The Gio Reads - The AI-Generated Batman Script (RE-UPLOAD)
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I wish there was more of this. It was really fun to read!
EDIT: This new version has different music used.
Ghost Surf Rock belongs to the Free Music Archive.
[I neither own nor wrote this script. All characters mentioned belong to their respective owners.]
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
WE ARE THE NIGHT
VENGEANCE
We are all-time orphans 😂😂😂
I’m Batman.
@@nubby03 Hey, Batman! I hope you got replacements for your parents. Though, congratulations on having your sidekick birthed by your loyal bat-ler!
By the way, be careful of that One Face guy, alright? He's a jerk.
I love how Two Face loses the coin toss so he just leaves
It's even better because the coin was Alfred
Well he is alfred *pennyworth*
Gotta respect the coin!
Two-face is a man, but attorney.
@@Wertsir “Joker is a clown but insane.”
I like how it's just taking the piss out of Bruce being an orphan
Why is there so many jokes? Goth ham, batday birthman, one-face and two-face, two-face just freaking leaving because of the coin toss... I think that this ai is out of the line, but it got the spirit
AI, unfortunately, do not have spirits. This one in particular, however, is straight on the line.
@@The_True_Mx_Pink Of course they don't have soul they have machine spirits
@@dean_l33 praise the omnissiah
@@ComedicLetter ???
@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 warhammer 40k,Omnissiah or the Machine Spirit is rhe God of the Mechanicus/Mechanicum.
Finally, they get Robins true orgins correct....where Alfred gives birth to him. It is his job after all.
i was the 1000th like
God damn, the AI might as well be the Joker himself with these jokes.
They are joker jokes.
Joker was secretly the AI
Idk why, but I lost it every single time upon hearing "joker deflected it with his sick sense of humor, A CLOWNLY POWER" XDDDDD
I thought it was "his sixth sense of humor!".
A coupon for new parents
Man, if only life were that simple.
An EXPIRED coupon for new parents. Fcking ice cold
He wasted a perfectly good parents coupon for that joke. Talk about commitment.
But expired
That "I never followed a rule" line straight up sounds like something Joker would say, though.
So does "Happy batday Birthman" actually.
"It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker Joke."
This could literally be straight out of the comics and I love it!
ALL TIME ORPHAN [bat tears]
I have to say the ai generated a better joker. Also, make more of these if you can.
I think he was the most consistent in the excerpt. His coupon in the end was just too cruel for words.
And yes, there will be more readings to be had! :D
I was the 1100th comment
I fucking *lost it* at "Alfred... Give birth to Robin."
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
The Joker's Paradox. He has a rule that states he has never followed a rule, but to follow that rule would be to brake his own rule. He also admits to not following said rule, which fits the requirements to follow the rule, which would then break the rule.
"an explosion expledes!" is just halerius!!!!!!!!
I wish I were funnier than the AI that wrote this. lol
@@TheGioSpeaketh it's ok gio!
pov: grammarn't
See I only would say the coupon isn't very jokerly because that implies he knows who batman is, which he usually avoids learning because that's not the point.
I think there are canons where he's learned it but does nothing with the information, except maybe hit the batcave. He could ruin Bruce with the info but keeps it secret just so he can keep keep the game going.
I love the thought that in a different universe, Joker learns of Batman's identity but doesn't tell anyone. He just sends him sick gags making fun of his dead parents. 🤣
@@icecream4you161 Sounds like a friend that always takes it too far
@@icecream4you161 And he deflects batrockets fired at him with his sick sense of humour (a clownly power).
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't!"
- Da Joka baby, 2184
Two-Face: Flips Alfred like a coin.
*Alfred lands heads up*
Two-Face: "Understandable, have a nice day."
"I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water. I drink anarchy."
and i fuckin LIVE BY THAT
This seems suspiciously coherent to be AI generated.
That was my thought too. Didn't stop it from being a fun dubbed slideshow-thing though. ^_^
@@ChaosRayZero True, though it does really indicate we're living in a society when the only acceptable pretense for enjoying a nonsensical story is condescension towards a stupid machine.
I refuse to believe any of the "AI generated stories" are real.
@@gonkdroid9325 I dunno about that. The sheer incomprehensible nonsense that came out of _"Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"_ and _"Today is Spaceship Day"_ and the lyrics of _"Blue Jeans and Bloody Tears"_ all look like the kind of junk _Cleverbot_ used to output (I don't know if it's gotten better- I haven't talked to it in years).
My brother has played with an AI GM for D&D he found online, and some of the gibberish it gave him is pretty similar, too.
Like Albert said though- the Batman one feels like it makes too much sense to be entirely scripted by a bot.
@@gonkdroid9325 They do exist. I've used the various programs myself. Most of the longer, more coherent ones use Markov chains, which require constant human intervention to stay on track.
This deserves to be so much longer XD
I actually thought it was going to be longer! I was quite surprised to see how short the excerpt was from the actual Tweet. Not disappointed, but I certainly wish it were a bit longer. XD
Reach out to the guy for the full script, somebody, please. I need to know if it's all as perfect as the first page.
The only thing sad about this is that an A.I. made a better script than the supposed humans that wrote Suicide Squad and Harley Quinn.
This isn't a AI
@@comiteucu8869 it is.
Me being the OG Harley, The new one is so puny!
Happy bat day, birthman.
this legit feels like how the adam west batman was.
Eat a Dinner, Mattress Wayne
"you drink water I drink anarchy" 💀💀💀
I decided to have a drink while browsing UA-cam.
Everything hurts now. I have no regret. Thank you
You're welcome!
hire this ai to do a entire series
So many orphan jokes 😂
This is literally golden
I have watched many animations of this story but this Batman looked the most accurate, excellent job done
Couldn't have done it without my artist!
"you drink water, I DRINK ANARCHY"
Anarky: Confused Screams*
Oh, I prefer this animation to the other one. The storyboarding is much more expressive.
Which other one
I like the Goth ham and Evenance part tho 🎸🤘🏻🔥🖤🎵🎶🍖
Congratulations for making it through this video!! You win a year's supply of new parents!!!
This AI has a better sense of humor than I do.
Same here. I couldn't even write jokes as good as these.
Forget the Joker, how did this AI develop such a sick sense of humor XD
Made me remember how one youtuber tried asking riddles from EVIE (one of the A.I. Chat bots)
One of the riddles was "what has four "eyes", but cannot see?" Real answer: Missisippi
EVIE's answer: "blind person with glasses"
This isn't AI-generated, AI doesn't understand humor
I like how the AI keeps making fun of Batman for being an orphan
a expired coupon for new parents is definitely something the joker would do.
Batman: I don't use guns
Also batman: 1:16
To be fair it’s not a gun
Batman for sure uses explosives
In fairness, if you look around for your dead parents and they're still dead, pulling out a rocket launcher is a reasonable response.
Listen, he was having anger
I just imagine the joker poking around the internet to he find anything about himself online and find this
He would be proud.
@@suppotato1235 yes he would hahaha
@@suppotato1235 He take take some jokes from this as Batman if drank bat like bat and new parents coupon that are expired.
The outcome of the script means one of two things
1: It barely paid attention to the 1000 hours of movies it watched, and only used the important stuff
2: It learned REALLY well how to make a batman movie, but chose to make this with it's knowledge just because it can
happy batday, birthman
yep
Joker but with a regular laugh and not an evil laugh is kind of cursed
I wanted to do the real Joker laughter but I believe it was the middle of the night at the time of recording. I didn't want to wake my wife who was pregnant at the time. XD
This is definitely a joker joke
"1 year ago"
Oh wow thats pretty old
"2020 WAS 1 YEAR AGO"
*The AI when writing the plot:*
👶
*The AI when it discovers that Batman is an orphan:*
😈
best dc comics story which should be animated by the studio (:
The voice acting made it ten times better
Thank you for your kind words. 😁
batman: constantly being teased by the ai for having no parents
joker: being joker
alfred: there to do his job as the loyal batler
two face: arrives, gets attacked by batman with alfred, flips alfred heads up, and then leaves.
This script manages to make pregnant alfred socially acceptable
"Happy Batday, Birthman"
“Happy batday, birthman!”
"This is a joker joke"
10/1
Aw man I was saving that explosion for later
This is so perfect!!!! >_< I can't get over it
I love the implication that attorneys aren’t people
Everything in this video is quotable oml- this is so chaotic
This just made me realize it was a coupon for *New* parents and not *For* new parents
Plot twist the ai was actually the joker
Wouldn't be surprised!
There are so many genuinely good gags in this!
The writer is a genius. :)
0:45 Alfred PENNYworth = Coin.
Ok I wouldn't mind AI taking over the batman francise :D
This feels like a dream batman would have
Great animation 🤙
Way to go! 👍👍👍
Yup, the Joker sure likes his anarchy drinks.
I need a feature length film of this
I would've done this as a series, but this was the only excerpt published. :(
This ai got a very heavy dose of adam west
0:21 🤣 Goth Ham 🍖
underrated
Thank you so much for your kind words. :)
Or is it kind word...?
ALFRED! GIVE BIRTH TO ROBIN!
Im ded🤣🤣🤣☠️
Ngl the expired Free parents coupon seems like something the joker would actually do
The coupon for the new parents ....EXPIRED! LOL
The AI just hit hard with 3 jokes about Orphans within 2 monutes on Batman.
Jesus christ OW XD
i wonder how bored Keaton Patti had to be to randomly decide "hmmm I should write wacky scripts imitating a bot and troll people into thinking they really are AI generated, wouldn't that be fun?"
Perhaps a script written by an AI might be more coherent... or less.
Either way, it was fun to read!
yeah, it's a work of art in a way, the jokes are pretty clever and nonsensical structure of sentences makes it better as well
Wow
And i thought the villains hated Batman for fighting crime, but no, apperantly they just hate bats
Actually, it's only Two-Face and One-Face (The Joker) that hate him for being a bat. The rest, including Man-Bat, who Two-Face and One-Face also hate for being a bat, hate the Dark Knight for fighting crime.
Lovely
The joker looks like Jim Carrey
i need this ai
I mean he lost the coin toss, he had to go.
0:57 in every video i have seen of this ai generated script joker sounds like a 14 year old white girl trying to sound “deep”
The joker won?
Yes. Flawlessly, might I add.
Thses will never not be funny
The coupon plot twist was messed up
What's the matter, Lord Helmet? Chicken?
@@TheGioSpeaketh I see your swartz is as big as mine!
An expired coupon for new parents 🤣
What did the AI exactly use as reference?
According to the author of the original post, various Batman movies. My guess? All of them. Even the weird ones.
Yassss
This is so funny LOL
Thank you for your kind words. 🙇♂️
@@TheGioSpeaketh :)
very gud
I hope it was. XD
Quite good but missed opportunity to make the Alfred coin have Pennyworth on it
This is hilarious
This is weird.
what
yes
A.I generated Batman story
Lol Hilarious
Happy batday, Birthfan!
lol.
BRUH...... this A.I creates comics better than modern 'woke' D.C and marvel.
No politics, just outright silliness.
What are you talking about. The villains hate Batman for being a bat. Seems pretty political to me.
@@falconstudios146 He is a cis bat so no one cares.
Wait... Evanescence is NOT goth. Goth is WAY more depressing. Goth people might like some of their works, but please listen to My Immortal and tell me that is goth. Because it ain't.
Dude, I did it for the memes. I know Evanescence ain't goth. lol
@@TheGioSpeaketh Understandable...
Not funny, didn’t laugh.
Thank you for your time, Mr. Clown!
Ok? Want a medal on your achievement
@@yourfatboy5359 ua-cam.com/video/ZazNbG_3m9A/v-deo.html
@@jelqotheclown you still didn't respond to my question
@@yourfatboy5359 yea I did,
I just didn’t answer it
This actual made that Joker Ai generated scary