They look like someone's collection of repulsive celebrity bobbleheads that have accumulated a decade's worth of grime and are now lying in a "free" box at the side of the road.
ok so for anyone who's wondering, kurtis didn't talk about: -the fact that katy got her nails by stealing them off of coffins (i deadass have no idea why) -in one scene goat and the motorboat lady from the bar have a wlw moment and basically hit on each other, goat literally asking her "so do you think I can get you out of that dress?" -when katy was fully naked, there's a shot of her walking past the stereotypical chinese men, and they start hollering and one says in the most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard, "oooh, can we have pretty lady too?" -one time when goat is off at the bar getting drunk, there's this part where this random stranger is just milking her while she's just chillin and drinking her beer -in one scene katy just pulls a whole ass head of cabbage out of her cleavage and gives it to goat i'm not even kidding it was insane
i can actually explain why goat having that pipe in her throat stopped her from dying! when someone is hanged, one of two things can happen: 1. if it's a short drop, they will suffocate to death. this isn't very common nowadays, but was popular before executions were intended to be humane 2. if it's a long drop, their neck will either break (causing unconsciousness and immediate death thereafter) or they'll be decapitated. the long drop is more complicated since it requires math to determine the right height to drop the victim from - too high, and they will lose their head; too low, and they'll suffocate. in goat's case, it seems like this was a short drop (makes sense, given the time period and public nature of the execution), so the metal pipe in her throat was likely there to prevent the rope from closing her windpipe/trachea. this allowed goat to continue breathing even after she was supposed to have died. when she fell down/was let down, she somehow coughed up the metal pipe (goats rarely vomit/throw things up, but whatever) and was able to breathe normally again. i'm not exactly sure how this works, because i'm pretty sure if i tried to hold a pipe in my throat i'd choke, but maybe it worked for her because she's a goat. hope this helps! edit: i have been informed that blood flow is cut off from the outside so unless goat figured out how to avoid that and only had to worry about no more oxygen she should def be dead
That would make sense apart from the rope cutting off the carotid arteries which are on the outside of the neck. Basically being choked out. In grappling this is known as a blood choke vs an air choke. One stops blood flow to the brain the other stops you from being able to breathe. Both result in no oxygen to brain = death :(
As a physician, hanging first damages the bloodflow to and from the brain, which is the main cause of death, airflow obstruction also occurs but o well you cant oxygenate without a blood supply
@@DanielM-di3xl čítala som recenzie naň a trochu ma vydesilo aké boli pozitívne a koľko nadšených mamičiek tam písalo aký bol ten film super a ako sa páčil ich deťom.
As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.
Why is this the one thing that Kurtis finds? I had hoped this would stay buried in the deepest parts of my unconscious for the rest of eternity. And here we are
The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨
No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on UA-cam are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.
I think it is soppouse to be so called "čert", basicly Lucifer´s minions whose goal is to bring sinners to hell and tempt people to become sinners. It is actually common trope in fairy tales there. Krampus is basicly scary version of that.
The "Dr. Faust" is a reference to Faust's legend where a guy sells his soul to the devil for 7 years of unlimited pleasure, and then when the seven years are up he goes to hell for the rest of eternity. Pretty clever reference for such a bad movie
Me too, I’ve been watching this most days since it came out and every time it’s recommended to me I watch it again. I don’t know what it is abt the video 💀
Yeah, so use the vpn to send a url of this youtube video (specifically this one) to yourself with your own email account, but delete the email before you read it. The logical inconsistency of having deleted an unread message that you have read should create a temporal rift in space time. Now this rift won't stay open long, so you have to move quickly, but grab a physical copy of this movie and Frisbee it into the rift before it shuts. If done correctly, you should have just erased all memory of that object. Be careful not to throw anything else, or let anything that shouldn't go near the rift be there. I used to have a beautiful pet Quezeezee called "Charlotte" and I tried this rift trick (I was trying to get rid of hang nails), and before I could react, my beautiful Charlotte jumped into the rift and in a blink was gone forever. And you might say "what is a Quezeezee?" To which I will say: this ought to highlight just how severe the consequences of misusing a rift can be... If it fails to erase the memory, you either missed your throw (well done, you) or you probably don't have yourself added as a secure contact in your own address book. In which case, what are you even doing with your life?
omg I can’t tell you the last time something has made me laugh that loudly. I was even by myself in my room and my brother came in looking startled because he thought it was a scream and that I got hurt. Praise to our lord and savior, Goat Story
To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native: - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!) - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so... - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here. But yeah, its a super bad movie.
I swear that this is NOT considered to be a NORMAL movie for kids (or normal movie in general) in Czech Republic. The people who made this are just werid as hell...
@@CrankyB1tschThe first movie - werid, strange, terrifying, trash... I actually know some kids, that liked the second one, but now when they're grown up, they realize what they were watching and are disgusted with themselves. But goat story was the fist czech animated movie and the director, producer and writer ( the same person) is proud of himself and says, that this movie is just as good as any Pixar movie...
You know, before I even started watching Kurtis, I would use the word "sticky" to describe something that made me feel uncomfortable. I know that's not the exact same, but it makes me laugh for sure!
i like how he frequently brings up the one time he forgot the extra greeting when that happened i was showing my girlfriend your channel for the first time and i was like "oh ho ho get ready for the extra greeting" and then it never happened and i looked like a fool so thanks a lot kurtis
This movie is kinda what you remember having on VHS when you were little but you can’t really remember what it was called or where it is. Just that it existed.
hey kurtis, i'm from czech republic and i've actually seen the movie when i was a kid... Our teacher showed it to us at school actually. We all hated it and i think most of czech people doesn't think of it too much either. But the thing with the eyes and big clock is based on a famous legend and everyone here knows the story, so we were mostly put off by the crazy ass animation and nail boobs, not the story line. Great video btw i promise we're not all fishy fishy stinky here in czechia.
istg there's so many obscure movies from Slavic countries that i was just unfazed by when I was younger, but now that someone brings them up I find them absolutely terrifying
19:34 HELP THATS WHERE HE GOT THE POADCAST TRANSITION SONG FROM I WAS SO CONFUSED EVERY TIME I HEARD IT THIS IS SO FUNNY HE ACTUALLY USED IT IM FREAKING OUT
I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.
@@adamjae3370 Oh, they have movies based on that situation... They are about 20 to 40 mins, have horrible acting, and ya gotta go to a different kinda website to find them. Good luck!
Katie, some random girl he met like three days ago, who gave him a nail for reason and then hooked up with him: **dies** Jemmy: **prays for her to come back to life** Goat, his friend for years, who came all the way to Prague just for him: **dies** Jemmy: oh shit
I live currently in Czech Republic and I the teacher showed us this movie during a free class when I was in fifth grade. It was my first year of school in Prague after I moved in from Germany and this was the worst kind of welcome in a new country and school. I was thirteen years old and this was traumatising af. I’m twenty now and still traumatised till this day, my god this movie is terrifying.
i remember that in 5th grade (or maybe even less) the teacher played it to us in history class, cause we were learning about the Charles bridge. quite traumatising
He was the clock maker, and the teacher of Matthew. He also got jemy to sculpt stuff for the clock. When dropped out Matthew told the mayor that hamish wanted to build the clock for the racist caricatures of those Chinese men he had the guards arrest hamish and tear his eyes out. Then as hamish was dying he got Katy to take him over to the clock so he could ruin it as a fuck you to the town.
as a czech person- this movie is a big part of everyone's childhood and honestly until this video i never noticed any weirdness BUT NOW I SEE IT AND MAN THATS CRAZY
If a good Halloween movie has that as a transition that would be so fuckin sick dude. Imagine a movie like scooby doo meets Dracula and that’s a transition they have. That would go so hard.
In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.
Hey, I'm Czech and I remember that when this movie went out, it was quite a big thing, because it was first 3D animated Czech movie (as for now we have only two I think). And yes, It's ugly and vulgar even for us czechs, although we like much darker and more offesive humor here. And many things in it make sense when you know the legends (like the drunk devil, legends about Faust's house, even the naked kid...kinda). Czech tales get disturbing really often. Please watch the second Czech animated movie, the Goat story 2. It's better, more family friendly, but still really bizzare.
@@dopeyz9815 In a traditional pupet theatre we have Kašpárek, a narator, which isn't usually naked. I'm sure many other europian countries have their own versions of this figure Aš well.
First off, thank you _so much_ for some insight on this film! I still have questions though. Hahaha. Was this movie actually intended for children, as the UA-cam upload says? I definitely realize that the US has some manly hang ups when it comes to nudity and sex and that many other countries are way more laid back about it. But a kids movie with straight up boning in it and post sex ass shots (Not to mention the fact that those guards were _definitely_ butt-fucking, hahaha, which is amazing.) plus a character running around with his dick out the entire movie seems like a _lot_ to me for kids’ movie. And I really don’t consider myself to be a pride. But, I dunno, am I? LOL. If you could shed anymore light on the overt sexuality in the movie, it would be much appreciated. (I’m definitely not ignoring the violence/extreme-for-a-kids-movie MURDER. I just feel like you touched on that already with your comment about y’all’s enjoyment of dark humor and what-not.) So, yeah, was this really intended to be a kids movie? Swinging dick and all? LOL.
@@radlee974 Yea it was intended as a movie for kids. The main goal of this movie was to educate kids about our legends and historical events in a fun way. We're not really phased by some nudity lmao. It's normal for children to run around their garden butt naked when it's warm. The sexual innuendos were mainly for the parents haha
Look up a video called "This box is full of miserable creatures -- but one of them doesn't belong there." by the channel Omeleto. It's even more terrifying than this believe it or not
Kurtis, I’m writing this comment In a hazy state of need and fear. I’m begging you, watch Love on a Leash. Please. Even if it’s not for a video, you need to experience this movie. I’ve watched it 11 times and every time I see something that changes the movie all over again. To describe this movie as bad is not only a disservice but also a grave understatement. Please, for the love of everything that is holy, watch this movie. You will absolutely regret it.
I JUST LOOKED UP THE MOVIE YOURE TALKING ABOUT AND.....idk how to feel but it definitely makes me uncomfy and she better not fuck a dog cause that’s still bestiality..tenically....right? but i want kurt to watch it so i don’t gotta.
I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.
i don’t want to say that this movie is accurate, but it was a pretty popular tradition back in the days to poke an architects eyes out so he wouldn’t build the same masterpiece again.
Pretty sure this is more of a myth/legend, Ivan the terrible was said to have blinded the architect who created St Basils Cathedral in Moscow but I don't think it really happened
Czech here. This movie came out when I was 6 years old. I remember I was very traumatised by it and I did not like it. There was boom around it when it was released, but nowadays, it has the rating of 39 % on ČSFD (which is a Czechoslovak film database), which is veeery bad. And no, nudity and sensual/sexual stuff in kids movies was never a good or acceptable thing in the Czech Republic. It was pretty disturbing for me when I first watched it (probably so much I rather displaced it out of my mind) and for other kids, too. And I think if our parents had known this was in the movie, they never would have let us watch it. There's some truth in the story of the movie, but the movie itself is so poorly made, no one even learns anything about the history of Prague. I laughed so hard at your commentary. :d Love you, Mayor!
I'm also czech and watched that movie when I was little kid and I liked it a lot and don't feel traumatized at all. All kids in my family liked the movie. My parents knew what is in the movie.
the swallowing a metal tube to avoid hanging is actually a well documented historical trick. the idea is that it reinforces your spine so it doesn't snap when you fall and then the person would play dead.
but you’d still asphyxiate unless you somehow shoved the tube down your trachea? also how would it stay right in your esophagus? also how would you swallow a metal tube? i have so many questions
the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!
Ok
Ok
Ok
Thanks I only had the right earbud in and I was very confused the first time
ok
It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.
RIGHT
AGREED
Hoodwinked Too vibes
Fricking spot on
If they worked on the animation as much as the quality
The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.
They look like someone's collection of repulsive celebrity bobbleheads that have accumulated a decade's worth of grime and are now lying in a "free" box at the side of the road.
@@Victoria-cm7yh I imagined this and I can't stop laughing
No wonder this comment had 666 likes
Jaydon Nixon it's a sign from the angels bro
@@Victoria-cm7yh The bobbleheads were all dipped in the cum jar
Katie “dies”: prays for her to come back
Goat “dies”: welp I guess there’s nothing we can do
You use * not "
@@Lexilove2016 * makes things bold
@@Lexilove2016 but in this case, the person (I believe) made it like this because both Katie and the goat supposedly die.
Dom the Bomb they put them in quotations because they didn’t actually die and the “” suggested it was just supposed both times
Who cares? It's a youtube comment section not your assignment
How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...
Emoji
No
YESSSSS
Wowee mister, that pun, was EPIC😂
LOL
The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus
I haven't watched the video yet and now I'm scared...
@@PatchOfMoss its insane man
the czech animators are really being woke for someone in their situation
yeah right?! I want a film about just them
Gay? I’ve heard that supposedly we’re very homophobic
the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning
I agree nagito
I also agree, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS
And disturbing
Yes Nagito
It really does disgust me...
ok so for anyone who's wondering, kurtis didn't talk about:
-the fact that katy got her nails by stealing them off of coffins (i deadass have no idea why)
-in one scene goat and the motorboat lady from the bar have a wlw moment and basically hit on each other, goat literally asking her "so do you think I can get you out of that dress?"
-when katy was fully naked, there's a shot of her walking past the stereotypical chinese men, and they start hollering and one says in the most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard, "oooh, can we have pretty lady too?"
-one time when goat is off at the bar getting drunk, there's this part where this random stranger is just milking her while she's just chillin and drinking her beer
-in one scene katy just pulls a whole ass head of cabbage out of her cleavage and gives it to goat i'm not even kidding it was insane
i beg your pardon👁👁
Hold on luv -
i have no words 👁👄👁
I saw most of these scenes and just please don't watch them
I was waiting for the cofin scene... but it never came
i can actually explain why goat having that pipe in her throat stopped her from dying! when someone is hanged, one of two things can happen:
1. if it's a short drop, they will suffocate to death. this isn't very common nowadays, but was popular before executions were intended to be humane
2. if it's a long drop, their neck will either break (causing unconsciousness and immediate death thereafter) or they'll be decapitated. the long drop is more complicated since it requires math to determine the right height to drop the victim from - too high, and they will lose their head; too low, and they'll suffocate.
in goat's case, it seems like this was a short drop (makes sense, given the time period and public nature of the execution), so the metal pipe in her throat was likely there to prevent the rope from closing her windpipe/trachea. this allowed goat to continue breathing even after she was supposed to have died. when she fell down/was let down, she somehow coughed up the metal pipe (goats rarely vomit/throw things up, but whatever) and was able to breathe normally again. i'm not exactly sure how this works, because i'm pretty sure if i tried to hold a pipe in my throat i'd choke, but maybe it worked for her because she's a goat. hope this helps!
edit: i have been informed that blood flow is cut off from the outside so unless goat figured out how to avoid that and only had to worry about no more oxygen she should def be dead
this infodump is insane and thank you so much lmao
That would make sense apart from the rope cutting off the carotid arteries which are on the outside of the neck. Basically being choked out. In grappling this is known as a blood choke vs an air choke. One stops blood flow to the brain the other stops you from being able to breathe. Both result in no oxygen to brain = death :(
She is just a throat goat
As a physician, hanging first damages the bloodflow to and from the brain, which is the main cause of death, airflow obstruction also occurs but o well you cant oxygenate without a blood supply
"maybe it worked for her because she's a goat" is such a funny explanation
So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words
Did you see those characters?? Even I could confuse a goat from those "humans".
And a wig made of freaking HAY MAY I HAD
These lace fronts be giving people trust issues.
To be fair I was also confused when I saw the goat's giant tiddies
The goat has tiddies
this is probably the worst and funniest movie you've ever reviewed.
it’s actually terrible i haven’t stopped thinking abt it help 👁 👁
@@guitaria66636 there's a second one 😊
@@ZVELUVV fucking pardon?
@@mothma_am ua-cam.com/video/orL0dCdxO-k/v-deo.html enjoy
When you just want to comment for the first time and get 1400 likes by saying nothing.
I have a theory that this was actually a really good movie but everyone else hated it and distracted the creators while they made it stinky.
THIS COMMENT IS GOLD
Best comment I have ever read
Why isn't this top comment
The prophecy for told this!!!!!
Demon Slayer Nezuko ua-cam.com/video/3QUV0TH_5bw/v-deo.html
I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀
Woww that’s a much better plot than what I just watched
That was what I thought too honestly
You just spoiled the sequel
That ending gave me a laughing fit holy shit 😂
The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.
Katie is packing some genuine goats
Uprimne? Myslím si že tento film robí veľmi zle meno pre Českú republiku
OMFG THIS IS TERRIBLY UNDERRATED
@@DanielM-di3xl čítala som recenzie naň a trochu ma vydesilo aké boli pozitívne a koľko nadšených mamičiek tam písalo aký bol ten film super a ako sa páčil ich deťom.
Honestly makes sense
The animation isn’t too bad, it’s the animation STYLE that makes me want to cry
FR! I never thought that I would envy blind people
Solar Wings that’s not very nice, they’ll be so sad when they read this comment 😔😳
Harnoor B 🤔
Harnoor B
O O F
@@harnoorb887 who's gonna tell her
this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself
youre so right
Fr
I can very much agree
this feels like something i'd find in a ruined government lab at the center of a zombie apocalypse
Agree
As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.
How old is this movie
@@Bewbslol read somewhere it was released in 2008
@@Bewbslol it was made in 2008 I think
I was happy believing that this movie wasn't actually inflicted upon the poor children of Czechia. Why would you take that from me
@@JesusChristTheQueerProfitthis movie’s older than me 😨
"Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"
As a Czech girl I'll use this only bcs of this comment
OMG HAHA
365 days made me want to puke
"ya want another nail, big guy?"
thanks i hate it
jemy's facial structure reminds me of the i aint never seen 2 pretty best friends
“I ain’t ever seen two pretty best-goats, one of them always gotta be ugly.”
Can't unsee now
YES HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS FHE ON,Y ONE THINKING THAT
💀💀
@Rachel Schuman-Cook oml
to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome
yeah our childhood
Xdd
Why is this the one thing that Kurtis finds? I had hoped this would stay buried in the deepest parts of my unconscious for the rest of eternity. And here we are
@@Kateverone it was fate
my childhood was kuky.. loved him and i loved the movie,, but as a kid i never understood a word they were saying
The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨
Yeah my choice is execution
Would you like...another nail?
@@SydneyStewart-d3f no...?
would you like- *blinks cutely because i’m the main characters love interest* -another nail? 🥰😍😘
Fartistic choice*
Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.
Lol kurtis liked this
I can't handle ppl mentioning the Czech republic. It's never for the good things- 😭😭
Exactly! 😖
lol yes
Same :D I hope he will watch the next one too
No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on UA-cam are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.
Seriously...this movie is so...annoying,it seriously infuriates me lmao😭
It’s worse than dr Suess illustrations and that makes me want to throw up
@@kgcressie hey don't hate on dr suess
@@kgcressie the bravery u have for commenting this..... and ur right too.............
Honestly I feel like the character modeling is worse than food fight
In the czech dub, the goat also sometimes changes her pronouns randomly, breaking the barrier of gender, very pragueressive
This comment is HIGHLY underrated
Goat is non-binary thank you and goodnight
@Jesus’lilcumbag420 69 fitting thoughts and questions for your username
GOAT IS THE GENDERFLUID RULER WE NEED IN THIS TRYING TIME!!!!
I- I can't say that the goat being genderfluid would be suprising considering how strange the plot points are
I would give literally anything to watch this video for the first time again. To forget the twists and relearn them would be like a miracle.
so real
one of the few upsides of adhd lol
I can like, SMELL these characters, and it's bad.
they smell like feet and my cats shit
Guess the artists Made it Stinky
@@llewelynshingler2173 Big brain time
Wumbe Same... it’s like feet, old cheese, and dental rot. Ugh.
they smell like peas
Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death
They saw goat's hooves. Also, how tf did goat get those giant ass breasts?
@@dankdatsouljaboi heads of cabbage that were painted
@@stovepipe7773 I realized that after I posted the comment.
@@stovepipe7773 I thought it was watermelon lol
@AngxlsLyrics builds well, it was something large, green, and round
The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl
hey btw i like ur pfp 🥺👋
he just wants to play cards my man
Same with the skeleton playing the organ
I think it is soppouse to be so called "čert", basicly Lucifer´s minions whose goal is to bring sinners to hell and tempt people to become sinners. It is actually common trope in fairy tales there.
Krampus is basicly scary version of that.
oh no- your profile picture✨
The "Dr. Faust" is a reference to Faust's legend where a guy sells his soul to the devil for 7 years of unlimited pleasure, and then when the seven years are up he goes to hell for the rest of eternity. Pretty clever reference for such a bad movie
Yup. I learnt that thanks to "Dr Faustus and the Alchemist" (a great youtube video)
"gets kicked out of the bar for being poor" Manswers was RIGHT
Top Heavy, LIKE A CHICK WITH GIANT JUGS
This movie and manswers must have met
Nina Goldberg
💀💀
My roommate and I can’t stop saying “making it stinky” thanks Kurtis
maken it s h t i n k e e
For me it’s op fish in the mouth
I mean... can you blame them?
Megan Mcleod HAHAHAHA
same fishy fishy fishy making it stinky
if I was Katy I’d be a bit insulted if a goat put on a dress and absolutely no one questioned that it wasn’t me
This comment 😂😂😂
For real lol. I’d feel so insecure afterwards
IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAH
Lmao-
AHAHA
AND FOR MY CHEST THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO USE CABBAGES LIKE DAMN 😭
This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story
HAHA REAL
Omg I didn’t know others brains also randomly pick a certain videos to sleep too😭
Omg I didn’t know other people had “comfort sleep videos” also LOL my mom thinks it’s weird😭
Myself tbh
Me too, I’ve been watching this most days since it came out and every time it’s recommended to me I watch it again. I don’t know what it is abt the video 💀
When he said,
𝓸~ 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱
I felt that 😔
𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚙
emmxlee _ 17:58
same 😔😔
Could I use Express VPN to make this movie NOT available to me?
Yeah, so use the vpn to send a url of this youtube video (specifically this one) to yourself with your own email account, but delete the email before you read it. The logical inconsistency of having deleted an unread message that you have read should create a temporal rift in space time.
Now this rift won't stay open long, so you have to move quickly, but grab a physical copy of this movie and Frisbee it into the rift before it shuts.
If done correctly, you should have just erased all memory of that object. Be careful not to throw anything else, or let anything that shouldn't go near the rift be there. I used to have a beautiful pet Quezeezee called "Charlotte" and I tried this rift trick (I was trying to get rid of hang nails), and before I could react, my beautiful Charlotte jumped into the rift and in a blink was gone forever. And you might say "what is a Quezeezee?" To which I will say: this ought to highlight just how severe the consequences of misusing a rift can be...
If it fails to erase the memory, you either missed your throw (well done, you) or you probably don't have yourself added as a secure contact in your own address book. In which case, what are you even doing with your life?
@@swine13 this is very educational, thank you
LMFOABDJDH
@@swine13 that's something Sean lock would say
Actually yeah, you could
Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))
it made me cry inside
Vendy that's very relieving to hear lol
is it actually the most successful czech movie ever because i’m confused
Altoid Bazingá so it’s only ‘the most successful’ on a technicality? that’s almost too good to be true 😂😂😂
Thank you, we need closure.
It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer
it sounds vaguely familiar, like an extended music clip from home alone or something
Just watched that part and thought the same thing, like that music is too good for that movie
@@musicbysasha_probably purchased through a music house or licensed
Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it
For real they’re all ugly and unlikable but that guy was dope
YEAH, LOL
If you watch it all there’s also a skeleton at the bar who kills herself when they run out of her favorite drink 😳
dead inside but still lit
@@riverstix8052 honestly mood.
I PHYSICALLY ACTUALLY GENUINELY CACKLED WHEN I SAW THE GOATS HOOVES AT THE END IM SOBBING
Same! Every time I watch this video, the hooves dangling above the platform bit causes me to laugh _so_ hard
it's the funniest fucking thing... they try to be so serious but it's a GOAT IN A DRESS LMAOOOOO
i got goosebumps for some reason
ur telling me nobody at the hanging noticed it wasn't a human woman, but an actual fucking goat
omg I can’t tell you the last time something has made me laugh that loudly. I was even by myself in my room and my brother came in looking startled because he thought it was a scream and that I got hurt. Praise to our lord and savior, Goat Story
Children's movie??? If I watched this as a child I would be SCARED. No, I _am_ scared right now.
I am from Czech Republic and we watched it in elementary school with the teachers like 8 times and lot of kids liked it. It's giant nostalgia for me
Žanda the Moon Girl really???
Yene Isme yes! Im from the czech republic as well and i liked it when i was like 7 or 9
Žanda the Moon Girl its nostalgia for every czech kid i guess
@@cajovalzicka2960 I hated the movie but they played it to us all the time cuz others liked it
0/11 - no beatboxing puppy
BASED
😔
real
real😔
agreed
If this movie is free. I don’t care what they say, I want my money back.
Yeah, we should be paid damages for watching it.
I’m dying from this comment
my therapist bills won't pay themselves
@@Justanotherpot I'm gonna give them a lawsuit for the damage they gave my eyes. One too many pounds of bleach :(
That’s actually how they were in the hole $500,000
i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns
what do you mean women don't have enormous breasts? that's grazy *looks at some Marvel and DC comics* oh
to be fair, every single character in this film can make anyone extremely uncomfortable lmaooo
Yeah anyone sane has many concerns with these portrayals of women🙃
You know he smashed that goat previously, that's why she gets jealous of jemmy's interest in Katy's massive honkers
I'm more concerned for their backs
we really scared him into not forgetting that extra greeting
lol for surreee. 🙈didn’t know people loved his extra greeting that much but then again who *wouldn’t* like it
Honestly, I'm kinda over the joke you know? I mean, don't kill me, but it's been going on for a while.
Why would I subscribe if I didn't get my extra greeting?
Yeah
@@blue1601 mildly offended, but ok
To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native:
- the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here
- the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!)
- the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then
- the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so...
- the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock
- the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho
- nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here.
But yeah, its a super bad movie.
"If I open your blouse I better see a Home Depot in there dude" 😔 sigh* beauty standards are just to high these days .
Ikr
I only have a lowes in my ass 😔
gamer gaymer WHATKEKEO
I know...I can’t supply a whole ikea 😔
@QuartzPeach feelsbadman 😔
I mean, would you wanna see a Lowes?
"Oh- a plot hole, they should fix that" was the funniest thing ive ever watched thanks
Yeah-
Why is she giving people nails?
She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis
I'm not even mad at this comment, well done lmao.
@@weepyllama why would you be mad?
😂😂😂
@@justafellowsamaritan7845
Because pun,I guess?
YOU SHOULDVE SAID THAT KURTIS GODDAMNIT
This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.
Petition for Kurtis to start using the skeleton playing the organ clip for every videos sponsor transition
I'd sign for that
Yes
Consider it signed
signed
omfg that would be amazing
I swear that this is NOT considered to be a NORMAL movie for kids (or normal movie in general) in Czech Republic. The people who made this are just werid as hell...
Já na tohle koukala jako malá 24/7 a přišlo mi to v pohodě jako dítěti xd
Yeah, I don't think this movie is considered sane in _any_ country.
I gave you the 666th like lol... But how was this considered in Czech republic?
@@CrankyB1tschThe first movie - werid, strange, terrifying, trash... I actually know some kids, that liked the second one, but now when they're grown up, they realize what they were watching and are disgusted with themselves. But goat story was the fist czech animated movie and the director, producer and writer ( the same person) is proud of himself and says, that this movie is just as good as any Pixar movie...
@@nandase02 How... How can someone be *Proud* of this
Honestly this looks SO gross and scary that even Kurtis joking can’t save me from feeling super weird
The character design is the most uncomfortable thing I think my poor pathetic self has ever laid eyes on
I had to watch this in my history class, Czech is fucking weird.
(I'm from Czech BTW)
Yes its gross and we had to watch it in TV almost all winter when it came out cuz it was like the 1st czech animated movie and its about Prague clock
Yeah i know, and I’m deeply sorry If this is your first view at Czech “culture” (except it aint culture lol)
yes i’m finding it so difficult to watch this
back 3 years later, 'fishy, fishy, fishy, making it stinky' did not catch on. 😔
Speak for yourself bro, I accuse people of making it stinky on the regular. Be the change you wanna see in the world 😗😗
if you want change you have to start with yourself
Me and my brother say it now, your advice has changed my mindset ❤
You know, before I even started watching Kurtis, I would use the word "sticky" to describe something that made me feel uncomfortable. I know that's not the exact same, but it makes me laugh for sure!
i like how he frequently brings up the one time he forgot the extra greeting
when that happened i was showing my girlfriend your channel for the first time and i was like "oh ho ho get ready for the extra greeting" and then it never happened and i looked like a fool so thanks a lot kurtis
What vid of his
@@everydaypanda0874 "I Found the Best Actor on TikTok" - ua-cam.com/video/WlPViJ1pTUs/v-deo.html
This movie is kinda what you remember having on VHS when you were little but you can’t really remember what it was called or where it is. Just that it existed.
I would probably vaguely remember it in my dreams
@@moren8689 or in my sleep paralysis
Exactly when you were sick with food posioing
Demon Slayer Nezuko ua-cam.com/video/3QUV0TH_5bw/v-deo.html
Absolutely. Like a movie you thought was a fever dream, but then you find it again and you're like :0
If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie
fucking pardon? the movie: the sequel
fucking pardon: with cheese
Octoblade lmaooo with cheese
Octoblade not just any cheese
dick cheese
@@him1517 i assume its abt the gay guards?
As a Czech, this movie was made by us just to ruin your life.
nah, this made my life better. Thank you, random czech person :)
i'm 20 years old and this movie traumatized me. like wtf is this??? i will never sleep peacefully again so thanks for nothing kurtis
Seren
We suffer in togetherness, doth thy know not the ways of this cult?
*ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*
To be fair, everything in medieval Prague was probably greasy and gross...
Young Severus snape
they really didn't need to put so much greasy detail into the characters
Yummie mummiee baaabyxoxo right it’s almost scary
@Inoffensive Name the other half was spent on boobs
hey kurtis, i'm from czech republic and i've actually seen the movie when i was a kid... Our teacher showed it to us at school actually. We all hated it and i think most of czech people doesn't think of it too much either. But the thing with the eyes and big clock is based on a famous legend and everyone here knows the story, so we were mostly put off by the crazy ass animation and nail boobs, not the story line. Great video btw i promise we're not all fishy fishy stinky here in czechia.
I was looking for a comment like yours, I was curious about the Czech perspective on this movie lol
That movie is a great representation of our country lol
@@dwightshrute602 please elaborate if you don't mind lol
istg there's so many obscure movies from Slavic countries that i was just unfazed by when I was younger, but now that someone brings them up I find them absolutely terrifying
@@widowswail888 beer and boobs xdd
19:34 HELP THATS WHERE HE GOT THE POADCAST TRANSITION SONG FROM I WAS SO CONFUSED EVERY TIME I HEARD IT THIS IS SO FUNNY HE ACTUALLY USED IT IM FREAKING OUT
He missed the part, where Katy sneaks into cemetery to take the nails from coffins. Yes it really is in this movie.
WHAT.
oh my god what if that's where the bearded skeleton came from
The fact that these replies are pretty recent, mood i always come back to this
yeah tbh there's some pretty wild parts of this movie that he didn't mention but i'm sure he didn't want this video to be like an hour long lmao
@@angryviolentwitchqueen6633 what are some of the other weird scenes?
And he didn’t even talk about the plot point of Katy stealing nails from coffins in the graveyard
Whaaaaaaaat
ummm PARDON????
hmmMMMM?😃
Tina Ortega
She stole nails from a coffin while two skeletons were making out and stuffed the nails in her-
Ya knowwww...
@@foxxthing8004 no nono nononoo no non. I did not read that
I present to you: the characters of Goat Story
👩🏼 👷🏻♂️ 🧑🏻 👴🏻 🧒🏻 👨❤️💋👨
🔴🔴 🐏 📜 ⏰ 🍆 🤺
Also 💀🎹
omg the effort you put into this? 😭👏🏼
AHAHAHAHH
PLS AHAHAHHA
Boing
I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.
I'm Czech and I still occasionally watch it, it never fails to make me laugh. Oh, and there's also a sequel.
Imagine just putting a two-second side gag of secretly gay guards having sex and it just- not being relevant to any of the movie at all-
WHAT
@@midnight_moon9419 lol did u watch the video
@@thebrideofghostface Yeah I just saw lmao my bad 💀
The way that I would love a full movie on that whole situation
@@adamjae3370
Oh, they have movies based on that situation... They are about 20 to 40 mins, have horrible acting, and ya gotta go to a different kinda website to find them. Good luck!
Katie, some random girl he met like three days ago, who gave him a nail for reason and then hooked up with him: **dies**
Jemmy: **prays for her to come back to life**
Goat, his friend for years, who came all the way to Prague just for him: **dies**
Jemmy: oh shit
Oh dammmmn _simp_ alert
As a Prague person I can confirm this is a usual day in our city
what's an unusual day for you guys then?!
A normal day
@@atua6323 goats not talking probably
@@SwaggyToms fair enough
As a normal person I can confirm this is a Prague day in our city😔
If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there
''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?''
Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''
@• K a t h y • Is that movies?
@@royalblanket she is from Adventure time
@• K a t h y • oh are you talking about Marceline? i was confused the first time lol
Or more precisely... the guard that bottoms.
@@kennythefrog1you genius!
These are unbelievably ugly character designs.
It makes me so uncomfortable
Bro you need to watch saberspark joshua and the promise land *those* are ugly charcter designs
William Lee AGREED
The skeleton playing the organ was the best looking character design. Everything else made me want to be a skeleton.
Isaac Clodfelter i- 😭
i’m glad that kurtis hasn’t forgotten the time he didn’t give us an extra greeting because i certainly haven’t
Indeed. We will never let him forget.
It was so traumatic
I still think about it till this day...
I remember it every time he does his intro
Emily Hume HAHA YES IT IS!! AND WE’RE BOTH EMILY LMAO
the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!
The “fishy fishy fish, making it stinky” bit sent me
Oohp fish in the mouth
I was the 1k like lol
I live currently in Czech Republic and I the teacher showed us this movie during a free class when I was in fifth grade. It was my first year of school in Prague after I moved in from Germany and this was the worst kind of welcome in a new country and school. I was thirteen years old and this was traumatising af. I’m twenty now and still traumatised till this day, my god this movie is terrifying.
Teacher saw your childhood and said
"Fishy fishy fish
Makin it stinky!"
@@koshavinka2995 for real lmao 🤣
Wow 😭🤕🙌🤮🤧🤷♀️
@@gazwalker2657 why you got to be making it stinky tho?
I didn't really remember most of it but I got almost traumatized by the scene with stabbing the eyes out
love how jemmy has the exact same outfit as shrek. they didn’t even try there
Shit you’re right
Aur naur
IDNSJANSWJ
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT
This movie is literally just shrek fan fiction
i remember that in 5th grade (or maybe even less) the teacher played it to us in history class, cause we were learning about the Charles bridge. quite traumatising
His dying wish was to see the clock... with his... eyes... that he no longer has
...and mess it up like a CHAD
I got so lost up with the plot. Can you guys help me figure out who the hell Hamish was?
He was the clock maker, and the teacher of Matthew. He also got jemy to sculpt stuff for the clock. When dropped out Matthew told the mayor that hamish wanted to build the clock for the racist caricatures of those Chinese men he had the guards arrest hamish and tear his eyes out. Then as hamish was dying he got Katy to take him over to the clock so he could ruin it as a fuck you to the town.
@@horrorhistory7342 all i'm saying is when he wanted to "see" the clock that shouldve been a major red flag for katy
If he couldn't see the clock... nobody could.
I genuinely think this movie isnt even appropriate for adults
Agreed! Haha, so the fact that it even has children in the title is insane!
No one should be watching this movie...
it's traumatising to watch for everyone...
@@emmanuelle8877 im 13 and i watched this movie with my friend and we're fiiiinneee
I feel like my adulthood has been stolen from me
shoutout to this movie traumatizing a whole generation of czech children
I forgot about it completely and now I'm reliving the trauma lmao
@@adelastastnova1208 Same lmao. I totally forgot this shit existed
I'm still having nightmares about this movie
And American children because my dad bought cheap movies
i wish i wouldn't remember hahah
as a czech person- this movie is a big part of everyone's childhood and honestly until this video i never noticed any weirdness BUT NOW I SEE IT AND MAN THATS CRAZY
That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.
Welcome to my childhood hahah
Same and I've never taken acid
The movie writers and producers were literally like “fishy fishy fish making it stinky!”
Tayler L Literally
Actually I find the 2000 Grinch almost as disturbing. Expect the Goat movie has medieval legends in it so it has violence.
Katie: where’s goat????
Jemmy: who do you think gave you the hang 😔😔😔😔😔😔
I CAN'T
NO-
HAHANSJQJDKAJQK
I-
Best comment of the year 💀
Hahahahahahaha
Okay but you gotta admit bearded skeleton playing the organ is sick as fuck
The most redeemable part of this movie
now that i think about it, a tattoo of a bearded skeleton playing the organ sounds fucking awesome. you just gotta hope nobody asks where it's from.
If a good Halloween movie has that as a transition that would be so fuckin sick dude. Imagine a movie like scooby doo meets Dracula and that’s a transition they have. That would go so hard.
it is
@@Dethamaranth holy shit a hoodie with that on that would be tight as fuck
In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.
Hey, I'm Czech and I remember that when this movie went out, it was quite a big thing, because it was first 3D animated Czech movie (as for now we have only two I think). And yes, It's ugly and vulgar even for us czechs, although we like much darker and more offesive humor here. And many things in it make sense when you know the legends (like the drunk devil, legends about Faust's house, even the naked kid...kinda). Czech tales get disturbing really often. Please watch the second Czech animated movie, the Goat story 2. It's better, more family friendly, but still really bizzare.
so when it said “best czech animated movie” it was only the best because it was the only one to exist? that... adds up, i guess
whats up with the naked kid please? im scratching my head over here
@@dopeyz9815 In a traditional pupet theatre we have Kašpárek, a narator, which isn't usually naked. I'm sure many other europian countries have their own versions of this figure Aš well.
First off, thank you _so much_ for some insight on this film! I still have questions though. Hahaha. Was this movie actually intended for children, as the UA-cam upload says? I definitely realize that the US has some manly hang ups when it comes to nudity and sex and that many other countries are way more laid back about it. But a kids movie with straight up boning in it and post sex ass shots (Not to mention the fact that those guards were _definitely_ butt-fucking, hahaha, which is amazing.) plus a character running around with his dick out the entire movie seems like a _lot_ to me for kids’ movie. And I really don’t consider myself to be a pride. But, I dunno, am I? LOL. If you could shed anymore light on the overt sexuality in the movie, it would be much appreciated. (I’m definitely not ignoring the violence/extreme-for-a-kids-movie MURDER. I just feel like you touched on that already with your comment about y’all’s enjoyment of dark humor and what-not.)
So, yeah, was this really intended to be a kids movie? Swinging dick and all? LOL.
@@radlee974 Yea it was intended as a movie for kids. The main goal of this movie was to educate kids about our legends and historical events in a fun way. We're not really phased by some nudity lmao. It's normal for children to run around their garden butt naked when it's warm. The sexual innuendos were mainly for the parents haha
This movie literally makes me want to cry. I'm so terrified.
Mia AGREED
Look up a video called "This box is full of miserable creatures -- but one of them doesn't belong there." by the channel Omeleto. It's even more terrifying than this believe it or not
Kurtis, I’m writing this comment In a hazy state of need and fear. I’m begging you, watch Love on a Leash. Please. Even if it’s not for a video, you need to experience this movie. I’ve watched it 11 times and every time I see something that changes the movie all over again. To describe this movie as bad is not only a disservice but also a grave understatement. Please, for the love of everything that is holy, watch this movie. You will absolutely regret it.
I JUST LOOKED UP THE MOVIE YOURE TALKING ABOUT AND.....idk how to feel but it definitely makes me uncomfy and she better not fuck a dog cause that’s still bestiality..tenically....right? but i want kurt to watch it so i don’t gotta.
me and my brothers watched it and I cried laughing because it’s so bad
The part where he sings LMAO it’s amazing
KURTIS
Commenting to boost
I'm curious but scared of watch that movie
I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.
As a Czech i didn't even know that this movie was english dubbed
Instead of "free children movie" it should've been titled "free kid movie" because goat
Ah yes, goat.
Yes goat
mmmm, goat..
Thafs hilarious.
SHE DO BE SPEAKING FACTS
This movie is so horrible but I just can’t look away..
its like a car crash
Wait till Kurtis finds out that there’s a sequel....
Thicc Daddy Thanos : IS THERE FUCKING ACTUALLY
Pretty much twilight
Inconspicuous Name this is it ua-cam.com/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/v-deo.html
"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?"
_"Well, maybe a little bit"_
Legit has the same energy as “It’s not because you’re a rabbit” Ghost stories dub
this movie ruined my life
@@giasharie274 omg I was just thinking that xD lmaoo
Gia Sharie "but because you're black"😔
i don't know..
Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"
i don’t want to say that this movie is accurate, but it was a pretty popular tradition back in the days to poke an architects eyes out so he wouldn’t build the same masterpiece again.
...I don't think I'd produce anything noteworthy then lmfao
@@flayrekapperz7862 understable tbh.
Really?
Uhhhh ok
Pretty sure this is more of a myth/legend, Ivan the terrible was said to have blinded the architect who created St Basils Cathedral in Moscow but I don't think it really happened
“This man is eating an entire Turkey”
Ignores the man eating a live pig.
Timestamp?
in the movie you can actually see this man more times and he's with the pig so i guess he's just raising it to eat it when it's full grown:))
1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50
1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50 - its not that far into the video lmao
ua-cam.com/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/v-deo.html lol there a goat story 2
The girl giving Jemmy nails is a Czech Trisha Paytas and nobody can tell me otherwise
CZECH TRISHA PAYTAS IM
Oh shit-
_holy fuck-_
@Cat Hill you didnt know about trisha paytas i-
Cat Hill i wish i could get my innocence back be thankful
This video is unironically one of the funniest things I've ever watched.
Like this video or the movie?
Would be pretty bad for either lol
Czech here. This movie came out when I was 6 years old. I remember I was very traumatised by it and I did not like it. There was boom around it when it was released, but nowadays, it has the rating of 39 % on ČSFD (which is a Czechoslovak film database), which is veeery bad.
And no, nudity and sensual/sexual stuff in kids movies was never a good or acceptable thing in the Czech Republic. It was pretty disturbing for me when I first watched it (probably so much I rather displaced it out of my mind) and for other kids, too. And I think if our parents had known this was in the movie, they never would have let us watch it.
There's some truth in the story of the movie, but the movie itself is so poorly made, no one even learns anything about the history of Prague.
I laughed so hard at your commentary. :d Love you, Mayor!
I'm also czech and watched that movie when I was little kid and I liked it a lot and don't feel traumatized at all. All kids in my family liked the movie. My parents knew what is in the movie.
@@Ms.Enide0 than you must be crazy ....
@@Ms.Enide0 So we find the creator of the movie
@@Ms.Enide0 Same.. my whole family liked it.. even parents.
im not even czech but i also watched this movie when i was 6 and it’s traumatized me to this day, 12 years later
This entire movie is “the scene when your parents walk in” 💀💀
DEADASS💀
ITS SO TRUE ITS FUNNY
nooo 💀💀💀
LITERALLY LMAO 💀
that is way to honest-
the swallowing a metal tube to avoid hanging is actually a well documented historical trick. the idea is that it reinforces your spine so it doesn't snap when you fall and then the person would play dead.
but you’d still asphyxiate unless you somehow shoved the tube down your trachea? also how would it stay right in your esophagus? also how would you swallow a metal tube? i have so many questions
@@stephanief5794 i didn't say it was comfortable lmao. deepthroating a tube for half a day is better than death i guess.
Now I know what to do in case I get hanged.
how do you... get the tube out??
hm but it would be in your esophagus, not your trachea. your trachea would still get crushed.