Ruining Delicious Meals by Making Them In Cooking Mama
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2018
- Mom says its MY TURN to make dinner for Thanksgiving. Using only pineapples.
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I heard "Do not mind" as "You're not mine" and I thought Mama was just so disappointed she had to announce that you're adopted right then and there
shes saying do not mind? holy shit i always thought she was just disowning me
I legit thought she was saying something in Japanese ngl
@@redaknight yeah it's hard to tell. And "do not mind" is a little bit strange to say in the situation.
@@redaknight It seems more like a language barrier thing, honestly. Like, one common way to say "don't worry about it" in Japanese is actually "donmai" from the English words "don't mind", so it's easy to imagine a Japanese person thinking that "do not mind" is a perfectly natural phrase in English.
Cooking Mama: The Tiger Mom Edition... "What you do? You bring disappointment to whole famiry!"
Messing up recipes? Okay, I can laugh at that.
Making mama cry? Naw fam, that's not okay.
Making Ilias vanish alongside Alice and heavenly knights,thats much better(u get the refference? I thought u did,lookin at ur nickname)
Ilias Bitch I have the exact same pic for my insta account
Hotel? Trivago
@Flare foxy Yes I do :(
@Flare foxy I own the DS version, but no DS to play on.
Alternate Title:
Irish man tries to deny the potato stereotype for 5 minutes straight
Happy st potatoddy
He didn't deny the alcoholism
I'm Irish and I don't like potatoes......
@@Sunstar-yf7sv and you also didn't deny the alcoholism
Man Dude Haven't reached the legal drinking age yet so I won't confirm or deny it
"This is a delicate art."
*Throws it out*
Mama: " You're not mine."
it's do not mind
@@JO-zg3rp have you heard the phrase ¨party pooper¨?
@@JO-zg3rp you're not mine
@@decoy9854 that's a phrase.
Two words can't be a word.
@@somescrub885 Yeah, I realized after commenting, but I couldn't find it again to edit it. Thanks to you, I could, so thanks.
As an American, I can confirm that popcorn is our fanciest meal.
Why do you think we bleed butter?
@Crow honestly I hate popcorn too haha
It is
As an American, I can confirm that popcorn is our only meal.
even our oxygen is popcorn
Have you ever wondered how Gordon Ramsay became a Michelin star chef? Well, he was taught by Cooking Mama herself.
xd
All Heil! Supreme Leader Cocking Mama and her apprentice Gordon Rensey
Gordon Ramsay is Cooking Daddy
StickMaster500 You are everywhere!
All hail our supreme overlord!
...Hello again, btw
10:07 “Honey, your gonna love this place. They serve nothing but the uneditable part of pineapple.”
@Halo Henbird clearly the comment was able to be edited
*inedible
you cannot configure the pineapple top
You can edit the bottom of the pineapple but not the top
as a brit you are correct, all we eat is the top of pineapples. finally someone actually knows true British cuisine 😤😤😤
Good sir good chap tea and crumpets kinder eggs
_jobe lol yes
The most British meals you could have in this game are fish and chips, a full English breakfast and tea and crumpets.
@@what.2060 and, if you live in south london, weed.
chinese
RTGame: 'burns popcorn'
Mama: *You're not mine*
I kept on hearing that
I here your not mine or fine fine or mine
Just like real life.
#abandonmentissues
Tattletail mama gonna get you
Breakfast: popcorn
Lunch: *popcorn*
Dinner: *_POPCORN_*
Suasage Biscuit it’s a-ok
Desert: *POPCORN* with sugar (to make sweet) it is good tho I've had it many times
@Galaxy Gaming Hear me out... popcorn with M&M’s. It sounds weird as hell, but oh my god it is meant to be.
as an american i can confirm, we do like popcorn
that sound about right
Mama is like every italian grandmothers: from start to end, she'll make that lasagna with her own hands, and don't dare to even breathe around it until it's done.
But she didn't do the tomato herself, and homemade tomato sauce from scratch is more important than the noodle part from scratch
@@arsenalfanatic0971 More important than the what part?
@@Enaluxeme the fuckin noodle part
@@jetaddict420 It's fucking pasta, not noodles.
@@Enaluxeme pasta fuckanesca
Alt. Title: RT disrespects Mama by mercilessly hitting her hand with a mochi hammer to the point of crying in pain
atleast rt made a cake for mama
*Man breaks the rules of the universe by making a hotdog with the sausage almost entirely out of the bun.*
"The dogs can feel the imbalance in the hotdog fields. They are scared and confused." - hotdog scientists report.
"Whoop! Pulled the sausage out of the hot dog bun. Welp, no hot dogs for me now."
Not even gonna mention the lettuce, tomato and then ketchup ontop of that? Thats just disgusting.
AdmiralPopeye yeah its horrible
Agogo Destroyer Was not as tragic as when he nailed all the toppings but missed the sausage on the stream
@@elliet.9235 Yes, that was tragic too!
Did anyone else feel a pang of genuine sadness when Mama was trying to stop herself from crying?
Poor hand :(
yes ;-;
I've learned to not have empathy when watching RTGame at this point tbh
Alexa this is So sad :( Alexa play despacito roads for me..
@@nadialucia6647 no RT was acting in self defense >:)
"mixed fruit"
just 7 pineapples
Izzy the Trashposter *I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!*
Breath of the Wild devs: I don't see the problem?
Ah yes
mama: *literally murders cow from backyard and skins cow, grinds beef, cooks beef, and uses it in recipe*
also mama: *cant be bothered to make tomato sauce*
Mama never killed and skinned a cow, wtf lmao
@@bruhnova8917 Did that meat grow from a tree, then?
@@Dinoman972 ever heard of a grocery store
Y'all know how to ruin jokes
@@bruhnova8917 r/whoooosh
I felt lowkey hurt when I saw mama's hand and how she was crying
and the worst part is she's still smiling
I’m heartless then, I laughed 😂
I was tearfully laughing....poor Mama. XD
i was highkey hurt :^(
_Rt shows no mercy_
3:21
“so hopefully i don’t break the eggs”
*breaks four eggs*
D O O N O T M I N E
@@samtinkle9076 *O S U*
MixDaPix profile pic checks out.
"Hopefully I dont break the eggs"
*immediately breaks the next 4 eggs*
DO NOT MIND
DO NOT MIND
DO NOT MIND
DO NOT MIND
I didn't realize she was tossing the meat between her hands. I thought she was innefectually slapping the meat in the bowl
Me2
RT: Hopefully I don’t break the eggs
*breaks 4 eggs in a row*
Warriorcats 1101 and then made a beefy burger, not a beef burger
Got em
"this is a delicate art" *splat*
more proof him and kevin's the same person lol :{]
meanwhile mama is just saying "you're not mine"
That off-center hotdog will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life
Ikr
Same
It just grew a pp
Therapist: "Off-center hotdog isn't real; it can't hurt you."
Off-center hotdog: 1:32
Its, *Fine*
3:02 RT: "Better be careful, this is a delicate art"
*smashes pudding onto plate*
Mama: *DO NOT MIND*
*burns popcorn*
dO NoT mInD
*you mess up*
Mama: "you're not mine..."
#abandonmentissues
She's trying to say that you're adopted
Isn't she saying "do not mind"
Nope she saying you're not mine lol
Astute Anansi
Woooosh
I'll be honest I still have no idea what she's saying.
(We) Americans only eat popcorn. Irish only eat potatoes on toast with Guinness. Brits only eat pineapple tops.
I learned alot about cultures today!
Never heard of potatoes on toast. Looks like my 3rd? Great grandma forgot to hand down the recipe. (I forget the exact generation it was that immigrated)
Make sure the sausage is on the very edge so you can work up to the rest.
We Slavs eat borscht with vodka.
we koreans only eat bipimbap
@@uriplayz8713 No true slav spells it Borcht you SPY!
3:02
RTGame: Ok this is a delicate art
RTGame: .......... *destroys the pudding*
Wasnt it a panna cotta
D o n o t m i n d
Who puts cheese, lettuce, and tomato on a hot dog???
He created a dog burger
E-excuse me?!
I put cheese on a hot dog
I'm Shook I’ve seen macaroni on a hotdog.
I do
"Let's just see exactly how bad we can make these..."
*Lands constant "Better Than Mama" Scores*
You KNOW you're a good cook when you try to fail on purpose, but keep succeeding.
@@Mr_Original But he only succeds when he tries to fail on purpose.
@@erykoman1237
In other words, he's failing at failing.
In other words, succeeding on accident.
Mr. Original suffering from success
@@Mr_Original "Task failed successfully" but it's literal this time
I genuinely feel bad for mama. She was crying...
My heart just sank.
Why did some of us have to be so sensitive :(
and her mouth made her look happy as fuck about it
Poor mama
@rake rake Evil people like you Belong to a cross
"You cant even fit that in your mouth its too big"
Hold
My
Beer.
5:22
**Starts crying in the corner**
"You can't even fit this in your mouth"
2 things
1. That's what he -wished he could say- said
2. IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
Someone You Don't Know haha
Shaggy would like to know know your location.
*Are you challenging me?*
Bottoms find a way
*Ho, are you approaching me?*
RT you are underestimating the amount of burger Americans eat.
True, I've seen some of the more expensive burgers and the meat patty is pretty thick
most times at a resturant i cant even fit the burger in my mouth
thiccc meat
@@WalrusWinking pretty sure I've read a book where it was said that is the proper way to eat a burger. Story about an uncle and nephew bonding after the nephew was a witness to gang violence or something.
@@WalrusWinking I agree, just throwing some tidbits out from a book long forgotten from my memory
....mixed fruit.....just pineapple tops, what a healthy meal
RT: *Makes a hamburger with only meat and bun*
You can't even fit that in your mouth.
Matt Stonie: Bet.
😊😊😊
Dialog: I will help you
Cooking mama: I herrp fur you
I will help-pe you
Woun-der-fuuhh
Bedder dan mah-mah!
Ur not main
What Cooking Mama Actually Said: I will hurt you! don’t sleep!!!
Eye hertz in zied
_Alternative video title:_
Cooking Terrible Meals and Having them Rated by an Enslaved Housewife
Much better title
InHomestuckWeDie nah cooking mama is a free woman she don’t fw no man. The only men in her life are her son and grandsons.
@@connersuxx Wooooosh
Oh what's that? It's the joke flying over your head.
@@connersuxx She also has a husband... But, woosh.
I literally went and googled the irish potato famine. i actually learned something today on my own terms. School has nothing on RTGame
1:47 did mama just say “get in bed-a” wtf lol 😂
she said getting better
She's probably lonely
@@thegoose5294
Pff-- WHAT!? 🤣
Mama wants his Irish recipe sausages real bad
Get in bed and get the *fuck* out of my kitchen.
"Were gonna just have soggy rice... Make it nice and crispy."
RT, the little bit of apple skin left on is to make the apple look like an usagi, or bunny rabbit.
but it doesnt look anything like me ._.'
t3h_bunneh the skin part is supposed to look like the ears
Bc ur too dam ugly fam
ariana moore or victini
O Rei do Iêiêiê victini is actually based on those apple rabbits
I get the feeling whoever made this game never had to cut up a pineapple before, the core may as well be wood in some of them.
Mama keeps her knives _sharp_.
As an 'Murican, I am offended by the fact that none of the 'Murican dishes were deep-fried.
0/10
Not 'Murican enough!
`Murica 4 life
You are all good humans. I salute you
You are the personification of stereotype.
MURICA FUCK YEAH
MURICA COMIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERF**KIN DAY YEAH
1:33 Huh, seems like I’ve been making hot dogs the wrong way this whole time
My favorite part of this comment is the fact you didn’t clarify if you put the hot dog on the very edge of the bun or in the bun
I’ve been seeing you more and more.
I see you everywhere
0:34 when he finished making the popcorn I could smell popcorn
PFFF- djsksjsksnoe
ah, we americans love our cheese tomato overloaded hotdogs with a side of popcorn
Don't forget the hanging sausage!
@@raiderfox7229 yea, I prefer mine at an 90 degree angle tho... The classiest
I prefer a hot dog bun without the hot dog.
@@gregoriysharapov1936 REAL americans have a sausage hanging on by the tip
@@julietreadwell1146 Well sunny boy, I am not an American. But yeah.
cooking mama is the OG version of fruit ninja
Yeah ireland opened up to other "cuisine" literally served me "lasagna" that used pork gravy and potatoes inside the lasagna. Also was served a hamburger without any sauce, tomatoes, or even cheese. Was literally bun, patty lettuce, bun. I asked if there was any sauce and they literally brought me salad cream. Loved the potato variety though. Love ireland though, wonderful country
That hotdog placement is an affront to every god.
*That one hotdog is why we’re all going to hell.*
Everyday we stray further from heaven,because of that god damn hot dog
All hope is lost,the rapture bursts forth,the sky turns black,they still search for....that.fucking.hotdog.
This is how we ruin meals. No more food for now on.
Can anyone subscribe to me?
It’s freeeee
IT’S RAW!
No please I’ll take classes please don’t take take away my wife
Hello Britain
*from now on
imagine this
you're at thanksgiving dinner waiting for the food to get done, and your mom brings out popcorn, a hotdog thats about to fall out of its bun and overloaded with tomatoes and onions, a burger that has nothing else but meat on it, seemingly ok creampuffs, soggy rice, mochi with probably some blood in it from the hammer and just not really correct, a cake with just an *ARMY* of mamas. seems like a great dinner.
Having played cooking mama my whole childhood and knowing how to fail every meal, this video was basically a tutorial of what NOT to do in cooking mama. Pure gold.
MAMA WHY AREN’T WE GROWING THE INGREDIENTS OURSELVES?? YOUR SKIPPING A STEP, MAMA!
Toaster you’re* ftfy
Dead
That's where Gardening Mama comes into play... and that's a real game.
*[ Mountain Mama disliked that ]*
GARDENING MAMA
3:21 “Hopefully, I don’t break the eggs.”
*breaks eggs*
breaks eggs till end of timer
"This is a delicate art..."
...
...
...
*P LOp*
Restaurant:How do you like your burgers
Me: RTG style
Restaurant: Good c
8:14 because she wants you to buy her brand (look carefully at the can)
Filthy hag making us give her money
Wow Cooking Mama is a lot nicer now! I remember being pissed when I failed on the Nintendo (EDIT: DS) because I didn't know what I should be doing, and Mama became literal Satan.
Yeah i remember that
Now she just cries while trying to keep a smile on her face
nintendo ds Mama put the fear of god in me. i didn't dare over-bake those biscuits
I remember the flaming eyes
This is the (Nintendo) Wii version actually.
"duh not mine"
"I will fall you"
-mama 2018
Honestly, I'd eat the "3 pounds of meat and nothing else burger™"
D O N O T M I N D
DesHis D O N U T M I N E
D O N O T M I N D
I personally hear Mama say "YOU'RE NOT MINE"
@@veetroglycerin7568 disowned
Cooking mama for smash!
Wtf why are you everywhere
She’s too overpowered for smash, she’ll destroy them all
*Cooking Mama chops up the competition!*
I guess you could say she would...
SMASH the enemies! I'll go now...
coocking papa for smash, he will pour liquid salt from his stick of love and tastiness. it works great with mama's sweet liquid sugar hole.
Cooking Mama: "Be careful that the cream doesn't overflow."
RTGame: *does it anyways*
"This is a delicate art"
*splat*
UN-AT NEIN
2:34
Scooby Doo and Shaggy want to know your location
I remember playing this on my DS
Me too
I remember playing the Demo of the game on the 3DS
saaame
I remember selling my ds for weed
Zurah you had a 3Ds Man U must be young
As an American, I’ve never
1: eaten a hot dog as part of thanksgiving
2: never had a hot dog with lettuce, sliced cheese, or tomato slices
Just wanted to mention but for the last one that is just pineapple tops,
Well,
Just waited to say that
The tops of pineapples are poisonous
:)
2:07 there’s actually a UA-camr called GameTim that takes cooking mamas recipes and does then in real life. It’s really cool, you should check him out!
cool i will check it out
Mr.Firefox It can be a bit cringey, but it’s easy to get past
@@justryone8594 nah i kind of like watching it. Its kinda relaxing in a way
Link please
oh yeah i remember him!
"tree pounds of meat" - TRGame 2018
corilew26 KUP TERAZ
TR?
I love his Irish accent. It's CUTE.
mcallen texas
ree points of meat
Rgame 2018
2:30
“Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!”
Does anyone else hear you’re not mine when mama talks
I played cooking mama 3 on my ds. I sucked at it so much.
*"WHY CAN'T YOU HOLD THE TRAY STRAIGHT, WOMAN!! WHY DOES IT KEEP TIPPING OVER??"*
I was crying over something and clicked on this, but the lopsided hot dog made me laugh so hard. Thanks for the laughs, as always
6:40 What's bangers, precious? What's bangers, eh?
Fun fact rt. Me and my mom raised cattle for our selves and we minced the meat our selves sometimes. We just took it to a butcher and they cut the meat. That was over 6 years ago and we still have the meat and it’s still good
When is the 'Country Roads Restauraunt' opening RT?
Dino The TRex I STAN
Nah, a better name would be:
RT's Delights: Tasty and Virginian
It's been called off due to random meteors, tornados, floods and earthquakes. Sorry.
Question is, what version of Country Roads will play? The original or the Bethesda cover?
Ahh yes heard of the place. I heard they grill their burgers with meteors sent by a chuckling Irishman.
Dear RTGame,
at 09:35, the reason why the apple has skin left on it is because it's supposed to be a so-called "apple bunny" which is cute as heck and not at all a very -weeaboo- Japanese way of preparing apple slices that I would ever have tried for myself.
Azumongo weeeeebbb
i had a stroke trying to read that
it's called a fucking COMMA
@@snorf525
punctuation seems to be fine to me
“You’re not mine.”
When cracking open an egg do you:
A. Lightly smack the egg on the edge of a bowl at least two or more times to crack it, then use both hands to seperate the shell
B. Use medium force to crack open the egg with one smack on the edge of a bowl
C. *_SLAM THE EGG INTO THE BOWL AND WATCH AS THE CONTENTS AND SHELL PIECES SCATTER_*
Cooking Mama makes all food delicious. Even the... thing in the thumbnail.
Le Masterpiece: IT'S F**KING BURNT edition.
Impossible
Cooking Mama can make anything good
Whoa, everywhere I go, I see you in the comments...
*How to make tomato sauce*
Slicing a tomato and putting in the blender
When the hotdog hanged out of the bun and everything else was in place I literally W H E E Z E D
8:45 *garfield wants to know your location*
Pewdiepie wants to know your location.
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 *_I eat John it's what I do_*
Tamiya Harrison Jon*
*🅱ITCH LASAGNA*
The best part about the food is that you don't have to eat it
RT - this is a delicate art.
2 seconds later...
Throws it 3:04
I love when you fuck up the thing and it’s silent asf! It’s comedic gold!
I went to London and I can confirm that pineapple dish was a grand dish.
This game is so nostalgic. I remember playing it on my wii when it first came out.
Same, me and my sisters loved this game when we've gotten it. Don't quite remember how far we've gotten into it thou.
It's 1h58am here and you made me laught loudly with this intro
“Okay, I need to set it like, lower”
*ends up burning them into a crisp*
"How to basic" the game.
Am I the only one who thinks that she's saying "You're not mine!" whenever you fail a step?
I know that's not what she's actually saying, but that's just what I've heard for years.
Nope, there's a crap ton of people in the comments saying that.
What is she actually saying? I can't hear anything other that "You're not mine"
IceMage6824 I think she’s saying “do not mind”???
@@kathleen6538 I know now that she's saying "Do not mind"
Burraku Dusk it sounds like do not mind to me
I don’t think RT understands thanksgiving😂
In America we call those mincers “sausage grinders” and they’re commonly used by people who hunt since deer meat isn’t ground when you get it, even if you send the deer to a processor they usually just send back packaged meat that still needs to be ground.
Cooking mama should have a tutorial where you would either boil water or open a banana, and rt would still fail the tutorial somehow
Burn the water.
UA-cam: “This video is trending number 8 in gaming”
Me: “Wait what? Things can be trending in gaming only?”
Also me: That’s amazing that one of my favorite channels are trending! I didn’t know he was popular enough to do that now!
this is not a joke I did too except I also cringed at the roblox
saw this stream on thanksgiving last year, it was cool
Ah yes, my favorite meal as an American, 3lbs of meat
Wish I could eat it exclusively, smh, stupid food pyramid