No matter how long I go without seeing his videos eventually I always end up coming back to the channel to watch every single video again and they never ever get old not even a little
I just needed to LMAO today. Listen to "chainsaw"🤷 fuck everything, this morning. Wait, what? I literally care about everything! 😆😆😆 I'm really not in to master anything but this song in this video, so true. Love your self. Literally. 😆
Jon is a cure for depression. I had some shitty time in my life 15 years ago, he saved me with his profound insights. Hopefully he'll do this for another 15 at least.
No. It will always be "Show me your genitals" with genius stuff like: "Women are equal and they deserve respect. Just kidding, they should suck my dick!" "I have a present for you right here. Actually it's not a present, it's my penis" "2 + 2 = Vagina" "Vagina"
Foreigners have the best of worlds. That, and free taxes for the first 7 yrs. Whether you're English, french,French, Japanese or German or pee wee herman...invading our pants
THIS is why I love this guy. When at first I look at the title and listen to the tune, I start to think he's actually going to sing a serious song. But then I hear these funny and perverted lyrics, going on with this catchy tune, it just makes me love the guy even more. YOU are a music GENIUS!!
Jon La Joieieia is easily the most talented person on the internet. Or at least on youtube, anyway. Also, the song at the end is excellent. Jon deserves to be a millionaire.
The best part of this is actually how good you've caputred both coldplays sound and Chris Whatevers singing. Awsome in every way, thanks for making my day!
I wonder if the title "Alone in the universe" suckered more people in for views than having a innuendo about masturbation as the title would have drawn in organically?
Okay so it was 1:35 am and I have this song on my iPod. I was lying in my bed trying to go to sleep, so I put my headphones in my ears. I turned this song on, and when he said "I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage" I lmao. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe and my eyes were watering.
This song was very touching to myself.
I’m also touching myself
🤣🤣
Indeed. ✊
,😹😹😹😹 had to read your comment a few times... Yes very touching indeed
@@JK-cs1be Haha, me too, thx. Was a long time ago. Have a good one.
No matter how long I go without seeing his videos eventually I always end up coming back to the channel to watch every single video again and they never ever get old not even a little
I just needed to LMAO today. Listen to "chainsaw"🤷 fuck everything, this morning.
Wait, what? I literally care about everything! 😆😆😆
I'm really not in to master anything but this song in this video, so true.
Love your self. Literally. 😆
@@human-qp1mf was using a chainsaw a lot recently, was doin that song in my head, thats how got into it this time round
same lol the originality of the songs are on another level
Im just here, to bring you back.
Jon is a cure for depression. I had some shitty time in my life 15 years ago, he saved me with his profound insights. Hopefully he'll do this for another 15 at least.
I would argue that this is, lyrically, is one of his most genius works.
But there are so many different kinds of trees?
No. It will always be "Show me your genitals" with genius stuff like:
"Women are equal and they deserve respect. Just kidding, they should suck my dick!"
"I have a present for you right here. Actually it's not a present, it's my penis"
"2 + 2 = Vagina"
"Vagina"
@@yonatannir1 tough choice between the 2 masterpieces
my dad doesnt understand english and entered in the room when this was playing. He said, "oh son you've got excelent taste in music"
He both doesn’t understand English and speaks English ?
Foreigners have the best of worlds. That, and free taxes for the first 7 yrs.
Whether you're English, french,French, Japanese or German or pee wee herman...invading our pants
@@xl000he cldve said that last part in his native tongue. Js
Your dad is awesome
I came here to listen to relaxing, inspirational music... I was not disappointed XD
Ruski knows what's good.
This song really helped me through some tough times
Nathan Tutor Through some "hard" times?
Haha
@@uncurablekill lmao
14 years later, still a lovely song
Truly inspirational. 69/10
I miss this so much.
Yeah, he just out-Coldplayed Coldplay
This is, still 11 years since I first heard it the best thing on UA-cam
"I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage... tonight."
I'm crying. XDDDDDDDDDDD
Are You still Alive?
5 finger army invading my pants!
@@bryansmith684 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Set the speed to 1.5 or 2 and it makes the song sound really happy
best advice ever
hahahahaha magic, thanks mate
Thank you
Rip some of the audio though. 😂
1.25 is way better
this song was so damn touchy.... literally
I'm gonna play cuntry on the clitar... tonight.
The beginning is simply beautiful. So well put. The rest is hilarious.
THIS is why I love this guy. When at first I look at the title and listen to the tune, I start to think he's actually going to sing a serious song. But then I hear these funny and perverted lyrics, going on with this catchy tune, it just makes me love the guy even more. YOU are a music GENIUS!!
Lol I thought this was going to be the first serious song this guy made until the chorus kicked in
Welcome to the future, he has beautiful serious songs now.
Thugger21 Thugger21 Wolfe’s Just Fine is amazing though, No Reason at All and Marie -Eve are some of the best written songs I’ve ever seen.
😂😂😂😂
9 years still gold
@Timothy Newitt It is bro!
"my genitals are JULIEEEEEEET my hands are rooomeooo"
i died :D
Then who wrote the comment?
Dude...
Even after all these years i can still almost sing along with it word for word. Such a classic
Is he mimicking the Yellow (by Coldplay) music video? If so, that makes it so much funnier.
Kane It must be, melodie is a look a like
Kane ya way to similar must be haha, the video is the same even
Kane Yep, and the song itself, haha.
Kane definitely a Coldplay vibe
Shoulda been called "White" after this.
"with the five finger army we invade our pants"
fantastic
It's like an epic mix of "High and Dry" and "Yellow."
Saw him sing it live, front row in boston last night. The man is a genius.
14 years ago and still inspiring.
Where have you gone, Jon? I miss you.
This self-love ballad always makes me cry
Anyone else quote this song in daily conversation?
Our genitals are juilet our hands are romeo... I say that everyday
I love it when he keeps a straight poker face while singing this.
I like how Jon can clearly write good songs and lyrics, but continues to write songs about... yeah.
How does this song only have 3 million views?
Jon La Joieieia is easily the most talented person on the internet. Or at least on youtube, anyway.
Also, the song at the end is excellent. Jon deserves to be a millionaire.
Okay so I hope I am not alone in this.. but it took me 2 minutes to realize he was walking in place..
lol i didnt even notice that at all
LOLOL took me 8 years. wtf
what?he is not,just walking very slowly
@@Martindambra1 very true cuz he turns away from the camera and comes back.
Hahahaha good catch! I wonder if hes using like a treadmill it looks so legit.
I love it how he walks the whole video but never moves a meter away from the beach
I love the way he goes back to come back runnin in slowmotion to the camera
dude i love his voice and these songs make me laugh so hard. this guy is amazing
The masterpiece that Chris Martin from Coldplay *wishes* he could have written!
truly a gifted musician/comedian....never stop doing this john
Still a big fan, many years ago. :)
The best part of this is actually how good you've caputred both coldplays sound and Chris Whatevers singing.
Awsome in every way, thanks for making my day!
isn't it the place where the chorus guy sang in wtf collective?
Hey man free location is the best location.
So old and i still love it.
+SmokeyCold omg please tell me from what movie is your profile pic.
Lighter In The Storm Star Trek First Contact :)
Jon is one funny ass dude and he can REALLY REALLY hit those HIGH NOTES! HE IS QUITE A TALENTED SINGER!
Man this guy always make me smile in shitty parts of my life ! Continue your great work Jon !
Such a genius
We need to call the radio stations and request this guy. I'll bet he could top the charts!
Years later its still so funny. Mr. Lajoie, all joking aside, is a talented musician. Making it hysterical is just a bonus.
It's May of 2016 and I still love this song
2018 hello
I wonder if the title "Alone in the universe" suckered more people in for views than having a innuendo about masturbation as the title would have drawn in organically?
I cry every time I see this video it's so inspiring!
Listen to this daily, Love it so much.
"Clittar" Ded...
You have a great voice, and really funny lyrics, which makes every song great. Keep up the good work!
Its incredible that he was able to get about half of that in only one shot. I would have burst out laughing.
Okay so it was 1:35 am and I have this song on my iPod. I was lying in my bed trying to go to sleep, so I put my headphones in my ears. I turned this song on, and when he said "I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage" I lmao. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe and my eyes were watering.
our genitals are Juliet
our hands are romeo
God.... The good days of UA-cam.
so beautiful song
All these songs have excellent melody and tune.
Oh Jon why did we all have to grow up.
to masturbate
You're only young once but you can be immature forever
It was filmed with a speeded up version of a song and the it was slowed down to normal rate at editing,
Can't get enough of this song
Always makes me cry
you are the best
I'M EATING RIGHT NOW! you almost choked me because I laughed so hard XD
**such a beautiful song.
I love this song!!
0:53 well that escalated quickly
YOU escalate quickly.
Who is holding the sausage hostage in 2019?
Everyone!
Nostalgic
I've jerked it 92 times today. And it's just after noon. Im going to keep going boys.
maybe in 2020
Koń zwalony
I wish he still made these songs
what a lovely voice you have jon amazing missing the videos
"Our genitals are juliet and our hands are romeo."
I never heard such a romantic line about masturbation...that´s poetry.
One of my favorites, Chris Martin! Except, I like how you actually try to be a little different in this one.
Mr. Lajoie, you are AMAZING! I love you so much!! JON LAJOIE FOR PRES 2012!
omg he is so fit!!
love it xx
poetic
What's funny is that Jon can actually sing pretty well.
2024 and this song is still touching.
Myself.
Touching myself.
Your videos always cheer me up when im down
Can't believe I never noticed this was mocking Coldplay's Yellow! My bad!
I don't think it's a mock if it was made before the song.....
Noe Morin Yellow is from 2000..
+xqnp7 still something is telling me they didn't write it, they must of traveled to the future and saw this song then traveled back.
3:37 Looks at the time on an imaginary watch
He has such a magical voice :D and his lyrics speak to me! ... less-than-three
10 years.
Congrats, Jon
Kinda looks/sounds like Yellow from Coldplay.
come back pls
NEED
Dial Up he is back
Such a powerful song.
You are so my new favorite comedian.
First minute: This would make a lovely radio song.
Past one minute: Oh... wow. typical.
thought provoking stuff.
JON LAJOIE SAVED MY LIFE
damn , I miss'd this.......thanx 4 the wake up call Jon...Rock onnn
...you played 4/20 in Sac, thas jus kool...as.....fuck......
hello from 2017
The clitar
Cuntry on the clitar
A heart warming song!!!!
Can't stop singing along 😜😍
who is watching this in 2017
2019 bud
3:36 wait... hes not wearing a watch...
really good song.. I almost cry...
10 years! happy birhday, dear song!