r/Facepalm | uh,.... that's not a dog....

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  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 4 роки тому +10464

    Coyote be like, _"Don't tell her bro. I got it good here."_

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +879

      🥺🥺🥺

    • @noobo569
      @noobo569 4 роки тому +159

      @@EmKay yeah dont tell er

    • @oracle14
      @oracle14 4 роки тому +112

      Username (kinda) checks out

    • @ElementofKindness
      @ElementofKindness 4 роки тому +53

      @@oracle14 😅 Oh, um. Thank you Dashie!

    • @oracle14
      @oracle14 4 роки тому +29

      @@ElementofKindness no prob 😁

  • @charlieapples9373
    @charlieapples9373 4 роки тому +4809

    Coyote: _sees humans showering dogs with food, belly rubs, toys and shelter in exchange for just hanging out with them_
    “...I can do that.”

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 роки тому +158

      Charlie Goin
      I mean we befriended wolves, I REPEAT WOLVES. I think we can do that to coyotes.

    • @deviantaffinity1626
      @deviantaffinity1626 4 роки тому +55

      ...Proceeds to eat cat.

    • @FenLupimo
      @FenLupimo 4 роки тому +57

      @@deviantaffinity1626 I would NEVER eat a cat... they are nice boys too
      human flesh has more vitamins

    • @johnf1402
      @johnf1402 4 роки тому +23

      Massacre no, the COYOTES eat cats

    • @FenLupimo
      @FenLupimo 4 роки тому +17

      @@johnf1402 I mean.. is a joke
      I meant to @charlie

  • @Anreii
    @Anreii 4 роки тому +3922

    That coyote is still part of the good boi club, just look at him enjoying those head pats lookin so happy and confused. Top tier good boi

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +271

      yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic 4 роки тому +17

      You must not have any nerves I takes it.

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii 4 роки тому +111

      @@lethauntic Hell no I'm an anxious wreck lol, doesn't mean I can't appreciate this good boi at the very least gentle enough to be picked up, put in a car on someone's lap and petted

    • @Megaraptor99
      @Megaraptor99 4 роки тому +21

      Every boi is top tier boi

    • @shordyland
      @shordyland 4 роки тому +6

      666th like

  • @Stitchu27
    @Stitchu27 4 роки тому +6661

    Okay but the coyote is still an honorary good boy I mean just look at him

    • @noambracha2495
      @noambracha2495 4 роки тому +409

      Ikr he looked like happy and confused. Definitely good boy

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 4 роки тому +163

      he *g o o d b o i*

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 роки тому +164

      He's a confused boy

    • @bbl4st3edd69
      @bbl4st3edd69 4 роки тому +157

      I mean he is just vibbin

    • @Kerosene.
      @Kerosene. 4 роки тому +99

      yesterday: WOMAN HAS BEEN BRUTALLY MURDERED BY COYOTE

  • @spencibidy
    @spencibidy 3 роки тому +267

    “This girl rescued a coyote thinking it was a dog”
    Me: she’s confused, but she’s got the spirit

    • @hopelessheathen8190
      @hopelessheathen8190 3 роки тому +11

      I'm sure they both would enjoy a life together i mean he would get free food attention and toys

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 3 роки тому

      except a coyote is a dog.

    • @bdafinnest5959
      @bdafinnest5959 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ghorda9 not really

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 3 роки тому +1

      @@bdafinnest5959 it's a canine.

    • @skyhiireke5027
      @skyhiireke5027 3 роки тому +3

      @@Ghorda9 Coyotes eat dogs

  • @nastykhan7746
    @nastykhan7746 4 роки тому +1846

    Coyote's face on second picture is like: "I have no idea the hell is going on, but ok."

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +89

      Coyote be like: Hi what`s up you guys and Welcome Back to Em Kay

    • @Frvnt888
      @Frvnt888 4 роки тому +24

      @@EmKay Damien, you need to say "Hey guys, and welcome back to Emkay. My namien is Damien and to day we will be looking through *insert subreddit here*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +31

      @@Frvnt888 In the next video Damien should totally say "Oooh! Ooo la la shiny!! Oooo ahahaha!!! Ahahahaha!!!! Eeee~ Ooohhh~ Ehehehe~ Oh wowie!!! Oh wowie zowie ahaha!!! Yes ahaha!!! Yes!!!!" Sincerely, EmKay hand

    • @ooigte3390
      @ooigte3390 4 роки тому +32

      @@EmKay .... r/ihadastroke?

    • @Frvnt888
      @Frvnt888 4 роки тому +8

      @@ooigte3390 yeees

  • @AdelaideBeemanWhite
    @AdelaideBeemanWhite 4 роки тому +2632

    Just above “can deaf people speak” was “can deaf people think,” which I find to be quite disturbing.

    • @johnuferbach9166
      @johnuferbach9166 4 роки тому +367

      maybe that question is meant to be about verbalization of thoughts? (as in... speaking in your head when thinking^^)

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 роки тому +88

      There are people who do think that having a physical disability renders someone completely incapable of doing a single thing for themselves. It’s ridiculous.

    • @cillian9663
      @cillian9663 4 роки тому +16

      @Crimson Liar yep true but it really really sounds bad and they can barely talk. So they can still talk to themselves in their head.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 роки тому +46

      Crimson Liar not necessarily. Some deaf people don’t speak, and some do, it depends on the person. As for deaf speech, that also varies from person to person.

    • @aquabitxh9770
      @aquabitxh9770 4 роки тому +5

      Μany deaf people can't talk you know.

  • @radicalyoungster1072
    @radicalyoungster1072 4 роки тому +744

    When I was like 10 I brought a coyote pup in my house and took care of him for almost a year he was great my mother finally realized oh shit this is a coyote and took him to a vet and told them the situation that he has been used to human beings and has really never been to the wild they put him in a sanctuary since he was unfit to return to the wild

    • @berca6420
      @berca6420 4 роки тому +41

      Wtf, you took care and never was with him at the doctor

    • @muffinsonly2614
      @muffinsonly2614 4 роки тому +16

      Shit, you must've been that kid in school who didn't care.

    • @therajanghunter1911
      @therajanghunter1911 4 роки тому +163

      The hell are these replies if they have been told to give it to a place where is can LEGALLY live then its fucking fine you dont have to scream "thats wrong" fuck off also i checked and it's illegal to own a coyote without a license so you wanted them to be arrested or invite random coyotes to their back garden FUCK YOU

    • @mexc7279
      @mexc7279 4 роки тому +81

      @@therajanghunter1911 thank you someone with common sense for once in these replies.

    • @therajanghunter1911
      @therajanghunter1911 4 роки тому +2

      @boxy the turtle man i like that username

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 роки тому +3026

    Coyote: "I'm not sure what's happening here, but I'm not complaining."

    • @bubbliibiotch931
      @bubbliibiotch931 4 роки тому +16

      lmao 😂

    • @grayspacer
      @grayspacer 4 роки тому +50

      It can be a dog if it wants to, I mean...
      It could also be a coyote faking it but hey, we don’t talk about that-

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 роки тому +7

      XD

    • @eccoeco3454
      @eccoeco3454 4 роки тому +10

      It's all well and good until it eats the cat

    • @eccoeco3454
      @eccoeco3454 4 роки тому +12

      @@RainbowKitty1425 it's a predator it does not know any better It eats animals to survive and defends its territory from other competing carnivores in any case a cat is seen as either a prey or a competitor.
      It's already difficult to get adult tamed animals that didn't grow together to share the same home with a wild animal I fear that it is near impossible but who knows maybe she hadn't any pets nor have the neighbour and all shall end well

  • @S_Boomer98
    @S_Boomer98 4 роки тому +2754

    10:37 - That poor father... Doesn't even realize what he is doing...

  • @Japieeh
    @Japieeh 4 роки тому +819

    "Hey there kid, whats your name"
    "Im Jack Ingof"
    *waitress has visible confusion*

    • @gamerbros3431
      @gamerbros3431 4 роки тому +20

      and I’m joe

    • @nicolasfernandeztaboada1656
      @nicolasfernandeztaboada1656 4 роки тому +32

      Gamer Bros who are you again?

    • @justin-7887
      @justin-7887 4 роки тому +3

      Btw. that post got deleted.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +67

      Waitress: OK Jack What do u want
      Jack: Chicken Schnitzel thank u for respecting my name
      Waitress: No problem cya

    • @Japieeh
      @Japieeh 4 роки тому +48

      @@EmKay *fast forward 20 years*
      "Oh wow I remember you! You're Jack Ingof right?"
      *turns around*
      "No? I'm just shopping"
      _entire store goes in complete silence_

  • @-lemon_poppity-199
    @-lemon_poppity-199 4 роки тому +1700

    I’m deaf and when i heard “Can deaf people hear?” I lost hope.

  • @cyclingcycles7953
    @cyclingcycles7953 4 роки тому +1150

    I was coming home late at night and I said to my deaf roommate "Shh, be quiet" and he was quite understanding.

    • @cgbarnwell1110
      @cgbarnwell1110 4 роки тому +14

      how the heck does a comment get 46 likes and not have a reply yet and yes im the 1st reply

    • @Focafoxxi
      @Focafoxxi 4 роки тому +5

      @@cgbarnwell1110 who knows lel

    • @LavaXD
      @LavaXD 4 роки тому +1

      @@cgbarnwell1110 well im third

    • @cyclingcycles7953
      @cyclingcycles7953 4 роки тому +4

      @@cgbarnwell1110 Redditors, probably, idk.

    • @user-me3rt5lt2k
      @user-me3rt5lt2k 4 роки тому +7

      Kids will be like " BuT dEaF pEoPlE cAn'T hEaR "

  • @Moosh_
    @Moosh_ 4 роки тому +355

    To be honest though like that coyote is just like “I am doggo”

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +22

      Coyote be like: bark bark bark bark bar🐾k bark woof woof bark bark bark b🐾ark bark woof woofbark bark bark bark🐾 bark bark bark bark barwoof woofk bark bark bark ba🐾rk bark bark bark bwoof woofark bark 🐾bark bark bark bark bark barwoof woofk bark bark bark bark bar🐾k bark bark bark bark bark barwoof w🐾oofk bark bark bark bark bark bark

    • @Moosh_
      @Moosh_ 4 роки тому +12

      EmKay he do be like that

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +7

      @@Moosh_ thanks i'm glad u agree

    • @TONvlogs314
      @TONvlogs314 4 роки тому +2

      That Coyote thinks he’s a doggy and I love him. (Or her-)

    • @neoagent3
      @neoagent3 4 роки тому

      @@EmKay he rlly do be like dat

  • @ThatWolficorn
    @ThatWolficorn 4 роки тому +462

    That coyote is more confused than me trying to understand the homework

  • @not_fatalis
    @not_fatalis 4 роки тому +306

    Coyote: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @sheridan5175
      @sheridan5175 3 роки тому +1

      @Nickalis Cyr General kenobi

    • @GacktsOversizedTittiesYumYum
      @GacktsOversizedTittiesYumYum 3 роки тому +1

      @Nickalis Cyr nice Miles Edgeworth pfp

    • @Zuion_Art
      @Zuion_Art 3 роки тому

      @@sheridan5175 execute order 66
      -coyote with pats on the head

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 2 роки тому

      @@GacktsOversizedTittiesYumYum highkey wishing i could see the pfp now. it’s very rare seeing ace attorney fans in the wild lmaoo

  • @mikeplays8302
    @mikeplays8302 4 роки тому +503

    Me when I hear she Rescued a coyote thinking it was a Dog: "She's a little confused but she got the spirit"

    • @dominicwalli
      @dominicwalli 4 роки тому +1

      I think you are confused...theres no biological or scientifical difference between a coyote, and a dog, its only an order difference. Coyotes are technically and literally wild dogs, the only thing a canine needs to be considered a dog, is to be domesticated.

    • @mangeurdepizza9795
      @mangeurdepizza9795 4 роки тому

      @@dominicwalli But it still is a coyote.

    • @dominicwalli
      @dominicwalli 4 роки тому +1

      @@mangeurdepizza9795 What does that entail? A chihuahua is still a chihuahua, even if you call it a dog,canine, or pet.

  • @namename-ek1dr
    @namename-ek1dr 4 роки тому +622

    Fun fact: When I was 6 I thought that "Sure" meant maybe. So if my friends asked me to come outside, I would say "Sure," and just walk away and never go outside.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +94

      This sure is a good comment

    • @GENESIS_Ven
      @GENESIS_Ven 4 роки тому +7

      S A C R I F I C E

    • @Ketchupthe1st
      @Ketchupthe1st 4 роки тому +3

      Sacrifice

    • @WhatIsMyLif3
      @WhatIsMyLif3 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, they are still waiting!

    • @Sofrew
      @Sofrew 4 роки тому +26

      Person asks you: Will you marry me?
      You: Sure.
      *NEVER SHOWS UP TO THE WEDDING*

  • @reidheidler5138
    @reidheidler5138 4 роки тому +488

    "What do you call a bear without teeth?"
    "what"
    "What do you mean?"
    I don't get it.

    • @kikispears4749
      @kikispears4749 4 роки тому +70

      When you tell someone a joke they don't know, they are always going to ask,"What?" since they don't know the answer. But the joke teller just asked, "What do you mean?" You know the darn joke and they are supposed to ask what if they don't know the answer. Not get completly confused.

    • @Lethal_Ways
      @Lethal_Ways 4 роки тому +43

      @@kikispears4749still dont get it

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 4 роки тому +18

      this all could've been avoided if the second person just said "idk, what"

    • @Lethal_Ways
      @Lethal_Ways 4 роки тому +5

      @@tahutoa FKN EXPLAINNN

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 4 роки тому +23

      @@Lethal_Ways the first person was confused as to whether the second person was saying "what" as in "What the hell are you talking about" or "what" as in "I'm playing along with the joke, tell me _what_ you call a bear that's bla bla bla"

  • @BigZola
    @BigZola 3 роки тому +64

    Everyone thinking how confused coyote is, but i think his face really shows how hard it is to survive in the wild. When you look at the dog, you see a relaxed face. But when you look at this coyote, you can see how focused and cautious he looks.
    Yeah, he didnt give two shits about anyone, but he still looks like that.

    • @boringveil4783
      @boringveil4783 3 роки тому +2

      I mean I'd be shitting myself too if a random giant came, picked me up and put me inside some weird big box of metal

  • @mavendeo
    @mavendeo 4 роки тому +479

    Damien: "The thing with 'age gap,' it's a very sticky thing..."
    Joker: "Very poor choice of words."

    • @Stinker0610
      @Stinker0610 4 роки тому +21

      *Priests* would like a word with you.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +32

      Cum

    • @Cardboard_circle
      @Cardboard_circle 4 роки тому +8

      @@EmKay why was i banned in the discord

    • @Saturnares
      @Saturnares 4 роки тому +7

      @@Cardboard_circle you were being a very bad boy

    • @Cardboard_circle
      @Cardboard_circle 4 роки тому +5

      @@Saturnares i posted a meme about noodles, how was that bad though

  • @szorstkismuky3887
    @szorstkismuky3887 4 роки тому +180

    That Jack Ingof one broke me, wtf I was laughing for at least five minutes straight

    • @dragonknight3484
      @dragonknight3484 4 роки тому +4

      America explain

    • @Headlock123456789
      @Headlock123456789 4 роки тому +21

      Dragon Knight “Jack Ingof” sounds like “jacking off” which if you’re not already aware, is another way of saying “masturbating”.

    • @dragonknight3484
      @dragonknight3484 4 роки тому +4

      Headlock123456789 thx mate, how could I miss that tho

    • @Headlock123456789
      @Headlock123456789 4 роки тому +11

      Dragon Knight No problem. It’s not the worst thing to have go over your head.

    • @dragonknight3484
      @dragonknight3484 4 роки тому +4

      Headlock123456789 True ^^

  • @imperator4715
    @imperator4715 4 роки тому +615

    My uncle wore a sweater on Christmas where it was just Santa roasting him nuts over a campfire from a behind view, also the had a caption that said "Chestnuts roasting over an open fire."

    • @Blinkonceifyougay
      @Blinkonceifyougay 4 роки тому +17

      Logger Games Your uncle is hinting something to you

    • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
      @snarfymcsnarfface2323 4 роки тому +11

      I did not need this image in my head. WHY DO YOU DO THIS

    • @simplyunnoticeable55
      @simplyunnoticeable55 4 роки тому +6

      When you find something horrible, your natural instinct is to share it with others to spread the pain.

    • @owl2975
      @owl2975 4 роки тому

      All i hear from this video is fake laugh after fake laugh do better content

  • @rodrigobarron8859
    @rodrigobarron8859 3 роки тому +61

    The Coyote be like: If I kill the lady that’s food for a day, if I don’t that’s food for a lifetime.

  • @Drawkcabi
    @Drawkcabi 4 роки тому +198

    "His 'WTF' face is priceless."
    Coyote: "I've had a lot of practice perfecting it. Though I much prefer it for this reason than for when I am running and suddenly realize there's no more ground beneath me."

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +5

      aww

    • @chrism8180
      @chrism8180 4 роки тому

      I want to know how she coaxed it into the car, they're very weary. I'm actually impressed by this

    • @Drawkcabi
      @Drawkcabi 4 роки тому

      @@chrism8180 It been hit by a car and was limping that's why she wanted to help it in the first place. She took it to the vet and they are the ones who told her it was a coyote and they would try to treat it and release it.

    • @chrism8180
      @chrism8180 4 роки тому +1

      @@Drawkcabi ok that makes sense

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 4 роки тому +378

    "girl rescues coyote thinking it's a dog"
    I mean, it's still a canine which is technically a dog.
    He's a good boy either way.

    • @lsuprecisionag4116
      @lsuprecisionag4116 4 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @dulcepalacios9760
      @dulcepalacios9760 4 роки тому +21

      Sorry to break it to you I just thought you may like to know 'pancho' as his rescuer called him died days after because he had been previously hit on the road. He was treated but they couldn't do much for him. R.I.P Pancho ❤️

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +18

      his name is timothy mcgee

    • @Lanurus
      @Lanurus 4 роки тому +7

      They get the name from the species not the genus (which are the same, it's canis for both coyotes and dogs), so they technically aren't dogs.

    • @cyanity1017
      @cyanity1017 4 роки тому +7

      @@Lanurus *ya ruined it*

  • @pillowmoment
    @pillowmoment 4 роки тому +549

    Asking if deaf people can hear is fine
    But-
    “Can they think?”
    I’m sorry? What? What the hell?

    • @masteroogway1372
      @masteroogway1372 4 роки тому +9

      not funny, also; gacha cringe

    • @ieattermites
      @ieattermites 4 роки тому +32

      I mean, some “Deaf” people can hear to some degree. The same way “blind” people can sometimes see to some degree.
      And to everyone commenting r/gachalifecringe, why?

    • @masteroogway1372
      @masteroogway1372 4 роки тому +6

      S_U_N_N_Y S_T_A_R_Z welp I’m pretty sure u haven’t met either a blind or a deaf.

    • @sans4124
      @sans4124 4 роки тому +3

      @@masteroogway1372 I met you

    • @masteroogway1372
      @masteroogway1372 4 роки тому +1

      Dalek, is that supposed to be an insult? Let me know.

  • @kys3771
    @kys3771 4 роки тому +223

    That Coyote be like: "I don't know what's happening but I'll accept it"

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 4 роки тому +11

      or he thinks 'almost, i almost had that roadrunner but then this human came along...wait-free food and boarding? bye, roadrunner.

    • @beebromley
      @beebromley 3 роки тому +1

      Coyotes face is priceless

  • @isaacsmith1653
    @isaacsmith1653 4 роки тому +452

    Damion: age Gap is a sticky thing like 20 and 23.
    My guy, there years after 18 is nothing. An age Gap is like a decade

    • @kaibamar
      @kaibamar 4 роки тому +10

      Ikkandor he says that 20 and 23 is fine bc theyre over 18

    • @q_w0ckk
      @q_w0ckk 4 роки тому +15

      Hmm yes, *Damion*

    • @BastaGenug
      @BastaGenug 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe he'll realize some day how dim it is to get bothered by other people's relationships. Btw, a decade is nothing when you get older. (Only talking about legally consenting adults here.)
      edited because original post was too harsh

    • @anonimnianonimus9774
      @anonimnianonimus9774 4 роки тому +3

      Ah yes "Domian"

    • @gnatlan
      @gnatlan 4 роки тому +2

      when my mom was 12 my dad was 18.
      twice's momo is 23 and superjunior's heechul is 36. a 13 year age gap but they still dating i-
      WHEN SHE WAS 3 HE WAS 16 WEHTAYSGWHDHUJJ

  • @canadiancrusade9898
    @canadiancrusade9898 4 роки тому +505

    Canada- don’t feed the wildlife you will encourage them.
    America- don’t feed the homeless you will encourage them

    • @zeliumite
      @zeliumite 4 роки тому +22

      Me- don't feed the stupid you will encourage them

    • @lethauntic
      @lethauntic 4 роки тому +5

      Not sure where you heard this, but fuk dem 'Mericans

    • @deviantaffinity1626
      @deviantaffinity1626 4 роки тому +2

      Lol!

    • @aldovillarreal4245
      @aldovillarreal4245 4 роки тому +2

      Canadian Crusade something people in Cali say

    • @alexisbalderas5555
      @alexisbalderas5555 4 роки тому +4

      lethauntic Don’t know why most people hate Americans

  • @GoldenSaddle
    @GoldenSaddle 4 роки тому +371

    The Lion King: Alternate Story

    • @xylerpunk7481
      @xylerpunk7481 4 роки тому +5

      Golden Saddle ‘the sequel’

    • @tonick2208
      @tonick2208 4 роки тому

      *what if it was scar x simba*

  • @wholesome_masochist4113
    @wholesome_masochist4113 4 роки тому +77

    Well at least the person who picked up the Coyote had their heart in the right place.

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 4 роки тому +70

    The coyote being mistaken for a dog reminds me of a story my grandad like telling about the time he stroked a fox thinking it was a dog. To be fair on his part, it was dark and the fox was letting him stroke it.

    • @dashiellsantelmann8645
      @dashiellsantelmann8645 4 роки тому +7

      that is such a cute story! I'd love to pet a fox!

    • @reabwoem1789
      @reabwoem1789 4 роки тому +2

      I once pet a fox too! I thought it was a cat cause it was quite hidden

    • @FordGTmaniac
      @FordGTmaniac 4 роки тому +1

      Huh... I thought wild foxes were too shy to interact with people that way. I've been told that foxes acting unusually chummy around people should be shot, because they probably have rabies.

    • @dashiellsantelmann8645
      @dashiellsantelmann8645 4 роки тому +3

      @@FordGTmaniac stop ruining it

    • @kaseyberube1810
      @kaseyberube1810 4 роки тому

      I envy him.

  • @-touya_todoroki
    @-touya_todoroki 4 роки тому +79

    But that coyote looks like such a good boy...XD

  • @thememergod9537
    @thememergod9537 4 роки тому +523

    Me: sees title
    Also me: cute dog
    Me: starts to read the title
    Also me: well……… im dumb

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 4 роки тому +38

      It isn't about being dumb to mistake a coyote for a dog. People who don't have much contact to coyotes or never have seen one before, probably won't recognize a coyote on first sight, if it also could be a mixed breed dog in their eyes.

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +59

      Silly!!! Stupid!!!!!!!!! Dunce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      coyote still cute though 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

    • @DaneHawthorne1313
      @DaneHawthorne1313 4 роки тому +25

      That coyote still looks like a very good boy.

    • @andrewscott5205
      @andrewscott5205 4 роки тому

      Shepherd Sam Hohhot would you use me also me me and also me you could have done me also me me again

    • @mahchestro9144
      @mahchestro9144 4 роки тому +7

      @@EmKay To be fair.
      At least she tried lmao.
      Which is way more than any of us can say.

  • @zhongxina8426
    @zhongxina8426 4 роки тому +52

    Coyote: "wtf, i dont need rescuing."

  • @makaylaserniotti1474
    @makaylaserniotti1474 4 роки тому +306

    Fun fact, deafness is a spectrum! Some of us can still hear some things.
    So yes, deaf people can kinda hear!

    • @melovekittie
      @melovekittie 4 роки тому +71

      Richard Rutledge false. This was pretty fun to find out. I didn’t know!

    • @tav7312
      @tav7312 4 роки тому +26

      Just like eyesight

    • @bruh-zw9hx
      @bruh-zw9hx 4 роки тому +15

      Makayla Serniotti, i was surprised people didn’t know this. I thought it was kinda just assumed

    • @makaylaserniotti1474
      @makaylaserniotti1474 4 роки тому +13

      @@bruh-zw9hx Most people don't know, it's honestly not shocking though because it's all in the name.
      Y'all should check out Rikki Poynter, she's a good deaf advocate who can explain it better than anyone I know.

    • @Rainbow__cookie
      @Rainbow__cookie 4 роки тому +4

      Can deaf people hear there voice in brain

  • @joannavarughese8736
    @joannavarughese8736 4 роки тому +214

    "Please introduce yourself!"
    "Im Jack ingof"
    "...."
    "very funny"

    • @pinpuff6457
      @pinpuff6457 4 роки тому +3

      Joanna Varughese I don’t get it .-. Someone help

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 роки тому +24

      Jack: "Believe me, I wish I was joking..."

    • @vojtechkliffordsky
      @vojtechkliffordsky 4 роки тому +2

      @@pinpuff6457 guess u too young

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 роки тому +2

      @@vojtechkliffordsky yeah I just checked his latest comment and he literally is a kid

    • @vojtechkliffordsky
      @vojtechkliffordsky 4 роки тому

      @@chillby4198 lmaoo

  • @lunkystraydog6572
    @lunkystraydog6572 4 роки тому +351

    0:24 and this is how we domesticated the dog, wait till he gets feed he's like and I am dogo.

    • @dooderbug2437
      @dooderbug2437 4 роки тому +4

      I've seen it done before lol

    • @GermAntibody
      @GermAntibody 4 роки тому +6

      @@blazingcobra7228 As someone that raised a rescue coyote in childhood-a real one, not a joke like this-that's not always true. I had mine since she was very young and she'd never have been happy in the wild. I'm assuming you mean in this context though-yeah, one that grew to adulthood in the wild would get depressed in a situation that made them feel boxed in in comparison, sure. My coyote never could be around small children, she'd try to kill them 100% of the time. I could never take her off her leash in public, ever. The times she lunged at playing cooing toddlers she'd fling herself at them so hard that she'd be completely airborne and she'd hit the end of her leash like hitting a wall and rip my shoulder half out. Still, half-wrecked shoulder is preferable to whole-wrecked toddler so I put up with it happening every time and never let go. She _ALWAYS_ hid from men wearing hats. She was not brave. Coyotes are brave with 98 friends at their back. They are not brave 1 on 1 unless there's something wrong with them like rabies or late-stage starvation. It makes sense that this one didn't go beserk when "rescued" the way some wild animals would have if she caught it without its giant mess of buddies nearby.

    • @riari6980
      @riari6980 4 роки тому

      He passed away 5 days after...

    • @dulcepalacios9760
      @dulcepalacios9760 4 роки тому

      @@riari6980 the weirdest thing to me is that this happened on my state on CD.victoria like wth? Nevertheless rip Pancho 😔❤️

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +2

      Coyote: hi i`am dog bark bark bark bark bark ba🐕rk bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark b🐕ark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark 🐕bark bark bark bark bark ba🐕rk bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark 🐕bark bark bark bark bark🐕 bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bar🐕k bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

  • @hdew12354
    @hdew12354 4 роки тому +38

    9:47 i really wish i could go up to whoever made the essay and say 'hey bud it's ok, but fun fact, they're called "extra vehicular activity" suits, or EVA suits!' like agh

  • @danykl9030
    @danykl9030 4 роки тому +285

    "Who's a good doggo?"
    It's not me isn't it cause i'm not a doggo :(
    "Wait what?"
    Yeah it's true
    *"IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT"*

    • @tomymommy2787
      @tomymommy2787 4 роки тому +5

      0:25 Coyote: *COYOTE. EXE has stopped responding, please reboot: Yes ; No*

    • @boozywink3107
      @boozywink3107 4 роки тому +1

      Nope they are actually easily scared away, and LOUD AF

  • @mako_eli1992
    @mako_eli1992 4 роки тому +238

    And so I said “Thats not a dog! That’s my wife!” Then sit com laugh that’s annoying as hell

    • @MrSimpleton
      @MrSimpleton 4 роки тому +6

      MaKo_Eli this is an episode of Seinfeld my guy

    • @mako_eli1992
      @mako_eli1992 4 роки тому

      Misterfatty25 bruh I know this Jacob

  • @Aya_02571
    @Aya_02571 4 роки тому +130

    3:28
    She must think that the one girl who said what’s on her shirt is a goddess.

  • @BrunaSilva-hs9sv
    @BrunaSilva-hs9sv 3 роки тому +18

    0:48 "He's in Portugal" I'm honored but he's actually in Brazil 😅

  • @poinappol
    @poinappol 4 роки тому +104

    "...Babies are too blame"
    Me: are you sure about that

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +17

      This baby is too blame 😔😔 The condition is incurable and he will die of Blame in three days

    • @poinappol
      @poinappol 4 роки тому +5

      @@EmKay o
      Well f*ck

  • @ratherande
    @ratherande 4 роки тому +181

    It’s ok to have an age gap as long as 1: they’re both consenting adults 2: it’s not some poor old man/woman being scammed 3: the older person is not manipulating the younger one

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra 4 роки тому +9

      I've noticed growing up a lot of my friends had parents that were about 1-10 years in difference with their age. I've always considered that gap at least quite normal.

    • @bekahsue418
      @bekahsue418 4 роки тому +19

      ratherande and to add on, that the older person isn’t in a position of power over the younger

    • @MelodicDragon97
      @MelodicDragon97 4 роки тому +5

      @@Xegethra Yeah, my dad was 10 years older than my mom. That's about the maximum difference I'd find normal, just my opinion

    • @ratherande
      @ratherande 4 роки тому +1

      Bekah Sue thank you I will add this

    • @diaryarts7005
      @diaryarts7005 4 роки тому +5

      My 60 y/o father was dating a 20 y/o girl.. they were both messed up and screwing with each other.. try again, chief

  • @eddmaster2841
    @eddmaster2841 4 роки тому +172

    im more confused of “can deaf people think” search

    • @dolphindrawings9331
      @dolphindrawings9331 4 роки тому +7

      dead people:

    • @nicholas8476
      @nicholas8476 4 роки тому

      ElectricRainbow I don’t think he understood lol

    • @justsomealligatorwithinter2115
      @justsomealligatorwithinter2115 4 роки тому +2

      Like what do they think in though, when you think it's usually with a little voice in ur head

    • @silverword1913
      @silverword1913 4 роки тому

      Deaf people think threw text and sign language like hearing people can hear there voice and text when thinking its kinda a no brainer dude bro ?

    • @megarazor88
      @megarazor88 4 роки тому

      @@silverword1913 hey jackass they dont know braille from birth they have to learn it before that. Theres actually some unpacking to that question even though it sounds absurd

  • @Passionlipp
    @Passionlipp 4 роки тому +8

    7:26
    Damien. The joke is the fact that cameras have gotten better and now more accurately capture things. Less glare. The earth has not moved further away from the sun.

  • @Avetho
    @Avetho 4 роки тому +291

    _[says a racist joke] [gets beaten on]_
    "Hey! I was joking!"
    "I know you were Joe King, you still are!"
    _Father, why did you name me this way?_

    • @aexxir
      @aexxir 4 роки тому +5

      Why why why

    • @jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      @jjuicy_wee_wee3800 4 роки тому +5

      Someone shouldn't be beaten up cause they told a joke

    • @ashleyx3530
      @ashleyx3530 4 роки тому +3

      @@jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      NOOOOOOO YOU CANT USE THE WORD PEOPLE USED TO CALL BLACK SLAVES TENS OF YEARS AGO!!!!
      hahaha n word go chicken nugget

    • @jjuicy_wee_wee3800
      @jjuicy_wee_wee3800 4 роки тому +3

      @@ashleyx3530 what are you saying?

  • @grubbs517
    @grubbs517 4 роки тому +127

    World's worst luck waiter:
    "I have a table for the Jack Ingof party! Table for Jack Ingof!"

    • @scampboxx
      @scampboxx 4 роки тому +3

      People who played Ace Attorney: *nervous sweating*

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 4 роки тому +10

      A few years ago i heard about a girl with a worse name. Her parents are big Alabama college football fans so they named her after the team.
      Krymsen Tyde.

    • @CaTastrophy427
      @CaTastrophy427 4 роки тому +1

      @@misterturkturkle I think I can top that. I know someone who's literally a "Mr. Name". He thought he was being funny when he chose to name his daughter "Jen-Erika" (that's her first name. It's like "John-Patrick". Odd, but...) when filling out the birth certificate info. His wife did not agree, when she woke up days after the not-so-easy birth. Said daughter did not bear that name for long. Said wife did not remain his wife for long either, for unrelated reasons... well, maybe related. He's still not sure if that daughter was his to begin with, but also doesn't want to know. He treats her as his kid, she treats him as her dad, and her biological mother can go rot in hell with her next four (last either of them heard, when she was 9) husbands for all they care.

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 4 роки тому +2

      @@CaTastrophy427 theres also the Arabian couple who named a kid Shi Thaed

    • @savannahjohnson633
      @savannahjohnson633 4 роки тому +1

      Poor kid...
      Dad to cashier: please.. I can't find my son can you call him over the p.a. system?!
      Cashier: sure what's his name?
      Dad: Jack Ingof
      Cashier: ya fuck off prick

  • @deliriouszora
    @deliriouszora 4 роки тому +133

    If you ever think you're stupid, I read "coyote" as "Cyclone" big face palm 🤦‍♂️

    • @burnttoast5938
      @burnttoast5938 4 роки тому +1

      Read or read?

    • @charsage1036
      @charsage1036 4 роки тому +4

      That happens with me all the time like read before I read some how.
      Well it give me something to laugh at so it's fine.

  • @flyingsimba
    @flyingsimba 3 роки тому +6

    Different title "Coyote experiences his first major endorphine rush after pets activated his former dog genetics"

  • @queenalice7483
    @queenalice7483 4 роки тому +59

    11:17 my mom got sick, went to the doctor and listed off her symptoms. This was during the flu season so it went like this
    "Have you had your flu shot?"
    "No."
    "....."
    "....."
    "Do you wanna guess what you have?"

  • @cookies245
    @cookies245 4 роки тому +49

    “he’s letting her pet her”

  • @sdfghuihef5602
    @sdfghuihef5602 4 роки тому +36

    UPS: *Is called UPS
    Damien: "USP"

    • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
      @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 4 роки тому +1

      Because of my mom, I was calling is USP for until I was like 15 and saw the letters while passing one of their trucks one day

    • @nelbraudo-441
      @nelbraudo-441 4 роки тому

      Guess he must be in the Video! 🤣

  • @doideraslucidas1917
    @doideraslucidas1917 3 роки тому +2

    00:48 "He's in Portugal" lol, Granja Portugal is a neighboorhood in the city of Fortaleza, Brazil.

  • @infinitesentient3545
    @infinitesentient3545 4 роки тому +64

    PC = Personal Computer. I doubt "portable" was even in the imagination when the term was coined. LOL

  • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
    @URFTBOUND4LIFE 4 роки тому +65

    Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself
    *Hand woman card* "Wile E. Coyote, Genius"

  • @girljellyfish
    @girljellyfish 4 роки тому +29

    5:22 that’s like saying “Do people outside of Australia celebrate Australia Day?”

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +3

      Well do they

    • @connormccarthy6741
      @connormccarthy6741 4 роки тому +2

      EmKay I mean, in Australia we celebrate the Queen of Britain’s Birthday

    • @mrinalshrestha7393
      @mrinalshrestha7393 4 роки тому +1

      Connor McCarthy cause she is reigning constitutional of australia

  • @SLENDERFREAK5127
    @SLENDERFREAK5127 4 роки тому +15

    1:56
    God, what I would give to send them all scurrying for their essential oils simply by walking in with a rusty knife.

  • @felipeneves7260
    @felipeneves7260 4 роки тому +67

    0:51
    He doesn't live in Portugal, thats the name of his farm. I guess thats going in R/facepa....wait a minute

  • @justaguywithagoodphoto4801
    @justaguywithagoodphoto4801 4 роки тому +62

    Saving a coyote and the only thing he was worried about was why they saved him and not they even grabbed him?

  • @4TheRecord
    @4TheRecord 4 роки тому +22

    2:46 No person should ever be arrested for feeding the homeless. Is eating from the bin more safer for the homeless? If safety is a concern why isn't the Government feeding them?

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 4 роки тому

      4TheRecord You’re absolutely right. But when you’re poisoning the homeless you should definitely go to jail.

    • @isaakberghe837
      @isaakberghe837 4 роки тому +4

      @@KarryKarryKarry I feel like a moron for asking, but what do you mean by that?

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 4 роки тому +1

      Silver Owens Sure if you believe that old man did it out of pure altruism. I don’t.....
      And your government doesn’t feed them because you people can’t grasp the concept of social welfare?!
      YOU HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND NOT WASTE THE MONEY ON CORRUPTION LIKE THE IDIOTS YOU ELECTED.

    • @isaakberghe837
      @isaakberghe837 4 роки тому +7

      @@KarryKarryKarry i was just asking, jeez.

    • @4TheRecord
      @4TheRecord 4 роки тому +4

      @@KarryKarryKarry That's common sense, of course if anyone poisons a person they go to prison for murder. That's how it works in every part of the world. Didn't you know that?

  • @Koko-rc3pz
    @Koko-rc3pz 3 роки тому +4

    "We saved you! You are safe now!"
    Coyote: You... did? Thanks??

  • @Frvnt888
    @Frvnt888 4 роки тому +140

    Coyote be like "hai fren, give pets for free?"
    Edit: Jack Ingof. RIP that kid.

    • @Vrbii
      @Vrbii 4 роки тому

      Csn you explain the jack to me?

    • @Frvnt888
      @Frvnt888 4 роки тому +2

      @@Vrbii oh you poor soul

    • @acapitala4936
      @acapitala4936 4 роки тому +1

      @@Vrbii Try removing the space between jack and ingof.

    • @gaminghuskyforlife
      @gaminghuskyforlife 4 роки тому +1

      I just realized it holy crap

  • @HaHaHannah1369
    @HaHaHannah1369 4 роки тому +41

    “Can deaf people hear” isn’t actually that dumb of a question. They actually sometimes can. Deafness is qualified by percentages. So like 50% is hearing impaired but like 80% is deaf. They actually can hear some. Especially with hearing aides or cochlear implants.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 4 роки тому +4

      Even completely deaf people can hear. If they hit their head really hard.
      When I hit my head I saw light flashes and heard a ringing sound. Hit my head so hard I got a concussion. Saw the flashes when I hit my head and heard the ringing when I was waking up.
      Maybe deaf people will get happy for hearing something?

    • @hughtheman9217
      @hughtheman9217 4 роки тому

      @@fishsauce2221The Sun Makes A Noise

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 4 роки тому

      @@hughtheman9217 Of course, it is a star. It makes noise on many frequencies.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 4 роки тому

      @Kevin Lee Yeah. Many of them are annoying however that means you cant hear if the computer power supply unit or a power adapters is starting to fail. Both computer and power adapters can catch fire when they fail. Even phones can make a high pitched sound the moment before they catch fire or explode. So I wouldnt say it is fantastic.
      You just have to take the bad with the good. I have hearing issues too, just not hearing loss. I cant hear people speak in a crowded room of people speaking. My brain cant filter out the background noises. Ive forgot what it is called. Highly annoying. Background static in phone calls mess with the hearing too. Can be as simple as a loud fan running.

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 роки тому

      Ok nerd

  • @maracabo1176
    @maracabo1176 4 роки тому +30

    0:48 Thats actualy a place called "Portugal" but its actually in Fortaleza, the capital of the state Ceara, this guy is from Brazil

    • @mimi8808
      @mimi8808 4 роки тому +1

      I was going to say that xD

    • @maracabo1176
      @maracabo1176 4 роки тому

      @@mimi8808 Itz braziliam too ?

    • @mimi8808
      @mimi8808 4 роки тому

      @@maracabo1176 No I am not xD

  • @thescout3546
    @thescout3546 3 роки тому +13

    The coyote like: *”bro please done tell her, this is good”*

  • @timothymarzelli3874
    @timothymarzelli3874 4 роки тому +207

    "If you judge people for how they like their steak" Ok yeah, but what about the heathens who put ketchup on their steak?

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 4 роки тому +26

      they're fine. As long as they don't put it on MY steak, it's ok.

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 4 роки тому +21

      I mean like, listen, even if you boil your steak well done and then drown it in mayonnaise, you're okay. If you enjoy that, I'm glad! Just don't serve it to me. Infact, before making anyone steak ask them about their preferences beforehand so everyone can be happy. Or, just don't cook steak for other people. there are so many other delicious, less controversial meals you can enjoy on a first date, and after you get to know them and their preferences then you can make them some good steak :D

    • @connorharris5231
      @connorharris5231 4 роки тому +2

      TopazDarkBlue , people do that!? Disgusting

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 4 роки тому +2

      @@connorharris5231 probably not, but still. If they like it, good for them.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 роки тому +4

      Put ketchup on your steak or order it well done and i will kick you the hell out. They should be crucified for their sins against steak.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +25

    “Can deaf people hear?”
    That would explain why Beethoven was able to make masterpieces

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 роки тому +6

      He wasn't actually deaf until he was in his 30s.

    • @dylanfagle3409
      @dylanfagle3409 4 роки тому +5

      @@MeCooper No shit

    • @2ethefirst318
      @2ethefirst318 4 роки тому +2

      Beethoven actually did continue to make music after he went deaf using a technique where he'd bite down on a rod attached to the piano, and be able to 'hear' the sound through the vibrations he would feel through the rod

  • @fuzzlenutberry
    @fuzzlenutberry 4 роки тому +44

    11:00 It's well known Trump prefers his steak well done. It's considered faux pas and chefs will usually give someone a low quality steak since it would be dry and tasteless anyways.

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 4 роки тому +3

      That's the most negitive thing I've believed about trump.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +7

      1. Chefs need to act right then 2. Fuck trump and all that, but about steaks: Some people like steaks well done. That shouldn’t be a faux pas, just an opinion about how people like to eat food they paid money for. I hope what you’re saying isn’t true, because ffs, if I pay money to eat a steak how I want it I shouldn’t be ripped off and mocked behind my back for it.
      Anyway the headline says people who judge others steak choice might be a trump supporter. Maybe Trump does like his steak well done but trust me, it doesn’t mean the supporters have to agree to support him and be judgmental about trivial topics.

    • @akiyo3243
      @akiyo3243 4 роки тому +4

      @@DeathnoteBB dude chill out fir a joke
      Drop the knive now

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 4 роки тому +6

      @@DeathnoteBB lol trumphobes are hilarious

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 4 роки тому +6

      @@dELTA13579111315 Every political system is a joke

  • @blakelodding3000
    @blakelodding3000 4 роки тому +4

    Is Damien gonna pass over the fact that it was sign language? That was the funniest thing to md

  • @ricardokessler
    @ricardokessler 4 роки тому +86

    0:50 It’s actually Brazil the town’s name is Granja Portugal or whatever

    • @enilah
      @enilah 4 роки тому +7

      it's probably his neighborhood, Fortaleza is the name of the city he lives in

    • @wagnergauer9133
      @wagnergauer9133 4 роки тому

      That price would be equivalent to about 7 thousand us dollars

    • @Gabe-wg9vu
      @Gabe-wg9vu 4 роки тому

      Na vdd é a rua dele (eu não sou de fortaleza)

    • @knustt
      @knustt 4 роки тому

      @asui i think u didnt realise,look at the plate dude.

    • @camilarabelo4420
      @camilarabelo4420 4 роки тому +1

      I lived in Fortaleza (city), and Granja Portugal is a neighborhood.

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 4 роки тому +69

    When Damien comes back to the channel after Zack narrates so many videos:
    _Here’s a little lesson in trickery._

    • @delliapasti
      @delliapasti 4 роки тому +1

      This is going down in history.

    • @TheCrownedMoon
      @TheCrownedMoon 4 роки тому +1

      This is going down is history.

    • @nixc6586
      @nixc6586 4 роки тому +1

      This is going down in history.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 роки тому

      This down in history is going.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 роки тому +28

    Me thinking of joke in my head: *Tells joke perfectly; everyone laughs and my popularity skyrockets*
    Me telling joke IRL: 3:40

  • @rockycuba7120
    @rockycuba7120 4 роки тому +12

    Coyote: Try to bark *Coyote NOISES*
    Girl: I rescued a dog 😊
    Coyote at home: YOU DEAD FOOL

  • @bragapedro
    @bragapedro 4 роки тому +81

    0:48 Nope. This is not Portugal. The place is in Brazil. "Granja Portugal" is a name from a place in Brazil

    • @null8393
      @null8393 4 роки тому +3

      Place is Place

    • @les_larmes_d_un_hibou
      @les_larmes_d_un_hibou 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah but… as a Brazillian, i can say that would confuse anyone… except from the R$, there is no other indication that the meme is a brazillian thing ya know??? No foreigner would know where Ceará is, their only point of reference is the Portugal in the name of the place

    • @bragapedro
      @bragapedro 4 роки тому +1

      @@les_larmes_d_un_hibou yeah you're right

    • @Eueueyw
      @Eueueyw 4 роки тому +3

      Jack Williams
      I recognised it was brasil from Fortaleza, also the picture just looks extremely Brazilian

    • @dingbatprod.7217
      @dingbatprod.7217 4 роки тому +1

      Can I just say that Jack Williams is an extremely Brazilian name...

  • @ornamentalxmilk3226
    @ornamentalxmilk3226 4 роки тому +24

    Omg, I was literally watching this and as soon as I finished I got a notifacation that it was "just" posted- THANKS UA-cam.

  • @codsterbroman8642
    @codsterbroman8642 4 роки тому +39

    Damien: "as long as its like, 3 years like 20 and 23, its probably fine."
    Me: *Calmly staring at my parents 17 year age gap*

  • @nathanhodges7061
    @nathanhodges7061 3 роки тому +2

    My god his laugh is contagious I’ve been dying of laughter every time he has laughed

  • @unchained_wings
    @unchained_wings 4 роки тому +48

    The lesbian couple did not actually sue him for child support. They went and got some type of government assistance and the government was taking him to court to recoup that money. When they got him to Father their child they were doing good and were able to support it and then they fell on Hard Times hence why they need the government assistance.

    • @SilveraroShow
      @SilveraroShow 4 роки тому +4

      Adrienne Moore also the picture used was from a news article about about a lesbian couple winning homecoming queen and queen

    • @an0rangutan
      @an0rangutan 4 роки тому +1

      So, the government got money from him?

    • @unchained_wings
      @unchained_wings 4 роки тому

      @@an0rangutan I don't know the outcome but yes they were trying to get him to pay back the assistance they got for the child.

    • @an0rangutan
      @an0rangutan 4 роки тому +2

      @@unchained_wings Well, that still sounds pretty messed up, but I guess it's certainly not as bad as sueing him, so it's good you clarified that misinformation.

    • @unchained_wings
      @unchained_wings 4 роки тому +3

      @@an0rangutan I honestly think it was bs the government did that, it might make it so other sperm donors may not want to donate again. Then in turn some who may have had children using a donor will no longer be able to become parents.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 4 роки тому +38

    "Do you guys celebrate the October Revolution?"
    *YES.*

    • @alexandradautriche2221
      @alexandradautriche2221 4 роки тому +1

      @Nathan C Here in Colombia we just shoot fireworks every day

    • @Guessnought
      @Guessnought 4 роки тому

      They celebrate independence Day in denmark.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +1

      @@Guessnought They celebrate independence day in Finland too, I'm sure. But that's in December though.

    • @willramus5228
      @willramus5228 4 роки тому +1

      Liggliluff that’s there individual countries Independence Day from there former occupiers tho...

  • @motutalaputa
    @motutalaputa 4 роки тому +9

    I love how Damien saw no problem with signing blind people

  • @mariashadows1328
    @mariashadows1328 3 роки тому +3

    "Go out and make new friends"
    2020: That's illegal

  • @Lucifer666Est
    @Lucifer666Est 4 роки тому +55

    I guess some christians "read the bible between the lines" and forget to read the actual lines

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer 4 роки тому

      The problem with curing people from Christianity is that they inevitably find something even worse.

    • @nicholas8476
      @nicholas8476 4 роки тому +1

      I’d mention here that the same book (Leviticus) that forbids masturbating also forbids women from leaving the house or touching anyone during their period and say they need to be cleansed by a priest afterwards.
      So when these Christian moms start obeying that one, I’ll listen (after they’ve been cleansed ofc).

    • @blackfrost3581
      @blackfrost3581 4 роки тому

      This one is perfectly.

  • @peepeepoopoo5007
    @peepeepoopoo5007 4 роки тому +69

    “He’s the ultimate gym waiter” *Danganronpa music starts playing*

    • @ci292
      @ci292 4 роки тому +2

      YES

    • @ci292
      @ci292 4 роки тому +2

      FUCKING YES

    • @takutheotaku5611
      @takutheotaku5611 4 роки тому +3

      That'll be the main protagonist is Danganronpa 4, I like this idea. We should start a petition.

    • @ScarasRealLover
      @ScarasRealLover 4 роки тому +1

      owoma No

    • @prinxessgal
      @prinxessgal 4 роки тому +1

      Y E S

  • @seigedrakonera5689
    @seigedrakonera5689 4 роки тому +36

    Reminds me of when I was a kid an I found an abandoned "puppy"😂 that was stuck in a deep dry well. Took em home an our family were thinking of keeping him till we took him to the vet to get a check up. Vet took one good look and broke the news, we would have loved to keep him but coyotes tend to get real mean an territorial when they grow up.

  • @sarahbarabe8470
    @sarahbarabe8470 4 роки тому +1

    Why does the coyote look so friendly and cute tho. He has eyes like a fucking disney character

  • @shukoor26
    @shukoor26 4 роки тому +29

    Unfortunately that Coyote died in wildlife hospital.

    • @imphie
      @imphie 4 роки тому +14

      in order for it to have been so calm around a human like that it was probably really sick

    • @dulcepalacios9760
      @dulcepalacios9760 4 роки тому +9

      @@imphie it had been hit by a car.

    • @imphie
      @imphie 4 роки тому +10

      @@dulcepalacios9760 yeah... that would do it. probably the best we could have asked for because the coyote could be put down humanely. I was thinking it could have been rabies

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 роки тому +16

      :(

    • @shukoor26
      @shukoor26 4 роки тому +4

      @@imphie Not rabies but some serious internal injuries and yes it was run over by a car.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +34

    *"Can deaf people hear?"*
    *Me:* _Why isn't 11 called onety-one?_

  • @Podjwkjf
    @Podjwkjf 4 роки тому +66

    The real question is how in living heck did this girl get a coyote in her car??

    • @CircusSabre
      @CircusSabre 4 роки тому +5

      the coyote might live in a place where there are alot of humans so its used to them

    • @dragenfire68
      @dragenfire68 4 роки тому +13

      The real question is why don't we all have coyote.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому

      questions have question marks

    • @Podjwkjf
      @Podjwkjf 4 роки тому

      @@SmashLiXs this isnt a spelling bee

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 роки тому +3

      @@Podjwkjf ,
      question mark . . . you're correct. It's punctuation bee. ;)

  • @lyl14ghost
    @lyl14ghost 4 роки тому +15

    "Cause it's a phone!"
    9:15
    Idk if it's r/whooosh for me or r/facepalm

  • @StahlRobot
    @StahlRobot 4 роки тому +8

    4:02 wow, the censor is so good I can't even see a name. Amazing!

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 4 роки тому +33

    That’s not a dog! That’s my wife! *Laugh Intensifies*

  • @Lady_Deadpool
    @Lady_Deadpool 4 роки тому +144

    r/AgeGapRelationship ever notice it's "icky" if it's like a twenty-something and a forty-something but ok if it's a forty-something and a sixty-something? Both 20 yrs gap.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah but 40 year old is an entire lifetime older than a 20 year old but a six-year-old is only half a lifetime older than a 40 year old
      why is it weird a 20 year old can't date a 10 year old but no one would bat an eye at a 60 and 70 year old couple.

    • @Lady_Deadpool
      @Lady_Deadpool 4 роки тому +25

      @@FrancisR420 Last time I checked a 20 yr old is considered an adult. By your logic they aren't and shouldn't be allowed to make their own choices until they're 40.

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 4 роки тому +23

      @@FrancisR420 Because this isn't Anime, and you can't use the excuse of the 10 year old being a 900 year old fox spirit.

    • @BurroughsProductions
      @BurroughsProductions 4 роки тому +3

      Madonna dating a 21 year old lol

    • @Lady_Deadpool
      @Lady_Deadpool 4 роки тому +3

      @@BurroughsProductions actually he's 25 and Madonna once dated Warren Beatty back in the 90s. He was 22 yrs older than her 💔

  • @knightofarkronia8652
    @knightofarkronia8652 3 роки тому +6

    0:24 In all fairness, the coyote is part of the dog family, so she did technically rescue a dog!

  • @ashwood8933
    @ashwood8933 4 роки тому +31

    No one:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Damien: The problem with you signing to blind people is that it's on a phone.

  • @efishient2287
    @efishient2287 4 роки тому +81

    So nobody is gonna talk about “can deaf people think”

    • @SoluKissin
      @SoluKissin 4 роки тому +8

      They can think they just can't hear themselves think

    • @pleasesetmeonfire1166
      @pleasesetmeonfire1166 4 роки тому

      :(

    • @lkfh1
      @lkfh1 4 роки тому

      solukisina Meyer omg :/

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 4 роки тому +2

      solukisina Meyer I think that’s what they were looking for. Like what are their thoughts like.

    • @kerrychristensen7204
      @kerrychristensen7204 4 роки тому

      @@kaiaros That's interesting!

  • @spookynoodles2
    @spookynoodles2 4 роки тому +45

    "He's from Portugal"
    That hurts my Brazilian soul

  • @levthelion71810
    @levthelion71810 2 роки тому +1

    "Jack Ingof"
    Oh. Oh no. I just realized what was wrong.