I'm gonna have to agree with DewStorm88 here. [BGM: Crush and Strike - Yakuza 3] I, too, hate the internet sometimes. But it's for different reasons: what with last month's Evil Patrick meme from the SpongeBob episode "Nature Pants", and anything involving Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. More on that later. Not to mention Kion's love square between Fuli the King Cheetah, Jasiri the Hyena, and fellow lion/Outlander Vitani (the latter third may obviously mirror Kovu and Kiara). Leave it to the fans to decide which. But that's another story. Going back to the previous topic, memes. Sometimes, they might be mildly amusing. But oftentimes (which they fall squarely into in my opinion), they can get so annoying and so obnoxious that I just wanna shut my computer off. To quote The Magic School Bus's Arnold, "I knew I should have stayed home today". I don't blame ya, kid. Although you're the wussiest student in the class. I might as well adorn you with a "Wuss" cap. (cs188 record scratch) [BGM: One Eyed Dancer - Yakuza 0] And need I remind you that I'm in dire need of Speedwagon's severed head as a trophy. Matter of fact, (bleep)k Speedwagon, (bleep)k everything he stands for, and most of all, (bleep)k the entire Jojo's Bizarre Adventure franchise, it needs to... (Clips: AVGN's "DIE!" from his Top Gun review (double volume, colors inverted), and Nostalgia Critic's "DIE...!!" from his Good Burger review) And even though I'd know better than to wish ill will on him, here's my personal "message" to one Araki Hirohiko, and that's... (Clip: Nostalgia Critic's "YOU ARE SCUM!" from his North review) I swear, Araki is the Five Nights at Freddy's of mangaka. And the one conclusion I can draw from this? Even though I, more often than not, "creep them out" through the Announcer Chronicles... [pics of Shinichiro Miki on the left, and Rumi Ochiai on the right] ...at least my two favorite seiyuus aren't in Jojo. Hey, they mean a lot more to me... (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure logo with the prohibition symbol superimposed over it) than some stupid manga franchise made for obnoxious and annoying memes. (black screen) And going back into SpongeBob, first Caveman SpongeBob from "SB-129", then Chicken SpongeBob from the infamous "Little Yellow Book", and NOW Evil Patrick from "Nature Pants"?! These guys... are un-(bleep)ing-believable. And that tears it. I am as much a troll to the fanbases of Jojo, Harry Potter, Fire Emblem, and Metal Gear as Egoraptor is to the Sonic fanbase. (fecman94 and ExandShadow record scratches) Also, news. Pokemon on Switch confirmed as Generation 8. (SFX: Kids' YAY!) And now, me validating my feelings towards the songs "HUMBLE.", "Redbone", "Despacito", and all the crap from 2016 and '17. (AVGN Diarrhea reels, BA163 and BA174, ending with Nostalgia Critic's "Big Lipped Alligator Moment") And now... [BGM: Bloodstained Philosophy - Yakuza 6: The Song of Life] Voice Acting Announcer! (Sonic, Sm4sh) Sonic! (Tails, Boom) Tails! (Knuckles, Boom) Knuckles! (Lloyd Irving) Lloyd the Knight! (Akira, VF5) Akira! (Pai, VF5) Pai Chan! (Lars, Tag 2) Lars! (Zafina, Tag 2) Zafina! (Sheena Fujibayashi) Sheena the Summoner! (Goro, Mortal Kombat X) King Goro! (Sheeva, For the Shokan by zakuman) Queen Sheeva! (Bentley the Turtle) Bentley! (Mario, Sm4sh) It's-a me, Mario! (Luigi, Sm4sh) And it's-a we, Luigi! (Rouge, Generations) Rouge! (Cream) Cream! (Blaze, Boom) Blaze! (Silver, Generations) Silver! (Amy Rose, Boom) Amy Rose! (Shadow, Generations) Shadow. (Shade, unmasked) Shade. (Link, BOTW) Lunk! (Fox, Sm4sh) Star Fox! (Shulk, Sm4sh) Shulk! (Guts, Musou) Guts. (Casca, Musou) Casca. (Infernape) Kaka Carrot Cake! Or Goku. (Lucario) Virginia. (Tyranitar) THE MOTHER(bleep)IN' TYRANITAR!! (Luxray) Da. The Luxray. (Goodra) GOODRA! (Flareon) Flareon! (Glaceon) Glaceon! (Dante, MVC3) Featuring Dante. (Trish, MVC3) And Trish. (Bentley, green) It's good to be back in the Announcer chronicles! (JoshScorcher record scratch) And now a word from our sponsors. (Jason hates The Nutshack (Nostalgia Critic screams "ENOUGH!" from his Star Wars Holiday Special review), Waluigi's Taco Stand (SFX: AVGN: ASS! (Top Gun)), Mass Destruction (SFX: Tourettes Guy: PISS!!), The Flintstones theme (Announcer: DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!) Sandstorm (from 0:29), and We Are Number One (Announcer: AAAARGH!!)) Welp, I felt like that's all the time we have here. See you on the next Sm4sh Announcer! Don't let Sly know... But we're off to visit the newly restored Pride Lands! Oh, and Tarzan's treehouse has just been renovated. (No, not actually on-screen) See you around! [BGM: Vertical Point - Yakuza Kiwami, 2:58 - 3:13, 1:17 - 1:32]
Happy earth day everyone. and the power is yours. wish me luck getting (capt. planet vo) CAPTAIN PLANET (anouncer vo) any who. (cyran) im going to miss miitomo on may 9th (the lonely man the incredible hulk 0:00-0:03, music fades) (red) anyway (white) i need a refrance for a Zootopia. (Gex vo) got you covered if you please bring back to zootopia i love! (suspense strike) (tomfawkes: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?) (orange) (anouncer vo) uh.. thanks? anyway. i have a new tablet was a (pic) Lenovo Tab3 7 (Victory! Fire Emblem smash 4 music) welp time to get rid of the new show that i hate JASOOOOOOOOOON!!! (Jason hates BIG MOUTH theme from netflix originals (Nostalgia Critic screams "ENOUGH!" from his Star Wars Holiday Special review)) thank you. oh and will you get rid of undertale musics cause they are making the undertale Switch. (Jason hates Undertale theme (Mustashe girl from a hat in time ENOUGH!)) thanks. now im a free man now. well at least they made Shadow of the Calossius rebooted. (grouns) ulgh. back to shadowverse.
I'm gonna have to agree with DewStorm88 here. [BGM: Crush and Strike - Yakuza 3] I, too, hate the internet sometimes. But it's for different reasons: what with last month's Evil Patrick meme from the SpongeBob episode "Nature Pants", and anything involving Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. More on that later. Not to mention Kion's love square between Fuli the King Cheetah, Jasiri the Hyena, and fellow lion/Outlander Vitani (the latter third may obviously mirror Kovu and Kiara). Leave it to the fans to decide which. But that's another story. Going back to the previous topic, memes. Sometimes, they might be mildly amusing. But oftentimes (which they fall squarely into in my opinion), they can get so annoying and so obnoxious that I just wanna shut my computer off. To quote The Magic School Bus's Arnold, "I knew I should have stayed home today". I don't blame ya, kid. Although you're the wussiest student in the class. I might as well adorn you with a "Wuss" cap. (cs188 record scratch) [BGM: One Eyed Dancer - Yakuza 0] And need I remind you that I'm in dire need of Speedwagon's severed head as a trophy. Matter of fact, (bleep)k Speedwagon, (bleep)k everything he stands for, and most of all, (bleep)k the entire Jojo's Bizarre Adventure franchise, it needs to... (Clips: AVGN's "DIE!" from his Top Gun review (double volume, colors inverted), and Nostalgia Critic's "DIE...!!" from his Good Burger review) And even though I'd know better than to wish ill will on him, here's my personal "message" to one Araki Hirohiko, and that's... (Clip: Nostalgia Critic's "YOU ARE SCUM!" from his North review) I swear, Araki is the Five Nights at Freddy's of mangaka. And the one conclusion I can draw from this? Even though I, more often than not, "creep them out" through the Announcer Chronicles... [pics of Shinichiro Miki on the left, and Rumi Ochiai on the right] ...at least my two favorite seiyuus aren't in Jojo. Hey, they mean a lot more to me... (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure logo with the prohibition symbol superimposed over it) than some stupid manga franchise made for obnoxious and annoying memes. (black screen) And going back into SpongeBob, first Caveman SpongeBob from "SB-129", then Chicken SpongeBob from the infamous "Little Yellow Book", and NOW Evil Patrick from "Nature Pants"?! These guys... are un-(bleep)ing-believable. And that tears it. I am as much a troll to the fanbases of Jojo, Harry Potter, Fire Emblem, and Metal Gear as Egoraptor is to the Sonic fanbase. (fecman94 and ExandShadow record scratches) Also, news. Pokemon on Switch confirmed as Generation 8. (SFX: Kids' YAY!) And now, me validating my feelings towards the songs "HUMBLE.", "Redbone", "Despacito", and all the crap from 2016 and '17. (AVGN Diarrhea reels, BA163 and BA174, ending with Nostalgia Critic's "Big Lipped Alligator Moment") And now... [BGM: Bloodstained Philosophy - Yakuza 6: The Song of Life] Voice Acting Announcer! (Sonic, Sm4sh) Sonic! (Tails, Boom) Tails! (Knuckles, Boom) Knuckles! (Lloyd Irving) Lloyd the Knight! (Akira, VF5) Akira! (Pai, VF5) Pai Chan! (Lars, Tag 2) Lars! (Zafina, Tag 2) Zafina! (Sheena Fujibayashi) Sheena the Summoner! (Goro, Mortal Kombat X) King Goro! (Sheeva, For the Shokan by zakuman) Queen Sheeva! (Bentley the Turtle) Bentley! (Mario, Sm4sh) It's-a me, Mario! (Luigi, Sm4sh) And it's-a we, Luigi! (Rouge, Generations) Rouge! (Cream) Cream! (Blaze, Boom) Blaze! (Silver, Generations) Silver! (Amy Rose, Boom) Amy Rose! (Shadow, Generations) Shadow. (Shade, unmasked) Shade. (Link, BOTW) Lunk! (Fox, Sm4sh) Star Fox! (Shulk, Sm4sh) Shulk! (Guts, Musou) Guts. (Casca, Musou) Casca. (Infernape) Kaka Carrot Cake! Or Goku. (Lucario) Virginia. (Tyranitar) THE MOTHER(bleep)IN' TYRANITAR!! (Luxray) Da. The Luxray. (Goodra) GOODRA! (Flareon) Flareon! (Glaceon) Glaceon! (Dante, MVC3) Featuring Dante. (Trish, MVC3) And Trish. (Bentley, green) It's good to be back in the Announcer chronicles! (JoshScorcher record scratch) And now a word from our sponsors. (Jason hates The Nutshack (Nostalgia Critic screams "ENOUGH!" from his Star Wars Holiday Special review), Waluigi's Taco Stand (SFX: AVGN: ASS! (Top Gun)), Mass Destruction (SFX: Tourettes Guy: PISS!!), The Flintstones theme (Announcer: DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!) Sandstorm (from 0:29), and We Are Number One (Announcer: AAAARGH!!)) Welp, I felt like that's all the time we have here. See you on the next Sm4sh Announcer! Don't let Sly know... But we're off to visit the newly restored Pride Lands! Oh, and Tarzan's treehouse has just been renovated. (No, not actually on-screen) See you around! [BGM: Vertical Point - Yakuza Kiwami, 2:58 - 3:13, 1:17 - 1:32]
Being caught snooping around someone's house usually has a negative consequence. Did you learn nothing from your experience with that witch last year?
Happy earth day everyone. and the power is yours. wish me luck getting (capt. planet vo) CAPTAIN PLANET (anouncer vo) any who.
(cyran) im going to miss miitomo on may 9th (the lonely man the incredible hulk 0:00-0:03, music fades)
(red) anyway
(white) i need a refrance for a Zootopia.
(Gex vo) got you covered if you please bring back to zootopia i love! (suspense strike)
(tomfawkes: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?)
(orange) (anouncer vo) uh.. thanks? anyway.
i have a new tablet was a (pic) Lenovo Tab3 7 (Victory! Fire Emblem smash 4 music)
welp time to get rid of the new show that i hate JASOOOOOOOOOON!!! (Jason hates BIG MOUTH theme from netflix originals (Nostalgia Critic screams "ENOUGH!" from his Star Wars Holiday Special review)) thank you. oh and will you get rid of undertale musics cause they are making the undertale Switch. (Jason hates Undertale theme (Mustashe girl from a hat in time ENOUGH!))
thanks. now im a free man now. well at least they made Shadow of the Calossius rebooted.
(grouns) ulgh. back to shadowverse.