@@colingznetwork781 the banker bids on what might be in your box. eliminating blue sticker boxes increases the value of your box because it means a higher chance of your box has a high red number.
I can't believe the most entertaining thing about this game is the random secrets they have. Like, the banker's respect? How does that even factor into gameplay???
@@noizepusher7594 Either that, or they figured 'fuck it, no one's going to play this game deep enough to find whatever I put here, so I might as well have some fun with this'. Either way, it's hilarious
6:49 Why is the game music so tense even after *YOU WON?!* "Great game! Just watch out for the serial killer we have stalking the backstage. That's the real game of chance!"
If I had to guess, one of the 10 studios involved in this monstrosity at some point realized the game was absolute shit so they just decided to just start trolling with hidden items in the game.
If I had to guess, when they had one week left until the game's packing and release, one of the 10 studios involved noticed they still had a game to make.
my favorite thing abt this game is that there’s no redeeming qualities. the graphics have a real cursed vibe, the characters have no fuckin scale of how numbers work, the unlocks are absolutely insane... the fact that this game wasn’t made in like 2001 is unthinkable. how was this made
@@bengal4047 I can only say that Bink video is real, but it isn't a company. It is a software used to play videos in games. I dunno about the other names though
The Banker's meal from his favourite restaurant is being eaten by RT The Banker's yacht is docked at RT's deck The Banker's underwear is in RT's drawers The Banker's wife is in RT's bed
2:19 the phone continuously ringing, the sinister background music, and Noel's dead eyed stare combine nicely to make this feel like the perfect horror scene. Like almost the exact same thing happens in Don't Hug me I'm Scared and I could not tell you which one is scarier.
@@pixelberserker6605 Well, it's no Fallout 1, where you can throw a rock at a child so hard that it blasts a hole right through his ribcage and he falls hemorrhaging to his knees in front of his screaming mother. That's what i want from games.
The Nintendo DS had a US version of this with Howie Mandel and it literally was coded to be the exact same every time you played it. Case #12 had 1mil every single time
Was it the original release by DSI Games or the Special Edition by ZOO? I have the DSI Games original version and case #12 had $1. EDIT: Trying out the Special Edition gave me $5000 in case #12. Defective cartridge possibly?
Fun Fact: Here in the U.S., the children's show "Sesame Street" featured a skit called "Meal or No Meal," complete with puppet-host Howie Mandell. The puppet-contestant selected a covered dish and then had to decide if the items shown were a meal or not (e.g. plate of cookies = no meal). More drama & excitement than this game. Maybe Nintendo should acquire the concept rights? 🤔
Oh my God, I remember that episode! I looked it up, that was episode 4138, from August 16, 2007. Man, that's some time ago! I would have been 11 then, I must have been bored to have been watching Sesame Street at 11!
@@MsWatismyname, they changed Cookie Monster's theme song from "C is for 'Cookie'" to "Cookies are a Sometime Food." So I don't think he's allowed to go full diabeetus mode anymore. Press F, etc.
The lore is actually kind of weird, the banker is not a good person, he stole candy from a baby, bought a country, married a supermodel, likes expensive restaurants, and is overall just a dick according to the honest interview.
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 The funny thing is that the picture doesn't look stolen at all, it looks like someone just took a picture of the bankers wife while she was chilling at a park.
The game "Portal" came out about a year before this one(2007) I think, costed about $10, was made by less people, and is a much better experience overall... It's like they made it in the 1990s and didn't release it until 2008...
@@danielfrancis7798 thats an insult to 80s games, pac man and super mario bros. was released in the 80s, and probably had a year or two to be worked on. this "game" if you could even call it that, is more basic than pong, one of the simplest games ever made, and that was made in the 70s.
So the US version has the 1.5/10 on IGN, with some reviewers even giving it at least a 5/10. Metacritic gave it a 56/100, with a total of 3 mixed reviews and 1 negative review by critics, and 2 negative reviews by users. I think the main reasoning it got anything at all was because of the Mii support or something. The UK version simply has no ratings. Like anywhere. It's so bad it doesn't even exist as a product.
i'm surprised no one's made a creepypasta out of this game I picked box number 13. The lid lifted open to reveal... £666. and then noel cried hyper-realistic blood and there was screaming and obama was there
After accepting an offer: That's because you are trying to Hunt the £250,000. The game mechanic is to con the Banker. He cannot offer you more than the maximum amount left in the game. Suppose you found the maximum on the board was £100,000, then the maximum the banker can offer is £100,000 (often the mean of the totals). By accepting the £250,000, you want to sell your box that contains any amount lower than what you accepted.
I met Noel when I was 5 at a fair in my home town in Essex, I was holding a book on spiders and he patted me on the head A bit vivid and odd coupled with this nightmare fuel of a 'game'
@@tobubiify Yeah, because YOU'RE the banker, it's a catastrophe for you, because when they knock out low numbers you have to offer more. As the banker it's good when they knock out high amounts.
So basically... if he was offered 50k and took the deal, it would be seen as good to nock out the 250k, 100k, 75k because with those out of the game he knows he couldn’t have won anymore money that what he was offered. If all the higher boxes were still in the game but in the next round he took out 3 blues that would be horrible for him as he would have been offered more money by the banker after that round and it also means that with less blues on the board his chances of having the 250k in his box increases. That’s pretty much the gist of it👍😂
As someone who never watched that show and has no idea what the actual rules are, this video is like reading a comic strip in a language I don't know... xD
I owned this game when I was really young yet I never got passed the intro cutscene, it made me so scared for some reason *at least I knew not to get into this crap*
The thing in Banker mode where they were upset about £5 is because he already took a deal from the bank and usually when you get lower numbers the bank offer gets higher. So they cheered at 250,000 going away because it meant that he made a good choice going with his deal, because he couldn’t have gotten the 250,000
YES! I now know that I will be in debt! Yeah, that is bullshit. If you pay 250,000 and then find out that you will not even be in the even, you are supposed to be happy?
By the way the reason they were all booing the low value reveals in the banker mode was because after you deal you play on to see how much you could’ve won. So all the people are like oh no if you’d played on there would’ve been less blues and you would’ve got a better deal. Of course this masterpiece didn’t exactly take into account coding for a 250k deal lol
But that's not it though? It's because YOU are the banker, that's why there was a celebration when the 250,000 was knocked out. Because low numbers are bad when you're the banker and low numbers are good.
Ophi Green No James is right. If someone is offered 50k and takes the deal, everyone would celebrate if they took out the box that could have meant you winning 200k more..
For the texture change at 13:57: when he's doing the dance, the box is part of the character model and its texture UV's are wrong.When he puts it down, the box becomes its own geometry and its UV's are correct again. Seems a little sloppy... likely an artist working on assets and character animations wasn't paying attention to details; either that or they had to rush/crunch to get the game out.
In case anyone is reading this comment five years later, it's "bad" that 50p is off the table because it means that the contestant didn't have 50p in his box and therefore might have a much larger value that is more than the banker offered. Of course, this can't actually be the case because Dan offered the max amount it's possible to win, but they didn't code the game with that in mind.
seen a lot of things billed as the "worst video game ever made": big rigs over the road racing, sonic 06, et for atari 2600 etc... but surely they cannot compete with guessing, purely on gut feeling, which one of 24 numbers is in a box with added guess a random 4 digit number mini-game.
I doubted that this could be among the worst games ever. I was wrong to doubt. The only cure for my depression after witnessing the existence of this game is a meteor storm. Take me home.
And just by a quick google search, other games which released in 2008 include...Fallout 3, GTA 4, Spore, Dead Space, Metal Gear Solid 4, Super Smash Bros Brawl, and Lego Batman. None of them hold a candle to this masterpiece.
Depending on what you get it removes it from the list no longer letting you get that amount of money, at the end of the show you would choose a box and whatever is in it that's what you would get
I think in the American version they just open all the boxes to show what was in them, but they don't continue playing. Then again, it has been awhile since I've watched the show
Sillypplproductions2 It depended on what they wanted for tape sometimes they went like 2 or 3 post deal rounds sometimes they played the rest of the game and some times they just opened all the boxes
This game seems like a legitimate scam to coax old people out of their hard-earned cash. Think about it, it's overpriced as hell, it's based on a TV game show and it's for the Wii which was branded as a console that you could get fit while playing. There is literally no other explanation I can think of as to why this game has so little effort put into it.
If I were on "Deal or No Deal", then I'd just immediately take the banker's first offer. Because, sure, maybe I could have won the £250,000 box, but if he's offering me, say, £75K then I'm perfectly happy. I turned up, met Noel Edmonds and then someone gave me £75K. Going home with £75K would not be the worst thing that happened that day. Even if I go home with just 50p, then that's still 50p more than I had when I showed up. There is no failure state in this game. Whatever you do, someone gives you money. Expectation management. I'm fine with that. Just give me the money - whatever the first offer is - and I'll go home happy.
this is such a good comment tbh i agree with you, id do the same i sort-of grew up watching this tv show and it was so funny seeing people's greed get the better of them almost every time
Agreed. When my mom and I watch reruns of Deal or No Deal sometimes (with Howie Mandel), we always end up sighing at the TV amazed that they have a guaranteed offer in front of them and turn it down for the *possiblity* of 1Mil. At the end of one episode, this woman turned down so many good offers she ended up leaving with $1.
I get what you're saying, but one could also argue that you came with nothing so you've got nothing to lose. Because sure, you could take the £75,000, but you (presumably) still have a shot at the £250,000. And since you're going home with something anyways, why not go for more? Again, you've got nothing to lose. Are cash winnings taxed in the UK? If so, how much? I know in the US the federal tax on winnings is 25%, and then depending on the state you live in you may have to pay even more. So if you won $96,000 (£75,000) you'd end up with between $72,000 (£56,346.49) and $62,496 (£48,908.76). If you live in New York City, there's a local tax as well, which brings the total to $59,811.84 (£46,808.16).
I had the DS version which didn't have the introduction video and all the characters were still photos. But it did have the shows intro. Nobody talked and you couldn't choose a character. The only voices was when you had a bad box or a good box.
After giving it some thought, I finally understand the "banker" section of the video. After the deal was made, whenever a low value item was eliminated, that means it wasn't the one the "player" had, which increased the chances he made a bad deal (you want to be holding a low value box after making a deal with the banker). Any eliminated box below the deal value would be treated as a bad thing. When the 250k was eliminated, it wasn't the one the player had and the deal he'd locked in was at least that much, so the player had made a good choice making the deal. It doesn't excuse how terrible the game design is, but at least it makes some amount of sense.
Minecraft: Story Mode isn't even really a bad game to begin with. It's a decent game with shoddy writing that's clearly catered towards children. This is just awful.
The reason the lower numbers were bad after he took your deal was cuz in the real game, the banker's offer goes up any time the lower numbers go away, so theoretically, if he had waited for more of the lower numbers to disappear, he would have gotten a better offer (even tho that was literally impossible)
RT be careful, you can’t just upload 20 mins of uncut deal or no deal footage on to UA-cam! The channel will be taken down! Also, something I’ve always thought was odd about deal or no deal is that people come from all over England to win money, but only one gets picked, if your not picked then there’s no point you being there anymore you might as well just leave since there is no chance of you winning cos you weren’t picked.
A lot of these shows tape numerous episodes back to back. So if you're not on one episode you tend to stay around and hope to make another one of the episodes taped that day. Don't make it in any of those? Come back in a month and a half when they film more and try again.
I don't say this often but I probably could code a better version of this game in like 15 Minutes on C++. And the worst thing: *_I don't even know C++_*
No, you are all wrong, use yacc to compile a compiler that is coded in assembley or scratch that autocompiles break the bankers code and have all of this run on gnu hurd, that is the real challenge
Basically he already dealt, so you're then aiming to lose the top prizes so that it was worth dealing, so you don't want to lose the blues. Then again, he had dealt on the board's biggest prize so it didn't really matter
It’s pretty simple, and RT basically had it down: the contestant picks a suitcase/box from the group and keeps it for the rest of the game. They then pick suitcases to eliminate from the models on stage, and after a few are opened, the Banker calls and will offer cash for the contestant to take in place of whatever’s in their suitcase. If they refuse, the cycle continues, until an offer is accepted or the final two suitcases are left, upon which (normally) a chance for a swap is made, and then the contestant’s suitcase is open and they take that much money home. The Banker will always offer less than the maximum amount left on the board (and I don’t think it’s formulaic, but it’s priced to where it’s enticing to take at any time).
A tutorial, this should be easy Noel: here you'll learn how to play, ill walk you though the game. Wii Noel: *proceeds to teach you how to absolutely epicly lose the game* Great Game! *dances with your bus fair in a box*
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No Deal if it means it'll save me from this hell
If we get this video to like 100k likes, you should try to unlock some secrets.
Wait.......9 likes? Boiiii this broken
i wanna see a 100% completion video by the end of the week
-that was what i said-
-i think-
No joke i quite often get u and Kevin mixed up when watching the shite u 2 put out
Gets rid of £10,000 - everybody screams
Wins £100,000 - complete silence and then a calmly spoken “great game”
That man's claps just didn't exist.
Christopher Rule they all know that they cant afford £100,000
Gets 10p - everyone applauds
Accompanied by a very unsettling background droning noise
That was catastrophic
You won the most high tension game of deal or no deal ive ever seen and the audience didn't even clap.
Marcel Chagnon I know right? It's insane?
Marcel Chagnon I’ve never seen an episode of deal or no deal so I don’t understand what’s going on, but I enjoyed it none the less
Yeah, like it's either he gets 250 bucks or becomes a millionaire
Stephan Bazile you’re missing a few zeros
@@colingznetwork781 the banker bids on what might be in your box. eliminating blue sticker boxes increases the value of your box because it means a higher chance of your box has a high red number.
it feels like if i dig deep enough into the game’s files i’ll find footage of the assassination of jfk from a different angle
Lmao was thinking that
If you open the 250 000 box first, you will unlock the Bankers POV during the kenedy assasination
@@jurajsintaj6644 is it from behind a sniper sight from a building on the opposite side of the street?
@@matthewrawlings1284 no it’s from Kennedy’s POV
The Banker was the driver
@@jurajsintaj6644 It's just him watching TV at home because he wasn't even there
"Show the banker some stolen photos of his wife and you'll earn his respect and 15 extra points" Sounds like blackmail but okay
i wonder if someone actually found it in this game
@@mralt5419 Huehuehue.
I did.
This game is c a t a s t r o p h i c .
LARAUJO I’ve been waiting for this, I got the 420th like
@@cooki3monsta548 i got 666 like
Daventino Salupo now that’s epic
Thanks King Dedede, very cool!
I read that in Noel Edmond
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE OMINOUS SILENCE WHILE THEY SIT THERE IT'S ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING
The ambient music is so fucking creepy w the cursed animation
It's even worse if they were whispering, like they are hiding something. Sinister.
i know its supposed to create suspense but it feels like a freaking horror game
I hope I don't have any dreams like this👀
How haven't anyone made a creepypasta of this yet??
I can't believe the most entertaining thing about this game is the random secrets they have. Like, the banker's respect? How does that even factor into gameplay???
Maybe you would of gotten better deals from him?
I love how creepy the secrets are around the banker. Whoever made up the rewards for the secrets must have some sort of obsession with the banker.
@@noizepusher7594 Either that, or they figured 'fuck it, no one's going to play this game deep enough to find whatever I put here, so I might as well have some fun with this'. Either way, it's hilarious
Bankers respect makes him give you better deals during the game.
6:49 Why is the game music so tense even after *YOU WON?!*
"Great game! Just watch out for the serial killer we have stalking the backstage. That's the real game of chance!"
Well i mean, how ELSE are they going to make their money?
Was the background track actually real or did RT edit it in?
Strange you mention it because i'm starting to wonder if i'm the only one who thinks the guy with box 7 at 1:31 looks like yoshikage kira.
@Micah Philson Fr though, it's like someone could jumpscare you at any moment in this game
im glad im not the only one thinking that
Credits literally say the game was "Developped"
Goes to show how much work these people put into "developping" this game.
Maybe the game was "developped" well, just most of the source code is spelt incorrectly, oh well *CATASTROPHIC*
@@raptus9115 but the models are horrendous as well
@@callmenick4992 that's on the designs team, not the "developpment" team
@@g4be yea but the models were still seen, and approved by someone
@@callmenick4992 True...
If I had to guess, one of the 10 studios involved in this monstrosity at some point realized the game was absolute shit so they just decided to just start trolling with hidden items in the game.
It's literally the only explanation I have
even that sounds too much for these "developpers" (its spelled like that in the game btw)
If I had to guess, when they had one week left until the game's packing and release, one of the 10 studios involved noticed they still had a game to make.
what a shitshow of a game
Makes enough sense to me
That soundtrack was on the verge of being classified as horror
sad thing is it’s pretty much the same soundtrack that was on the real show ..
A soundtrack anybody could make. You pick a low key on the keyboard and hold down the button.
"Soundtrack" it's a single note lol
@@MrCompassionate01 The longer the note, the more dread.
Who's to say it's not already?
I’m surprised the models are actually animated and not just T posing all game
TheMarioManiac all Wii games were like that. Shit as ever.
By "animated" do you mean they sway back and forth slightly to signify breathing?
@NightShark115 Just painted on walls
Still better then Pokemon sword and shield
That would actually make this game better
"If you reveal all boxes in sequential order in one game, you get a picture of the Banker in full leather gear at his last BDSM swinger party!"
And 15 more points of The Banker's respect.
If you reveal them in reverse order, you unlock a picture of a can of beans.
Rena Kunisaki with the lid still on
Rena Kunisaki “A BEAN!”
That is c a t a s t r o p h I c.
my favorite thing abt this game is that there’s no redeeming qualities. the graphics have a real cursed vibe, the characters have no fuckin scale of how numbers work, the unlocks are absolutely insane... the fact that this game wasn’t made in like 2001 is unthinkable. how was this made
Half life 1 came out in 1998
These characters will show up in my nightmares
Probably had less budget that of a homeless guy
back up
“100 STAFF WERE INVOLVED”
@@stansmith2233 Lmao
the music is literally just one note the whole time
"music"
E-flat according to Johnny English aka Mr.Bean
It’s all you need
The longer the note, the more dread
@@blckhll1082 fuck you beat me to this comment by 8 hours lol
I don't think I've ever seen you completely and utterly broken, RT.
@@tonycheese5451 he was shattered
I made it 666 :)
Watch him playing Minecraft Story Mode
There's probably 4 different development studios because no single one wanted to be responsible for this monstrosity
I wouldn't be surprised if half the studio names and logos in the intro were aliases, because no one wanted this garbage fire tied to their real name
*developpement
And then you realise through a bit of google searching that most of these studios are now liquidated.
*Shocked pikachu face*
Monstrosity? More like catastrophe
@@bengal4047 I can only say that Bink video is real, but it isn't a company. It is a software used to play videos in games. I dunno about the other names though
The year is 2024
RT’s wii controller is still vibrating
Everyone’s waiting
Noel still hasn’t picked up the phone
lol
Emily Rose Will Noel ever pick up the phone? Find out after these commercials.
The batteries last about 17.6 seconds in a Wii remote.
The Banker's meal from his favourite restaurant is being eaten by RT
The Banker's yacht is docked at RT's deck
The Banker's underwear is in RT's drawers
The Banker's wife is in RT's bed
Emily Rose The year is 3004 you hear from an abandoned house deal or no deal music, and a ringing phone. All of a sudden you hear, “Hello Banker!”
*Person drops to the ground in anger and starts spinning on it's back*
"Well, well, well. Seems that we all feel the same way."
2:19 the phone continuously ringing, the sinister background music, and Noel's dead eyed stare combine nicely to make this feel like the perfect horror scene. Like almost the exact same thing happens in Don't Hug me I'm Scared and I could not tell you which one is scarier.
...THIS IS HOW THE BODY-
What music?
Somewhere, a phone is ringing.
LETS GET CREATIVE
The answer is obviously this game, its legit nightmare fuel with thise animations and the ominous buzzing type noise
Can you even call this a game? Does it count? For 50 euro?
*No deal.*
2008, 50 euro.
This, or Fallout 3.
RRP in 2008 was £29.99
That's Nintendo for you
@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 Fallout 3 had a trash story but q game where you can murder people by firing teddybears at them has some merit
@@pixelberserker6605 Well, it's no Fallout 1, where you can throw a rock at a child so hard that it blasts a hole right through his ribcage and he falls hemorrhaging to his knees in front of his screaming mother. That's what i want from games.
The Nintendo DS had a US version of this with Howie Mandel and it literally was coded to be the exact same every time you played it. Case #12 had 1mil every single time
YOU RUINED IT I LOVE PLAYING THAT GAME! (sarcasm)
Was it the original release by DSI Games or the Special Edition by ZOO? I have the DSI Games original version and case #12 had $1.
EDIT: Trying out the Special Edition gave me $5000 in case #12. Defective cartridge possibly?
I've seen flash games on Newgrounds that people put together in their spare time that are better than this. O.O
PhazonOmega Henry stickmin games much
*cough cough super smash flash 2 *cough cough
you could not be more wrong
@@brothatskindagay4278 how
@SomeRandomGamer This is the best game ever
*"What will you buy if you won Deal or No Deal?"*
Me: *Deal or No Deal in Wii*
I gave u a thumbs up because runescape!
Jasmin Bešić you runescape legend
×2
Fun Fact: Here in the U.S., the children's show "Sesame Street" featured a skit called "Meal or No Meal," complete with puppet-host Howie Mandell. The puppet-contestant selected a covered dish and then had to decide if the items shown were a meal or not (e.g. plate of cookies = no meal). More drama & excitement than this game. Maybe Nintendo should acquire the concept rights? 🤔
Cookies are a meal though. I mean they have cookie monster in that show. It is his meal.
After this game? No, just no
Oh my God, I remember that episode!
I looked it up, that was episode 4138, from August 16, 2007. Man, that's some time ago! I would have been 11 then, I must have been bored to have been watching Sesame Street at 11!
@@MsWatismyname, they changed Cookie Monster's theme song from "C is for 'Cookie'" to "Cookies are a Sometime Food." So I don't think he's allowed to go full diabeetus mode anymore. Press F, etc.
Cookies are a goddamn all-the-time food and anyone who says otherwise should be hanged.
We need a Game Theory on the deep lore that’s clearly being presented to us in Deal or No Deal Wii
This game plays like a really bad creepypasta
It’s gonna need to be a two parter.
@GTLive you heard the youtuber. find me some LORE MatPat! FNAF is out, Wii Deal or No Deal is in
I made a twitter account just to tweet this to him.
lets hope he sees it
The lore is actually kind of weird, the banker is not a good person, he stole candy from a baby, bought a country, married a supermodel, likes expensive restaurants, and is overall just a dick according to the honest interview.
Feel that loss of money,
*Cries in West Virginian.*
COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE I BELONG!!
WEST VIRGINIA!!!
MOUNTAIN MAMA
I was laughing way too long at the fact that you can unlock a “stolen picture of the Banker’s wife”.
The fact that it says it's stolen makes it 10 times creepier
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 The funny thing is that the picture doesn't look stolen at all, it looks like someone just took a picture of the bankers wife while she was chilling at a park.
0:33 RT: "This is just video."
Little did he know, it's probably the best part of the game
"The banker killed my entire family while Noel Edmonds laughed."
5 stars
The badger family?
The game "Portal" came out about a year before this one(2007) I think, costed about $10, was made by less people, and is a much better experience overall... It's like they made it in the 1990s and didn't release it until 2008...
even old sim game from 90s is "developped" better than this
That's an insult to 90s games. Hell the programming is so basic it's like something from the early 80s
@@danielfrancis7798 Halo:Combat Evolved was announced in 1999, and it came out 2 years later.
Still a masterpiece to this day!
@@danielfrancis7798 thats an insult to 80s games, pac man and super mario bros. was released in the 80s, and probably had a year or two to be worked on. this "game" if you could even call it that, is more basic than pong, one of the simplest games ever made, and that was made in the 70s.
i played portal for the first time like.. a week ago, and it was really fun! still holds up despite being like 12 years old.
This game was brought to you by:
3 cats
A dog
And 8 crickets
Thank you to those developpers
A monke
Honestly the developers were probably severely underfunded lol
So the US version has the 1.5/10 on IGN, with some reviewers even giving it at least a 5/10. Metacritic gave it a 56/100, with a total of 3 mixed reviews and 1 negative review by critics, and 2 negative reviews by users. I think the main reasoning it got anything at all was because of the Mii support or something.
The UK version simply has no ratings. Like anywhere. It's so bad it doesn't even exist as a product.
I myself live in England and actually have this game, but it's a different version. It isn't as bad as people say it is.
Gillian Parker did you even watch the video😂
@@schwarz8614 Did you even read what he said?
Transform987 yes thats why I said so
you dumb?
@@schwarz8614 they said 'different version'
19:09 the game is so horrible that RT doesn’t even bother having it in the background of the end screen.
@@Rystical r/whooooooosshhhhhhh
i'm surprised no one's made a creepypasta out of this game
I picked box number 13. The lid lifted open to reveal...
£666.
and then noel cried hyper-realistic blood and there was screaming and obama was there
@@lilylopnco you guessed it
Obama came to the rescue or was he part of the cursed game?
analog horror be like
@@ryokiritani4187 yes
@@ryokiritani4187 yes.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Noel Edmunds just USED MAGICAL POWERS TO MOVE THE BOXES.
I think they just didn't have enough budget to animate him moving
mr blobby made him do it
He killed his creator at the begginning
Loses 1p
Player: oh good!
*That is catastrophic*
Loses 250,000
Player: NO!
*That is not catastrophic*
After accepting an offer: That's because you are trying to Hunt the £250,000. The game mechanic is to con the Banker. He cannot offer you more than the maximum amount left in the game. Suppose you found the maximum on the board was £100,000, then the maximum the banker can offer is £100,000 (often the mean of the totals). By accepting the £250,000, you want to sell your box that contains any amount lower than what you accepted.
It is for the banker, who you are.
The game is a total catastrophic
this is perhaps the most cursed game I've ever seen.
Noel Edmonds staring into my soul while the phone rings will haunt me to the end of my days
I met Noel when I was 5 at a fair in my home town in Essex, I was holding a book on spiders and he patted me on the head
A bit vivid and odd coupled with this nightmare fuel of a 'game'
50p = devastating, £250,000 = dance party
Mychest88
It’s because he already made a deal so they were happy that the deal he took was better then the boxes he was picking.
@@lorenzolodge9535 yeah except 50p was much less than 250,000 and they still say it's a "catastrophe"
@@tobubiify Yeah, because YOU'RE the banker, it's a catastrophe for you, because when they knock out low numbers you have to offer more.
As the banker it's good when they knock out high amounts.
So basically... if he was offered 50k and took the deal, it would be seen as good to nock out the 250k, 100k, 75k because with those out of the game he knows he couldn’t have won anymore money that what he was offered. If all the higher boxes were still in the game but in the next round he took out 3 blues that would be horrible for him as he would have been offered more money by the banker after that round and it also means that with less blues on the board his chances of having the 250k in his box increases. That’s pretty much the gist of it👍😂
It's because, since it's lower then the offer, the offer would've been better. You know, if it wasn't max already.
As someone who never watched that show and has no idea what the actual rules are, this video is like reading a comic strip in a language I don't know... xD
That would be better than the actual show.
I know it and I feel the same don't worry
How do you not know how to play Deal or No Deal? It's one of the most simple game shows ever.
@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN Well, I've never watched it. Not even sure if it runs on TV here.
@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN I've never even heard of it, I don't know what any of the numbers mean
I owned this game when I was really young yet I never got passed the intro cutscene, it made me so scared for some reason
*at least I knew not to get into this crap*
If Minecraft Story Mode was made by Satan, then this game was made by the Gods themselves
You're in every video
The gods have a sick sense of humour
Well in D&D, there are good and bad gods, so the "Gods" you are on about are definitely the bad ones
The god hand
It was clearly made by the chaos god tzeench as apart of one of his plans.
I keep hearing him say hello wanker instead of banker
H E L L O W A N K E R
‘Ello Wanka
SAME
Australia mode
The thing in Banker mode where they were upset about £5 is because he already took a deal from the bank and usually when you get lower numbers the bank offer gets higher. So they cheered at 250,000 going away because it meant that he made a good choice going with his deal, because he couldn’t have gotten the 250,000
I love your profile pic
YES! I now know that I will be in debt!
Yeah, that is bullshit. If you pay 250,000 and then find out that you will not even be in the even, you are supposed to be happy?
Ohhh, that makes more sense. Never understood the banker's logic in the show, let alone this game, so thank you for the explanation!
Exactly, how has this guy got so many subscribers, when he can't even work something as simple as banker mode in DOND.
@@Ze_eT Mainly because the banker isn't supposed to give anywhere near 250 grand.
You won 10p and they acted like you won the lottery
10p is enough for a potato. That's 1 potato more between an Irishman and famine!
@@kawaii33366 10p is not enough for a potato in Dublin!
Do you guys not understand how this game works? That's good to get 10
It's good to get the lesser amounts because what you choose is deducted from your total winnings, I believe.
@@WillBassman no that's not how it works, that doesn't make any sense. It's just eliminating the amount as a possibility.
Did anyone else notice that Everytime the phone rings the guys teeth model flickers constantly??
Yes. Creepy af
He’s shivering. It’s cold in the studio.
Did you see there is a minor loop of Noel at the very beginning in the FMV video?
If you look very closely at his face, you can see it on his face.
Looks like a visual artifact caused by low resolution and a lack of anti-aliasing.
@@deadchannel26 omg im crying LOL
what the frick was that ominous single noise during the gameplay, like why do that in a video game lmaooo ?
Looks like the sound of an opening ps1 xD
You hear it in the real show
It reminds me of the sound of hypnotoad from futurama.
The worst game you've ever played yet the best game we've ever watched
"If you unlock an uncountable amount of boxes, you unlock Aleph Nole."
This is a quality comment. Thank you.
Aleph Noel Edmonds
Aleph Zero
Isn’t aleph Nole also called countable infinity though
@@bradenehlke7652 that's aleph null, the comment is a pun
By the way the reason they were all booing the low value reveals in the banker mode was because after you deal you play on to see how much you could’ve won. So all the people are like oh no if you’d played on there would’ve been less blues and you would’ve got a better deal. Of course this masterpiece didn’t exactly take into account coding for a 250k deal lol
But that's not it though?
It's because YOU are the banker, that's why there was a celebration when the 250,000 was knocked out.
Because low numbers are bad when you're the banker and low numbers are good.
Ophi Green No James is right. If someone is offered 50k and takes the deal, everyone would celebrate if they took out the box that could have meant you winning 200k more..
Ophi Green They are always on the side of the contestants, not the banker. Just like in the real show.
Yeah the audience is still on the ai contestant’s side
Then explain why they booed when he was the fucking playing and they booed about 100.
For the texture change at 13:57: when he's doing the dance, the box is part of the character model and its texture UV's are wrong.When he puts it down, the box becomes its own geometry and its UV's are correct again. Seems a little sloppy... likely an artist working on assets and character animations wasn't paying attention to details; either that or they had to rush/crunch to get the game out.
€0.50
"That is catastrophic"
You keep using that word....I do not think it means what you think it means...
It’s because they already took the deal
You don't get how deal or no deal works do you?
This comment is straight up heretical.
1. Writing euro sign before a number
2. Impling pound = euro
@@Matihood1 nothing that references The Princess Bride is heretical
In case anyone is reading this comment five years later, it's "bad" that 50p is off the table because it means that the contestant didn't have 50p in his box and therefore might have a much larger value that is more than the banker offered. Of course, this can't actually be the case because Dan offered the max amount it's possible to win, but they didn't code the game with that in mind.
4:08 the game doesn’t even care anymore. It’s given up. It has no idea what is happening.
The music in the background makes this game creepy for some reason
It's a creepypasta game!
Now the game makes sense!
A Person I don’t think the banker’s underwear is ever NOT going to be creepy...
Especially the creepy phone call noise
It's supposed to add dramatic suspense! So yeah, it's creepy!
seen a lot of things billed as the "worst video game ever made": big rigs over the road racing, sonic 06, et for atari 2600 etc...
but surely they cannot compete with guessing, purely on gut feeling, which one of 24 numbers is in a box with added guess a random 4 digit number mini-game.
'ello, banker.
'ello banker.
That was catastrophic
Good damn I can't not read these comments in his voice
'ello wanker.
Anyone who bought this game for €50 back in the day was absolutely robbed.
It cost fucking what?
@@manictiger €50
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The whole game is basically those clips that play in bowling alleys.
Haha so true
I doubted that this could be among the worst games ever.
I was wrong to doubt.
The only cure for my depression after witnessing the existence of this game is a meteor storm.
Take me home.
And just by a quick google search, other games which released in 2008 include...Fallout 3, GTA 4, Spore, Dead Space, Metal Gear Solid 4, Super Smash Bros Brawl, and Lego Batman.
None of them hold a candle to this masterpiece.
And I’m pretty sure Mario Galaxy or MarioKart was 2007.
@14:09: This game was "Developped"...
That explains a lot doesn't it?
@@bigbadanimation9130 I was just about to say that.
Amount in box: 10p
Amount won: £250,000
Why did it keep playing the game after he took the deal... What
Timbo Jones pretty sure they do that in the TV show too just to find out how things would have turned out
Depending on what you get it removes it from the list no longer letting you get that amount of money, at the end of the show you would choose a box and whatever is in it that's what you would get
I think in the American version they just open all the boxes to show what was in them, but they don't continue playing. Then again, it has been awhile since I've watched the show
Sillypplproductions2 It depended on what they wanted for tape sometimes they went like 2 or 3 post deal rounds sometimes they played the rest of the game and some times they just opened all the boxes
*Literally the worst game you've ever played or streamed*
*One of your longest videos*
No deal
_THAT IS _*_CATASTROPHIC_*
Possibly the worst game ever...
Worst game but funniest video
It wasn't even developed, it was "developped"
well now he's uploaded an 8 hour video, so have fun
_we have stared straight into the gates of Hell itself, my friends_
Well that's just catastrophic.
This game seems like a legitimate scam to coax old people out of their hard-earned cash. Think about it, it's overpriced as hell, it's based on a TV game show and it's for the Wii which was branded as a console that you could get fit while playing. There is literally no other explanation I can think of as to why this game has so little effort put into it.
If I were on "Deal or No Deal", then I'd just immediately take the banker's first offer.
Because, sure, maybe I could have won the £250,000 box, but if he's offering me, say, £75K then I'm perfectly happy.
I turned up, met Noel Edmonds and then someone gave me £75K. Going home with £75K would not be the worst thing that happened that day.
Even if I go home with just 50p, then that's still 50p more than I had when I showed up.
There is no failure state in this game. Whatever you do, someone gives you money.
Expectation management. I'm fine with that. Just give me the money - whatever the first offer is - and I'll go home happy.
this is such a good comment tbh
i agree with you, id do the same
i sort-of grew up watching this tv show and it was so funny seeing people's greed get the better of them almost every time
I;m sure the shows go through a lot of effort to ensure they pick contestants not as sensible as you.
Agreed. When my mom and I watch reruns of Deal or No Deal sometimes (with Howie Mandel), we always end up sighing at the TV amazed that they have a guaranteed offer in front of them and turn it down for the *possiblity* of 1Mil. At the end of one episode, this woman turned down so many good offers she ended up leaving with $1.
lmao that’s just the difference between you and me, then. i’m a natural gambler, and i just can’t resist betting on chance and luck
I get what you're saying, but one could also argue that you came with nothing so you've got nothing to lose. Because sure, you could take the £75,000, but you (presumably) still have a shot at the £250,000.
And since you're going home with something anyways, why not go for more? Again, you've got nothing to lose.
Are cash winnings taxed in the UK? If so, how much? I know in the US the federal tax on winnings is 25%, and then depending on the state you live in you may have to pay even more. So if you won $96,000 (£75,000) you'd end up with between $72,000 (£56,346.49) and $62,496 (£48,908.76). If you live in New York City, there's a local tax as well, which brings the total to $59,811.84 (£46,808.16).
you know how some games and tv shows have a creepypasta?
this *is* the Deal or No Deal creepypasta
Someone should make a creepy hacked version of this game
@@hermitfox3053 no need, it's already creepy enough as it is
This game is proof that the quality of a game is inversely proportional to the number of teams that worked on it
I think for the 1 million subs video we should get a reveal of the banker's wife.
I had the DS version which didn't have the introduction video and all the characters were still photos. But it did have the shows intro. Nobody talked and you couldn't choose a character. The only voices was when you had a bad box or a good box.
After giving it some thought, I finally understand the "banker" section of the video. After the deal was made, whenever a low value item was eliminated, that means it wasn't the one the "player" had, which increased the chances he made a bad deal (you want to be holding a low value box after making a deal with the banker). Any eliminated box below the deal value would be treated as a bad thing. When the 250k was eliminated, it wasn't the one the player had and the deal he'd locked in was at least that much, so the player had made a good choice making the deal.
It doesn't excuse how terrible the game design is, but at least it makes some amount of sense.
Imagine calling this the worst game ever while also streaming Minecraft story mode
Minecraft: Story mode actually holds some resemblance to Minecraft though.
At least Story mode has some amount of substance
this was during the mysims kingdom stream. he literally stopped playing mysims kingdom to play this for an hour.
Minecraft: Story Mode isn't even really a bad game to begin with. It's a decent game with shoddy writing that's clearly catered towards children. This is just awful.
It's better than this game
The reason the lower numbers were bad after he took your deal was cuz in the real game, the banker's offer goes up any time the lower numbers go away, so theoretically, if he had waited for more of the lower numbers to disappear, he would have gotten a better offer (even tho that was literally impossible)
Kerbal space program: 8 minites
All i want die games: around 10 minites
Deal or no deal: 20 MINUTES
Even the arcade version of this game is better than this.
Actually the arcade version is pretty good... Hmm.
The Arcade one is at least fun to play lol
Hellfire Studios - Demonwolf37 I used to be addicted to the arcade one lmao
Ikr? I played it a lot whenever a place had it. I wasn't necessarily very good at it, but I did play it a lot
Hellfire Studios - Demonwolf37 One time I literally won one ticket lmao
It gives shit prizes but it is fun
I’m American it never occurred to me their might be a British version of this show without Howie Mandel
Its actually originally a dutch show.
There was a Norwegian version as well many years back
Same. I was confused when no models appeared with suitcases haha
There's also an Australian version of this show too, even a DS game based on it - apparently very similar to the UK version but with replaced assets.
There's also a spanish version. wtf this show was all over the world
The music during the game is lowkey so scary
Aria Seymour It’s not even music, it’s just one note varying in how loud it is. It’s horrifying.
RT be careful, you can’t just upload 20 mins of uncut deal or no deal footage on to UA-cam!
The channel will be taken down!
Also, something I’ve always thought was odd about deal or no deal is that people come from all over England to win money, but only one gets picked, if your not picked then there’s no point you being there anymore you might as well just leave since there is no chance of you winning cos you weren’t picked.
People stay there for weeks on end sometimes. If you don't get picked you stay to the next show.
It isnt uncut, i was there at the stream, he was playing the game for over a good hour.
A lot of these shows tape numerous episodes back to back. So if you're not on one episode you tend to stay around and hope to make another one of the episodes taped that day. Don't make it in any of those? Come back in a month and a half when they film more and try again.
Actually, on deal or no deal every single person in the line will be the player once.
He didn't though.
He also uploaded a mini-game that they couldn't be bothered to code fully.
We need a second part.
But this time....
Get the picture of the Banker's wife
RT should try to 100% speedrun this game
I never thought this would be the scariest game ever
I don't say this often but I probably could code a better version of this game in like 15 Minutes on C++.
And the worst thing:
*_I don't even know C++_*
It could be cool...
I know C++ and I'm pretty sure you could code a game like this in HTML5
Fuck you could use scratch and the result would be better
No, you are all wrong, use yacc to compile a compiler that is coded in assembley or scratch that autocompiles break the bankers code and have all of this run on gnu hurd, that is the real challenge
I made Break The Banker's Code in python in an hour
This is a very different deal or no deal game from the american version.
I've made data analysis programs that look more visually appealing than this game.
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I made a functionally identical version of Break the Banker's Code in my Computer Science Basics class in high school.
Same
Niels Kersic just use that for loop and math.random and you’re set
I did it first half-term of GCSE computing, it's a game called Mastermind.
@@bryanwhitehurst1697 Knowing what that means make me feel happy.
0:41 God creating humans and them overpowering him
Pain Bae *earrape*
12:05 "That is catastrophic."
I feel the same way when I lose 50p.
Basically he already dealt, so you're then aiming to lose the top prizes so that it was worth dealing, so you don't want to lose the blues.
Then again, he had dealt on the board's biggest prize so it didn't really matter
I don't even understand how to play the game but *RTgame* always make it funny.
@kelvinfried chicken the less the better? What's with calls and stuff ?
It’s pretty simple, and RT basically had it down: the contestant picks a suitcase/box from the group and keeps it for the rest of the game. They then pick suitcases to eliminate from the models on stage, and after a few are opened, the Banker calls and will offer cash for the contestant to take in place of whatever’s in their suitcase. If they refuse, the cycle continues, until an offer is accepted or the final two suitcases are left, upon which (normally) a chance for a swap is made, and then the contestant’s suitcase is open and they take that much money home.
The Banker will always offer less than the maximum amount left on the board (and I don’t think it’s formulaic, but it’s priced to where it’s enticing to take at any time).
12:37 Tbh, the MySims games are waaaaay better than this garbage!
(At least their games are finished...)
How can a person charge €50 for this game?
1 € is too much.mobile games are better I guess
Why do people dislike MySims?
I loved mysims as a kid
@@Zorgot. So did I
It cost 1£ new
13:07 - RT loses it over the audience reactions
17:48 - RT loses it completely over the banker's underwear and the photo of the banker's wife
DEVELOPPED* by
They didn't even proof read the credits 😂😂
This was probably made by a single person on a Pentium 4
They were trying to type as fast as possible, every moment working on this game gave the devs chronic pain
developed
tiver † I know it's developed. The credits on the game had it as DEVELOPPED with 2 Ps. That was the point of my comment...
@@tiver1399 woooosh
Can someone timestamp the exact moment that RT completely loses his sanity? Thanks.
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I have to watch this every few months or I’ll die. My favorite part is how you have you choose your character from a police lineup.
This game plays like a Surreal Entertainment video
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I can code a better game than this and all I know about coding is that you use ";" and "{ }" somewhere
Daniel Naumann
Can confirm, this man is a coding genius.
You seem... sharp
Can confirm, most languages do use semicolons and braces (except Python), and probably anyone could make a better game.
if (good game) {
fun = yes;
} else {
fun = no;
}
while (game != fun)
{
fun++;
}
I love how we can just hear RT absolutely losing his mind with every minute that passes
The worst No Deal outcome is being forced to play this game
Deal 1 dollar + country roads
A tutorial, this should be easy
Noel: here you'll learn how to play, ill walk you though the game.
Wii Noel: *proceeds to teach you how to absolutely epicly lose the game*
Great Game!
*dances with your bus fair in a box*
14:37
when you buy this game and then realise on what you just waste your money
I love how RT's voice cracks in complete despair