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Fox almost got his bushy tail roasted ^^

This is a promotional video for my debut novel, "The Epic Tale of Tom and Flare," which can be found here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0CPNTWMPP

This is a promotional video for my debut novel, "The Epic Tale of Tom and Flare," which can be found here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0CPNTWMPP

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Yahoo!!!! It's back!!!! I absolutely love it 😍

IT WAS UNPRIVATED PRAISE HYLIA

Hi @Mike , I'm a Collector of Gameplays recorded on VHS and I Collect all types of Demos about PC Games (dem_files recorded in-game and CD's magazines), and since you've uploaded some old gameplay footgaes, I wondering if you still have those old stuffs. Greetings and thanks in advance for your answer.

See guys? Triple Dip is good, I swear

Chief, WHERE'S the Super Mario Galaxy 2 Co-Op?

This is so damn good. Nice job!

Hope you are enjoying Smash Ultimate! Any plans to do a Smash Ultimate announcer series?

Why Is Don Flamenco Your Favorite Character. Is It Because Of Clap Attack《3 Hook Combo》, Is That The Reason Why He's Your Favorite Character.

You Can Also Use The Minus Button To Use A Star Punch As Well.

《Aran Ryan Says》. 1. Ya Pretty Like My Sister. 2. Nothing But Cheese Burgers In Those Gloves Ha Little Mac. 3. How Do Ya Like My Sister. 4. If Ya Lie Down With Dog, Then You'll Rise Up With Fleeze.

Man, TD Bald Bull Had Kept Me Down For 2 Weeks.

Why In Part 17 Did You Say - "And Then You'll Get DarBeast." That Made Laugh My Spots Off.

Also, Did You That Back When They First Made This Game, They Were Going To Make The Secret Character "Princess Peach".

By The Way, How Old Are You, & Where Do You Live

The First Time I Tried To Beat (TD) Glass Joe I Lost To Him Like 2 Or 3 Times.

(not a request, this is for Sm4sh 18, when you get your new laptop) (gray, no announcer, grayscale for each pic for 4 seconds apiece, set to Reflection from Sonic Adventure 2) In Memory of those we lost: Adam West (1928 - 2017), Hugh Hefner (1926 - 2017), John Bain, AKA TotalBiscuit (1984 - 2018), Stefan Karl Stefansson (1975 - 2018), Unshou Ishizuka (1951 - 2018), Aretha Franklin (1942 - 2018), John McCain (1936 - 2018), Kim Porter (1971 - 2018), Vader (1955 - 2018), Burt Reynolds (1936 - 2018), Stephen Hillenburg (1961 - 2018), and Stan Lee (1922 - 2018). (music fades). (Announcer, black screen, white text) I've got a fever... and the only prescription... is more of Mike's Announcer chronicles! And now, the story. (sigh) Why couldn't they have taken Araki-san instead? All right. There's something I have to get off my chest... [SFX: Eddy: GET IT ON! (from Tag Yer Ed)] (red) [BGM: Hailstorm - Yakuza 5] Universal Music Group... You've been riding my back for too long. Why in the f(bleep) would you claim Brawl Announcers 194 and 243 just because you signed a deal with UA-cam, nay, because you hate fair use? (SFX: Jeffy's "ARE YOU F(bleep)ING HIGH?!" from Jeffy's Tantrum) (AVGN: THIS IS (bleep)ED BEYOND BELIEF!! (Batman Part 1)) The reason couldn't be more simple: you, Warner Music Group, 20th Century Fox, Sony Music Entertainment, AND ESPECIALLY Viacom are nothing more than grubby, money-hungry, greedy BASTARDS! (Nostalgia Critic: YOU! ARE! SCUM!! (North)) What have you to gain for claiming the rights to every video through sock-puppetry, Universal Music Group?! (Tourettes Guy: PISS, PISS, PISS! WASHCLOTH!) NOTHING! (Nostalgia Critic's "JUST EXPLAIN!!" with Planet Explosion, Majin Vegeta's Final Explosion) What I ask, nay, DEMAND you do, is MAKE BRAWL ANNOUNCERS 194 AND 243 PUBLIC AGAIN! NOW!! (Pinkie Pie: (gasp) Make that bunny cute again! NOW!) (Tourettes Guy: If I don't get a full refund, I'm gonna take you to small claims court, and take my business to Comcast! And once you see my (Pingas!), YOU WON'T WANT IT!) I, MIGUEL ANDRES LUNA, THE NOMADIC, CHRONICLING ANNOUNCER WILL NEVER BE SILENCED!!! (Tourettes Guy WTF BOOM with Planet Explosion, Omega Shenron's Minus Power Ball) (Mike's VO: Ya might wanna backpedal there, Announcer...) Not another word from you slimy sons of bi(FEMALE DOG)es. (Tourettes Guy: HORSE MANURE! I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A (bleep)!) Who the HELL do you copyright Nazis think you are, thinking you can get away with ignoring fair use by committing perjury? (AVGN: So that's enough of this (bleep). (Bible Games)) [fecman94 record scratch] (white) I'm gonna miss fecman94 now that he's found love. In Pokemon Crystal, no Raikou and Entei, no Ho-oh. (Tourettes Guy: Ronald Mc(bleep)damn Donald) Oh, yeah. I've got good news: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is coming to Nintendo Switch on December 7th, 2018! [SFX: Act Clear - Sonic the Hedgehog 3] But unfortunately, it's just an enhanced port of Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS... [SFX: Game Over - Super Smash Bros. Brawl] But a port with new faces nonetheless! No, not really. ...New faces, notably Ridley, King K. Rool, Simon and Richter Belmont (I'm not kidding), Dark Samus, and Chrom! Oh, and Knuckles, Alucard, and Krystal! [SFX: Mission Clear - Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)] ...But unfortunately, Knuckles, Alucard, and Krystal are Assist Trophies. And Shadow is still one. [SFX: Game Over - Super Smash Bros. Brawl] (Michael: NOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NOOOO-) It sucks, because I would have liked them to be playable, especially Krystal. Oh yeah, for Sega fans, who's ready for Shenmue 3 on PlayStation 4 and PC? [SFX: Kids "YAY!", and Round Clear from Shadow the Hedgehog] But unfortunately, it's being delayed... to August 27th, 2019. [SFX: Game Over - Super Smash Bros. Brawl] (Nostalgia Critic: I'm projecting my "NO!" onto this, NO!) But hey, they're using that delay to further refine the gameplay to near perfection, much like the Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night situation. With apologies (her pic) to Komatsu Yuka. (black screen) I've a feeling Smash Ultimate is gonna be (imitates Dunkey) A MASTAHPIECE! (Dunkey: (incomprehensible gibberish) It's a f(EFF!)in' mastahpiece! It's a mastahpiece! Pop the champagne!) (pics of Mamoru Miyano (left) and Kana Hanazawa (right) for no reason as Announcer sings the chorus to Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon", but to the 16 bit Karma Chameleon (here: watch?v=huvD9Na4-2o from 0:40.9)) Kana Kana Kana Kana Kana Chameleooooon! You come and gooo~! You come and- (Angry Joe record scratch and Smosh Ian: SHUT UP! That song's copyrighted!) (Announcer stops singing) Sorry about that. Here's my stance on songs like Taste, In My Feelings, I Like It (the Cardi B one, not the Enrique Iglesias one), Bodak Yellow, HUMBLE., Redbone, Wild Thoughts, Despacito, Big Bank, Sicko Mode, XXXTentacion's Sad! (good riddance to that animal), UMG's draconian stance on fair use, and all the s(bleep)y new music from 2015, '16, '17, '18, and the start of '19. (AVGN Diarrhea reels, BA163 and BA174, ending with Nostalgia Chick's Big Lipped Alligator Moment) Ahem, where was I? [BGM: Firelight - Yakuza 0 (try to loop it as heard in-game, if you can)] SEIYUU DISTAFF COUNTERPARTS! And their nicknames. (following pics, all with Announcer's VO) (yellow) (pics of Kenji Nomura (left) and Haruhi Nanao (right)) Salty old lion dog and Agent of Scylla! Kimono made me do this. (magenta) (pics of Tomokazu Sugita (left) and Miyuki Sawashiro (right)) The two TOXIC nuisances of the future! I have nothing against them, though. (green) (pics of Keiji Fujiwara (left) and Aya Hisakawa (right)) Rampaging Minotaur and the Incarnation of Athena! (cyan) (pics of Nobuyuki Hiyama (left) and Fujiko Takimoto (right)) The Howling Raiju and the Ever-So-Graceful Suijin! (blue) (pics of Taiten Kusunoki (left) and Junko Noda (right)) Samurai and Geisha concealing their true forms: White Tiger and Jade Dragoness! (purple) (pics of Koichi Yamadera (left) and Yumi Toma (right)) The Centurion Centaur and the Azure Kirin! EXCELSIOR! (red) (pics of Shinichiro Miki (left) and Rumi Ochiai (right)) THE BURNING PHOENIX OF JUSTICE! And the Alluring Yuki-Onna! Thumbnail for Sm4sh 18! (orange) (pics of Katsuyuki Konishi (left) and Yukari Tamura (right)) S'not like dragons are (mockingly) aNyThInG sPeCiAl. (Tourettes Guy: BO SCHITT!) They're both dragons of red and blue, respectively. (indigo) (pics of Daisuke Kishio (left) and Chie Nakamura (right)) The dashing Velociraptor and the graceful Pteranodon! Vulgarity filter bypasses FTW. (silver) (pics of Kenta Miyake (left) and Yuu Kobayashi (right)) The majestic lion and his servant, the lithe cheetah! (SFX: AVGN: THE WRIST GAME...!) (pine green) (pics of Nobutoshi Canna (left) and Nao Takamori (right)) Hannya and Kitsune join forces to become... NOBLE HANNYA AND FRIENDLY KITSUNE! (salmon) (pics of Masakazu Morita (left) and Houko Kuwashima (right)) The Hot-Blooded Pegasus and the Platinum Unicorn! (lilac) (pics of Kenji Nojima (left) and Rie Kugimiya (right)) Eh, I'll just call 'em Lesser Phoenix and Lesser Yuki-Onna With Equally Bad Tempers. (gold) (pics of Koji Yusa (left) and Sayaka Aoki (right)) I'm having too much fun with this. Anyways, Brawny Cerberus and the Benevolent Sea Serpent! (copper) (pics of Toshiyuki Morikawa (left) and Takako Honda (right)) Have you guys met... The Black Sun Bear and the Moon Dolphin? That's all I can think of, I guess... (light purple) (pics of Ryotaro Okiayu (left) and Yuko Miyamura (right)) Lessee here... We gots ourselves the Intrepid Basilisk and the Watchful Siren! (maroon) (pics of Junichi Kanemaru (left) and Michiko Neya (right)) I may be at my limit... Can we just call them the Golden Wyvern and the Silver Gorgon and call it a day? (platinum) (pics of Yuichi Nakamura (left) and Ryoko Shiraishi (right)) Running out of colors here... I'll know 'em as the younger incarnations of Apollo and Aphrodite. (Master Hand, white) And that's it. [ExandShadow record scratch] Update: PIRANHA PLANT IN SMASH ULTIMATE INSTEAD OF WALUIGI AND SHADOW?! (Tourette's Guy's WTF BOOM with Planet Explosion, Cell's Spirit Bomb) It's just like Walking Dead's f$#%ing Negan in Tekken 7! F$%# you, Sakurai, and f&%$ you too, Harada! Calming down. And now, a (rather lengthy) word from our sponsors. Grab a snack. (Jason hates Dame tu Cosita (Filthy Frank: It's time to stop!), the DK64 rap (Nostalgia Critic: ENOUGH!), Waluigi's Taco Stand, 009 Sound System's "Dreamscape" (Zandig: JEEZUS!), The Simpsons theme, The Flintstones theme (Season 2 onwards), Misha's Pokemon Go song (AVGN: Just shut up! (double volume)), JustinRPG's "I Love Reshiram" (from the first "Lubby Chudder") (Tourettes Guy: SHUT UP!), Snow Halation (AVGN: ASS! (Top Gun)) The Nutshack theme (Tourettes Guy: PISS!), Steamed Hams (Nostalgia Critic: ASS! (Godzilla '98)), Slider from Mario 64 (Nostalgia Critic: ASS! (Bio-Dome)), The Space Jam Theme (from the "Come On and Slam" part), Wily Stage 1 from Mega Man 2, SiivaGunner's Wii Shop Bling (here: watch?v=4Y_D6koUbWI, from 0:05) (Filthy Frank: This is cancer!), and We Are Number One (SiivaGunner mix here: watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo, from 0:05) (Announcer: Good riddance!)) (Jeffy, yellow) I can accept all but that last one. And speaking of that last one... (sarcastic) Wow, Announcer. Just wow. I'm Jeffy, by the way. Uh! Uh! (Master Hand, white) Eh. What was I thinking? Oh, well. Hi, Jeffy! (Jeffy, yellow) See you next week for more ANNOUNCER MADNESS! Later, gators! [SFX: G.A.M.E.O.V.E.R. - Daytona USA] (Announcer, black screen, white) Also, Trump is a corrupt S.O.B. (ess oh bee).

im back for more. anyway im thinking was The ULTIMATE Announcer! *suspense strike* *mike* the ultimate announcer? uh i can do that but im gotta do the same as the smash announcer. *ba* really? *mike* uh yeah just use audacity and do echo and make the rest. everybody is doing it. even you. *chuggaaconroy FORTH WALL BREAKING!* (ba) and who put Daisy in Smash? (daisy) hey there vault hunters! *ba* thats the line from the brawl announcer episode 261 gaz- *reload gun* (mike wispers) not a word *ba* och. now whos in a next fighter in smash *Ridley roars* *ba* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH a dragon *Ridley roars* *mike* HELP A DRAGON IN SMASH KILL IT! *ridley roars* *daisy* Ridley? Words. *ridley* ok. sorry to scare you too. im exided to be in smash. *Everyone* rrrrrrrrrgh. *ridley shrugs* *Daisy shrigs* *snake solid* hey looks like everyone is here. *everyone* SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *paused for 10 seconds* Smash announcer: HOW LONG AM I IN HERE? {mike gives answers} first daisy ridley? now whos in here? K.rool: me ritcher and simon: us isabelle: uh hi im in smash I hope the vilagers will chear me ken: me incineroar: John Cena!!! Smash announcer: ok now who's left in smash ultimate? All: [groans] parana plant.

(SFX: The "HAI YAI FORCES" (x2) from Forces (God Hand mix)) (Mike's VO, as French narrator) One new laptop later... (Announcer) And one cliffhanger later... (Clip: Cliffhanger: Can't. Hold. On. Much. Longer...!) [BGM: My Paradise, Monstro Town - Super Mario RPG] OK, I hate to point this out to you, but there are errors on both our ends. First one was completely my own fault. It was a complete misfire on my part. For example, I should have said (its boxarts) the North American Xenoverse (PS3, US) rather than European Xenoverse (PS4, PAL), Japanese Xenoverse (PS3, JP), or Australian Xenoverse (PS4, AUS, then black screen). Second, Rikiya is pronounced Ree-kee-ya. I swear, you often mispronounce some words on purpose just to spite me. Third one's on you: Alisa does NOT sound like a man just because she's a "robot". I may be late to the realization that in The Announcer Chronicles, that you can voice any character however you wish, but... (sigh) I don't know. I've spent enough of my time b(bleep)ing. I also should have known Shinichiro-sama was Gyro in the JoJo video game adaptations. Another error on my part in Sm4A 12. (SFX: ProJared: Meh, violence! (MegaMan X7, @ 3:17)) [JoshScorcher record scratch] Sorry for misinforming you, Mike. (Mike's VO: No problem) This calls for an intermission. (Pics of Lars and Zafina (Tag 2) to Berserk's "Earth", 2:33 - 3:05) (Dark Mal, gray) Hyrule. Warriors. Definitive. Editionnnnnn... (enunciating) For. NinTENdo. Swit-CHUH! Just the mere thought of any such Dynasty Warriors chaff makes me want to positively VOMIT! And here I am, sitting in a dark room, plotting my next course of action. (Flareon's VO: What's wrong, Dark Mal? Don't like Zelda or Dynasty Warriors?) And do you wish to know what my response is? One. Word. One. Compound. Word. FffffffFU- (Clip: Paranoia Agent opening (here: watch?v=-anabfAg06U, 0:55.9 - 1:03.9) Tha-TUH. Is. All. (white) [BGM: The Land of Sylvarant - Tales of Symphonia] (Master Hand) And why would The Announcer Chronicles draw in Russian, South Korean, and other such videos like it? I'd say that UA-cam's suggestion algorithm... (SFX: AVGN: ASS! (NES Accessories)) is nothing short of BROKEN. Say, Dragon, do you like Goodra? She's a dragon, just like you. (RDE, salmon) Erm... I don't know what to say. (Master Hand, white) Say Dew, do you like Haxorus? He likes sports as well as you do. (DS88, dark yellow) Hmm... I'm indifferent. (SFX: Tourette's Guy: Where's my f(EFF)in' glasses.) (Flareon, red) Yeah, while I was playing through Yakuza 3 (SPOILER ALERT), the ending of Chapter 11 (Crisis) was what got me and Glaceon. (sobs) I'm sorry, Kiryu (KEE-ree-yoo)...! Sound effects only! (SFX: Kiryu: Rikiyaaaa! (here: watch?v=B0mW0w8VRvw 8:51 - end) (SpongeBob narrator: (sobs) 15 minutes later...) (Flareon then stops crying) So, yeah. Yakuza for life! It might as well blow Grand Theft Auto out of the water. Heh. What was I thinking? [Angry Joe record scratch] (cyan) [BGM: Green Grove Act 1 - Sonic 3D Blast (Genesis) (here: watch?v=n7YZJxm5i6w)] (Glaceon) Question, Mike: Exactly why did you use SiIvaGunner's Volcano Valley act 2 (the one that sounds like Linkin Park's "New Divide" for the first half and 30 Seconds to Mars' "Attack" for the second half) instead of the original for Sonic's Rouge 3 and Blaze arc in BA's 278 and 281. And speaking of the former, which version of Green Grove act 1 from Sonic 3D did you use instead of the one playing now and why? You COULD provide links, you know. (Mike's VO, answer) (Glaceon) Well, I see now that you have your reasons, Michael. (Calida, lavender) Now, if I may interject, how long was Calida out of the picture, hm? Hey, Michael, try to be more careful with your new laptop, capisce? (Mike, blue) No worries, Cal. I've got it aaaall under control. (SFX: ProJared: Meeeeh, violence! (MegaMan X7, @ 16:46)) (fecman94 record scratch) (Luxray, navy) Due to Michael needing new laptop, and until then, shame he will have to postpone Sm4sh Announcer series. (SFX: Michael (Office US): NOOO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOO-) Major apologies for inconvenience. [BGM: Game Over - Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)] (Mike's VO: Well, the Russian Luxray isn't lying.) (Luxray) And until then, _do svidaniya,_ comrades. (Master Hand, white) Now, my choice of seiyuus to the Final Fantasy victory fanfares, from 4 to 7, each with their own slides... [BGM: Victory Fanfare - Final Fantasy 4, until 0:31] (with their pics) Okiayu Ryotaro! Kusunoki Taiten! Noda Junko! [BGM: Victory's Fanfare - Final Fantasy 5, until 0:31] (with their pics) Suwabe Junichi! Yusa Kouji! Aoki Sayaka! [BGM: Victory Fanfare - Final Fantasy 6, until 0:32] (with their pics) Hiyama Nobuyuki! Miki Shinichiro! Ochiai Rumi! [BGM: Fanfare - Final Fantasy 7, until 0:22] (with their pics) Nomura Kenji! Kishio Daisuke! Nakamura Chie! (Master Hand, white) If you'll excuse me, I've got some SiIvaGunner memes to discredit. Sorry, bud. (Jason hates the DK64 Rap, Waluigi's Taco Stand, The Nutshack, Snow Halation, The Simpsons theme, All-Star (MIDI), Space Jam (from the "Come On and Slam" part), Steamed Hams, and We Are Number One) (Flareon, red) See you until Mike gets a new laptop on the next... (to the tune of: watch?v=8ylE-XynFSE, 0:23 - 0:28) Smash 4 announcer! (after that "ditty")Until then, adios. [BGM: Bloodstained Philosophy - Yakuza 6: The Song of Life, 3:05 - end]

You dare to gaze? How 'bout stone boots so you can swim with the fishes!

What are you? Some absolute (bleep)ing idiot? Yeah, that tiger is going to eat you, instead of something else. You should have fed him.

Okay, Kimono I get it, I wonder if the Ballot will have any weight on the Smash 5 roster, since at the time the Ballot was announced we all knew the NX was on the way, and that the Wii U had no future,

Happy Late Mother's Day! (SpongeBob narrator: Two hours later... and Dr. Evil: How 'bout no?) Well, Dew... [BGM: Dark Skies - Pokemon X and Y] believe what you want to believe. But know this: Sakurai and crew were forced to work on Smash 5 on Switch... in secrecy. Furthermore, actions of any fanboy (even you) tend to have consequences. So, if I were you, I'd be on my best behavior and not pester Sakurai anymore about guest characters (reasoning why he tweets less), even Krystal in particular (in truth, I'm all for her in Smash for Switch), because the more you do so, the more likely it'll fall on deaf ears, meaning the less he'll listen to such banter. Despite the Smash series being Nintendo's all-time biggest hype generator, it's telling that Smash 5 for Switch is being developed behind closed doors for the sake of keeping it a surprise, BECAUSE OF CLAMORING, IDIOTIC, RECALCITRANT FANBOYS LIKE YOU. But other than that, complain all you want. It won't change squat. I apologize if it ever remotely sets you off, but you must understand. [ExandShadow record scratch] I know for certain he'll misconstrue the message... (The last 6 notes of Sonic 1's Game Over) Nnnnnext on my GameCube/Wii bucket list... [BGM: Receive You ~Tech Trance Arrange~ - Yakuza 0 (extension here: watch?v=1ei2Mme39KI)] ...an update to my collection of GameCube/Wii games on said platforms, starting with (its pic) the GameCube! The games I own and the games I want(^) are as follows, in alphabetical order... (All box arts North American with Announcer's VO) 1080 Avalanche, Animal Crossing, Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean^, Baten Kaitos Origins^, Batman: Vengeance^, Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu^, Crazy Taxi, Custom Robo, Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure^, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2, Ed Edd 'n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures, Fight Night Round 2, F-Zero GX, Gladius, Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee^, Hot Wheels World Race, The Incredibles, The Incredibles: Rise of the Underminer^, Killer7, LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game, LEGO Star Wars 2: The Original Trilogy, Luigi's Mansion^, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, Mario Party 4^, Mario Party 5^, Mario Party 6^, Mario Party 7^, MegaMan Network Transmission, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes^, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance^, Mortal Kombat: Deception^, Pac-Man World 2 with Pac-Man VS., Pac-Man World 3, Peter Jackson's King Kong, P.N.03, Pokemon Channel, Pokemon Colosseum, Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness, Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc, Rocket Power Beach Bandits^, Rocky, R: Racing Evolution, Rugrats: Royal Ransom, Shadow the Hedgehog, Shrek 2, The Simpsons Road Rage^, The Simpsons Hit & Run, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut, Sonic Gems Collection, Sonic Heroes, Sonic Mega Collection, Sonic Riders, Soul Calibur 2, Spider-Man the Movie, Spider-Man 2, SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman, Star Fox Adventures, Star Fox: Assault, Star Wars: Bounty Hunter, Star Wars: The Clone Wars^, Star Wars Rogue Squadron 2: Rogue Leader^, Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike^, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Monkey Ball, Super Monkey Ball 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee^, Tales of Symphonia, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, Tony Hawk's Underground, Tony Hawk's Underground 2, Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, Top Gun: Combat Zones, Ultimate Spider-Man, Viewtiful Joe, Viewtiful Joe 2, WWE Day of Reckoning, WWE Day of Reckoning 2, WWE WrestleMania XIX, X-Men Legends, X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse, and Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Falsebound Kingdom. (Master Hand) Sorry, but the only time I'll ever willingly play as Link (because I otherwise somewhat detest the Zelda series, though not to the same extent as Shin Megami Tensei and Persona) is through either Soul Calibur or the Smash series. [fecman94 record scratch] And now... [BGM: Endless Fight - Yakuza 5 (extension here: watch?v=d7iZwCVwKiM)] ...Kimono's Wii Bucket List! They are... (boxarts) Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3^, Godzilla Unleashed, The House of the Dead 2 and 3 Return, Mario Kart Wii^, Mario Party 8^, Mario Party 9^, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, No More Heroes^, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle^, Sonic and the Secret Rings^, Sonic and the Black Knight^, Sonic Colors, Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity, the Wii version of Sonic Unleashed^, SpongeBob SquarePants: Truth or Square, Super Smash Bros. Brawl^, and Xenoblade Chronicles^. (Master Hand) And now, Chris' PS3/PS4 bucket list! And they are... (boxarts) The Amazing Spider-Man, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (PS4), Birds of Steel, Captain America: Super Soldier, Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2, Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Tenkaichi, LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes, LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham (PS4), LEGO Jurassic World (PS4), SEGA Superstars Tennis, Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed, Sonic & SEGA All Stars Racing, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. (Master Hand) Well, that's (trills R's) prrrrrrrrrrrretty much it. [cs188 record scratch] Sorry, but no story or voice acting for this episode. (NExt week, perhaps) I'm trying to give a certain someone a piece of my mind, that ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! See you on the next.. (to the tune of the Smash 4 menu theme) The Smash 4 Announcer! (stops) Good day. [SFX: G.A.M.E.O.V.E.R. - Daytona USA]

I have no idea what nonsense KimonoFlareon goes on about weekly, eh whatever, *In Krystal voice* Put me in Smash, Sakurai, please.

So... creative juices pumpin' again? Okay, let's go! Prepare the Air Raid! [BGM: Genocide - Genocyber] (Master Hand) All hands on deck! Batten the hatches! Lock and load, team! WE GOTTA STOP ANOTHER HYDROGEN BOMB TEST!! (Lars, teal) Lars to command! Lars to command! Someone or something is planning a Hydrogen bomb test! All hell has broken loose, and there's little we can do to quell the situation! We must restore order no matter the cost! LET'S GOOOOO! (SFX: Pinkie Pie: DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!! (low volume, as if from a distance)) (More SFX: army charging, jets flying) (Zafina, indigo) Is the Hydrogen bomb REALLY going to impact?! If so, then thousands of lives, even a good portion of wildlife... lost. Let us stop the nuclear menace! (Alisa, Tag 2, pink) I have located the target. It seems (Announcer: Name and address withheld) is planning a Hydrogen Bomb test from North Korea to... (gasp) Death Valley in California?! (Lars and Zafina, blue) Alisa, you came back! (Alisa, pink) And why would I forget about my surrogate "parents"? Quick, to North Korea! (Lars, teal) All right, ladies and gents! Let's roll! (Zafina, indigo) We WILL stop you, whoever is deploying that blasted Hydrogen bomb! (Lars, teal) And whosoever is following through on that test! (Lars, Zafina, and Alisa, lilac) You're just about finished! (Master Hand, white) During a Space Harrier-style shootout, and after many quarters spent... (SFX: Tourettes Guy's "PISS!!", AVGN's "AAAASS!!" (NES Accessories), Nostalgia Critic's "AAAASS!!!" (The Good Son), ProJared's "Meeeeh, violence!" (MegaMan X7, 16:46) ...in layman's terms, game overs... [Tennings record scratch, BA297] ...they have succeeded under the supervision of (SFX: KimonoFlareonGX sentence mix from BA299), and thus, another nuclear disaster has been averted. (salmon) [BGM: Love Lab II - Custom Robo] (Shiny Goodra) Well, that was lame. (Haxorus, dark yellow) Well, at least we can take comfort in knowing that crazy Tekken trio saved us all. (Link, green, BOTW) Yeah, let's not forget that (Chugga: Hommina HUM dum dum!) Zaffy lady and his hubby Lars considered Alisa their surrogate daughter. (Haxorus and Shiny Goodra, orange) WHAT?! (Link, green) Yup. But oftentimes, I don't feel like listenin' to what I say. (SFX: Tourettes Guy's "BO SCHITT!" and Iron Sheik's "FAWKIN' BO SCHITT!") Profanity filter bypasses for the win. (Mike, blue) Unless they're intentionally spelled right, and they're censored. We here at The Announcer Chronicles warn against obscenities at the end of every episode. (whispers) Unless it's misspelled from certain sources not me. (Zafina, indigo) Hey, team. We're back! (Lars, teal) We've successfully stopped the North Koreans from testing another Hydrogen bomb. (Alisa, pink) Something that hadn't been done since 1952. (Haxorus, Shiny Goodra, and Link, brown) [ExandShadow record scratch] What. (Lars, teal) Didn't you read the news? (Haxorus, Shiny Goodra, and Link, brown) What were we doing this whole time? (The last 6 notes of Sonic 1's Game Over) (Master Hand, white) And now... [BGM: Start OF THE END - Yakuza: Dead Souls (here: watch?v=Q--4jjP9ED4)] (pic of PS3 Slim with Announcer's VO) Kimono's PlayStation 3 game collection! The games for it are... (including digital copies, as well as PlayStation and PlayStation 2 classics, Sega Genesis games, and PlayStation Network only games) (All box arts North American with Announcer's VO, logos for PSN games(^)) Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter HD(^), Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion XL(^), Castle of Illusion (1990), Castle of Illusion (2013)(^), Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Daytona USA HD(^), Devil May Cry 4, Devil May Cry HD Collection, Dragon Ball Raging Blast, Dragon Ball Raging Blast 2, Dragon Ball Xenoverse, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai HD Collection, The Emperor's New Groove, Eternal Sonata, Final Fantasy Tactics, Gunstar Heroes, The House of the Dead 3(^), The House of the Dead 4(^), Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition, Jet Set Radio HD(^), LEGO Batman: The Video Game, LEGO Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures, LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues, LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga, Minecraft: PlayStation 3 Edition, Mortal Kombat Arcade Kollection(^), NiGHTS into Dreams...(^), Pac-Man World 20th Anniversary, Pac-Man Museum(^), Rayman, Rayman 2 Revolution, Rayman 3 HD(^), The Revenge of Shinobi, Saints Row 2, Saint Seiya: Brave Soldiers(^), Saint Seiya: Soldiers' Soul(^), Sonic Adventure HD(^), Sonic Adventure 2 HD(^), Sonic CD (The 2011 remake, at least), Sonic Generations, Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic the Fighters(^), Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1(^), Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2(^), Soul Calibur 2 HD Online(^), Soul Calibur 4, Soul Calibur 5, Space Channel 5 Part 2 HD(^), Spider-Man 3: Collector's Edition, Star Wars Racer: Revenge, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2, Tekken 6, Tekken Tag Tournament 2, Tony Hawk's Project 8, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD(^), Valkyria Chronicles, Virtua Fighter 5, and Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown(^). (Master Hand, white) And that's a wrap. [fecman94 record scratch] My heart goes out to the victims of the eruption over in Hawaii. [BGM: Martial Symphony Opus 5 - Tekken 5, until 0:29)

A little late but not going to lie I was really wondering when you were going to finally drop brawl announcer in favor of Smash 4 announcer XD

Impressive entertaining Video clips. Perhaps you have seen tyranny unmasked?

(Black Doom, dark red) In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least, it is true that man has no control, even over his own will... (Lucario's VO) AAAAAAARRRRGH!!! (then his pic with blue text) Nine minutes, eighteen seconds. NINE MINUTES, EIGHTEEN SECONDS. (Announcer's VO) What's that, Vegeta? (Lucario) Happiest. Moment. Of. My life. [BGM: Manuals - Sonic Gems Collection] Hey, Kakarot. (Infernape, red) What is it, Vegeta? (Lucario, blue) Why do you often call my Mega form a Majin form? Because I lose all thought and kill my enemies upon transforming? (Infernape, red) That could be the very reason, 'Geets. (Master Hand, white) Outside... (Carmelita, orange) Now, time for Carmelita's revenge. (Sly, dark blue) C'mon, Carmelita. Be a pal, will ya? (Carmelita, orange) Not after what you've done to me, Ringtail. Launch is a-go. (Sly, dark blue) Uh-oh. (Space Beam, Adult Gohan's Super Kamehameha) (Carmelita, orange) Yes! Revenge is Carmelita's! KEEEEE KEE KEE KEE KEE KEE KEE KEE! (SFX: descending whistle) Wait, what's that? (SFX: Brian Regan: MOOSEN!) No bueno. (THWACK!) (non-sequitur) Ringtail, take me back. I'm sorry... (thud!) (Bentley, green) YOU DON'T F$#% WITH BENTLEY **OR** SLY, YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING B$#%H! YEAH! SUCK IT! (fecman94 record scratch) [BGM: Goldenrod City - Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver] I miss Cole and Daniel... Sorry, Mike. Had to get it outta my system. (Mal, red) Lies, lies, ALL LIES! Michael would never, ever, EVER curse like that when he got that Golden Turd in Breath of the Wild! Never! (Mike, blue) If that was so, at least it was behind the scenes. Oh, that reminds me. I gotta create me an R-rated channel: "Mike After Dark". On second thought, nah. (Mal, red) Ha! I think that obtaining the golden turd in Breath of the Wild is a waste of time, right Mikey? (Mike, on cam, silently and angrily flashes Mal two trembling middle fingers) (Mal) C'mon, Mikey! Can't take a joke? (Mike, blue) You, Mal... have a bad sense of humor. And tell you what. That golden turd is the best prize I ever had. I'd even place it near the silver one I got for collecting 675 Korok seeds. (Mal, red, on cam) (ExandShadow record scratch) (shakes head) You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. (does Vulcan salute) Farewell. (Master Hand, white) It's time for an update to Christian's game collection. [BGM: Fitting Room - Sonic Forces] Only this time, one platform per episode, starting today, with the (its pic) PlayStation 4 Slim. The games he has for it are... (which includes remasters of PS3 games) (NA box arts of said games with Announcer's VO) Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2, Saints Row 4: Re-elected (based on the National Treasure edition), Sonic Forces, Sonic Mania, Tekken 7, and Yu-Gi-Oh!: Legacy of the Duelist. (Master Hand) As for games he wishes to have in his PS4 collection sometime soon... (box arts of currently existing games (^) and logos of upcoming games (!) with Announcer's VO) ARK: Survival Evolved^, Dragon Ball Fighterz^, Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2^, Jurassic World Evolution(!), LEGO Jurassic World^, Marvel's Spider-Man(!), Nier: Automata^, Overwatch^, Sega Genesis Classics(!), Shenmue 1 + 2 HD(!), Shenmue 3(!), Sonic Mania Plus(!), Soul Calibur 6(!), and Yooka-Laylee^. (Flareon, red) And now... (JoshScorcher record scratch) Let's see how long it takes to fully download Yakuza 5 on PS3. (Announcer's VO) Gonna warn you, Flareon. That game takes a heck of a LOOOONG time to fully download. (Flareon) But it's SOOOO worth it. (SpongeBob narrator: Three days later...) Well, it's about friggin' time! You can imagine what I went through while I downloaded that stupid game. [BGM: Apple Kid's theme - EarthBound, until 0:30] ...And when I got mysteriously signed out... [BGM: Game Over - Sonic the Hedgehog 3] ...And when the download was a success... [BGM: Act Clear! - Sonic Mania] But it was all worth it. (BL!Mordecai, brown) Complete is the cycle of revenge and infighting towards Sly, Carmelita, and Bentley. (If only the fox would learn to cooperate...) See you next episode or whatever! [SFX: G.A.M.E.O.V.E.R. -Daytona USA]

Now you know how the floorboard spell works.

(gray, not said with each individual pic in grayscale) In Loving Memory of Avicii (1989 - 2018), Verne Troyer (1969 - 2018), R. Lee Ermey (1944 - 2018), and Tom Petty (1950 - 2017) (Announcer, white) (sigh) How many more famous peeps have to die... First, Christina Grimmie by a loony fan (who shot himself), then Tom Petty from cardiac arrest, THEN Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries from Fentanyl poisoning, AND NOW Swedish DJ Avicii from pancreatitis?! And these are just the musicians, mind you. [BGM: Majima Battle Theme - Yakuza: Dead Souls (extension here: watch?v=iXQcrAkjP9E)] Oh, we have a message from Bentley. (Bentley, green) Bentley to command, Bentley to command! Sly Cooper was last seen having his way to Carmelita, much to the fox's anger. (Carmelita's VO: (exploding) Ringtail...!) I had no idea that playlists can actually be reported. Did I mention that Pride Lands and Tarzan's treehouse are the best Disney locales?! (Sly Cooper's VO, laughing like Sesame Street's Ernie (Kee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!)) (King of Red Lions (Papi), red) Here's a hint, Michael: Before you sing the requested song, first you must listen to it while doing whatever it is that you do on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. (Mike, blue) Well, pops, I can't exactly make heads or tails of it. For the sake of padding, here's what Chris (SFX: Your KimonoFlareonGX "sentence mix" from BA299) thinks of today's music because he has many song-related berserk buttons. (AVGN Diarrhea Reel, BA163 ending with THE WRIST GAME!) (King of Red Lions, red) I'm going to warn you, Mike. Last time, by the time you've already completed Breath of the Wild to 100% on Switch, you've been awarded... [SFX: Jirard: NOTHING! NOTHING-UH! A-NOTHING-AH!! (source: watch?v=0mzIHs62X0Y, 39:03)] ...but a golden turd for your efforts. (Mike, blue) I'm already aware of that, pops. (SpongeBob narrator: Soon after...) Eureka! [Tennings record scratch] And it goes something like this: Ffffff... [Clip: Paranoia Agent opening (here: watch?v=-anabfAg06U, 0:55.9 - 1:03.9)] (Mal, red) I can only imagine what Mike when through when that was all he got for his troubles. What a load of... (SFX: AVGN: Man bazooka juice!) (Carmelita, orange) Next time, Ringtail! Next time! (Master Hand, yellow) Oh, I almost forgot! [ExandShadow record scratch] [BGM: Rebellions - Yakuza 4 (extension here: watch?v=dCk4c8Q1kVM)] MOAR Japanese/English equivalents! (pics of Takehito Koyasu on the left, Nolan North on the right) Koyasu Takehito and Nolan North! Two peas in a pod, as they (grits teeth) ARE EVERY-FRIGGIN'-WHERE. (teeth not gritted) Next! (pics of Saori Hayami on the left, and Brina Palencia on the right) Hayami Saori and Brina Palencia. Hoo boy, where to begin with the former? (SFX: Kirbopher: NO, NO, NO, A THOUSAND (EFF!)ING TIMES, NO!!) (pics of Isshin Chiba on the left and Brad Swaile on the right) Chiba Isshin and Brad Swaile! Gotta include a Canadian sometime. (SFX: Sonic Zombie!Shrek: I TOLD YA YOU'LL BE FINE, DONKEH!) (pics of Junko Takeuchi on the left, and Colleen O'Shaugnessey on the right) Takeuchi Junko and Colleen O'Shaughnessey! Whaddya know? Another Junko! (laughs like Ernie) (pics of Takaya Kuroda on the left, and D.C. Douglas on the right (D.C.'s pic from BA203)) Kuroda Takaya and D.C. Douglas! (SFX: Wesker: You will give me an egg!) (pics of Toshiyuki Morikawa on the left, and Matt Hill (the one born 1/19/68) on the right) Morikawa Toshiyuki and Matt Hill! (SFX: D-Boy's "HI-COLT VOLTEKKA!!") (pics of Yukari Tamura on the left, and Monica Rial on the right) Tamura Yukari and Monica Rial! (pics of Mitsuki Saiga on the left, and Jamie Marchi on the right) Saiga Mitsuki and Jamie Marchi! (SFX: Panty: Are you on a diet? You can tell me!) (pics of Takahiro Sakurai on the left, and Kirby Morrow on the right) Sakurai Takahiro and Kirby Morrow! (SFX: Tourettes Guy: I'd kill myself too if my name was... VINCE. (source: watch?v=YpHr-31Cffk)) (pics of Daisuke Namikawa on the left, and Marc Diraison on the right) Namikawa Daisuke and Marc Diraison the original Guts! (pics of Ryotaro Okiayu on the left, and Samuel Vincent on the right (Sam's pic from BA96)) Okiayu Ryoutarou and Samuel Vincent! (pics of Unshou Ishizuka on the left, and Jamieson Price on thew right) Ishizuka Unshou and Jamieson Price! (pics of Yuki Matsuoka on the left, and Lauren Landa on the right) Matsuoka Yuki and Lauren Landa! (pics of Hisako Kanemoto on the left, and Ashly Burch on the right) Kanemoto Hisako and Ashly Burch! Say, this scenario seems familiar... (pics of Akemi Okamura on the left, and Wendee Lee on the right) Okamura Akemi and Wendee Lee! (pics of Rikiya Koyama on the left, and Steve Blum on the right) Last but not least, Koyama Rikiya and Steve Blum! (Master Hand, white) And that's it. [cs188 record scratch] Intermission #1! (black screen, SFX from watch?v=I7FcW8X7ilM, 7:28 - 7:57) (BOTH VO's) (Jameson) PARKER! (Peter, sentence-mixed, Flareon's pic) This strange being guy you couldn't fire from codecs, is he your friend? (Jameson) Shut up. Photos. (Miyuki Sawashiro's pic with the prohibition sign drawn over her via MS Paint (file name AntiMiyuki)) (Peter, sentence-mixed) He really hates her. (Jameson, sentence-mixed) That's pretty good. But I can't use it... (Peter) Why? (Jameson) Just... can't. (Peter, sentence-mixed) Mr. Jameson has a friend... (Jameson) GET OUTTA HERE! (Master Hand) Second intermission! [BGM: Route 104 - Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire, until 0:40, and Announcer kaka-peepee-poo'ing starting from 0:03.5] Third Intermission! (Jason hates the DK64 Rap, Snow Halation (AVGN: Just shut up! (double volume)), The Flintstones theme, The Simpsons theme (Nostalgia Critic: ENOUGH!), Misha's Pokemon Go song (Tourettes Guy: SHUT UP! (double volume)), The Nutshack (Tourettes Guy: PISS!!), Guile's Theme (HSF2, from 0:13), The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, and We Are Number One) It's time. See ya next time due to length. (The last 6 notes of Sonic 1's Game Over)

[grey] [Stay silent] (pic.) Ben Brode retires in blizzard inc. 2003-2018 [white] [announcer] i watched last week was a japan Animation was (logo) Aggretsuko or Japanese version. if Someone Translate. (black screen) well anyway. next week is MAY so may the 4th be with you on friday if you got chubaca pop figure. etc. etc. oh the japan animation, sorry. if you are watching that animation. good luck with the headphones cause it will be have [Dark red] (slomo anger) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!! [white] [normal announcer] [cough] ok i'm good. spyro has made it as a reboot on september. well. time for a Q and A. Any musics? (wispering) swswswswswswswswswsws. (ba) wait what? (wispering) wswswswswswswswsws. (ba) shantae beach mode theme from half genie hero? (wispering) swswsw. (ba) well i'll give it a go. 3 questions. in- (ua-cam.com/video/zooBu4zKZ-k/v-deo.html) OK Who put the Thunderbirds here? (mike gives answers) ulgh let's get this over with. (SHANTAE HALF GENIE HERO -36 - Sunny Days (loop)) (rainbow dash) (pic) have you ever watch Forgotten friendship? (suspence strike) (music STOPS) (Suspense - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) (mike) is it a Beach episode? (rainbow dash) oh yeah it is. (mike) oh i haven't seen it but (and mike gives answers) well at least thats a 4th equestria girls or 3. (Rainbow dash) let me see. um equestria girls 1, rainbow rocks, legend of the everfree, forgotten friendship, There 4our. now they are waiting on 5ive and let us know. (music fades) (mike) whew. pretty lucky i haven't seen it. (SHANTAE HALF GENIE HERO -36 - Sunny Days (loop)) (master hand) so are you going to get OCTO-extantion of 7-13th? (mike gives answers) wait octolings are DLC? (Everyone) YES!!!! cause the year of the octoling! (mike) ok ok. last one. (vegeta) You haven't watched that Japan animation are you? (suspence strike) (music STOPS) (Suspense - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney) (mike) uh no? (vegeta) well you better watch out cause this karaoke will do A Death metal (mike) which one that has death metal. (vegeta) watch on netflix. cause i'm not telling you and the audience. (music fates) (ba) ooooooook thats enough. may week on first sunday be there

Returning to the scene of a crime is never a good idea.

Happy earth day everyone. and the power is yours. wish me luck getting (capt. planet vo) CAPTAIN PLANET (anouncer vo) any who. (cyran) im going to miss miitomo on may 9th (the lonely man the incredible hulk 0:00-0:03, music fades) (red) anyway (white) i need a refrance for a Zootopia. (Gex vo) got you covered if you please bring back to zootopia i love! (suspense strike) (tomfawkes: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?) (orange) (anouncer vo) uh.. thanks? anyway. i have a new tablet was a (pic) Lenovo Tab3 7 (Victory! Fire Emblem smash 4 music) welp time to get rid of the new show that i hate JASOOOOOOOOOON!!! (Jason hates BIG MOUTH theme from netflix originals (Nostalgia Critic screams "ENOUGH!" from his Star Wars Holiday Special review)) thank you. oh and will you get rid of undertale musics cause they are making the undertale Switch. (Jason hates Undertale theme (Mustashe girl from a hat in time ENOUGH!)) thanks. now im a free man now. well at least they made Shadow of the Calossius rebooted. (grouns) ulgh. back to shadowverse.

I'm gonna have to agree with DewStorm88 here. [BGM: Crush and Strike - Yakuza 3] I, too, hate the internet sometimes. But it's for different reasons: what with last month's Evil Patrick meme from the SpongeBob episode "Nature Pants", and anything involving Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. More on that later. Not to mention Kion's love square between Fuli the King Cheetah, Jasiri the Hyena, and fellow lion/Outlander Vitani (the latter third may obviously mirror Kovu and Kiara). Leave it to the fans to decide which. But that's another story. Going back to the previous topic, memes. Sometimes, they might be mildly amusing. But oftentimes (which they fall squarely into in my opinion), they can get so annoying and so obnoxious that I just wanna shut my computer off. To quote The Magic School Bus's Arnold, "I knew I should have stayed home today". I don't blame ya, kid. Although you're the wussiest student in the class. I might as well adorn you with a "Wuss" cap. (cs188 record scratch) [BGM: One Eyed Dancer - Yakuza 0] And need I remind you that I'm in dire need of Speedwagon's severed head as a trophy. Matter of fact, (bleep)k Speedwagon, (bleep)k everything he stands for, and most of all, (bleep)k the entire Jojo's Bizarre Adventure franchise, it needs to... (Clips: AVGN's "DIE!" from his Top Gun review (double volume, colors inverted), and Nostalgia Critic's "DIE...!!" from his Good Burger review) And even though I'd know better than to wish ill will on him, here's my personal "message" to one Araki Hirohiko, and that's... (Clip: Nostalgia Critic's "YOU ARE SCUM!" from his North review) I swear, Araki is the Five Nights at Freddy's of mangaka. And the one conclusion I can draw from this? Even though I, more often than not, "creep them out" through the Announcer Chronicles... [pics of Shinichiro Miki on the left, and Rumi Ochiai on the right] ...at least my two favorite seiyuus aren't in Jojo. Hey, they mean a lot more to me... (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure logo with the prohibition symbol superimposed over it) than some stupid manga franchise made for obnoxious and annoying memes. (black screen) And going back into SpongeBob, first Caveman SpongeBob from "SB-129", then Chicken SpongeBob from the infamous "Little Yellow Book", and NOW Evil Patrick from "Nature Pants"?! These guys... are un-(bleep)ing-believable. And that tears it. I am as much a troll to the fanbases of Jojo, Harry Potter, Fire Emblem, and Metal Gear as Egoraptor is to the Sonic fanbase. (fecman94 and ExandShadow record scratches) Also, news. Pokemon on Switch confirmed as Generation 8. (SFX: Kids' YAY!) And now, me validating my feelings towards the songs "HUMBLE.", "Redbone", "Despacito", and all the crap from 2016 and '17. (AVGN Diarrhea reels, BA163 and BA174, ending with Nostalgia Critic's "Big Lipped Alligator Moment") And now... [BGM: Bloodstained Philosophy - Yakuza 6: The Song of Life] Voice Acting Announcer! (Sonic, Sm4sh) Sonic! (Tails, Boom) Tails! (Knuckles, Boom) Knuckles! (Lloyd Irving) Lloyd the Knight! (Akira, VF5) Akira! (Pai, VF5) Pai Chan! (Lars, Tag 2) Lars! (Zafina, Tag 2) Zafina! (Sheena Fujibayashi) Sheena the Summoner! (Goro, Mortal Kombat X) King Goro! (Sheeva, For the Shokan by zakuman) Queen Sheeva! (Bentley the Turtle) Bentley! (Mario, Sm4sh) It's-a me, Mario! (Luigi, Sm4sh) And it's-a we, Luigi! (Rouge, Generations) Rouge! (Cream) Cream! (Blaze, Boom) Blaze! (Silver, Generations) Silver! (Amy Rose, Boom) Amy Rose! (Shadow, Generations) Shadow. (Shade, unmasked) Shade. (Link, BOTW) Lunk! (Fox, Sm4sh) Star Fox! (Shulk, Sm4sh) Shulk! (Guts, Musou) Guts. (Casca, Musou) Casca. (Infernape) Kaka Carrot Cake! Or Goku. (Lucario) Virginia. (Tyranitar) THE MOTHER(bleep)IN' TYRANITAR!! (Luxray) Da. The Luxray. (Goodra) GOODRA! (Flareon) Flareon! (Glaceon) Glaceon! (Dante, MVC3) Featuring Dante. (Trish, MVC3) And Trish. (Bentley, green) It's good to be back in the Announcer chronicles! (JoshScorcher record scratch) And now a word from our sponsors. (Jason hates The Nutshack (Nostalgia Critic screams "ENOUGH!" from his Star Wars Holiday Special review), Waluigi's Taco Stand (SFX: AVGN: ASS! (Top Gun)), Mass Destruction (SFX: Tourettes Guy: PISS!!), The Flintstones theme (Announcer: DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!) Sandstorm (from 0:29), and We Are Number One (Announcer: AAAARGH!!)) Welp, I felt like that's all the time we have here. See you on the next Sm4sh Announcer! Don't let Sly know... But we're off to visit the newly restored Pride Lands! Oh, and Tarzan's treehouse has just been renovated. (No, not actually on-screen) See you around! [BGM: Vertical Point - Yakuza Kiwami, 2:58 - 3:13, 1:17 - 1:32]

Being caught snooping around someone's house usually has a negative consequence. Did you learn nothing from your experience with that witch last year?

Whatever happened to wrong way, turn back?

Everyone i just want you a good luck playing (deep voice) (God of war logo 2018) GOD OF WAAAAAR!

I am seriously hoping we don't see random characters from Smash 4 return, look I know that Sakurai loves oddball characters, and I love Smash, but I find it hard to take the Wii Fit Trainer seriously in a fighting game, also get rid of Emo Pit. Moving on, bronies ruin everything, *mutters angrily* at times I hate the internet.

(gray, not said, with their pics in grayscale) In Loving Memory of Chris Cornell (1964 - 2017) and Chester Bennington (1976 - 2017) Ah, the joys of PlayStation Plus subscription... (Shiny Goodra's VO: Which is why we can't have nice things.) With apologies to RedDragonEmpress. ...I didn't know any better. (Shiny Goodra's VO: Not good enough, Announcer) Recently, I rewatched The Lion King... (SFX: Christian Bale: Oh, good for you! And how was it?) ...a classic for the ages! Oh man, where have the years gone...? Matter of fact, your favorite lions Simba and Nala are very much alive. And anthro. Plus, they befriended Tarzan. Who'd have thought? Speaking of which, if Nala was an anthro, I'd want her SO badly! [First chorus to "Dreams of an Absolution"] Then again, any fangirl would want an anthro Simba as well. Or Tarzan. Other than that, y'all don't know me. (louder) WHAT A BRAVE LION, GOING IN THE LINE OF DUTY LIKE THAT!! (calms down) Okay, calming down... (salmon) [BGM: My Paradise, Monstro Town - Super Mario RPG] (RedDragonEmpress the Shiny Goodra) Kimono, Kimono, Kimono... I am THOROUGHLY disappointed in you. (Flareon, red, muffled) Empress. GET OFF! (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Not until you apologize for your behavior. And until then, you shall remain sat on. Moreover, you said I was quote, unquote "complaining". I would not be caught dead exclaiming expletives. (SFX: JonTron: OUTTA 'DIS HOUSE! OUTTA 'DIS HOUSE!) (Flareon, red, still muffled) I was kidding! I was only kidding! (to himself) Ay! I gotta get that checked. (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Well I, for one, don't find it funny in the slightest. (Flareon, red, still muffled) Okay, okay! I'm sorry, all right?! Now will you please get off before I set your rump alight?! (Clip: ProJared's "So then why do they keep (EFF!)ing it up?!" from his Top 10 WORST Things Final Fantasy Has Done) (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Apology accepted, Kimono. (DewStorm88 the Haxorus, dark yellow) Shouldn't have provoked the dragon, Kimono. Tsk tsk tsk. (Flareon, red, now no longer muffled) Oh do please shut up, Mr. Sports Fanboy. You don't know half of the crap I've been through. (Haxorus, dark yellow) I resent that. And I don't see HOW you're requesting Yakuza music even though you've yet to play the series. Well, at the behest of your British wife. (Glaceon, cyan) That's enough, you two. Oh, hey! Welcome back to the Announcer Chronicles! (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Glaceon, I do not appreciate the behavior of your Spanish husband. (Flareon's VO: Mexican-American!) (Glaceon, cyan) Oh, that's just how Flareon is. (both genders of Pyroar with Glaceon's VO) Here, enjoy the pictures of both genders of Pyroar for a couple seconds. (Mike, blue) O-ho-ho-hokay, that's enough infighting. [JoshScorcher record scratch] We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors. (SFX: Nostalgia Critic: A-CHUCK-A NORRIIIIIIIIS!!!) (Chuggaaconroy's Hiker Dance) (Jason hates Steamed Hams, the Cory in the House theme (SFX: Tourettes Guy: SHUT UP!), Thomas the Weed Engine, the Grand Theft Auto San Andreas theme, Waluigi's Taco Stand (SFX: AVGN: Just shut up!, double volume), and We Are Number One (SFX: AVGN: ASS!)) (Flareon, red) Put it all in red. It's the Circle of Life. [BGM: Jijy no Rag - Phantasy Star 4] All within a matter of... (SFX: Angry Joe's "TWELVE HOURS!" from his Thor game review, double volume) But seriously, humans, what mook made THAT up?! (guffaws uproariously, then clears throat) Still... (SFX: Angry Dad!Homer: NOT AGAIN...!!) (Pai (VF5), pink) Wait, what was the point of this again? (ProJared: (EFF!) it! (tosses DualShock 2) If they gave up, SO DO I! from his MegaMan X7 review) (Master Hand, white) And you had the GALL to misspell profanity just to bypass the censors, AND you had BA219 claimed by Universal Music Group by having me sing Three Days Grace's "Pain"?! (Announcer explodes) SOLAR FLAREON!!! (Flareon, red) Yes, Master Hand? (Master Hand, white) Cannon. Now. (Flareon, red) Okay... (Mushroom Cloud Explosion, Death Ball, and Flareon imitates the Goofy Holler) I've learned a valuable lesson today: Do not provoke a god. (Master Hand, white) Honestly, Kimono, where do you get off sometimes...? (calm but angry) You too, Glaceon. (Glaceon, cyan) What'd I do? (Master Hand, white) You were under that miserable brony Andrew Eckles' influence. Into the cannon with you. (Glaceon, cyan) Very well... (Mushroom Cloud Explosion, Normal Spirit Bomb and Glaceon: EEEEEEEEEEE!!) Ow. You too, Flareon? (Flareon, red) When am I ever going to learn, Glaceon? (SFX: ProJared: Meh, violence! (MegaMan X7, 3:17)) (Glaceon, cyan) It's more "we" than just "you". What were we thinking? (SFX: ProJared: Meeeeh, violence! (MegaMan X7, 16:46)) [ExandShadow record scratch] (Announcer, white, black screen) By the way, Mike, for Christmas of 2017, I got (its pic) PlayStation 4 Slim! [BGM: Mission Clear - Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)] (BL!Mordecai, brown) Lucky Kimono. All he needs now is Nintendo Switch and he'd be home free. (Flareon and Glaceon, magenta) Oh, Master Hand... [BGM: Beerus' Madness - Dragon Ball Super, 0:19 - 0:33] Payback time. (Master Hand, white) ...Uh-oh. (Space Beam, x100 Big Bang Kamehameha) Pain. (cough cough cough) See you on the next Smash 4 Announcer. Oh, Christ... (SFX: Nelson's "HA HA!" and the last 6 notes of Sonic 1's Game Over) (God, white, black screen (God is the Announcer's voice slowed down)) And on the 8th day Mike created the Announcer Chronicles. Elsewhere... (SFX: I am the Butt Ghost. I will eat your butt!) (Master Hand, white) Great. NOW I can't go to the bathroom hearing THAT. (Ingo, green) Ah have an idea! Why don't we call- (slap!) (Flareon, red) Ingo, that's a stupid idea. Oh, I know! Why don't we call the Ghostbusters! (Ingo, green) But that was mah idea! Why's everyone gotta steal mah ideas?! (Glaceon, cyan) Sorry, Ingo. You're on your own this time. (SFX: This. Comic. Sucks. Linkaraaaaaa!) (Master Hand, white) And now for some Yakuza musics. [BGM: Receive You ~Tech Trance Arrange~ - Yakuza 0, 1:11 - 1:48 (extension here: watch?v=1ei2Mme39KI)] (Flareon, VO) That's my theme song right there! Ha ha! Next week, we do Voice Acting Announcer on the next Sm4sh Announcer! Hasta la bye-bye! (SFX: Jacksfilms' "Biches") [BGM: Act Clear! - Sonic Mania]

Mike, you might wanna file a dispute against UMG for filing a claim on BA219.

(not a request) When did I ask you to shorten your request?

(Cyan) i have a lot of pop figures so i'll name them by the following. (Hydrocity Act 2 Sonic mania music) *pic by the following* (handsome jack) HANDSOME GOD DANG JACK!!! (echo jack) (deadpool) Deadpool! (megaman) Megaman. 30 years! (heavy tf2) heavy weapons guy (Akuma) I AM AKUMA AND I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A MEANING OF PAIN! (booker dewitt) booker dewit (raiden MK) raiden (crash) haaa (kratos 2018) Kratos (blanka yellow skin) blanka but im yellow like pikachus. (ryu) ryu (hulk) hulk (scrooge mcduck) scrooge mcduck (nathan drake) nathan drake (vegeta) vegeta the bingo dancer prince of valor (cyborg justice league) Cyborg. BOOYAH! (Yellow) (smash 4 announcer) here are the rest. cat-dog arnold from the terminator Ashe miss fortune doomguy (record screach) (violet) well the next target was- (ronald mcdonald: BAM BAM (vambre warrior: booooooo)) not that one. (IMG_3600.PNG) AAAAAAAAAAAH GET AWAY FROM THAT! (black screen) thank you. (white) im thinking of Rememberings. (dr evil: how about no) fine. (purple) have a happy hearthstones new years day. cause (raven cymbal) were celebrating years of Raven!!!!! (croud: chears)

(gray, not said, her pic in grayscale) In Loving Memory of Dolores O'Riordan of The Cranberries (1971 - 2018) (white) There, Dragon. I shortened my request for one episode. Ya happy? (Her bitching is getting on my nerves.) I kid, I kid. (Ingo's VO: Ah don't feel lahke singin'.) (SFX: Melee!Fox: Mission complete!) Well, I do. (sings Surfin' Bird) Buh-buh-buh bird bird bird! Buh-bird's the word! Buh-buh-buh bird bird bird! The bird is the word! (stops singing) Oh, right! The Japanese/American or Canadian or whatever equivalents! [BGM: Isolated Fight - Yakuza 5 (extension here: watch?v=dvQ7skYOvmk)] Starting with the males! This is all Kimono's opinion, BTW. (red text) (pics of Shinichiro Miki on the left, Sean Schemmel on the right (Sean's pic from BA72)) Miki Shinichiro and Sean Schemmel! Such handsome lions. (pics of Nobuyuki Hiyama on the left, Yuri Lowenthal on the right (Lowenthal's pic from BA203))Hiyama Nobuyuki and Yuri Lowenthal! Banshees, I tells ya! (pics of Tomokazu Seki on the left, Liam O'Brien on the right) Seki Tomokazu and Liam O'Brien! (SFX: Zazz: YOU'RE GOIN' HOME IN A BOX!) (pics of Masakazu Morita on the left, Scott Menville on the right) Morita Masakazu and Scott Menville, featuring Scott's Bald of Awesome! (Daisuke Kishio's pic on the left, Sam Riegel's pic on the right) Kishio Daisuke and Sam Riegel! (Kenji Nomura's pic on the left, Patrick Seitz's pic on the right) Nomura Kenji and Patrick Seitz (pronounced "Sights")! (Katsuyuki Konishi's pic on the left, Christopher Sabat's pic on the right) Konishi Katsuyuki and Christopher Sabat! (pics of Taiten Kusunoki on the left, Dan Green on the right) Kusunoki Taiten (Tie-TEN), AKA Fukuda Daisuke and DAN GREEN! (Mike's VO: I LOVE EXPLOSIONS!!) (pics of Kenji Nojima on the left, Johnny Yong Bosch on the right) Nojima Kenji and Johnny Yong Bosch! Like we haven't had enough Kenjis already. (pics of Tomokazu Sugita on the left, Troy Baker on the right) Based Sugita and Troy Baker! Excalibuuuuuur! (for the latter.) (pics of Yoshimasa Hosoya on the left, Matthew Mercer on the right) Hosoya Yoshimasa and Matthew Mercer! (pics of Junichi Suwabe on the left, Crispin Freeman on the right) Suwabe Junichi and Crispin Freeman! (Mike's VO: THEY'RE FRIGGIN' INVINCIBLE!) (pics of Kouji Yusa on the left, Roger Craig Smith on the right) Yusa Kouji and Roger Craig Smith the silver fox! (pics of Koichi Yamadera on the left, Kirk Thornton on the right) Yamadera Koichi and Kirk Thornton! (pics of Ryo Horikawa on the left, Richard Epcar on the right) Horikawa Ryo and Richard Epcar! (pics of Takeshi Kusao on the left, Vic Mignogna on the right (Vic's pic from BA71)) Kusao Takeshi and Vic Mignonga! (Mike's VO: WHO YA CALLIN' OLD?!) (pics of Kenta Miyake on the left, Travis Willingham on the right) Miyake Kenta and Travis Willingham! (pics of Jun Fukuyama on the left, J. Michael Tatum on the right) Fukuyama Jun and J. Michael Tatum! (Mike's VO: YES!! My fictional voices in media!) (pics of Yuuichi Nakamura on the left, David Vincent on the right) Nakamura Yuuichi and David Vincent! Both are proud owners of shiny leather pants. And like Scott before him, Dave also has the bald of awesome! (pics of Yuki Kaji on the left, and Bryce Papenbrook on the right) Kaji Yuki and Bryce "Babbling" Papenbrook! (black screen, green) Send any complaints or whatever to the inventor of space. Thank you. CUT! [JoshScorcher record scratch] Intermission while hunting for Eevees! (Technical Derpyculties pic with Announcer kaka peepee poo-ing to Ruby and Sapphire's Route 104 music until 0:40 (here: watch?v=JyzCDg6NYNc)) (blue text) End of intermission! [BGM: Affected Fight - Yakzua 5 (extension here: watch?v=VDjmRV4Z_ys)] And now, the females! Seriously, this is somethin' I've ALWAYS wanted to do! That and the intermission. (pics of Rumi Ochiai on the left, Jennifer Hale on the right (Jen's pic from BA71)) Ochiai Rumi and Jennifer Hale! Gorgeous lionesses, I'm tellin' ya. (pics of Fujiko Takimoto on the left, Tara Platt on the right) Takimoto Fujiko and Tara Platt! (pics of Chie Nakamura on the left, Tara Strong on the right) Nakamura Chie (chee-eh) and Tara Strong! ANOTHER Tara?! Sheesh! (SFX: JonTron: OUTTA DIS HOUSE! OUTTA DIS HOUSE!) (pics of Makiko Ohmoto on the left, Kari Wahlgren on the right) Ohmoto Makiko and Kari Wahlgren! (Mike's VO: They're both cuties.) (pics of Ryoko Shiraishi on the left, Stephanie Sheh on the right) Shiraishi Ryoko and Stephanie Sheh! (Mike's VO: Aren't they precocious pugs?) (pics of Yuu Kobayashi on the left, Laura Bailey on the right) Kobayashi Yuu and Laura Bailey! (Mike's VO: Yay, Lucina!) (pics of Sayaka Aoki on the left, Karen Strassman on the right) Aoki Sayaka and Karen Strassman the silver vixen! (SFX: Hoobity scooba-da from Sonic Zombie Vengeance) (pics of Atsuko Tanaka on the left, Lani Minella on the right (Lani's pic from BA203)) Tanaka Atsuko and Lani Minella! Age ain't slowin' 'em down! (pics of Yumi Touma on the left, Megan Hollingshead on the right) Touma Yumi and Megan Hollingshead! Enter the tigresses. (pics of Yuko Miyamura on the left, Cindy Robinson on the right) Miyamura Yuko and Cindy Robinson! (pics of Junko Noda on the left, Kate Higgins on the right) Noda Junko and Kate Higgins! Because blondies. (pics of Miyuki Sawashiro on the left, Ellen Page on the right) Sawashiro Miyuki and Ellen Page! (Mike's VO: Two nuisances that are FRIGGIN' EVERYWHERE! I personally can't stand either of them.) (pics of Takako Honda on the left, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn on the right) Honda Takako and Mary Elizabeth McGlynn! (Mike's VO: By the by, Hale's Canadian, NOT American (though she sorta was raised there)) (pics of Kana Hanazawa on the left, Ashley Johnson on the right) Last but not least, the omnipresent Kana Hanazawa and Ashley Johnson! (Mike's VO: Can we get on with it? I ain't got all day.) (black screen, white) And that's a wrap! [fecman94 record scratch] Ugh, my kingdom for a new computer. (Jason hates Waluigi's Taco Stand and We Are Number One (the latter with AVGN's "Just shut up!" when Jason punts the boombox)) And you know what I hate? Lag switchers. Oh, and (his pic) HAPPY 28TH BIRTHMAS, CHUGGAACONROY! (SFX: Chugga: I'M GOD!) Tune in next week for more SMASH FOOOOOOUR ANNOUNCER NONSENSE! Toodles. (SFX: Round Clear - Shadow the Hedgehog, GAME OVER YEAH! - Sega Rally, and G.A.M.E. O.V.E.R. -Daytona USA)

You were warned ogre and ogre again.

(Bruce buffer) mordy.. has.. Been.. FOOOOOOOOOLED!!!

That feeling when Noctis plays surprisingly well. I'm serious, Noctis is to Tekken 7 what Cloud is to Super Smash Bros. 4!