the old man was actully very heartwarming. Its good too see someone who dosnt only do things for money. If he enjoys it he should keep doing it. it gives me some hope for this world
Update, The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides And a dark wind blows The government is corrupt And we're on so many drugs With the radio on and the curtains drawn We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine And the machine is bleeding to death The sun has fallen down And the billboards are all leering And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles It went like this: The buildings tumbled in on themselves Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble And pulled out their hair The skyline was beautiful on fire All twisted metal stretching upwards Everything washed in a thin orange haze I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful - These are truly the last days" You grabbed my hand and we fell into it Like a daydream or a fever We woke up one morning and fell a little further down - For sure it's the valley of death I open up my wallet And it's full of blood
He should make a video on you. Your past content is fucking abysmal. Some, if not all of your recent content is absolutely disgusting as well. You'd make a magnificent laughing stock
It's been three fucking years and 8:29 is still one of the best improve scenes I've ever seen on this platform to date. No matter how many times I watch it, I never fail to cackle disturbingly until my roommate asks me what the actual fuck is wrong with me.
your character for your profile on your UA-cam channel it's from The Brave Little Toaster the clown says the toaster run with his psychotic Glenn just want to let you know that by the way interesting content I would like to have you on Tommy talks sometime
+Crispy Attacker You sound like you have a fucking eating disorder, watch my little pony, have a van with free candy wrote on the side, and your name is fucking BatDan.
What I got from the lifeguard video: dolphin is saved by......being brought on land. That's how you kill a dolphin, folks! Tomorrow's lesson: how to clean bloodstains from the trunk of your car!
The thing I love most about your commentaries, you don't focus solely on videos, you go after youtubers or trending cancerous youtube topics, and with that you go so much more in depth, far and beyond what any person would work to achieve. Sure Pyro or Leafy can throw out a video a day just by satirical or witty comments on videos, but you put more work into yours, and it certainly shows. I just want to say you hold something more than most reaction channels do, and that your hard work certainly does not go unnoticed. Love your content, love you Colossal, and Papa bless.
8:26 Can we all just appreciate how Colossal not only took this garbage and made it actually really funny, but managed to do so solely with a voiceover.
I know this is a fucking ancient video at this point but I just watched the Nerd City video, remembered your channel, and came over to binge what I could. I imagine some of it probably doesn't exist anymore with how squeaky clean YT has become, which is a damn shame with how funny your content is. Anyway, just had to share how much I fucking love ray sipe. I still watch his weird-ass videos when they pop up all the time, the man is nothing if not dedicated to being strange and I respect him for it.
Or dab that's a good trend that is not complete cringe Edit:If I see one more person dab in public, I am gonna strangle them with my bare fucking hands and shove their thumb up a hookers ass and feed it to their pet
Will you do a face reveal or would you rather not do one? I understand some youtubers are not comfortable with it but if you set one as a goal for a certain number of subscribers it might be a cheeky way of gaining some more subs ;)
wow xD i didnt even know about this video xD thanks for the roasts bro you really hit me right in the cancer, i just wished you chose one of my better videos
(Talking out of character here) There was a time when I used to watched UA-cam all the time, and I mean all the time, a time where smart phones and Tablets weren't around, I've basically been here since the beginning, when I was on UA-cam watching videos...this was before the advertisements and the horrible trends, there were pranks and parodies, but they were done "Properly" I always wanted to be a UA-camr, I never cared of getting famous, but for the soul purpose of doing something funny for the sake of it and at the same time making other people happy. The was a time where the "YOU" in UA-cam meant something...to be creative and to share...I Absolutely love this Channel and all the hard work you put into these mesmerising works of art... Thank you Colassal. Regards- Bin Bag.
"Hello, Gary? You know the doll I bought? Menamothafuckacupa dust bunnies" *Pig Noises* "Just come over here dawg I can't even talk right now i'm-" *blows air for some reason idk lol*. "What."
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My intro is not cancer, stop bullying me...
Fuck you, old man!
I think it's fucking awesome XD
I love your intro
+Colossal Is Crazy There's a rotting fox, fucking Thornberrys and the Mona Lisa. What's there not to love?
Monster Energy collab?
The fucking Elsa baby voiceover thing had me in hysterics for a minute straight
Reminds me of Robot Chicken
Waffle5 Jesus Christ its fucking comedy gold
WaffleFive rI
ＩＭ ＳＬＵＴ ＣＡＮ＇Ｔ ＤＯ ＡＮＹＴＨＩＮＧ
“What the fuck are you saying, you weirdo.”
i love the mix of classy voice and vulgar language
Le classy, **tips hat**
Welcome to the UK
I literally read that in a classy voice.
"you evil sick little witch, I oughta fucki-"
As an Indian, I can confirm that is exactly how we interact with one another. We all have aids.
A Dead Chap Named Spooks
aids are our newborns in America
What kind of Indian
Sh0tgun Ness does it matter? (Asian)
I thought about replying but I then realized I will get hepatitis C
A Dead Chap Named Spooks we do
Thanks for watching, Colossal. You are invited to BatDan manor for a wine anytime. --BatDan
+The Danny and Zack Channel Good sport
+The Danny and Zack Channel if you need the voice for Alfred the Butler; I'm happy to offer my services...
+Colossal Is Crazy You would be perfect!
99435
Why yes. Yes, that would be perfect.
Your voiceover of the Elsa scene fucking killed me.
I love you.
Bung Bung same lmfao
He should start a toy channel.
ApplezFall
Corpus I would Actually support him
The next keyword should be "challenge".
Holy fuck yes
reported
Mateo u just struck gold
+GabezAwesome you got it
Colossal Is Crazy oh damn, sounds like a great video.
wow not even one montage parody :( I thought you were MLG m8
xDdddd gr8 b8 m8 ey b0ss!!
Kill me.
+DigitalChocolate Dolan mate y u even here lol xd
+Dolan Dark why dont you ever upload Dolan? ur a m9 420 quickscoper with mlg parodies
Jack Kelly
>2016
>montage parodies and 420
Damn Dolan is a early subscriber. Good memes good taste.
"This is Mr Popadom. He can't hear us, watching child porn. Little boys...looks pretty good. Hey you, you stole my naan bread!"
Fucking gold.
I wonder if thats the actual translation, actually I don't care this is better
What if Colossal isn't crazy, but the only sane person alive....
+Legit Videos yeah, that's worth considering...
Very true
+Legit Videos That would still make him crazy
Far from it.
Then he'd just be a sane pyrocynical copy!
Wait, what? His guardians took his phone away? But he looks like he's fucking 20!
20 stone overweight
27
27 stone overweight
tru
ha so true he is an adult baby
the old man was actully very heartwarming. Its good too see someone who dosnt only do things for money. If he enjoys it he should keep doing it. it gives me some hope for this world
THE BEGINNING OF RAY SIPE'S RISE TO POPULARITY
He's still at it to this day
Update, he’s still going!
Update, The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood
@@St.nobody *mournful guitars and violin*
"You stole my na'an bread"
I Lost it.
+Wedge he has AIDS
I love Vietnamese bread lol.
good ol' bread of 'nam.
Run he has aids
Lol
I'm in love with Colossal's voice!
same ugh
honestly me too
its like David Attenborough and Jeremy Clarkson had an autistic love child
+MrRubenMetalMelody M just stop
+MrRubenMetalMelody M lmao that engrish
I've been a Ray Sipe fan for nearly two years now. I don't know what it is about his "content" but it is very relaxing to binge watch.
its innocent, which is why we love him
do the roar!
When I first saw the thumbnail I thought this was a face reveal
Lol
😂
Funny mate 😂
+pacifism ^alex^
***** a
Stomedy's laugh sounds like a fucking fax machine xD
I just read that sentence using Colossal's voice in the back of my head.
For real it's like his emotions were made by an autobot on every drug possible
Agreed
A cat. Hehehehehe ha
A Booty Pirate e he he he he nothings in there but a cat e he he he he! ~Stomedy 2k17
"The riddler"... more like "the diddler"
Do not diddle kiiiids
It's no good iddling kiiids...
Weaver Beats diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly
Weaver Beats hahaha... ahaaaaa.. AHHHHHHHHHH!
More the "JIZZLER"
Immortal 454 kek
I LIKE UR VOICE!
FRANK
BABE
D A D D Y
I like your voice
+FrankJavCee his voice sounds like the one which quackity uses
Holy shit your voice is made of gold even though it's a sound and not a physical object
You remind me of v from vendetta
joke
@@TheFleshRots wtf this is so old. I don't even remember the video
@@Bl4deM4ster612 it holds up well
i'm laughing my ass off the frozen voice over was so good
O H N O Y O U D O N ' T Y O U F I L T H Y B I T C H
colossal my old man back at it again with with eargasmic narrations
Reported
reported
reported
+Bunny Assassin Reported
Reported... And deported
I loved this vid, this guy needs more fucking subs
+MrBlackDarkness666 hi
Ikr
He should make a video on you. Your past content is fucking abysmal. Some, if not all of your recent content is absolutely disgusting as well. You'd make a magnificent laughing stock
Woah hey it's really you
+MrBlackDarkness666 HISSSS
I could watch Colossal's version of pregnant Elsa until the end of time, holy shit XD
“Or else I’ll feed you to YOU THERE”
"Run he will rape us... He will rape us" FFS the apathetic tone of your voice reading these lines is hilarious.
he has aids
It's been three fucking years and 8:29 is still one of the best improve scenes I've ever seen on this platform to date. No matter how many times I watch it, I never fail to cackle disturbingly until my roommate asks me what the actual fuck is wrong with me.
I so love that this video ended on a positive note. :)
Colossal voicing over those dolls is something I needed
V
I feel like colossal had too much fun recording that Elsa bit
man, why can't we get 10 minute videos like this every couple months
your character for your profile on your UA-cam channel it's from The Brave Little Toaster the clown says the toaster run with his psychotic Glenn just want to let you know that by the way interesting content I would like to have you on Tommy talks sometime
i thought this nigga dead ^
hi
you wouldn't get his humor.
learn grammar you fat fuck
+Crispy Attacker You sound like you have a fucking eating disorder, watch my little pony, have a van with free candy wrote on the side, and your name is fucking BatDan.
"run run he will rape us" i was fucking dyyiiinng dude
"He has aids"
Watching Colossal voice over dolls is surprisingly adorable for some reason
they spray painted a grapefruit
Lemon*
that barbie part was amazing
art.
"Oh no you don't you fucking. BITCH"
+Goofy DIe d
Wow, how long did it take you to think of that?
Indie and Dora 84 years
"She tries so hord to be famous so hord." I can sense the canadian in him.
***** Its how he says it.
***** K, just didnt know if you were correcting me OR the guy.
lol nah im not canadian
+The Expert Noob Don't try to hord to hide it
Dante Smythe lol you right
RIP DramaAlert documentary
Mr. Mimik It might start up again because of the recent drama but idk
BigxBadxBlake Nope.
how was this one of the only videos that didn't get removed, the other videos were so much more tame compared to this one lol
dude when you translated that indian kids bear grylls thing i was laughing so hard. Love your videos, every single one gets a good laugh out of me!
"No you wouldn't and let me explain why"
The stutters during the barbie birth bit make it the funniest thing I've ever witnessed
1:49 "No you wouldn't and let me explain why" got me dying
I’ve not had a genuine laughing fit in months but the beargrills parody translated had me fucking wheezing, thank you
What I got from the lifeguard video: dolphin is saved by......being brought on land. That's how you kill a dolphin, folks! Tomorrow's lesson: how to clean bloodstains from the trunk of your car!
Oh, and her voice sounds like nails scratching on a chalkboard made of gravel. It drives me fucking insane.
Didn't know Sebastian was a youtuber
omg yes
Hey 100 cod Clips I do Bo3 plz check my channel out!
+Mr.kalbikmister will you fucking stop omg
K sorry
The Next KeyWord should be "Drama"
The thing I love most about your commentaries, you don't focus solely on videos, you go after youtubers or trending cancerous youtube topics, and with that you go so much more in depth, far and beyond what any person would work to achieve. Sure Pyro or Leafy can throw out a video a day just by satirical or witty comments on videos, but you put more work into yours, and it certainly shows. I just want to say you hold something more than most reaction channels do, and that your hard work certainly does not go unnoticed. Love your content, love you Colossal, and Papa bless.
+Donkey Boat sexy
8:26 Can we all just appreciate how Colossal not only took this garbage and made it actually really funny, but managed to do so solely with a voiceover.
You evil sick little witch.
Is it bad that I love his intro?
No.
same
How could it be a bad thing to like a great work of art ?
No, it's not bad.... It's terribly awful.
What song is in the intro
that dubbed elsa scene was amazing.
10/10
I lost it at “you stole my naan bread”😂😂
senpai, back at it again with a saucy video.
I'm sorry
+Dániel Juhász-Papp fat
I'm with you on the "fat" meme but please never make a comment like that ever again.
+Luke1303 gay
+2D 2spooky4me lol sure
+Aviccus CODE KEEM oooooooh
I just can't get over the smoothness of Colossal's voice
Ray Sipe is the best
I know this is a fucking ancient video at this point but I just watched the Nerd City video, remembered your channel, and came over to binge what I could. I imagine some of it probably doesn't exist anymore with how squeaky clean YT has become, which is a damn shame with how funny your content is. Anyway, just had to share how much I fucking love ray sipe. I still watch his weird-ass videos when they pop up all the time, the man is nothing if not dedicated to being strange and I respect him for it.
That moment when you realize Ray Sipe Lady Gaga still makes vids and clown doesn’t
Clowns lazy ass does a podcast now
Happy fourth birthday...this video
Now here's the question, Colossal… Are you part of the 1 minute? Or are you part of the 499 hours?
+PocketPlanesAirways only YOU can answer that question
+Colossal Is Crazy u hilarious fuck UPLOAD I have been rewatching all of ur videos
i know about you... ;)
what?
+Colossal Is Crazy could you do a video on evalion mabye she is very diffrent
you are hands down my favorite UA-camr. thanks for uploading such awesome, well-edited content.
"You evil sick little witch" I'm going to keep that one in my back pocket.
the voice over doll scene 😂😂 he could make a channel on that
2:13 ..... dat accent....... I just can't get enaugh of it...
the Elsa commentary flawless victory
More colossal barbie rp
he has the voice of shaun from Assassin's Creed
and the voice of the Stanley parable's narrator
S0lidman omg yes
@Eevee of the Sea *trips* SHAUUN...
8:24 the best thing I think I have ever seen
next keyword should be "porn"
or compilation
Or both
Or dab that's a good trend that is not complete cringe
Edit:If I see one more person dab in public, I am gonna strangle them with my bare fucking hands and shove their thumb up a hookers ass and feed it to their pet
*Generic Name* Manchester
Generic Name good plan
What if we get collossal is crazy narrates an audible book?
I want it to be for a guide to survive the cleansing
that mention of vine at 10:58 sent me back
please go check out some cringe from some vegetarian named Onision
Only problem is that Onision roasts himself daily, but makes a shit ton of good points.
also check out the other vegan his name is vegan gains
When a porn trailer is the only decent looking thing amongst the others
**video ends**
**gets a 45 second ad**
**watches the whole thing because **-Colossal-****
Ray sipe is still going strong
"Little boys... looks pretty good" 😂😂😂
"Hey you, y-you stole naan bread."
What the hell did I just watch?! Definitely broke something laughing myself insane. Colossal, utter genius work. Gold dust in the UA-cam cesspool.
i love your voiceover of the toy birthing scene lmfao
I can't be the only one who wants colossal to read me a bed time story
I'm in fucking tears your voice over with the dolls is a master piece
I give 10 points to this video
Wtf?
i give it 5 stars
I would give it a 9/11
i give 1 sin
+Cloudy I miss old youtube's rating system :(
Everytime Colossal uploads a video it gets me moist.
5:04 cocaine is a hell of a drug...
your voice is honestly angelic
Grandpa: Colossal
Leafy: Dad
Pyro: Mom
LtCorbis: Daughter
no, the wife is Whitney Wisconsin
+Jack Gilson Never.
+UGotThatOneThing H3H3 is the uncle that doesn't engage with the family because of the feud he had with his brother Leafy.
+Interstice Self: TommyNC2010
MrTripleKill3 Edgy
“TIME FOR A JUICY BLOW!”
“I’VE GOT THE SUPER BLOW”
*INHALES AGGRESSIVELY*
Am i the only one who squirted when i saw this in my sub feed?
mine was like this 'its alive!'
NOPE I WAS SCREAMING YES YES YES TOO XD
I came
+Blue Zed The "XD" and cringey danisnotonfire tumblr picture, fucking kill me.
i was pretty excited tbh. one of the few, if not only, commentary channels doing something interesting and of substance
The voice-over's had me rolling xD
please drop a video the lack of videos is killing me
Think you got a bit carried away with the pregnant Elsa scene. ha ha XD.
I'VE GOT THE SUPER BLOW! That made me lose my shit.
Thank you so much for taking all of that time to make this video. You really pull some crazy stuff together in a vary artful way.
Still one of the best UA-cam intros
Cgvn agreed
Cgvn That's true!
Will you do a face reveal or would you rather not do one? I understand some youtubers are not comfortable with it but if you set one as a goal for a certain number of subscribers it might be a cheeky way of gaining some more subs ;)
+Hornet 777 1 trillion
I will probably do it one day, but right now; there is no need to...
That's cool man. Love your channel, it's unique. It's going to grow A LOT. I'll make sure you remember that 1trillion face reveal.
+Hornet 777 me too
+Hornet 777 If colossal doesn't make a face reveal, he's obviously a shapeshifter made to brainwash all of his fans to go and attack stomedy
what might be the point of a face reveal? it doesn't affect the creators content once he shows his face nothing changes
"Shadow of Shrek"
wow xD i didnt even know about this video xD thanks for the roasts bro you really hit me right in the cancer, i just wished you chose one of my better videos
+The Expert Noob Glad you liked it man, just a bit of fun ;)
Colossal Is Crazy lol
+The Expert Noob glad u like it shrek
+The Expert Noob he calls everyone fat dude
+The Expert filTHY PRANK'd
"Trying for once a week"
We would be lucky for once every month
(Talking out of character here) There was a time when I used to watched UA-cam all the time, and I mean all the time, a time where smart phones and Tablets weren't around, I've basically been here since the beginning, when I was on UA-cam watching videos...this was before the advertisements and the horrible trends, there were pranks and parodies, but they were done "Properly" I always wanted to be a UA-camr, I never cared of getting famous, but for the soul purpose of doing something funny for the sake of it and at the same time making other people happy. The was a time where the "YOU" in UA-cam meant something...to be creative and to share...I Absolutely love this Channel and all the hard work you put into these mesmerising works of art... Thank you Colassal. Regards- Bin Bag.
"Hello, Gary? You know the doll I bought? Menamothafuckacupa dust bunnies" *Pig Noises* "Just come over here dawg I can't even talk right now i'm-" *blows air for some reason idk lol*. "What."
My GAWD, Stomedy's laugh is like Elmar Fudd with a Machine Gun. "uuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!"
I'm dead
+Preston Garvey You're everywhere matn nerdcubed
" Who is this man, and what is he doing..." I died.
where's the diamonds for leafy