FouseyTube: An Alternate Reality [1]

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • colossaliscrazy

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  • @colossaliscrazy
    @colossaliscrazy  8 років тому +5660

    the earthworm already got me a copyright claim...

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 8 років тому +3991

    Welcome home

    • @RegularCody
      @RegularCody 8 років тому +15

      love me.

    • @MrTheredspider
      @MrTheredspider 8 років тому +15

      You're a duck.

    • @derredc
      @derredc 8 років тому +11

      Your video brought him back, it was all you

    • @joshuahutto
      @joshuahutto 8 років тому +2

      bottom of the barrel comment

    • @ObiWanCannoli
      @ObiWanCannoli 8 років тому +2

      -Coheed and Cambria

  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical 8 років тому +10565

    the clown lives

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 5 років тому +1917

    "If you have a family member going through suicide..."
    too little too late, at that point.

    • @randomalienfrommars0567
      @randomalienfrommars0567 5 років тому +53

      Omfg this was such a shitshow that this slipped right by me...as if he couldn't be more of a rat

    • @triplestomp1186
      @triplestomp1186 4 роки тому +121

      If you have a family member going through suicide... *Cut the damn noose.*

    • @shannond1511
      @shannond1511 4 роки тому +35

      I know! And then when he says this will prevent it from happening again in the future, it s like....are you really saying that??

    • @OoooshetriesSs
      @OoooshetriesSs 2 роки тому +6

      As someone whose struggled w/their own thoughts in the past ….
      This made me …. Kinda….laugh my ass off … not sure if it’s super dark or kinda endearing Lmao but ty nonetheless 🙏🏻🥲🤜🏻🤛🏼

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender 2 роки тому +3

      “If you have a family member going through instant death…”

  • @toodamnlazy
    @toodamnlazy 8 років тому +983

    This could be one of the BEST videos on youtube.
    Literally picked apart every single aspect of his entire fake career, his hidden agendas/ulterior motives and how well he disguises them, down to his self conscious yet still overly narcissistic personality.

    • @toodamnlazy
      @toodamnlazy 8 років тому +29

      He uses his "good deeds" and "kind gestures" so he can hold it over the heads of the people he's doing it for and over the heads of his fans so he can retort with "im a nice guy, i bought this or that for such and such". It's no longer a kind gesture or a good deed when you use it against the person or people you did it for.

    • @DrewGee716
      @DrewGee716 8 років тому +3

      Who?

    • @sajenin3659
      @sajenin3659 8 років тому +6

      And theres a part 2

    • @user-mq5mk4rl7c
      @user-mq5mk4rl7c 8 років тому +23

      "Mr Gucci" stop, you're 9

    • @BoomBang101
      @BoomBang101 8 років тому

      Who is a good person!

  • @WillNE
    @WillNE 8 років тому +829

    44 minutes fuckkkkkkkkk yeh boi

  • @cjckdbdhx
    @cjckdbdhx 7 років тому +4413

    Once, at my school they played a fouseytube homeless experiment in an assembly about being a good person. It was awful

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH 7 років тому +137

      Did you stand up and tell them it was fake?

    • @cjckdbdhx
      @cjckdbdhx 7 років тому +333

      No, but some dickhead at the front shouted "Fouseytube is my G!!!" and got a detention.

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH 7 років тому +22

      God
      lol

    • @1970DAH
      @1970DAH 7 років тому +49

      I thing the G implied "grandpa"

    • @depressed_cows
      @depressed_cows 7 років тому +198

      God Schools will probably show a leafy video for cyber bullying

  • @taste_like_caca5548
    @taste_like_caca5548 4 роки тому +1027

    Isn’t he the guy that stalked drake to come to his terrible convention?

    • @strangelf
      @strangelf 4 роки тому +4

      Coitus Handguns yerp

    • @hackpug6968
      @hackpug6968 4 роки тому +3

      Hew yhats up derps

    • @nicrocon2527
      @nicrocon2527 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @illmatticx
      @illmatticx 4 роки тому +51

      Yea, him and Drake actually have alot in common though
      ° they exploit the homeless for views
      ° they are both fake positive
      ° both influence kids to be douchewagons
      ° they both are manipulators
      ° both claim to come from nothing despite having a good upbringing
      ° both are seething lames
      I'm not sure if fousey is a child groomer but if he idolizes Drake there is a potential probability

    • @SmashClown
      @SmashClown 4 роки тому +2

      Why yes, yes he is...

  • @roman_nfkrz
    @roman_nfkrz 8 років тому +1087

    he is fucking alive

  • @dentedfndrs8988
    @dentedfndrs8988 8 років тому +849

    This is the British version of content cop

    • @GeegeeAida
      @GeegeeAida 8 років тому +48

      Except better

    • @Matt-xt1rv
      @Matt-xt1rv 8 років тому +20

      +GabrielAmir :D but I idubbz has skits which is funnier

    • @chrish1654
      @chrish1654 8 років тому +10

      Idubbbz= Sherrif Colossal=
      His deputy

    • @danbrowner280
      @danbrowner280 8 років тому +30

      How about this is a clowns way of criticising someone. Don't compare it to content cop because it's 2 completely different thing in my opinion

    • @danieldeel8794
      @danieldeel8794 8 років тому +11

      Except funny

  • @psychobot206
    @psychobot206 8 років тому +3340

    Every time I watch a Colossal video his voice makes me think I'm watching a National Geographic documentary about animals.

    • @LeSuperFishe
      @LeSuperFishe 8 років тому +17

      SpongeScout SquareBonk hes a goddamn potato

    • @rust44
      @rust44 8 років тому +21

      Psychobot he sounds like a narration from a film.

    • @SmilingSkulll
      @SmilingSkulll 8 років тому +15

      No, Colossal is crazy.

    • @krush4you180
      @krush4you180 8 років тому +1

      no it sounds like V fir vendetta. .. lol

    • @krush4you180
      @krush4you180 8 років тому

      you reminded me to watch V for Vendetta tomorrow nov. 5th. your voice that is lol

  • @KittyPieVibes
    @KittyPieVibes 6 років тому +3359

    “I’m not even homeless”
    [rips off hat]
    “I’m bald”

  • @cesarzamudio4376
    @cesarzamudio4376 8 років тому +1116

    its back boi's

  • @giacomocorazza3652
    @giacomocorazza3652 8 років тому +532

    FouseyTube is the kind of guy that gives homeless kids candy just because he knows it's going to pay off

    • @urlamnavi7749
      @urlamnavi7749 8 років тому +31

      FouseyTube is the kind of guy that gives homeless kids candy just because he knows they're allergic to it.

    • @Krigarar
      @Krigarar 8 років тому +28

      The kind of guy that gives homeless kids candy, telling them to hold on to it until one day he comes back to claim and eat it himself.

    • @cr0be
      @cr0be 8 років тому +20

      The type of guy who gives homeless kids candy to get them into his van

    • @ProfessorEdgy
      @ProfessorEdgy 8 років тому +1

      True

    • @mr.snarpen6583
      @mr.snarpen6583 8 років тому +9

      I'm that kind of person.

  • @heywatchyourmouth3048
    @heywatchyourmouth3048 8 років тому +2258

    Teach me your ways Clown

  • @CJExtreme98
    @CJExtreme98 5 років тому +1151

    I rewatch your content over and over again. Somehow it still feels new to me

    • @jollesracing517
      @jollesracing517 5 років тому +30

      CJExtreme98 great rewatch value. Always great to find you tubers whose videos have that

    • @paulhyena5848
      @paulhyena5848 4 роки тому +3

      Mister Metokur/ Revenge Of The Cis / sometimes Ralph Retort.

    • @clover_000
      @clover_000 4 роки тому +2

      Same! The Clown's videos are timeless.

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 4 роки тому +2

      Because Clown was genuinely also pushing the production value in UA-cam videos in a way that most videos still don't.

    • @blueeyedpsycho5977
      @blueeyedpsycho5977 4 роки тому +2

      That’s how you know he’s a good UA-camr. His content never gets old

  • @Nelso5000
    @Nelso5000 8 років тому +287

    he also compared himself to martin luther king, gandhi and the prophet muhammad so his brain is basically putty at this point

    • @Nelso5000
      @Nelso5000 8 років тому +10

      kepsimaks Watch 1:55 again in 0.25 speed.

    • @jytyp
      @jytyp 7 років тому +2

      so i watched it in that speed and i read the text and your comment has no point whatsoever, wasted my time

    • @thedeadlycritisisman1113
      @thedeadlycritisisman1113 7 років тому

      Why does young Ted Cruz look like Filthy Frank

    • @arzoohazrat4607
      @arzoohazrat4607 7 років тому +1

      kepsimaks What you cant take maybe 14 seconds of your life to do that? There is probably much more things in your life that is much more pointless such as you...

    • @jytyp
      @jytyp 7 років тому

      Arzoo Hazrat you are triggered because somebody doesnt like to start raping the video's speed option? sad. (and even after i did it, it was pointless anyway.)

  • @wadie_
    @wadie_ 8 років тому +384

    Download the video because the bald egg will take it down

    • @wadie_
      @wadie_ 8 років тому +33

      #leafyhasnochin

    • @youtubehero3284
      @youtubehero3284 8 років тому +4

      Taking it down would be the normal thing to do but Fousey is a scumbag. He will leave it up and keep the monetization for himself so he makes all the money.

    • @Rocconized
      @Rocconized 8 років тому

      +UA-cam Hero Then why aren't you reporting him?

    • @muskrrat5585
      @muskrrat5585 8 років тому +2

      +The Average Derp he's not real

    • @Rocconized
      @Rocconized 8 років тому

      Oh yeah.

  • @LuisPNF404Villegas
    @LuisPNF404Villegas 7 років тому +1210

    I feel like Colossal is Crazy could be a documentary director or something of the sort.

    • @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax
      @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax 7 років тому +58

      narrator

    • @thecadet777
      @thecadet777 7 років тому +7

      Winkys World and editor

    • @d25-9ng7
      @d25-9ng7 7 років тому +13

      Luis Villegas a sherlock holmes

    • @LuisPNF404Villegas
      @LuisPNF404Villegas 7 років тому +1

      The Third King true, and you don't pay to watch unless you consider paying for internet as paying for UA-cam.

    • @fryingpan6952
      @fryingpan6952 7 років тому

      Luis Villegas i see it.

  • @Co-Jinn
    @Co-Jinn 5 років тому +615

    "I'm not even homeless"
    -Takes off his beanie-
    Is he suppose to show that he's got cancer?

  • @alykatt5766
    @alykatt5766 8 років тому +435

    Colossal is one of the few UA-camrs that actually have good content. He puts actual research in his videos and keeps me entertained throughout the whole video.

    • @alykatt5766
      @alykatt5766 8 років тому +46

      And Fousey claiming this is ridiculous, further proving some of colossal's points

    • @mcgullible5212
      @mcgullible5212 8 років тому +7

      the complete opposite if faze apex

    • @magicalleaf7988
      @magicalleaf7988 8 років тому

      yea he always makes good points

    • @sorz7221
      @sorz7221 8 років тому +13

      There are more youtubers who make good content but they are buried under the mountains of cancer

    • @Jesseeps20
      @Jesseeps20 8 років тому +8

      Except for the time he defended grade a

  • @CFTVVV
    @CFTVVV 8 років тому +281

    I just realized that Fousey content id claimed this wtf

    • @jeremiahlambert6119
      @jeremiahlambert6119 8 років тому

      how can you tell?

    • @CFTVVV
      @CFTVVV 8 років тому +40

      I got the TubeBuddy extension. It allows me to see what company a video is owned by.

    • @chuuko7294
      @chuuko7294 8 років тому +9

      yep i saw that too and then turned on my adblock

    • @BoomBang101
      @BoomBang101 8 років тому +1

      +Chuuko lmfao

    • @danielbreiner2452
      @danielbreiner2452 8 років тому +2

      wow are you fucking kidding me already

  • @kankerkebs15
    @kankerkebs15 8 років тому +547

    did you get the money back though?

    • @IVOLTS1
      @IVOLTS1 8 років тому +95

      On twitter he said no :(

    • @davidth7286
      @davidth7286 8 років тому +12

      Kebour Indris No he didn't

    • @215whysoserious
      @215whysoserious 8 років тому +14

      with the new copyright law for youtube...when someone strikes a video the money earned goes into an escro account and whoever wins the case...or in this case fousey backed off....the original creator will get the money from the first week of video because that when its most viewed or the money will go to the original owner of the content if the copyright case is upheld...problem is this may have taken place before the new change so he may have lost his most profitable days... hopefully clown files a civil case to recuperate his initial upload ad sense... part 2 will not be pulled down because fousey could get prosecuted for filing a false report a second time.

    • @basicusername430
      @basicusername430 8 років тому

      Doctor Dutch the new change was a couple of days ago I think so colossal probably lost the money

    • @basicusername430
      @basicusername430 8 років тому

      JacksScope are you talking about H3H3's (I can't remember the actual name so...) FUPA?

  • @dingdawng
    @dingdawng 4 роки тому +982

    Colossal: I feel bad for calling you a rat all those many times
    Keem: no you don't
    Colossal: yeah you're right I don't
    Masked boi: *dead*

  • @chowmilk9038
    @chowmilk9038 7 років тому +1777

    "I'm not even frickin' homeless!" //rips off beanie//
    //dramatic zoom in on egg head//
    "How- does this prove it?"
    I'm unsure why, but that made me laugh way harder than it should've.

    • @ablur5129
      @ablur5129 7 років тому +46

      I laughed so hard too

    • @samul6055
      @samul6055 7 років тому +2

      your moms the god of egg heads

    • @alancito6059
      @alancito6059 7 років тому +11

      Sam UL what? Stupid response

    • @loxyloafcake5184
      @loxyloafcake5184 6 років тому +12

      Poor people can’t afford barbers?

    • @Anonymous-tp5qg
      @Anonymous-tp5qg 6 років тому +8

      "Oh, my apologies, sir. It's just that, what with your terrible online content and all the actors you've been paying, I though you could use the money more than me."

  • @jayz3d
    @jayz3d 8 років тому +1940

    I personally enjoyed the editing, one of the best ive probably seen on UA-cam, never seen one put together quite well, felt like a real documentary and 44 minutes felt like 10 minutes it went by so fast. Enjoyed this

    • @salgaragar.iogameplays7118
      @salgaragar.iogameplays7118 8 років тому +27

      guess who is making the videos money now?...yep. Pouseytube

    • @NOUSNOKAY
      @NOUSNOKAY 8 років тому

      until someone wins the claim of the video isn't the money going to a 3rd party? and is to be awarded to the winner after the claim becomes resolved?

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 8 років тому +2

      ***** GetBaited

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 8 років тому

      ***** You agreed you got baited
      face the facts

    • @salgaragar.iogameplays7118
      @salgaragar.iogameplays7118 8 років тому +3

      he's Palestinian not Indian but HE DOESN'T REPRESENT PALESTINE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

  • @aa-tw6wh
    @aa-tw6wh 8 років тому +753

    I actually like colossal's singing voice

  • @acrophobe
    @acrophobe 5 років тому +271

    As an actual K-12 substitute teacher who's subbed for many kindergarten classes, I can say with absolute certainty that Fousey wouldn't last one single day as a sub, especially in kindergarten or any class below a middle school level, where he might be able to rely on being recognized by the students as a youtube star to carry him through a 7-8 hour workday of real teaching. Even if he did manage to actually make it through one day, he would resign from the job that evening and never do it again as long as he lives. You see, there is no fame and glory in teaching, and especially not in substitute teaching. In most cases, if you don't already have signed or at least verbal permission from the principal, other staff, and the parents of every child you film, you will be fired or at least severely reprimanded for filming in class.
    You're not there to be a fucking youtube entertainer, you're there for only one reason: to stick to the teacher's lesson plan. You're only working for an "audience" of small children who are not going to pay you fat stacks of sponsorship cash for being there. I feel like Fousey couldn't make it through an 8 hour day without taking off his shirt, standing up on top of his desk, and screaming his head off about "living in your truth" and how Keemstar and Ricegum and the media are all "lying on him" or whatever, and then ranting some random "inspirational" nonsense for an hour or two about being bipolar and never giving up your dreams. The 5 year old children would just become scared and confused and more than one of them would run to the office crying. The office would have to call their parents to come pick them up early, and before you know it all the parents would hear on facebook that some shenanigans were going on, and 35 angry parents would be at the school on their lunch break demanding to know what the FUCK was going on and why some shirtless madman was screaming his head off at their child about how beautiful roses are.

    • @JJ337-
      @JJ337- 4 роки тому +1

      acrophobe 🙌

    • @Tymbus
      @Tymbus 4 роки тому +5

      I hear you!

    • @chegg3391
      @chegg3391 2 роки тому +6

      I come back to this comment every once in a while just because I find it insanely entertaining to have that mental image described in detail to me

    • @wilczus222
      @wilczus222 2 місяці тому

      @@chegg3391 It's like a good short movie xD

  • @Weaverbeats
    @Weaverbeats 7 років тому +368

    Fouseytube wanna be drake soooo bad

    • @bulma4491
      @bulma4491 7 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @samul6055
      @samul6055 7 років тому +1

      so does your mom

    • @spartalawson
      @spartalawson 7 років тому +7

      Sam UL. SICK burn duuude. 420 blaze it mannnn

    • @jeffstout5442
      @jeffstout5442 7 років тому +9

      He actually said he thinks he's the Tupac of UA-cam LMFAO.

    • @LA_MALA_ORDINA
      @LA_MALA_ORDINA 6 років тому

      More like fouseytube wants to meet drake!

  • @angeredcheese1332
    @angeredcheese1332 8 років тому +818

    Again there's no logical response he can come back with to this so he's gonna make up some bull shit like "uhhh I'm just trying to spread positivity go dislike all his videos I'm tupac, amen"

    • @blandharp9795
      @blandharp9795 8 років тому +52

      He claimed the video...
      What a loser

    • @Maruragakari
      @Maruragakari 8 років тому

      I'm pretty sure he's not gonna respond at all.

    • @angeredcheese1332
      @angeredcheese1332 8 років тому

      Ooh we got a fousey tube fan over here

    • @TheMemeSheriff
      @TheMemeSheriff 8 років тому

      Well Fousey can go after the racist jokes the fat jokes and overall mean spirited nature of Colossal

    • @deadlycobrasb8741
      @deadlycobrasb8741 8 років тому

      +Francisco Garcia hey fousey

  • @loganwoods9232
    @loganwoods9232 8 років тому +480

    Contact h3h3 for the fupa (fair use protection association) thing, I just can't believe this rat already copyrighted your video after all the effort you put into this.

    • @Big-Sexy
      @Big-Sexy 8 років тому +34

      H3H3 is a money hungry jew.

    • @hvacr_wa4282
      @hvacr_wa4282 8 років тому +17

      Well he is Jewish, you are correct on that.

    • @loganwoods9232
      @loganwoods9232 8 років тому

      Holy fucking shit 139 likes damn I thought this would be lost in the comments lol

    • @daphnedjokict
      @daphnedjokict 8 років тому +1

      thats proly a good idea

    • @se4949
      @se4949 8 років тому

      Logan Woods please do contact fupa

  • @thegamingdweeb4689
    @thegamingdweeb4689 7 років тому +653

    Colossal is a smart man, he makes Baited entertaining by playing the devils advocate triggering Keem making the show funny and then Keem thinks he is making the show money while Colossal is sitting back making money and not having to force himself to be funny, in this since he is alone, he smashes Fousey over and over, making that super entertaining.

    • @thegamingdweeb4689
      @thegamingdweeb4689 7 років тому +1

      Thats not even the extent of how he milks every once of comedy and subs and money boost, mad respect for this guy.

    • @gracefullynx1800
      @gracefullynx1800 7 років тому +1

      I sorta don't get your comment. Can you make an inteligent conclusion please?

    • @thegamingdweeb4689
      @thegamingdweeb4689 7 років тому +2

      I am not here to teach you how intelligent Colossal is, im just here to give him praise

    • @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax
      @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax 7 років тому +1

      Graceful Lynx He's Romanian...

    • @gracefullynx1800
      @gracefullynx1800 7 років тому +3

      The Gaming Dweeb What I meant is, if you can give me a little conclusion that would be Great. Not trying to sound, rude, Im just kind of confused, thats all.

  • @luukipuuk3537
    @luukipuuk3537 7 років тому +281

    I hate myself for believing these pranks or experiments when they first came out. That was like 3-4 years ago when I was 12 fuck

    • @BellwetherKun
      @BellwetherKun 7 років тому +29

      We've all thought it was real at least onve

    • @psychedelicc
      @psychedelicc 7 років тому +19

      sadly I was subscribed to him back in the day

    • @joshuareznik9234
      @joshuareznik9234 7 років тому +5

      Mmh, that makes you 15-18... mmh

    • @Chu-XO
      @Chu-XO 7 років тому +21

      joshua reznik Another stellar theory, Sherlock

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 7 років тому

      That's how they get away with it

  • @joshwhite-pullerofstrings9518
    @joshwhite-pullerofstrings9518 8 років тому +441

    i hate how youtube is basically quantity over quality. leafy puts out mediocre roast videos every single day and has millions sub while clown makes fucking AMAZING thought out roasts once every few months and doesnt get shit.... *sigh*

    • @cheeesypuffs
      @cheeesypuffs 8 років тому +9

      its the fucking algorithm

    • @Die217
      @Die217 8 років тому +1

      Josh White leafy and colossal are major friends

    • @calebjh2003
      @calebjh2003 8 років тому

      they are friends

    • @cryometric1567
      @cryometric1567 8 років тому +6

      That doesn't matter? The point still stands

    • @housemusic4456
      @housemusic4456 8 років тому

      ikr if clown (or anyone ftm) was somehow able to push out quality like this every week he'd be rich. not just that he exposes the people who deserve it most.

  • @reallyriley123
    @reallyriley123 2 роки тому +78

    The sheer amount of influence collassal has on most youtube creators while not breaking a million subs and not ever uploading is just amazing😂

  • @CORECOREII
    @CORECOREII 7 років тому +273

    In the 7th grade our school had a anti bullying rally and they showed the Fouseytube bullying experiment

    • @akayysworld
      @akayysworld 7 років тому +15

      CRINGE CORE fuck your school

    • @Yinte_Klop_Blunt666
      @Yinte_Klop_Blunt666 7 років тому +9

      That can't be true... did they seriously do that?

    • @baboonman846
      @baboonman846 3 роки тому +3

      I wish Fousie went to my school so i could have bullied him lol

    • @feebsz384
      @feebsz384 3 роки тому

      No way

    • @LayerInfinity
      @LayerInfinity 2 роки тому

      I recall a fouseytube video being played when I was in primary school. It was in the context of firework safety or something but the entire video consisted of Fousey dicking around to the point where the actual firefighters present told us to ignore the vid lel

  • @henryhein8177
    @henryhein8177 8 років тому +559

    i feel bad for you. working hard on this video just to get it copyright claimed.

    • @henryhein8177
      @henryhein8177 8 років тому +12

      besides that, this was worth the wait.

    • @theworldofpanda6559
      @theworldofpanda6559 8 років тому +14

      sucks but pussytube cant silence this.. only prolong the inevitable

    • @philliple123
      @philliple123 8 років тому +14

      Proof that "UA-cam Heroes" is best renamed as UA-cam Nazis.
      Edit: Corrected "Prove" to Proof. Sorry if that misled anybody.

    • @agirigoshiki2810
      @agirigoshiki2810 8 років тому +63

      Fouseytube is one self centered egg.

    • @MIEIRS243
      @MIEIRS243 8 років тому +5

      without fousey this video wouldn't even exist he's being a jerk and trying to make money off slandering someone else's name can you blame the guy?

  • @RobynReanimates
    @RobynReanimates 6 років тому +541

    Can you spot the signs of someone being suicidal? It’s very subtle.
    I M G O N N A J U M P I D O N T W A N N A L I V E A N Y M O R E

    • @luker4101
      @luker4101 6 років тому +6

      Robyn Cleffa this deserves more

    • @RobynReanimates
      @RobynReanimates 6 років тому +6

      The dastardly Penguin
      Thank you ^^

    • @adammcilwaine119
      @adammcilwaine119 6 років тому +3

      Robyn Cleffa no one is worth suicide

  • @mckadepicken9564
    @mckadepicken9564 4 роки тому +67

    Here after clown did his face reveal now realizing he put his picture in 17:04

    • @99veruca
      @99veruca 3 роки тому +9

      And calling himself a god! Awesome.

  • @ReliantX
    @ReliantX 8 років тому +770

    That's disgusting that he claimed the video...

    • @ReliantX
      @ReliantX 8 років тому +62

      Yeah, the hypocritical rat doesn't deserve a cent.

    • @UksiHattu12
      @UksiHattu12 8 років тому +3

      Proof?

    • @shinisaber
      @shinisaber 8 років тому +2

      sup reliant how the studying going

    • @1335KC
      @1335KC 8 років тому

      "kickass minecraft videos" eww

    • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
      @youtuberobbedmeofmyname 8 років тому +7

      "he claimed he video"
      "it was autoclaimed second after upload"
      Well isnt that a fucking mess?

  • @peachycupcake
    @peachycupcake 8 років тому +248

    18:06 being bald is proof you're not homeless, ok

  • @kennelboy98
    @kennelboy98 8 років тому +300

    I think Colossus is a psychologist in his every day life. He talks like one and it makes sense.

    • @user-ys8bu1li1r
      @user-ys8bu1li1r 8 років тому +1

      Thats not his job lol

    • @Nonmophead
      @Nonmophead 8 років тому +20

      He makes toys or something like that

    • @J4L0RZ
      @J4L0RZ 8 років тому +13

      I think he said the toy thing in an episode of baited podcast

    • @JuanRodriguez-mg7lu
      @JuanRodriguez-mg7lu 8 років тому

      he has said plenty of times includi

    • @JuanRodriguez-mg7lu
      @JuanRodriguez-mg7lu 8 років тому

      on an interview on sound cloud and others on youtube

  • @gabrielathomas4783
    @gabrielathomas4783 5 років тому +214

    Okay but can we PLEASE acknowledge his amazing cover of Hurt❤

    • @XJoe360
      @XJoe360 4 роки тому +11

      The Comment Above Me Doesn't Check Out simp

    • @nman551
      @nman551 4 роки тому +3

      It was amazing

  • @kirah2602
    @kirah2602 6 років тому +801

    The fact that my old school actually made us watch one of egghead’s fake ‘anti bullying’ videos still makes my blood boil years later.

    • @thepickleton1741
      @thepickleton1741 6 років тому +25

      betty baby We are here for you

    • @thatfoomilo1652
      @thatfoomilo1652 6 років тому +6

      Same here we had to watch that video back in elementary and middle school

    • @DancingDionysus
      @DancingDionysus 6 років тому +20

      And then adults declare we know what what's best for our children.

    • @ogisanchez69
      @ogisanchez69 6 років тому +4

      What school ? Should of reported it to the police .

    • @donnanhuggler8451
      @donnanhuggler8451 6 років тому +1

      Your school bullied you? Lol

  • @afromerican7161
    @afromerican7161 8 років тому +1044

    did you narrate *_The Stanley Parable_*?

    • @janman1275
      @janman1275 8 років тому +18

      Basileous Gehena the dude that did is like 40, colossal is like 19

    • @sossmaster8005
      @sossmaster8005 8 років тому +106

      Tiny Craft hes 27...

    • @PlayrKaien
      @PlayrKaien 8 років тому +100

      40-27=13 19-3=6 40-27=13+6= 19

    • @serp892
      @serp892 8 років тому +7

      +Playr55 19-3=6??? I think you meant 13 lol

    • @PlayrKaien
      @PlayrKaien 8 років тому +1

      Sergio Perez
      oh shit o.o

  • @mackenziebasaraba
    @mackenziebasaraba 8 років тому +415

    This video is so well done

  • @muhammadlee8628
    @muhammadlee8628 5 років тому +200

    "I'm not even homeless"
    *Removes hat*
    "See? This hat comes right off"

  • @Skullooky
    @Skullooky 8 років тому +362

    Is this a dream? He uploaded a video!?

    • @swegsweg1699
      @swegsweg1699 8 років тому +4

      yes, I dont want to wake up

    • @wtfismylife1096
      @wtfismylife1096 8 років тому +2

      Dreams come true!!

    • @mee3586
      @mee3586 8 років тому +15

      and it's 40 minutes long

  • @franciasii2435
    @franciasii2435 7 років тому +1260

    Legend has it... That if FouseyTube: An Alternate reality part: 2 comes out. The greatest and most well made video will finally exist...

    • @deepaknadar5996
      @deepaknadar5996 7 років тому +19

      My name is JEFF

    • @bait1s
      @bait1s 7 років тому +24

      Francias II it's coming, Clown was waiting for Fousey to inevitably do some stupid shit again

    • @kanawaaluchack5363
      @kanawaaluchack5363 6 років тому +1

      cdebdebr where it is

    • @TheTrashman9
      @TheTrashman9 6 років тому +1

      Cool. This has 666 likes. Does this mean video is finally comin out?

    • @Steve-sz4bh
      @Steve-sz4bh 6 років тому +7

      It is coming very soon

  • @VMiguelGonzales
    @VMiguelGonzales 6 років тому +3467

    A part 2 would be so convenient now lmao

    • @juju_8898
      @juju_8898 6 років тому +119

      VMiguel Gonzales he said on Twitter he is working on it.

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta 6 років тому +35

      Part 2 part 2 part 2
      Rip his The Secret bullshit into shreds.

    • @Nadiiiaax
      @Nadiiiaax 6 років тому +5

      FUCK YESSSS

    • @DeluxeDietCoke
      @DeluxeDietCoke 6 років тому +4

      VMiguel Gonzales indeed

    • @bahemutking12
      @bahemutking12 6 років тому +3

      Nintendude 64 421 now

  • @nixonyourat
    @nixonyourat Рік тому +16

    The wheel turns and we begin again.

  • @Chubbs
    @Chubbs 8 років тому +1344

    Fuck me, 40 minutes long. Can't wait for this shit

  • @steakandeggs559
    @steakandeggs559 6 років тому +1088

    This video aged well

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 6 років тому +48

      We had to wait a couple years for it to reach peak flavor.

    • @1stdragoniod755
      @1stdragoniod755 6 років тому

      @@OdaSwifteye Yes, but where is it now?

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 6 років тому

      @@levvy3006
      No

    • @biblical_figure
      @biblical_figure 6 років тому

      @@LILREMAlNS nice shilling

    • @wubbalubbadubdub4991
      @wubbalubbadubdub4991 6 років тому

      Dead asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @thatcyanblur
    @thatcyanblur 8 років тому +1319

    Clown, you are a true UA-cam Hero.

  • @vutalol
    @vutalol 6 років тому +52

    God damn that bit about spitting on the elderly kills me every single time. That is pure comedy gold

    • @TheSTPhelps
      @TheSTPhelps 6 років тому +1

      YouWillPraise 😂😂

  • @sinn0h65
    @sinn0h65 8 років тому +263

    This is like Keemstar's response to his allegations.
    Except.
    People actually will watch this.

    • @joshuahutto
      @joshuahutto 8 років тому

      lol this is good. He also channels Clowns unique voice as well.

    • @pikapi2738
      @pikapi2738 8 років тому

      Yo Sinnoh, you's got some of dem mad piano skills! Man, if only I could play like that

    • @mastercoyote9349
      @mastercoyote9349 8 років тому

      1000 000 views is nothing to you ?

    • @sinn0h65
      @sinn0h65 8 років тому +5

      in it's entirety.
      About 80% of people watched the first 10 minutes of Keem's vid and fucked off. If you didn't watch 100% of this video then you're clinically insane as this is the best video of 2016 imo heh.

    • @samithjay5569
      @samithjay5569 8 років тому

      ayyyyyy rekt

  • @Artbug
    @Artbug 8 років тому +276

    Who else came here from Scarce?
    Glad to see this video back up Clown! Can't wait to see part two!

    • @GAMER36014
      @GAMER36014 8 років тому +1

      CelestialGaming how bout no

    • @bojanbojan594
      @bojanbojan594 8 років тому +9

      Scarce is boring

    • @GAMER36014
      @GAMER36014 8 років тому

      bojan bojan yeah but his job reporting the news ofcaurse its boring

    • @bojanbojan594
      @bojanbojan594 8 років тому

      I know thats his job, but he could report the news in more entertainment way. just my opinion ;)

    • @GAMER36014
      @GAMER36014 8 років тому

      bojan bojan Yeah thats true but its kind of hard to for that kind of video.

  • @maxkemper1598
    @maxkemper1598 5 років тому +67

    25:26 This whole skit is genius.

  • @g9w
    @g9w 8 років тому +554

    Best exposure video I've ever seen, awesome editing and good video ideas (like the red dot and the "video game")

    • @theone718
      @theone718 8 років тому +1

      Hardly an exposure video when we knew every fact about this video already. Simple minds are getting fooled by his edits and complex language (Not to mention his accent which makes him sound smarter than he actually is). He is doing this for views.

    • @stephenowen3383
      @stephenowen3383 8 років тому +15

      no one would make a 40 min video and spend a year on it just for views. If you're looking for someone who does it for views, search up LeafyIsHere

    • @g9w
      @g9w 8 років тому

      Stephen Owen Leafy doesn't even do expose videos, he just makes fun of kids.

    • @stephenowen3383
      @stephenowen3383 8 років тому +1

      Gustav Oechler
      ik but theone718 was talking about Clown doing this for views when he clearly isn't. He doesn't just make fun of kids but yeah he is such a shit UA-camr

    • @g9w
      @g9w 8 років тому

      Stephen Owen Yes, I just wanted to say that ^^

  • @mchase4
    @mchase4 8 років тому +341

    One of the finest videos I've ever seen. Simply superb. The research, editing, and time it took to make this. Hats off to you.

    • @SkeletalReality
      @SkeletalReality 8 років тому +14

      why hello there random verified person

    • @swegmastur614
      @swegmastur614 8 років тому +1

      ICHASEEEEEE! Didn't expect to find you here!

    • @neilkapadia3261
      @neilkapadia3261 8 років тому +8

      ...and guess whos ripping off all that hard work: FOUSEYTUBE!

    • @erase4473
      @erase4473 8 років тому +2

      wow you watch collosal ichase?

    • @daoky2902
      @daoky2902 8 років тому

      M

  • @wackytackyjoel
    @wackytackyjoel 8 років тому +462

    This is an actual documentary, quality shit. I'll be back next century to watch part 2.

    • @brvdleigh3546
      @brvdleigh3546 8 років тому +26

      Next millennia we will get part 2.

    • @Gatchu137
      @Gatchu137 8 років тому +20

      You people think we're getting part two? It's only a couple million years before the Earth is expected to die. How much time do you think we have?

    • @lilyachty8921
      @lilyachty8921 8 років тому +1

      +Bucket Suu few million years ok

    • @Gatchu137
      @Gatchu137 8 років тому +2

      Euan Murray You're right. We're not going to last that long.

    • @003mikeygaming
      @003mikeygaming 6 років тому +4

      WackyTackyJoel sooner than you thought

  • @NRELDN90
    @NRELDN90 4 роки тому +147

    I live in Egypt and I've met so many guys like Fousey, and there are many more in other Arab countries, this type of personality is very common and any middle eastern will tell you the same, unless they're the ones I mean.
    Edit: Rat is a perfect word in their case, very fitting.

    • @fabianf1125
      @fabianf1125 4 роки тому +6

      i know what you mean but how can you describe this kind of personality best? it is so hard to describe a person like yusef. help! lol

    • @NRELDN90
      @NRELDN90 4 роки тому +42

      @@fabianf1125 Egotistical, have delusion of grandeur, they'll compliment and praise you excessively to get what they want from you, even if they hate you, also they all think they're so unique and better than everyone, and because they're really not and they know it deep down, they hate society as a whole and always have a victim mentality, they'll lie and manipulate people who are closest to them and could even destroy their lives without feeling guilty for a moment...
      That's just a brief description.

    • @trneighty5941
      @trneighty5941 3 роки тому +9

      I don’t think there’s anything particular about ME culture that produces people like Fousey. There’s a shit ton of guys like him of all shapes, sizes, and skin tones.

    • @Allegra7545
      @Allegra7545 3 роки тому +2

      @@NRELDN90 that described it perfectly!

    • @sbevexlr848
      @sbevexlr848 3 роки тому +6

      يا باشا تلقى ناس مثله في كل مكان

  • @owenbird519
    @owenbird519 8 років тому +173

    Nothing will ever beat the old intro

  • @majkutisusernameom
    @majkutisusernameom 8 років тому +144

    destroyed...too bad that the attention span of most of youtube audience is too low for this video

    • @danielhewson4132
      @danielhewson4132 8 років тому +12

      I think it is more having to listen to fousey for 40 mins is horrifying. Just colossal makes it worth it o.o

    • @WhiteZet1
      @WhiteZet1 8 років тому

      +come here and shake that pussy
      Regarding your second comment, specifically the:
      "He should have cut off a bit of the time and made it at least maybe 20 minutes or something like that"
      Well there is too much shit to cover over when it's about a UA-camr like Fousey. I think he covered a lot of it quite well. The video was really enjoyable to say the least.
      Also if you make a short video and have less clips less countering his words etc. he could have this video slightly backfire on him as FouseyTube could counter these statements easier etc.

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 8 років тому +1

      My attention span isn't too small, I personally just couldn't care less about fouseytube and those other fake prank channels. They're all shit and this has never been a secret so tbh I wish Colossal would have chosen a more interesting topic.

    • @drodriguez3293
      @drodriguez3293 8 років тому

      not for the people on this channel lol you sound real high and mighty, it's annoying

    • @WhiteZet1
      @WhiteZet1 8 років тому

      *****
      Spit the same shit he always has and make some people still buy this shit. If the video talks more and clearly on them then less people would buy his shit.
      If Clown made this video shorter it would present these things less clearly and give more space for Fousey to talk back.

  • @jpfonseca
    @jpfonseca 6 років тому +995

    Man. This is one of the best documentaries I've seen in a while. Says a lot about the UA-cam culture. Thank you.

    • @hyperionman420
      @hyperionman420 6 років тому +7

      You better stick around dude, part 2 should be arriving any day now.

    • @cumstain7388
      @cumstain7388 4 роки тому +2

      @Alcoon Slambag and waited

    • @GodsRiightHand
      @GodsRiightHand 4 роки тому

      Not all youtubers mate, one day I'm gonna make a awesome channel and everything is going to be forreal and for the fans

    • @theramajik
      @theramajik 4 роки тому

      @@potatopilot16 I agree

    • @sneakyshiekah8780
      @sneakyshiekah8780 3 роки тому

      @Cannon which ones, I must know

  • @GeeForVendetta
    @GeeForVendetta 6 років тому +112

    I like watching this community implode. Tired of some UA-camrs being put on pedestals. Find real role models.

    • @woah6940
      @woah6940 6 років тому

      RukkusRadeo Please elaborate

    • @HermeticMoon
      @HermeticMoon 6 років тому +7

      Implying the UA-cam community will ever implode lol. The channels just canibalize each other whit "Drama/exposed" videos, but new one will take place of fallen ones perpetuating this cycle. I wonder whats the next channel that is gonna be exposed? Better go grab my Pop-corn

    • @lyndza1989
      @lyndza1989 6 років тому +4

      ya this guys the most selfish self centered person iv ever seen yet is so blind and thinks the exact opposite. if only he could see himself as he really is. HAHAH its sad.. i mean he said "his parents 1st house" they didnt even own their own home yet dangles one in front of them trying to making them believe theyre gifted one YET ITS REALLY HIS AND NOT A GIFT FOR THEM.. who does this?!?!! his mom sounded so sad and humiliated im not even goin to touch on what he did to that poor homeless man.. treating him subhuman. his channel should really be taken down ASAP. im angry at youtube for supporting this crap

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 роки тому

      Are you talking about fouseytube or colossal?

  • @davidfitter9603
    @davidfitter9603 8 років тому +248

    Fuck yes clown you got it back?

    • @Snaoe
      @Snaoe 8 років тому +21

      David Fitter Congrats on being the first

    • @GasGotti
      @GasGotti 7 років тому

      Hugh Mungus u have a Pp?

  • @saparya656460
    @saparya656460 7 років тому +139

    Fouseytube-an alternative reality 2 is the video equivalent of Half Life 3

    • @BrandonBowditch
      @BrandonBowditch 7 років тому +10

      Or Dr. Dre's Detox album. lol

    • @saftytorch4435
      @saftytorch4435 7 років тому

      Project Reel Ripping. There's only 2 Numbers.

  • @covertboat3876
    @covertboat3876 8 років тому +177

    he has a really expensive voice he can make money from that

  • @fionn2220
    @fionn2220 10 місяців тому +7

    "FOUSEY YOUVE GOT A PIG ON YOUR HEAD" might actually be one of the funniest bits ever posted on this entire site. It's been playing on loop in my head for 7 years.

  • @SeriesOfTubesPerson
    @SeriesOfTubesPerson 8 років тому +255

    Congratulations, Fousey. You played yourself.

  • @BoggerYT
    @BoggerYT 7 років тому +296

    I want Colossal to be my therapist

    • @sarahlinna505
      @sarahlinna505 6 років тому

      Same

    • @Dementeddd
      @Dementeddd 6 років тому +6

      THE PICKLETON17 I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that lmao

  • @bloodmaker181
    @bloodmaker181 Рік тому +12

    i can’t be the only one here can i

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Рік тому

      clearly not

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 7 років тому +339

    If he's the Tupac of UA-cam, is he also gonna get shot in a drive by?

  • @daroachdoggjr7497
    @daroachdoggjr7497 8 років тому +115

    He's the kind of person who will give a starving child a sesame seed and parade his selfless act around.

    • @glideo
      @glideo 8 років тому +13

      Nah, he's more the type to give a homeless man a dollar and act like nobody else on youtube is as generous as him while making thousands off that video alone.

    • @DarkTriadSSBM
      @DarkTriadSSBM 8 років тому +23

      then he takes the sesame seed back from the kid once he has all the footage

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 7 років тому

      Then he'll go to some fancy ass restaurant, feeling all proud.

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr 9 місяців тому

      roach dogg jr spotted

  • @brendopls
    @brendopls 8 років тому +429

    Colossal died for our sins and left his tomb 5 days later

  • @gShinobi_
    @gShinobi_ 3 роки тому +29

    Hey clown! I work at a retirement home in Britain, and it’s really clean and the elderly are nice people I think you would really get along with them. But I just wanna say that we have spots open for more elderly! So when you hit 70 (which I assume would be soon!) out doors are always open! Good day!

  • @Shi1take
    @Shi1take 8 років тому +923

    leafy has made more than 3 videos on Fousey yet he didnt even come close to exposing him as well as u did

    • @daddyeyeball7009
      @daddyeyeball7009 8 років тому +73

      1. leafy cant roast
      2. leafy tactic: make the video as long as possible and as less as understandable as possible

    • @ElaborateTiger
      @ElaborateTiger 8 років тому +7

      To be fair to leafy, he only has a day to make each video, Colossal spent months inactive to get this video out.

    • @Shi1take
      @Shi1take 8 років тому +2

      +ElaborateTiger well that's the problem

    • @Shi1take
      @Shi1take 8 років тому +12

      +ElaborateTiger leafy focuses on quantity more than quality just to make the revenue

    • @ElaborateTiger
      @ElaborateTiger 8 років тому +3

      Xafire Prime He does make good quality videos in a large quantity and that is what the algorithm rewards. It may not have the production value and research Colossal has but that is normal because he doesn't have that amount of time.

  • @ethancoates6647
    @ethancoates6647 8 років тому +170

    This was such an odd video... Structurally I mean.

    • @axa6503
      @axa6503 8 років тому +1

      Yeah i noticed that too.

    • @ethancoates6647
      @ethancoates6647 8 років тому +1

      I guess it took so long to complete, he kinda just lost his vision for it. It's kind of eclectic, which I guess makes sense.

    • @CaioAraujoRibeiro
      @CaioAraujoRibeiro 8 років тому +8

      Yeah, I think there are definitely some pacing issues.
      It's probably because he just has so much to work with and to talk about.
      Still a great video though

  • @enigma1337
    @enigma1337 8 років тому +141

    Looks like Fousey never got over his childhood fear of clowns

  • @verysurreal
    @verysurreal 2 роки тому +23

    always gotta come back to watch this masterpiece every once and a while

  • @shaunlyne6048
    @shaunlyne6048 8 років тому +243

    Why doesn't this have 1 million views already? This was light years better than idubbbz's roast on leafy. Not saying that was a bad video but this is just next level.

    • @CMK9HD
      @CMK9HD 8 років тому

      very true

    • @autisticlittlegirl386
      @autisticlittlegirl386 8 років тому +4

      Obviously because idubbbz is more popular and leafy is way more popular than all of them, and both their fans came at eachother enough to generate that response.

    • @autisticlittlegirl386
      @autisticlittlegirl386 8 років тому +26

      Also you could blame it on clown's upload frequency. That always plays a big part in youtube success.

    • @ez5993
      @ez5993 8 років тому +28

      because it's 44 fucking minutes long

    • @autisticlittlegirl386
      @autisticlittlegirl386 8 років тому

      +Joshua “Crippling Loneliness” Gillespie That's not true, A LOT of people hate leafy.

  • @nootology
    @nootology 8 років тому +240

    you could say the video is "colossal" in length

  • @bencruz6876
    @bencruz6876 7 років тому +494

    He sounds like the narrator from littlebigplanet lol

    • @HughJanus23
      @HughJanus23 7 років тому +20

      Ben Cruz his real name is Steven Fry so he actually is

    • @grimesey8327
      @grimesey8327 7 років тому +15

      Hugh Thompson PFTHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
      As an English man this made me shit myself laughing

    • @DatDude_
      @DatDude_ 7 років тому +7

      Ben Cruz THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @richard7946
      @richard7946 7 років тому +6

      This is perhaps the best comment I've seen in a while.

    • @bradpitticio83
      @bradpitticio83 6 років тому

      Now that's racist

  • @Saturn08
    @Saturn08 2 роки тому +13

    years after i watch this, and the rape section. god it hits so much harder. i was raped as a child. between ages 0 until about 6 and after i became a teenager too. after coming to terms with how incredibly traumatising that was, seeing this makes me want to cry. he makes me sick

    • @AtomsTired
      @AtomsTired Рік тому +8

      I’m sorry. I hope you’re doing well now.

  • @ImAllexx
    @ImAllexx 8 років тому +302

    HE'S ALIVE!

  • @dinoera8958
    @dinoera8958 8 років тому +130

    And of course the video has been copyright claimed,and Fousey is making now making money of this video...

    • @scoobyDUI
      @scoobyDUI 8 років тому +6

      well most of this video has fouseytube's content....

    • @CurrentSoulKing
      @CurrentSoulKing 8 років тому +20

      It was all fair use since the clips were under 7 seconds long.

    • @zoe_ba_boe
      @zoe_ba_boe 8 років тому

      So do pretty much every other FouseyTube Exposed videos. He just took this as a chance to get $$$ Probably because it's all right, he knows it'll get a lot of money, views and shit

    • @scoobyDUI
      @scoobyDUI 8 років тому +1

      Zoe_ Sama this dude made a 30 minute video using his only his content he has the right to claim this video very easily.... I agree with most of the things this dude said but some of his points where incorrect for example when he said that he didn't buy his parents a home he did he was only saying to his mom "ok this is for me and my future wife" so his mom doesn't get angry at him like before...(and you would know this if you saw his previous vlogs) if I were in fousey's shoes and someone made a video about me talking bad and I had the chance to claim it fairly and legally I'd do it...

    • @zoe_ba_boe
      @zoe_ba_boe 8 років тому

      scooby DUI XD Well... I guess I was wrong there, my bad. I guess I agree with you, but still Colossal worked pretty hard on this. Sucks that he can't get thee money he should for it. :^l

  • @DJSLANKMAN
    @DJSLANKMAN 6 років тому +1274

    This all makes sense now

  • @yanapopova1089
    @yanapopova1089 4 роки тому +27

    Its been 3 years and this is still one of the best videos on UA-cam. Cant change my mind

  • @Theproducea
    @Theproducea 6 років тому +1427

    CLOWN
    WE
    ARE
    *_WAITING_*
    PART 2
    *_NOW_*
    please i love you daddy clown.

    • @15ericT
      @15ericT 6 років тому +38

      I just found his channel recently and loved it, but it was sad to hear that he does this for himself. At the end of the day, that should be the deciding factor but is unfortunate for us UA-cam viewers.

    • @Theproducea
      @Theproducea 6 років тому +58

      15ericT Well UA-cam has always been about making content YOU would enjoy watching. Colossal does this for us the viewers, but he also has a real life and a job, so UA-cam isn’t his job. That’s why his videos take so long because of the effort and mastering he puts into it.
      He’s not selfish and only makes these videos for himself, but he cares about us and wants to put out movie-type quality into every video to make us happy and himself with the masterpiece he puts together.

    • @thanitose_bqe552
      @thanitose_bqe552 6 років тому +3

      Ekonomix actually it's been stated by him that he isn't doing this for the viewers but if you like it then he is happy about that. He does this for his own self. Is this selfish yes and he has stated this before.

    • @Theproducea
      @Theproducea 6 років тому

      DKG Entertainment this is very true... hasn’t even said anything about it on baited or twitter...

    • @Theproducea
      @Theproducea 6 років тому +9

      *_JUST ANNOUNCED ON TOMMY C’S STREAM_*
      Clowns next video will be based around UA-cam Mysteries, things that never really had a conclusion, with a “twilight zone” theme.

  • @FreshToast
    @FreshToast 8 років тому +392

    Am I the only one who really liked the new editing style?

    • @FreshToast
      @FreshToast 8 років тому +5

      Well most people in the comments felt that the bubble text and transitions were too distracting. I personally felt they only added to the look of the video.

    • @evanblake5252
      @evanblake5252 8 років тому

      I like it.

    • @keenanmccarty9925
      @keenanmccarty9925 8 років тому +7

      I liked the old one better, but as always colossal has top notch production value for UA-cam

    • @ethancoates6647
      @ethancoates6647 8 років тому +1

      I couldn't fucking understand what was happening.

    • @NewVinecompilation
      @NewVinecompilation 8 років тому

      I

  • @TheStickpeople1000
    @TheStickpeople1000 6 років тому +33

    The editing and overall quality and consistent thematic of these videos still amaze me.

  • @ponkpunk0
    @ponkpunk0 8 років тому +393

    44 minutes of colossal??? Who found the dragon balls???

  • @JayStryerTheDeadWizard
    @JayStryerTheDeadWizard 8 років тому +276

    COLOSSAL
    YOU'RE ALIVE
    A FORTY MINUTE VIDEO
    I LOVE YOU

  • @advanceintelligence5114
    @advanceintelligence5114 7 років тому +917

    Nigga I need that part 2

  • @theevernet1252
    @theevernet1252 7 років тому +125

    His acting I must say sucks. Fouseytube is doing a crap job at pretending to be suicidal. If you were suicidal, you would be crying, having a mental break down. He just pretends to be a toddler throwing a fit about not getting the toy he wanted for Christmas.

  • @jrapost1e819
    @jrapost1e819 8 років тому +249

    This guy is going to become huge someday..... just you wait

    • @brick3841
      @brick3841 8 років тому +17

      Pretty fuckin obvious.

    • @zii252
      @zii252 8 років тому +1

      Something he is huge dumb ass

    • @andus9779
      @andus9779 8 років тому +5

      +1 Life Leap Please, do not call people dumbasses, when you can't form a coherent sentence.

    • @jrapost1e819
      @jrapost1e819 8 років тому

      ??

    • @zii252
      @zii252 8 років тому

      Andus Van Hao good criticism

  • @JoceEva
    @JoceEva 8 років тому +140

    I feel so relaxed. It sounds like Nibbler from Futurama is telling me a story. Lol.

    • @asapnickybars4693
      @asapnickybars4693 8 років тому +2

      Lol good call.

    • @_UGW_
      @_UGW_ 8 років тому

      Yup

    • @sxan369
      @sxan369 8 років тому

      loll😂

    • @floodstreet2961
      @floodstreet2961 8 років тому +1

      maybe him and sinnoh should swap channels

    • @socraturtles7648
      @socraturtles7648 8 років тому

      +Skeptic_skeleton
      But the only person to benefit from that would be Clown, since Sinn0h actually uploads.

  • @Duke6598
    @Duke6598 Рік тому +6

    aged like fine wine

  • @Jack-ux6pu
    @Jack-ux6pu 8 років тому +737

    Hey Colossal, I love the video, but there were some issues I had. For one, the editing was so over the top it distracted me from your actual points. Also, the whole 'pig on your head' section had nothing to do with the video and seemingly served no purpose. Those are subjective things of course, but I still think the video would be better without seemingly random things popping in. With this out of the way, the video was still amazing. Keep up the good work!

    • @colossaliscrazy
      @colossaliscrazy  8 років тому +484

      The 'pig on your head' thing isn't that random. The joke is FouseyTube refuses to see the obvious. He says he buys his parents a house, literally titles the video that way, uses it to defend himself in that really hypocritical video he made on drama channels; all the time refusing to see that he DIDN'T actually buy his parents a house to the point he might even believe it himself so that his own mother has to call him out for it. And that's the joke; putting a pig on his head, something that's SO obviously there it's ridiculous, but still refuting it. An exaggerated comparison to emphasis the point with comedy. As for the editing, maybe I overdid it a bit, I don't know, I will probably not make it that intensive in the future. Thanks for watching man, glad you liked it.

    • @testuser12
      @testuser12 8 років тому +71

      Subscribe to Dolan Dark

    • @Jack-ux6pu
      @Jack-ux6pu 8 років тому +20

      Colossal Is Crazy Thank you for the quick reply! I hope I didn't offend you with my somewhat blunt wording. Even when clarified, I still think the video could have benefited more without it by using another, slightly easier to understand gag to show the same point you were attempting to convey. Anyway, have a good day.

    • @ChrisLC43
      @ChrisLC43 8 років тому +55

      editting kept my attention the entire video. hard to do that w/ a 45min video.

    • @tonyrahme96
      @tonyrahme96 8 років тому +15

      I thought the "pig on your head" joke was satire of how Muslims don't eat pork. (Mother exposes son for eating pork :p) I dunno, just thought of all the things that you could have used for this joke, you went with using a pig