I Got An A.I To Write Star Wars - It Was A Disaster
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- Every word of this video was scripted and spoken by an A.I. It was a trainwreck.
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“I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi”.
That was low key a pretty badass line for Anakin.
Sounds like a thing ep1 Anakin would say tbh. I can hear his voice say it
So badass that he said it again 20 seconds later
"I'm not a boy, I'm a person. And my name is Anakin."
@@arcadeinvader8086 I guess it's his catch phrase in that story, or something.
_I'm a Jedi, and my name is Anakin_ energy
Obi Wan: "We´re the last ones left Anakin"
Mace Windu: "TheRe He iS!"
There is no moral to the story
"We're the last ones left, Anakin"
Mace: Mother Fucker.
Maybe he meant the last ones left in the temple and Mace Windu was informing them remotely
i just love how ahsoka busts in to tell yoda that dooku is up to something whilst dooku is in the middle of trying to kill yoda
Nothing gets past her....
we must remain vigilant
after she presumably died
And her entry is a Kramer side-skid into a suburban-yuppie living room that's under construction inside a futuristic base for some reason... a skid which crashes her through a plywood wall, from the sound of it. Then when her warning is given, Dooku says he won't do anything without Yoda's permission.... like he was a kid and they were talking about opening a bag of Chips Ahoy!
It's possible that they're actually, as the script claims, _sparring_ as partners. Perhaps this is a universe where Dooku never fell?
"There is no moral to this story. War is ugly, and the conceqences are often dire."
That bot is spittin out straight facts. Lol
If there was a moral to the story, I couldn’t find one 😂
There's no moral to the story, just a brand new dance... John Williamson - Aussie folk singer
He do be spitting facts out, especially at 1:11 lol
There is no moral; here’s the moral 😂
@@micahwright5901 the one is that anakin is not a boy,
He is a jedi
Not even 2 minutes in and I’m dying, “In the Battle of Cad Bane, Grievous managed to kill Obi-Wan Kenobi” that’s funny in itself.
And later on, in the assault on the temple story. Obi-Wan just literally tells Anakin to cut Grievous' legs off, and he does, and Grievous just dies lol.
"Hello there!"
"General Grievous?!"
Now I just imagine tiny obi-one and Grievous fight top cad Bane hat
Ahh...
Yeah grevious would have killed obi wan if he was still the grevious from 2003 clone wars
Ah yes, the battle of Cad Bane
*Without Cad Bane*
Maybe it was just about Cad Bane
Cad Bane was disguised as Grievous, the clues were there the entire time.
Maybe they renamed a moon 'Cad Bane' in his honour...
I thought tiny obi one and grievous fighting cad bane hat
Yoda seems more concerned for Anakin in this than he is in the original.
And somehow the jedi know about his marriage to Padme.
@Anonymous 2918 Obi Wan died aswell and came back
@Anonymous 2918 omfg I hate the fact that this makes sense.
Given that he wakes up in a hospital bed directly afterwards, and Padmé is there despite supposedly being dead, that might have been a dream sequence.
Ah yes, the Battle of Cad Bane
Truly a legendary battle.
Ah, yes
The planet of Cad Bane
I'm gonna be honest, the first few lines of the second episode were actually pretty good, straight out of an "What If" scenario
And then the episode jumps off a cliff
@@Icybubba yes, well...
1:56
Lmfao. I like to imagine that it's not even a live recording of him and that he's just staring at a still image of him.
"There he is. That's a General Grievous right there."
AI has an ascended sense of humor confirmed
That scene is brilliantly pointless
That’s honestly what I thought until I took a second to think…
Yeah that cracked me up, thats what I thought too
"Anakin, take out his legs."
Just like that.
Ahsoka: "master yoda, I think count dooku is up to something"
Yoda meanwhile in a heated battle with dooku who's trying to kill him: "sure about that are you, be on to something you might!?"
"You're going to be alright. The doctors say you'll make a full recovery"
"I'm not sure I want to"
" what?"
"Ahsoka?"
"Ahsoka died already"
"No! nononononononooo"
*jumps off a cliff
lmfao, this was fantastic.
Noone:
Shakespeare:
He dreamt of the death of both Padme and Ahsoka, but only one of them was actually false.
@@Spudtron98
Dude, he was slowly dying.
I laughed out a kidney, I swear
"Bop bop bop bop wow wow wow wow- I'm sorry what was that? I didn't hear you over the sounds of battle!"
That bit had me crying with laughter
_Ahm hup jhup tip tyup hwo wyhjpm wow_
@@jonniezodiac
I lost it at the scene with Windu pointing at the hologram of Grievous and saying “There he is!”
Ahsoka: Dooku is up to something
Yoda: Is hE nOw
Three mini-episodes of the Clone Wars written entirely by an AI?
More like Star Wars: The Droid Wars
The Clanka Wars
I love how Obi wan,Ahsoka and Padmé died but it doesn't matter at all because they appear safe and sound in the next scene. This is some Disney sequels levels of writing
Somehow Obi-Wan returned.
Honestly, episode 1 and 3 could be awesome if they were written out with Logic. A Droid attack on the Jedi temple? A flashback to Dooku being a Jedi? Hell yes I'll take that. However the second episode....yeah...
Star Wars needs a What If? Series just like Marvel IMO
It wouldn’t work as actually being part of Canon, of course, but I could see something about Anakin being in a coma and having visions of everyone he loves dying only to wake up and realize some of them actually did die being a pretty interesting basis for a story.
@@ZER-sc3pc Wait isn’t that just the plot of AOTC and ROTS?
@@ic0nic707 No, because he wasn’t in a coma.
@@ZER-sc3pc falling asleep is a miniature coma
Fucking hell I almost died from the moment Anakin goes nonono to the last episode. Ahsoka bursting in to say Dooku is up to something while he’s literally there broke me in half
Ashoka also forgott that she was dead while doing that hahahaha.
Obi-Wan: "Anakin, take out his legs!"
OMFG LMAO THIS IS GOLD
We have to find General Grievous.
...
There he is!
brilliant foreshadowing and plot development 👌
1:10-1:19 It's like the narrator couldn't comprehend Obi-wan's death and spazzed out.
He hasn’t been the same since the accident
Ahsoka: Im pretty sure Count Dooku is up to something.
*Count Dooku standing right there next to yoda*
Yoda: Im sure he is
🤣
"I think dooku is up to something" just killed me
The episides make sense in this order:
Episode 3
Episode 1
Episode 2
After the Jedi find the CIS’ base and defeat Dooku there, General Grievous launches a last stand attack on the Jedi temple, where they’re able to wipe out the entire Jedi Order excluding the council members. After Grievous is defeated, the Jedi Council are left to cope with the death of the order. And uh, Anakin jumps off a cliff, not able to take it.
“We must find General Grievous”
**THERE HE IS**
I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi. So true he said it twice. It was the last thing Dukoo heard
Episode 2 had me unironically hooked until the hospital bed bit...that caught me super off guard. It also implies Padme died soon after Ashoka though? This sounds like a good premise for Anakin ending up staying with the Jedi. After all, Palpatine's would-be promise is moot. She's already dead, and so is his padawan.
I felt the same reading it! I was so beyond confused when Anakin suddenly woke up in a hospital bed.
@@TomJedi I mean…it’s called a disaster for a reason lol
"I'm not a boy, I'm a jedi."
I like how Yoda just straight-up tells Anakin that Padme's going to die, but Anakin apparently does nothing to prevent this.
The trilogy we needed
1:11 Yularen just has a fucking stroke.
Yularen making the sounds of battle at 1:10 will never not be funny
Yoda was so devastated by the loss of Ahsoka that he started talking normal.
Obi-wan: *Appears*
Me: Wait a second, I thought your dead-
Padme and Ahsoka also both came back to life. Huh.
I put it into an ai generator thing-
beat dad was going to die too, wasn't he?
Obi-wan: I'll kill you.
Me: My dad is not your dad!
Obi-wan: ...really.
4. Friends reunion, "Lie Detector."
Obi-wan: Um... you wanna grab a beer?
Yoda:
1:11, Im never gonna forget that quote, so inspiring!
Rare audio recording of Tom Kane's stroke.
The opening narration saying super seriously "Sorry what was that? I didn't hear you over the sounds of battle." Gave me one of those good laughs you don't realise you haven't had in a while until after you''ve finished laughing
“Plplpplplplblblblblblbblvlvllplpllplppllplplpllppbbb
Sorry, I could not hear you over the sounds of battle!”
I don’t know if this is ridiculous or awesome.
clearly awesome
I guess Anakin survived the cliff jumping.... he's not a boy anymore, he's become a Jedi.
Not a Jedi Master, sadly.
I like how the AI decides that Dooku still loses his head in Episode 3
“Anakin, take out his legs!”
_”AUgHHhAHhg”_
The intro narrator was absolutely the best lol
*2:04* I absolutely love how Anakin just very casually cuts off Grievous' legs and defeats him without saying a thing.
2:06 That was easy
Can I animate these?
Wow sorry, I am very late to this. Absolutely! Sounds funny!
Imagine getting a whole battle named after you but you didn't participate in it.
jj abrams after creating sequel trilogy:
May be I am an AI
Oh yea, 2:57 is also the best, I just cannot stop laughing at this, this contradicts soo much of the tech in Star Wars, and I have no idea where the ai even got this idea from, but its a perfect laugh 🤣😂
Im not sure what ive just watched, but it was......something to be sure.
3:22 *insert punisher meme
"i'm sure he is" which is Yoda for "NO SHIT SHERLOCK"
1:49 Obi Wan I thought you were dead
"I'm sorry. What was that? I can't hear you over the sounds of battle."
4:24, as yes, boy, girl, jedi
The AI may have gone a little too far in a few places...
Like what? Anakin's descent into cliff splat after Ahsoka is already deceased?
Seems like a much more coherent narrative than what we got in the sequel trilogy. Not seeing the problem here. Just let the bots write star wars for now on. I'd pay good money to see a movie where ahsoka fakes her death in order to become Yoda's secret apprentice.
@Doctah Wahwee You probably browse through thousands of star wars related UA-cam comments so I'll take your word for it. My intent was not to leave an original comment so I'm afraid your response accomplished nothing other than making yourself look like a defensive sequel trilogy fan. Way to go.
@@Jeviok Holy fuck you’ve killed him.
@@lukeparker5689 yeah it took all of his creativity to successfully tell me the content of my comment.
@@Jeviok Actually not even that, mate. He copy pasted this reply to anyone critiquing the sequels. He’s on maximum shill right now
@@Jeviok ROASTED
Ahsoka: Yoda, Dooku is up to something.
Yoda (currently fighting Dooku): Well duh, trying to kill me he is.
A surprise to be sure but... well a surprising one.
seriously someone needs to animate this
r2d2 retelling the prequels to luke
Ah yes, my favorite moment in War Stars history, the Battle of Cad Bane where General Grievous killed Obi Wan Kenobi
You already have half a creepypasta written. Just have a prologue about buying a DVDR with marker on it at a shady record store.
Then when you go back, the store is boarded up and a meter maid is conveniently there to tell you the store burned down 10 years ago.
What website do you use for the voices??? Sounds way better than the one I’ve been usinf
Still better than Disney's attempts at Star Wars.
@Doctah Wahwee lol
@Doctah Wahwee it's true tho
Screw you.
Still probably more coherent more coherent than the Star Wars fanfics I wrote in the third grade.
This is more emotional than the entire sequel trilogy
This is incredible, it deserves more views.
Still better than the Sequel Trilogy.
@Doctah Wahwee Nah, just stating the truth.
Ooo
I could write something like this just give me 14 pounds of ketamine
Get a bunch of NPC’s to write Star Wars and you’ve got the sequels.
I’d give it a B+ 😂😂😂
Yoda becomes Vandar Tokare and speaks normally.
The second one killed me. Why was it so depressing? 😭🤣
I was really starting to loose faith in AI until Anakin dropped that last line “I’m not a boy, I’m a Jedi”. The funniest part to me is that line is so much better than anything in the sequels
Already got a list of Alternate Universes:
Spoiler warning, just gotta get this off my chest
General Grievous kills Obi Wan at the Battle of Cad Bane (Cad Bane was secretly a planet this entire time)
General Grievous manages to lay siege directly to the Jedi Temple
Ahsoka fucking dies
Yoda actually gives a damn about Anakin for once
Anakin straight up yeets himself off a cliff and implodes the chosen one prophecy after Sidious tells him Ahoska is indeed dead.
Dooku is a double agent for Yoda but was actually triple crossing him right back
Dooku can also apparently solo Yoda, Ahsoka, Obi Wan and Anakin for a decent amount of time.
There are a great many scenarios I actually want explored now, someone get to writing this shit down
The closest thing to Yoda saying No Shit Sherlock is "I'm sure he is", when he was told by Ahsoka that Dooku is up to something. Did she forget that she was important to the plot? Like what was she doing in the meantime, was she with Anakin and Obi-Wan at the pub drinking a few shots of blue liquid and snorting a line of deadsticks with Steve-O?!
The Count's Plot is brilliant.
You’ll make a full recove- I don’t want to *proceeds to jump off a cliff*. That part made me laugh so hard.
I love how the narrator basically has a stroke! 😂
Interesting, now do one for each trilogy, ie one for the prequels, OT and sequels
In before all the “…and the result was The Rise of Skywalker” jokes.
*Deathsticks are bad!*
And yet it's still better than Rise of Skywalker
a jedi is a gender according to this ai
I'm still interested in the Grievous subplot where he has an apprentice for some reason
Plot twist: Anakin was Grievous's apprentice all along
clearly the apprentice was cad bane
General Grievous: 'Tis but a scratch. I've had worse!
0:39 damn I thought I was the ugly one.... 😫
And they say a.I will take over the world
Glug glug glug glug what was that? I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the battles
I like how all of these just break the Star Wars continuity
it even pulled a brief scene from swtor cinamatics. I LOL.
"im invincible! General grievous always triumphs!" @ 2:11
1:10 bars 🥶🥶🥶🥶
This used an astonishingly accurate voice for Admiral Yularen's intro.
We need ai made OT and Sequels
You know when nobody posts what AI, where it is, what kind of process it was. Kinda makes me think some people are just throwing together random shit and going "ey, an AI did it, how wacky"
Likely ChatGBT, and judging from how the voices are, I'd assume it's Uberduck, as the older model of that AI would get a stroke on occasion, happened to me when I made my Sam & Max shitpost about where there weren't any Sam & Max games on mobile.
2:06 General Grievous shorter then I Expected
Lol, this story is actually good! We get to see Anakin's fall to the dark side as Ahsoka fakes her death.
Babe wake up a new gender just dropped: jedi
Your back!