You Are Not Alone (Jon Lajoie)

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  • @jonlajoie
    @jonlajoie  13 років тому +206

    Just to clear something up, no, I don't smoke. Well, I try not to, but drunk Jon does whatever he wants sometimes. Smoking is bad for you, and I don't recommend it, like trolling. Thanks for all the nice feedback. More to come.
    Kisses and tugs,
    Jon

    • @chadchristian5796
      @chadchristian5796 2 роки тому

      Hi

    • @sthanuchowdhury8440
      @sthanuchowdhury8440 2 роки тому

      Yeah jon
      You won my heart my singing
      Every DAY NORMAL guy

    • @fright747
      @fright747 Рік тому +1

      wym by tugs? 🤨📸

    • @JonJon-xp3lq
      @JonJon-xp3lq Рік тому

      I'm still hopeful that Bert Gummer is out there never forget Bert Gummer day April 14th don't forget to pay your taxes for Bert.😢

    • @onjofilms
      @onjofilms Рік тому

      You still giving out tugs?

  • @apeaware5561
    @apeaware5561 10 років тому +465

    Marlboro should use this as a commercial

    • @headecas
      @headecas 5 років тому +16

      i can see it now"got raped?have a malboro"

    • @cyanide2813
      @cyanide2813 5 років тому +2

      tf🤣

    • @يومكجي
      @يومكجي 3 роки тому +4

      I honestly want a cigarette now

  • @XXLoderunnerXX
    @XXLoderunnerXX 9 років тому +615

    hes actually a good actor...

    • @MrCamradude
      @MrCamradude 8 років тому +21

      He's on The League.

    • @XXLoderunnerXX
      @XXLoderunnerXX 8 років тому +8

      Yeah.

    • @MagicMalky
      @MagicMalky 7 років тому +28

      talented actor. talented singer and songwriter. talented editor, and thinking outside of the box. very talented

    • @mattullrich
      @mattullrich 6 років тому +13

      MagicMalky no to mention brilliant comedian

    • @jonnysaccount1149
      @jonnysaccount1149 5 років тому +1

      He's acted in some famous movies before

  • @alexanderstrau4135
    @alexanderstrau4135 11 років тому +718

    In 10 years I'll show my son this video and tell him: And this is the man who invented the art of trolling^^

    • @wockawockarobots8435
      @wockawockarobots8435 11 років тому +48

      To be fair, Andy Kaufman should be given that title.
      His life was one big trolling of the public.
      There are still people that think he's alive because of it.

    • @lMlacrohard
      @lMlacrohard 10 років тому +5

      wockawocka robots I wish I could give your comment more thumbs up. I 100% agree.

    • @EuphhorixxOfficial
      @EuphhorixxOfficial 10 років тому +6

      Look into the real story behind Ghandi, that guy invented trolling. Have you ever trolled a superpower on two continents? No. No you have not.

    • @xJunSkyx
      @xJunSkyx 6 років тому

      hah amazingly spotted - though I would put that on a whole other level and leave the games for the kids. Its like you send delta force to fight CS GO League.

    • @sup-games
      @sup-games 6 років тому +6

      6 more years to go , hope your son is at least born now.

  • @lathonvining4977
    @lathonvining4977 12 років тому +199

    "In what felt like a split second...........we were home safely"

  • @realkanavdhawan
    @realkanavdhawan 4 роки тому +24

    Man you are 20 years ahead from all of us 10 years ago....

  • @michaelscarn5625
    @michaelscarn5625 8 років тому +149

    This was a lot funnier back in 2011 after the huge earthquake in Japan, so my friends were all expecting him to mention the earthquake. 10/10 unexpected

    • @iranpop80slover
      @iranpop80slover 3 роки тому +9

      I think it's hilarious in 2021

    • @ThatLongHairMetalGuy
      @ThatLongHairMetalGuy 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, this aged well... Not even sure what your comment is on about. I mean, I am, but hilariously irrelevant.

  • @Minizor27
    @Minizor27 11 років тому +309

    Still a better love story that Twilight

  • @davinciyoutube
    @davinciyoutube 8 років тому +163

    We need more of those Video on UA-cam :) Best wishes from Germany :)

    • @forya3213
      @forya3213 7 років тому

      Davinci why germany

    • @johny16G
      @johny16G 6 років тому

      No I think it’s more of a german optimism thing

    • @MultiTwentyseven
      @MultiTwentyseven 6 років тому

      im also from germany and i dont know why he mentioned germany.

    • @joaomanini
      @joaomanini 6 років тому

      Same reason you did.

    • @adamqvisten2223
      @adamqvisten2223 6 років тому +1

      With hands i can heil to an yes!

  • @lizashleyc
    @lizashleyc 12 років тому +26

    I am laughing so hard that I'm dehydrated
    FROM CRYING
    JON, you are the greatest person EVER.

  • @Dirtpaw95
    @Dirtpaw95 11 років тому +156

    Troll level: Jon Lajoie

  • @jeffreylebowski6897
    @jeffreylebowski6897 9 років тому +345

    I thought the last time he's had sex was in 2003?

    • @666msw1
      @666msw1 8 років тому +4

      +Jeffrey Lebowski he said that in 2007 and it's probably just for the sake of the song

    • @jeffreylebowski6897
      @jeffreylebowski6897 8 років тому +41

      +Seddik werT Yeah but I also heard it wasn't free.

    • @JonS554
      @JonS554 8 років тому +10

      +Jeffrey Lebowski It wasn't free, he had to pay to go to Japan

    • @chesterchow1
      @chesterchow1 8 років тому +2

      +Jeffrey Lebowski You mean coitus?

    • @jeffreylebowski6897
      @jeffreylebowski6897 8 років тому +1

      +Phil Latio I was talking about my rug.

  •  10 років тому +82

    Dude... I laughed my lungs out!

  • @chakachakaHDgaming
    @chakachakaHDgaming 9 років тому +396

    This made me quit smoking.

    • @philipgallegos1099
      @philipgallegos1099 9 років тому +50

      Chaka LOL, made me Start smoking!

    • @philipgallegos1099
      @philipgallegos1099 9 років тому +3

      mustafa omar HARD! bwahahhaa!!! (rape is funny) I love comedians who push the envelope... HARD!

    • @elizabethwarshawdantonio3609
      @elizabethwarshawdantonio3609 4 роки тому +1

      Ha!!!

    • @denalidae6306
      @denalidae6306 4 роки тому +1

      Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    • @mortenjrgensen9138
      @mortenjrgensen9138 2 роки тому

      @@philipgallegos1099 i was raped in Denmark on a festival, 2 days of pure torture, in a telt, so dont mind me, if am smoking

  • @2XK_
    @2XK_ Рік тому +2

    11 YEAR'S LATER, MY MAN... YOU STILL HAVE ME ROLLING

  • @durkdurkington1643
    @durkdurkington1643 8 років тому +12

    First thing to make me actually 'lough out loud' in a long time. Thank you!

    • @EZGoin33X
      @EZGoin33X 7 років тому

      Is that how Canadians pronounce laugh? :) jk

  • @Akayourstepdad
    @Akayourstepdad 11 років тому +56

    Give him an oscar

  • @andbattleships
    @andbattleships 13 років тому +12

    Jon's a really underrated musician. All of his songs work remarkably well as both pieces of comedy and songwriting.

  • @antsman14
    @antsman14 12 років тому +85

    I'm doing this for my drama monologue tomorrow. Hope it goes well!

    • @blaustein_autor
      @blaustein_autor 3 роки тому +27

      How did it go? ... if you can remember after 8 years? :D

    • @vXPwneDXv
      @vXPwneDXv 3 роки тому +11

      @@blaustein_autor I’m curious to know too!

    • @mertkekevi3515
      @mertkekevi3515 2 роки тому +11

      HOW DID IT GO GOD DAMN TELL US!!!

    • @GrimmyPigeon
      @GrimmyPigeon 2 роки тому +6

      HOW DID IT GO???

    • @aquietplaceinthedark5458
      @aquietplaceinthedark5458 2 роки тому +7

      Tell us how it went !!!! There are methods of finding people!!! Please we don't need to resort to that. Tell us..

  • @amitkerub2477
    @amitkerub2477 10 років тому +8

    YOU'RE KILLING ME WITH YOUR VIDEOS OMFG~!!
    WHAT A GENIUS

  • @sbalogh53
    @sbalogh53 11 років тому +40

    I was thinking this cat has nine lives, then bam! ... I did not see THAT coming. lol

  • @theodorcalotescu1876
    @theodorcalotescu1876 Рік тому +5

    Imagine people seeing this now. :) This guy still has me after 12 yers.

  • @SofaKingWeTodEd666
    @SofaKingWeTodEd666 10 років тому +65

    at least i now know that i am not alone ...
    *lights up a cigarette and sobs uncontrollably*

  • @jean-francoislavergne6354
    @jean-francoislavergne6354 4 роки тому +9

    2020 and still coming back to listen to this sometimes xD damn that guy is funny ahahah

  • @WtbgoldBlogspot
    @WtbgoldBlogspot 9 років тому +82

    My mind literally hurts after watching this.
    Or figuratively...idk.

    • @headecas
      @headecas 5 років тому +1

      imagine his ass

  • @cristianguerra3312
    @cristianguerra3312 11 років тому +17

    I have seen this 100 times at least.... it has to be one of the most hilarious shit you've ever done Jon, like whaaaaaaaat

  • @johgu92
    @johgu92 9 місяців тому +3

    I wish he still made these kinds of videos. 😢

  • @vargohoat9950
    @vargohoat9950 8 років тому +2

    this is jons best work imo, its still really good. i wish he hadnt gone the comedy music route because its death to fame.

  • @ViteloElyos
    @ViteloElyos 8 років тому +74

    Oh fuck. I laughed more than i should.

  • @mjthilla
    @mjthilla 10 років тому +133

    Why are we not funding this

  • @googlesearches240
    @googlesearches240 11 років тому +4

    You need to do more monologues like this Jon - PLEASE....They are absolutely amazing...

  • @NiggaChannel
    @NiggaChannel 12 років тому +2

    love his voice!

  • @SuperOrginalName
    @SuperOrginalName 11 років тому +96

    hahaahaah he got me the first and the second time,the HIV i was expecting that,but the Japan thing got me again :D

    • @TimecastGaming
      @TimecastGaming 11 років тому +20

      your comment was way to normal

    • @tysond64
      @tysond64 10 років тому +4

      I agree with thetimeman100. I'm prescribing you with a dose of _fake_ and _gay_.

    • @TimecastGaming
      @TimecastGaming 10 років тому +2

      Petar N ok, you are clearly to young to understand but fake and gay is not a insult... its a referents to troll comments of youtube. he is not calling your comment fake and you gay. he is simply calling you comment fake and gay. This means he though you where smart enough to not post something like that. so he though it was fake. so if anything, he was complimenting you. But, because you failed to see this... your comment no longer deserves the Fake and gay... You have just gone up a Prescription... all the way up to *COMPLETELY STUPID*

    • @huntAblunt
      @huntAblunt 10 років тому +1

      Petar N
      well you should to increase your IQ significantly, bitch! Imagine whats possible in life if only you read these comments....its unbelieveble. I did it too and look at me now....I am poor as fuck and homeless....isnt that a goal? This way you create jobs in the narcotraffic industry once that you are crack addicted....think about it

    • @TimecastGaming
      @TimecastGaming 10 років тому

      will lay about to sit man ever sit down?

  • @maxmeszaros9527
    @maxmeszaros9527 9 років тому +24

    I give this a 9/11

  • @mykimikimiky
    @mykimikimiky 6 років тому +3

    this is the only channel on YT where I don't leave shitty comments. :)

  • @breakingthroughthewall8825
    @breakingthroughthewall8825 2 роки тому +1

    let me put this out there: i was raped when i was 16 and im 22 now but i can recognize this mans genius comedic skills and respect that hes got the balls to use them for everyone to enjoy whether they choose to enjoy his content or not is up to them but i advise learning to appreciate the things that dont hurt anyone.

  • @TheGanilee
    @TheGanilee 10 років тому +4

    LOL THIS IS HALARIOUS, plua the twist ending...
    And this is a smoking commercial... lol

  • @christianruud63
    @christianruud63 9 років тому +29

    I'm getting mixed emotions by this

  • @SobiesawChabaz
    @SobiesawChabaz Рік тому +3

    this was the peak youtube era

  • @Abadoeba15
    @Abadoeba15 12 років тому

    I love these commercials. They are a spoof to companies like Marlboro and Monsanto, and at the same time they criticize how people act, behave etc. Really clever.

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES 12 років тому +9

    ''don't worry, it came back negative, youre fine'' AHAHAA

  • @hez987654321
    @hez987654321 11 років тому +6

    So high this is great

  • @Cocacolaforfree
    @Cocacolaforfree 11 років тому +15

    most trolling video in youtube

  • @codyacuna7458
    @codyacuna7458 2 місяці тому

    Man, I forgot about you. You're the man.

  • @jermv9709
    @jermv9709 11 років тому +5

    this man is a genius. soo funny

  • @Princess0Alin
    @Princess0Alin 11 років тому +8

    brilliant

  • @TheTManShow
    @TheTManShow 5 років тому +3

    This guy's so funny I love it

  • @foxbodyfanatic2821
    @foxbodyfanatic2821 2 роки тому

    Haven't thought about in forever... I.. I didn't have a reason too..
    10 years later this video made its way back into my mind.
    I had only ever saw it once.

  • @mikemerrill8054
    @mikemerrill8054 9 років тому +50

    Hey bro, these things happen, just try to work on making better decisions in life. Everyday gets better.

  • @calirican9163
    @calirican9163 8 років тому +7

    so many steep turns in this story😂😂😭

  • @DitzyDaffy
    @DitzyDaffy 11 років тому +27

    I was laughing. Then I was sad.

    • @simonjohansson1065
      @simonjohansson1065 11 років тому +1

      I was sad. Then i laughed. You're weird.

    • @tommymarus
      @tommymarus 10 років тому

      benedict cumberbatch is the hottest man on earth.

    • @DitzyDaffy
      @DitzyDaffy 10 років тому

      lmao

  • @montrealaise20
    @montrealaise20 12 років тому +1

    You are amazing actor, I hope we keep seeing much more of you!

  • @WripzPvP
    @WripzPvP 8 років тому +3

    this tripped me out

    • @Leah-kq7fx
      @Leah-kq7fx 8 років тому

      He is a smoker this surprises me

  • @ziggyzgirl
    @ziggyzgirl 11 років тому +5

    I didn't laugh at first. Then after everything I saw, all of a sudden...I did. I laughed.

  • @krishchand7691
    @krishchand7691 9 років тому +301

    Well At least it wasn't Africa

  • @billtull
    @billtull 11 років тому

    I gotta say Jon Lajoie, you are the funniest guy withe the most talent, I think I ever seen!
    mostly because you have the balls to go thru with it.

  • @ReclusePhayder
    @ReclusePhayder 5 років тому +11

    Man. If this joke was done today, Jon would be swarmed over. "OMG RAPE ISN'T A JOKE IT'S OFFENSIVE". Man. I'm glad I can actually understand why this is funny.

    • @yummydirtproductions
      @yummydirtproductions 5 років тому +3

      ReclusePhayder shut up, nobody actually acts like that except for the fucking strawmen that live in your head. grow up.

    • @magischepflanzen758
      @magischepflanzen758 5 років тому +1

      @@yummydirtproductions Thanks for saying that!

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 4 роки тому +1

      @@yummydirtproductions yeah because its not like cancel culture loves bringing shit up from the past or anything. fuckin idiot.

  • @INS4NEL3G3ND
    @INS4NEL3G3ND 8 років тому +164

    okay kurt cobain calm down

  • @pouliner01
    @pouliner01 7 років тому +5

    Please Come Back to UA-cam Jon !

    • @himanshuchauhan109
      @himanshuchauhan109 5 років тому +1

      While you're at it, ask iron maiden to come back too

    • @stephenhancock1578
      @stephenhancock1578 5 років тому

      @@himanshuchauhan109 he's still around, Wolfies Just Fine. Hes just busy doing music, and music production stuff.

  • @Ferocious_Fairy
    @Ferocious_Fairy 4 роки тому

    WOW! I did not know where this was going... What a wild and funky adventure!

  • @DrHamza-sy4gq
    @DrHamza-sy4gq 5 років тому +5

    Damn, you look like Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying!

  • @General12th
    @General12th 9 років тому +42

    I wonder if Jon actually smoked those cigarettes. He doesn't seem like the smoking type.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 9 років тому +96

      Dr. Tiggy The type where you smoke cigarettes.

    • @2114418
      @2114418 9 років тому +9

      They're cigarettes its not that crazy if he did smoke them. lol.

    • @frnchies
      @frnchies 9 років тому

      +Mary Juana he wouldn't sing as well as he does

    • @guineapig55555
      @guineapig55555 9 років тому +4

      +Jordan Shank yeah he became a chain smoker because of this commercial. dedicated dude

    • @Philocyb1n
      @Philocyb1n 9 років тому

      +Absent badum tish

  • @TheTManShow
    @TheTManShow 5 років тому +7

    I love his haircut (no homo)

  • @wangson
    @wangson 9 років тому +1

    awesome...jon lajoie is terrific!

  • @rabarbarcoverov2254
    @rabarbarcoverov2254 5 років тому +11

    Who is watching it in 2019? :D

  • @bellasheree5885
    @bellasheree5885 10 років тому +6

    i now understand trollingXD lmfao

  • @grouchypus
    @grouchypus 11 років тому +9

    *insert obscure Lou Reed heroin reference*

    • @stefbrits983
      @stefbrits983 10 років тому

      haha lou reed is such a good song

  • @jnarai
    @jnarai 12 років тому

    Saw Jon live, simply awesome.

  • @cestarianinhabitant5898
    @cestarianinhabitant5898 8 років тому +12

    Surprise! That's how they say hello in Japan!

  • @BugleBoy1990
    @BugleBoy1990 11 років тому +10

    looks like pewdiepie in some of the shots lol

  • @lonedruid1791
    @lonedruid1791 8 років тому +3

    ........hard

  • @mgndviesxo
    @mgndviesxo 11 років тому

    THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER WATCHED SINCE 1995 and that was when I was born

  • @j.d.degard5068
    @j.d.degard5068 9 років тому +6

    Must of went through half a pack of smokes

  • @nonmagicmike723
    @nonmagicmike723 9 років тому +8

    Did you at least enjoy it?

  • @jaspaldeora8572
    @jaspaldeora8572 6 років тому +5

    This Guy Was Filthy Frank of youtube before Filthy Frank was Filthy Frank

    • @UaraBeyKO
      @UaraBeyKO 6 років тому +2

      Sway in the morning he was rocking so fucking much, the thing is filthy frank fans do not even know this guy exists

  • @timothystotesbery5750
    @timothystotesbery5750 2 роки тому +2

    😂😢😂. All these years later i keep coming back to this

  • @MrKralvezir
    @MrKralvezir 8 років тому +8

    What the fuck ? Did i just watched ..? :D

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 10 років тому +6

    Cigarillos > cigarettes

    • @cedricengwall8377
      @cedricengwall8377 10 років тому

      those are cigarettes .-. marlboro smooths. lol

    • @OmynysFence
      @OmynysFence 10 років тому

      Cedric Engwall that's not a smooth

    • @cedricengwall8377
      @cedricengwall8377 10 років тому +1

      Twilght Sparkle i meant marlboro lights/golds, I think thats what they are. loI quit smoking marbs. thank god. switched to american spirirt. WAY better. lol

    • @joejoeson9858
      @joejoeson9858 10 років тому +3

      Cedric Engwall I switched to not smoking way better.

    • @cedricengwall8377
      @cedricengwall8377 10 років тому

      Joe Joeson good for you man :)

  • @boilabum
    @boilabum 9 років тому +8

    I dont like needles, so i didnt do it.

  • @mishabearwoman4811
    @mishabearwoman4811 10 місяців тому

    OMG! The twist at the end was so unexpected. Politically incorrect and hilarious! Thanks so much for the laughs.

  • @Vrossi95
    @Vrossi95 11 років тому +3

    lolz

  • @tabloidkeg3743
    @tabloidkeg3743 11 років тому +4

    haha

  • @sillyman19
    @sillyman19 9 років тому +5

    Wtf did I just watch?

  • @MrKal007
    @MrKal007 5 років тому +2

    One of the funniest things ever. Period.

  • @ChristineSky05
    @ChristineSky05 12 років тому

    DEAR JON, U REALLY NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH. SINCERELY , DYING OVER HERE.

  • @brandonhubert9759
    @brandonhubert9759 10 років тому

    awesome editing and music and acting...*takes breathe*...and humor!

  • @Hola7734
    @Hola7734 12 років тому +1

    Love this man! everything he does is hilarious!

  • @Pinknives
    @Pinknives 12 років тому

    This man is awesome.

  • @Gairuntee
    @Gairuntee 11 років тому +1

    I want to see Jon in a movie. I love him so.

  • @jach8047
    @jach8047 Рік тому +1

    This is still so funny.. actually funnier than it used to be.

  • @kakakuhs
    @kakakuhs 12 років тому

    He is the king of making funny, awkward and contentious videos!

  • @TheFilliper
    @TheFilliper 7 років тому

    THAT WAS GENIUS

  • @brownlittlebear
    @brownlittlebear 12 років тому

    he is the only guy who made me crack up like crazy alone in my room since ages

  • @Lauren-go1rb
    @Lauren-go1rb 11 років тому +1

    I've watched this so many times before, and I laugh hysterically before he's like said anything OMG I love this xD

  • @eallaterza
    @eallaterza 5 років тому +1

    His is some kind of comedy that would get huge backlash today; glad I've known him for years!

  • @MrOkatron
    @MrOkatron 12 років тому

    I love this dude.

  • @SG5Leroy
    @SG5Leroy 12 років тому

    This. Is. Amazing.

  • @louvibes8717
    @louvibes8717 3 роки тому +1

    This really makes me miss the early 2000s

  • @adityagupta8755
    @adityagupta8755 6 років тому

    Just Loved this man!!

  • @elduderino1329
    @elduderino1329 2 роки тому

    I revisit this video once in a while. It's funny everytime.