @Pxxnks 6 років тому +227

    This is some quality funny content

  • @Supergecko8
    @Supergecko8 6 років тому +146

    It's been 84 years...

    • @Supergecko8
      @Supergecko8 6 років тому

      ...

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 6 років тому

      @Frednoxy Omega yeah but 84 sounds more appropriate

  • @warmjets6625
    @warmjets6625 6 років тому +132

    Clown, you’ve actually got a pretty incredible singing voice

  • @TheHoaxHotel
    @TheHoaxHotel 6 років тому +148

    The guy yelling at him to get back in the car deserves a Congressional Gold Medal at the very least.

    • @Vences5
      @Vences5 6 років тому +2

      The Hoax Hotel holy shit it’s you, love your channel man!

    • @juleswinnfield1437
      @juleswinnfield1437 6 років тому +1

      The Hoax Hotel nice to see you’re still around :) - your content is parallel in quality.

    • @zapper5769
      @zapper5769 6 років тому

      Hahahahajahhah

  • @TheLeft4Gamer
    @TheLeft4Gamer 6 років тому +211

    Part 3 in 10 years?

    • @1631631000
      @1631631000 6 років тому

      PUN PUN

    • @spook3112
      @spook3112 6 років тому +4

      Tbh I bet this video was made in about 3 weeks he probably worked on it during the summer when all this shit went down

  • @Gehab
    @Gehab 6 років тому +292

    I usually dislike drama.. But this..
    This I *like..*

  • @Hamartia64
    @Hamartia64 3 роки тому +40

    Watching this three years later and I gotta say fousey’s girlfriend looks super uncomfortable in every clip she’s in

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 років тому +1258

    Wait a moment, did you just upload?

    • @adamas_dragon
      @adamas_dragon 6 років тому +10

      How dare he?!

    • @KLK01
      @KLK01 6 років тому +27

      See you next year.

    • @AnkVEVO
      @AnkVEVO 6 років тому +3

      He didn’t

    • @ghostlyripper4403
      @ghostlyripper4403 6 років тому +1

      That's what I'm saying. I feels unreal

    • @mecasunny
      @mecasunny 6 років тому +1

      Is this christmas?

  • @nicholaswalden857
    @nicholaswalden857 6 років тому +482

    Me: Hey dad
    Dad: bye son
    1 year later
    Dad: Hey

  • @breakcoregirlxd
    @breakcoregirlxd 6 років тому +316

    That was a long 4 day flight

    • @frogl0dyte
      @frogl0dyte 6 років тому +10

      @Mak Sim what did he even do jesus chriss

    • @vhuyjgvyj
      @vhuyjgvyj 6 років тому +4

      @@frogl0dyte He's a furry. Need more reasons?

    • @matthewsimpson483
      @matthewsimpson483 6 років тому +4

      Yeah chill

    • @sten2184
      @sten2184 6 років тому +3

      @Mak Sim WTF man he is just commenting.

    • @providence160
      @providence160 6 років тому +2

      vhuyjgvyj this man has a valid point

  • @jamepachitube
    @jamepachitube Рік тому +28

    Considering the events that are happening right now with him. This video is still very accurate to who he is still.

    • @PalmdalesAdonis
      @PalmdalesAdonis Рік тому +6

      When fousey live stream career flops I hope they make a 3rd video

  • @GardenShed-Official
    @GardenShed-Official 6 років тому +310

    Colossal is crazy, an alternate upload schedual

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +6

      trex plays still worth the long wait though, let's be honest. Also, I haven't watched the rest of Clown's videos in quite some time, I'll have to rewatch while I wait.

  • @reecepotter1949
    @reecepotter1949 6 років тому +186

    See you in another year or two

  • @shankbob4860
    @shankbob4860 6 років тому +274

    "Ofc the gnome came. He smelt the money all from the other side of the country" 😂 got me

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 6 років тому +22

      "jewish shark" 😂😂😂

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 6 років тому +1

      Same 😂

    • @UnfinishedSwing
      @UnfinishedSwing 6 років тому +1

      where is the lie

    • @insertusername5176
      @insertusername5176 6 років тому +5

      Love how he disses Keemstar even though Keemstar considers him a friend lmao

    • @pabz3389
      @pabz3389 6 років тому +3

      @@insertusername5176 yeah they're friends but he's still poking fun

  • @b4jr3fund55
    @b4jr3fund55 4 роки тому +34

    Imagine seeing an old man yelling at animals saying “HaVe YoU sEeN dRaKe???”

  • @tommync2010
    @tommync2010 6 років тому +219

    Great video man keep making the awesome videos

  • @terrance2451
    @terrance2451 6 років тому +776

    H A V E Y O U
    S E E N D R A K E??!!

  • @PainExist
    @PainExist 6 років тому +310

    He is going to say he planned all of this from the start and was all a prank. Betchu.

  • @KrishnanandKJ
    @KrishnanandKJ 3 роки тому +13

    This was great. Can't wait for the next upload in 2098

  • @Blue-ih7ol
    @Blue-ih7ol 6 років тому +170

    The production value of this blows every other video by Clown out of the water
    But when is the next baited?
    EDIT: Ok I got 175 likes and only got notified for one of them

    • @blameyourlag9455
      @blameyourlag9455 6 років тому +5

      ask keemstar. apparently its dead sadly

    • @crustpunkjesuschrist
      @crustpunkjesuschrist 6 років тому +2

      @@blameyourlag9455 anyone can replace Keem. Just be a colossal douche, and you got Keem

    • @Blue-ih7ol
      @Blue-ih7ol 6 років тому

      Communism Works Because I Say It Does that’s where I disagree Keem is such a character of chaos and loathing among everyone on the internet that when compared to someone as respected as clown it’s bound to cause an interesting clash

  • @ToadMcKinley
    @ToadMcKinley 6 років тому +1210

    This was a lot of work just to promote a Twitch stream.

    • @EuropeanGameClub
      @EuropeanGameClub 6 років тому +3

      Make a vid about the furry leaks you incel

    • @dickkickem5323
      @dickkickem5323 6 років тому +3

      at least it wasn't a rip-off metokur video.

    • @ToadMcKinley
      @ToadMcKinley 6 років тому +8

      I'm working on a video about a certain community of DUBIOS folks. Fucking with furries isn't really my thing, and based on what was said in the leaks I might get put on a watch list just making a video about that shit.

    • @ToadMcKinley
      @ToadMcKinley 6 років тому

      +meth leopard what's a metokur?

    • @dickkickem5323
      @dickkickem5323 6 років тому

      what's a 'dubios'

  • @BloodyMunchkin
    @BloodyMunchkin 6 років тому +583

    Clown's going through an 80's phase.

  • @adopted_connor
    @adopted_connor 6 років тому +132

    “Are you NFKRZ” is the line of the century

  • @JBroMCMXCI
    @JBroMCMXCI 6 років тому +58

    A Colossal upload? This is the real alternate reality

  • @BlackSalamander439
    @BlackSalamander439 6 років тому +241

    Top 10 most unexpected anime character comebacks

    • @slley3714
      @slley3714 6 років тому +5

      Anime is for retarded children

    • @Morgalucci
      @Morgalucci 6 років тому +6

      You look familiar

    • @niceguy6010
      @niceguy6010 6 років тому

      Slley lol

    • @cake6363
      @cake6363 6 років тому

      Taurus shut up you filthy weeb lol

    • @BlackSalamander439
      @BlackSalamander439 6 років тому +1

      Siley Indeed it is my friend, anime is for everybody, including those unfortunately retarded children. Thanks for spreading some positivity bro!

  • @Xong217
    @Xong217 Рік тому +24

    The trilogy will soon be complete…

  • @therealcandyvee8772
    @therealcandyvee8772 6 років тому +1158

    This is a masterpiece. You basically unraveled the mind of someone with a mental disorder and pieced together their actual line of thinking. What fascinates me as how someone like him can watch this (and you know he has) and not have the ability to change his ways. It shows how serious and real mental disorders are. We think because we can control our own minds that other people have the ability to as well. Sad thing is, some people can't. Some are even aware that they can't. It's like they have a puppet master in their head that shows up once in a while that starts pulling their strings and controlling them like a puppet and during this they think they are actual controlling themselves and making those decisions and justifying them as if its their own doing. Then at some point they realize they had an episode ie. someone else was pulling the strings. For some reason, they cant tell when the puppet master is doing it. Its fascinating.

    • @therealcandyvee8772
      @therealcandyvee8772 6 років тому +34

      @@Ziko577 It really is sad. Thankfully he is completely off of social media. If social media could ruin people without mental disorders imagine what it could do to someone who suffers from one. Very scary thought.

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 6 років тому +8

      REALITY Oh it’s easy, you already have the answer you want in mind, so anyone who gives you anything other than what you want to hear, is a hater who wants to knock you off your shine. He has surrounded himself with yes men, but then there’s people who are in it just for the shit show, who know not only how to push his buttons, but how to keep the show rockin. That part where he was on top of the car, arms outstretched like God with everyone chanting his name, he thinks they are legitimately supporting him, when in fact they’re supporting a shit show

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 6 років тому +2

      I just watched his podcast with Logan Paul. He changed a lot it's good to see him healthy again

    • @neobiblical
      @neobiblical 6 років тому +16

      You're giving him wayyy too much of a pass, attributing everything he does to some shadowy """mental illness""". If you've kept tabs on him for any length of time you'd easily recognize that he's a brazen egomaniac who's only driven by self interest. Literally every single action he's ever done online has had the underlying purpose of casting him in the most unrealistically positive light (aka making himself out to be some sort of god) and attaining more money for himself. That's literally it. And this most recent """manic episode""" is him getting a violent wake-up call where he has to come to terms with the fact that there are very few people left who don't see through his facade. He's fully capable of being held accountable for his actions, don't relegate every self agrandizing publicity stunt and """social experiment""" he's done to some mental illness that isn't there

    • @jennifermoriarty2188
      @jennifermoriarty2188 5 років тому +1

      I would not be on meds if my driving wasn't affected. I thought I was reasonable and everyone else was against

  • @TheprogresBMX
    @TheprogresBMX 6 років тому +152

    The editing is just insane

    • @gorillazwarfare
      @gorillazwarfare 6 років тому

      it did take two years.

    • @connor22071998
      @connor22071998 6 років тому

      @@gorillazwarfare that's the point. Since he has a real job he doesn't need to rush bottom tier content out like everyone else, his commentary and sense of humour are part of it too ^^

    • @gorillazwarfare
      @gorillazwarfare 6 років тому

      It is joke, friend

  • @weest
    @weest 6 років тому +1623

    CLOWN MAN SAY BAD MAN BAD AND THAT MAKE ME LAUGH 10/10

  • @unknownseizure
    @unknownseizure 4 роки тому +21

    In an alternate universe colossal is a young man who uploads daily

  • @jensbondanimate
    @jensbondanimate 6 років тому +125

    Colossal got that perfect documentary voice

  • @aloysiussd
    @aloysiussd 5 років тому +766

    so guys... we did it. Colossal Is Crazy is finally dead, at the age of 63. the fact that he died in such a short amount of time is just- fascinating. i love you guys.

  • @NemJani
    @NemJani 6 років тому +218

    So why is this not trending?

    • @stardust4001
      @stardust4001 6 років тому +41

      UA-cam want to be seen as progressive in treatment towards the mentally ill

    • @Wysteria
      @Wysteria 6 років тому +5

      Two artists who passed had a song together, an unfunny black comedian, and a movie that's been hyped for quite some time now has a trailer.

    • @richie3499
      @richie3499 6 років тому +1

      Pisztoly-csillag youtube doesn’t promote satire

    • @NemJani
      @NemJani 6 років тому +7

      @@richie3499 Actually, UA-cam doesn't promote good content.

    • @enormousiserratic8276
      @enormousiserratic8276 6 років тому +1

      Because the trending tab isn’t a place for quality content

  • @HappyAngryBoredDUDE
    @HappyAngryBoredDUDE Рік тому +7

    I come back and watch this masterpiece anytime I think about July 15th. I wonder if this haunts Fousey

  • @charlotte6293
    @charlotte6293 6 років тому +231

    I really appreciate the amount of effort Colossal puts into his videos. This is a cinematic masterpiece

    • @inwan5611
      @inwan5611 6 років тому +1

      charlotte I would watch these in hour long documentary forms these are treasure to youtube

    • @Psychological50
      @Psychological50 6 років тому

      i think anyone could make a video this good if they had a whole ass year to make it

    • @aldenmcgrath9722
      @aldenmcgrath9722 6 років тому

      i dont appreciate it tbh just fucking upload you clown

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 6 років тому +60

    Is that Haley's Comet!?
    Oh, wait, it's just a Colossal upload.
    Either way I'll only see them once in my life.

  • @somethingnormal6363
    @somethingnormal6363 6 років тому +63

    I swear Maxmoefoe and Colossal is Crazy is having a competition to see who can upload the least. Took me a good 2-3 days to watch the entire video because my wifi is complete shit, still great video. Can't wait for the next part in like 4 years

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 6 років тому +2

      SomethingNormal maxmoefoe? how he‘s opening pokemon packs left and right

    • @NSCsky
      @NSCsky 6 років тому +4

      The gang has basically split up and doin thier own thing,

    • @darkfang45
      @darkfang45 6 років тому

      max is losing hardcore because he makes dog videos now.

    • @rosekiller4004
      @rosekiller4004 6 років тому +2

      talk about youtubers who don't upload often. Anybody know when jontron gonna upload next? 😂
      Miss you Jon 😓

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 6 років тому +2

      @@rosekiller4004 Don't even get me started on Jontron man.

  • @randomness454
    @randomness454 Рік тому +21

    Yo part 3 bouta be crazy with him taking advantage of a sex trafficked drunken woman

  • @LukeBensonx
    @LukeBensonx 6 років тому +322

    HE DID IT AGAIN
    WELL PLAYED CLOWN

  • @FiddleFarts101
    @FiddleFarts101 6 років тому +212

    20:15 I swear, Colossal needs to upload full covers. This shit sounds so blissful