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  • @lostdapack
    @lostdapack 5 років тому +9035

    The fact UA-cam automatically scrolls back up when an ad plays just to make you stop reading and watch the ad

    • @josie955
      @josie955 4 роки тому +147

      Omg

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 4 роки тому +114

      true

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 4 роки тому +378

      now it just backs the replies and i have to scroll back on mobile

    • @lefthanded5473
      @lefthanded5473 4 роки тому +200

      Geez I thought that was a bug, who would’ve thought of that!

    • @That0Homeless0Guy
      @That0Homeless0Guy 4 роки тому +32

      This is why I use adblock

  • @is_dat_brock112
    @is_dat_brock112 4 роки тому +687

    When Spotify asks” wanna break from the ads watch this 30 second ad” then you decline and it plays like 3 in a row

    • @fa.adeddd
      @fa.adeddd 3 роки тому +4

      oh sorry what last time i checked i get 5 ads after every other song and can’t get that on my laptop lol

    • @vioIetharmon
      @vioIetharmon 3 роки тому +3

      on an old tablet i have it doesnt even give me the ad free time-

    • @DavidNikkiZane
      @DavidNikkiZane 3 роки тому

      please download youtube music vanced

    • @fa.adeddd
      @fa.adeddd 3 роки тому

      @@vioIetharmon it’s prob cause it old lol

    • @fa.adeddd
      @fa.adeddd 3 роки тому

      @@DavidNikkiZane no it gives ads dosent it i also don’t wanna waste storage on my phone or laptop

  • @FrizellaTheBee
    @FrizellaTheBee 4 роки тому +2412

    *When the ad pretends to be interactive but when you interact it goes to Google Play or Apple Store*

  • @vee.919
    @vee.919 4 роки тому +262

    9:23 I was gonna say the ssshole design was the misprint of the fractions. Like why is the 34% slice BIGGER than the 62% slice? It makes it look like they are a lot closer when they aren’t

    • @peanutbutterandcheese9711
      @peanutbutterandcheese9711 4 роки тому +26

      What really infuriates me is that they didn't even try to make the 62% cover more than half of the chart.Its so lazy

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 3 роки тому +11

      I especially hate it when people say "oh yeah, the percentages are different, but there's only two options, so it's like it's equal to 50/50".
      They just did that, but made the 5% accurate, since it's a noticeably smaller number.

    • @fitrianhidayat
      @fitrianhidayat 3 роки тому

      I've heard somewhere that a graphs that doesn't adds up to 100% were made by women

    • @oioioioioi994
      @oioioioioi994 3 роки тому +1

      @@fitrianhidayat What? 🤨

    • @elmago2808
      @elmago2808 3 роки тому

      @@fitrianhidayat I hope this is a joke

  • @theinternetgoose6247
    @theinternetgoose6247 4 роки тому +852

    "We'll delete the copy of your ID in thirty days!"
    They just copy it again and are allowed to keep it.

    • @tomoksalt9354
      @tomoksalt9354 4 роки тому +22

      And sell it to hackers

    • @Ashh1066
      @Ashh1066 4 роки тому +8

      h i they sell to the highest bidder

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 роки тому

      Agustinus Reynaldi uhhhhhhhh

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 4 роки тому +1

      slam zamillion Well I’m pretty sure that the FBI doesn’t have any information about me, let alone a copy of my ID.

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 4 роки тому

      slam zamillion Damn. I was trying to set you up so I could hit you with the “I’m not from the USA”. Oldest trick in the book. Well played.
      But how can the NSA have information about me if I’m outside of their jurisdiction? Yes, surveillance involves snatching signals out of the air, but can they legally snatch those signals when they’re in different countries?

  • @danicamidori
    @danicamidori 5 років тому +3681

    You forgot when UA-cam puts TWO unskippable ads in a row

    • @vampirekid678
      @vampirekid678 5 років тому +99

      I'm on a phone so I don't get those pop ups... Instead I get time wasted with 6 seconds of a/two unskippable ads... That's an oof

    • @7ratsinasoup317
      @7ratsinasoup317 5 років тому +109

      RIGHT?! I HATE IT BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH 15 SECOND ADS

    • @mav_114
      @mav_114 5 років тому +8

      Obsessed With bunnies
      This sort of thing bugs ms

    • @Main_Protagonist
      @Main_Protagonist 5 років тому +7

      what? youtube has ads?

    • @mav_114
      @mav_114 5 років тому +7

      Yes it does.

  • @That0Homeless0Guy
    @That0Homeless0Guy 4 роки тому +1153

    Someone stuck a sticker on my dads car window advertising something and my dad issued them an invoice for the removal of the sticker and lost wages for the time he lost at work as he needed the vehicle while having the sticker removed. They tried to deny responsibility until he pointed out the sticker was branded and obviously payed for and distributed at their request and he would be reporting the company to the police for vandalism along with with adding a reasonable charge for advertising space on his vehicle for the two days it was there.. Apparently they made a few calls and produced a cash settlement right there and then.

    • @takeeto9894
      @takeeto9894 4 роки тому +57

      Nice... Will use this in the future...

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 роки тому +44

      Should’ve still gotten the cops involved.

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 роки тому +26

      Or given them a heads up cuz that’s just scummy.

    • @329link
      @329link 4 роки тому +69

      Always nice to see someone point out that that's literally vandalism.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +15

      R/madlads

  • @blondsis
    @blondsis 4 роки тому +898

    There's a reason UA-cam Kids exists, and yet UA-cam still be strict on cuss words on the regular site😒 YT needs to rethink their policies.

  • @ktown0173
    @ktown0173 4 роки тому +526

    When Spotify plays the ad even after you click “no thanks”

    • @salediting2147
      @salediting2147 4 роки тому +4

      Every damn time...but I only keep spotify so I can listen to Ozzy Osbourne's newest album on repeat

    • @choccymilk1233
      @choccymilk1233 4 роки тому +3

      I have Spotify premium, is this some feature that’s not in that? Cause I don’t get ads, and it’s completely fine. But they make you pay for premium though...

    • @Demonsmith42
      @Demonsmith42 4 роки тому +1

      @@choccymilk1233 that's why people get premium it stops ads from playing

    • @derickjeanbaptiste1298
      @derickjeanbaptiste1298 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @choccymilk1233
      @choccymilk1233 4 роки тому

      Chima Child fair enough

  • @circuscuppet8779
    @circuscuppet8779 4 роки тому +495

    The Coca Cola “Alone Cam” makes me feel so bad for the person that’s on the screen
    imagine u being alone on a screen and everyone starts laughing at you

    • @ClawedAsh
      @ClawedAsh 4 роки тому +53

      Okay, to be fair and give context, that's at a sports place that has themed nights, and that night's theme was "Awful night" where everything is totally awful, so yeah it sucks, but that's also the joke

    • @circuscuppet8779
      @circuscuppet8779 4 роки тому +10

      ClawedAsh Oh

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 роки тому +4

      • 100 years later
      @@circuscuppet8779
      "They're all gonna laugh @ you!"

    • @xandtheironminer602
      @xandtheironminer602 4 роки тому +3

      I think it was meant to make the person feel better. But it won't work that way...

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 4 роки тому +4

      @@xandtheironminer602 Literally all you had to do was read the other comments

  • @madalaine4992
    @madalaine4992 4 роки тому +726

    The gluten free brownie made me so massively angry bc I have a gluten intolerance and if I eat gluten I will violently vomit and sometimes end up in hospital. I would absolutely sue that company lmao.

    • @thegreatlordcthulhu9852
      @thegreatlordcthulhu9852 4 роки тому +26

      Just kill the marketers. Much easier

    • @Hyp3rion
      @Hyp3rion 4 роки тому +26

      I can appreciate peoples rage over this but I think it's actually a misunderstanding. They're saying the certification is b.s probably due to the beauracracy , added expense and hoops they would have to jump through. Clearly based on the ingredients, these are gluten free.

    • @garnetavi
      @garnetavi 4 роки тому +13

      @@Hyp3rion I agree, I looked at the ingredients list, it was cocoa solids or whatever, tapioca flour, etc. No wheat flour. The statement was "we are not organic or gluten free certified". They are gluten free organic local, just not in an clubs to verify those things lol.

    • @detectivl5811
      @detectivl5811 4 роки тому +1

      Just sue em 🤷
      It's a really clear case for you 👌

    • @civil_the
      @civil_the 4 роки тому +4

      I have a gluten intolerance as well and i'm pissed at those brownies.

  • @lenlordofknowledge
    @lenlordofknowledge 3 роки тому +338

    Love it when companies lie about products being “gluten-free” so my aunts who are allergic to gluten can risk getting very sick by eating it!

    • @DominikPac-Boy
      @DominikPac-Boy 3 роки тому +4

      Wait you hate your aunts?

    • @SootyDreams
      @SootyDreams 3 роки тому +21

      @@DominikPac-Boy I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic, not malicious

    • @DominikPac-Boy
      @DominikPac-Boy 3 роки тому +3

      @@SootyDreams ah sorry

    • @barritoothy
      @barritoothy 2 роки тому

      @@marcusworthington9354 why?

    • @Kolalaintherain
      @Kolalaintherain 2 роки тому

      Oh my gosh is that why i stay sick!?

  • @Foxesheart
    @Foxesheart 5 років тому +2481

    okay, that brownie one pisses me off,
    My friend has celiac disease and if she ate that, she could have severe chronic pains for months. It could make her so so so supremely sick.
    That’s a BIG nO nO

    • @AliothAncalagon
      @AliothAncalagon 5 років тому +137

      Reminds me of my last visit at Burger King when I ordered the new vegan burger and they literally had to clarify that its not actually vegan xD

    • @idkperson8731
      @idkperson8731 5 років тому +7

      Does it realy matter though like shes gonna die either way everyone will die so it doesent matter what happens now

    • @AliothAncalagon
      @AliothAncalagon 5 років тому +137

      @@idkperson8731 Some people care about it, therefore they act on it.
      Basically like you care for putting your comment down, even though it doesn't matter in your view.

    • @Foxesheart
      @Foxesheart 5 років тому +98

      Well, She shouldn’t have to die early. I think it does matter, but to those who need a bowl of soup to warm their dead hearts, then yeah, it doesn’t matter.

    • @idkperson8731
      @idkperson8731 5 років тому +1

      Ok

  • @nicholasm4830
    @nicholasm4830 4 роки тому +968

    The graph one wasn’t A hole design because it added up to 101, it was A hole design because the 62% and 34% were the same size 9:23

    • @SerialSnowmanKiller
      @SerialSnowmanKiller 4 роки тому +96

      And the 'adding up to 101' thing isn't actually a-hole design either. If the pro-choice side makes up 61.6% of the population, it'll be rounded up to 62%. If the pro-life side makes up 33.6% of the population, it'll be rounded up to 34%. 100% - 61.6% - 33.6% = 4.8%, which would be rounded up to 5%.

    • @LearningSumNew
      @LearningSumNew 4 роки тому +9

      But who said we were rounding

    • @LearningSumNew
      @LearningSumNew 4 роки тому +32

      And the 34% actually looked a bit bigger.

    • @kevy_.
      @kevy_. 4 роки тому +35

      [ F a n t a s y ] in the world of data visualisation nothing is real, for example. The famous 9/10 doctors recommend this toothpaste, wrong they recommend 1-5 toothpastes which means there would be a brand with 10/10 and nobody would know

    • @LearningSumNew
      @LearningSumNew 4 роки тому +15

      @@kevy_. But we aren't talking about tooth paste and doctors, this is way different, its an exact amount, doctors would recommend multiple toothpaste brands yes, but nobody is recommending anything, its a graph with exact amounts of people.

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 4 роки тому +167

    "Marky Mark and the Zucker bunch"
    This made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @MsRach1977
    @MsRach1977 5 років тому +594

    Everytime you say "bub", my belief that you're secretly wolverine intensifies

    • @calvinplaysvideogames1121
      @calvinplaysvideogames1121 5 років тому +3

      Nah if you say bub you are toad from super mario

    • @familiagaraguso
      @familiagaraguso 5 років тому +6

      @@calvinplaysvideogames1121 you do mean bup?

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy 5 років тому

      Sam Diamond correct

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, hes the only person I've ever heard use that unironically. I thought only fictional characters said "bub". Also didn't The Blob use it too?

  • @alexboyko6524
    @alexboyko6524 5 років тому +346

    9:23 doesn't notice the size comparison between 62% and 34%

    • @Yingyanglord1
      @Yingyanglord1 5 років тому +19

      He seems not to fully grasps misleading graphs

  • @infinitykitty4060
    @infinitykitty4060 4 роки тому +166

    When there's a 7 second ad you can skip, but then there's a 17 second ad, and you cant skip it.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 роки тому +7

      When your hands are occupied/dirty and you get a literal movie as an ad. Okay, it was only like an hour and change, and it was an amazon prime pilot episode, but still.
      It happened for days. I don't know when it stopped since i just avoided youtube for a week hoping it would go away

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly just when I told a few friends "if the first ad of the two is skippable, do skip instantly bc it won't show the second if you can skip." but n
      Now pretty much every time in two ads, i get a 6 second unskippable ad, and the second is either 5 minutes long ad for a game I don't have that I can skip, or 20 second ad for a Switch game I have, that I can't skip.

  • @minecraftkunoichi7383
    @minecraftkunoichi7383 4 роки тому +139

    The vending machine one pissed me off, not just because of the extra 10 cent charge, but because it was in a CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL!

    • @rock__mos
      @rock__mos 4 роки тому +3

      Is that allowed? Im genuinely shocked by this.

    • @fangirl997
      @fangirl997 4 роки тому +12

      Pretty sure this is a card transaction upcharge? Idk if there is a sign somewhere that they missed, but I think a lot of vending machines do that 🤷‍♀️

    • @karriekattt
      @karriekattt 3 роки тому +6

      Every vending machine that has a card reader does this as far as I know. It's only upcharge for card purchases. Cash/change purchases are the listed price.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 роки тому +8

      I agree that it's just the card upcharge. But if it's not posted somewhere obvious it's a problem.
      I have a restaurant in my town that doesn't accept cards because they'd have the upcharge and no one who heard about it wanted to pay with card and they didn't want to increase how much you'd pay with cash so they just decided against cards.
      There's another little local drive in place that when you pay with card, you'll be prompted by whomever is waiting on you to pay with cash to avoid the added fee. Most people still pay with card for the convenience unless they're just getting ice cream or a drink.
      My work place has a 10 or 15 cent increase on all vending machines prices if you pay with card. I haven't been in the office for about a year now, so can't say for sure which. But we do have a big sign right when you come into the vending nook that warns you

    • @izaakgokey
      @izaakgokey Рік тому

      The person who believes it's justifiably innocent to increase any kind of charge for sick and/or dying children is the same person who has earned their spot in the eighth circle of hell

  • @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937
    @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937 4 роки тому +855

    I’m so sick of people acting like everyone who doesn’t eat gluten is a hipster?? Like some people have celiac. Same with lactose intolerance. Like why deliberately hurt people

    • @gleamingfae
      @gleamingfae 4 роки тому +116

      Same with vegan! I have lyme disease and I'm extremely allergic to red meat. I will die if I eat it. People who label food as vegetarian when it's not literally make me so mad.

    • @kzcreationzmore
      @kzcreationzmore 4 роки тому +39

      Yeah my sister has an intolerance to gluten

    • @kilukeyloo
      @kilukeyloo 4 роки тому +54

      exactly! I have a gluten allergy, and I'm not supposed to have it because it will mess up my immune system. people making fun of and terrorizing me because I don't eat gluten makes me furious.

    • @civil_the
      @civil_the 4 роки тому +30

      I have celiac, and i'm really pissed at those brownies.

    • @disgusted1009
      @disgusted1009 4 роки тому +37

      exactly! it's also disrepsectful to religious communities like Muslims who can't eat gluten and are looking for alternatives only to get pranked

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 5 років тому +3606

    I mean organic is just a scam/ tax on the Karens but lying about being gluten free could put someone's health at serious risks

    • @ronylouis0
      @ronylouis0 5 років тому +71

      You're talking about American organic (even European organic)
      In France we have AB label and it protects soil, farmers, animals and humans.

    • @mikethewhizz5085
      @mikethewhizz5085 5 років тому +116

      @@ronylouis0 explain to me how French biologique is not Europe

    • @gibarra1740
      @gibarra1740 5 років тому +91

      That reddit post of the gluten free product was photoshopped if you did a bit of research (by that I mean searching the name) and basically the poster is the ashole design

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 5 років тому +59

      @@gibarra1740 Holy shit they don't exist. Whoever posted that is a bitch.

    • @cmm3699
      @cmm3699 5 років тому +35

      Organic is literally impossible unless you have a giant greenhouse that keeps out outside bugs and air contaminants. That’s why it’s called bs/scam.

  • @影-j7f
    @影-j7f 5 років тому +795

    Games that requires permission to manage phone calls uses the permission to detect incoming phone calls and automatically pause your current game although the way they word it is a bit unsettling

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 5 років тому +29

      Ke Gao why would you need to pause chess tho

    • @JoHn-gi1lb
      @JoHn-gi1lb 5 років тому +97

      @@triangulum8869 auto chess is... not a chess. It's a dota themed online game.

    • @Themag117018
      @Themag117018 5 років тому +38

      @@JoHn-gi1lb They also uses it to tie the phone to the game so when you get a new phone the saved progress can follow and be transferred to your new phone

    • @EnterJustice
      @EnterJustice 5 років тому +61

      They don't need those permissions to do that; they can simply pause the game in the activities' onPause and/or onStop method calls that are specifically provided by the Android framework for that purpose.

    • @alexdoesmemes8380
      @alexdoesmemes8380 5 років тому +8

      They don’t need to. They can detect phone calls without the making or managing phone calls permission. Most apps (not all) use it to call non toll free numbers so they get money :)

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 4 роки тому +163

    What it says: Everything $.99 & up or less
    What it means: things in this store cost money!

    • @YoNebby
      @YoNebby 3 роки тому +1

      THIS STORE HAS THINGS THAT COST MONEY! WHAT A SURPRISE!

    • @terraaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @terraaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 роки тому +1

      @@YoNebby NAH BRO NO WAY😀🤣😏☺️😚😌😔🤬😡🙄😊🥳😚😍😚🙂☹️🧐🤫🙄🤯😓😩😖🌞🤒🥱😓😌☺️😙🤗🤩😚😭😃😘🤪😔😜😒

    • @nonexistentboi
      @nonexistentboi 3 роки тому

      @@terraaaaaaaaaaaaa r/ihadastroke

  • @mateuszponikowski2274
    @mateuszponikowski2274 5 років тому +776

    Allow *calculater* to manage the following:
    •phone calls
    •messages
    •camera settings
    Yes or yes

    • @terri4994
      @terri4994 5 років тому +33

      *C A L C U L A T E R*

    • @aronic2864
      @aronic2864 5 років тому +6

      or

    • @jakobalspaugh3101
      @jakobalspaugh3101 5 років тому +3

      Amazon makes apps state the reason for the permissions and most of the time they are understandable but Google just doesn't show that

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 років тому +1

      YASS

    • @chimmys577
      @chimmys577 5 років тому +3

      “Calculater”

  • @matilmao8621
    @matilmao8621 5 років тому +311

    Allow microwave to manage the following:
    •phone calls
    •credit card information
    •you'r social media

    • @toomanyeyesjoe1438
      @toomanyeyesjoe1438 5 років тому +8

      you’r

    • @henkdesteen8268
      @henkdesteen8268 5 років тому +14

      Y’our

    • @uhhhCheese
      @uhhhCheese 4 роки тому +7

      *you'r*

    • @connorcclarke
      @connorcclarke 4 роки тому +10

      *Your soul
      *The deed to your family
      *You will be charged 50 dollars a day after the 10-second free trial
      *If you make an attempt to consider canceling you will be charged 100 dollars immediately.
      *If you succeed to cancel your subscription you will be charged 150 dollars
      *We will keep your credit card number in case we feel you would like one of our other products and will automatically charge you for the product
      *if for some reason we don't want to send you the product we don't have to but you'll still be charged
      *basically we can just take your money
      Hey I kinda just started making stuff up but tell me if a company does this and if so can you also call the cops plz

    • @matilmao8621
      @matilmao8621 4 роки тому

      Conor I'm from England so we use pounds not dollars

  • @ghostplayer684
    @ghostplayer684 4 роки тому +607

    9:33 that's illegal in germany because it's dangerous to people that are gluten intolerant.

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 роки тому +51

      Pretty sure that’s illegal in the US too

    • @shwabbaa5728
      @shwabbaa5728 4 роки тому +52

      its illegal anywhere in the world

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 роки тому

      Oie Khe? Oh no

    • @Apix0Z
      @Apix0Z 4 роки тому +31

      G L U T E N T A G

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 4 роки тому +1

      All five of them

  • @yetaloz4621
    @yetaloz4621 4 роки тому +52

    10:14
    You can't just read 1208 lines in just a second.
    Doom Slayer: *Hmmm*

  • @theminemanner2
    @theminemanner2 5 років тому +1004

    9:10
    The numbers might be off due to a rounding error.
    But 62% takes up less than half of the chart?

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 5 років тому +99

      Clearly, it was made by Pro-Life people in NY who want to make it look a lot closer than it is.

    • @theminemanner2
      @theminemanner2 5 років тому +85

      Also 34% is larger than 62%

    • @imaboostedanimal2774
      @imaboostedanimal2774 5 років тому +47

      And 32% takes up the same amount as 62%

    • @moonbird7601
      @moonbird7601 5 років тому +1

      Why New York?

    • @tylermoore397
      @tylermoore397 5 років тому

      @@demi-femme4821 If that was what was going on they would probably make the percentages smaller... I think however made it just dropped out of elementary school.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 4 роки тому +156

    10:38
    I've noticed Disney enjoys doing this.
    "Oh you hate this? Well blame this company! And totally not us for perhaps not making a better deal and/or perhaps even forcing it."

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 4 роки тому +2

      I believe more and more that Disney is evil.

  • @nicksapgames4805
    @nicksapgames4805 5 років тому +583

    9:15 the real issue here is that the pro choice group holds nearly double the amount of supporters and yet takes up less space than the pro life group the figures were rounded so could end up at more than 100%

    • @itsmexoxurmom
      @itsmexoxurmom 5 років тому +34

      NickSapGames yeah i was looking for a comment about that

    • @alaska8944
      @alaska8944 4 роки тому +8

      is it bad that i didnt even noticed that, because damien brainwashed me into believing that that was the problem?

    • @alexplayslife7782
      @alexplayslife7782 4 роки тому +8

      @@alaska8944 I mean, brainwashing is not only inaccurate, but far fetched. He probably just didn't see it, like half the other people here.

    • @alaska8944
      @alaska8944 4 роки тому

      @@alexplayslife7782 Is manipulated better?

    • @alexplayslife7782
      @alexplayslife7782 4 роки тому +5

      @@alaska8944 I mean, not very well, if at all? Paranoid much, are we?

  • @the1greendevil
    @the1greendevil 4 роки тому +131

    1:02 That's what happens with every SEGA game released from mobile. They're smartasses, they force you to connect to the internet in order to see ads lol

  • @saqinja271
    @saqinja271 5 років тому +526

    5:00 it is a*sholedesign because they purposefully make it stop much earlier than its supposed to to make your score look less, its a psychological thing

    • @derorje2035
      @derorje2035 5 років тому +16

      well, the scale starts at 250 so 513 of 650 would be the right measurement. So the scale is even more wrong.

    • @sharpedged7830
      @sharpedged7830 5 років тому +12

      You know what I reckon? They just put a still image there because they are lazy to make it dynamic.

    • @saqinja271
      @saqinja271 5 років тому +4

      @@Baer1990I think you forgot to divide by 2

    • @Baer1990
      @Baer1990 5 років тому +3

      @@saqinja271 indeed I did, how very stupid of me

    • @Ganerrr
      @Ganerrr 5 років тому +2

      9:15 is similar

  • @dogjr2fast4u75
    @dogjr2fast4u75 5 років тому +621

    There's an even deeper level of hell:
    People who ask artists for something and their budget is paying with exposure.

  • @toxicitycat
    @toxicitycat 5 років тому +380

    I've seen the "UwU adblock" one, it immediately shows horrible nasty porn ad stuff 😂

    • @andyoats
      @andyoats 4 роки тому +41

      "Download Cunt Wars today!" or something like that, is this the one?

    • @toxicitycat
      @toxicitycat 4 роки тому +3

      @@andyoats I think so lol

    • @billyboi3380
      @billyboi3380 4 роки тому +1

      :|

    • @orang3819
      @orang3819 4 роки тому +16

      "Hot girls in your area, single and ready to mingle!"

    • @ProvidenceMTF
      @ProvidenceMTF 4 роки тому

      Link to the post?

  • @brutalthebigone
    @brutalthebigone 3 роки тому +45

    "your order has been shipped"
    " *JUST KIDDING* "

    • @Evan-us3hx
      @Evan-us3hx 3 роки тому

      Jk lol get juked nerd

    • @attackehh
      @attackehh 3 роки тому

      Lmaooooo, imagine thinking that its actually been shipped! Go back to your cave and now ill force you to buy this piece of paper.

  • @hatsanddragons
    @hatsanddragons 5 років тому +251

    Person: *sneezes in a UA-cam video*
    UA-cam: *instantly demonetizes them*
    Also, thank you Brad for helping make this hilarious and slightly painful video.

  • @renaissance7907
    @renaissance7907 4 роки тому +346

    I once did a “call to cancel” for my wifi since i was moving, and i ended up buying a family tv subscription... i dont have a family...or a spine apparently

    • @nathandanielsen7131
      @nathandanielsen7131 4 роки тому +20

      I feel loke thats a you problem, you should work on that

    • @saintburnsy2468
      @saintburnsy2468 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah honestly you deserve that

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 3 роки тому +20

      With these people you just gotta shut em up and say no. They know what you're doing. They just want as many buyers as possible.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 3 роки тому +3

      any time I call customer service
      if it's an auto menu that uses voice - repeat "let me speak to a real person" over and over. It always works eventually.
      if it's a person - cut them off as soon as they start talking. "cancel my subscription or I will report you to your supervisor." don't acknowledge anything they say until they comply.

    • @goatcatofchaos
      @goatcatofchaos 3 роки тому

      Wh- i- them idiots with there money

  • @thecouncilofprotection
    @thecouncilofprotection 4 роки тому +421

    "Here's a football!"
    "Cool!"
    "Oh, I'm sorry. It's not for kicking."
    "wtf?"

    • @ovejarosa2194
      @ovejarosa2194 4 роки тому +1

      football is the name of the sport the correct term is foot ball

    • @PD-ug5vf
      @PD-ug5vf 4 роки тому +6

      Why the hell did you just kick my football? Why did you drink my drink! It isn’t for drinking?!

    • @strawbxrrypanic_
      @strawbxrrypanic_ 4 роки тому +1

      Oh my, english make me so confuse.

    • @yanshi1854
      @yanshi1854 4 роки тому

      Football is soccer in England so.......

    • @yanshi1854
      @yanshi1854 4 роки тому

      I hope I was correct cause that may be wrong

  • @chraman169
    @chraman169 4 роки тому +66

    4:55
    The original is absolutely correct. That guy didn't understand that it starts at 250 not at 0.

  • @edgetransit7383
    @edgetransit7383 5 років тому +228

    5:04 They want you to think your credit score is worse than it is, so you keep using their services

    • @InevitableD34th
      @InevitableD34th 5 років тому +1

      But credit karma is free...

    • @tycorrell5390
      @tycorrell5390 5 років тому +7

      @@InevitableD34th CreditKarma makes money off of the ads they serve you. So they want you to use it so they can get that sweet sweet ad revenue from their partners.
      Not really anything wrong with that. The immaculate pie chart, probably intentional. That's a bit bad. I don't like that. But pretty much every post in this video is much much worse.

    • @levygaming3133
      @levygaming3133 5 років тому +1

      Well, what I assumed was that it was more to do with the fact that the difference between 380 and 400 is probably different than the difference between 780 and 800. Also, don’t a lot of places just have hard credit score minimums, like you have to have at least 500 to qualify for this offer? Which would make the usable credit score between 500 and the max 900 or so, where 700 odd is actually in the middle.

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH 5 років тому +3

      Yup. They're using a non linear scale to make you subconsciously feel it's lower than it is.

    • @tycorrell5390
      @tycorrell5390 5 років тому +1

      LevyGaming
      LevyGaming It Yes to the minimums, but this is a credit checking app. The minimum is 300. So it should scale linearly from 300 to 850, but it doesn’t.. because it’s dishonest for the purpose of business.

  • @StarParticleShade
    @StarParticleShade 5 років тому +437

    I needed my antidepressant when I was in the hospital.
    A bottle at my pharmacy? 15 dollars.
    One pill billed to me: 35 dollars.
    ...but there is no issue with healthcare here!!!!

    • @justtrash6412
      @justtrash6412 5 років тому +53

      Oh god, this makes me so happy i don't live In America

    • @Sara11614
      @Sara11614 5 років тому +46

      I am just curious... Who actually thinks our healthcare is good? I mean, I have literally never heard a sole say "America's health care is perfect". Even politicians I DON'T agree with say that our Health system is busted.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 років тому +22

      Rachel Twilight ...what do you think Europe is like, that we still have public hangings or something? Most of our countries have no beheadings or acid attacks just like most states in America (not all).

    • @epic7224
      @epic7224 5 років тому +2

      Lol still better than where i live with practically zero healthcare.

    • @julias-hg9iz
      @julias-hg9iz 5 років тому +5

      The way insurance companies work with hospitals is different than in pharmacies. Also, a lot goes into distributing single doses. Those machines aint cheap.
      But yeah, I’ve got to agree even as a pharmd student, the prices are kinda ridiculous lmao

  • @icarus8272
    @icarus8272 5 років тому +375

    Sorrow tv talked about the alone cam, it’s from a hockey game night called horrible night where everything is super bad on purpose
    Edit: It’s actually called awful night
    Edit 2: Thanks for the likes this is the most I’ve ever got.

    • @meggiemind
      @meggiemind 5 років тому

      Awful Night **

    • @icarus8272
      @icarus8272 5 років тому +1

      Geesus Junior yeah my bad I didn’t know the exact name

    • @fiferplayeralt7118
      @fiferplayeralt7118 5 років тому +4

      Coca Cola
      *A L O N E C A M*

    • @roykoopa4real
      @roykoopa4real 5 років тому +1

      was just about to comment this

  • @GenNuki
    @GenNuki 5 років тому +2624

    The fact that UA-cam has to play TWO ads before each video is the epitome of r/assholedesign. (I mean, 99 times out of 100 they're skipable sooooooo... less evil?)

    • @darkinlp3300
      @darkinlp3300 5 років тому +77

      More like 1 out of 10 times, by next year it's every 2nd ad.

    • @RaptorRex20
      @RaptorRex20 5 років тому +72

      90% of the time they play two ads that are 5-6 seconds long so you can't skip them, it's rare as far as i've seen to get ones that can be skipped and usually the ones you can skip are shitty chinese mobile game ads that falsely advertise the shit out of their game.

    • @chepeolvera8057
      @chepeolvera8057 5 років тому +2

      RaptorRex I’ve never had a Chinese ad before. That’s weird.

    • @GenNuki
      @GenNuki 5 років тому +3

      @@RaptorRex20 That's a very good point.

    • @awarebearhairysnare3089
      @awarebearhairysnare3089 5 років тому +5

      As the warm poop slithered out my but, i could feel the whiplash of the turd water spilling out, like a shook up can of soda.

  • @stefan-x9g
    @stefan-x9g 4 роки тому +32

    9:16 i bet the post was about how the 34% part is as big as the 62% one, but emkay discovered an entire different problem

    • @deathbower
      @deathbower 3 роки тому +7

      Not uncommon for rounding to lead to 99% or 101% totals - that's the least objectionable thing about it. Was absolutely about the 62% slice not being representative.

  • @discontinuedchannel3587
    @discontinuedchannel3587 5 років тому +165

    Yes. Cause I should be charged for not logging into an account

    • @creativical
      @creativical 4 роки тому +8

      The real a*shole deign here, is that this is legal, bc they wrote it in their terms and conditions. They can write anything there because no one really reads that shit anyways, and they can't be held accountable for it bc technically they informed the user about it. (But really didn't)

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 роки тому +184

    Concerning the vending machine's 10 cent add-on, i dunno what that was doing, but the vending machines in my public housing adds 10 cents as a fee, since the machines are fitted with card readers for transactions, and only to those transactions. You get regular price if you used physical cash. And the machines are operated by a local vendor business.

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 4 роки тому +4

      @@Amlaeuxrai It's an American Thing.

    • @denzelpanther240
      @denzelpanther240 4 роки тому +3

      @@Amlaeuxrai they get charged it they RECEIVE a phone Call. Nothing should surprise you there

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +206

    Word: *Heresy*
    Damien: Here see.
    Please Damien. Don't assault my ears like this.

    • @joshhemingway3317
      @joshhemingway3317 4 роки тому

      How do you pronounce it?

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 роки тому +2

      @@joshhemingway3317 Hair - ehh - see.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 роки тому

      @@Amlaeuxrai Sure.

    • @draingaming4518
      @draingaming4518 4 роки тому +3

      Fucking americans and their first language being english

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk 4 роки тому +3

      @@draingaming4518 Don't worry, the British just say they are "dyslexic" so they can't be called morons

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 2 роки тому +6

    7:09 that quick text is an editor’s note saying “well, they _do_ need time to find a buyer for that fresh, new information…”
    This is why I love EmKay.

  • @elinor1968
    @elinor1968 5 років тому +244

    The gluten free thing. They can't legally call it gluten free since its made in a facility that handles gluten.
    For gluten free you can't have any gluten handled in the facility. Or they need separate ventilation, rooms, fridges, freezers, storage rooms. You can't even walk the cookie through a room with flour in it.

    • @i.suk.6146
      @i.suk.6146 5 років тому +16

      Search up their brand/ site. They don't exist. So the person who posted it is the adshole.

    • @brendaajamu7152
      @brendaajamu7152 5 років тому

      Yeah yeah I know right lol

    • @kowanwolfe815
      @kowanwolfe815 5 років тому +9

      @@i.suk.6146 It is real, it's just a small local shop

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay 5 років тому +8

      false. I worked in a pizza restaurant, and we had our own separate station in the kitchen where we would prepare all of our gluten free food. What you are describing would be too extreme for real world use, and wouldn't even make sense for either consumer or producers. (Our gluten free station was right across the regular kitchen line). We took extra precaution to make sure there was no cross contamination. Keep in mind (in case you didn't make that statement up) that different states have different laws regarding gluten in food.

    • @MiraShards
      @MiraShards 5 років тому +3

      If only there was a nut free facility since nut allergies are more deadly to a higher number of people than gluten

  • @DEFIB7
    @DEFIB7 5 років тому +919

    9:21 my dude it’s not about how the percents add up. It’s the fact that pro-choice and pro-life percentages look about equal, but there’s DOUBLE the amount of pro-choice. Look at the numbers in comparison to the slice size.

    • @jmackpa30
      @jmackpa30 5 років тому +186

      Jack Staburgerlor fuck off

    • @DEFIB7
      @DEFIB7 5 років тому +15

      Jack Staburgerlor You’re a good man.

    • @DEFIB7
      @DEFIB7 5 років тому +10

      I’m a ha’am and nnintenjoe, great counterargument.

    • @polyaddict
      @polyaddict 5 років тому +162

      and stop bringing god into it please, the same god that drowned every creature on the planet, except for 2 of each species. Its 2019, believe what you want but dont let it affect other peoples freedom

    • @polyaddict
      @polyaddict 5 років тому +71

      brainwashed fucking people dude

  • @bananaboy7804
    @bananaboy7804 4 роки тому +57

    5:36 "Ad glued on my fricking windshield"
    UA-cam: Ah yes this is the time I shall give an ad

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 3 роки тому +11

    10:21 that’s actually a blessed design, that’s a company that wants you to fully know what are you getting into

    • @gem4036
      @gem4036 3 роки тому +3

      same, although I don’t think it’s real because of the cursing

    • @huuphatnguyen604
      @huuphatnguyen604 3 роки тому +1

      @@gem4036 If it were real some people might even read it purely because of the roast xD

    • @Butterfr
      @Butterfr Рік тому

      The annoying thing is that someone doesn’t need 20 minutes to read that, and most of it isn’t that important

  • @UnorthodoxSoundwave.
    @UnorthodoxSoundwave. 5 років тому +973

    9:15 I'm pretty sure the A-Hole design is that 62% is _definitely_ less than 34 percent...

    • @theonden5041
      @theonden5041 5 років тому +69

      True, as it is normal that a diagram with such "nice" numbers, won't add up to exactly 100% due to rounding errors.

    • @BeamierHydra
      @BeamierHydra 5 років тому +99

      @@theonden5041 That's 100% correct. The adding up to 101pp is normal as it's just a rounding error. The proportions were likely skewed on purpose to imply that the split on the issue is about 50-50, when in reality it's definitely not.

    • @mkazmi4898
      @mkazmi4898 5 років тому +7

      r/woooosh

    • @agustinnarvaez5251
      @agustinnarvaez5251 5 років тому +47

      don't woosh me but i guess that what this guy is trying to say is that the 62% is not even 50% in the circle. i mean,if it was over 50%,the blue should take more than the half of the circle.

    • @mkazmi4898
      @mkazmi4898 5 років тому +2

      The F.B.I The joke was him pointing out the thing that clearly wasn’t bad design

  • @brik3430
    @brik3430 4 роки тому +326

    ytbers: has 1NANO SECOND of music
    youtube: NO CASH U FOUL BEAST

    • @rock__mos
      @rock__mos 4 роки тому +5

      That true tho

    • @juliaanimates9765
      @juliaanimates9765 4 роки тому +5

      u mean 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds

    • @YouTubeAIbot
      @YouTubeAIbot 4 роки тому +8

      Also UA-cam: extremely vulgar language, nudity and racial slurs? Yeah seems advertisement friendly

    • @TheElino
      @TheElino 4 роки тому +8

      Big channels are basically immune to any sort of demonetization since they get UA-cam the big clicks the big ads and therefore the big money
      It's sad how this platform has devolved into a money greedy shithole

    • @gleamingbige8119
      @gleamingbige8119 3 роки тому

      @@TheElino Same with celebrities, they can get away with that as well

  • @happyloafs8383
    @happyloafs8383 5 років тому +152

    When he was gonna say "Ad glued to my windshield" I got an ad.

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 3 роки тому +16

    The biggest scam about the zip reader is that computers can already read zips without add-ons

    • @katielee1536
      @katielee1536 3 роки тому

      and its also 8k a year for a subscription

  • @jonythanappleton1955
    @jonythanappleton1955 5 років тому +255

    Okay... let me defend the "Alone Cam". That was from the Huntsville Havoc's "Awful Night". Everything that evening was designed to be terrible... they handed out plastic spoons with the team name spelled wrong on them.

    • @arthurtheslime9359
      @arthurtheslime9359 5 років тому +18

      Jonythan Appleton which makes their use of comic sans perfect.

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 5 років тому +3

      @@AverageDunce Wife/girlfriend/friends could simply have gone to the bathroom since this looks like halftime.

    • @wellno9276
      @wellno9276 5 років тому

      @@Goldenkitten1 /Husband/boyfriend/friend

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 5 років тому +1

      @@wellno9276 It's amazing that you had to white knight to the rescue when literally all of those could fit under friend just as easily. This PC shit is getting out of control, "Oh, you forgot to mention otherkin, let me reprimand you" and this is coming from someone who believes people have the choice to do what they want. You do not need to run around the internet correcting everyone, absolutely everyone knew what I meant but because there was an oppurtunity to look PC you took it and ran with it to give yourself an inflated ego.

    • @wellno9276
      @wellno9276 5 років тому +3

      @@Goldenkitten1 i was not trying to piss you of or something, sorry

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 4 роки тому +102

    real quick can we just appreciate
    6:47 "Marky Mark and the Zuckerbunch"

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 роки тому

      I’ve had the I.D. Bs before...

  • @Drew57720
    @Drew57720 5 років тому +283

    Facebook has a habit of “accidentally” leaking users private and sensitive info. That whole thing with him selling users info for ads is very sketchy and he needs to be held accountable. 7:00 went too far.
    Edit: wow thanks for 100 likes!

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 5 років тому +13

      That's why when they asked me to validate the name I use on Facebook, I simply deleted my account. People who are planning to change their legal name for numerous reasons (for instance, being Trans) aren't allowed to on Facebook because it _demands_ that you have some form of ID with that name on it.

    • @bimaakhmadi9466
      @bimaakhmadi9466 5 років тому +1

      Really? I've used facebook for years and have changed my 'fake' name numerous times. some of them actually pretty silly too lmao.
      Not even once i get something like that.

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 5 років тому +3

      @@bimaakhmadi9466 You have to get reported for it to happen.

    • @keshavsrivastava1956
      @keshavsrivastava1956 5 років тому +1

      Nope. It's how stuff works. Companies use your data and eyeball what they think u like the best.
      Here's the fun part. Then they start bombarding u with ads for that thing.

    • @DL-nn1ws
      @DL-nn1ws 4 роки тому

      How do I delete my account?

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl 4 роки тому +15

    9:22 I imagine another comment has mentioned this already, but the A-hole design isn't in the fact that the three numbers add up to 101%. The A-hole design is that the 62% makes up less than half of the circle, and the 34% is a great deal MORE than a third of the circle. They are using visual cues to make it look like pro-life and pro-choice are approximately even when in fact almost twice as many people are pro-choice.

  • @11gscanlan
    @11gscanlan 5 років тому +298

    2000 - This Millenia will be Great!
    2022 - GOOGLE is now a Paid Subscription - £20 per month. Helps us fix issues and other things like that.

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 5 років тому +10

      *BING INTENSIFIES*

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +12

      Don’t give them ideas!

    • @AvastYourAssss
      @AvastYourAssss 5 років тому

      Unrelated but... is your second name on UA-cam scan due to your picture. 🤔

    • @saddog8087
      @saddog8087 5 років тому +2

      Also google: every use costs $5.

    • @whathead07
      @whathead07 5 років тому +5

      The pornsearch engine ( more commonly known as "bing") is now more popular.

  • @xhisteriah
    @xhisteriah 5 років тому +80

    9:17 no, the reason why it’s an asshole design is because the 62% piece takes up less than half the pie chart and the 34% piece takes up about as much as the one nearly twice it’s size.

    • @LPPB
      @LPPB 5 років тому +3

      And also the 101 thing

    • @xhisteriah
      @xhisteriah 5 років тому +1

      The 101 thing could be bad rounding

    • @2ndThought_
      @2ndThought_ 5 років тому +1

      101 errors are common.

  • @JaN-Pigeon
    @JaN-Pigeon 5 років тому +136

    "that's why you search for flights in incognito"
    Wife: Honey what are you doing
    Me: Just intensely enjoying buying airplane tickets

  • @figureintheforest3442
    @figureintheforest3442 3 роки тому +17

    This just makes me not want to buy stuff anymore unless I absolutely have to.

  • @taneli5026
    @taneli5026 5 років тому +294

    EA: it's not loot boxes it's surprise mechanics.
    Me: It'S nOT robBeRy IT's suRpRise WiThdRaWal

    • @Linktober04
      @Linktober04 5 років тому +29

      The "It wasn't murder it was a suprise funeral" is a much superior joke.

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 років тому +1

      13:51
      *W I L L T H E S T U P I D I T Y N E V E R E N D*

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 років тому +3

      It's not a scam. It's a surprise.

    • @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579
      @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579 5 років тому +3

      It's not piracy, it's SUPRISE RERELEASE

    • @xander.2609
      @xander.2609 5 років тому +3

      It’s not breaking and entering it’s surprise visiting

  • @blackironwalterkus3851
    @blackironwalterkus3851 5 років тому +113

    5:00 no that’s there to trick you into thinking you have a bad credit score

  • @interstelllar1888
    @interstelllar1888 4 роки тому +110

    Our Disney+ cancelled our subscription because it was “too hard” for them to accept our money the last time we had to pay up .-. So now we watch pirated stuffs

    • @Speed_Zamaa
      @Speed_Zamaa 3 роки тому +12

      Great decision, off topic, but my dad and my stepmother wanted to watch soul with me in disney+, but they couldn't pay in any of the house laptops and we ended up watching that movie on youtube xD

    • @Rpr1580
      @Rpr1580 3 роки тому +8

      And they wonder why people pirate things

  • @bonus8386
    @bonus8386 3 роки тому +8

    The fact that UA-cam puts ads at the ends of some videos and doesn’t let you check how long is left on the video so when you watch the ad the video just ends and you could’ve saved 15 seconds of your life :(

  • @catattack7639
    @catattack7639 5 років тому +136

    I looked up the Uber one. It actually is meant to reroute you to drivers more experienced with these types of clients.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 років тому +20

      I get the concept, but the extra wait may mean an extra chance of on impatient drunk dude going ahead and driving.

  • @xeras6101
    @xeras6101 5 років тому +39

    9:17 EmKay calculates that numbers equal 101% but doesn't see the fact the 62% is smaller than half.

  • @toredlund3912
    @toredlund3912 5 років тому +307

    7:14 oh no, they wrote could of instead of could've. This is what Jacksfilms warned us about!

    • @anti_honey
      @anti_honey 5 років тому +5

      And on it's way instead of on its way. I wouldn't blame nature for making us extinct already.

    • @thebananarepublic7255
      @thebananarepublic7255 5 років тому +1

      Help me clean up UA-cam if you see a bad bad comment take a screen cap of it and send it my way on my Twitter or my Facebook Fan Page
      Your Grammer Sucks

    • @tuamatrem8304
      @tuamatrem8304 5 років тому +2

      @@thebananarepublic7255 "YGS every Friday"

    • @gabeabraham1757
      @gabeabraham1757 5 років тому

      HAHA I was about to comment the same thing!

    • @Affeltrucken
      @Affeltrucken 5 років тому +1

      did anyone else miss that they wrote "you're order" instead of "your order" or am I missing a joke?

  • @void_knight_0015
    @void_knight_0015 3 роки тому +6

    5:38 I've been using the term "rat bastards" for years and this I the first time I've heard anyone other than me say it. I am immensely pleased.

  • @kristinabohilova5443
    @kristinabohilova5443 5 років тому +246

    Thumbnail a*sholedesignt:
    Auto Chess
    The one ad that I saw while watching this video:
    *Auto Chess*

    • @minecrafterIVI
      @minecrafterIVI 5 років тому

      Imo the make calls thing is for the notifications from the game

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +1

      @@minecrafterIVI No, all apps can send notifications without any permissions (unless you block notifications). The vast majority of apps does not request the make calls permission.

  • @s0LLagal
    @s0LLagal 5 років тому +48

    When Damian pronounced "heresy" the way he did:
    *HERESY INTENSIFIES*

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 4 роки тому +1

      When you wrote "Damian" instead of "Damien" while making a comment about how he pronounces words
      *KARMA INTENSIFIES*

  • @kozakos1999
    @kozakos1999 5 років тому +438

    4:38 I got this once and uploaded a meme. They still unlocked my account.

    • @DiamondPanda207
      @DiamondPanda207 5 років тому +24

      good to know that its just another dumb bot

    • @connorloughmiller7821
      @connorloughmiller7821 5 років тому +12

      Mark Z. just REALLY liked the meme

    • @sparrowflyaway
      @sparrowflyaway 5 років тому +7

      Thanks for the tip! If this ever happens to me I’ll go on a meme creator website and make one especially for them.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +1

      One of my Facebook friends said that too.

    • @saddog8087
      @saddog8087 5 років тому

      You know what picture I would use

  • @sekai9906
    @sekai9906 4 роки тому +4

    1:32 And this, ladies and gentlemen is why you should always check the price per pound instead of the price per unit.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +2

      Or price per kilogram, like in the civilised world ;)

    • @sekai9906
      @sekai9906 4 роки тому

      @@Liggliluff Yes, that too :)

  • @Fox-983
    @Fox-983 5 років тому +58

    8:24
    “The first rule of fight club, is don’t talk about fight club.”

  • @ghxst.6494
    @ghxst.6494 4 роки тому +49

    10:34 I literally tried to tap “Skip Ad” out of habit, despite knowing that it wasn’t really an ad

    • @jacknuber7442
      @jacknuber7442 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 4 роки тому

      So did i

    • @bradgsardine2418
      @bradgsardine2418 3 роки тому +1

      Yep, seeing if someone is as big an idiot as I am.

    • @getromire
      @getromire 3 роки тому +1

      Lol i try to press the invisible skip ad button when someone is doing a sponsor

  • @jillianjjp0013
    @jillianjjp0013 5 років тому +32

    9:00 Skype does this too. Every month I’m charged $8 and you’re not allowed to cancel the subscription. It’s not a lot, but when you’re trying to save up for college, it damages your income.

    • @nudnud9
      @nudnud9 5 років тому +2

      what the fuck? there is no way in living hell that is legal

  • @Paper_Brain
    @Paper_Brain 3 роки тому +2

    Got a swiffer ad saying that mops are bad because they have bacteria, implying that the swiffer somehow is immune to growing bacteria, some of the most resilient organisms on the planet

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 5 років тому +185

    *Press volume up on phone, volume won't go up after a few presses*
    Phone: LISTENING AT MAX VOLUME IS BAAAAAAD!

    • @yuminago
      @yuminago 5 років тому +8

      but it is?

    • @NotBavarian
      @NotBavarian 5 років тому +5

      I meant it is though

    • @adamolis
      @adamolis 5 років тому +4

      Because it is bad

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 5 років тому +6

      Okay. you can't blame them for that. The robots are looking out for you (Or they have to put that by law.) This is a little nit picky at this point.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +6

      AxeHead Hill
      Yeah but they do it every time it goes above the threshold. What if the content is quiet or my earbuds are broken?

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 5 років тому +84

    "But here are some of the items you could of bought."
    Not only is that an asshole design, that's not even proper grammar!

  • @autumnmcclinchey
    @autumnmcclinchey 5 років тому +53

    The gluten free brownies got me since my sister can't eat gluten it physically hurts her and makes her sick
    Sick people out there

  • @AwesomeDude799
    @AwesomeDude799 2 роки тому +2

    13:39 Ha, "half whey". I get it. 😂

  • @-Archant
    @-Archant 5 років тому +61

    Ironically i got an ad right after the "turns off addblock."

  • @Gauvs-Guy
    @Gauvs-Guy 5 років тому +58

    At 9:25 not only do the numbers add up to 101 but 62% and 32% appear to be equal on the pie chart

    • @kittencookiecronch4493
      @kittencookiecronch4493 5 років тому +1

      Arshan_10 Fanclub I think that’s so it appears that Pro-Life people are just as much, if not greater than, Pro-Choice people. It gives them the illusion of power I guess xD

    • @magicmanticore3536
      @magicmanticore3536 5 років тому +1

      Thank you, I legit didn’t notice that.

  • @ImHim9001
    @ImHim9001 5 років тому +339

    9:14 not just that 62% is more then 50 % and yet it’s represented as like 45%
    Edit: holy crap wasn’t expecting any likes let alone 140

    • @xhisteriah
      @xhisteriah 5 років тому +44

      Also, 32% is represented the same as 62%, despite a near two-fold change.

    • @lophtix7529
      @lophtix7529 5 років тому +7

      But the percentage might be right if it is like 61.66, 33.66 and 4.67 rounded up to 62, 34 and 5

    • @ImHim9001
      @ImHim9001 5 років тому +3

      Some Asshole ya that’s what I was thinking

    • @ImHim9001
      @ImHim9001 5 років тому +2

      10000 subscribers without videos no because 50% is automatically one half so if you add on to that it would become more of the size but instead in decreases

    • @lophtix7529
      @lophtix7529 5 років тому +3

      @@ImHim9001 the graph and the precentage doesn't, and that's why it's an asshole design. My other comment waa for pointing out that EmKay looked at the wrong thing.

  • @t_qev
    @t_qev 4 роки тому +18

    Ok ok funny story. I had an ad in UA-cam of a naked girl doing "stuff" and UA-cam said hey fuck it. This happend three times and they let this shit into UA-cam. Plus bonus story. a video about a guy talking about animal abuse and laughing in it. by talking I meant encouraging it!! Wtf UA-cam I wanna watch memes not this shit

  • @guesty_.
    @guesty_. 5 років тому +255

    cough drop: 10 dollars
    Anti-Vaxx mother's: *I see this as a absolute win!*

    • @SeaGallSavage
      @SeaGallSavage 5 років тому +1

      YaBoiTraps *An you stupid 1st grader. Joke was true, but you aren’t in ANY position to be judging anybody right now with that writing skill level.

    • @guesty_.
      @guesty_. 5 років тому +27

      @@SeaGallSavage Judging? Fucking judging? Who the fuck is judging? What am I judging? I don't see that I'm judging. And calling me a 1st grader because I forgot to use the letter n next to a is truly fucking stupid. You're the one judging. Pal.

    • @xylopylo
      @xylopylo 5 років тому +16

      @@SeaGallSavage Uh who the fuck are you? Why are you getting offended over a slight of hand spelling mistake? Don't get me started on your ability to insult. Jesus Christ!

    • @yoeteroni863
      @yoeteroni863 5 років тому +2

      @@SeaGallSavage 🤡🤡🤡

    • @MischieviousJirachi
      @MischieviousJirachi 5 років тому +7

      @@SeaGallSavage Ok anti-vaxxer

  • @ikhotivus
    @ikhotivus 5 років тому +153

    Spotify is a edgy 13 year old that likes drake.
    There’s proof.

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 5 років тому +4

      *spotify* not spofity

    • @LinoleumFire
      @LinoleumFire 5 років тому

      ....
      Sad cringe

    • @motomikeyoutube
      @motomikeyoutube 5 років тому +3

      i think the words "edgy" and "drake" should start seeing other people, because they sure as hell dont belong together.

    • @ikhotivus
      @ikhotivus 5 років тому +2

      moto mike i know. Spotify also listens to Billie E

    • @motomikeyoutube
      @motomikeyoutube 5 років тому

      @@ikhotivus lol

  • @drumtantrum6825
    @drumtantrum6825 5 років тому +136

    6:33 yeah they do that. They asked me to upload an id just a couple of months ago. Ew, right? Well, I uploaded a pic of my account name, a buncha parallel lines with a series of numbers to emulate a barcode, the words "TOTES VALID ID", and a doodle of one of my previous profile pics (which was also a doodle) and guess what
    *they let me back in*
    *IT FCKIN WORKED*
    Edit: Note that it was done *by hand and with a pencil*

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +3

      I need to see this

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 5 років тому +1

      wut

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 років тому +3

      I was thinking it was a scam, ID theft by someone pretending to be fb

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому

      Ian moseley
      1. If it let him in, there was no scam.
      2. Scammers can’t disable your Facebook account like Facebook can.

    • @alexdoesmemes8380
      @alexdoesmemes8380 5 років тому

      Ian moseley they sell user info for money. It’s for money not a scam.

  • @MrRamziaB
    @MrRamziaB 3 роки тому +4

    The 10¢ extra is the credit card processing fee. It's marked on every card reader on a vending machine.

  • @Omcmch
    @Omcmch 5 років тому +92

    What’s up guys welcome back to Damien my name is Emkay

  • @Braixie
    @Braixie 5 років тому +34

    My husband deactivated his facebook after it asked him to upload a picture of his ID to confirm his name was what he said it was.

  • @ethan.8076
    @ethan.8076 5 років тому +143

    13:15 he finished reading “turns off Adblock” and hit me with a double ad. I feel betrayed UwU.

  • @corvidae.corvus
    @corvidae.corvus 4 роки тому +1

    The fact that there's a typo on the "just kidding but here's what you could of bought" when it should be "have bought" just makes it so much better

  • @williamjordan3791
    @williamjordan3791 4 роки тому +70

    4:52
    Did the person realise that the credit score starts at 250 instead of 0 when he "drawn to scale"

    • @caim-t4755
      @caim-t4755 4 роки тому +2

      dam urite

    • @spicycaik359
      @spicycaik359 4 роки тому +2

      I think he knows but the one starting at 250 makes him look worse that from 0

    • @AchiGouri
      @AchiGouri 4 роки тому +1

      Credit score actually starts at 350, but yeah it’s still wrong.

  • @mischiefthecat53
    @mischiefthecat53 5 років тому +143

    11:27
    My brother was filming part of one of his videos in a golf course and all star by smash mouth started playing and it got claimed literally seconds after it was uploaded
    Edit: his channel is Mister Weird if you want to check it out

  • @corbinbrier0
    @corbinbrier0 5 років тому +42

    *My entire life would be compatible for the alone cam.*

  • @ScbdfrgStratten
    @ScbdfrgStratten 3 роки тому +6

    Crappy design: spotify doesn't automatically go to offline mode if you have no connection, you have to manually go to the settings and do it yourself