@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Okay after investigating just a bit, i discovered the fact this account was created for the sole purpose of spamming comment sections begging for people to view their music video. That's....not how this works lol
I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny
Daughter: "Mommy, I can sacrifice myself to save you" Varli: "Are you sure" She sounded like relieved that her daughter was gonna sacrifice herself for her.
Maybe it's a cultural thing? Some cultures sees dedication from children to their parents as a very admirable thing, whereas Western countries mostly tend to focus on parents sacrificing for their kids.
I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.
Is someone gonna tell her that it’s only creepy when it’s either creepy children singing it or a man with a deep voice, with a hint of a playful tone... because I’m sorry but I’m cringing so hard at her singing.. like it just makes me feel more uncomfortable than actually terrified.
Varli is the most confusing person on the internet. I don't know what she's aiming for ever. Is it suppose to be humorous? fearful? Wise? Is she actually a brilliant cringe artist? WHATS HAPPENING?
@@sunynotsunny2202 Exactly! Or is it there's a cultural difference in our humor? Or maybe theres some mental issues there? I've racked my mind on this one and I don't think I'll be able to crack her!
@I LOVE ALL bro what are you talking bout naman you already got a video with 300k views why you out hee begging for likes lmao and lying bout some bs your mom gonna buy u a mic
Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?
Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD
@@taliesinriver If they, by chance, aren't capable of feeling guilt and empathy to begin with - they won't. But boy would they be pissed. Worth it. But then, maybe they'll take it out on another victim since someone has to pay for their bruised ego... oh bother. You know what, forget I said anything.
Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!
It’s nice to see that Danny actually takes into consideration that he’s making videos about other PEOPLE and doesn’t treat them like they’re all just characters in a show or something
yes i also notice that, its nicer to watch him than others. like I used to watch diesel patches, but the negativity is just so much, and he gives shitty reasons to criticise, for try guys, he gave the reason "they're too gay". make that make sense. His titles are also very "sensational" like "Why I hate ______", "Why _____ isn't funny" he almost sounds butthurt.
Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.
I feel like Varli knows that American horror movies sometimes use nursery rhymes for creepy purposes, but doesn't understand how any of that context works. So she's just googling "American nursery rhymes" and whipping one out at random whenever she wants to be creepy.
are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."
That’s what I do every time that I murder someone, it’s actually a magic spell that removes any evidence that the one who committed the murder was me! It’s great!
Imagine: your significant other is cradling your in their arms, and right as you’re about to pass out, you put your hand on their cheek and say ouchie then fuckin die
The prophecy is complete. Kurtis, Drew, and then Danny. Edit: OML JARVIS JUST POSTED Sorry, but the subtitles, instead of ouchie, say Gucci, and it’s so much better. Many days later, I was on FamousBirthdays. Happy 44th bday to Varli
You can, the brain can go 6 minutes without blood. In the meantime it's vital to call 911 asap as early defibrilation is the key to survival after a cardiac arrest. (I've edited this comment because the internet has decided my worth as a medical provider is based on whether or not I'm funny.)
I’m sorry but the interaction between distraught parent and their child’s kidnapper being “Give me my child!” “First, give me the money!!” “CHILD 👹” Fuckin kills me every time
Some dude: kills Varli's daughter Varli's daughter: *O U C H I E* Varli: *b a a b a a b l a c k s h e e p h a v e y o u a n y w o o l* Some dude: ???????
"The Greg League, consisting of Dolphin Man, Vampire Dad, The Two Tik Tok Jokers, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis, has to battle against Evil Varli. How will it go? Who will win? Can the League bring back the Good Varli? Find out on June 11th in theaters everywhere."
Unironically I love Varli’s videos. The “ouchie” whenever someone dies is comedic genius. Plus her videos seem to be mostly goofy and harmless fun for her, and she’s apparently nice, so I hope she got positive attention from Danny’s videos.
The way varli 'acts' is giving me painful flashbacks to the annual school play they always made us do- the actions are all so poorly thought out and exaggerated that they induce enough cringe to scar a generation
The secondhand embarrassment I got from this video is PAINFUL. HER CONTENT IS CRINGEEEE. PLEASE MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T SLEEP SINCE I'VE WATCHED THIS SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Run baby Aria!” And she keeps just screaming that got me dead laughing. And then before that where she goes “you sure?” when her daughter says she will sacrifice her life for her. 😂😂 the acting is crazy-
you have to admit though, some mom who just made tik toks for fun made a music video and i think part of him appreciates rhat. he also might just genuinely like her cuz of the dms he says hes had
@@inlinechris Cigars being healthIER than cigarettes is a total myth, regardless of smoke inhalation both are putting carcinogens into your system. And while nicotine itself isn't (directly) harmful, the products most people get hooked on because of it are. Don't advocate for tobacco, especially when your facts aren't even true
Did you know there such thing as movie cigarettes? they’re fake cigarettes you can buy them. they don’t have any nicotine, but they still taste like cigarette there for people have a smoking addiction.or movie actors, so they don’t mess with there lungs
10:37 I think it's supposed to be poetic. Like she's taking a child-friendly thing (a nursery rhyme) while doing something dark. She didn't have to do that, though. I think there was a large amount of people who thought her "love more, hate less" thing was an agreeable message.
According to Varli, her mission is “to inspire and empower young girls”. This includes crushing her daughters to death and burying people she just beheaded with a sledgehammer. Her Instagram is SO dark lol. Very inspirational, VARLILICIOUS!✨
Hey Danny, thank you for telling me about the sponsor for the video! I have been looking for a website where I can get tattoos for a long time and I am so happy you told me about ink box. They look so easy to do and I would love to make my own tattoo. I'll check it out sometime.
oh my god this is by far the funniest fucking thing ive ever watched and the fact that these videos are supposed to be serious/scary makes this so much funnier
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Varli then: “Love more, hate less”
Varli now: “I’m sorry my daughter, there’s no power in love”
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 🧟♀️🤰🧘♀️🧏♀️🚶♂️😩🧟♀️🥵🙄😈👿🧜♂️💇♂️💇♂️
H U M P T Y D U M P T Y S A T O N A W A L L
Character development
Varli: live more hate less
Also varli: hello daughter I’m putting you in blackface for a music video.
Who hurt her???
"Love more, hate less"
"Love more, hate less"
*kills daughter for being in love*
Sorry, there's no power in love
Hate more, love less.
it's because she will miss her when she dies and when she misses her she will love her more lmao
@@shysmy19 stfu lmao that has nothing to do with genz your grandmother probably got married before she was old enough to drink
*OUCHIE*
it’s impressive how danny is able to make sense out of everything
@John Morgan if you and everyone else doesn't care, why even say that lol
@John Morgan Pretty sure it's a bot or some shit anyway
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY Okay after investigating just a bit, i discovered the fact this account was created for the sole purpose of spamming comment sections begging for people to view their music video. That's....not how this works lol
@@bribribribribribribribribri DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK I HAVE NEVER WATCHED ANY BOT SPAM VIDEO IT JUST DOES'NT
@@bribribribribribribribribri they have over like 20 accounts. They are all bots so listen to his song
I showed my permanently exhausted 75 year old mum a few seconds of this to dissuade her from trying to make a viral video and she said “wow he’s so cute” and tucked her hair behind her ears like she wasn’t waking up from a three hour cancer nap, and then she nudged me and said “baby blue eyes” as if I wasn’t a 30 year old lesbian. What is this power that you have Danny
this is one of the funniest things I have ever read
His milkshake brings all the lesbian moms to the yard I guess
You
@@ignisvividi2400she didn’t say her mom is a lesbian
my friends aunt is inlove with danny for some reasonidk man
Daughter: "Mommy, I can sacrifice myself to save you"
Varli: "Are you sure"
She sounded like relieved that her daughter was gonna sacrifice herself for her.
Maybe it's a cultural thing? Some cultures sees dedication from children to their parents as a very admirable thing, whereas Western countries mostly tend to focus on parents sacrificing for their kids.
@@nakenmil i think its just her bad acting
Pretty sure that was meant to be a joke, considering the comedy hashtag.
@Josiane* Fagundes shut
Her daughter also has a hefty mustache. 😂😂😂
I have a strong feeling that Varli heard from somewhere random that slowly singing nursery rhymes is considered creepy, but doesn't realize that it's only used in the context of creepy children. She's like an AI slowly figuring out how Internet content and human perception works.
That actually makes sense
She should collab with Ray Sipe
This makes so much sense 😮
Is someone gonna tell her that it’s only creepy when it’s either creepy children singing it or a man with a deep voice, with a hint of a playful tone... because I’m sorry but I’m cringing so hard at her singing.. like it just makes me feel more uncomfortable than actually terrified.
i love that type of creppy vibe but the way she does it just not it-
Varli is the most confusing person on the internet. I don't know what she's aiming for ever. Is it suppose to be humorous? fearful? Wise? Is she actually a brilliant cringe artist? WHATS HAPPENING?
I'm getting the same vibe. Who's she targeting this to? Kids? Teenagers? Adults? Toddlers? Is this a satire or is she seriously insane?
@@sunynotsunny2202 Exactly! Or is it there's a cultural difference in our humor? Or maybe theres some mental issues there? I've racked my mind on this one and I don't think I'll be able to crack her!
@Josiane* Fagundes please,Shudup
@@shinyintp2064 don't acknowledge spam just report
@@sjb5169 i have no idea if it’s cultural, i frankly doubt it, i just think it’s supposed to be like “edge lord” kinda thing for like 14 yr olds
"RUN! Baby Aira RUN!"
"Mom, I am already running" got me dying
💀💀
This is just her villain arc she’ll get over it.
Cant wait for redemption arc🤗💕
@I LOVE ALL bro what are you talking bout naman you already got a video with 300k views why you out hee begging for likes lmao and lying bout some bs your mom gonna buy u a mic
@Chicken boi LMFAOOOO 💀🤚
@I LOVE ALL lmao whoever does that is *foolish*
nct 🤨🙌🏽
“Love more, hate less”
“There’s no power in love” Varli who hurt you?
Varli then:Love more hate less
Varli now:Hate more love less
Varli do you need to talk?
her haters 😔
Dolphin Man 😢
@@christalcavanaugh he cheated on her😔
THE TRILOGY
no
🌝👌
yes
@KevinBB you already are 😃
13th like LOL. Here before top comment
Varli is so devastated by you leaving her that she has decided to turn into a psychopathic murderer and kidnap children to cope with the sheer trauma and hatred you left her with. This is your doing, Danny. How does that make you feel?
Lmaooo😭
good I feel so happy 😁
Pretty dandy
im surprised the kids didnt start singing help let me go
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom”Stop kidnapping me!”
What's missing from any Hitman game?
The "ouchie!" noise every time someone dies.
stolen.
@@Heyejen Good
@Josiane* Fagundes get a job
@@K0rnphl3x or a life
coincidence that i see you here, ive been watching your rdr2 videos
I like the line “and then they die forever” because it almost insinuates that some people die for momentarily periods of time
I guess Varli thought that people who are in comas are actually dead and when they wake up, they come back to life
I mean, some people have died and then been brought back to life, so it wasn’t wrong
Sam and Dean Winchester have entered the chat.
@@mrfrogkingg LMAOO literally just spn characters
Yeah, it's called "sleep", dundlecock.
"Entering this cab was your decision, where it leads you... is mine"
Ngl, that's a pretty savage line
I gotta agree
Yeah, that's actually a really good one
Yes.
Yes
some taxi driver or uber driver must’ve said this
Varli is the definition of that mom that tries to be "hip with kids" like a "how do you do fellow kids" type of thing
Lauren.. 😨😨
LAUREN?!
LAUREN ZSIDE
laurenzside
“Love more, Hate less!”
“Love more, Hate less!”
“Love more, Hate less!”
“STOP!”
wow 435 congrats :)
@@fathiarania1058 824
@@maytasfr 864
I read the comment before it came so I was waiting and it still killed me
@Liam Griffiths 1.4k
Varli is going through the “It’s not a phase.” phase.
Wow I didn’t know you could be 14 twice
Lmao this made me laugh
@@yourlocalrainbownakedjuice3102 I am happy I could make you laugh. My life now has a purpose.
Oh no... 666 likes
@@craftyhamster6353 ironic considering the comment.
I want Varli to replicate the “Joker” Tiktoks so bad
Now that is something I would like to see
*quiely* no
y e s
Danny needs to be Batman
@@Shrimpfriedpee yeah 😂
Im not gonna lie. I'm going through a breakup rn and the "ouchie" from her daughter has been repeating in my head to describe the emotional pain and it's somewhat comforting XD
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 🥺❤
i hope you're better now ❤
old mcdonald had a farm 🥺❤️
Note: If you ever get murdered, say “ouchie” just to mess with them.
Ouchie
Even better "that tickles" which may actually give them trauma if you make it dramatic and terrifying enough
@@RoyalGuardEziode if they're murdering someone they're probably going to have trauma anyway
Agreed, hope I remember to. Cus I'm gunna die anyways, what do I have to lose XD
@@taliesinriver If they, by chance, aren't capable of feeling guilt and empathy to begin with - they won't. But boy would they be pissed. Worth it.
But then, maybe they'll take it out on another victim since someone has to pay for their bruised ego... oh bother.
You know what, forget I said anything.
varli: “bye daughter”
the supposed to be dead daughter: “BYE MOMMY”
It almost feels like a threat.
the daughter's vengeful spirit hshshs
lol this is too funny 😂😂😂
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY
REPORT
Ayo nice pfp
I love how Danny can indirectly point out someone’s stupidity but still being supportive😂😂😂😂😂
A true friend.
as i'm sure you already knew it's called being patronizing
Its called being a true friend. Pointing out the wrongdoings of ur friends but still being supportive lel
*yes*
@@aisha5156 truly ✨
Damn, Varli has had one hell of a story arc. First, she was the savior of the Gonzallas Cinematic Universe. Teaming up with Dolphin Man to defeat the Jokers. Now, she’s gone down the dark path and appears to be heading down a villain arc. Maybe Dolphin Man and the Jokers could team up to defeat her!
Greg cinematic universe
It’s nice to see that Danny actually takes into consideration that he’s making videos about other PEOPLE and doesn’t treat them like they’re all just characters in a show or something
@BILLIE SAYS DUH but do u really love me tho :/ prove it
@BILLIE SAYS DUH would you still love me if I told you I was a serial killer?
🥺👉🏻👈🏻
@BILLIE SAYS DUH were breaking up😕 i don’t think you’re giving me enough attention, u haven’t been responding to any of my texts
I witnessed the fastest breakup in history
yes i also notice that, its nicer to watch him than others. like I used to watch diesel patches, but the negativity is just so much, and he gives shitty reasons to criticise, for try guys, he gave the reason "they're too gay". make that make sense. His titles are also very "sensational" like "Why I hate ______", "Why _____ isn't funny" he almost sounds butthurt.
i think we can all agree that this is danny’s best hair era
@I LOVE ALL Shut up nobody caresss
Best haira
As someone who has been watching him since 2017, hard agree.
i’ve been binging some of his old videos and, watching this, i could not stop thinking about how good his hair looks now lmao
Yes.
"love more, hate less"
guy in background: "STOP!"
@KevinBB Lmao-
and she took it to heart
@Josiane* Fagundes your mom gay
@Josiane* Fagundes no one care go make videos and get those 5k like
@@nomirakuru hey i heard you were telling my daughter im gay and bro that's a personal conversation
Important detail : the vid is called "POV you are kidnapped and trying to save your daughter". The POV is that of a 3rd person, so that means you are Varli's mother, and you're just sort of sitting there saying nothing, watching your granddaughter escape while your kidnapped daughter is across from you in chains. So that can only mean that your plan is to have your grandaughter escape and find help for your daughter, Varli. The problem with the plan is that when the police get there they'll be all like "I don't know what's happening! I don't know what's happening!" Because nothing's more confusing than a kidnapping. Word.
probably not, as most people use POV wrong, and she probably learned it wrong
I feel like Varli knows that American horror movies sometimes use nursery rhymes for creepy purposes, but doesn't understand how any of that context works. So she's just googling "American nursery rhymes" and whipping one out at random whenever she wants to be creepy.
yes
varli in a scary voice : humpty...dumpty...sat on a WALL.....n o w h e 's d e a d f o r e v e r .....
One... two... buckle my shoes...
@@notaprogamer2782 three four buckle some more…
@@Ruuehxbfiqkxn 5...6...NIKE KICKSSS🧟🧟
Imagine being in a fight and your opponents says “ouchie” everytime you hit them
“Ahhh I’m hit! OUCHIE!”
In a cute high pitched girly voice lol
So a fighting game?
opponents? 1 vs 3 😏
We need mods with that voice clip for all the games
Bully: *Makes fun of Danny for being short*
Danny: “Is going subatomic”
this is underrated 🤣🤣
@@sumsum3662 we just need to get a heart from Danny
5:18 HAD ME DEAD THE SILENT SCREAM
AND HIS FACE LOOKS SO CONCERNED LOL
no *yawn*
I started wheezing on a car ride 😭
Danny’s face tho 😂
No one:
Varli: "there's no power in love 😈"
"humpty dumpty sat on a wall🥚"
@Holl ywood go away nobody cares
@Holl ywood stfu ❤️😍
@@fauna5328 ignore it it's a bot
She murders her daughter and says “there’s no power in love”, then she turns to the toddlers watching her and starts reciting Humpty Dumpty
@Holl ywood no. ❤
The "Ouchie!" thing is like burning to death and saying "This is warm"
Or maybe you are being impaled and you casually say “This is Sparta”
OK
Or getting poisoned and saying "This tastes a little funny"
I honestly think it's hilarious lol, even if unintentional
This is TOO warm, my bones are gettin squishy
are we just gonna ignore the creepy undertones when the girl says "age is just a number" and varli goes "it is, darling. come, give mommy a hug, it's been a while. one hug a day, that's the minimum."
and she does the odd fisting motion afterwards........
Oh god no... OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
that clip made me physically recoil
Girl- that was so scary if someone told me that I would just 🏃🏻♀️💨
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY I disliked! 🥰
We need a part 3 next year to keep the trend of 2 years going
This is a part 3
The first one was "Tiktok's weirdest mom" the second one is where "Help let me go" is from, and this is the third one.
varli is probably the only person can go through their edgy teen phase at 40
iconic
Varli rn: *ArE YoUeW ShOrE*
Good for her imagine as a teen she must have been a wise old woman in a teens body
Also Danny because he is 11
Gabbie Hanna would like to challenge that😂
Imagine if she’s just acting out her daughters fanfic
at the end of every video she has to cite her daughters wattpad
@@carlosrosado5861 HSHAHAJS
@@sm0rtm Excuse me mate you glitched my screen please change your username
@@zzzaainabbb Lmfao-
@@sm0rtm nice username
“RUN BABY AIRA RUN”
“I’M RUNNIIIIIING!!!!”
Why do they both sound like cartoon characters
Because it is a cartoon
Ain't they are
@Leah Leah stolen kinda maybe
2:38 "love mare hate less" "STOP!"
LMFAO
I’m pretty sure she’s just a genius cringe artist. This can’t be real, there’s no way. It doesn’t even make sense.
Just genius
Yeah I agree. That was both ridiculous and hilarious in the most cringey way. I kind of love it.
No cringe just funny haha moments
i mean like she's not even bad cause she has a script but then the execution doesnt make sense
No it comes from her heart ... maybe
Maybe she fell into a depression after her old friend Danny didn’t make a video on her for two years. This is really her cry for help.
@Josiane* Fagundes no
@Josiane* Fagundes May I ask what this has to do w my comment?
“Oh ouchie and than they died forever”
I thought they were only going to die for a day thanks for confirming they died forever.
PFFFT
> than
Honestly, the "Imma Be a Bitch" song had a very satisfying beat, so good job on that one, Varli.
doubt she made the beat herself
Finally someone spitting fax
@@darkfang45 Good point, good point
thank you for this 3 years later. i thought so too but was embarrassed bc no one else mentioned it
Varli: *kills her own daughter*
Her daughter: OuChiE
Varli: *starts singing*
😂😂
That’s what I do every time that I murder someone, it’s actually a magic spell that removes any evidence that the one who committed the murder was me! It’s great!
People who got shocked back to life: O_ O ... O _O
Her daughter: bYe mOmMy!
This is my favourite comment
Varli: "Love more hate less"
The kid named Less: ouchie
more: 🥰
also in the first clip that guy that yells "STOP" lmaooo
Poor less
The guy named less:Awwwwwwww!
Poor less
"Age is just a number, Mommy,"
Never in a million years did I think I'd hear that sentence in a conversation that's not about dating minors.
@Holl ywood will you shut up dude
@@glitchydood1558 just report them for spam
@Holl ywood Wut?
@Holl ywood i made a list and checked it twice for all the fucks i give about your new mic and i found none
All credit goes to: paige sharp
Callmevarli
Varli is the closest human to reaching instrumentality, and Danny is gonna wake up on a beach and see a Kaiju sized Varli sitting in an ocean of tang.
Varli: smoking is bad, drugs are bad, alcohol is bad
Also Varli: imma bitch and I’m smoking a cigar
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 😈
Baa baa black sheep
@@diartgallapeni1421 have you any woll no sir no sir by the way what the hell are morals
Now thats a charecter arc.
old mc donald had a farm 👺
I actually yelled "Ouchie!" as a joke when somebody was trying to beat me up but failed.
I think Varli saw that.
@Holl ywood nor.
@Holl ywood *rot.*
Imagine being held hostage then the kidnapper starts yelling nursery rhymes at you
PLEASE
also DID SHE FIST HER DAUGHTER TO DEATH
@@wren_. IDK ??
I think she killed her daughter by punching her fist through her
@@Ondra_rx7 but the way she punches her daughter looks… questionable
9:53 one of my friends and i once almost got hit by a car and her reaction was straight up "woopsie"
Whoopsie I didn’t mean to get hit with your car uwu
I hate my self
"Oops! That was close!"
My life goal is to say “ouchie!” right before I die
Nice
Nice
Nice
Imagine: your significant other is cradling your in their arms, and right as you’re about to pass out, you put your hand on their cheek and say ouchie then fuckin die
@@VagueNaming Perfect material for a wattpad fanfiction.
Conspiracy theory: Little nutcracker guy possessed Varli and that’s why her content is so dark.
@Holl ywood lmao the fact that it bolded the name Danny making it look even more like a copy and paste with the channel name changed accordingly
@Holl ywood I smashed like
@@terribletimesone8702 go dislike it. It’s a copy and paste.
Me being proud of myself for making this comment go from 999 to 1K .......i need a life
@@LeLe-zg7er Yeah I just found another channel advertising it 😬
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” - Varli, 2021
fuck I was gonna comment that
Did Varli actually say this? because I would explain a lot!
@@joce_2012 nah it’s from Batman I think
12:24 I can't stop laughing. This is one of those rare moments where something is so cringey it makes you laugh instead of hurt inside.
The prophecy is complete. Kurtis, Drew, and then Danny.
Edit: OML JARVIS JUST POSTED
Sorry, but the subtitles, instead of ouchie, say Gucci, and it’s so much better.
Many days later, I was on FamousBirthdays. Happy 44th bday to Varli
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR no
Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 💥
And Cody lol
And nick
why are y'all forgetting cody smh
danny really went from a 10 year old to 14 year old in a year, let’s appreciate the glo up 👏👏👏👏👏
It's the gamer glo up🎮
lmao
yeah fr he looks 14
Right I was like he looks older. ✨finally ✨
He looks so pretty in this video
10:17 “And then she died forever.” This implies that you can die temporarily
You can, the brain can go 6 minutes without blood. In the meantime it's vital to call 911 asap as early defibrilation is the key to survival after a cardiac arrest. (I've edited this comment because the internet has decided my worth as a medical provider is based on whether or not I'm funny.)
@@gblikestosew Healthcare worker pro tip: people aren’t reassured when you’re cringe.
Mostly dead
So... I guess you haven't seen The Princess Bride. 🤷♀️
@@gblikestosew I would rather die then have you save me
I’m sorry but the interaction between distraught parent and their child’s kidnapper being
“Give me my child!”
“First, give me the money!!”
“CHILD 👹”
Fuckin kills me every time
"Money!!"
"Baa baa black sheeep 😒"
If I get murdered the last thing I am saying is “Owchie!”
I might say: "I'm ready!!! How 'Bout You"
@@Baguette939 "So...you want that knife back or can I keep it?"
“Hey, I’ll see ya on the flip side”
not that fish eye looking reki angle pfp😭
Same
Ouchie*
Daughter: dead*
Varli: goodbye
Daughter: bye mommy
Dang I’m 14 and this is deep
@BILLIE SAYS DUH dude I've seen you on so many creators pages just changing the name of your inspiration lmao
@BILLIE SAYS DUH not surprised there are bots here 😭
That emoji ruined it tbh
@@guerillagorilla4423 better?
Old Varli: Love more, hate less
New Varli: Kills her daughter
11:16 I am the "Child!" line.
Also, that foreboding "ba ba black sheep" like... what.
"Age is just a number"
"It is, darling."
*Record scratch*
In some contexts
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY go seek help
As someone once said... "911 is also a number" x'D
A gun is just a high velocity explosive metal nerf... blaster???
@@narutospersona426 o
Some dude: kills Varli's daughter
Varli's daughter: *O U C H I E*
Varli: *b a a b a a b l a c k s h e e p h a v e y o u a n y w o o l*
Some dude: ???????
Shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms
baron zemo: *boppin along in the background *
@@cgreeley3865 omgg that's what I thought of
Theory: the amulet that gave Varli powers also turned her evil. It’s up to Dolphin Man and Vampire Dad to save the day.
LMAO YES
The crossover we desperately need.
Yes!!!
And tik tok joker! The Greg league!!
"The Greg League, consisting of Dolphin Man, Vampire Dad, The Two Tik Tok Jokers, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis, has to battle against Evil Varli. How will it go? Who will win? Can the League bring back the Good Varli? Find out on June 11th in theaters everywhere."
Unironically I love Varli’s videos. The “ouchie” whenever someone dies is comedic genius. Plus her videos seem to be mostly goofy and harmless fun for her, and she’s apparently nice, so I hope she got positive attention from Danny’s videos.
It’s almost concerning how many videos she’s made about killing her daughters
"black sheep black sheep..😈 🔪"
True
@@biya.self2355 humpty 🥚 dumpy 🔪 sat on a wall 🩸🧨🤫
old 👴 Mcdonald 🍟 had 🗡 a 🔫 farm 🚜 😈😈
@@ashleigh99 ee😀i😩ee🤪i☹️oh😍 😈😈
Danny's ability to straight-faced brutally make fun of someone while keeping up the pretense that he's being complimentary is so funny
Kurtis, Drew, Danny, in one day? Sheesh, Christmas’ early
and codyy
Great present🎉🎁
DREW TOO??
and cody
Don’t you mean Danny, Danny and Danny
8:05 THE MELANIE MARTINEZ SOMG IN THE BACKGROUND
IM A HUGE MEL FAN OMGGNGMGMMGMGMGFNMGGMNFGNDGMENGYEJNGEGDIYYDJGEYIE
The high school bully saying ‘yees, even more so!’ was the absolute funniest thing
Oh wow! I’m impressed! He’s such a grammatically correct bully!
She’s just going through her villain arc, now she just needs a redemption arc
Nah, a domestication arc is needed first
The way varli 'acts' is giving me painful flashbacks to the annual school play they always made us do- the actions are all so poorly thought out and exaggerated that they induce enough cringe to scar a generation
I can 100% relate to this
The secondhand embarrassment I got from this video is PAINFUL. HER CONTENT IS CRINGEEEE. PLEASE MAKE HER STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T SLEEP SINCE I'VE WATCHED THIS SHIT😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Run baby Aria!” And she keeps just screaming that got me dead laughing. And then before that where she goes “you sure?” when her daughter says she will sacrifice her life for her. 😂😂 the acting is crazy-
i love how she says "I HAVE TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM" like she's playing basketball and not trying to save her own daughter from a kidnapper
I really have to admire Danny’s cringe tolerance.
Yeah I can't stand this kind of content
She is so cringe
@@badbreathobby8565 i think she just got high with her daughter and recorded some tiktoks
That's because danny is king of greg.
you have to admit though, some mom who just made tik toks for fun made a music video and i think part of him appreciates rhat. he also might just genuinely like her cuz of the dms he says hes had
Varli: *makes a whole video about why drugs and smoking is bad*
Also Varli: *makes a video with her smoking a cigar*
It may have taken years, but Varli has finally learned how to do drugs. She couldn't do it before, but now she can. I'm so proud.
I mean, you don’t inhale cigar smoke so it’s much healthIER than regular smoking. And it’s nicotine is no more of a drug than caffeine is.
@@stargurl__211 She's grown so much☺️
@@inlinechris Cigars being healthIER than cigarettes is a total myth, regardless of smoke inhalation both are putting carcinogens into your system. And while nicotine itself isn't (directly) harmful, the products most people get hooked on because of it are. Don't advocate for tobacco, especially when your facts aren't even true
Did you know there such thing as movie cigarettes? they’re fake cigarettes you can buy them. they don’t have any nicotine, but they still taste like cigarette there for people have a smoking addiction.or movie actors, so they don’t mess with there lungs
10:37 I think it's supposed to be poetic. Like she's taking a child-friendly thing (a nursery rhyme) while doing something dark.
She didn't have to do that, though. I think there was a large amount of people who thought her "love more, hate less" thing was an agreeable message.
her daughter (the older one, Diya) actually goes to my school and its a whole experience watching this video and knowing the people LOL
Damn... Is she okay?? XD
@@shivanipathak5380 she seems to fully support her mom and she actually has her own music career! so i mean it looks pretty good for her
@@c1nnamonx I mean if she's happy.. who are we to judge 🤷♀️
@@shivanipathak5380 right? i agree
Does she know what the nursery rhymes mean? XD
There is so much autotune in Varli’s song, it’s not even funny. Danny jamming out to it is everything though.
It makes sense considering the genre it’s in. Danny’s moves make it 100x better though.
Ain’t no problem with that 🥱
@@alext399 I never said there was a problem lol
@@theflopmoondrop yeah I guess so. Danny should be a backup dancer. I would pay money to see that
Ima be honest the song was kinda fire or atleast the part Danny showed
“hey varli, this tik tok doesn’t make sense”
“Ring a ring a roses, a pocket full of poses...”
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY okay I liked your music
@@Name-tn1zg Foolish
@@Name-tn1zg fool, its a bot.
@STREAM DYNAMITE & WAY this person commented on every comment with a different name
@Joseph Moss it's ring around THE ROSY fool
0:52 Cigarli
LMAO
Damnit Danny, you’re not allowed to post until everyone has enough time to finish Drew’s video.
.. unus annus
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR "Your video" isn't even your video.
@ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR you’re definitely a quirky and relatable teen and not a bot. For sure.
@@scapture3838 memento mori my friend
@@scapture3838 anus
"We're losing him nurse!! Get me 20 ccs of-"
"Ouchie!"
*crying softly* "time of death, 3:13 pm"
This comment is amazing
tbh this comment feels really underrated
This is so absurd I love it
“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
Varlie- The Movie
I convinced varli is a 14 year old trapped in a 40 year olds body going through an identity crisis
the yawning skit was genuinely the best thing Danny's ever done on this channel
Top tier
Dude, I was pissing myself😂😂
facts
I literally cried laughing
So was I
According to Varli, her mission is “to inspire and empower young girls”. This includes crushing her daughters to death and burying people she just beheaded with a sledgehammer. Her Instagram is SO dark lol. Very inspirational, VARLILICIOUS!✨
@Holl ywood no.
Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.
Yk love more HATE less
Wait- HOW IS SHE CRUSHING THEM WHAT-
Have you guys figured the fist thing out yet?
"Age is just a number mommy"
Ah shit, here we go again.
@I LOVE ALL stfu bot
@I LOVE ALL pathetic, kid
"Age is just a number. Prison is just a place"
-George Washington 2021
11:20 I almost fell off of my chair when I heard "baa baa black sheep", lmao
There's only one person who can stop Varli:
Dolphin-Man
@EVERY SINGER IS SO GOOD! LOL! shut up
Thank you for reminding me of the monstrosity that is Dolphin-Man
But I thought Varli killed dolphin man
he was just a dolphin swimming in the sea
The old crime fighting team together again, but first Dolphin mad needs to save his old partner, and friend.
"KEVIN, NO!" reminded me of that "if you play this 100 milion people will die" vine
Poor Kevin he died by table
@@catcat7910 "Noo I don't wanna be a table!!"
-Spiderman
*plays harmonica aggressively*
but you’ll get a 100 million dollars
the “ouchie!” sounds like Yoshi saying his name LMAOOOO
Best comment
HAHHA knew it sounded familiar
@Holl ywood You have to earn likes
@Holl ywood can people just report this as spam?
Hey Danny, thank you for telling me about the sponsor for the video! I have been looking for a website where I can get tattoos for a long time and I am so happy you told me about ink box. They look so easy to do and I would love to make my own tattoo. I'll check it out sometime.
the kids saying "ouchie!" while getting fatal punches to the gut has the same energy as hitting an animal crossing villager with a net
Yeah
he makes the lore so much deeper than it is and it’s AMAZING
Varli is a prime example of you either die a hero or live to see yourself become the villain
oh my god this is by far the funniest fucking thing ive ever watched and the fact that these videos are supposed to be serious/scary makes this so much funnier