How to Defeat the Maus - World of Tanks Comedy (feat. Nobel_Wolf)

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  • @TimachinimaCinema
    @TimachinimaCinema  4 роки тому +528

    our Discord server: discord.gg/ZrUYKRJFu9

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 4 роки тому +11

      😂 Tim I had to much fun working on this with ya 10/10 would voice act for ya again

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 4 роки тому +9

      The real question is..... will you release the bloopers from this voice acting 🧐😏

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 3 роки тому +3

      Tim we are bordering 6,000 views on this vid; we must have done something right

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 3 роки тому +5

      Tim where did this 32,000 ish view jump come from I’m slightly frightened

    • @TimachinimaCinema
      @TimachinimaCinema  3 роки тому +8

      @@peris_arts_film9699 no idea my friend. I, too, am slightly frightened.

  • @mce1159
    @mce1159 3 роки тому +4461

    That “Le zoo” when the shell was in Paris made me laugh

  • @Opr8rKaz
    @Opr8rKaz 2 роки тому +2470

    I love how mr maus is so polite and chill about the fact that everyone is trying to kill him

    • @Hi_ItsPat183
      @Hi_ItsPat183 2 роки тому +78

      and at the end that big ass german tank died to a random small russian tank the logic is just 💀

    • @moldypizza__
      @moldypizza__ Рік тому +15

      he is Adolf Hitler on April 30th 1945

    • @Archiedadawg
      @Archiedadawg Рік тому +1

      True

    • @Solgaleo71517
      @Solgaleo71517 Рік тому +1

      ARE YOU F

    • @SpiceyOats
      @SpiceyOats Рік тому +3

      I love the fact every world of tanks user uses warthunder for their dramatic takes. lol. its like world of tanks.. Isnt a realistic tanks game LOL F that game. is a peice of trash. even worse than war thunder. and thats saying something. VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD. The word VERY is not out of context.

  • @whateverthisis389
    @whateverthisis389 3 роки тому +3817

    "We have numbers,but not the caliber"
    *sad 16inch guns noises*

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 роки тому +75

      17 pounder super tog is unable to even scratch ze paint

    • @nightingale-d3e
      @nightingale-d3e 3 роки тому +28

      @@Ghostrecall_M 6k pounder mum cant even scratch the ground except the tank!

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 3 роки тому +18

      *BL 18-inch Mk 1 cries in the distance*

    • @ricardoandre7049
      @ricardoandre7049 3 роки тому +21

      I think he might need to enlist the help of is old friend IJN Yamato or his brother IJN Musashi. Their 18.1 inch guns should be enough

    • @shuqinzhou9492
      @shuqinzhou9492 3 роки тому +6

      Nope u need to ensure the caliber, visit he Gustav cannon

  • @CYNical332
    @CYNical332 Рік тому +142

    I love how the tanks are potrayed as sentient beings with feelings instead of machines

  • @juangamerpro4170
    @juangamerpro4170 3 роки тому +1734

    When the MS1 appears
    General: Oh, what is this?
    and kills Maus
    General: Are u fcken kidding me?!
    XD

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 3 роки тому +45

      the soviet tech tree was the way to succsess

    • @thewolflegacy2791
      @thewolflegacy2791 3 роки тому +12

      XD LOL. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @muhammadfahri3295
      @muhammadfahri3295 3 роки тому +28

      That MS-1 is made of stalinium,of course it's OP,lol

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 3 роки тому +9

      @@muhammadfahri3295 maybe too OP for WoT but not OP in Wot Blitz. its more like decent

    • @banana4072
      @banana4072 3 роки тому +4

      I was laughing so much when i watched it XD

  • @sunshinegaming4370
    @sunshinegaming4370 3 роки тому +6324

    The Maus is so kind and peaceful even though they are trying to destroy him

    • @nikola2142s2
      @nikola2142s2 3 роки тому +252

      His is the German War Machine so his very brave and not even fear any tonk (expect MS-1)

    • @random_ness1145
      @random_ness1145 3 роки тому +43

      t r u e

    • @Hi-tf4ju
      @Hi-tf4ju 3 роки тому +27

      Mr darkness just put his device on the ground so it is black and he put it onto his yt channel

    • @schwererpanzerspahwagen7.592
      @schwererpanzerspahwagen7.592 3 роки тому +24

      (Ratta starts to laugh maniacally in the background)

    • @alastarzenon202
      @alastarzenon202 3 роки тому +5

      Content isn't pure

  • @zockzombie1866
    @zockzombie1866 3 роки тому +1963

    "The Maus is unspotted"
    yep, the Maus is well known for its good concealment xD

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 3 роки тому +16

      NOT 😂

    • @pneuklf
      @pneuklf 3 роки тому +77

      I'd blame it on KV-2s drunk crew :D

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 3 роки тому +75

      "Commander, do you see the Maus?"
      "ErrRe moUSe? wHAt M-mo- **drops bottle** hOuSE!"

    • @Arash_Leopard
      @Arash_Leopard 3 роки тому +21

      ah yes the maus can hide from KV-2's shells while the T34 E, panther with PZ 4 turret, ect gets hit instead of the maus and even KV-2's shell instead hit the KV-2 himself

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 2 роки тому +12

      Just draw some door and windows on it, dressing it as a house

  • @Noobic_King
    @Noobic_King Рік тому +67

    i love how he already killed it with a beam but wanted a smaller way of doing it
    truly a minimalist

    • @arnoldcobarrubias6593
      @arnoldcobarrubias6593 7 місяців тому +3

      what if the beam didnt kill him? it just was a little too bright

  • @retrotrooper3957
    @retrotrooper3957 4 роки тому +2054

    Yup, that MS-1 is a mood

  • @MberEnder
    @MberEnder 3 роки тому +3381

    In the end the only thing that could kill a mause was Russian bias.

    • @MberEnder
      @MberEnder 3 роки тому +54

      Why thank you for the pin!

    • @brustona2173
      @brustona2173 3 роки тому +21

      Daniel Pierce you did this to yourself

    • @jubilanttitan4999
      @jubilanttitan4999 3 роки тому +22

      U forgot about about the 183

    • @rockety214
      @rockety214 3 роки тому +27

      and stalinium tipped shells

    • @malcolmeaston5639
      @malcolmeaston5639 3 роки тому +7

      Should of used a Badger to hunt a Mouse

  • @lunarrequiem3442
    @lunarrequiem3442 3 роки тому +350

    "The might of the royal navy" Shows Tog II"s
    Well that made me chuckle

    • @The_Sly_Potato
      @The_Sly_Potato 2 роки тому +3

      I honestly died laughing when that scene popped up, and I have to give The Mighty Jingles props for introducing that meme to me 😂

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 2 роки тому +2

      I KMEW that thing was a land ship every time i saw it on my team.

  • @Freedom_since_1776
    @Freedom_since_1776 11 місяців тому +36

    Spectacular demonstration of the Maus power.
    Thank Heaven it didn't shoot back

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 3 роки тому +1690

    After watching a certain amount of "Tom&Jerry" footage, I am quite sure, that it is almost impossible to defeat the Maus.

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 3 роки тому +48

      Everyone (Tom) and Maus (Jerry)

    • @kareemawny4126
      @kareemawny4126 3 роки тому +12

      Jerry lost alot of times lol

    • @goatyqt4553
      @goatyqt4553 3 роки тому +5

      I just wanna say you have the same profile picture as my discord server and I'm scared of the consquences.

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 3 роки тому +3

      @@goatyqt4553 k

    • @PawelHerok
      @PawelHerok 3 роки тому +2

      @@goatyqt4553 its a meme wdym he didnt stole it

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB 3 роки тому +1639

    *Me doesn’t even play World Of Tanks:*
    This is fucking hilarious!

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 3 роки тому +39

      Well you can play the mobile version World of tanks blitz though there are less tanks there

    • @Whale876
      @Whale876 3 роки тому +36

      @@justineallandevelos6491 or you can play war thunder lol

    • @Minosuwu4u4uejjdbcnebc
      @Minosuwu4u4uejjdbcnebc 3 роки тому +16

      @@Whale876 i play war thunder

    • @notalemon2899
      @notalemon2899 3 роки тому +12

      @@Whale876 give me rtx 3080 then

    • @bieloruskii
      @bieloruskii 3 роки тому +7

      @@notalemon2899 Here is a ⚽️ instead.

  • @mystictomato9466
    @mystictomato9466 3 роки тому +960

    All jokes aside it is very mind blowing that the rear armor of the Maus was stronger than the frontal armor of the King Tiger (both the hull and the turret).

    • @vultureTX001
      @vultureTX001 3 роки тому +33

      And we can assume that WoT has not flame modeling in their damage systems because we learned the MAus was a mobile pork bbq pit.

    • @Leatherface123.
      @Leatherface123. 2 роки тому +2

      T95 is thicker than any armor on a tank from WW2
      Only a 1 tank that has an extremely angled plate beats it
      Which technically doesn’t count

    • @mystictomato9466
      @mystictomato9466 2 роки тому +14

      @@Leatherface123. Physically the thickest but not when it comes to effective armor. Most of its protection is focused on the front while the protection of the Maus is focused all-around. Only one tank? And it doesn’t count? What in the world did you just say I have a hard time understanding.

    • @rowanweaver3241
      @rowanweaver3241 2 роки тому

      @@mystictomato9466 its a commieboo, dont expect anything less from them than to simp for shitty russian engineering lol

    • @HandsomeT-z4l
      @HandsomeT-z4l Рік тому

      ​@@mystictomato9466technically doesn't count maybe he mean the angled armor not the thickness of armor, also he maybe means the armor is angled so it's doesn't count

  • @btymania1026
    @btymania1026 2 роки тому +20

    One of my favorite WoT videos by far. I’ve rewatched this about three times at this point. The sync, accents, and comedic timing is just brilliant. And I love all of the pop culture references scattered about. These skits are amazing!

  • @superp2222
    @superp2222 2 роки тому +362

    “The best way to defeat a Maus is from above”
    Ooarai: Hold my hetzer

  • @thenewbie21
    @thenewbie21 3 роки тому +1417

    "Can we get a bigger gun?
    *Upgrade*
    "I said a bigger gun."
    *Upgrade*
    "Perfection."

  • @Tenacitybrit
    @Tenacitybrit 3 роки тому +251

    So many blink and you'll miss it jokes here, its brilliant.
    I also love how co-operative the Maus was the whole time, even offering the narrator a drink after all that. Such a jolly giant. Just like Reinhardt

  • @pumpymelonwastaken
    @pumpymelonwastaken Рік тому +33

    how to ACTUALLY defeat the maus:
    step 1: fire a sturmtiger

    • @ahmedmohamedabdelnasir8887
      @ahmedmohamedabdelnasir8887 7 місяців тому

      there is no sturmtiger in wot blitz

    • @Michael-f1u2x
      @Michael-f1u2x 7 місяців тому

      @@ahmedmohamedabdelnasir8887 THATISACRIME

    • @a_baby_glaggle
      @a_baby_glaggle 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ahmedmohamedabdelnasir8887it’s a joke bruh

    • @BottasPlayz77
      @BottasPlayz77 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ahmedmohamedabdelnasir8887Wot not wotb

    • @blockbustergaming637
      @blockbustergaming637 5 місяців тому

      @@ahmedmohamedabdelnasir8887 the video was litterally made in wot pc not in wotb

  • @HispAnakin42
    @HispAnakin42 3 роки тому +657

    “The only way is from above.”
    Me: Oh he’s gonna call an airstrike!
    Still me: Or maybe collapse the bridge!
    Also me: Oh, OH!!!

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 роки тому +17

      This man has too many ideas. At this rate, he'll end up working as an engineer for the air force.

    • @M22_T34
      @M22_T34 3 роки тому +4

      @@Thtaoy1029 The what cult

    • @Thtaoy1029
      @Thtaoy1029 3 роки тому +3

      @@M22_T34 Heard of Unus Annus? Markiplier and CrankGameplays?

    • @cheguevara7478
      @cheguevara7478 3 роки тому +3

      @@Thtaoy1029 no The navy

    • @generalgrievous5749
      @generalgrievous5749 3 роки тому +3

      General Kenobi

  • @plasmadrone3123
    @plasmadrone3123 2 роки тому +786

    holy moly the editing, voice acting, and scripting are just fabulous!
    WE WANT MORE!!

    • @vilius1398
      @vilius1398 2 роки тому +6

      Dont forget about the fv that shoots a lazer shot

    • @eet1OsorioBR
      @eet1OsorioBR 2 роки тому +2

      @@vilius1398 now u see the Death Star for few seconds

  • @mysweetpotato1010
    @mysweetpotato1010 3 роки тому +783

    wot community: how to kill the maus
    wt community:how to save your maus

  • @BallisticAviation_YT
    @BallisticAviation_YT Місяць тому +4

    2:23 bros bouta get the biggest back shot

  • @abelbarrera9184
    @abelbarrera9184 3 роки тому +351

    4:35
    "Hmm he's to heavy, you got to lay off the sauerkraut there Mr maus"
    Maus: *looks in a death stare*

  • @isdrevenge8764
    @isdrevenge8764 3 роки тому +326

    2:14 Makes sense considering that things nicknamed the "Death Star"

    • @dagr3173
      @dagr3173 3 роки тому +19

      OHHHH NOW I GET IT HHAHAHAHA

    • @randomapche7478
      @randomapche7478 3 роки тому +5

      @@dagr3173 same

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 3 роки тому +9

      I believe that was the joke 😂

    • @raymartcarreon6069
      @raymartcarreon6069 3 роки тому +17

      As a world of tank blitz player who has recently gotten a Tier 10 Heavy tank...
      The 183 is fucking horrifying

    • @isdrevenge8764
      @isdrevenge8764 3 роки тому +6

      @@raymartcarreon6069 "we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough"

  • @sakisen
    @sakisen 3 роки тому +790

    I had imagined two possible endings:
    - It is impossible to destroy the Maus, but it breaks down and suddenly explodes when driving longer distances
    - They need a bigger Maus, so they call in the Ratte and then despair how to destroy that monstrosity afterwards

  • @Eyefestationshark
    @Eyefestationshark Рік тому +4

    "Abomination of steel" GOT ME DYING ON THE FLOOR

  • @Pink_Lobster
    @Pink_Lobster 4 роки тому +722

    If we exclude the Merciless Sniper-1, wasn’t there the Death Star that killed the maus?
    Or did the General forgot about him

    • @TimachinimaCinema
      @TimachinimaCinema  4 роки тому +225

      Death Star destroyed *everything*, that was the issue ;)

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 4 роки тому +76

      @@TimachinimaCinema can’t be much of a how to if there isn’t anything left 🤪

    • @Archivist-Immortal
      @Archivist-Immortal 3 роки тому +20

      Well the death star obliterates everything, and if you just wanna destroy the maus you’ll need something else

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine a Deathstar with a 406mm gun

    • @idiotwholikestanks539
      @idiotwholikestanks539 3 роки тому +16

      @@TimachinimaCinema Then the death star destroyed itself

  • @awildvdoorplaysblitz5846
    @awildvdoorplaysblitz5846 3 роки тому +284

    This is like a more civilized version of Dr. Bright trying to find a way to destroy SCP-682.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 роки тому +29

      But in the end, Dr. Bright and SCP-682 are just having good fun, and walk off together into the sunset, into some well-hidden high-quality pub.

    • @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
      @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling 3 роки тому +8

      @@danielawesome36 *closes book*
      Like that’s ever going to happen.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 роки тому +6

      @@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling What a load of-
      *[toilet flush sfx]*

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 2 роки тому +6

      @@danielawesome36 *SOMEBODY-*

    • @aradusvsguesans
      @aradusvsguesans 2 роки тому

      indeed

  • @imfunniguy3744
    @imfunniguy3744 2 роки тому +232

    Everyone asks “What is the Maus?”
    But no one asks “How is the Maus?”

  • @NorthernMouse52
    @NorthernMouse52 Рік тому +7

    The Eiffel Tower appears in background, "Le zoom" 😂👍

  • @spiderboi2024
    @spiderboi2024 2 роки тому +373

    "Can we get a bigger gun please?"
    (Churchill tank)
    "I said a BIGGER gun!"
    (Death star tank destroyer)
    "Perfection"

  • @oceanic2542
    @oceanic2542 3 роки тому +169

    Plot twist: Through all the test the maus only had 1 hp left and the MS-1 just needed to ram it

    • @oceanic2542
      @oceanic2542 3 роки тому +14

      @KNIGHT FAR trust me it's a russian tank and knowing this it can pull some bull or whatever and still kill it somehow in some way

    • @Kana0211
      @Kana0211 3 роки тому +1

      They probably got a death star to ammo it for the turret to pop off

  • @i_love_blockingv2398
    @i_love_blockingv2398 4 роки тому +323

    Only way to kill the maus if you set up a Mouse trap with some cheese

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 4 роки тому +6

      Both are nice. The important thing is, I’m hearing new ideas

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 3 роки тому +3

      *c h e e z*

    • @DarrenTimplays_onYT
      @DarrenTimplays_onYT 3 роки тому +9

      Instead of cheese, i would put light tanks

    • @theplanemaster1648
      @theplanemaster1648 3 роки тому +2

      U are genius

    • @goomba-dp3fb
      @goomba-dp3fb 3 роки тому +3

      @@DarrenTimplays_onYT instead of light tanks i would put beer and bratwurst enough for the entire crew

  • @JozMkII
    @JozMkII Рік тому +7

    The climax of the gag that starts at 6:25 made me laugh so hard that I fell out of my chair XD

  • @stCOMMANDER_TE
    @stCOMMANDER_TE 3 роки тому +365

    M48: there is nothing that can destroy a Maus absolutely noth... oh wait what’s this?!
    E-100: Guten Tag brother
    M48: Of course! Use superior german engineering to defeat superior german engineering

  • @sirhideki2473
    @sirhideki2473 3 роки тому +443

    How to kill mouse in war thunder:
    Shoot at it, we both know you have APFSDS.

  • @AWholeLegionary
    @AWholeLegionary 3 роки тому +72

    Ok... To kill a Maus, you need a trap. A Maustrap

  • @muhammetaydogmus4404
    @muhammetaydogmus4404 Рік тому +12

    5:10 seems like stalin's spirit doing some purges

  • @Phapchamp
    @Phapchamp 3 роки тому +390

    Meanwhile in war thunder *BMP-1 melts it with an ATGM*

    • @niaagustina4142
      @niaagustina4142 3 роки тому +29

      And HEAT rounda or APFSDS

    • @luka_875
      @luka_875 3 роки тому +15

      And Bombs

    • @SovietPaul
      @SovietPaul 3 роки тому +32

      Or the PE-8 bombs it to the log in screen.

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 3 роки тому +7

      War Thunder: *G91 and M3A3 Bradley destroy Maus in downtier*

    • @xboxine877
      @xboxine877 3 роки тому

      Just muas died

  • @strikersnipe
    @strikersnipe 2 роки тому +165

    as a german i have to say: i LOVE the german accent for the maus and the way you made this video

  • @GnomeMemer1
    @GnomeMemer1 3 роки тому +123

    7:00
    french shells don't exist, they can't hurt you.
    french shells:

    • @adame.9469
      @adame.9469 3 роки тому +5

      Lé zööm

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. 2 роки тому +2

      French tanks: I feel treś bon

    • @MICHALBM5
      @MICHALBM5 8 місяців тому

      They can't hurt but they surrender

  • @wotaddictglobal
    @wotaddictglobal Рік тому +2

    13:14 "Well folks, we've tried dropping tanks on it, we've tried pushing him off a cliff. We've even tried bombarding him with some of the largest artillery pieces known to man! With my personal deductive reasoning, and all the research we have acquired, I can assure you, there is nothing that can destroy the Maus. Absolutely nothing! Oh, what's this???"
    Tier 1 MS-1 proceeds to RAM/AMMO RACK the Maus.
    "Are you f***ing kidding me???"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Veilron_
    @Veilron_ 4 роки тому +162

    I dont know how to say this but... THIS WAS BLOODY AWESOME

  • @Marc-zi4vg
    @Marc-zi4vg 3 роки тому +74

    Y know as a former wot player this reminded me of an era long ago when almost everyone in the community felt this way from the bottom to top tier, happy times

    • @warhawk4494
      @warhawk4494 3 роки тому +2

      better times. lol I miss those days too. have a good day.

  • @edgychico9311
    @edgychico9311 3 роки тому +92

    Meanwhile in War Phunder, Maus gets boom by a Sturmpanzer or shooting it's lower side track to detonate it's ammunition rack tricky shoot for that.

    • @TR33ZY_CRTM
      @TR33ZY_CRTM 3 роки тому +10

      Or, a BMP-1 literally melts through its armor using an ATGM.
      TL;DR, the Maus in WT suffers

    • @forthecrusade9532
      @forthecrusade9532 3 роки тому +1

      Or pe8 with a 5000kg bomb

    • @privateer7766
      @privateer7766 3 роки тому

      Or 7 bombers 8 attackers all bomb the maus

  • @artic3615
    @artic3615 Рік тому +9

    9:20 *Glitch after seeing that something he worked on went bad*

  • @yggdrasilburnes
    @yggdrasilburnes 2 роки тому +615

    Fun Fact: The Maus was originally designed to be mounted on a train car.

    • @Yeahboii7648
      @Yeahboii7648 2 роки тому +36

      Well that explains alot

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 2 роки тому +30

      It took 200 men to assemble the train tank
      Edit actually it was 4000

    • @dejvidtusek1736
      @dejvidtusek1736 2 роки тому +7

      @@w0lf29 the suchuwere gustav?

    • @w0lf29
      @w0lf29 2 роки тому +3

      @@dejvidtusek1736 yes

    • @anothergermanmain
      @anothergermanmain 2 роки тому +10

      The e100 was almost finished but the soviets took the land where where factory was. The chassis was done. Then the brits took and and eventually scrapped it. The Maus never started official production

  • @ZaobaoClickbait
    @ZaobaoClickbait 2 роки тому +61

    Maus: Hold on im AFK-
    Litteraly all the tanks: Tries to kill him

    • @K-S-Z_00
      @K-S-Z_00 2 роки тому +2

      Merciless Sniper 1: hold my oil

  • @ravenrox9776
    @ravenrox9776 3 роки тому +396

    This was funny as hell, and it's true because whenever i play my Maus, the only damage i seem to take that is considerable is from Russian vehicles in WOT.

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 2 роки тому +7

      for me it's either Soviet or British(somehow)

    • @adrianfrancisdeterala793
      @adrianfrancisdeterala793 2 роки тому +7

      at the end the small tank ramed in to the maus the other tank said what the f#ck

    • @nighthaste4311
      @nighthaste4311 2 роки тому +3

      Even in blitz, I play using German tanks and most Russian tanks can kill me with two to three shots

    • @Mr_Roomba_
      @Mr_Roomba_ 2 роки тому

      Have you been destroyed by artillery before

    • @saintdog9625
      @saintdog9625 2 роки тому +1

      Many soviets has 320-340 heats which are good against perpendicular armor

  • @eiite4578
    @eiite4578 Рік тому +1

    I was half expecting it to be a P.1000 Ratte to destroy the Maus.

    • @KenjiSate
      @KenjiSate 2 місяці тому

      Aren't they cousins they Germans

  • @vaporwave2359
    @vaporwave2359 3 роки тому +95

    imagine shooting a tank in the back of its turret killing all crew members and it says "199/200 HP"

    • @picklesgamerxd096
      @picklesgamerxd096 2 роки тому +5

      🤣

    • @IAmAdam2009
      @IAmAdam2009 Рік тому

      More like " -1 hit points" (From 2850 hp to 2849 hp)
      hp = hit points or a.k.a. health

    • @lazibayer
      @lazibayer Рік тому +2

      Stalin: if the crew members die, the crew members following the tank will get in and keep charging.

  • @aregularperson1357
    @aregularperson1357 3 роки тому +322

    The Maus: This is fine
    A very smol tank: *RAMS INTO THE MAUS*
    The Maus: * ded *

  • @CsehCsaba
    @CsehCsaba 3 роки тому +451

    Lol. Maus is simply not a factor in this meta

    • @francoisthailande2440
      @francoisthailande2440 3 роки тому +9

      Depends if you are farming to get the 3rd MoE, Maus, as well as E100 and Type 5 are such great hp pinatas that it's hard to ignore them when you meet one.

    • @CsehCsaba
      @CsehCsaba 3 роки тому +1

      @@francoisthailande2440 I do not know. in the battles I play these are only mountains of HP, easy to farm. Like a TOG

    • @zanwrightmfwr756
      @zanwrightmfwr756 3 роки тому +5

      I still like playing the Maus. Free HP pinatas for you, free German enjoyment for me

    • @Solnoric
      @Solnoric 3 роки тому +3

      It's fun to see two of them duel though. The rest of the match stopped so we could all watch.

    • @du42bz
      @du42bz 2 роки тому

      Hello comrade

  • @OOHGUST
    @OOHGUST Рік тому +1

    “No refunds” hits hard

  • @PeanutImperium
    @PeanutImperium 3 роки тому +215

    In War Thunder a 5000 KG bomb from the PE-8 would reck the Maus and make every rage quit

    • @sprait3128
      @sprait3128 3 роки тому +10

      Fab-5000 go brrrrrr

    • @fullgetsu4171
      @fullgetsu4171 3 роки тому +4

      The damn PE8 with that bomb is a damn nuke

    • @sprait3128
      @sprait3128 3 роки тому +7

      @@fullgetsu4171 but smol

    • @fullgetsu4171
      @fullgetsu4171 3 роки тому +3

      @@sprait3128 the nuke u can get is fat man the pe8 is little boy

    • @穎-z4p
      @穎-z4p 3 роки тому +1

      @Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий but you can kill alot of them with 5000kg

  • @Freak859
    @Freak859 3 роки тому +261

    "Le Zoom!" He he he, makes my Day!
    Anyone noticed the Duck Tank (AMX-40) in the Background at 1:38 ? "Le Quack!"

    • @ms-06zakuii94
      @ms-06zakuii94 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Matth3ron
      @Matth3ron 3 роки тому

      In WoT Blitz Asia server. I never seen anyone who have this tank and it's only me that have it.

    • @Jonathan_rasmussen
      @Jonathan_rasmussen 3 роки тому

      @@Matth3ron It's because your superior to everybody else

    • @Matth3ron
      @Matth3ron 3 роки тому

      @@Jonathan_rasmussen Well, now theres another operation came out and it gave players AMX 40

    • @owenmatthew1900
      @owenmatthew1900 3 роки тому +1

      Its hiding in the pond in the pond grass

  • @paulstockman9691
    @paulstockman9691 3 роки тому +70

    i wish i had that kind of armor to resist, repulse, and defeat agressive jungle earth beings with their endless bag full of tricks and projections. absolutely inspired allegorical hilarious from beginning to end. i'm sure willie of the shaking spear along with charlie chaplin would call it a play full of master pieces, and would envy your modern tools and independence in reaching toward the totality of creative expression ... it is no hyperbole to say i don't think i'll ever hear a human whistle again without chuckling from the memory of your designed context...and as john the talking dog would say after receiving a treat "tanks a lot" timachinima!

  • @Miscboiyt
    @Miscboiyt Рік тому +1

    i have watched this about 10 times in the past 2 years and it never fails to make me laugh.

  • @matt-yq8td
    @matt-yq8td 3 роки тому +155

    The british accent makes it even more perfect

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 3 роки тому +84

    War thunder players destroying a maus with a tiny little Italian boi: *insert photo of Leonardo de-plantation-owner smirking*

    • @BobuxGuy
      @BobuxGuy 3 роки тому +3

      U saying R3 can destroy the mouse?

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter 3 роки тому +4

      @@BobuxGuy it’s been done before, it will be done again, but I meant the l3 33

    • @magnum6763
      @magnum6763 3 роки тому

      You can kill maus with L33 in War Thunder. Same with the Locust and ASU-57. Most smallbois can kill the maus cuz the hull top is weak

    • @patricksjemario757
      @patricksjemario757 3 роки тому

      This is not War Thunder this World of Tanks

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 3 роки тому +1

      @@magnum6763 Assuming you can actually drive the freaking Locust. Have they fixed that stupid thing yet, or do the brakes still randomly and spontaneously activate for no reason whatsoever? Felt like the thing had a gearbox that was conveniently busted from the factory. Before the update broke it, the Locust was my favorite.
      My favorite memories from WT were parking the Locust right next to a beefy boi that was trying to capture a point and they could neither complete the capture, move, nor shoot me. Utterly helpless, and even their teammates struggle to notice me. Friggin hilarious.

  • @Scarletraven87
    @Scarletraven87 3 роки тому +328

    The easiest way to get the Maus are Knock Knock jokes, followed by a hand granade down the commander cupola.
    Or shot at the tracks and starve out the crew.

    • @gordita6845
      @gordita6845 3 роки тому +8

      doesn't really qualify as destroying the maus now is it?

    • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
      @BM-13_KATYUSHA 2 роки тому +2

      Idk bro, nuke it?

    • @azuregojira4776
      @azuregojira4776 2 роки тому

      @@BM-13_KATYUSHA could tank it. (Got the joke 😏 😭😂😂) other then Radiation poisoning

    • @Thailandball1008
      @Thailandball1008 2 роки тому

      I got what you mean

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 2 роки тому

      Or a mud pit.

  • @KaijuLanes
    @KaijuLanes Рік тому +2

    Dude made a whole reality show about how indestructable the Maus tank really is.

  • @Babatheboi_
    @Babatheboi_ 3 роки тому +160

    POV: After the light clears the Maus is still alive

  • @Nuclearhero_e
    @Nuclearhero_e 2 роки тому +162

    Maus: I am unkillable
    Is-7: Are you sure about that?

    • @erwincalabia
      @erwincalabia Рік тому +1

      idk

    • @aaronfalcon3152
      @aaronfalcon3152 Рік тому +4

      IS-7 and Maus just stare at eachother if they meet frontally.

    • @Nuclearhero_e
      @Nuclearhero_e Рік тому +1

      @@aaronfalcon3152 IS-7 better ammo would shred the Maus

    • @jacobklier278
      @jacobklier278 Рік тому

      If the IS-7 and Maus pushing each other front to front, the IS-7 has an extremely high chance of winning because of how short it is, and it's turret armor.

    • @CommanderEmmerich
      @CommanderEmmerich 11 місяців тому

      APFSDS Ammo left the chat

  • @ItzMinaAimi_
    @ItzMinaAimi_ 2 роки тому +103

    I love how in the video, the Maus is just absolutely chill and he doesn't even care about the fact everyone is trying to kill him, he's like : 💀💀💀

    • @candybentley9009
      @candybentley9009 2 роки тому +5

      It has thick aromar

    • @edluga
      @edluga Рік тому

      Я когда играю на маусе:💀💀☠️💀💀☠️💀

    • @Emotionaldamage-h4z
      @Emotionaldamage-h4z 3 місяці тому

      More like 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @Comedycontrys
    @Comedycontrys 7 місяців тому

    7:22 "i don't think that bridge will hold you"
    The maus: bro are you calling me fat🤨

  • @fastbasicanswersthatumight1910
    @fastbasicanswersthatumight1910 3 роки тому +40

    Alternative title: Commander gets his troops and friends kill while an small tank and a Bomber plane can just destroy it

  • @unsightedraptor8201
    @unsightedraptor8201 3 роки тому +69

    KV-2 kills everything except the Maus and the narrator, misses the Maus, shell travels across the world, comes back and kills the KV-2 lol.

  • @SomeFurryOnline
    @SomeFurryOnline 2 роки тому +30

    7:22* "I dont think that bridge will be able to hold you" Maus' mind: f a t

  • @BlueBell-tu6gp
    @BlueBell-tu6gp Рік тому +1

    KV-2's final? bullet/shell: goes ZOO! thru every country but LE ZOO! thru france! everyone else: wow! kv-2, you have killed everyone BUT the maus! why did i ever think this was gonna work.

  • @YourAverageGuy12345
    @YourAverageGuy12345 2 роки тому +177

    11:15If your gonna destroy the Maus u need to actually hit it imao
    Reality: *you need Yamato’s 460mm to destroy the Maus*

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. 2 роки тому +15

      And even the Bismarck

    • @gamejunk2707
      @gamejunk2707 2 роки тому +14

      Any battleship gun can easily destroy a Maus without even looking

    • @amyerwin2276
      @amyerwin2276 2 роки тому +1

      @@gamejunk2707 r/woooosh

    • @I-KNIGHT-OF-YOUTUBE-I
      @I-KNIGHT-OF-YOUTUBE-I 2 роки тому +4

      I prefer the Satsuma's 510mm

    • @bricefleckenstein9666
      @bricefleckenstein9666 2 роки тому +1

      Nah, I've killed more than a few Maus with a turret hit with my T95 (and NON-premium ammo).
      About 50/50 pen if you know where to hit it.

  • @brokenuser-fw7xk
    @brokenuser-fw7xk 3 роки тому +26

    7:05
    Genarel : well it looks like the kv2 shot itself

  • @robloxer2992
    @robloxer2992 2 роки тому +16

    11:27 That salvo was amazing!

  • @Upgraded_large_teslamen
    @Upgraded_large_teslamen 3 місяці тому +1

    Even after 3 years its still a masterpiece 😀

  • @Monarchystler
    @Monarchystler 2 роки тому +337

    This was the funniest comedy ever
    The self destructing kv2 was very
    accurate because in WoT i keep missing shots with that derp, that part got me laughing so much
    Seriously though, this channel is UNDERRATED. Good russian accent too lol and plus high quality videos

  • @comradevlad7459
    @comradevlad7459 3 роки тому +18

    I’m assuming you used a Deathstar rather than the Doombarn because the Deathstar would’ve survived the obliteration of the universe, but the Doombarn would not. Saving as many lives as possible even in class. Truly a good chap

  • @mikaelbalag7064
    @mikaelbalag7064 3 роки тому +19

    3:30 The dude legit just stopped domestic violence between tanks

  • @DarkButz
    @DarkButz 10 місяців тому +1

    Jesus, what is all that junk on top of that Maus? Thing was already heavy enough and WG thought "I know, let's put half a Wirbelwind on top of it too!"

  • @X-Demon
    @X-Demon 3 роки тому +42

    13:40 "Are you f*uckung kidding me?!?"😂😂😭

    • @Kianrrr
      @Kianrrr 3 роки тому +6

      13:43

    • @FarReal
      @FarReal 3 роки тому +2

      F*cking kidding me

  • @exoticdachoo007
    @exoticdachoo007 3 роки тому +60

    The mouse drowning section reminded me of cave men hunting a mammoth in far cry primal lol

  • @panzerschiff9805
    @panzerschiff9805 3 роки тому +72

    Meanwhile in another tank focused game:
    Maus: exists.
    Cold war MBT's and ATGMS: *Hello there*

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 3 роки тому +3

      Dont forget the 183mm hesh

    • @briannormant3622
      @briannormant3622 3 роки тому +2

      Meanwhile the same game, a M24, a puma or a Sturmpanzer2 can obliterate the enemy the in a 10.7 match

    • @NotGrimman
      @NotGrimman 3 роки тому +2

      maus unexist since update 1.91

    • @Contrabasstubone
      @Contrabasstubone 3 роки тому +1

      What Maus?

    • @magnum6763
      @magnum6763 3 роки тому

      You can still get it every now and then if you get at least 1 RP on it

  • @lilikbelly3804
    @lilikbelly3804 22 дні тому +1

    Maus: Ey! We're All The Tanktalities!

  • @afg2987
    @afg2987 3 роки тому +128

    Ofcourse, the "Merciless Sniper-1" can do it

    • @adame.9469
      @adame.9469 3 роки тому +5

      Should be renamed to "merciless-rammer-1"

    • @Matth3ron
      @Matth3ron 3 роки тому +2

      @@adame.9469 MR-1

  • @keeburnett1823
    @keeburnett1823 3 роки тому +11

    The kv-2 killing itself brings new meaning to the phrase “everything comes full circle”.

  • @libertyprime76
    @libertyprime76 3 роки тому +130

    10:10 seems like Britannia does not rule the waves any more Maus does

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 3 роки тому +12

      Fun Fact:the Maus can actually turn into a submarine

    • @ohyeah833
      @ohyeah833 3 роки тому +3

      @The Tank On Crack well, it could go underwater to cross rivers. That is really more of an example of how laughable it is because it couldn't cross bridges so they need it to be able to drive through a river.

    • @battleshipfan3435
      @battleshipfan3435 3 роки тому +3

      Fun fact: Maus's engine was for a submarine (or was it the Rate)

    • @commandershirakamifubukiav9680
      @commandershirakamifubukiav9680 3 роки тому

      submarine tank

  • @68poundercarronade
    @68poundercarronade Рік тому +1

    2:16 loved how no one noticed this reference

  • @samuelju2
    @samuelju2 3 роки тому +9

    10:30
    Using WOWS cannon sound, you are a genius lol

  • @TatarProductions
    @TatarProductions 3 роки тому +21

    I bet this will be a golden, nostalgic treasure for next 5 years.

  • @kenankalamujic6677
    @kenankalamujic6677 3 роки тому +42

    The TOG battleship would make Jingles happy

  • @mateuszliwenda889
    @mateuszliwenda889 Рік тому +1

    Bro's at the end like Ohhhhhh what's this...... ARE YOu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MiokosWorld
    @MiokosWorld 3 роки тому +62

    7:40 Top 10 anime betrayals

  • @Epsilon-18
    @Epsilon-18 3 роки тому +9

    8:47 "Nice prank bro, but we got to get a move-on, come one!"

  • @kendrajoycelato6663
    @kendrajoycelato6663 3 роки тому +16

    "Smole tank destroys thick tank by rammming"
    Everyone:is it stalin power?
    Stalin:its stalinum armor my friend

    • @random_ness1145
      @random_ness1145 3 роки тому

      Superior Stalinium against pathetic Adolfinium

  • @Xx_StormChasingdude_xX
    @Xx_StormChasingdude_xX Рік тому +2

    I love how mr maus is soo child about the fact that everyone is trying to kill him

  • @tanker1151
    @tanker1151 3 роки тому +15

    "And remember NO refunds"
    Is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard lmao

  • @mort6313
    @mort6313 3 роки тому +15

    10:34 the entire flee: drowns

  • @thanho2282
    @thanho2282 3 роки тому +16

    3:41 We don't drop things on the Maus. We drop... the Maus. 😂😂😂 Oh my God this voice.