Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember

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  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 3 роки тому +11871

    Sam Rami did one thing so absurdly correct it makes me forgive every bad decision:
    He cast JK Simmons as J Jonah Jamison

    • @caponeeeexx
      @caponeeeexx 3 роки тому +622

      Sam raimi made plenty of good decisions

    • @sonnyfox8407
      @sonnyfox8407 3 роки тому +163

      *Ms Brandt. Bring me a violin*

    • @sv32099
      @sv32099 3 роки тому +347

      In terms of casting i think sam raimi did perfectly with JJ, goblin, and Uncle Ben.

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 3 роки тому +64

      @@sv32099 That's true. Personally not a big fan of the Tobey or Aunt May casting, but the other key players were all good

    • @caponeeeexx
      @caponeeeexx 3 роки тому +220

      @@r.pizzamonkey7379 Sam Raimi's Aunt May was perfect and Rosemary captured the character perfectly from the comics. Aunt May now doesn't even look like a Aunt.

  • @aa-to6ws
    @aa-to6ws 5 років тому +5581

    Yeah maybe sometimes it's cheesy
    But you can't have *pizza time* without the good cheese first

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr 6 місяців тому +797

    “Why the f-k do the robot arms want to finish the fusion reactor, what do they care?”
    As Ock pointed out, that’s the reason they were built and programmed, it’s literally the only thing they care about

  • @ScoopReviews500
    @ScoopReviews500 Рік тому +989

    I feel so honored to be able to come back to this video 4 years after it was released and finally say that I fall into the category of depressed alcoholic college student

  • @obihoeee
    @obihoeee 5 років тому +7969

    You have provoked a gang war.

    • @rinryan9134
      @rinryan9134 4 роки тому +143

      @Lamps are Sick its a gta sa reference lmao

    • @mrtoddpenworth5937
      @mrtoddpenworth5937 4 роки тому +22

      @@rinryan9134 IM GONNA FUCK SOME SHIT UP

    • @reg1019
      @reg1019 4 роки тому +71

      You have survived the first wave (pls continue this)

    • @tarekmash2401
      @tarekmash2401 4 роки тому +51

      You survived the second wave

    • @reg1019
      @reg1019 4 роки тому +63

      The hood is yours!

  • @misterscorpius1446
    @misterscorpius1446 4 роки тому +7818

    Critics: "The Raimi trilogy is silly and cheesy!"
    Raimi trilogy fans: Yes.

    • @PayondeAwsome
      @PayondeAwsome 4 роки тому +368

      He says that he loves the fact these movies are silly. He prefaces the whole thing with his opinion that he loves the movies

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 4 роки тому +132

      At the beginning of his Andrew Garfield video, he talks about those movies compared to these and he says these ones are a lot better.

    • @rapidreaders7741
      @rapidreaders7741 4 роки тому +252

      I agree with Marcus. I fucking love these movies _because_ of how corny and cheesy they are, and how they don't take themselves too seriously. I feel like they perfectly capture the feel of the Spiderman comics - just non-stop campy fun with moments of quote-on-quote "serious" dialogue that in retrospect sounds corny and is tonally consistent with the rest of the story.

    • @rigzmoviediaries654
      @rigzmoviediaries654 4 роки тому +10

      @@PayondeAwsome He bullies the fuck out of their silliness.

    • @Shakismo
      @Shakismo 4 роки тому

      Ohh YES!! 💖

  • @AlystrZelland
    @AlystrZelland Рік тому +313

    It seems strange to call out Harry turning away from the conversation between Peter and his father. He explains it himself shortly after: "He pretty much wants to adopt you"
    Harry didn't check out bc he was a sim. He checked out bc he had nothing to contribute to their conversation and his jealousy was making him uncomfortable. That's a pretty consistent part of his character.

    • @isaacmartinez2359
      @isaacmartinez2359 6 місяців тому +3

      bro is defending this movie like its paying him

    • @sylviahoward1065
      @sylviahoward1065 5 місяців тому +49

      @@isaacmartinez2359 damn dude he wrote a pretty good explanation for one scene in a movie, not even pouring his heart out for this defence, he's not being paid shit (I apologise I'm getting paid to defend this guy)

    • @Aryan-qv5qk
      @Aryan-qv5qk 4 місяці тому +3

      @@isaacmartinez2359 reasoning seems well though

    • @isaacmartinez2359
      @isaacmartinez2359 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Aryan-qv5qk you can make up reason all you want, just like how I can make up reasons on what they could have had Harry do instead of mentally check out
      - Say “ill catch you inside”
      - Wave to friends and join them
      - Say bye to his father and let him talk to Peter
      - have a teacher call his name
      My point, as well as the video’s in making this off hand comment is that Harry is not need for the scene. He serves no purpose other than to make a way too formal introduction for a new character, which you could have done and then promptly leave the screen so he doesn’t take up room in the frame, or just be there on set as long in general. Is this an egregious sin? No. It’s more likely just a result of the script not taking into consideration how it would look in person for this conversation to have happened.
      It’s a trivial joke to make fun of the movie for. Which is why I found it weird that someone would go out of their way to defend when there are plenty of other points for someone to make about this semi-critique video. I find that Rami fans always do this, they often defend points that don’t need to be defended because they are just facts about how the movies are. They’ll get mad about others pointing out how corny the movie can be despite later saying that it is the appeal for them.

    • @Aryan-qv5qk
      @Aryan-qv5qk 4 місяці тому +10

      @@isaacmartinez2359 except this actually does make sense to the context of the movie

  • @TheFirstBhau
    @TheFirstBhau 11 місяців тому +919

    My favorite part of this review is that it triggered so many people that Cosmonaut still gets comments calling him a disney shill on almost every Spider-Man review of his to this day almost 5 years later. That's the kind of engagement money can't buy

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 11 місяців тому +45

      The comment right below yours is exactly that, god that's funny.

    • @Asinies
      @Asinies 9 місяців тому +34

      I mean I don't know if he's any of those things, I just think some of his critiques are bad and almost approaching a cinemasins video level of criticism quality.

    • @leaffinite3828
      @leaffinite3828 8 місяців тому +42

      ​@@Asiniesi mean this video is basically bait anyway its funnier to read some of the raimi fans in the comments going apeshit than to rewatch the video

    • @balls52
      @balls52 8 місяців тому

      your parents dont love you

    • @TenWolf-wb7pc
      @TenWolf-wb7pc 8 місяців тому +13

      I mean he gets points completely wrong.
      Like mad that Aunt May didn’t automatically forgive Peter after saying “Im responsible for what happened too”. That’s his most egregious one. That and misremembering scenes (Peter wasn’t walking to school he was going after MJ after see dad berrated her).
      And he uses all this as evidence of the “new” (aka Disney) movies are better.
      Anyone can make a bad review to bait people into getting mad, but that doesn’t somehow mean the mad people are wrong.

  • @stayclassy5399
    @stayclassy5399 4 роки тому +22058

    " I don't want your opinion, I want pictures of Spider-Man!!! "

  • @Ruffleduffles
    @Ruffleduffles 3 роки тому +14412

    One of the worst things about the trilogy is that the butler didn’t tell harry that peter was innocent until probably the worse possible time

    • @RealReverse13
      @RealReverse13 3 роки тому +711

      True, like why did the butler have to wait so long to finally tell Harry.

    • @sorrymans_nothot5037
      @sorrymans_nothot5037 3 роки тому +103

      RealReverse Because otherwise the movies would be worse than the amazing spiderman movies...

    • @RealReverse13
      @RealReverse13 3 роки тому +235

      @@sorrymans_nothot5037 not even close

    • @sorrymans_nothot5037
      @sorrymans_nothot5037 3 роки тому +102

      RealReverse True, amazing spiderman movies are too bad, youd have to reach logan paul suicide forest to get that bad.

    • @Ruffleduffles
      @Ruffleduffles 3 роки тому +9

      SorryMans_NotHot hey hey, Logan did his punishment he’s mature now, but I do agree

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 11 місяців тому +132

    Growing up with this trilogy made me feel like I witnessed a fun actor grow and become an absolute icon.

  • @friendlycanadianYT
    @friendlycanadianYT 7 місяців тому +61

    I will always thank the first spiderman movie for my computer class for giving me a question right. "Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

  • @spencermorgan2281
    @spencermorgan2281 5 років тому +5910

    "depressed alcoholic college students"
    Yes 911, I've just been attacked

    • @alejo5267
      @alejo5267 5 років тому +24

      SAME HERE

    • @PotatoMC1
      @PotatoMC1 5 років тому +10

      iLikeNoodles aaahahahahHhaahaha

    • @no_i_in_kersten
      @no_i_in_kersten 5 років тому +8

      ME: sees a therapist, goes to an AA meeting, drops out of college.

    • @kingcookie9777
      @kingcookie9777 5 років тому +2

      Spencer Morgan E

    • @theninjaboss7201
      @theninjaboss7201 5 років тому +1

      Spencer Morgan lol stupid college students you’ll all get liver cancer

  • @SG-qx1fg
    @SG-qx1fg 3 роки тому +3905

    Why Willem Defoe has never played the joker is the biggest sin of all.

    • @jjonahjameson8934
      @jjonahjameson8934 3 роки тому +112

      Holy shit your right he should be the joker in the Batman movie or even bat woman

    • @laughslapproductions4690
      @laughslapproductions4690 3 роки тому +41

      He’s ugly af, perfect fit lol

    • @lefishe6940
      @lefishe6940 3 роки тому +240

      Laugh Slap Productions How dare you insult god himself

    • @matteblack2391
      @matteblack2391 3 роки тому +69

      @tofu he literally played Jesus lol

    • @rinrin8192
      @rinrin8192 3 роки тому +13

      I think jim carrey would be great

  • @rezkerry8809
    @rezkerry8809 2 місяці тому +19

    The green goblin jump scare was actually added in by the editors as a joke, but Raimi liked it and went with it.

  • @Angel-Pictures
    @Angel-Pictures 7 місяців тому +31

    “Sometimes he shows up for no reason like this jump scare.”
    *Ad plays*

  • @KeizerZX
    @KeizerZX 4 роки тому +7213

    Cosmonaut: This trilogy is worse than you remember
    Fans: so you have chosen death

    • @littlebroomstick44
      @littlebroomstick44 4 роки тому +103

      Why would he say the 3 movies are the same fuckin little prick

    • @dalekemperor1984
      @dalekemperor1984 4 роки тому +197

      Fb i damn you must not be a big fan of comedians if you can’t take a joke 😂

    • @cafetorium6795
      @cafetorium6795 4 роки тому +138

      @@littlebroomstick44 you're joking, right?

    • @liggonsreacts21
      @liggonsreacts21 4 роки тому +44

      Fb i you are very emotional

    • @Shoub-kb9sk
      @Shoub-kb9sk 4 роки тому +58

      Fb i I’m getting a sneaking suspicion that you might not like Marcus

  • @maceface2892
    @maceface2892 3 роки тому +3977

    Cosmonaut: I still love these movies
    Comments: This doesn't change anything

    • @spideyblox138
      @spideyblox138 3 роки тому +27

      Mace Face he's like it because it's goofy yeah that's it he don't see a movie as a movie he's only seen the movies like a freakin joke

    • @salarzx62090
      @salarzx62090 3 роки тому +214

      @@spideyblox138 these movies are a joke lmfao

    • @spideyblox138
      @spideyblox138 3 роки тому +78

      @@salarzx62090 mcu movies is a joke LMAO everything is a joke in mcu thats the joke lmao

    • @salarzx62090
      @salarzx62090 3 роки тому +151

      @@spideyblox138 not as much as a joke as the fucking Raimi trilogy lmfao

    • @salarzx62090
      @salarzx62090 3 роки тому +24

      @@spideyblox138 overrated schlock

  • @SABRESOLDIER
    @SABRESOLDIER 3 місяці тому +26

    He doesnt even hate these movies why do you guys hate this video so much

    • @DarkKnight_
      @DarkKnight_ 3 місяці тому +3

      He loves SM 3 more than most people

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 3 місяці тому +14

      if anything he's kinda complimenting it most of the time in this video

    • @LeviathanHamster
      @LeviathanHamster 3 місяці тому +14

      Because Raimi spider man fans are actually insane.

    • @CringeStuff12345
      @CringeStuff12345 2 місяці тому

      Are you dumb? Have you watched the video? He's clearly making fun of these garbage movies😂😂

    • @sophiadebar382
      @sophiadebar382 18 днів тому +1

      Because he’s straight up wrong at some points. His whole “aunt may is a jerk” part is literally missing all the context of the scenes he talks about lol. When he says she’s a dick, the scene he shows in the background is legit her giving Peter money when her house is about to be foreclosed

  • @kidfox3971
    @kidfox3971 Місяць тому +12

    I watched these films when i was 6, i watched them again now that im 24, they aren't any worse and they're just as good as i remember. In fact i like Spider-Man 2 a lot more now than i used to.

  • @legodcbricks3306
    @legodcbricks3306 4 роки тому +9913

    So the butler didn't tell Harry that spiderman was innocent for 2 movies. He's the true villain.

    • @loganrainville8672
      @loganrainville8672 4 роки тому +123

      I F#CKING AGREE DOOOOD

    • @LeadersOfAFreeMind
      @LeadersOfAFreeMind 4 роки тому +281

      and...where the hell was he for two movies?

    • @jarredmackay1062
      @jarredmackay1062 4 роки тому +82

      Well tbf he would of destroyed his Harry's image if his father so it probably wasn't and east thing to do

    • @camlucas4623
      @camlucas4623 4 роки тому +16

      wabbu labbu dub dub mackay 2 movies though? Really?

    • @jarredmackay1062
      @jarredmackay1062 4 роки тому +57

      @@camlucas4623 well yeah presumably he didn't know what Harry was doing so why not let his legacy live on on for harry it was only after he saw what his hatred for spiderman did to harry that he told the truth

  • @vesin_9772
    @vesin_9772 3 роки тому +2045

    The skeleton bomb only works on non main characters

    • @joshikhushchintan5661
      @joshikhushchintan5661 3 роки тому +41

      Plot Armour!!

    • @visic3091
      @visic3091 3 роки тому +24

      Plot twist : not all of goblin's bomb were as powerful as that ...he had bombs of many categories

    • @angryboi595
      @angryboi595 3 роки тому +5

      Because plot reasons

    • @arshiaaghaei
      @arshiaaghaei 3 роки тому +33

      @@visic3091 But why would he not use the OP skeleton bomb every time?

    • @ivoarmstrong9894
      @ivoarmstrong9894 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, this is this is the law of film bullshit, a constant in the universe, only golb and the 6 month old bread in my pantry will outlast this truth.

  • @chakryand
    @chakryand 11 місяців тому +116

    I think we have to remember that these movies are based off of comics. The campiness works. The movies back then had the heart & soul of the comics with the campiness included. Now it seems like they are made on an assembly line using a formula. They’ve lost the campiness too…and replaced it with bad jokes.

    • @kngdrzp
      @kngdrzp 10 місяців тому +9

      It doesn’t always work though that’s what he’s saying. It’s so distracting at sone points you forget some scenes should be tense, it can get to be way too much through this series and it didn’t work 100%

    • @marsmugio
      @marsmugio 8 місяців тому +16

      It's not campy because it's based off the comics, it's campy because that's just Sam Raimi's style. He's always been known for making silly low/mid budget movies

    • @visnoga5054
      @visnoga5054 Місяць тому +1

      Back to formula?

  • @jellyc4164
    @jellyc4164 3 місяці тому +52

    Nice video, your husband edit it for you?

  • @lameshane1
    @lameshane1 4 роки тому +8974

    Bruh I think we can all agree though that Sam Rami uncle Ben is best uncle Ben.

    • @sreej1387
      @sreej1387 4 роки тому +573

      Shane Brock The fact that homecoming doesn’t feature uncle Ben just makes this statement more true.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 роки тому +486

      While I agree that the Raimi films are overrated, their portrayal of Uncle Ben knocked it out of the park. It was almost pathetic watching Amazing Spider-Man try to redo the character by just making him angry all the time and making his death scene laughable.

    • @prtyproductive
      @prtyproductive 4 роки тому +76

      I know. At least he didn’t kill himself like the angry uncle Ben

    • @GlaurungTheGreat
      @GlaurungTheGreat 4 роки тому +199

      I don't know, I found MCU Uncle Ben's performance quite compelling.

    • @vanillasugarkookies5830
      @vanillasugarkookies5830 4 роки тому +23

      @@GlaurungTheGreat same

  • @ionsid3081
    @ionsid3081 4 роки тому +3679

    He's just salty cause Tobey put some durt in his eyes

    • @splatter1324
      @splatter1324 4 роки тому +63

      It's *dirt* dipshit.

    • @maryvivero709
      @maryvivero709 4 роки тому +63

      @@splatter1324 u mad buddy

    • @kaylumbillings20
      @kaylumbillings20 4 роки тому +21

      his movies are so over rated though the man has a point

    • @kevoelevo88
      @kevoelevo88 4 роки тому +4

      @@splatter1324 Its just one word who would freak out of one word spelled wrong Well he did not mean to spell wrong

    • @mayuyumiwazaki8769
      @mayuyumiwazaki8769 4 роки тому +2

      @@splatter1324 i got that reference, from infinity war

  • @Gnome-nf7ev
    @Gnome-nf7ev 6 місяців тому +16

    I rewatched these and I realized that they are actually the best Spider-Man movies and trilogy ever

  • @iberius9937
    @iberius9937 4 місяці тому +24

    Someone please tell me how J.K. Simmons and Willem Defoe were better cast to play their comic book characters than freaking Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man.

  • @jarrav8186
    @jarrav8186 2 роки тому +6497

    Fun fact: Sam Raimi didnt want to put Venom in the movie at all and was super against it but the studio literally told him they would have someone else make the movie if he didnt do it. So, Raimi intentionally picked the least scary and least fitting actor he could possibly find for Venom lmao.

    • @Coldoroki
      @Coldoroki 2 роки тому +814

      He didn’t necessarily pick him because he’s the least scary actor to play the role, he just didn’t really get into the later comics with venom in them, he said he didn’t understand the character, so he did his own take, a guy that sort of mirrors Peter and easily could of been how Peter had turned out if he had a different upbringing and set of morals.

    • @qwerty5684
      @qwerty5684 2 роки тому +41

      @@jarrav8186 He never said that was what Venom was like

    • @Coldoroki
      @Coldoroki 2 роки тому +192

      @@jarrav8186 I said he did his own take.. I never said anything about how venom actually is.. what I’m saying is look at Sam raimi’s Eddie Brock, he’s sort of a lot like Peter Parker in a way except he clearly has a different moral compass, and no one like aunt may or uncle Ben to teach him what’s right, it doesn’t get to be explored as much as it could of due to all that’s going on in the movie(the same can be said about all the villains and their subplots)

    • @joshevans3421
      @joshevans3421 2 роки тому +33

      @@jarrav8186 you need to read the guys comment again. He actually said raimi did his own take on venom as he didn't have the comic knowledge

    • @Coldoroki
      @Coldoroki 2 роки тому +21

      Thank you, lol had me rereading my comment wondering where I said anything like that lol (he deleted his comment, so there’s no context to what this comment is anymore lol)

  • @cainbroe8706
    @cainbroe8706 4 роки тому +2087

    Peter Parker: 20 Years Old
    Aunt May: 95 Years Old

    • @WillWright-lx4hf
      @WillWright-lx4hf 4 роки тому +36

      Cain Broe Except Tobey was like 30 but yeah same idea.

    • @cainbroe8706
      @cainbroe8706 4 роки тому +153

      @@WillWright-lx4hf what I meant was Peter is meant to be in highschool and you have grandma Aunt May in the corner

    • @trololololo3659
      @trololololo3659 4 роки тому +89

      Cain Broe i mean aunt may looked like she was 200 in the comics so , its fairly accurate

    • @albertmaggiolo7448
      @albertmaggiolo7448 4 роки тому +17

      Not even. Rosemary Harris (May) was only 75 when Spiderman 1 came out.

    • @punk-piece
      @punk-piece 4 роки тому +19

      @@albertmaggiolo7448 that's still ancient he was definitely exaggerating

  • @faramir...get_the_palantir
    @faramir...get_the_palantir 7 місяців тому +12

    Looking back at it now, it was really weird when Uncle Ben talked about how with great power comes great responsibility, but then went on to have a five-minute rant about the white man's burden before finally dying. I guess it really was a different time.

  • @cody8748
    @cody8748 11 місяців тому +11

    When he randomly cut to “punch me I bleeed” I just out of no where erupted in laughter

  • @tommyaguirre3479
    @tommyaguirre3479 5 років тому +1579

    nobody.
    absolutely no one.
    Peter Parker:
    *_o h b o i y e a_*

    • @SkorMedia
      @SkorMedia 4 роки тому +59

      *p i z z a t i m e*

    • @fastguy8
      @fastguy8 4 роки тому +15

      I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes

    • @hastyalex9385
      @hastyalex9385 4 роки тому +6

      I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye for that unoriginal comment.

    • @liamgruender1323
      @liamgruender1323 4 роки тому +8

      punch me i'd bleed

    • @vinny5727
      @vinny5727 4 роки тому +3

      I do my homework now

  • @LeeEverett1
    @LeeEverett1 4 роки тому +2000

    "Pizza time"
    That line alone makes this trilogy a 10/10

    • @tishaflorence1009
      @tishaflorence1009 4 роки тому +46

      @Stealphie you'll get your door when you fix this damn pizza

    • @chubbyfug4601
      @chubbyfug4601 4 роки тому +3

      Stealphie you’ll get your no u when you fix this damn no u!

    • @oriondark9249
      @oriondark9249 4 роки тому +5

      It is a 10! Indeed

    • @Dino23968
      @Dino23968 4 роки тому +3

      The pizza line was way too outdated.

    • @xxkjgaminghdxx1647
      @xxkjgaminghdxx1647 4 роки тому +1

      That's sounds like a TMNT thing too say

  • @LeviathanHamster
    @LeviathanHamster 3 місяці тому +7

    I’m surprised how much this comment section has calmed down. Honestly thought it would be getting those stupid ass spam comments till the end of UA-cam.

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 3 місяці тому +3

      lmao same

    • @Paleowgh
      @Paleowgh 27 днів тому

      It has barely calmed down. The unhinged fellas are still absolutely feral.

  • @RedShogun13
    @RedShogun13 29 днів тому +6

    Me and my friend have been going to the new AMC theatrical re releases of the Spiderman movies (they’re currently doing Tobey’s trilogy, then Andrew’s, the finishing with Tom’s) and we feel the exact opposite. We’ve gone to see Tobey’s Spiderman in and 2 thus far (Spiderman 3 is next week) and felt they were better than we remember as kids and actually incredibly soulful movies. We think these feel more like stories while the latest marvel movies feel more like corporate projects or products. They’re simpler than the latest marvel multiverse stuff but somehow tenfold more meaningful in its storytelling. The current marvel stuff feels a little more hollow/sterile. Our takeaways so far upon revisiting at least.

    • @WorldlyBecket
      @WorldlyBecket 28 днів тому +1

      This is EXACTLY what me and my brother have done! Not only did I realize how much I liked Spider-Man 2, but that I love it in a different way now that I'm an adult. As a kid I love the fight on the train scene, as an adult I feel more when the people hold onto him and lift him up. I am glad I'm not alone in this. The problem with this review (or 1 of them) is that it's easy to make fun of something good, it is difficult to praise it.

  • @supaida_man
    @supaida_man 2 роки тому +3646

    "Why it sucks"
    Sam Raimi: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!!!?!??!?!"

    • @DarthStalkers
      @DarthStalkers 2 роки тому +98

      Sam Raimi: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"

    • @tomnook9829
      @tomnook9829 2 роки тому +17

      I SACRIFICED MY fruitcake

    • @supaida_man
      @supaida_man 2 роки тому +31

      "Gonna Cry?"

    • @jinxed5723
      @jinxed5723 2 роки тому +36

      Cosmonaut Variety Hour: "i missed the part where thats my problem"

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 2 роки тому +9

      "Why it sucks" is the name of the series, he actually said its good.

  • @valley5882
    @valley5882 2 роки тому +4648

    -The cosmonaut: "Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember"
    -Everyone: I missed the part where that's my problem

    • @FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb
      @FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb 2 роки тому +132

      96k people: You want forgiveness? Get religion

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 2 роки тому +26

      I mean he's allowed to have an opinion.

    • @FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb
      @FranciscoRodriguez-iq9cb 2 роки тому +6

      @@Disanem That's what I say smh

    • @NL-X
      @NL-X 2 роки тому +56

      @@Disanem totally... but as the first one said... I missed the part where that's my problem...

    • @crixus7788
      @crixus7788 2 роки тому +9

      To be fair he did state he still likes the movies. He does have good points but still Sam Raimi's films are fantastic. I really did want Spider Man 4.

  • @phoganlillippo6195
    @phoganlillippo6195 2 місяці тому +6

    Are these movies terrible? Absolutely. Are they also completely and utterly perfect in every conceivable way? Yes. Very much so yes.

    • @vesha6274
      @vesha6274 2 місяці тому +3

      No, and no

    • @bullymaguire243
      @bullymaguire243 2 місяці тому +1

      What the fuck millennial

    • @Johnny1iq
      @Johnny1iq 2 місяці тому

      Can u stop about your dam! i don't like criticism! no one cares for it
      spiderman 3 was a masterpice keep your criticism to your self

  • @user-tz5uq2bt1s
    @user-tz5uq2bt1s 11 місяців тому +7

    I can explain the back to formula bit. The general tells him he has two weeks to have a successful human trial or the federal funding will be pulled, which could cause serious financial damage to the company. Going "back to formula" basically means they need to return to a pre-animal trial stage.

  • @cindymananzalamartinez6679
    @cindymananzalamartinez6679 4 роки тому +4903

    I'm sure this narrator works for The Daily Bugle

    • @tygeanoules3705
      @tygeanoules3705 4 роки тому +59

      cindy mananzala martinez he says in the beginning that he loves the movie

    • @aesop1451
      @aesop1451 4 роки тому +114

      @@tygeanoules3705 He's lying. He praises the shit out of Disney's Spider-Man like it's perfect.

    • @tygeanoules3705
      @tygeanoules3705 4 роки тому +130

      Ok, is he not aloud to think that the newer movies are better. Personally I love the MCU Spider-Man and I don’t really remember the Sam rami movies being that good

    • @aesop1451
      @aesop1451 4 роки тому +7

      @Jim Johnson So true 😂
      This can work out. Spider-Man is a HUGE sandbox to play around in. They just have to play their cards right. They should look to Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Spectacular Spider-Man, Spider-Verse, and PS4 Spider-Man as their inspiration. They're basically perfect! I don't think Holland should crossover with Venom, because their characters are different ages. Sony should just proceed to have Tom faceoff against the Sinister Six. Sony should release a statement saying Venom takes place in the same universe as The Amazing Spider-Man movies and have Marc Webb return to direct the third one, and then we can have these two characters crossover. Sam Raimi should come back and direct Spider-Man 4, which takes place 10 years after Spider-Man 3 and explores an older and more experienced Spider-Man a lá Logan. Finally, we can have a live-action Spider-Verse with Tobey, Andrew, and Tom; a Sony equivalent to the Avengers. From there we can get Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Jessica Drew, Ben Reilly, Miguel O' Hara, and other REALLY INTERESTING SPIDER-CHARACTERS!

    • @helenaperez4343
      @helenaperez4343 4 роки тому +42

      (Jim Johnson) People can be fans of characters without screaming like an insane fangirl. I personally love the MCU Spider-Man, though I know it’s less comic accurate than the other movies.

  • @thatguybob6088
    @thatguybob6088 5 років тому +2166

    Spider-Man 2: Mary Jane leaves her fiance to be with Peter
    Spider-Man 3: Mary Jane leaves Peter to be with Harry Osborn
    Peter: *Surprised Pikachu face*

    • @joynelbonetdelgado4952
      @joynelbonetdelgado4952 5 років тому +48

      Well MJ was like that in the comics too, so is not Raimi's film in particular apparently.

    • @thedude7567
      @thedude7567 5 років тому +25

      Don't talk about Spiderman 3, please?...

    • @dehlanshandirkayr6182
      @dehlanshandirkayr6182 5 років тому +44

      If she can leave someone for you,then she can leave for someone too.

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 5 років тому +14

      @jimmy just jeremy Peter wasn't there for her. Just like everything else in his life he put the city above his own priorities. She deserved better, even if he was a good man. Sometimes things just don't work. It's selfish to expect a woman to stay loyal to a man she never sees, one who seems to have no investment in her life. Peter in many ways rejected Mary Jane before she cut it off. He was the one who wasn't loyal. These are the realities of adult life.

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 5 років тому +12

      @@dehlanshandirkayr6182 I don't agree. Relationships should be more solid. I just thing that circumstantially she looks like a ho because two relationships in a row didn't work for her.

  • @Jack-kb5nb
    @Jack-kb5nb 3 місяці тому +7

    I’ve gotta agree with you about Aunt May, she’s really the worst person. She horrible to Peter and gets worst every movie

  • @velahtielredfang9417
    @velahtielredfang9417 Місяць тому +4

    The Cosmonaut Variety Hour's Sami Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember - Worse Than You Remember

  • @Spooksieee
    @Spooksieee 3 роки тому +3302

    “The raimi trilogy wasn't as good as you think”
    *Activating instant kill*

    • @danielmenendez3083
      @danielmenendez3083 3 роки тому +30

      ⚔️🗡🔪🪓🔫💣🧨
      Was it like that

    • @EE-dh4lv
      @EE-dh4lv 3 роки тому +7

      Yup

    • @goodnight01687
      @goodnight01687 3 роки тому +54

      Gonna cry?

    • @robl0xgamer258
      @robl0xgamer258 3 роки тому +95

      Its just his opinion guys, don't need to go all apeshit lmao, I actually agree with his opinion now that I looked back at these films, they're not that great or perfect like people said they are, I prefer mcu spiderman, my cup of tea, but I ain't trying to disrespect any of you guys either

    • @HadHadHad-A
      @HadHadHad-A 3 роки тому +25

      @@robl0xgamer258 I don't think it's regarded as perfect, a lot of people just prefer it cause of the underlying themes that are in between the bad parts of the film. The themes are highloghted and a lot of people can relate to Peter in these films. MCU spiderman isn't bad, but he seems perfect. He doesn't have to live a life in secret, he doesn't have to divide his identty to save his loved ones from his enemies, I don't even see his identity being figured out in FFH a disadvantage cause a lot of people will look up to him like How Tony was being Iron man. The Raime films were just about a boy making the hard decision in life to keep his loved ones safe.

  • @vextor1163
    @vextor1163 2 роки тому +9003

    This trilogy is amazing, and nobody is telling me otherwise.

    • @thesensational_one1981
      @thesensational_one1981 2 роки тому +331

      I know,these Spiderman movies are the reason why I love Spiderman.

    • @calebthesponge9191
      @calebthesponge9191 2 роки тому +146

      They kinda mid. Well below mid but to each their own

    • @BenjaminDeCapua42
      @BenjaminDeCapua42 2 роки тому +156

      I love them but they didn't really age that well

    • @dope8878
      @dope8878 2 роки тому +204

      @@calebthesponge9191 far from home is the most mid movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen it like 7 times now and I hate it more every time some how.

    • @calebthesponge9191
      @calebthesponge9191 2 роки тому +162

      @@dope8878 nice! I’ll be honest: I don’t really care. You can like these if you want. You can like Andrew’s if you want. You can like toms if you want. It doesn’t change anything in the world so enjoy the movies that make YOU happy my dude. Have a great rest of the day my bro

  • @liquidsnake6879
    @liquidsnake6879 8 місяців тому +6

    To me nothing will ever top it, it might be goofy at certain points but it's a funny kind of goofy and it still keeps everything fun to watch

  • @biggumsyeetus9690
    @biggumsyeetus9690 11 місяців тому +22

    just rewatched this trilogy after spider verse, and it still a really good spidey story. then uncle ben moments hit every time we see peter having to his relations and well being for the sake of the city it hits home. even the minimal dialogue is effective. i find this version of peter to be the most realsitic version an awkward nerd who only has his aunt his best friend and gf as a social circle, struggles to work and do college while being spidey and bears it all.

  • @Danishmastery
    @Danishmastery 2 роки тому +6378

    The trilogy doesn’t suck at all, but this video is hilarious.

    • @xploitalpha5907
      @xploitalpha5907 2 роки тому +54

      When did he say it sucked

    • @Danishmastery
      @Danishmastery 2 роки тому +470

      @@xploitalpha5907 “why it sucks” in the thumbnail.

    • @xploitalpha5907
      @xploitalpha5907 2 роки тому +454

      @@Danishmastery thats called click bait he does say later that its a good trilogy

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 2 роки тому +261

      "Why it sucks" is the series. The scores, other than spiderman 3 (which is an ironic masterpiece, he admits in another video) are all very high

    • @alphaxan8175
      @alphaxan8175 2 роки тому +13

      I mean it doesn’t but at the same time it does (if that makes any sense)

  • @oskysanti
    @oskysanti 4 роки тому +1982

    I thought people love this movies because they’re corny... they forget realism and threat it like a comic

    • @evobsm2328
      @evobsm2328 4 роки тому +92

      @@RhineStone46 are you kidding me? All stuff in superhero movies are exhagerated... why do YOU even care to watch them

    • @EricCartman915
      @EricCartman915 4 роки тому +18

      True you're right. I agree. Homecoming far from home are pretty cheesy

    • @WaffleHouseHD
      @WaffleHouseHD 4 роки тому +51

      Travis Saner nah, raimi movies are cheesy but unintentionally, homecoming and far from home are intentionally comedic because that’s the tone of the MCU

    • @ayushshah2103
      @ayushshah2103 4 роки тому +73

      @@WaffleHouseHD Incorrect. All of the cheese in the Raimi movies are done 100% intentionally. Raimi is a HUGE comic book fan and wanted to capture the feel of the older comic books.

    • @ayushshah2103
      @ayushshah2103 4 роки тому +8

      @@RhineStone46 Spider-Man 2 takes itself seriously.

  • @ZarrarAAli
    @ZarrarAAli 6 місяців тому +3

    Ngl this was actually really funny. I can't see a lot of the festival scenes without bursting with laughter anymore

  • @derekdunbar6352
    @derekdunbar6352 9 місяців тому +6

    "This movie's dumb as hell. 7/10, I love it."
    I mean if we're being honest, everyone, he's right.

    • @LeighMann
      @LeighMann 9 місяців тому

      I’m so happy right now that there’s a sensible person in the newest first section

    • @pedroumanzor4017
      @pedroumanzor4017 9 місяців тому +2

      Why should he be right? He literally just commented that the things that were placed for peter's heroic development are bad only because they are treating peter bad???
      I mean what???????
      Then I should say that godfather is bad only because Michael Corleone is treaten like shit right?
      Such a waste of time of a review.

  • @JackGiblenSinger
    @JackGiblenSinger 4 роки тому +1675

    *roasts the hell out of Spider-Man 2
    ‘7/10 I love it’

    • @user-nz5xf2ud5i
      @user-nz5xf2ud5i 4 роки тому +1

      Kermit le frog wdym?

    • @yazancallas
      @yazancallas 4 роки тому +28

      SyplayZz Tobey is the worst Spider-Man imo but Spider-Man 2 Is one of the best Spider-Man movies. How was that movie horrible?

    • @jesusshuttlesworth6834
      @jesusshuttlesworth6834 4 роки тому +90

      @@yazancallasno Garfield is the worst

    • @yazancallas
      @yazancallas 4 роки тому +13

      Jesus Shuttlesworth as peter yes but Andrew was a way better Spider-Man than Tobey he was more comedic

    • @crinsombone5380
      @crinsombone5380 4 роки тому +54

      The point of the video is to address the short comings of the films, even if he finds them enjoyable. I like them too, but they just don't stand up to The Dark Knight, Infinity War, Homecoming, and Into the Spiderverse

  • @hyyharmy7
    @hyyharmy7 4 роки тому +1147

    “This movie is dumb as hell 7/10 I love it” I mean that’s kind of an accurate description of all these movies tbh

    • @elijaharroyo4846
      @elijaharroyo4846 4 роки тому +45

      Agreed. These movies are more hilarious to laugh at than to watch it.

    • @eddietheedgy9214
      @eddietheedgy9214 4 роки тому +20

      shut your kpop gay mouth up

    • @eddietheedgy9214
      @eddietheedgy9214 4 роки тому +3

      @ Yes my name is Eddie

    • @eddietheedgy9214
      @eddietheedgy9214 4 роки тому +4

      @HKMH DarianiWell at least it isn't dumb

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +6

      I feel like even when these movies are bad (especially Spider-Man 3), they're still ocassionally self-aware enough to not get too mad.

  • @cass6020
    @cass6020 5 місяців тому +5

    I love looking at the recent comments on videos like this because they're always insane

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 5 місяців тому +2

      the recent comments have been way more tame than before tbh

    • @cass6020
      @cass6020 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Lu1 true! I was looking through alpharad comments during a couple 2+ year old vids and those were much wilder

  • @TheHeavenlyBeast
    @TheHeavenlyBeast 3 місяці тому +16

    This is my comfort video.

  • @Dartec88
    @Dartec88 2 роки тому +2846

    Fun fact: When Willem Defoe said "It's cold.", that wasn't in the script and was his actual reaction to the metal touching his skin.

    • @themanwhosenameisbean9253
      @themanwhosenameisbean9253 Рік тому +72

      I think we all know that by now

    • @xqvs0988
      @xqvs0988 Рік тому +68

      fun fact grass is green

    • @deluxodex1846
      @deluxodex1846 Рік тому +71

      did you know spider-man is peter parker

    • @Puvwilmo00
      @Puvwilmo00 Рік тому +48

      I always thought that. His reaction seemed a little too genuine to be simply acting lol

    • @williamcooper8599
      @williamcooper8599 Рік тому +41

      @@themanwhosenameisbean9253 I didn’t know that

  • @cookycashcommunity1561
    @cookycashcommunity1561 2 роки тому +3901

    “So I didn’t like a couple things about this trilogy.”
    Raimi fans: So you have chosen...death.

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 2 роки тому +30

      So your saying raimi fans got angry because he disliked some parts of the trilogy?

    • @cookycashcommunity1561
      @cookycashcommunity1561 2 роки тому +165

      @@Disanem Yeah. Have you seen the amount of dislikes? Or the comments?

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 2 роки тому +8

      @@cookycashcommunity1561 yeah have you seen the amount of likes?

    • @truthplaguer2196
      @truthplaguer2196 2 роки тому +115

      “So I didn’t like a couple things about this trilogy.”
      Raimi fans: *sweaty fat reddit kids fuel up there biased machine 2000 trying not to accept the fact that these films are a messy corny sack of shit*

    • @echo_z319
      @echo_z319 2 роки тому +68

      @@truthplaguer2196 very specific choice of words.. sure youre not trying to tell us something about yourself?

  • @ahhhhhhhhhhhh678
    @ahhhhhhhhhhhh678 11 місяців тому +9

    Its honestly like 1 person just used alt acounts and spammed the exact same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

    • @biggypupps9628
      @biggypupps9628 11 місяців тому +1

      Fr they all saying the same thing

    • @BeBetter-tintbao
      @BeBetter-tintbao 11 місяців тому +1

      I think it's a copypasta

    • @ahhhhhhhhhhhh678
      @ahhhhhhhhhhhh678 11 місяців тому

      @@BeBetter-tintbao may I ask, what is a copypasta?

    • @BeBetter-tintbao
      @BeBetter-tintbao 11 місяців тому

      @@ahhhhhhhhhhhh678 just text that gets repeated/remembered by lots of people out of humor, example being the "navy seal" copypasta. You couldve looked it up yourself.

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 11 місяців тому

      Yep

  • @JJavier31rblx
    @JJavier31rblx 6 місяців тому +8

    I missed the part where that’s my problem.

  • @ThePointlessBox_
    @ThePointlessBox_ 5 років тому +758

    ''Mr. Jameson, your wife lost your checkbook''
    ''thanks for the good news''
    I always die at that part

    • @PorticoDemos
      @PorticoDemos 5 років тому +1

      300 likes and I'm your first reply? I'm honored

    • @pestober
      @pestober 5 років тому +2

      ThePointlessBox_ 430 likes and I’m your second reply? I’m gay.

    • @aleks_ivanov
      @aleks_ivanov Рік тому

      This is the first time I get the joke. I'm alien.

  • @willhanleyreed1990
    @willhanleyreed1990 4 роки тому +2327

    “One character I dont like, is Aunt May.”
    *clinches fist and breaks cup.*

    • @ikuas3881
      @ikuas3881 4 роки тому +38

      *clenches

    • @omegared7814
      @omegared7814 4 роки тому +50

      Aunt may sucks

    • @BladeOfDespairr
      @BladeOfDespairr 4 роки тому +131

      @@omegared7814 all right we gon have a small talk outside b o i.

    • @omegared7814
      @omegared7814 4 роки тому +5

      @@BladeOfDespairr shut up dumb bitch

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 4 роки тому +29

      MCU Aunt May? Yup.
      The entire MCU Spider-Man sucks donkey balls, with or without Raimi trilogy.

  • @lollie7141
    @lollie7141 8 місяців тому +4

    The point of Dr. Octopus in the movie is his arrogance. The guy compared himself to Einstein and Edison. The part about him not getting protective gear was on purpose, he couldn’t even imagine his plan failing. And the robotic arms were created to build the machine, so they likely have sort of connection to it. The arms also likely just distort his views, they don’t fully replace his goals and mind. Since Otto likes renewable energy, he will still care about it.

  • @trentlyon2799
    @trentlyon2799 2 місяці тому +2

    i think maybe the dumbest part of the trilogy is how long it took the butler to come forward. harry would tell anyone that would listen that spiderman killed his dad, and his butler couldn’t be bothered to come forward and say “nah, here’s what happened”

  • @alexwillis2381
    @alexwillis2381 5 років тому +1503

    "unintentional comedy gold"
    This is the director of Evil Dead.

    • @PWNDpresents
      @PWNDpresents 5 років тому +277

      Alex Willis Yeah, pretty much all the cheese and humor is intentional. Makes them better movies in my eyes.

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 5 років тому +6

      @@PWNDpresents Not all

    • @PWNDpresents
      @PWNDpresents 5 років тому +111

      Spike Spiegel I guess. Intentional or not, it's still funny and gives the movies much more charm.

    • @kevinwills30
      @kevinwills30 5 років тому +18

      Alex Willis are u talking about the really old evil dead that movie is so fucking funny

    • @Themboys22
      @Themboys22 5 років тому +22

      Alex Willis Raimi’s style is so great, and it’s hard to find a filmmaker can replicate what he can do.

  • @alienthrower4342
    @alienthrower4342 4 роки тому +1694

    How is petty to hold a grudge against someone who killed your father?!

    • @Howlhilt
      @Howlhilt 4 роки тому +196

      Galaxy_Edge He knows that, he watched the movie. He’s saying that the fact that someone would hold a grudge against someone who he BELIEVES has killed his father isn’t petty.

    • @alienthrower4342
      @alienthrower4342 4 роки тому +18

      Avinash D. Thanks for explaining it for me, appreciate it

    • @Howlhilt
      @Howlhilt 4 роки тому +7

      @@alienthrower4342 Np man

    • @Howlhilt
      @Howlhilt 4 роки тому +3

      Bishal Das We already talked about this, read the other comments.

    • @tatersalad76
      @tatersalad76 4 роки тому +13

      How dumb is spiderman to not explain in one sentence that he didn't kill his father? He had like three chances lol

  • @milansoltesz9395
    @milansoltesz9395 11 місяців тому +3

    10:32 Green Goblin growls
    - "Hold it right there!"
    - "I surrender."
    - "Oh boy!"
    Why am I laughing so hard at this. XDD

  • @daniyalahmed8808
    @daniyalahmed8808 10 місяців тому +2

    I mean thats what Doctor Otto Octavius did in the comics. His first issue is basically that upon gaining his powers, he held a nuclear reactor hostage to complete his science experiments.

  • @joeschmo7834
    @joeschmo7834 2 роки тому +3994

    Causmonaut Variety Hour: **makes this video**
    92k people: I’m gonna rub some dirt in your eye.

  • @nah25
    @nah25 4 роки тому +838

    Willam Defoe has the best character arc in Spider-Man he “dies” he flees from New York and goes to the Lighthouse.

    • @iamanonymous7019
      @iamanonymous7019 4 роки тому +8

      God the lighthouse was weird wasn’t it 😂

    • @BeeyothGaming
      @BeeyothGaming 4 роки тому +6

      Damn I never knew he went flawless, what a beast

    • @gingycat2395
      @gingycat2395 4 роки тому +4

      I liked both of those movies lol

    • @bubba7385
      @bubba7385 4 роки тому +2

      Then he saves John Wick from a russian mob twice

    • @jerichomorallo9798
      @jerichomorallo9798 4 роки тому +3

      Beeyoth Gaming I understood that reference

  • @Wertyber
    @Wertyber Рік тому +7

    this comment section never changes huh

  • @beesgeetar
    @beesgeetar День тому

    Seeing this again 5 years later and it's just as funny. every time i rewatch a raimi movie i remember those random background characters or something else you mentioned LOL

  • @MayPolBeats
    @MayPolBeats 2 роки тому +5409

    Woah, those dislikes are gone. It’s like… we now all agree with Markie’s POV. What a world.

    • @TrisTris0
      @TrisTris0 2 роки тому +54

      How much dislike does this video haves

    • @NoahIsThaGOAT
      @NoahIsThaGOAT 2 роки тому +621

      @@TrisTris0 100k

    • @J4MIL
      @J4MIL 2 роки тому +30

      Crazy shit huh?

    • @supergvmaster5416
      @supergvmaster5416 2 роки тому +256

      @@TrisTris0 The like to dislike ratio is 2 to 1 lol. I think most people don't understand that the video is pretty exaggerated tho

    • @revalution1965
      @revalution1965 2 роки тому +135

      never this man should be flogged in the public square for his god awful horrible degenerate opinions

  • @PancakeBoyyy27
    @PancakeBoyyy27 4 роки тому +702

    I still can't get over the fact that Venom uses 'I' instead of 'we'. You had one job. One.

    • @Mugetsu2021
      @Mugetsu2021 4 роки тому +64

      Venom was shoved in by sony so i dont think Raimi gave 2 shits about Venom

    • @ban66a1
      @ban66a1 4 роки тому +8

      Raimi idea for third one is Vulture but Sony forced him to add Venom.

    • @gloriousporpoise9731
      @gloriousporpoise9731 4 роки тому +8

      @@ban66a1 in all honesty I doubt raimi's vulture would be as good as the one we got

    • @ban66a1
      @ban66a1 4 роки тому +5

      @@gloriousporpoise9731
      We don't see it yet or know the details, and Sandman character actually work by story and acting perspective but Sony was fool enough by add Venom/Eddie Brock since the third movie already have stacked character.

    • @gloriousporpoise9731
      @gloriousporpoise9731 4 роки тому

      @@ban66a1 what I'm saying is that I doubt we would have gotten a vulture as good as Michael Keaton's one as he's one of the superhero film villains in the past decade

  • @w33blord66
    @w33blord66 7 місяців тому +4

    1. Harry would introduce his father by his full name because he's an angsty teen mockingly referring to his FAMOUS scientist father who would always be referred to as such by the press. Likely because he feels like he is in his shadow.
    2. "Back to Formula" is likely a euphemism for shelving a project that Osborn considers to be his magnum opus.
    3. The "door mat" goes with it because Osborn owns OSCORP. DUH.
    4. To describe Spiderman's vigilante efforts as "just beating people up" is laughable obtuse.
    5. The initial criticism of Aunt May, like many of the criticism, amounts to taking a clip out of context and saying "isn't this silly" in funny internet man voice.
    6. Not defending this films CGI; however, as of 2023, CGI effects in superhero films still look terrible. (The Flash)
    7. When critiquing Spiderman's choice between Mary Jain and a container full of innocent people, you say "if this were to happen in a supper hero movie today, there would be public outcry for how silly it is." First, the movie came out in 2002. That would be like criticizing Romeo and Juliet for featuring a forbidden romance because it would be cliche by todays standards. Second, why? As a character, Spiderman frequently struggles to balances what he wants as Peter Parker and his values as a protector of the New York population. Wouldn't exploiting that struggle make the Green Goblin more of a threat? Wouldn't that choice be particularly relevant to the character and serve to illustrate this struggle in dramatic way? You say it's stilly but don't explain why.
    8. In the context of the film when accompanied with sound design and appropriate placement in-between breaks in the score, the speech and particularly the "don't tell Harry" line are very impactful. Chopping them down to seconds and adding a laugh track isn't a criticism and says nothing about how they fit within the overall tone.
    You criticize this film for being dated but after 5 years, this review feels MORE dated.
    This is a review for babies.

  • @MrGoofymcgoo
    @MrGoofymcgoo 9 місяців тому +5

    Don't really understand why people say this is the best Spider-Man movies.

    • @angrybirdsnostalgicfan
      @angrybirdsnostalgicfan 9 місяців тому +1

      Cuz they are, or at least live action.

    • @MrGoofymcgoo
      @MrGoofymcgoo 9 місяців тому

      @@angrybirdsnostalgicfan There a bit to corny and kidsy for me. Tom's Spider-Man is a fun movie to watch and a gosh darn good Spider-Man movie

    • @angrybirdsnostalgicfan
      @angrybirdsnostalgicfan 9 місяців тому +1

      @@MrGoofymcgoo that doesn’t prove anything. First off just cuz something is corny doesn’t mean it’s bad. That’s basically the I don’t like this therefore it’s bad argument which is dumb af. Also just because you like something just cuz you find Tom’s movies better doesn’t mean his movies are good or better. And so are the Raimi moves. What’s your point?

    • @MrGoofymcgoo
      @MrGoofymcgoo 9 місяців тому

      @@angrybirdsnostalgicfan ok man, it's all just opinions. I just need a breather from the mountains of Tobey fans sometimes.

    • @angrybirdsnostalgicfan
      @angrybirdsnostalgicfan 9 місяців тому +1

      @@MrGoofymcgoo whatever then and they are the best Spider-Man movies

  • @jaynebeament
    @jaynebeament 3 роки тому +1534

    "This movie is dumb as hell, 7/10 I love it'
    Yep that just about sums it up.

    • @suchalad
      @suchalad 3 роки тому +49

      Na it really doesn't. There's plenty of shit talking in this video that makes it seem like the movie has plenty of flaws, but its manipulation on the part of the creator. If you actually watch the trilogy after watching this video, its quite clear how biased this guy is, and how he just makes up a bunch of shit as reasons for why the movies are bad, just because he personally doesn't like them. A lazy critique targeted towards a lazy audience

    • @mjfan8704
      @mjfan8704 3 роки тому +74

      @@suchalad ALERT!! ALERT!! RAIMI FANBOY DETECTED!!!!!!!

    • @suchalad
      @suchalad 3 роки тому +16

      @@mjfan8704 ahahah i'm not a fan boy of anything. It's just that the video creator is making up a bunch of B.S, like his comment about spider man beating people up, even though he mostly just catches people into his webs and only beats people when he's got no other choice. Also he's bitching about the science of a movie that has SPIDERMAN in it.....it's a goofy superhero movie and he's criticising it for being.....a goofy superhero movie. It's like yelling at a pear because it's not an apple.
      His points about aunt may were so b.s. When she says "you loved him, and he loved you" She is (obviously) saying that whatever happened doesn't matter, what matters is that they cared for each other, even though Pete and uncle ben had some heated moments, it doesn't really matter.
      Her speeches in the second and third movies are really sweet. There are youtubers who actually have discussed these scenes and talked about why they are great. This guy just implies that certain moments are bad without explaining why. Like a school kid telling his friends that "yugioh is better than pokemon"
      when I watched this video a year ago i was gullible to actually take his word for it, and was a little sad that (they arrn't as good as i remember), but i just rewatched them, then came across this video again, and remembered watching it previously and now seeing how wrong he is, and that this video is just a bunch of shit talking
      This youtuber is just making money off internet losers who love to bash normal, genuine character films which have since been replaced by the most cringe movies like gardiens of the galaxy (the soundtrack my god, please kill me)

    • @mjfan8704
      @mjfan8704 3 роки тому +54

      @@suchalad Yeah, all of that still doesn't take away the fact that you're a fanboy. Nothing wrong with that. It's just that many of you get VERY defensive when it comes to things you like. So defensive, it's almost as if the ones criticizing the thing you like are the worst people to ever grace the Earth since Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin. Just saying.

    • @suchalad
      @suchalad 3 роки тому +5

      @@mjfan8704 I said the dude was lying and shit talking. Most humans do those things at least a few times a week, so no. You're just saying that in an attempt to rile me up, which i think is sad for you. goodluck

  • @schprinklerrr1956
    @schprinklerrr1956 2 роки тому +4529

    These movies did exactly what they set out to do: be comic books in movie form

    • @austing.8870
      @austing.8870 2 роки тому +328

      This is exactly it. These movies were intentionally campy because they're portraying comic book characters, but there's very subtle character acting in there too to add a touch of realism and relatability to the characters.

    • @therealslimshady6763
      @therealslimshady6763 2 роки тому +19

      In comics spiderman shooted his webs put of his hands
      If somebody over stresses the Web would the glands come out
      Because all of our glands are connected
      Right?
      Especially the train scene
      It's like
      Daredevil can't see but has a eye in his ass
      Or Tony Stark makes his suits just because his heart can do so
      Yeah I know it's weird
      But that's how a comic reader would see the movie

    • @Nobody-ss7ks
      @Nobody-ss7ks 2 роки тому +51

      @@therealslimshady6763 comic spider man had web shooters not organic.

    • @therealslimshady6763
      @therealslimshady6763 2 роки тому +11

      @@Nobody-ss7ks it was sarcasm

    • @blueberrydenim4807
      @blueberrydenim4807 2 роки тому +26

      As good as they did in feeling like Spider-Man comics, they were not very faithful at all & the third film mostly only set out to make money

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 8 місяців тому +1

    The original Spider Man movie came out the year I was born, and as goofy and ridiculous these films are today, the trilogy holds a very special place in my heart as some of my favorite childhood movies, and probably one of the first films I can remember ever watching

  • @MegaUMU
    @MegaUMU 11 місяців тому +4

    Spiderman 3 had the biggest potential out of all of them. As a kid who watched this in a plane and didnt know english (and there were no subs in language for me) i was fine with it. But as i got older I definitely say the 3rd movie shoved too much stuff all at ones down our throat

  • @tokyojake1223
    @tokyojake1223 3 роки тому +2795

    I can’t get over how funny j Jonah Jameson’s reaction is when he yells “HOFFMAN” & he’s right next to him 😂😂😂

    • @Cellssy
      @Cellssy 3 роки тому +6

      i can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not

    • @jackprot351
      @jackprot351 3 роки тому +22

      The double-take jiggly jaw 😂😂

    • @mesieurt2
      @mesieurt2 3 роки тому +36

      I could 100% imagine the guy playing hoffman jumpimg in too early on his queue and they just roled with it 😅

    • @mesieurt2
      @mesieurt2 3 роки тому +13

      @Kryptoskillet isnt he played by his brother ted raimi? A simple google search pulled that up, am i missing something 🤔

    • @brandawgz
      @brandawgz 3 роки тому +5

      @Kryptoskillet that’s not Sam that’s his brother Ted

  • @OkOk-cf3ej
    @OkOk-cf3ej 4 роки тому +2263

    I genuinely want to see a debate between this guy and hitop films

    • @justinbrummett
      @justinbrummett 3 роки тому +136

      That'll be brutal

    • @OkOk-cf3ej
      @OkOk-cf3ej 3 роки тому +23

      Justin Brummett Factss

    • @officialaustenmorpho3224
      @officialaustenmorpho3224 3 роки тому +262

      hitop would wreck him because many of this guys points just literally dont make any sense..... hes missing the point of so much shit idk how much longer i can listen to this. hitop ive found is a way better critique and provides real insight on the movies

    • @Miguel-no7be
      @Miguel-no7be 3 роки тому +328

      @@officialaustenmorpho3224 hitop is to biased he makes things up about the Tom Holland films that aren't true

    • @officialaustenmorpho3224
      @officialaustenmorpho3224 3 роки тому +18

      @@Miguel-no7be havent gotten to them, maybe i will see what youre saying

  • @placecadet5300
    @placecadet5300 Рік тому

    Are you playing Aes Rock’s Coffee in the background while you’re talking over part of this around 15 minutes in?

  • @the.abhiram.r
    @the.abhiram.r Рік тому +1

    sam raimi has one of the most accurate descriptions of new york city ever shown on film

  • @FatNinjaWalrus
    @FatNinjaWalrus 5 років тому +1751

    "then harry decides not to have amnesia anymore" lol

  • @alimony1390
    @alimony1390 3 роки тому +1720

    Yeah here’s the thing, Tobey has pizza time,Andrew and Tom don’t have pizza time

    • @milkywayhuizar5641
      @milkywayhuizar5641 3 роки тому +81

      Wow I can't debate with that. I don't think anyone can

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 3 роки тому +68

      But Toby has to pay rent, Andrew and Tom don’t have to pay rent

    • @alimony1390
      @alimony1390 3 роки тому +66

      GAMING MOTION yeah but then again......pizza time

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 3 роки тому +17

      Ps1 Hagrid Gosh darn it, cant argue with tha-
      *W A I T*
      Tom got a churro in Homecoming! *N A N I ? !*

    • @alimony1390
      @alimony1390 3 роки тому +38

      GAMING MOTION then again the rami trilogy has the greatest line in cinematic history,”WHOA HE STOLE THAT GUY’S PIZZA”

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 8 місяців тому +3

    These movies really needed to be taken down a peg. I GET IT, they're fun. They're perfectly fine movies. But they're not the peak of cinema like some people claim they are, and I'm sick of them being hoisted up on a pedestal like they're the best Spider-Man media ever. They're just FINE.

    • @angrybirdsnostalgicfan
      @angrybirdsnostalgicfan 8 місяців тому

      why

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED 8 місяців тому

      tbh they're good spiderman movies, only the animated spideverse ones get close

    • @wavewingman5993
      @wavewingman5993 8 місяців тому

      @@QUBIQUBED They're fine. They're aggressively okay.

  • @TheJammerman
    @TheJammerman Рік тому +6

    Thank you for making this video. It’s important to remember that these movies aren’t very good

    • @lukepoe1140
      @lukepoe1140 Рік тому +11

      Um, they are great movies. That's why this garbage video has over 100,000 dislikes. They sure as heck beat the stuff with Iron Man Jr. He was outshined by other actors in his own film in both Homecoming and No Way Home. That's pathetic.

    • @Lu1
      @Lu1 Рік тому +10

      ​@@lukepoe1140 🤓

    • @TheJammerman
      @TheJammerman Рік тому

      @@lukepoe1140 they were crap, jog on

    • @angrybirdsnostalgicfan
      @angrybirdsnostalgicfan Рік тому +10

      Not even close. They are great movies if not masterpieces.

    • @angrybirdsnostalgicfan
      @angrybirdsnostalgicfan Рік тому +7

      @@TheJammerman nope

  • @PranavanathanYoganathan
    @PranavanathanYoganathan 4 роки тому +1501

    J.K Simmons as J Jonah Jameson is the best thing about the Raimi trilogy.

    • @Gluzzer
      @Gluzzer 4 роки тому +35

      Pranavanathan Yoganathan I don’t think a singles person will disagree with you

    • @wyattgrant3767
      @wyattgrant3767 4 роки тому +57

      @Whale Master They should have called it Spider-Man: JJJ Comes Home

    • @theswagman1263
      @theswagman1263 4 роки тому +37

      Aaandddd now hes also in the MCU films thank fuck

    • @HateTaxesWASt
      @HateTaxesWASt 4 роки тому +7

      Hey Dr Octopus was bad ass.

    • @brandonr3072
      @brandonr3072 4 роки тому +11

      He's the only character that actually fits and he's in all honesty the only reason it all fits together

  • @bruhb7611
    @bruhb7611 5 років тому +468

    - Watch a Raimi film
    - Complain that it's too cheesy
    What's next water is too wet for your taste?

    • @hmmmhmmm9766
      @hmmmhmmm9766 5 років тому +18

      I feel like you're one of those people who take cinema sins seriously

    • @EmperorZarikar
      @EmperorZarikar 5 років тому +24

      seto kaiba
      There's a very clear difference between this and Cinemasins. Cinemasins is based entirely on nit picking. That's the whole point. That's the comedy. This, on the other hand, while self-aware about the nit picking, is still a legitimate review. Hell, the title and thumbnail give that much away.

    • @MeldinX2
      @MeldinX2 5 років тому +7

      He is comparing it to other superhero movies. And why it might not be that great of a spiderman series since it's so damn goofy.

    • @dustyb58
      @dustyb58 5 років тому +1

      something can only be wet if it normally is not, and can be dried, which means water isn't wet. it's just moisture.

    • @EmperorZarikar
      @EmperorZarikar 5 років тому +3

      dustyb58
      Wet means being in contact with water, and water is constantly in contact with itself, so I'd call water wet. (The need for it to stick to something denser is a stupid, arbitrary line in the sand. You're telling me ice, aka frozen water, is wet, OIL, aka ANOTHER FUCKING LIQUID, if poured into some water...is wet. But WATER ITSELF is excluded? Fuck off, mate, if ANYTHING, water is SUPER wet, it is the EPITOME of wet! It is wetness rubbing up against itself, it is the purest form of wet!)

  • @lollie7141
    @lollie7141 8 місяців тому +2

    I think the goofy acting of Dafoe’s Goblin is perfect, the Green Goblin usually just messes with Spider-Man for goofs in the comics.

  • @aetherradio1423
    @aetherradio1423 9 місяців тому +3

    5:47 harrys walking away from his dad because he’s realized that norman doesn’t care about harry or that he’s there so he walks away upset. bro how can u miss that?

  • @mr_calamity
    @mr_calamity 4 роки тому +720

    You’ll get a good spider man film when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

    • @yedukrishna8613
      @yedukrishna8613 4 роки тому +3

      So you saying the doors are already in perfect condition...all the 3 doors.

    • @vipski5198
      @vipski5198 4 роки тому +3

      @@yedukrishna8613" I don't want your opinion your ruining the moment"

    • @THEFRISKIESTDINGO
      @THEFRISKIESTDINGO 4 роки тому

      I Peter Parker have a dream

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy 4 роки тому

      Hey...

    • @vipski5198
      @vipski5198 4 роки тому

      @Kev_ Bot uno reverse

  • @kerenacosta7966
    @kerenacosta7966 4 роки тому +590

    "Back to formula"
    Means that they're gonna scrap everything and start at square one.

    • @vincent2091
      @vincent2091 4 роки тому +25

      Keren Acosta well yeah I think it was clear because of the context. But it’s just not a common phrase in a normal persons daily life

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you

    • @f181234
      @f181234 4 роки тому +2

      Keren Acosta square one in Mississauga?

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 4 роки тому +5

      SLLLEEEEEPPPP

    • @kmcdesignstudios5818
      @kmcdesignstudios5818 4 роки тому +2

      Y is this something that needs to be answered

  • @Kyrari22
    @Kyrari22 8 місяців тому

    It's hillarious how the next recommendation for this is "better than you remember" too

  • @Pompompatty
    @Pompompatty 10 місяців тому +1

    I agree with u so much on the extras they are so goofy I love it

  • @snowboundwhale6860
    @snowboundwhale6860 4 роки тому +650

    When I was a child I never realised that guy was their teacher, I thought he was just a very enthusiastic student or something

    • @DarkLord30199
      @DarkLord30199 4 роки тому +43

      Splancck it’s not far fetched to think that guy was a student.

    • @DarkLord30199
      @DarkLord30199 4 роки тому +5

      Splancck I use to think have been one of those perfectionist students but your rite

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 4 роки тому +9

      @@Hecken_Bruiser tbh at the time I was like 8 and I just assumed he was a prefect or something. I didn't really think much about him, I was more excited to see Spiderman than anything rly

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 4 роки тому +17

      @@Hecken_Bruiser you're really doubling down on the "being a dick about it" angle huh

    • @The-Dyland
      @The-Dyland 4 роки тому +6

      @@Hecken_Bruiser Lol, you must've been at the top of your fucking class when you were a child then, eh?

  • @blckorb6322
    @blckorb6322 3 роки тому +2155

    The third movie is legendary just because it has the best meme of all time

    • @actingmale9257
      @actingmale9257 3 роки тому +155

      That’s the exact same reason why so many people love the Star Wars prequels

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 3 роки тому +73

      "Now Dig On This!"

    • @dhilipans5412
      @dhilipans5412 3 роки тому +15

      @@actingmale9257 ye only for the unlimited memes

    • @spikyhorse1185
      @spikyhorse1185 3 роки тому +18

      Spider-man 2: You sure about that

    • @DreamerDeceiver76
      @DreamerDeceiver76 3 роки тому +28

      @Hooty HOOT HOOT my spider sense is tingling *if ya know what I mean*
      This is for you
      Oh boy yeah
      YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED
      hello my dear
      Ah rosie I love this boy
      You know, I'm something of a scientist myself
      Hey freakshow you ain't goin nowhere

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 4 місяці тому +3

    It definitely has problems, but I think they are decent, at least 1 and 2. Spider-Man 3 was pretty meh, but actually had some really powerful moments in it, with Sandman being Ben's killer and not even meaning to do it, and he was trying to help his daughter. They kind of messed up Eddie and turned him into a jerk, so when something bad happens to him, you don't feel sorry for him like you do in the comics. Even so, with these problems, it was nothing compared to the Amazing Spider-Man 2 which really sucked.

  • @disco-guyproductions8199
    @disco-guyproductions8199 4 місяці тому +2

    sam raimi's spiderman was made for a different time and the campy nature makes them wonderful but NO the first two are NOT the pinnacle of spiderman... THE COMICS ARE