How to Defeat the Maus - World of Tanks Comedy (feat. Nobel_Wolf)

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2021
  • here's our latest, similarly terrible comedy video:
    • Timachinima Cinema
    Discord:
    / discord
    Huge thank you to Nobel_Wolf, who not only did the voice for ALL the voices in this video but who drew the thumbnail and the "Three Hours Later" timecard! Check out his DeviantArt here! www.deviantart.com/malthael49
    Thank you to EVERYONE who acted in this video! Credits at the end! Couldn't have done it without y'all!
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  • @TimachinimaCinema
    @TimachinimaCinema  3 роки тому +463

    here's our latest, similarly terrible comedy video:
    ua-cam.com/video/PpvBcA9JQJA/v-deo.html
    Discord:
    discord.gg/ZrUYKRJFu9

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 3 роки тому +11

      😂 Tim I had to much fun working on this with ya 10/10 would voice act for ya again

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 3 роки тому +9

      The real question is..... will you release the bloopers from this voice acting 🧐😏

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 2 роки тому +3

      Tim we are bordering 6,000 views on this vid; we must have done something right

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 2 роки тому +4

      Tim where did this 32,000 ish view jump come from I’m slightly frightened

    • @TimachinimaCinema
      @TimachinimaCinema  2 роки тому +7

      @@peris_arts_film9699 no idea my friend. I, too, am slightly frightened.

  • @whateverthisis389
    @whateverthisis389 2 роки тому +3518

    "We have numbers,but not the caliber"
    *sad 16inch guns noises*

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 2 роки тому +71

      17 pounder super tog is unable to even scratch ze paint

    • @digitalgamingctcc4110
      @digitalgamingctcc4110 2 роки тому +25

      @@Ghostrecall_M 6k pounder mum cant even scratch the ground except the tank!

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 2 роки тому +17

      *BL 18-inch Mk 1 cries in the distance*

    • @ricardoandre7049
      @ricardoandre7049 2 роки тому +19

      I think he might need to enlist the help of is old friend IJN Yamato or his brother IJN Musashi. Their 18.1 inch guns should be enough

    • @shuqinzhou9492
      @shuqinzhou9492 2 роки тому +5

      Nope u need to ensure the caliber, visit he Gustav cannon

  • @mce1159
    @mce1159 2 роки тому +4094

    That “Le zoo” when the shell was in Paris made me laugh

  • @scunt461
    @scunt461 Рік тому +240

    "Can we get a bigger gun please?"
    (Churchill tank)
    "I said a BIGGER gun!"
    (Death star tank destroyer)
    "Perfection"

    • @DeveciBalci
      @DeveciBalci Рік тому +3

      That was a Cromwell

    • @scunt461
      @scunt461 Рік тому +3

      @@DeveciBalci eh, still Bri'ish

    • @DeveciBalci
      @DeveciBalci Рік тому +1

      @@scunt461 yes

    • @TSMThunderbolt
      @TSMThunderbolt 9 місяців тому +1

      "You may fire when ready."

    • @Aml1200
      @Aml1200 9 місяців тому +2

      By "Death star tank destroyer"
      You ment FV251b 183?

  • @strikersnipe
    @strikersnipe Рік тому +133

    as a german i have to say: i LOVE the german accent for the maus and the way you made this video

  • @juangamerpro4170
    @juangamerpro4170 2 роки тому +1621

    When the MS1 appears
    General: Oh, what is this?
    and kills Maus
    General: Are u fcken kidding me?!
    XD

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 2 роки тому +43

      the soviet tech tree was the way to succsess

    • @thewolflegacy2791
      @thewolflegacy2791 2 роки тому +12

      XD LOL. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @muhammadfahri3295
      @muhammadfahri3295 2 роки тому +25

      That MS-1 is made of stalinium,of course it's OP,lol

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 2 роки тому +9

      @@muhammadfahri3295 maybe too OP for WoT but not OP in Wot Blitz. its more like decent

    • @banana4072
      @banana4072 2 роки тому +4

      I was laughing so much when i watched it XD

  • @sunshinegaming4370
    @sunshinegaming4370 2 роки тому +6150

    The Maus is so kind and peaceful even though they are trying to destroy him

    • @47Nikola2142S2
      @47Nikola2142S2 2 роки тому +246

      His is the German War Machine so his very brave and not even fear any tonk (expect MS-1)

    • @random_ness1145
      @random_ness1145 2 роки тому +42

      t r u e

    • @Hi-tf4ju
      @Hi-tf4ju 2 роки тому +26

      Mr darkness just put his device on the ground so it is black and he put it onto his yt channel

    • @schwererpanzerspahwagen7.592
      @schwererpanzerspahwagen7.592 2 роки тому +24

      (Ratta starts to laugh maniacally in the background)

    • @alastarzenon202
      @alastarzenon202 2 роки тому +5

      Content isn't pure

  • @CYNical332
    @CYNical332 10 місяців тому +35

    I love how the tanks are potrayed as sentient beings with feelings instead of machines

  • @Punisher10163
    @Punisher10163 3 місяці тому +9

    Spectacular demonstration of the Maus power.
    Thank Heaven it didn't shoot back

  • @Opr8rKaz
    @Opr8rKaz 2 роки тому +2191

    I love how mr maus is so polite and chill about the fact that everyone is trying to kill him

    • @clabidi1238
      @clabidi1238 Рік тому +64

      and at the end that big ass german tank died to a random small russian tank the logic is just 💀

    • @moldypizza__
      @moldypizza__ Рік тому +13

      he is Adolf Hitler on April 30th 1945

    • @blackpanther66678
      @blackpanther66678 Рік тому +1

      True

    • @nolannhan8966
      @nolannhan8966 Рік тому +1

      ARE YOU F

    • @SpiceyOats
      @SpiceyOats Рік тому +1

      I love the fact every world of tanks user uses warthunder for their dramatic takes. lol. its like world of tanks.. Isnt a realistic tanks game LOL F that game. is a peice of trash. even worse than war thunder. and thats saying something. VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD. The word VERY is not out of context.

  • @mysweetpotato1010
    @mysweetpotato1010 2 роки тому +751

    wot community: how to kill the maus
    wt community:how to save your maus

    • @alexjones1738
      @alexjones1738 2 роки тому +22

      Wt is garbage

    • @cadabreon6743
      @cadabreon6743 2 роки тому +114

      @@alexjones1738 An enjoyable garbage

    • @FuriouzJeth
      @FuriouzJeth 2 роки тому +27

      @@cadabreon6743 indeed

    • @user-it2hc6bx5t
      @user-it2hc6bx5t 2 роки тому +64

      @@alexjones1738 the better garbage

    • @imperialstardestroyer712
      @imperialstardestroyer712 2 роки тому +24

      @@user-it2hc6bx5t WT ground forces are cool but it takes ages to get to the A point just to get one shotted, I'd say Wot is Good but WT is better when you get to higher tier

  • @pumpymelonwastaken
    @pumpymelonwastaken 7 місяців тому +14

    how to ACTUALLY defeat the maus:
    step 1: fire a sturmtiger

  • @SomeFurryOnline
    @SomeFurryOnline Рік тому +23

    7:22* "I dont think that bridge will be able to hold you" Maus' mind: f a t

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB 2 роки тому +1585

    *Me doesn’t even play World Of Tanks:*
    This is fucking hilarious!

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 2 роки тому +37

      Well you can play the mobile version World of tanks blitz though there are less tanks there

    • @Whale876
      @Whale876 2 роки тому +35

      @@justineallandevelos6491 or you can play war thunder lol

    • @Minosuwu4u4uejjdbcnebc
      @Minosuwu4u4uejjdbcnebc 2 роки тому +16

      @@Whale876 i play war thunder

    • @notalemon2899
      @notalemon2899 2 роки тому +12

      @@Whale876 give me rtx 3080 then

    • @bieloruskii
      @bieloruskii 2 роки тому +7

      @@notalemon2899 Here is a ⚽️ instead.

  • @retrotrooper3957
    @retrotrooper3957 3 роки тому +1974

    Yup, that MS-1 is a mood

  • @Nuclearhero_e
    @Nuclearhero_e Рік тому +123

    Maus: I am unkillable
    Is-7: Are you sure about that?

    • @erwincalabia
      @erwincalabia Рік тому +1

      idk

    • @aaronfalcon3152
      @aaronfalcon3152 5 місяців тому +2

      IS-7 and Maus just stare at eachother if they meet frontally.

    • @Nuclearhero_e
      @Nuclearhero_e 5 місяців тому

      @@aaronfalcon3152 IS-7 better ammo would shred the Maus

    • @jacobklier278
      @jacobklier278 4 місяці тому

      If the IS-7 and Maus pushing each other front to front, the IS-7 has an extremely high chance of winning because of how short it is, and it's turret armor.

    • @ComradeHanz
      @ComradeHanz 3 місяці тому

      APFSDS Ammo left the chat

  • @Somerandomperson42132
    @Somerandomperson42132 Рік тому +13

    i love how he already killed it with a beam but wanted a smaller way of doing it
    truly a minimalist

  • @zockzombie1866
    @zockzombie1866 2 роки тому +1900

    "The Maus is unspotted"
    yep, the Maus is well known for its good concealment xD

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 2 роки тому +14

      NOT 😂

    • @pneuklf
      @pneuklf 2 роки тому +75

      I'd blame it on KV-2s drunk crew :D

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 2 роки тому +72

      "Commander, do you see the Maus?"
      "ErrRe moUSe? wHAt M-mo- **drops bottle** hOuSE!"

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 2 роки тому +18

      ah yes the maus can hide from KV-2's shells while the T34 E, panther with PZ 4 turret, ect gets hit instead of the maus and even KV-2's shell instead hit the KV-2 himself

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 2 роки тому +11

      Just draw some door and windows on it, dressing it as a house

  • @MberEnder
    @MberEnder 2 роки тому +3247

    In the end the only thing that could kill a mause was Russian bias.

    • @MberEnder
      @MberEnder 2 роки тому +50

      Why thank you for the pin!

    • @brustona2173
      @brustona2173 2 роки тому +19

      Daniel Pierce you did this to yourself

    • @jubilanttitan4999
      @jubilanttitan4999 2 роки тому +21

      U forgot about about the 183

    • @rockety214
      @rockety214 2 роки тому +27

      and stalinium tipped shells

    • @malcolmeaston5639
      @malcolmeaston5639 2 роки тому +7

      Should of used a Badger to hunt a Mouse

  • @robloxer2992
    @robloxer2992 Рік тому +7

    11:27 That salvo was amazing!

  • @NorthernMouse52
    @NorthernMouse52 7 місяців тому +3

    The Eiffel Tower appears in background, "Le zoom" 😂👍

  • @thecrazybaron5387
    @thecrazybaron5387 2 роки тому +1384

    "Can we get a bigger gun?
    *Upgrade*
    "I said a bigger gun."
    *Upgrade*
    "Perfection."

  • @HispAnakin42
    @HispAnakin42 2 роки тому +639

    “The only way is from above.”
    Me: Oh he’s gonna call an airstrike!
    Still me: Or maybe collapse the bridge!
    Also me: Oh, OH!!!

  • @myname_ise
    @myname_ise 6 місяців тому +3

    "Abomination of steel" GOT ME DYING ON THE FLOOR

  • @btymania1026
    @btymania1026 Рік тому +11

    One of my favorite WoT videos by far. I’ve rewatched this about three times at this point. The sync, accents, and comedic timing is just brilliant. And I love all of the pop culture references scattered about. These skits are amazing!

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 2 роки тому +1659

    After watching a certain amount of "Tom&Jerry" footage, I am quite sure, that it is almost impossible to defeat the Maus.

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 роки тому +45

      Everyone (Tom) and Maus (Jerry)

    • @kareemawny4126
      @kareemawny4126 2 роки тому +12

      Jerry lost alot of times lol

    • @goatyqt4553
      @goatyqt4553 2 роки тому +5

      I just wanna say you have the same profile picture as my discord server and I'm scared of the consquences.

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 2 роки тому +3

      @@goatyqt4553 k

    • @PawelHerok
      @PawelHerok 2 роки тому +2

      @@goatyqt4553 its a meme wdym he didnt stole it

  • @MrCheeseBoi_1986
    @MrCheeseBoi_1986 Рік тому +874

    MS1: *rams the maus and instantly destroys it*
    M60: *rages*
    MS1 *next target: M60*

    • @gbilldye5978
      @gbilldye5978 Рік тому +23

      I think its a M48 patton

    • @nou4144
      @nou4144 Рік тому +11

      @Mission_spread_communism The M60 is bigger, and the front light doesn't matter, you can mount it on every tank

    • @btymania1026
      @btymania1026 Рік тому +13

      The M60 also has the large cupola on top, so it’s the Patton.

    • @wotaddictglobal
      @wotaddictglobal Рік тому +4

      LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @user-rt4vd2wb4y
      @user-rt4vd2wb4y Рік тому

      Yeah lol

  • @artic3615
    @artic3615 8 місяців тому +5

    9:20 *Glitch after seeing that something he worked on went bad*

  • @JozMkII
    @JozMkII Рік тому +5

    The climax of the gag that starts at 6:25 made me laugh so hard that I fell out of my chair XD

  • @lunarrequiem3442
    @lunarrequiem3442 2 роки тому +332

    "The might of the royal navy" Shows Tog II"s
    Well that made me chuckle

    • @The_Sly_Potato
      @The_Sly_Potato Рік тому +2

      I honestly died laughing when that scene popped up, and I have to give The Mighty Jingles props for introducing that meme to me 😂

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 Рік тому +2

      I KMEW that thing was a land ship every time i saw it on my team.

  • @superp2222
    @superp2222 Рік тому +352

    “The best way to defeat a Maus is from above”
    Ooarai: Hold my hetzer

  • @sebaskingwither7892
    @sebaskingwither7892 Рік тому +2

    Maus: im unstopable
    T-35: im gonna end these man's career

  • @muhammetaydogmus4404
    @muhammetaydogmus4404 Рік тому +7

    5:10 seems like stalin's spirit doing some purges

  • @mystictomato9466
    @mystictomato9466 2 роки тому +955

    All jokes aside it is very mind blowing that the rear armor of the Maus was stronger than the frontal armor of the King Tiger (both the hull and the turret).

    • @vultureTX001
      @vultureTX001 2 роки тому +33

      And we can assume that WoT has not flame modeling in their damage systems because we learned the MAus was a mobile pork bbq pit.

    • @Leatherface123.
      @Leatherface123. Рік тому +2

      T95 is thicker than any armor on a tank from WW2
      Only a 1 tank that has an extremely angled plate beats it
      Which technically doesn’t count

    • @mystictomato9466
      @mystictomato9466 Рік тому +14

      @@Leatherface123. Physically the thickest but not when it comes to effective armor. Most of its protection is focused on the front while the protection of the Maus is focused all-around. Only one tank? And it doesn’t count? What in the world did you just say I have a hard time understanding.

    • @rowanweaver3241
      @rowanweaver3241 Рік тому

      @@mystictomato9466 its a commieboo, dont expect anything less from them than to simp for shitty russian engineering lol

    • @Macseides
      @Macseides Рік тому

      ​@@mystictomato9466technically doesn't count maybe he mean the angled armor not the thickness of armor, also he maybe means the armor is angled so it's doesn't count

  • @imfunniguy3744
    @imfunniguy3744 Рік тому +227

    Everyone asks “What is the Maus?”
    But no one asks “How is the Maus?”

  • @shirongchen160
    @shirongchen160 8 місяців тому +1

    “The KV-2 is a powerful tank, but one side effect, it hits everything but the target”

  • @lucaswallace7476
    @lucaswallace7476 Рік тому +3

    I love how enthusiastically Mr. Patton says *"The MAUS :D"*

  • @sakisen
    @sakisen 2 роки тому +788

    I had imagined two possible endings:
    - It is impossible to destroy the Maus, but it breaks down and suddenly explodes when driving longer distances
    - They need a bigger Maus, so they call in the Ratte and then despair how to destroy that monstrosity afterwards

  • @plasmadrone3123
    @plasmadrone3123 2 роки тому +784

    holy moly the editing, voice acting, and scripting are just fabulous!
    WE WANT MORE!!

    • @vilius1398
      @vilius1398 2 роки тому +6

      Dont forget about the fv that shoots a lazer shot

    • @eet1OsorioBR
      @eet1OsorioBR Рік тому +2

      @@vilius1398 now u see the Death Star for few seconds

  • @dataware5496
    @dataware5496 9 місяців тому

    KV2:*casually destroys everyone except the maus.

  • @flexsea4387
    @flexsea4387 6 місяців тому +1

    "Abomination of steel" caught me off guard 💀💀

  • @i_love_blockingv2398
    @i_love_blockingv2398 3 роки тому +316

    Only way to kill the maus if you set up a Mouse trap with some cheese

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 3 роки тому +6

      Both are nice. The important thing is, I’m hearing new ideas

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 2 роки тому +3

      *c h e e z*

    • @DarrenTimplays_onYT
      @DarrenTimplays_onYT 2 роки тому +9

      Instead of cheese, i would put light tanks

    • @theplanemaster1648
      @theplanemaster1648 2 роки тому +2

      U are genius

    • @goomba-dp3fb
      @goomba-dp3fb 2 роки тому +3

      @@DarrenTimplays_onYT instead of light tanks i would put beer and bratwurst enough for the entire crew

  • @Pink_Lobster
    @Pink_Lobster 3 роки тому +722

    If we exclude the Merciless Sniper-1, wasn’t there the Death Star that killed the maus?
    Or did the General forgot about him

    • @TimachinimaCinema
      @TimachinimaCinema  3 роки тому +222

      Death Star destroyed *everything*, that was the issue ;)

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 3 роки тому +76

      @@TimachinimaCinema can’t be much of a how to if there isn’t anything left 🤪

    • @Lost-in-thought940
      @Lost-in-thought940 2 роки тому +20

      Well the death star obliterates everything, and if you just wanna destroy the maus you’ll need something else

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 2 роки тому +16

      Imagine a Deathstar with a 406mm gun

    • @idiotwholikestanks539
      @idiotwholikestanks539 2 роки тому +16

      @@TimachinimaCinema Then the death star destroyed itself

  • @sniperking4696
    @sniperking4696 2 місяці тому +1

    This video is full of comedic genius

  • @Worker_Drone_dude
    @Worker_Drone_dude Рік тому +10

    2:25 tank version of the death star

  • @abelbarrera9184
    @abelbarrera9184 2 роки тому +345

    4:35
    "Hmm he's to heavy, you got to lay off the sauerkraut there Mr maus"
    Maus: *looks in a death stare*

  • @isdrevenge8764
    @isdrevenge8764 2 роки тому +316

    2:14 Makes sense considering that things nicknamed the "Death Star"

    • @dagr3173
      @dagr3173 2 роки тому +18

      OHHHH NOW I GET IT HHAHAHAHA

    • @randomapche7478
      @randomapche7478 2 роки тому +4

      @@dagr3173 same

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 2 роки тому +9

      I believe that was the joke 😂

    • @raymartcarreon6069
      @raymartcarreon6069 2 роки тому +17

      As a world of tank blitz player who has recently gotten a Tier 10 Heavy tank...
      The 183 is fucking horrifying

    • @isdrevenge8764
      @isdrevenge8764 2 роки тому +6

      @@raymartcarreon6069 "we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough"

  • @eiite4578
    @eiite4578 6 місяців тому +1

    I was half expecting it to be a P.1000 Ratte to destroy the Maus.

  • @larryhibbitts2099
    @larryhibbitts2099 Рік тому

    This might be the funniest thing I've seen today! Great job!

  • @stCOMMANDER_TE
    @stCOMMANDER_TE 2 роки тому +364

    M48: there is nothing that can destroy a Maus absolutely noth... oh wait what’s this?!
    E-100: Guten Tag brother
    M48: Of course! Use superior german engineering to defeat superior german engineering

  • @localdrugseller6431
    @localdrugseller6431 2 роки тому +388

    Meanwhile in war thunder *BMP-1 melts it with an ATGM*

    • @niaagustina4142
      @niaagustina4142 2 роки тому +29

      And HEAT rounda or APFSDS

    • @luka_875
      @luka_875 2 роки тому +15

      And Bombs

    • @SovietPaul
      @SovietPaul 2 роки тому +32

      Or the PE-8 bombs it to the log in screen.

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 2 роки тому +7

      War Thunder: *G91 and M3A3 Bradley destroy Maus in downtier*

    • @xboxine877
      @xboxine877 2 роки тому

      Just muas died

  • @ikeasnake
    @ikeasnake Рік тому +3

    This is such high quality stuff and they deserve to have 10 million subscribers just for that

  • @PsyduckIsTheBest_
    @PsyduckIsTheBest_ 8 місяців тому

    I’ve never expect people to make films with WoT.

  • @PeanutImperium
    @PeanutImperium 2 роки тому +213

    In War Thunder a 5000 KG bomb from the PE-8 would reck the Maus and make every rage quit

    • @sprait3128
      @sprait3128 2 роки тому +10

      Fab-5000 go brrrrrr

    • @fullgetsu4171
      @fullgetsu4171 2 роки тому +4

      The damn PE8 with that bomb is a damn nuke

    • @sprait3128
      @sprait3128 2 роки тому +7

      @@fullgetsu4171 but smol

    • @fullgetsu4171
      @fullgetsu4171 2 роки тому +3

      @@sprait3128 the nuke u can get is fat man the pe8 is little boy

    • @user-cj8ld7to1q
      @user-cj8ld7to1q 2 роки тому +1

      @Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий but you can kill alot of them with 5000kg

  • @Tenacitybrit
    @Tenacitybrit 2 роки тому +250

    So many blink and you'll miss it jokes here, its brilliant.
    I also love how co-operative the Maus was the whole time, even offering the narrator a drink after all that. Such a jolly giant. Just like Reinhardt

  • @Klaus_the_Sturmtruppen
    @Klaus_the_Sturmtruppen 4 місяці тому +1

    “No refunds” hits hard

  • @epickgamer3000
    @epickgamer3000 8 місяців тому

    i have seen this like 8 times through 2 years and I still enjoy it

  • @unexpectedgouf5225
    @unexpectedgouf5225 2 роки тому +60

    Ok... To kill a Maus, you need a trap. A Maustrap

  • @oceanic2542
    @oceanic2542 2 роки тому +166

    Plot twist: Through all the test the maus only had 1 hp left and the MS-1 just needed to ram it

    • @oceanic2542
      @oceanic2542 2 роки тому +14

      @KNIGHT FAR trust me it's a russian tank and knowing this it can pull some bull or whatever and still kill it somehow in some way

    • @Kana0211
      @Kana0211 2 роки тому +1

      They probably got a death star to ammo it for the turret to pop off

  • @dont_know3036
    @dont_know3036 9 місяців тому

    Announcer: "Imagine it's the Bismarck"
    Royal Navy: Fire in sync

  • @mattchen6137
    @mattchen6137 Рік тому

    Lool!! Well made film! I felt like I was watching an old film. Excellent work

  • @sirhideki2473
    @sirhideki2473 2 роки тому +441

    How to kill mouse in war thunder:
    Shoot at it, we both know you have APFSDS.

  • @awildvdoorplaysblitz5846
    @awildvdoorplaysblitz5846 2 роки тому +280

    This is like a more civilized version of Dr. Bright trying to find a way to destroy SCP-682.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +29

      But in the end, Dr. Bright and SCP-682 are just having good fun, and walk off together into the sunset, into some well-hidden high-quality pub.

    • @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
      @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling 2 роки тому +8

      @@danielawesome36 *closes book*
      Like that’s ever going to happen.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +6

      @@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling What a load of-
      *[toilet flush sfx]*

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 2 роки тому +6

      @@danielawesome36 *SOMEBODY-*

    • @lemonz7878
      @lemonz7878 2 роки тому

      indeed

  • @KaijuLanes
    @KaijuLanes Рік тому +2

    Dude made a whole reality show about how indestructable the Maus tank really is.

  • @user-wq8ie9vq5u
    @user-wq8ie9vq5u 6 місяців тому +2

    I love how mr maus is soo child about the fact that everyone is trying to kill him

  • @Veilron_
    @Veilron_ 3 роки тому +161

    I dont know how to say this but... THIS WAS BLOODY AWESOME

  • @aregularperson1254
    @aregularperson1254 2 роки тому +319

    The Maus: This is fine
    A very smol tank: *RAMS INTO THE MAUS*
    The Maus: * ded *

  • @Punisher10163
    @Punisher10163 3 місяці тому

    Spectacular demonstration of the Maus power
    Thank heaven it didn't shoot back

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 Рік тому

    Lol, that intro is hilarious. With the old timey voice and war department film and the barrel moving with the speech like a Super Sentai

  • @Freak859
    @Freak859 2 роки тому +261

    "Le Zoom!" He he he, makes my Day!
    Anyone noticed the Duck Tank (AMX-40) in the Background at 1:38 ? "Le Quack!"

    • @ms-06zakuii94
      @ms-06zakuii94 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @seperondaon
      @seperondaon 2 роки тому

      In WoT Blitz Asia server. I never seen anyone who have this tank and it's only me that have it.

    • @hatted_marble6137
      @hatted_marble6137 2 роки тому

      @@seperondaon It's because your superior to everybody else

    • @seperondaon
      @seperondaon 2 роки тому

      @@hatted_marble6137 Well, now theres another operation came out and it gave players AMX 40

    • @owenmatthew1900
      @owenmatthew1900 2 роки тому +1

      Its hiding in the pond in the pond grass

  • @amergingiles
    @amergingiles Рік тому +605

    Fun Fact: The Maus was originally designed to be mounted on a train car.

    • @Yeahboii7648
      @Yeahboii7648 Рік тому +36

      Well that explains alot

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 Рік тому +29

      It took 200 men to assemble the train tank
      Edit actually it was 4000

    • @dejvidtusek1736
      @dejvidtusek1736 Рік тому +7

      @@w0lf29 the suchuwere gustav?

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 Рік тому +3

      @@dejvidtusek1736 yes

    • @anothergermanmain
      @anothergermanmain Рік тому +9

      The e100 was almost finished but the soviets took the land where where factory was. The chassis was done. Then the brits took and and eventually scrapped it. The Maus never started official production

  • @Miscboi
    @Miscboi 4 місяці тому +1

    i have watched this about 10 times in the past 2 years and it never fails to make me laugh.

  • @ggmergues6144
    @ggmergues6144 9 місяців тому +2

    How to defeat the maus ? Using gold, end of the vidéo

  • @ZaobaoClickbait
    @ZaobaoClickbait 2 роки тому +60

    Maus: Hold on im AFK-
    Litteraly all the tanks: Tries to kill him

    • @K-S-Z_00
      @K-S-Z_00 Рік тому +2

      Merciless Sniper 1: hold my oil

  • @Babatheboi_
    @Babatheboi_ 2 роки тому +160

    POV: After the light clears the Maus is still alive

  • @chengweishen4315
    @chengweishen4315 7 місяців тому

    The abomination of steel got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @mrafton9457
    @mrafton9457 Рік тому +1

    I love how when each tank talks, they look so much like a Dalek with the rotating gun.

  • @Marc-zi4vg
    @Marc-zi4vg 2 роки тому +74

    Y know as a former wot player this reminded me of an era long ago when almost everyone in the community felt this way from the bottom to top tier, happy times

    • @warhawk4494
      @warhawk4494 2 роки тому +2

      better times. lol I miss those days too. have a good day.

  • @vaporwave2359
    @vaporwave2359 2 роки тому +93

    imagine shooting a tank in the back of its turret killing all crew members and it says "199/200 HP"

    • @picklesgamerxd096
      @picklesgamerxd096 Рік тому +5

      🤣

    • @IAmAdam2009
      @IAmAdam2009 8 місяців тому

      More like " -1 hit points" (From 2850 hp to 2849 hp)
      hp = hit points or a.k.a. health

    • @lazibayer
      @lazibayer 8 місяців тому +2

      Stalin: if the crew members die, the crew members following the tank will get in and keep charging.

  • @natus1
    @natus1 9 місяців тому

    I really love how mr maus was so calm and chill he is so kind

  • @O.D.S.T
    @O.D.S.T 4 місяці тому

    The ending just got me lauphing the smallest tank takes out a maus

  • @matt-yq8td
    @matt-yq8td 2 роки тому +155

    The british accent makes it even more perfect

  • @ravenrox9776
    @ravenrox9776 2 роки тому +387

    This was funny as hell, and it's true because whenever i play my Maus, the only damage i seem to take that is considerable is from Russian vehicles in WOT.

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 2 роки тому +6

      for me it's either Soviet or British(somehow)

    • @adrianfrancisdeterala793
      @adrianfrancisdeterala793 2 роки тому +7

      at the end the small tank ramed in to the maus the other tank said what the f#ck

    • @nighthaste4311
      @nighthaste4311 2 роки тому +2

      Even in blitz, I play using German tanks and most Russian tanks can kill me with two to three shots

    • @Mr_Roomba_
      @Mr_Roomba_ Рік тому

      Have you been destroyed by artillery before

    • @saintdog9625
      @saintdog9625 Рік тому +1

      Many soviets has 320-340 heats which are good against perpendicular armor

  • @n1co2017
    @n1co2017 11 місяців тому +1

    As a War Thunder player this is the only WOT video i allow myself to watch.

    • @TimachinimaCinema
      @TimachinimaCinema  11 місяців тому

      Maybe you'll allow yourself to watch this one as well?
      ua-cam.com/video/PpvBcA9JQJA/v-deo.html

  • @wotaddictglobal
    @wotaddictglobal Рік тому +1

    13:14 "Well folks, we've tried dropping tanks on it, we've tried pushing him off a cliff. We've even tried bombarding him with some of the largest artillery pieces known to man! With my personal deductive reasoning, and all the research we have acquired, I can assure you, there is nothing that can destroy the Maus. Absolutely nothing! Oh, what's this???"
    Tier 1 MS-1 proceeds to RAM/AMMO RACK the Maus.
    "Are you f***ing kidding me???"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @GnomeMemer1
    @GnomeMemer1 2 роки тому +119

    7:00
    french shells don't exist, they can't hurt you.
    french shells:

    • @adame.9469
      @adame.9469 2 роки тому +5

      Lé zööm

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Рік тому +2

      French tanks: I feel treś bon

    • @MICHALBM5
      @MICHALBM5 9 днів тому

      They can't hurt but they surrender

  • @edgychico9311
    @edgychico9311 2 роки тому +92

    Meanwhile in War Phunder, Maus gets boom by a Sturmpanzer or shooting it's lower side track to detonate it's ammunition rack tricky shoot for that.

    • @TR33ZY_CRTM
      @TR33ZY_CRTM 2 роки тому +10

      Or, a BMP-1 literally melts through its armor using an ATGM.
      TL;DR, the Maus in WT suffers

    • @forthecrusade9532
      @forthecrusade9532 2 роки тому +1

      Or pe8 with a 5000kg bomb

    • @privateer7766
      @privateer7766 2 роки тому

      Or 7 bombers 8 attackers all bomb the maus

  • @docsaaid2939
    @docsaaid2939 11 місяців тому

    1:43
    Sq leader:-
    Attack from behind
    Me:-
    Sir yes sir!
    Proceed to ramm!

  • @vitalijjk2486
    @vitalijjk2486 Рік тому +2

    Love how the Ms1 just ramms and destroys it littterally after the guy said its impossible to destroy

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 2 роки тому +82

    War thunder players destroying a maus with a tiny little Italian boi: *insert photo of Leonardo de-plantation-owner smirking*

    • @BobuxGuy
      @BobuxGuy 2 роки тому +3

      U saying R3 can destroy the mouse?

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter 2 роки тому +4

      @@BobuxGuy it’s been done before, it will be done again, but I meant the l3 33

    • @magnum6763
      @magnum6763 2 роки тому

      You can kill maus with L33 in War Thunder. Same with the Locust and ASU-57. Most smallbois can kill the maus cuz the hull top is weak

    • @patricksjemario757
      @patricksjemario757 2 роки тому

      This is not War Thunder this World of Tanks

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 2 роки тому +1

      @@magnum6763 Assuming you can actually drive the freaking Locust. Have they fixed that stupid thing yet, or do the brakes still randomly and spontaneously activate for no reason whatsoever? Felt like the thing had a gearbox that was conveniently busted from the factory. Before the update broke it, the Locust was my favorite.
      My favorite memories from WT were parking the Locust right next to a beefy boi that was trying to capture a point and they could neither complete the capture, move, nor shoot me. Utterly helpless, and even their teammates struggle to notice me. Friggin hilarious.

  • @X-Demon
    @X-Demon 2 роки тому +38

    13:40 "Are you f*uckung kidding me?!?"😂😂😭

  • @bryank5523
    @bryank5523 8 місяців тому

    "The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."

  • @BlueBell-tu6gp
    @BlueBell-tu6gp Рік тому +1

    KV-2's final? bullet/shell: goes ZOO! thru every country but LE ZOO! thru france! everyone else: wow! kv-2, you have killed everyone BUT the maus! why did i ever think this was gonna work.

  • @unsightedraptor8201
    @unsightedraptor8201 2 роки тому +68

    KV-2 kills everything except the Maus and the narrator, misses the Maus, shell travels across the world, comes back and kills the KV-2 lol.

  • @fastbasicanswersthatumight1910
    @fastbasicanswersthatumight1910 2 роки тому +40

    Alternative title: Commander gets his troops and friends kill while an small tank and a Bomber plane can just destroy it

  • @chronuz2238
    @chronuz2238 9 місяців тому

    The maus has HP that he was already one hit to get killed by a ramming light tank.

  • @jonathansullivan6706
    @jonathansullivan6706 Рік тому

    "Le zoup"
    That was too much for me. My gut hurts.

  • @panzerschiff9805
    @panzerschiff9805 2 роки тому +71

    Meanwhile in another tank focused game:
    Maus: exists.
    Cold war MBT's and ATGMS: *Hello there*

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 2 роки тому +3

      Dont forget the 183mm hesh

    • @briannormant3622
      @briannormant3622 2 роки тому +2

      Meanwhile the same game, a M24, a puma or a Sturmpanzer2 can obliterate the enemy the in a 10.7 match

    • @NotGrimman
      @NotGrimman 2 роки тому +2

      maus unexist since update 1.91

    • @themedievalbarbarian8417
      @themedievalbarbarian8417 2 роки тому +1

      What Maus?

    • @magnum6763
      @magnum6763 2 роки тому

      You can still get it every now and then if you get at least 1 RP on it

  • @CsehCsaba
    @CsehCsaba 2 роки тому +453

    Lol. Maus is simply not a factor in this meta

    • @francoisthailande2440
      @francoisthailande2440 2 роки тому +9

      Depends if you are farming to get the 3rd MoE, Maus, as well as E100 and Type 5 are such great hp pinatas that it's hard to ignore them when you meet one.

    • @CsehCsaba
      @CsehCsaba 2 роки тому +1

      @@francoisthailande2440 I do not know. in the battles I play these are only mountains of HP, easy to farm. Like a TOG

    • @zanwrightmfwr756
      @zanwrightmfwr756 2 роки тому +5

      I still like playing the Maus. Free HP pinatas for you, free German enjoyment for me

    • @Solnoric
      @Solnoric 2 роки тому +3

      It's fun to see two of them duel though. The rest of the match stopped so we could all watch.

    • @du42bz
      @du42bz Рік тому

      Hello comrade

  • @victorcastelli5469
    @victorcastelli5469 Рік тому

    Why not reenact the shortest battle in history:
    1. Get a few large battleships, the best you got
    2. Aim at the maus
    3. Fire constantly for ~30 minutes
    4. No more maus, just a big hole