This Low-Budget Animated Movie Ruined My Life

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  4 роки тому +48918

    the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

  • @TessaImAMessa
    @TessaImAMessa 4 роки тому +15825

    It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.

  • @princecharmling14
    @princecharmling14 4 роки тому +3673

    The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.

    • @Victoria-cm7yh
      @Victoria-cm7yh 4 роки тому +255

      They look like someone's collection of repulsive celebrity bobbleheads that have accumulated a decade's worth of grime and are now lying in a "free" box at the side of the road.

    • @slowyourroll1146
      @slowyourroll1146 4 роки тому +35

      @@Victoria-cm7yh I imagined this and I can't stop laughing

    • @nxon9274
      @nxon9274 4 роки тому +9

      No wonder this comment had 666 likes

    • @sugarjuice9459
      @sugarjuice9459 4 роки тому +3

      Jaydon Nixon it's a sign from the angels bro

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 4 роки тому +2

      @@Victoria-cm7yh The bobbleheads were all dipped in the cum jar

  • @melisdead5271
    @melisdead5271 4 роки тому +10962

    Katie “dies”: prays for her to come back
    Goat “dies”: welp I guess there’s nothing we can do

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 4 роки тому +22

      You use * not "

    • @adequatelytrying6568
      @adequatelytrying6568 4 роки тому +138

      @@Lexilove2016 * makes things bold

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo 4 роки тому +90

      @@Lexilove2016 but in this case, the person (I believe) made it like this because both Katie and the goat supposedly die.

    • @wompwompana
      @wompwompana 4 роки тому +50

      Dom the Bomb they put them in quotations because they didn’t actually die and the “” suggested it was just supposed both times

    • @fernandaguisard4637
      @fernandaguisard4637 4 роки тому +32

      Who cares? It's a youtube comment section not your assignment

  • @citizenjoe404
    @citizenjoe404 Рік тому +8722

    How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...

  • @nanp545
    @nanp545 4 роки тому +14119

    The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus

    • @PatchOfMoss
      @PatchOfMoss 4 роки тому +701

      I haven't watched the video yet and now I'm scared...

    • @purna062vishi6
      @purna062vishi6 4 роки тому +339

      @@PatchOfMoss its insane man

    • @artificier9353
      @artificier9353 4 роки тому +329

      the czech animators are really being woke for someone in their situation

    • @finnstorck4993
      @finnstorck4993 4 роки тому +204

      yeah right?! I want a film about just them

    • @zuzanalovitt1325
      @zuzanalovitt1325 4 роки тому +32

      Gay? I’ve heard that supposedly we’re very homophobic

  • @hithere1150
    @hithere1150 3 роки тому +10102

    the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning

  • @likewisefish2934
    @likewisefish2934 4 роки тому +17786

    ok so for anyone who's wondering, kurtis didn't talk about:
    -the fact that katy got her nails by stealing them off of coffins (i deadass have no idea why)
    -in one scene goat and the motorboat lady from the bar have a wlw moment and basically hit on each other, goat literally asking her "so do you think I can get you out of that dress?"
    -when katy was fully naked, there's a shot of her walking past the stereotypical chinese men, and they start hollering and one says in the most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard, "oooh, can we have pretty lady too?"
    -one time when goat is off at the bar getting drunk, there's this part where this random stranger is just milking her while she's just chillin and drinking her beer
    -in one scene katy just pulls a whole ass head of cabbage out of her cleavage and gives it to goat i'm not even kidding it was insane

    • @ban4nabread723
      @ban4nabread723 4 роки тому +2353

      i beg your pardon👁👁

    • @AF-wr9lb
      @AF-wr9lb 4 роки тому +1327

      Hold on luv -

    • @ashleedaniel7087
      @ashleedaniel7087 4 роки тому +1047

      i have no words 👁👄👁

    • @glossypeony3553
      @glossypeony3553 4 роки тому +928

      I saw most of these scenes and just please don't watch them

    • @terezamatys4489
      @terezamatys4489 4 роки тому +512

      I was waiting for the cofin scene... but it never came

  • @hamsterfriend212
    @hamsterfriend212 5 місяців тому +892

    i can actually explain why goat having that pipe in her throat stopped her from dying! when someone is hanged, one of two things can happen:
    1. if it's a short drop, they will suffocate to death. this isn't very common nowadays, but was popular before executions were intended to be humane
    2. if it's a long drop, their neck will either break (causing unconsciousness and immediate death thereafter) or they'll be decapitated. the long drop is more complicated since it requires math to determine the right height to drop the victim from - too high, and they will lose their head; too low, and they'll suffocate.
    in goat's case, it seems like this was a short drop (makes sense, given the time period and public nature of the execution), so the metal pipe in her throat was likely there to prevent the rope from closing her windpipe/trachea. this allowed goat to continue breathing even after she was supposed to have died. when she fell down/was let down, she somehow coughed up the metal pipe (goats rarely vomit/throw things up, but whatever) and was able to breathe normally again. i'm not exactly sure how this works, because i'm pretty sure if i tried to hold a pipe in my throat i'd choke, but maybe it worked for her because she's a goat. hope this helps!
    edit: i have been informed that blood flow is cut off from the outside so unless goat figured out how to avoid that and only had to worry about no more oxygen she should def be dead

    • @icarus7526
      @icarus7526 5 місяців тому +93

      this infodump is insane and thank you so much lmao

    • @jonesyop
      @jonesyop 4 місяці тому +53

      That would make sense apart from the rope cutting off the carotid arteries which are on the outside of the neck. Basically being choked out. In grappling this is known as a blood choke vs an air choke. One stops blood flow to the brain the other stops you from being able to breathe. Both result in no oxygen to brain = death :(

    • @kingezekiel125
      @kingezekiel125 4 місяці тому

      She is just a throat goat

    • @Veredeto
      @Veredeto 4 місяці тому +22

      As a physician, hanging first damages the bloodflow to and from the brain, which is the main cause of death, airflow obstruction also occurs but o well you cant oxygenate without a blood supply

    • @blearkob
      @blearkob 3 місяці тому +24

      "maybe it worked for her because she's a goat" is such a funny explanation

  • @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312
    @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312 4 роки тому +8075

    So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 4 роки тому +570

      Did you see those characters?? Even I could confuse a goat from those "humans".

    • @mindyobusiness6257
      @mindyobusiness6257 4 роки тому +249

      And a wig made of freaking HAY MAY I HAD

    • @kawaiikokutan7686
      @kawaiikokutan7686 4 роки тому +126

      These lace fronts be giving people trust issues.

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 4 роки тому +114

      To be fair I was also confused when I saw the goat's giant tiddies

    • @Loh24158
      @Loh24158 4 роки тому +32

      The goat has tiddies

  • @ZVELUVV
    @ZVELUVV 4 роки тому +3773

    this is probably the worst and funniest movie you've ever reviewed.

    • @guitaria66636
      @guitaria66636 4 роки тому +35

      it’s actually terrible i haven’t stopped thinking abt it help 👁 👁

    • @ZVELUVV
      @ZVELUVV 4 роки тому +14

      @@guitaria66636 there's a second one 😊

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 4 роки тому +30

      @@ZVELUVV fucking pardon?

    • @ZVELUVV
      @ZVELUVV 4 роки тому +12

      @@mothma_am ua-cam.com/video/orL0dCdxO-k/v-deo.html enjoy

    • @JokerThaToker
      @JokerThaToker 4 роки тому +5

      When you just want to comment for the first time and get 1400 likes by saying nothing.

  • @shae.2214
    @shae.2214 4 роки тому +10287

    I have a theory that this was actually a really good movie but everyone else hated it and distracted the creators while they made it stinky.

  • @nerodiseppia99
    @nerodiseppia99 Рік тому +1364

    I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀

    • @aiyanari41
      @aiyanari41 Рік тому +77

      Woww that’s a much better plot than what I just watched

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 9 місяців тому +9

      That was what I thought too honestly

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 7 місяців тому +7

      You just spoiled the sequel

    • @kingofdragons7
      @kingofdragons7 3 місяці тому +2

      That ending gave me a laughing fit holy shit 😂

  • @agatabrozova786
    @agatabrozova786 4 роки тому +8632

    The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 4 роки тому +469

      Katie is packing some genuine goats

    • @DanielM-di3xl
      @DanielM-di3xl 4 роки тому +184

      Uprimne? Myslím si že tento film robí veľmi zle meno pre Českú republiku

    • @acedcoffee6934
      @acedcoffee6934 4 роки тому +245

      OMFG THIS IS TERRIBLY UNDERRATED

    • @veronikakajosova6896
      @veronikakajosova6896 4 роки тому +132

      @@DanielM-di3xl čítala som recenzie naň a trochu ma vydesilo aké boli pozitívne a koľko nadšených mamičiek tam písalo aký bol ten film super a ako sa páčil ich deťom.

    • @toatakanuva4846
      @toatakanuva4846 4 роки тому +37

      Honestly makes sense

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky 4 роки тому +5536

    The animation isn’t too bad, it’s the animation STYLE that makes me want to cry

    • @solarwings1132
      @solarwings1132 4 роки тому +251

      FR! I never thought that I would envy blind people

    • @harnoorb887
      @harnoorb887 4 роки тому +145

      Solar Wings that’s not very nice, they’ll be so sad when they read this comment 😔😳

    • @wpjmurray
      @wpjmurray 4 роки тому +35

      Harnoor B 🤔

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 4 роки тому +34

      Harnoor B
      O O F

    • @tikihead
      @tikihead 4 роки тому +42

      @@harnoorb887 who's gonna tell her

  • @tiredjedi
    @tiredjedi 4 роки тому +5645

    this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

  • @kragujspasitel9788
    @kragujspasitel9788 9 місяців тому +2182

    As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.

    • @Bewbslol
      @Bewbslol 9 місяців тому +31

      How old is this movie

    • @murphyee7696
      @murphyee7696 6 місяців тому

      @@Bewbslol read somewhere it was released in 2008

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit 6 місяців тому +82

      ​@@Bewbslol it was made in 2008 I think

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 5 місяців тому +165

      I was happy believing that this movie wasn't actually inflicted upon the poor children of Czechia. Why would you take that from me

    • @Qkkkqr_
      @Qkkkqr_ 5 місяців тому +16

      @@JesusChristTheQueerProfitthis movie’s older than me 😨

  • @hermionestranger4964
    @hermionestranger4964 4 роки тому +16154

    "Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"

    • @justcallmebu
      @justcallmebu 4 роки тому +732

      As a Czech girl I'll use this only bcs of this comment

    • @lilacbubble3589
      @lilacbubble3589 4 роки тому +71

      OMG HAHA

    • @hanhan6316
      @hanhan6316 4 роки тому +236

      365 days made me want to puke

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 роки тому +300

      "ya want another nail, big guy?"

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 4 роки тому +79

      thanks i hate it

  • @sydneyling7434
    @sydneyling7434 4 роки тому +5253

    jemy's facial structure reminds me of the i aint never seen 2 pretty best friends

    • @hopelesshoshii5520
      @hopelesshoshii5520 3 роки тому +172

      “I ain’t ever seen two pretty best-goats, one of them always gotta be ugly.”

    • @4eva643
      @4eva643 3 роки тому +29

      Can't unsee now

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 роки тому +17

      YES HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS FHE ON,Y ONE THINKING THAT

    • @amalaljallad6608
      @amalaljallad6608 3 роки тому +2

      💀💀

    • @anandahamlin8215
      @anandahamlin8215 3 роки тому

      @Rachel Schuman-Cook oml

  • @anunreliablenarrator9689
    @anunreliablenarrator9689 4 роки тому +8338

    to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome

    • @michaela0687
      @michaela0687 4 роки тому +152

      yeah our childhood

    • @pizzalover471
      @pizzalover471 4 роки тому +14

      Xdd

    • @Kateverone
      @Kateverone 4 роки тому +429

      Why is this the one thing that Kurtis finds? I had hoped this would stay buried in the deepest parts of my unconscious for the rest of eternity. And here we are

    • @MILOEBA
      @MILOEBA 4 роки тому +64

      @@Kateverone it was fate

    • @stickerskin5627
      @stickerskin5627 4 роки тому +89

      my childhood was kuky.. loved him and i loved the movie,, but as a kid i never understood a word they were saying

  • @brielaga.
    @brielaga. 11 місяців тому +1396

    The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨

    • @M1N1molo
      @M1N1molo 9 місяців тому +37

      Yeah my choice is execution

    • @SydneyStewart-d3f
      @SydneyStewart-d3f 5 місяців тому +55

      Would you like...another nail?

    • @AliaM270
      @AliaM270 3 місяці тому

      ​@@SydneyStewart-d3f no...?

    • @GachaGirlieYT
      @GachaGirlieYT 2 місяці тому +11

      would you like- *blinks cutely because i’m the main characters love interest* -another nail? 🥰😍😘

    • @deaddan2148
      @deaddan2148 26 днів тому +1

      Fartistic choice*

  • @barborak1358
    @barborak1358 4 роки тому +6133

    Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.

    • @alzbetal1499
      @alzbetal1499 4 роки тому +68

      Lol kurtis liked this

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 роки тому +300

      I can't handle ppl mentioning the Czech republic. It's never for the good things- 😭😭

    • @timmy0018
      @timmy0018 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly! 😖

    • @eyesonfire6083
      @eyesonfire6083 4 роки тому +3

      lol yes

    • @tamara6860
      @tamara6860 4 роки тому +36

      Same :D I hope he will watch the next one too

  • @1Tako1
    @1Tako1 4 роки тому +7805

    No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on UA-cam are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.

    • @Nickelberkelium
      @Nickelberkelium 4 роки тому +255

      Seriously...this movie is so...annoying,it seriously infuriates me lmao😭

    • @kgcressie
      @kgcressie 4 роки тому +42

      It’s worse than dr Suess illustrations and that makes me want to throw up

    • @aleahdegroot3025
      @aleahdegroot3025 4 роки тому +187

      @@kgcressie hey don't hate on dr suess

    • @oight
      @oight 4 роки тому +34

      @@kgcressie the bravery u have for commenting this..... and ur right too.............

    • @traitwopronounwncethess2566
      @traitwopronounwncethess2566 4 роки тому +45

      Honestly I feel like the character modeling is worse than food fight

  • @sournoodl
    @sournoodl 4 роки тому +51097

    In the czech dub, the goat also sometimes changes her pronouns randomly, breaking the barrier of gender, very pragueressive

    • @Munroemi07
      @Munroemi07 4 роки тому +3899

      This comment is HIGHLY underrated

    • @Up10tionslay
      @Up10tionslay 4 роки тому +4754

      Goat is non-binary thank you and goodnight

    • @ispeakforthe12yrolds76
      @ispeakforthe12yrolds76 4 роки тому +207

      @Jesus’lilcumbag420 69 fitting thoughts and questions for your username

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 4 роки тому +3904

      GOAT IS THE GENDERFLUID RULER WE NEED IN THIS TRYING TIME!!!!

    • @ghost-husband
      @ghost-husband 4 роки тому +1976

      I- I can't say that the goat being genderfluid would be suprising considering how strange the plot points are

  • @jolynelovemail
    @jolynelovemail 3 місяці тому +143

    I would give literally anything to watch this video for the first time again. To forget the twists and relearn them would be like a miracle.

  • @wumbe3520
    @wumbe3520 4 роки тому +19212

    I can like, SMELL these characters, and it's bad.

    • @purplecat0000
      @purplecat0000 4 роки тому +1257

      they smell like feet and my cats shit

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 4 роки тому +1573

      Guess the artists Made it Stinky

    • @wumbe3520
      @wumbe3520 4 роки тому +335

      @@llewelynshingler2173 Big brain time

    • @gh0ulkuromi5
      @gh0ulkuromi5 4 роки тому +404

      Wumbe Same... it’s like feet, old cheese, and dental rot. Ugh.

    • @ediedee909
      @ediedee909 4 роки тому +118

      they smell like peas

  • @JanieBee
    @JanieBee 3 роки тому +4507

    Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death

    • @dankdatsouljaboi
      @dankdatsouljaboi 3 роки тому +180

      They saw goat's hooves. Also, how tf did goat get those giant ass breasts?

    • @stovepipe7773
      @stovepipe7773 3 роки тому +81

      @@dankdatsouljaboi heads of cabbage that were painted

    • @dankdatsouljaboi
      @dankdatsouljaboi 3 роки тому +16

      @@stovepipe7773 I realized that after I posted the comment.

    • @kaledoublescope
      @kaledoublescope 3 роки тому +15

      @@stovepipe7773 I thought it was watermelon lol

    • @dankdatsouljaboi
      @dankdatsouljaboi 3 роки тому +15

      @AngxlsLyrics builds well, it was something large, green, and round

  • @hernameisalive69
    @hernameisalive69 4 роки тому +3298

    The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl

    • @avaisnotok
      @avaisnotok 4 роки тому +12

      hey btw i like ur pfp 🥺👋

    • @BabyBeelzebub
      @BabyBeelzebub 4 роки тому +47

      he just wants to play cards my man

    • @willows6114
      @willows6114 4 роки тому +56

      Same with the skeleton playing the organ

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 4 роки тому +9

      I think it is soppouse to be so called "čert", basicly Lucifer´s minions whose goal is to bring sinners to hell and tempt people to become sinners. It is actually common trope in fairy tales there.
      Krampus is basicly scary version of that.

    • @dead2519
      @dead2519 4 роки тому

      oh no- your profile picture✨

  • @turnerwhyuneedtoknow8433
    @turnerwhyuneedtoknow8433 3 місяці тому +68

    The "Dr. Faust" is a reference to Faust's legend where a guy sells his soul to the devil for 7 years of unlimited pleasure, and then when the seven years are up he goes to hell for the rest of eternity. Pretty clever reference for such a bad movie

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 17 днів тому +1

      Yup. I learnt that thanks to "Dr Faustus and the Alchemist" (a great youtube video)

  • @AndroidFink
    @AndroidFink 4 роки тому +2082

    "gets kicked out of the bar for being poor" Manswers was RIGHT

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 4 роки тому +64

      Top Heavy, LIKE A CHICK WITH GIANT JUGS

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 4 роки тому +21

      This movie and manswers must have met

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 4 роки тому +1

      Nina Goldberg
      💀💀

  • @MissBaleigh
    @MissBaleigh 4 роки тому +6624

    My roommate and I can’t stop saying “making it stinky” thanks Kurtis

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 4 роки тому +201

      maken it s h t i n k e e

    • @meganmcleod6152
      @meganmcleod6152 4 роки тому +146

      For me it’s op fish in the mouth

    • @userKleos
      @userKleos 4 роки тому +41

      I mean... can you blame them?

    • @weekndenjoyer
      @weekndenjoyer 4 роки тому +16

      Megan Mcleod HAHAHAHA

    • @501stcrusade5
      @501stcrusade5 4 роки тому +36

      same fishy fishy fishy making it stinky

  • @ameliawood8923
    @ameliawood8923 2 роки тому +24045

    if I was Katy I’d be a bit insulted if a goat put on a dress and absolutely no one questioned that it wasn’t me

    • @heyitslupe7528
      @heyitslupe7528 2 роки тому +557

      This comment 😂😂😂

    • @gray.2081
      @gray.2081 2 роки тому +989

      For real lol. I’d feel so insecure afterwards

    • @kaiyaskr
      @kaiyaskr 2 роки тому +278

      IM DYING HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @johnathonjordon8148
      @johnathonjordon8148 2 роки тому +91

      Lmao-

    • @kellabdjfoo
      @kellabdjfoo 2 роки тому +414

      AHAHA
      AND FOR MY CHEST THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO USE CABBAGES LIKE DAMN 😭

  • @jetsharkdragon
    @jetsharkdragon 10 місяців тому +736

    This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story

    • @maximumdinosaur
      @maximumdinosaur 10 місяців тому +12

      HAHA REAL

    • @Silentravioli
      @Silentravioli 6 місяців тому

      Omg I didn’t know others brains also randomly pick a certain videos to sleep too😭

    • @Silentravioli
      @Silentravioli 6 місяців тому

      Omg I didn’t know other people had “comfort sleep videos” also LOL my mom thinks it’s weird😭

    • @hello_i_am_jacob
      @hello_i_am_jacob 5 місяців тому +1

      Myself tbh

    • @shelbycargill9390
      @shelbycargill9390 5 місяців тому +9

      Me too, I’ve been watching this most days since it came out and every time it’s recommended to me I watch it again. I don’t know what it is abt the video 💀

  • @imaninamakhtar896
    @imaninamakhtar896 4 роки тому +3406

    When he said,
    𝓸~ 𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓽𝓱
    I felt that 😔

    • @ldrsubs333
      @ldrsubs333 4 роки тому +27

      𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚙

    • @rowan_Bush
      @rowan_Bush 4 роки тому +14

      emmxlee _ 17:58

    • @benjiiss
      @benjiiss 4 роки тому +6

      same 😔😔

  • @lunacyalive2418
    @lunacyalive2418 4 роки тому +8808

    Could I use Express VPN to make this movie NOT available to me?

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 роки тому +471

      Yeah, so use the vpn to send a url of this youtube video (specifically this one) to yourself with your own email account, but delete the email before you read it. The logical inconsistency of having deleted an unread message that you have read should create a temporal rift in space time.
      Now this rift won't stay open long, so you have to move quickly, but grab a physical copy of this movie and Frisbee it into the rift before it shuts.
      If done correctly, you should have just erased all memory of that object. Be careful not to throw anything else, or let anything that shouldn't go near the rift be there. I used to have a beautiful pet Quezeezee called "Charlotte" and I tried this rift trick (I was trying to get rid of hang nails), and before I could react, my beautiful Charlotte jumped into the rift and in a blink was gone forever. And you might say "what is a Quezeezee?" To which I will say: this ought to highlight just how severe the consequences of misusing a rift can be...
      If it fails to erase the memory, you either missed your throw (well done, you) or you probably don't have yourself added as a secure contact in your own address book. In which case, what are you even doing with your life?

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 роки тому +126

      @@swine13 this is very educational, thank you

    • @pigeonbraine
      @pigeonbraine 4 роки тому +24

      LMFOABDJDH

    • @chealseadaniels7208
      @chealseadaniels7208 4 роки тому +18

      @@swine13 that's something Sean lock would say

    • @wendigobella6289
      @wendigobella6289 4 роки тому +4

      Actually yeah, you could

  • @VM-po3jl
    @VM-po3jl 4 роки тому +5760

    Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))

    • @maliamoh3784
      @maliamoh3784 4 роки тому +530

      it made me cry inside

    • @catz_guns
      @catz_guns 4 роки тому +313

      Vendy that's very relieving to hear lol

    • @audreybannister
      @audreybannister 4 роки тому +208

      is it actually the most successful czech movie ever because i’m confused

    • @lalafunnys
      @lalafunnys 4 роки тому +120

      Altoid Bazingá so it’s only ‘the most successful’ on a technicality? that’s almost too good to be true 😂😂😂

    • @whitechs1225
      @whitechs1225 4 роки тому +68

      Thank you, we need closure.

  • @neverealmmusic
    @neverealmmusic Рік тому +175

    It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer

    • @musicbysasha_
      @musicbysasha_ 18 днів тому +1

      it sounds vaguely familiar, like an extended music clip from home alone or something

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 17 днів тому

      Just watched that part and thought the same thing, like that music is too good for that movie

    • @neverealmmusic
      @neverealmmusic 17 днів тому

      @@musicbysasha_probably purchased through a music house or licensed

  • @chloen2949
    @chloen2949 4 роки тому +10175

    Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it

    • @WolfgangKrow
      @WolfgangKrow 4 роки тому +495

      For real they’re all ugly and unlikable but that guy was dope

    • @mayumigarcia9445
      @mayumigarcia9445 4 роки тому +42

      YEAH, LOL

    • @riverstix8052
      @riverstix8052 4 роки тому +293

      If you watch it all there’s also a skeleton at the bar who kills herself when they run out of her favorite drink 😳

    • @masonthejar8890
      @masonthejar8890 4 роки тому +76

      dead inside but still lit

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 4 роки тому +95

      @@riverstix8052 honestly mood.

  • @doveodes
    @doveodes 3 роки тому +7243

    I PHYSICALLY ACTUALLY GENUINELY CACKLED WHEN I SAW THE GOATS HOOVES AT THE END IM SOBBING

    • @funnyteacherman
      @funnyteacherman 3 роки тому +229

      Same! Every time I watch this video, the hooves dangling above the platform bit causes me to laugh _so_ hard

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 3 роки тому +265

      it's the funniest fucking thing... they try to be so serious but it's a GOAT IN A DRESS LMAOOOOO

    • @faby4999
      @faby4999 3 роки тому +52

      i got goosebumps for some reason

    • @mothersuperior2673
      @mothersuperior2673 3 роки тому +160

      ur telling me nobody at the hanging noticed it wasn't a human woman, but an actual fucking goat

    • @jana_nel2000
      @jana_nel2000 3 роки тому +55

      omg I can’t tell you the last time something has made me laugh that loudly. I was even by myself in my room and my brother came in looking startled because he thought it was a scream and that I got hurt. Praise to our lord and savior, Goat Story

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +2029

    Children's movie??? If I watched this as a child I would be SCARED. No, I _am_ scared right now.

    • @janet4022
      @janet4022 4 роки тому +67

      I am from Czech Republic and we watched it in elementary school with the teachers like 8 times and lot of kids liked it. It's giant nostalgia for me

    • @yeneisme8810
      @yeneisme8810 4 роки тому +11

      Žanda the Moon Girl really???

    • @cajovalzicka2960
      @cajovalzicka2960 4 роки тому +23

      Yene Isme yes! Im from the czech republic as well and i liked it when i was like 7 or 9

    • @cajovalzicka2960
      @cajovalzicka2960 4 роки тому +10

      Žanda the Moon Girl its nostalgia for every czech kid i guess

    • @janet4022
      @janet4022 4 роки тому +6

      @@cajovalzicka2960 I hated the movie but they played it to us all the time cuz others liked it

  • @jazzanarchy1342
    @jazzanarchy1342 8 місяців тому +2554

    0/11 - no beatboxing puppy

  • @v1ntage_traveler
    @v1ntage_traveler 4 роки тому +13351

    If this movie is free. I don’t care what they say, I want my money back.

    • @Justanotherpot
      @Justanotherpot 4 роки тому +730

      Yeah, we should be paid damages for watching it.

    • @kirbstompinn7162
      @kirbstompinn7162 4 роки тому +124

      I’m dying from this comment

    • @m.rsoda-can1868
      @m.rsoda-can1868 4 роки тому +360

      my therapist bills won't pay themselves

    • @carlenscharles2903
      @carlenscharles2903 4 роки тому +112

      @@Justanotherpot I'm gonna give them a lawsuit for the damage they gave my eyes. One too many pounds of bleach :(

    • @braelynwhiteside5953
      @braelynwhiteside5953 4 роки тому +71

      That’s actually how they were in the hole $500,000

  • @maggietlhemagpie
    @maggietlhemagpie 4 роки тому +2683

    i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns

    • @tartartaglia555
      @tartartaglia555 4 роки тому +122

      what do you mean women don't have enormous breasts? that's grazy *looks at some Marvel and DC comics* oh

    • @bigrat4780
      @bigrat4780 4 роки тому +85

      to be fair, every single character in this film can make anyone extremely uncomfortable lmaooo

    • @accidiaet
      @accidiaet 4 роки тому +46

      Yeah anyone sane has many concerns with these portrayals of women🙃

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 9 місяців тому

      You know he smashed that goat previously, that's why she gets jealous of jemmy's interest in Katy's massive honkers

    • @Lvkas_Webb
      @Lvkas_Webb 6 місяців тому +12

      I'm more concerned for their backs

  • @lizzardluva
    @lizzardluva 4 роки тому +15375

    we really scared him into not forgetting that extra greeting

    • @papaya3642
      @papaya3642 4 роки тому +307

      lol for surreee. 🙈didn’t know people loved his extra greeting that much but then again who *wouldn’t* like it

    • @blue1601
      @blue1601 4 роки тому +86

      Honestly, I'm kinda over the joke you know? I mean, don't kill me, but it's been going on for a while.

    • @baileycheesepuff7787
      @baileycheesepuff7787 4 роки тому +330

      Why would I subscribe if I didn't get my extra greeting?

    • @DJBergmann
      @DJBergmann 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah

    • @bluewinter6855
      @bluewinter6855 4 роки тому +172

      @@blue1601 mildly offended, but ok

  • @Kubaak01
    @Kubaak01 9 місяців тому +285

    To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native:
    - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here
    - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!)
    - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then
    - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so...
    - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock
    - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho
    - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here.
    But yeah, its a super bad movie.

  • @cheyennejohnson3768
    @cheyennejohnson3768 4 роки тому +1772

    "If I open your blouse I better see a Home Depot in there dude" 😔 sigh* beauty standards are just to high these days .

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 4 роки тому +67

      Ikr
      I only have a lowes in my ass 😔

    • @Jay-bk3xc
      @Jay-bk3xc 4 роки тому +6

      gamer gaymer WHATKEKEO

    • @munchii935
      @munchii935 4 роки тому +30

      I know...I can’t supply a whole ikea 😔

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 4 роки тому +8

      @QuartzPeach feelsbadman 😔

    • @NoxDolore
      @NoxDolore 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, would you wanna see a Lowes?

  • @aly123four
    @aly123four 4 роки тому +3003

    "Oh- a plot hole, they should fix that" was the funniest thing ive ever watched thanks

  • @kekayoewa
    @kekayoewa 4 роки тому +7046

    Why is she giving people nails?
    She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 роки тому +186

      I'm not even mad at this comment, well done lmao.

    • @justafellowsamaritan7845
      @justafellowsamaritan7845 4 роки тому +22

      @@weepyllama why would you be mad?

    • @oliviajade3571
      @oliviajade3571 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @JoeMama-np8vi
      @JoeMama-np8vi 3 роки тому +16

      @@justafellowsamaritan7845
      Because pun,I guess?

    • @koi9547
      @koi9547 3 роки тому +12

      YOU SHOULDVE SAID THAT KURTIS GODDAMNIT

  • @undeadicecream8696
    @undeadicecream8696 Рік тому +240

    This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.

  • @slickboyist
    @slickboyist 4 роки тому +9449

    Petition for Kurtis to start using the skeleton playing the organ clip for every videos sponsor transition

  • @nandase02
    @nandase02 4 роки тому +6825

    I swear that this is NOT considered to be a NORMAL movie for kids (or normal movie in general) in Czech Republic. The people who made this are just werid as hell...

    • @annahruba4342
      @annahruba4342 4 роки тому +109

      Já na tohle koukala jako malá 24/7 a přišlo mi to v pohodě jako dítěti xd

    • @SoYeahLol
      @SoYeahLol 4 роки тому +542

      Yeah, I don't think this movie is considered sane in _any_ country.

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch 4 роки тому +42

      I gave you the 666th like lol... But how was this considered in Czech republic?

    • @nandase02
      @nandase02 4 роки тому +348

      @@CrankyB1tschThe first movie - werid, strange, terrifying, trash... I actually know some kids, that liked the second one, but now when they're grown up, they realize what they were watching and are disgusted with themselves. But goat story was the fist czech animated movie and the director, producer and writer ( the same person) is proud of himself and says, that this movie is just as good as any Pixar movie...

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 4 роки тому +187

      @@nandase02 How... How can someone be *Proud* of this

  • @katherinekod9639
    @katherinekod9639 4 роки тому +14345

    Honestly this looks SO gross and scary that even Kurtis joking can’t save me from feeling super weird

    • @laurag8239
      @laurag8239 4 роки тому +853

      The character design is the most uncomfortable thing I think my poor pathetic self has ever laid eyes on

    • @stopno706
      @stopno706 4 роки тому +343

      I had to watch this in my history class, Czech is fucking weird.
      (I'm from Czech BTW)

    • @then00bis
      @then00bis 4 роки тому +205

      Yes its gross and we had to watch it in TV almost all winter when it came out cuz it was like the 1st czech animated movie and its about Prague clock

    • @alzbetal1499
      @alzbetal1499 4 роки тому +133

      Yeah i know, and I’m deeply sorry If this is your first view at Czech “culture” (except it aint culture lol)

    • @miinziiiiiii
      @miinziiiiiii 4 роки тому +53

      yes i’m finding it so difficult to watch this

  • @Jasperandthe2braincells
    @Jasperandthe2braincells 6 місяців тому +163

    back 3 years later, 'fishy, fishy, fishy, making it stinky' did not catch on. 😔

    • @maliamalora1734
      @maliamalora1734 4 місяці тому +22

      Speak for yourself bro, I accuse people of making it stinky on the regular. Be the change you wanna see in the world 😗😗

    • @BosnianGovermentOfficial
      @BosnianGovermentOfficial 3 місяці тому +6

      if you want change you have to start with yourself

    • @Jasperandthe2braincells
      @Jasperandthe2braincells 3 місяці тому +4

      Me and my brother say it now, your advice has changed my mindset ❤

    • @emmyswordhand2711
      @emmyswordhand2711 2 години тому

      You know, before I even started watching Kurtis, I would use the word "sticky" to describe something that made me feel uncomfortable. I know that's not the exact same, but it makes me laugh for sure!

  • @samber8706
    @samber8706 4 роки тому +673

    i like how he frequently brings up the one time he forgot the extra greeting
    when that happened i was showing my girlfriend your channel for the first time and i was like "oh ho ho get ready for the extra greeting" and then it never happened and i looked like a fool so thanks a lot kurtis

    • @everydaypanda0874
      @everydaypanda0874 4 роки тому

      What vid of his

    • @rokiiyotaka
      @rokiiyotaka 4 роки тому +3

      @@everydaypanda0874 "I Found the Best Actor on TikTok" - ua-cam.com/video/WlPViJ1pTUs/v-deo.html

  • @felisiqq
    @felisiqq 4 роки тому +1384

    This movie is kinda what you remember having on VHS when you were little but you can’t really remember what it was called or where it is. Just that it existed.

    • @moren8689
      @moren8689 4 роки тому +16

      I would probably vaguely remember it in my dreams

    • @nininyoko13
      @nininyoko13 4 роки тому +15

      @@moren8689 or in my sleep paralysis

    • @mangomania7321
      @mangomania7321 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly when you were sick with food posioing

    • @Samay583
      @Samay583 4 роки тому

      Demon Slayer Nezuko ua-cam.com/video/3QUV0TH_5bw/v-deo.html

    • @ViviUtra
      @ViviUtra 4 роки тому +3

      Absolutely. Like a movie you thought was a fever dream, but then you find it again and you're like :0

  • @jackcayman9217
    @jackcayman9217 4 роки тому +9502

    If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +203

      fucking pardon? the movie: the sequel

    • @inkygoat
      @inkygoat 4 роки тому +161

      fucking pardon: with cheese

    • @ami5marion
      @ami5marion 4 роки тому +21

      Octoblade lmaooo with cheese

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 роки тому +22

      Octoblade not just any cheese
      dick cheese

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 4 роки тому +21

      @@him1517 i assume its abt the gay guards?

  • @FebuarResearchInstitute
    @FebuarResearchInstitute Рік тому +331

    As a Czech, this movie was made by us just to ruin your life.

    • @fizzy_buzz
      @fizzy_buzz Рік тому +9

      nah, this made my life better. Thank you, random czech person :)

  • @seohoscomet
    @seohoscomet 4 роки тому +848

    i'm 20 years old and this movie traumatized me. like wtf is this??? i will never sleep peacefully again so thanks for nothing kurtis

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 роки тому +31

      Seren
      We suffer in togetherness, doth thy know not the ways of this cult?

  • @rae7864
    @rae7864 4 роки тому +8751

    *ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*

    • @sabinastepankova4619
      @sabinastepankova4619 4 роки тому +560

      To be fair, everything in medieval Prague was probably greasy and gross...

    • @zmc2680
      @zmc2680 4 роки тому +67

      Young Severus snape

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 роки тому +267

      they really didn't need to put so much greasy detail into the characters

    • @billiebossanova8095
      @billiebossanova8095 4 роки тому +23

      Yummie mummiee baaabyxoxo right it’s almost scary

    • @antischmid22
      @antischmid22 4 роки тому +73

      @Inoffensive Name the other half was spent on boobs

  • @margogaunt6588
    @margogaunt6588 4 роки тому +8579

    hey kurtis, i'm from czech republic and i've actually seen the movie when i was a kid... Our teacher showed it to us at school actually. We all hated it and i think most of czech people doesn't think of it too much either. But the thing with the eyes and big clock is based on a famous legend and everyone here knows the story, so we were mostly put off by the crazy ass animation and nail boobs, not the story line. Great video btw i promise we're not all fishy fishy stinky here in czechia.

    • @lisahogholt9713
      @lisahogholt9713 4 роки тому +650

      I was looking for a comment like yours, I was curious about the Czech perspective on this movie lol

    • @dwightshrute602
      @dwightshrute602 4 роки тому +256

      That movie is a great representation of our country lol

    • @widowswail888
      @widowswail888 4 роки тому +47

      @@dwightshrute602 please elaborate if you don't mind lol

    • @АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э
      @АнастасияЛаврентьева-я6э 4 роки тому +424

      istg there's so many obscure movies from Slavic countries that i was just unfazed by when I was younger, but now that someone brings them up I find them absolutely terrifying

    • @terezavlnova5152
      @terezavlnova5152 4 роки тому +34

      @@widowswail888 beer and boobs xdd

  • @ametrime4754
    @ametrime4754 7 місяців тому +16

    19:34 HELP THATS WHERE HE GOT THE POADCAST TRANSITION SONG FROM I WAS SO CONFUSED EVERY TIME I HEARD IT THIS IS SO FUNNY HE ACTUALLY USED IT IM FREAKING OUT

  • @pawemichalski5043
    @pawemichalski5043 3 роки тому +4780

    He missed the part, where Katy sneaks into cemetery to take the nails from coffins. Yes it really is in this movie.

    • @agh7st
      @agh7st 2 роки тому +312

      WHAT.

    • @beanie252
      @beanie252 2 роки тому +342

      oh my god what if that's where the bearded skeleton came from

    • @dyanmacarubbo1976
      @dyanmacarubbo1976 2 роки тому +213

      The fact that these replies are pretty recent, mood i always come back to this

    • @angryviolentwitchqueen6633
      @angryviolentwitchqueen6633 2 роки тому +145

      yeah tbh there's some pretty wild parts of this movie that he didn't mention but i'm sure he didn't want this video to be like an hour long lmao

    • @enahenic4856
      @enahenic4856 2 роки тому +20

      @@angryviolentwitchqueen6633 what are some of the other weird scenes?

  • @arielleklein5420
    @arielleklein5420 4 роки тому +1796

    And he didn’t even talk about the plot point of Katy stealing nails from coffins in the graveyard

    • @7991ot
      @7991ot 4 роки тому +72

      Whaaaaaaaat

    • @y0urm0mm4
      @y0urm0mm4 4 роки тому +67

      ummm PARDON????

    • @laurenhonestlyvibes69years86
      @laurenhonestlyvibes69years86 4 роки тому +21

      hmmMMMM?😃

    • @foxxthing8004
      @foxxthing8004 4 роки тому +95

      Tina Ortega
      She stole nails from a coffin while two skeletons were making out and stuffed the nails in her-
      Ya knowwww...

    • @spspooks
      @spspooks 4 роки тому +37

      @@foxxthing8004 no nono nononoo no non. I did not read that

  • @Dr.Sunshine_MD
    @Dr.Sunshine_MD 3 роки тому +14996

    I present to you: the characters of Goat Story
    👩🏼 👷🏻‍♂️ 🧑🏻 👴🏻 🧒🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
    🔴🔴 🐏 📜 ⏰ 🍆 🤺

  • @eatasock4134
    @eatasock4134 7 місяців тому +50

    I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.

    • @orthodox.nikolai
      @orthodox.nikolai 2 місяці тому

      I'm Czech and I still occasionally watch it, it never fails to make me laugh. Oh, and there's also a sequel.

  • @thebrideofghostface
    @thebrideofghostface 3 роки тому +9852

    Imagine just putting a two-second side gag of secretly gay guards having sex and it just- not being relevant to any of the movie at all-

    • @midnight_moon9419
      @midnight_moon9419 3 роки тому +108

      WHAT

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 3 роки тому +130

      @@midnight_moon9419 lol did u watch the video

    • @midnight_moon9419
      @midnight_moon9419 3 роки тому +330

      @@thebrideofghostface Yeah I just saw lmao my bad 💀

    • @adamjae3370
      @adamjae3370 3 роки тому +524

      The way that I would love a full movie on that whole situation

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 3 роки тому +379

      @@adamjae3370
      Oh, they have movies based on that situation... They are about 20 to 40 mins, have horrible acting, and ya gotta go to a different kinda website to find them. Good luck!

  • @elizajones1125
    @elizajones1125 4 роки тому +1939

    Katie, some random girl he met like three days ago, who gave him a nail for reason and then hooked up with him: **dies**
    Jemmy: **prays for her to come back to life**
    Goat, his friend for years, who came all the way to Prague just for him: **dies**
    Jemmy: oh shit

  • @wa1nu7
    @wa1nu7 3 роки тому +9089

    As a Prague person I can confirm this is a usual day in our city

    • @atua6323
      @atua6323 3 роки тому +322

      what's an unusual day for you guys then?!

    • @squirtlestan6498
      @squirtlestan6498 3 роки тому +147

      A normal day

    • @SwaggyToms
      @SwaggyToms 3 роки тому +305

      @@atua6323 goats not talking probably

    • @atua6323
      @atua6323 3 роки тому +80

      @@SwaggyToms fair enough

    • @adibairfan545
      @adibairfan545 3 роки тому +74

      As a normal person I can confirm this is a Prague day in our city😔

  • @OneAndOnlyFran
    @OneAndOnlyFran Рік тому +41

    If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there

  • @nosyDetective
    @nosyDetective 4 роки тому +9034

    ''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?''
    Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 роки тому +5

      @• K a t h y • Is that movies?

    • @Sakurablossem3
      @Sakurablossem3 3 роки тому +43

      @@royalblanket she is from Adventure time

    • @gerry7860
      @gerry7860 3 роки тому +15

      @• K a t h y • oh are you talking about Marceline? i was confused the first time lol

    • @kennythefrog1
      @kennythefrog1 3 роки тому +177

      Or more precisely... the guard that bottoms.

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 роки тому +19

      @@kennythefrog1you genius!

  • @williamlee9103
    @williamlee9103 4 роки тому +11226

    These are unbelievably ugly character designs.

    • @RV-il5wr
      @RV-il5wr 4 роки тому +556

      It makes me so uncomfortable

    • @angeL_ocracy
      @angeL_ocracy 4 роки тому +184

      Bro you need to watch saberspark joshua and the promise land *those* are ugly charcter designs

    • @piinncchh
      @piinncchh 4 роки тому +22

      William Lee AGREED

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter 4 роки тому +378

      The skeleton playing the organ was the best looking character design. Everything else made me want to be a skeleton.

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 роки тому +13

      Isaac Clodfelter i- 😭

  • @emilyistired69
    @emilyistired69 4 роки тому +656

    i’m glad that kurtis hasn’t forgotten the time he didn’t give us an extra greeting because i certainly haven’t

    • @carmenbatchelor
      @carmenbatchelor 4 роки тому +16

      Indeed. We will never let him forget.

    • @tyroneajj4985
      @tyroneajj4985 4 роки тому +10

      It was so traumatic

    • @xxalxysiaxx
      @xxalxysiaxx 4 роки тому +7

      I still think about it till this day...

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 4 роки тому +2

      I remember it every time he does his intro

    • @emilyistired69
      @emilyistired69 4 роки тому

      Emily Hume HAHA YES IT IS!! AND WE’RE BOTH EMILY LMAO

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Рік тому +39

    the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!

  • @georgiawheaton2604
    @georgiawheaton2604 4 роки тому +1699

    The “fishy fishy fish, making it stinky” bit sent me

  • @child.of.turmoil
    @child.of.turmoil 3 роки тому +3275

    I live currently in Czech Republic and I the teacher showed us this movie during a free class when I was in fifth grade. It was my first year of school in Prague after I moved in from Germany and this was the worst kind of welcome in a new country and school. I was thirteen years old and this was traumatising af. I’m twenty now and still traumatised till this day, my god this movie is terrifying.

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 3 роки тому +540

      Teacher saw your childhood and said
      "Fishy fishy fish
      Makin it stinky!"

    • @kawlev8009
      @kawlev8009 3 роки тому +38

      @@koshavinka2995 for real lmao 🤣

    • @Sky-tg5rt
      @Sky-tg5rt 3 роки тому +14

      Wow 😭🤕🙌🤮🤧🤷‍♀️

    • @Sky-tg5rt
      @Sky-tg5rt 3 роки тому +13

      @@gazwalker2657 why you got to be making it stinky tho?

    • @emmaanezkapilichovamartes
      @emmaanezkapilichovamartes 3 роки тому +43

      I didn't really remember most of it but I got almost traumatized by the scene with stabbing the eyes out

  • @screamindog8772
    @screamindog8772 3 роки тому +8382

    love how jemmy has the exact same outfit as shrek. they didn’t even try there

  • @nelavaculinova5723
    @nelavaculinova5723 2 місяці тому +4

    i remember that in 5th grade (or maybe even less) the teacher played it to us in history class, cause we were learning about the Charles bridge. quite traumatising

  • @emmietessen-powell3795
    @emmietessen-powell3795 3 роки тому +6306

    His dying wish was to see the clock... with his... eyes... that he no longer has

    • @someoned166
      @someoned166 3 роки тому +374

      ...and mess it up like a CHAD

    • @susanthefish8940
      @susanthefish8940 3 роки тому +57

      I got so lost up with the plot. Can you guys help me figure out who the hell Hamish was?

    • @horrorhistory7342
      @horrorhistory7342 3 роки тому +96

      He was the clock maker, and the teacher of Matthew. He also got jemy to sculpt stuff for the clock. When dropped out Matthew told the mayor that hamish wanted to build the clock for the racist caricatures of those Chinese men he had the guards arrest hamish and tear his eyes out. Then as hamish was dying he got Katy to take him over to the clock so he could ruin it as a fuck you to the town.

    • @emmietessen-powell3795
      @emmietessen-powell3795 3 роки тому +76

      @@horrorhistory7342 all i'm saying is when he wanted to "see" the clock that shouldve been a major red flag for katy

    • @whichcache2517
      @whichcache2517 3 роки тому +18

      If he couldn't see the clock... nobody could.

  • @beesokay
    @beesokay 4 роки тому +39294

    I genuinely think this movie isnt even appropriate for adults

    • @heyarnold04
      @heyarnold04 4 роки тому +1094

      Agreed! Haha, so the fact that it even has children in the title is insane!

    • @rafi7397
      @rafi7397 4 роки тому +1533

      No one should be watching this movie...

    • @emmanuelle8877
      @emmanuelle8877 4 роки тому +1038

      it's traumatising to watch for everyone...

    • @lexc.0
      @lexc.0 4 роки тому +151

      @@emmanuelle8877 im 13 and i watched this movie with my friend and we're fiiiinneee

    • @NeldaYtb
      @NeldaYtb 4 роки тому +543

      I feel like my adulthood has been stolen from me

  • @paadoxal
    @paadoxal 4 роки тому +7349

    shoutout to this movie traumatizing a whole generation of czech children

    • @adelastastnova1208
      @adelastastnova1208 4 роки тому +474

      I forgot about it completely and now I'm reliving the trauma lmao

    • @anamiosonami
      @anamiosonami 4 роки тому +233

      @@adelastastnova1208 Same lmao. I totally forgot this shit existed

    • @anngelcakee
      @anngelcakee 4 роки тому +177

      I'm still having nightmares about this movie

    • @belsnickel9568
      @belsnickel9568 4 роки тому +228

      And American children because my dad bought cheap movies

    • @paadoxal
      @paadoxal 4 роки тому +30

      i wish i wouldn't remember hahah

  • @barusad1035
    @barusad1035 3 місяці тому +3

    as a czech person- this movie is a big part of everyone's childhood and honestly until this video i never noticed any weirdness BUT NOW I SEE IT AND MAN THATS CRAZY

  • @ErinLastNameRedacted
    @ErinLastNameRedacted 4 роки тому +2623

    That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.

    • @rozirousova8405
      @rozirousova8405 4 роки тому +6

      Welcome to my childhood hahah

    • @taylerl8988
      @taylerl8988 4 роки тому +31

      Same and I've never taken acid

    • @coconutxoxoya
      @coconutxoxoya 4 роки тому +27

      The movie writers and producers were literally like “fishy fishy fish making it stinky!”

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 4 роки тому

      Tayler L Literally

    • @ninavinterova9875
      @ninavinterova9875 4 роки тому +1

      Actually I find the 2000 Grinch almost as disturbing. Expect the Goat movie has medieval legends in it so it has violence.

  • @emily-zj9oh
    @emily-zj9oh 4 роки тому +2477

    Katie: where’s goat????
    Jemmy: who do you think gave you the hang 😔😔😔😔😔😔

  • @rangedweevil6150
    @rangedweevil6150 3 роки тому +13170

    Okay but you gotta admit bearded skeleton playing the organ is sick as fuck

    • @241Cookies__
      @241Cookies__ 3 роки тому +409

      The most redeemable part of this movie

    • @Dethamaranth
      @Dethamaranth 3 роки тому +402

      now that i think about it, a tattoo of a bearded skeleton playing the organ sounds fucking awesome. you just gotta hope nobody asks where it's from.

    • @supervegito8340
      @supervegito8340 3 роки тому +137

      If a good Halloween movie has that as a transition that would be so fuckin sick dude. Imagine a movie like scooby doo meets Dracula and that’s a transition they have. That would go so hard.

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 2 роки тому +5

      it is

    • @Snail.Slurpee
      @Snail.Slurpee 2 роки тому +52

      @@Dethamaranth holy shit a hoodie with that on that would be tight as fuck

  • @mydlimydli
    @mydlimydli Рік тому +15

    In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.

  • @annavasickova2161
    @annavasickova2161 4 роки тому +2793

    Hey, I'm Czech and I remember that when this movie went out, it was quite a big thing, because it was first 3D animated Czech movie (as for now we have only two I think). And yes, It's ugly and vulgar even for us czechs, although we like much darker and more offesive humor here. And many things in it make sense when you know the legends (like the drunk devil, legends about Faust's house, even the naked kid...kinda). Czech tales get disturbing really often. Please watch the second Czech animated movie, the Goat story 2. It's better, more family friendly, but still really bizzare.

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 роки тому +413

      so when it said “best czech animated movie” it was only the best because it was the only one to exist? that... adds up, i guess

    • @dopeyz9815
      @dopeyz9815 4 роки тому +62

      whats up with the naked kid please? im scratching my head over here

    • @annavasickova2161
      @annavasickova2161 4 роки тому +61

      @@dopeyz9815 In a traditional pupet theatre we have Kašpárek, a narator, which isn't usually naked. I'm sure many other europian countries have their own versions of this figure Aš well.

    • @radlee974
      @radlee974 4 роки тому +55

      First off, thank you _so much_ for some insight on this film! I still have questions though. Hahaha. Was this movie actually intended for children, as the UA-cam upload says? I definitely realize that the US has some manly hang ups when it comes to nudity and sex and that many other countries are way more laid back about it. But a kids movie with straight up boning in it and post sex ass shots (Not to mention the fact that those guards were _definitely_ butt-fucking, hahaha, which is amazing.) plus a character running around with his dick out the entire movie seems like a _lot_ to me for kids’ movie. And I really don’t consider myself to be a pride. But, I dunno, am I? LOL. If you could shed anymore light on the overt sexuality in the movie, it would be much appreciated. (I’m definitely not ignoring the violence/extreme-for-a-kids-movie MURDER. I just feel like you touched on that already with your comment about y’all’s enjoyment of dark humor and what-not.)
      So, yeah, was this really intended to be a kids movie? Swinging dick and all? LOL.

    • @pytlikklara
      @pytlikklara 4 роки тому +72

      @@radlee974 Yea it was intended as a movie for kids. The main goal of this movie was to educate kids about our legends and historical events in a fun way. We're not really phased by some nudity lmao. It's normal for children to run around their garden butt naked when it's warm. The sexual innuendos were mainly for the parents haha

  • @cocabug4
    @cocabug4 4 роки тому +576

    This movie literally makes me want to cry. I'm so terrified.

    • @piinncchh
      @piinncchh 4 роки тому

      Mia AGREED

    • @salem1281
      @salem1281 4 роки тому +1

      Look up a video called "This box is full of miserable creatures -- but one of them doesn't belong there." by the channel Omeleto. It's even more terrifying than this believe it or not

  • @mechanical_hands5786
    @mechanical_hands5786 4 роки тому +4550

    Kurtis, I’m writing this comment In a hazy state of need and fear. I’m begging you, watch Love on a Leash. Please. Even if it’s not for a video, you need to experience this movie. I’ve watched it 11 times and every time I see something that changes the movie all over again. To describe this movie as bad is not only a disservice but also a grave understatement. Please, for the love of everything that is holy, watch this movie. You will absolutely regret it.

    • @rainaricketts461
      @rainaricketts461 4 роки тому +135

      I JUST LOOKED UP THE MOVIE YOURE TALKING ABOUT AND.....idk how to feel but it definitely makes me uncomfy and she better not fuck a dog cause that’s still bestiality..tenically....right? but i want kurt to watch it so i don’t gotta.

    • @jackieisntcool9306
      @jackieisntcool9306 4 роки тому +67

      me and my brothers watched it and I cried laughing because it’s so bad
      The part where he sings LMAO it’s amazing

    • @beetlegeuse1961
      @beetlegeuse1961 4 роки тому +11

      KURTIS

    • @julz8618
      @julz8618 4 роки тому +22

      Commenting to boost

    • @karly.asshhh
      @karly.asshhh 4 роки тому +35

      I'm curious but scared of watch that movie

  • @AdélaNováková-k7q
    @AdélaNováková-k7q Рік тому +53

    I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.

    • @Davidmancz
      @Davidmancz Рік тому +9

      As a Czech i didn't even know that this movie was english dubbed

  • @Kimberly-ji1jl
    @Kimberly-ji1jl 4 роки тому +3736

    Instead of "free children movie" it should've been titled "free kid movie" because goat

  • @bysscanna
    @bysscanna 4 роки тому +2785

    This movie is so horrible but I just can’t look away..

    • @arsen4l
      @arsen4l 4 роки тому +57

      its like a car crash

    • @delaney.morin01
      @delaney.morin01 4 роки тому +38

      Wait till Kurtis finds out that there’s a sequel....

    • @scububerry
      @scububerry 4 роки тому +14

      Thicc Daddy Thanos : IS THERE FUCKING ACTUALLY

    • @sidneylasley3645
      @sidneylasley3645 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty much twilight

    • @delaney.morin01
      @delaney.morin01 4 роки тому

      Inconspicuous Name this is it ua-cam.com/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/v-deo.html

  • @illumikitty
    @illumikitty 4 роки тому +6922

    "It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?"
    _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 4 роки тому +422

      Legit has the same energy as “It’s not because you’re a rabbit” Ghost stories dub

    • @maliamoh3784
      @maliamoh3784 4 роки тому +85

      this movie ruined my life

    • @oublie-moi
      @oublie-moi 4 роки тому +22

      @@giasharie274 omg I was just thinking that xD lmaoo

    • @zyoom8796
      @zyoom8796 4 роки тому +66

      Gia Sharie "but because you're black"😔

    • @anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204
      @anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204 4 роки тому +9

      i don't know..

  • @anoNEMOs
    @anoNEMOs Рік тому +54

    Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"

  • @kaeyaspotato
    @kaeyaspotato 3 роки тому +14914

    i don’t want to say that this movie is accurate, but it was a pretty popular tradition back in the days to poke an architects eyes out so he wouldn’t build the same masterpiece again.

    • @flayrekapperz7862
      @flayrekapperz7862 3 роки тому +1688

      ...I don't think I'd produce anything noteworthy then lmfao

    • @kaeyaspotato
      @kaeyaspotato 3 роки тому +463

      @@flayrekapperz7862 understable tbh.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 роки тому +74

      Really?

    • @sarahsanchez150
      @sarahsanchez150 3 роки тому +36

      Uhhhh ok

    • @likeastarbaby
      @likeastarbaby 3 роки тому +676

      Pretty sure this is more of a myth/legend, Ivan the terrible was said to have blinded the architect who created St Basils Cathedral in Moscow but I don't think it really happened

  • @0ptical315
    @0ptical315 4 роки тому +6533

    “This man is eating an entire Turkey”
    Ignores the man eating a live pig.

    • @amorettaslove
      @amorettaslove 4 роки тому +14

      Timestamp?

    • @little_r4t1945
      @little_r4t1945 4 роки тому +132

      in the movie you can actually see this man more times and he's with the pig so i guess he's just raising it to eat it when it's full grown:))

    • @b3z3jm3nny
      @b3z3jm3nny 4 роки тому +13

      1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50

    • @jaaaime
      @jaaaime 4 роки тому +4

      1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50 - its not that far into the video lmao

    • @soniamyers9402
      @soniamyers9402 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/fan7XfY8Lpg/v-deo.html lol there a goat story 2

  • @Connor-zx5jd
    @Connor-zx5jd 4 роки тому +2056

    The girl giving Jemmy nails is a Czech Trisha Paytas and nobody can tell me otherwise

  • @dresha8026
    @dresha8026 7 місяців тому +13

    This video is unironically one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

    • @TheTuttle99
      @TheTuttle99 3 місяці тому

      Like this video or the movie?
      Would be pretty bad for either lol

  • @anna.augustinova
    @anna.augustinova 3 роки тому +1506

    Czech here. This movie came out when I was 6 years old. I remember I was very traumatised by it and I did not like it. There was boom around it when it was released, but nowadays, it has the rating of 39 % on ČSFD (which is a Czechoslovak film database), which is veeery bad.
    And no, nudity and sensual/sexual stuff in kids movies was never a good or acceptable thing in the Czech Republic. It was pretty disturbing for me when I first watched it (probably so much I rather displaced it out of my mind) and for other kids, too. And I think if our parents had known this was in the movie, they never would have let us watch it.
    There's some truth in the story of the movie, but the movie itself is so poorly made, no one even learns anything about the history of Prague.
    I laughed so hard at your commentary. :d Love you, Mayor!

    • @Ms.Enide0
      @Ms.Enide0 3 роки тому +43

      I'm also czech and watched that movie when I was little kid and I liked it a lot and don't feel traumatized at all. All kids in my family liked the movie. My parents knew what is in the movie.

    • @eccentric6155
      @eccentric6155 3 роки тому +38

      @@Ms.Enide0 than you must be crazy ....

    • @annagraham_737
      @annagraham_737 3 роки тому +53

      @@Ms.Enide0 So we find the creator of the movie

    • @sarosauruswex9595
      @sarosauruswex9595 3 роки тому +6

      @@Ms.Enide0 Same.. my whole family liked it.. even parents.

    • @sainaina
      @sainaina 3 роки тому +14

      im not even czech but i also watched this movie when i was 6 and it’s traumatized me to this day, 12 years later

  • @ven6525
    @ven6525 2 роки тому +10738

    This entire movie is “the scene when your parents walk in” 💀💀

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 4 роки тому +827

    the swallowing a metal tube to avoid hanging is actually a well documented historical trick. the idea is that it reinforces your spine so it doesn't snap when you fall and then the person would play dead.

    • @stephanief5794
      @stephanief5794 4 роки тому +87

      but you’d still asphyxiate unless you somehow shoved the tube down your trachea? also how would it stay right in your esophagus? also how would you swallow a metal tube? i have so many questions

    • @hm-fy5iz
      @hm-fy5iz 4 роки тому +219

      @@stephanief5794 i didn't say it was comfortable lmao. deepthroating a tube for half a day is better than death i guess.

    • @iwantpancakes838
      @iwantpancakes838 4 роки тому +123

      Now I know what to do in case I get hanged.

    • @Alice-burrice
      @Alice-burrice 4 роки тому +78

      how do you... get the tube out??

    • @stephanief5794
      @stephanief5794 4 роки тому +40

      hm but it would be in your esophagus, not your trachea. your trachea would still get crushed.