ANIMATION Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
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A fully animated rendition of the new Harry Potter chapter written by a predictive text robot. Harry, Ron, and Hermione must find out what the Death Eaters are up to and put a stop to Voldemort once again.
There's a one or two word difference from the official version, since the script I sent to Cuckoo was from a reddit post before the story went viral.
► Script ◄
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Predictive text based on Harry Potter books
Bot made by Botnik Studios
Script creation and editing by: nattowsen bird_robot failedseance zachbdunn jonahformayor gmulz mfrederickson barlow_vo NoraReed thepelkus TomKoff JohnABender
► Animation ◄
C. Prince
► Music ◄
Spiral Harmonies (Duk)
► Voices ◄
Narrator: CloudCuckooCountry
Harry Potter: Finish Line
Ron: Edward James
Hermoine: Persian Poetess
Ghost: Edward James
Death Eaters: Viva Reverie
Dumbledore: Edward James
Chandeliers: C. Prince Finish Line
► Harry Potter ◄
This animation is a parody of the original works by J.K. Rowling.
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► Ron's Ron Shirt ◄
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Holy shit!?!? Merch too?!
Really?! XD
It looks just as bad as Ron himself...
Where is the Hermione has forgotten how to dance shirt?
Oh my god it exists
"What's your favorite Harry Potter book?"
"Well....."
I don’t have the heart to take away your 666 likes because your comment is cursed and you deserve it. 😝
I wanna like but its at 666
It's complicated
2000th like sksksk
Tbh it’s either this or goblet of fire xd
I love how the AI basically pauses the story to briefly write a Death Eater fanfic
Isn't the whole thing just a really bizarre fanfic?
@@misseli1 a fanfic within a fanfic
@@misseli1 if you consider AI a fan of harry potter, then yes
I love how in this version, Harry is an idiot, the death eaters are wholesome and Voldemort is the only one who's not totally insane.
Don't forget about how Ron is a self-centered cannibalist.
But let that sink in
@@patpat3975 Love the Ron pfp tho
And that Hermione forgot how to dance.
@@gachabloxgirl3958
Are you crazy? She can here you!!!
😬😬
@@patpat3975 NO LET THE SINK IN MAN
Why is no one talking about The pig of hufflepuff that pulsed like a large bullfrog and was then declared as Hagrid, now that's a character arc right there
That part is awfuly underrated
Agreed. What kind of magic crack was Dumbledore snorting in order for him to make such an insane declaration?
@@addemup8645 wdym insane, it’s perfectly reasonable, even expected
@@addemup8645 I mean, given how his typical aproach to potentially lethal danger posed to hundreds of literal school aged children under his care is to leave a series of riddles like the godamn Riddler and then just refuse to tell Harry and co. basic information just so it could be a dramatic reveal later, well
I'm just saying, the dude STARTS orientation for Harry and co. in Book 1 by alluding to Fluffy outright, because when has telling actual children about something dangerous and forbidden EVER made them more set on doing those things ?
This guy was a principal of a school for children, for years and years at this point, so either he is breathtakingly incompetent, or very very senile. Perhaps both !
@@WeirdWonderful Even Percy is unsure of Albus' senility all the way back in The Philosopher's Stone.
"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort." Good old Ron magic.
Love how everyone felt so bad for Ron they gave him a round of applause
Lovely Ron Magic.
Blimey harry
Who knew Ron's magic is literally just physics.
RoN mAGiC~
Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.
Okay, I accept that
For the rest of the summer.
@@pakmanliejd2444 *p*
Ron must hate that
@@Lucario0007 nah he just accepts it
@@tackeymattress6192 *screama in arachnophobic*
This entire video was just
Harry: *insane*
Ron: *useless*
Hermione: *weirdly aggressive*
Voldemort: *confused*
The death eaters: *wholesome*
Dumbledore: *Calling a Hufflepuff pig with toad face Hagrid*
@@suravinayan2753 LMFAO
Sooo, you're just going to completely leave out the main hero of the story? Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost? Ugh, J.K.K Rolkien is turning over in her grave!
Well I don’t think they clumped happily, so Hermione got aggressive
@@izarian42 so sorry I forgot 😞 they really were the main protagonists, it’s a shame they didn’t get more screen time
harry: *dips hermione in hot sauce*
"harry was hungrier than he had ever been"
HARRY NO
Harry no don't eat Hermione
Lmao 😂
the rest of them are already eaten
@@robbietheweirdo he was going to finish what Ron started.
@@surrealmeme8344 That's why Harry's a good friend
And that is how Harry, Ron and Hermione are like in the eyes of Snape
Oh my god you’re right.
*doesnt see Harry for an entire summer*
Oh god- you be correcto
So basically Snape sees the trio as insane people looking for trouble... sounds correct to me! 😂
That's how he sees all the characters.
I love how Voldemort is the only sane character in all this.
He raised his eyebrows when Harry threw his eyeballs into the forest, looked confused when Ron threw his wand at him and more.
Well, Hermione is too, she just has some anger issues.
@@rubyvergouwen she definitely is angry at Ron for eating her family
Don't forget the Death Eaters
Just as in the original
I absolutely love the subtle implications in "The Death Eaters were dead now and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been"
He also dipped Hermione in hot sauce, sooooo....
@@shadowisinsane845 harry no--
@@shadowisinsane845 nO-
Bro was just a lil hungry 🤭
harry yes
“We’re the only people that matter, he’s never going to get rid of us!” Ron, Harry and Hermione said in chorus, as the fourth wall laid in pieces at their feet
And as Mister Staircase swept away the fragments of the magical theoretical wall they marched through the metacosmic void and entered the real world. And thus Armageddon was unleashed.
@@HangryOnPaws and they say A.I. isn't dangerous!
@@HangryOnPaws Ron will eat _everyone's_ family now.
(After Harry dips them in hot sauce first, of course.)
@@Nat_the_Chicken then push them all down Eiffel Tower's staircase {does it even have one?}
@@gachaarriecantfindusername5664 I assume so, as I think you can go up it
“Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry”
*Appropriate reaction*
But... Does he even have eyebrows?
Donovan The Frog BUT HOW WOULD HARRY BE ABLE TO SEE WITHOUT HSI EYES?
Lindsay Yeah but he threw them into the forest
Laynie Hehe
That reaction is INAPPROPRIATE-
He should have FREAKED. OUT.
I mean, he *is* Voldemort, but it’s still not every day you see someone throw their eyeballs into the forest...
"Voldemort raised his eyebrow"
**wait.....he has eyebrows?**
But how would Harry be able to see if he had any without his eyes?
They're drawn on with a marker.
At least, that's how I'd like to imagine it.
The AI likely didn't find the subtle clue that [REDACTED] does not have eyebrows, and AI that interprets text does not seem to have enough memory to store long term plot details, such as Harry being dead before the start of the chapter.
That may be the most unsettling part of this story.
w a i t a s e c o n d
The fact that they scream about how closed the door is is the most underrated part of this entire story
True. This shit sending me every time xD
and the only way they could think of fixing it would be if it became a small orb
WHY IS DOOR SO CLOSED?! WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE A SMALL ORB INSTEAD?!
"He felt a great overreaction" really just sums up Harry Potter as a whole
Also
"We're the only people that matter, he's never going to get rid of us"
Basically that is the entire plot of Order of the Phoenix lmao
“He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head, and threw them into the forest”
Yeah, I’d say that’s an overreaction
Voldemort just be like : dud what the heck
^_-
so would i
I am your 500th Like.
The AI did not lie.
I love how even AI disses Ron constantly
He threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded, though.
While AI praised Ron? It doesn't look like "disses".
@Abel Schröder oh... Yeah.
@Anam Ibrahim artificial intelligence
Even our embryonic robot overlords know that gingers are evil...
When you feel Voldemort standing behind you, what do you do ?
1. Run away
2. Fight him
3. Tear your eyes from your head and throw them into the forest after feeling a huge overreaction
It makes sense. That way, you can't see him, so he won't scare you 🤣 Nope
he’s just a very bad and mean wizard
@@definitelynotriley Damn you a savage!
Absolutely #3. He’ll know who’s the real dark wizard >:)
All of the above. 😈
"If you two can't clump happily I'm going to get aggressive."
Hermione says calmly
She is reasonable like that
*HARRYPOTTAHDIDYAPUTYORNAMEINDAHGOBLETOFFIYYAAAAAA?!?!?!*
"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded."
I'm so proud of him. :')
R/thathappened
My little baby has grown up
Ron is the handsome one
Good job Ron 👏👏👏👏
Yes some thing else then trying to ruin Harry’s relationships
"They were all screaming about how closed the door was"
Masterpiece
Nice
👌
I agree with you on that it was a masterpiece of the series
AHH THE DOOR IS CLOSED WHATCWILL WE DO!
*b e e f w o m e n*
I love how Voldemort just looks like he’s _done_ with everything.
"I've had a long day and this lot are even more annoying than they usually are..."
"i should have killed him before i killed his parents"
It's hilarious how close the plot elements actually are to the books, just applied in different contexts. Like taking a picture, ripping it up, then making a collage out of the pieces.
yes
That’s what AI does
Yeah, you can still see Rowling's writing style.
"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."
*I can't*
Cant what mate
@@MrBones-be7ry can't.
@@adyn8811 understandable, have a good day.
Ron is my least favorite character, so it makes sense.
@@camiengstrom334 you're a lost cause
How are there not more comments about the line "The Dursleys had never been to the castle, and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"?
There's some real charm to an AI knowingly saying "Yknow that thing that's never happened in the series before? Yeah, i'm not gonna do it either. Now, moving on..."
Agreed
Then it violently murders Harry by tossing him down the stairs.
It's like when you are yet to hit the required number of words in your essay. ;)
@שחר א. have mercy on reality please
And how the door opened when, said out loud: “BEEF WOMEN”
I like how Voldemort just looked like he was sick of everyone’s shit
My therapist: Your dreams have meanings.
My dreams:
they predict the next book
They are written by AI
@@ribbitrabbit64 comedians actually
@user-hl8rd4ek4m same thing
“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard!” Harry SAVAGELY said.
voldemort: no im not *runs off into the distance sobbing*
@@jess_7076 Voldemort: No u
_proceeds to show Harry his Uno Reverse Card_
@@hijack69 Harry: *surprise pikachu face*
Insert air horn sound effects here
xXGachaJessXx *tears his eyes from his head*
"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort..."
I can imagine him actually doing this.
b o n k
same lol
It’s just ✨ Ron magic ✨
Didn't he actually do that in one book or movie? I know that one time, he had his wand broken and it didn't work correctly.
@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ nah, I think your talking about Chamber of Secrets when Ron broke his hand due to a car crash when they fell into the whomping willow.
(I think that’s what the tree is called..)
There's actually more books in this series that the AI created. It further devolves into barely comprehensible madness, and it's brilliant. It would be awesome if more of it got animated one day. :D
Oh really? Can you tell me where I can find those. I've been searching on UA-cam for hours but I cant
I highly doubt this since it pretty well known at this point that this story was actually written by a human imagining what a neural network trying to write a Harry Potter book would produce if it were really advanced. A real neural network trying to do this would most likely produce something totally incomprehensible.
Technically it was written by an AI, but a very rudimentary one with lots of human help. I’d love to see what a full neural network could create!
Whether it was written by an AI or a human, it seems that the attempt wasn't to write a story, but to write a parody with as many jokes as possible.
I heard that there is a formula AI can use to make jokes. So this would be easier for AI to undertake than to write a script for an actual story.
If it was AI, the jokes were computed perfectly. I haven't laughed like this in a long time.
1 year and still no link. things are looking bleak
Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters, who looked bad.
Death Eaters: "I think it's ok if you like me!" "Thank you very much" *Proceeds to plant a kiss on the other*
Me: Oh yes, they are bad to the bone.
“Death eaters who looked bad”
The death eaters: the most polite and reasonable people there
We all stan the death eaters
@@bread_box_6284 stan?
@@user-xw7kp2ye6c google provides a better definition then I can, so you should probably do that /nm
@@bread_box_6284 ok then
well voldemort is still the only sane one in all of this
He looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was.
*Damn, that door is HELLA closed!*
XDDDD
Hallvua a of boss
“Please, can you be replaced with a small orb??”
LET ME IN
LET ME IIIIINNN
BY MERLIN, THE DOOR IS *CLOSED* GUYS ! WE ARE DOOMED !
The death eaters honestly seem nicer than Ron, Hermione or Harry- All they do is kiss each other and say polite things. While Harry, Ron and Hermione.... That’s a whole other story full of madness and confusion...
Dipping each other in goddamn hot sauce.
Voldemort seems like a bored normal guy as well
"What about Ron magic?" Ron asked as the world around him turned into an anime.
and spiders
Death eaters: kissing each other and clapping.
“The good guys” : *Ron began to eat hermiones family*
they have to be sacroficed to ron or else he would of ate hermione and harry
Harry dipped hermione in hot sauce
@@xxavaxx3151 - not so handsome now!
Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer. “I’m Harry Potter!” He began yelling
@@gatortime8368 "The dark arts better beware oh boy"
Dumbledore: Harry. I offer you a choice. You may either fall down this spiral staircase for the rest of the summer, or, you may return home and live with the Dursleys instead. Which would you prefer?
Harry: GUESS.
Kent Magami yes.
**Yeets self down stairwell**
He gets a staircase either way, and at least the Hogwarts one doesn't come with emotional pains.
@@runningoncylinders3829 *OOF!*
It seems that Dumbledore is quite the sadist.
The part where Ron is doing "a frenzied tap dance" and eats Hermione's family is incredibly unsettling, horror movie writers can learn from this literary master.
stranger things take notes
"He saw Harry and immediatly began to eat Hermione's family"
*Finally, some good f*cking food*
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!!!!??????
@@starchild3215 WHAT ARE YOU!!!?
I got my "Hermione has forgotten how to dance" shirt for my tall death eater cosplay yesterday.
Just make sure there isn't any mud around.
😂😂😂
Perfect
Don’t forget your Ron shirt for your Ron cosplay
@@killerkitten7534 don't... you'll be covered in spiders before all is done.
Everybody gangsta until they realize that the villains are Harry, Ron, and Hermione and the heroes are Voldemort and the very wholesome Death Eaters.
Extremely wholesome death eaters
I was laughing so hard from the vid plus your comment I accidentally disliked it
Death eaters design reminds me of badboyhalo’s Minecraft skin (badboyhalo is the most wholesome and nice man in all Minecraft community)
@@mysteryman5523 imo I think Tubbo is
즉위nikot the wunder kid tubbo swears, he is a mean muffin-head
"We're the only people wo matter, he's never going to get rid of us." In a way that's actually a perfectly accurate portrayal of the books.
True. 😂
The movie more than the books though
Well that's the protagonists in any story. (There's definitely more characters that matter than just the main 3 though, especially in the books)
@@Hollow_Tim "Well that's the protagonists in any story." That's the point I was making.
I like how after consuming the entire Harry Potter series, the ai came to the same conclusion about Ron’s magical abilities as half the fan base
"We're the only people who matter! He's never going to get rid of us!"
Plot armor in a nutshell.
Anyone in the trails games 😂:
Team Amazon In Total Drama World Tour:
Why it's so true 🤣🤣🤣
I was convinced that part was added in after the fact, it just sounds so meta and self-aware.
@@thejonbrownshow8470 lmao, why kiseki specifically?
Ron did a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry, and immediately started to *eat Hermione's family.*
vore in a nutshell
V o r e
Like 666
Exactly
Don't google it
Don't find it out the hard way(like I did two years ago when it popped up in my recommended)
@LemonBoy Well, unlucky for you, i was born with every single fetish possible
This is obviously one of Voldemort's lucid dreams, he's trying so hard to wake up but can't, that's why he's the only normal character here
Ok voldemort was literally the most chill and normal dude. Ron and Harry both displayed cannibalistic tendencies and acted very unusually (in a bad way). They said a bunch of weird crap too. Meanwhile Voldemort legit just raised his brows and got wands thrown at him lmao
I mean, the good guys are clearly the Death Eaters in this timeline -- heck, they aren't even planning to kill Harry, they are just trying to get rid of his magic.
@@randomintrovertedspider7510Just realised that they’re probably trying to get rid of his magic so that it’s harder for Harry to go on a cannibalistic rampage instead of the death eaters doing it to be evil.
Imagine your crush kisses you. You say "Oh, well done." Everyone starts clapping.
me, chalk-full of social anxiety, if my crush ever kissed me in public
"Uh......... *WELL DONE*"
@@fossilfighters101, * claps *
politely.
That's gotta be an r/ThatHappened story
Congratulations Shinji
The task: " Summaraise the entire Harry Potter series in a few sentences"
Me: "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard" Harry savagely said. "We're the only pepole who matter. He's never going to get rid of us" Harry, Hermione and Ron said in chorus. "I'm Harry Potter" Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"
It’s the 2nd one first, then the 3rd one, then the first one
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I PISSED MY PANTS
Dumbledore: "10 likes to Gryffindor!"
Ron was going to be spiders,
He just was.
“The Dursleys had never been to the castle and were not about to go there in Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.”
UGH THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS, BOOK
How did the death eaters not hear them screaming about how closed the door was?
Also BEEF WOMEN
They're too polite to stop them from doing that.
The first death eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on the cheek
“Oh well done!!”
Wholesome
@The Crazy Camper or king
@@mandarinablue8438 One of them is a confirmed male and the other's gender isn't identified so it's gays or not gay
👏*polite clapping* 👏
It's so cute also here's the timestamp if you want to watch it on repeat: 2:05
I love how the death eaters are just having a friendly kissing sesh meanwhile Harry and Ron are cannibalistic killers
also screaming about a closed door with Mr staircase
It's so true omg 🤣
Fixed the number of likes
They were planning to get rid of Harry's magic though.
@@heikkipaasi1279 why wouldnt they want to get rid of a cannibalistic killer’s magic?
The death eaters are the nicest people in this entire story
I find it hilarious that Voldemort is the only sane person in this animation. Unintentional irony is the best.
"not so handsome now" thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce...
This is peak comedy
Lmao
@Mr. NoobyGames Holy shit, I didn't know people did this.
Weird flex, but ok.
Ludvig S they shouldn’t
*oh god*
“Voldemort, You’re a very bad and mean wizard”
*_Destruction 100_*
Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?
Creative Name
That depends, Who’s asking?
@@ilysm.6642 Oh, sure, sir
I'm "Alexander Hamilton", I'm at your service sir, *I have been looking for you*
Creative Name
*_I’m getting nervous.._*
@@ilysm.6642 S I R, I heard your name in Princeton
I love how Hermione and Voldemort are the only slightly normal ones.
Eh, despite him standing creepily behind Harry, he didn’t really do anything weird.
Harry spending the rest of the summer falling down stairs had me in tears lmao
“Not so handsome now, uh?”
*dips Hermione in hot sauce*
Weird flex, but okay.
Well he was hungry, and the death-eaters were dead.
I KNOE
deal with it
Hes gonna eat out hermoine
Best use of this meme
“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.”
That's a mood
Vibe chech
That hair tho.
That's Ronald trump right there
RONCEPTION!
I’ve watched this three or four times and this still cracks me up
3:00
🎶🎵🎼Hermione can't dance
Hermione can't dance
Hermione cannot dance
She only reads books
And she cannot dance
Even if she's reading
A "How to Dance" book🎶🎵
lmao
She is going to make it her primary task in life for as long as it takes to hunt you down now.
But Hermione looks cute in this animation.
@@KyranyoutubevidsYeah but Ron's the handsome one.
@@dashieprodx Not so handsome anymore
Loki: *I have been falling ... for 30 MINUTES!*
Harry: _falls for the rest of summer_
hMmMmM
Lol I got the reference
Rookie numbers
Plot twist:
It was 21st of September, 11:59pm
@@Bartekkru100
I N F I N I T E I Q
"We're the only ones that matter" That's it. That's the whole story
Yup
I thought that was a got quote for a sec
The movies are enjoyable memes to watch, but if I read the books I would no doubt end up throwing them. I can't stand the whole predestined hero garbage.
@@SpockLover27 Seem like someone does not like the legened of Zelda
@@akirakomaeda8781 I don't really feel one way or another about it since I never played the games growing up.
2:55 so, Hermione nodded encouragingly, all the way back from the castle grounds, just because of the mud on said grounds to dip the deatheater's face on it right afterwards.
I'm really trying to make sense of what the actual f was the AI thinking at this point.
I don’t understand your English
I'm pretty sure it was jus thinking "what words can I put together to make a sentence that sounds like harry potter", but I see your point
It's sad when a computer program's fanfic is still less confusing than My Immortal.
“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard!” Kindergarteners trying to roast each other be like:
It sounds like one of Dobby's insults LOL!
Nah- its more like: “Your poop- *intense laugh*
666
Edit: There were 666 likes when I posted
@@informationnotavailable6433 gasp!
@@informationnotavailable6433 lol
Dumbledore smiled at it and placed his hand on it's head.
*“Y O U A R E H A G R I D N O W”*
Hagrid is depressed now
I feel like this has happened before
pig: I'm a what?
I read that as Your're hag I know
You're a pig, hagrid
the problem with chatGPT is that it is now too advanced to write fever dreams like this
Litteraly though, like please downgrade this shit. I don't want a very well written story I want the most shitpost reading story to ever be created that confounds the masses for years to come
This is an absolute work of poetry and emotion such portrayed in a beautiful complex sequel wow this is such a work of art the poetry was absolutely STUNNING
Someone: so who’s your favorite Harry Potter character
Me: *M I S T E R S T A I R C A S E T H E S H A B B Y R O B E D G H O S T*
Now canon, where’s the character merch
Personality mine are the cute death eaters 💖
*L O O O O O O O O O C K E D*
H A G R I D T H E T A B L E
They so wholesome tho
"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard", Harry "savagely" said...
so...
Is this basically the opposite of Dumbledore asking "calmly"?
Yes I would think so
What
Yes
Lord Drakostar, they’re talking about how in the book, Dumbledore asked calmly if Harry had put his name in the Goblet of Fire, but in the movie, he yelled it.
@@thepriestunknown3999 ah ok
I thought the way Voldemort looked when he first appeared was stupid but I loved how completely nonplussed by everything going on he looked for the rest of the story. Exactly how I pictured him when I read it.
The weird thing is that sometimes it _almost_ makes sense until something like "and then Hermione ate ron's whole family" happens
Revenge? REVENGE! I'll show you revenge!
*Ron's Ron shirt, was just as bad AS Ron himself.*
*RON WAS GOING TO BE SPIDERS, HE JUST WAS.*
He wasn't proud of it, but it was hard not to be covered in spiders when it all was done
It would be cool to be able to turn into a spider hive mind then reform as yourself wherever you like. It would be incredible useful too.
@@chaosa5936 like Jafar in the second Aladdin movie? yeah!
poor ron
@@glanni Obviously there are loads of death eaters in there castle let's listen in on their meetings.
"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."
WEED EATER
@@scytheleaf Hello fellow Seawing!
Copper the Mud Hivewing Hybrid ‘fellow?’
@@scytheleaf
That's a good one.
Hello fellow Wings of Fire dragons.
I’ve seen Rons Ron shirt.
It’s not nearly as bad as Ron himself.
I think whoever made Ron’s Ron shirt used photoshop to make Ron look much better on his Ron shirt.
Very well made and high quality shirt as well.
So true. I personally prefer his Ron pants.
It was enhanced using Ron Magic.
This both makes all the sense in the world, and absolutly none
@@Kiwisy
Did mountains of mice explode?
That’s how you know you’ve done it properly.
@@Combes_
Makes more sense than Ron becoming spiders.
Ron: gives the bare minimal effort of throwing his wand at Voldermort.
Everyone else: (applause) Bravo! Good show!
Even in this auto-generated story, Hermione is the reason Harry and Ron know what to do and are still alive.
Yet she only is good when dipped in hot sauce.
Yum lol
@@TonyVBlue5 I mean Ron didn't even need sauce to eat her parents.
@@sunnyd9321 Muggles are better without sauce. Trust me, i know from experience
@@patpat3975 *Jazz music stops*
I would literally pay money to read the whole book of this.
I would also pay handsomely to hear more of the adventures of Mr Staircase the Shabby-Robed Ghost.
I would pay £100 to read the whole thing but they won't do it :( I do _have_ £100 though
I would pay 100$ for the whole book, and an extra 50$ because yes
Tammy Wilson weird flex
The AI is actually finishing this book I believe and there is a full novel prequel of it as well that is called something like ‘Harry Potter and the Handsome Boy’?
@@aidanc.d.2695 OMG yes
This is like a *really* good mad libs, an absolute masterpiece!
0:19 ✨MAGIC✨ IT WAS SOMETHING HARRY THOUGHT WAS VERY GOOD.
Harry: Looks around
Spiral Staircase: "I'm 'bouta end this man's whole summer"
Considering that he’d otherwise have to spend it with the *Dursley’s,* I’d consider it an improvement.
He had thrown out his eyes, so I guess the staircase surprised him
And he fell down it for the REST OF THE SUMMER
The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!
“Im Harry Potter!”
"Voldemort, you're a very mean and bad wizard", Harry savagely said.
"Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
Ah yes, the scarface is made of scar.
This deserves more likes lmao
itd be so funny if the “dumbledore asked calmly” thing was also generated by ai and the ai just accidentally swapped “savagely” and “calmly”
@@abeanwithintentions ""Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?" Said Dumbledore savagely "
Meanwhile the movie:
2:37
True anger
This is still funny 5 years later
“Several long pumpkins fell out of professor mcgonagall.
Out of *where?*
Hello Mr FBI man. I am normal human, not alien. You want to go skateboardz?
@@thatfandomnerd4651 oh, the boards to skate. They are endless.
Her ass
That shall be a mystery forever...
@@Nova-vk5qb of course we skateboardz where i come from. oh such boards we would skate. they were delicious.
“Voldemort raised an eyebrow” WHAT EYEBROW
His eyebrow.
Lastful Last he doesn’t have eyebrows. That’s the joke.
cool dude r/wooosh
Human Garbage r/ihavereddit
I, for one, think@@lastfullast8819 has achieved peak comedy.
Hufflepuff in the movies: Swiper swiped them
Hufflepuff in the books: represented we guess
Hufflepuff in this book: is mentioned but we’re a frog pig thing not a bagger
I like the part where it takes a moment to introduce a possible plot point of the Dursleys coming to Hogwarts, then just _immediately_ drops it.
“magic. something that Harry thought was *very good”*
_”they looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was”_
“Voldemort. Your a very bad and mean wizard, said Harry, *savagely”*
“Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall”
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Where did the long pumpkins fall out of though?
Ron was standing there doing a sort of frenzied tap dance when he saw Harry he immediately started eating Hermiones family
“Mountains of mice exploded!”
BEEF WOMEN
@YAB01H3CK7OR number 2
Her 500th eye
You: Hermione can't draw
Me, an intellectual: Hermione has forgotten how to dance
How is your face-... still muddy?
Me, a kindred intellectual: Lupin can't sing
Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can’t draw, Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she is reading a how-to-draw book
HERMIONE CANT DANCE HERMIONE CANT DANCE HERMIONE CANNOT DANCE SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DANCE EVEN IF SHES READING A HOW TO DANCE BOOK
Me, an intellectual:hermione does not acquire the ability that allows her to T-pose
I just discovered that this story has its own page on the _Harry Potter_ wiki.
Whoever is making the full edition of Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash (if such a party exists), heed these words carefully.
You can let the AI run wild, you can stretch the bounds of insanity and illogicality, you don’t even ever have to mention the titular portrait. But know this singular rule:
The Dursleys CANNOT come to the castle under any circumstances.
That is all.
*SCREAMING ABOUT HOW CLOSED IT WAS*
*B E E F W O M E N*
In all seriousness,alohomora did unlock doors,right?
and wished it was replaced with a small orb
IT’S *CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSED*
me when i got locked out of my house
"Artificial intelligence will take over humanity in the near future and we can't do anything to avoid it."
AI:
*_"I am SkyNet! The human race better be worried, oh boy!"_*
Internet Explorer: YEAH! Le-(lags)-t's fi-(lags)-g-(lags)ht bac-(lags)-"
*46 Years Later*
"and reta- oh the fight's over?"
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If this is what's to come in the future, I say let it!
Its an act
If the death eaters were wholesome like that all the time then I'd probably join them too
The deatheater shirt that says Hermione forgot how to dance is what killed me