I think the Hokkaido mission has a unique kill where if u approach Soders with a suit he just dies from looking at you so that would be pretty funny for this (You have to use a specific interaction prompt in front of the table while suit only). Like you literally dont even use your hands. But I guess the heart works too!
@@danielnilsson6679 It's funny that the "no clothes" restriction is relevant in such a literal way. A jacket and tie would eliminate Soders but 47's not allowed to wear any.
5:13 - It's the Swedish consulate, rather than a bank. Also, an interesting mechanic is that if you snap a neck while you're subduing someone, it'll be loud and people nearby will notice (like at 5:46), but if you subdue them completely into unconsciousness and snap the neck after that, it won't be loud for some reason and will go unnoticed (unless an NPC was going to turn around anyway).
It should make a noise regardless, assuming you have good hearing and it's quiet you will definitely hear it. You can hear muscle tears, they literally pop. So imagine a spinal cord.
Do you know who has done this? I'm doing this challenge myself silent assassin suit only and i haven't seen it done before (I've done all missions apart from colorado)
@@hankgarfield6400 I have been playing the game since 2016 and finishing the entire world of assassinations missions with nothing is actually easier than it sounds, I am seriously questioning the purpose of this video myself! the guy punched his way through to the targets and snapped their necks there is nothing impressive about that
@@Wickednessdudeit’s aimed at a mainstream casual audience. I’m over level 1000 on Hitman although I don’t play anymore I finished every challenge. I agree that it is not impressive. If you do saso you’re not really casual :)
I had this idea a while back, except I was gonna do Silent Assassin too. I came to the conclusion most, if not all maps are impossible with that extra condition. Certainly Hawkes Bay is impossible, I'm pretty sure no items means you can't get the guards away from the exit.
Yeah I thought about it, but I also agree that with these conditions silent assassin on the vast majority would be impossible. Maybe if you spend like 20 hours individually peekabooing every character and dragging them away it could be done, but it would take days or maybe weeks of playtime to finish the game like that
@@onionbutter42it would only take abt a few hrs I pacified everyone in new york doing sa and was able to get everyone to the centre area pretty quickly
@@onionbutter42Hey, I know you might never see this comment but I have just managed to complete this challenge. All 6 original maps SASO without a single item. I have it all recorded on video. I would really like to contact you if that's alright, I enjoy your videos and I'd like to share this with you. Great video btw!!
I really love these videos , we all do tbh i wasn't much of a hitman guy but onion has made me love this your videos are great , very well made in every aspect. Onion , keep going we LOVE YOU.
- Hey give me a gameplay of Hitman with extra challenges + Extra challenge - And hold the weapons + Hold the weapons? - And hold the clothes + Hold the clothes? + Hey Jimmy! Give me a gameplay of Hitman with nothing! * NUTHIN'?!
Great video!! Btw in Hokkaido you can drag bodies to the doors you want opened and they will stay open as long as the body is close enough. Figured this out doing suit only..
Entering the Paris suite is very easy, you can go inside the attic where a auction staff looks at the stairs, then enter the suite from the window and turn the sink on to lure the guard with the radio.
There’s actually an easier way to do this in Paris. Slip past the guards to get the fireworks remote, attend the auction, start the display, and push Dahlia onto Viktor.
I had idea, hitman with only loud guns, and you can't be caught a single time, and you have to stay in your original suit, getting caught means restarting the entire game
imagine you are a guard for an important VIP and there randomly comes a naked man who strangels the very same person you are tying to protect and than just runs off
Fun fact for Colorado, Ezra Berg (red shirt, mask) DOES leave the house periodically to go into a small shed with only 2 guards. Could've easily grabbed him there
Redo the thumbnail with Hitman Shirtless and use a different font like Oswald Semibold. My going back to your roots this video should be one that pops for you, you just need a better quality thumbnail like your best videos have
Thanks for the tip! I wasn't really happy with this thumbnail but I didnt have any good ideas for something that stands out, I'll give your suggestion a try edit: made the changes and I like it a lot more, but more importantly I can't believe I didn't know you could import different fonts into photoshop, I've been using defaults this entire time it looks so much cleaner now
I played through without watching tips, tricks or walkthroughs. Now I find out some of my easiest to do missions are supposedly the 'hardest maps' in the game. Colorado was cake, so was Ambrose. Sight lines and NPC pathing allow for wandering around easy-peasy. Hokkaido is my favorite though.
the music used here is reminding me of another certain game that should not be talked about openly.......although without context and outside the game it is pretty good
Thinking about the aftermath of the Colorado mission, where the few survivors are left with dozens upon dozens of bodies, many with signs of blunt force trauma, particularly around the head region, but all of them, every single last one of them, with snapped necks…
that has the same vibe as valkyrie asking skullduggery why she hasnt any weapons and him answering, you have specialized combat training from 2 of the best cqc fighters on earth you have skills in elemental sorcery and have your necromancer ring. You are a weapon Valkyrie.
I have played Colorado for my entire childhood and it is easy. Sean Rose does leave the house and the house area to go to Maya Parvati in the barn. Ezra Berg however does not leave the house area he just goes into his garage where he is a very easy target.
Black tie event, with armed security, show up without a shirt and bandages with a shoulder wound, sure nothing suspicious there. Plus, it is astounding how many people are 47's size. Buying off the rack in this world is a piece of cake. One size does fit all, because there is only one size.
I maintain that the only correct way to get the heart transplant patient is tricking the doctor into offing him for you. I'm still laughing about that one lol
I’ve never heard anyone say “now, the one I’m most excited for, Colorado” 😂 But fr this sounded like a fun challenge, especially because you weren’t restricting yourself to silent assassin
Ok now do the whole series 1,2,3 SASO or regular SA but you let a random number generator decide what you bring. "How I beat Hitman with no input whatsoever." Start it with something like... "In a game with complete freedom and choice, what happens if I don't have any?" and yeah you just let the RNG decide how you complete the ENTIRE Hitman Trilogy. (for bonus points only use what RNGeezus says you can) If you use this you don't have to credit me fully at all just say something funny. I enjoy you and your content and you always make me smile.
*spoiler* There's another entrance to the cave with the virus that doesn't require a key, unless you count the explosive used to destroy the wall in the way. Down by the pier, in a tunnel underneath and besides some shops, there is a gaurd standing in a corner. Behind him there is a crumbling stone wall that glows in instinct mode.
I never knew that Strauss runs for the parking garage when the alarm is triggered 😅 my normal approach is the wall to the left of the building, through the side door and then upwards into the building where I isolate and pick him off. This could actually improve my run time for that map.
This was all very interesting and entertaining, but btw that big building with the protestors in front in marrakesh mission isnt a bank, its a swedish embassy/consulate.
Bro is gonna finish Hitman without playing the game
Literally
Yeah, he forgot to mention no Silent Assassin either. I saw his first mission and was so disappointed that I found out this video is pointless.
@@yashuab.2979it probably would've been easier too
Well definition of playing is having fun during video games sooo....
@@Gesuspiece True that, he is just receiving a bunch of chaos all because he doesn’t think.
I think the Hokkaido mission has a unique kill where if u approach Soders with a suit he just dies from looking at you so that would be pretty funny for this (You have to use a specific interaction prompt in front of the table while suit only). Like you literally dont even use your hands. But I guess the heart works too!
it has to be 47s signature suit
that approach tends to get you rapidly compromised too which when playing master mode isnt viable
@@metarotta Yea, but it's funny, so it's the best method by default.
@@ubermaster1 valid point
@@danielnilsson6679
It's funny that the "no clothes" restriction is relevant in such a literal way. A jacket and tie would eliminate Soders but 47's not allowed to wear any.
“Instead, it’s guarded by one naked man ready to strangle him.”
💀
😭
😭😭😭
5:13 - It's the Swedish consulate, rather than a bank.
Also, an interesting mechanic is that if you snap a neck while you're subduing someone, it'll be loud and people nearby will notice (like at 5:46), but if you subdue them completely into unconsciousness and snap the neck after that, it won't be loud for some reason and will go unnoticed (unless an NPC was going to turn around anyway).
It should make a noise regardless, assuming you have good hearing and it's quiet you will definitely hear it. You can hear muscle tears, they literally pop. So imagine a spinal cord.
I was wondering why he wasn't just snapping their neck while subduing. Thanks for the tip!
bowties are cool?
In Hokkaido, you can drag bodies to doors and they'll act as keys for you :)
I need to try this trick irl
@@Gtafuckwait what
I mean. Does a body count as picking up an item?
Since he dragged bodies in this video, i guess not
HOLD UP
5:39 "Instead, it is guarded by one naked man waiting to strangle him." LOL
I'm gonna be honest, I never played Hitman and would never want to, but I really enjoy hearing you talk about them. :)
I'm glad to hear it, I try to make my videos interesting to people who aren't super into the hitman games
@@JYZProductionsI’m not a fan either but it is cool to play every once a month
im in the same situation :p
freelander mode is the best, objectives are random
@@onionbutter42As another non-Hitman enjoyer you succeed
Imagine trying this while still achieving Silent Assassin?
Actually... I think some people have done this while still retaining Silent Assassin.
Do you know who has done this? I'm doing this challenge myself silent assassin suit only and i haven't seen it done before (I've done all missions apart from colorado)
@@hankgarfield6400 I have been playing the game since 2016 and finishing the entire world of assassinations missions with nothing is actually easier than it sounds, I am seriously questioning the purpose of this video myself! the guy punched his way through to the targets and snapped their necks there is nothing impressive about that
@@Wickednessdudeit’s aimed at a mainstream casual audience. I’m over level 1000 on Hitman although I don’t play anymore I finished every challenge. I agree that it is not impressive. If you do saso you’re not really casual :)
I had this idea a while back, except I was gonna do Silent Assassin too. I came to the conclusion most, if not all maps are impossible with that extra condition. Certainly Hawkes Bay is impossible, I'm pretty sure no items means you can't get the guards away from the exit.
Yeah I thought about it, but I also agree that with these conditions silent assassin on the vast majority would be impossible. Maybe if you spend like 20 hours individually peekabooing every character and dragging them away it could be done, but it would take days or maybe weeks of playtime to finish the game like that
@@onionbutter42it would only take abt a few hrs
I pacified everyone in new york doing sa and was able to get everyone to the centre area pretty quickly
@onionbutter42 you could do it in under 30 minutes with map knowledge
@@onionbutter42Hey, I know you might never see this comment but I have just managed to complete this challenge. All 6 original maps SASO without a single item. I have it all recorded on video. I would really like to contact you if that's alright, I enjoy your videos and I'd like to share this with you. Great video btw!!
Devs: "just have fun 😊"
Players: "what if we didnt"
I’m actually really happy you played the original maps because those are the ones I’m most familiar with
I really love these videos , we all do tbh i wasn't much of a hitman guy but onion has made me love this your videos are great , very well made in every aspect. Onion , keep going we LOVE YOU.
Me too!!
in Hokaido you can drag the npc wearing the correct disguise to a door to unlock it, without changing the disguise
I absolutely love your Hitman Videos! Keep up the good work king.
- Hey give me a gameplay of Hitman with extra challenges
+ Extra challenge
- And hold the weapons
+ Hold the weapons?
- And hold the clothes
+ Hold the clothes?
+ Hey Jimmy! Give me a gameplay of Hitman with nothing!
* NUTHIN'?!
It's more fun to watch these videos than actually playing the game 😂
Great video!! Btw in Hokkaido you can drag bodies to the doors you want opened and they will stay open as long as the body is close enough.
Figured this out doing suit only..
Next video: how I beat hitman without turning my pc on
*turns on Xbox*
@@bigmanting9958*turns on microwave*
Marrakesh is not a bank, its the Swedish Consulate. Otherwise, great job!
Marrakesh is a city in Morocco, not the Swedish consulate
@@_zigger_did you know that most Morrocan cities are Swedish Consulate Banks???
"No items"
Steals a whole helicopter 🙄
In all seriousness though, this is a marvelous feat and a great video! Keep up the great work!
Entering the Paris suite is very easy, you can go inside the attic where a auction staff looks at the stairs, then enter the suite from the window and turn the sink on to lure the guard with the radio.
Hokkaido has to be one of my favourite maps. It's so much fun running around in a mad doctor's outfit
There’s actually an easier way to do this in Paris. Slip past the guards to get the fireworks remote, attend the auction, start the display, and push Dahlia onto Viktor.
I had idea, hitman with only loud guns, and you can't be caught a single time, and you have to stay in your original suit, getting caught means restarting the entire game
That’s honestly a sick idea, I’ll see if I can find a way to make something like that work, but it sounds hecka hard
@@onionbutter42 you'll probably have to use that unsilenced ica pistol you can get in hitman 3
Watched this on my school computer on lunch break
imagine you are a guard for an important VIP and there randomly comes a naked man who strangels the very same person you are tying to protect and than just runs off
Fun fact for Colorado, Ezra Berg (red shirt, mask) DOES leave the house periodically to go into a small shed with only 2 guards. Could've easily grabbed him there
I really appreciate the poetic combinations of words like 4:17 and 4:29. It adds a lot of flavor to the video!
“instead, it’s guarded by one naked man waiting to strangle him” got me rolling
Redo the thumbnail with Hitman Shirtless and use a different font like Oswald Semibold.
My going back to your roots this video should be one that pops for you, you just need a better quality thumbnail like your best videos have
Thanks for the tip! I wasn't really happy with this thumbnail but I didnt have any good ideas for something that stands out, I'll give your suggestion a try
edit: made the changes and I like it a lot more, but more importantly I can't believe I didn't know you could import different fonts into photoshop, I've been using defaults this entire time it looks so much cleaner now
Another banger video, your channel is so underrated. Here before 1,000,000 subs!
How I beat Hitman MASTER DIFFICULTY with HOT LEAD being poured down my URETHRA.
bro made hitman boneless
Agent 47 looks like a laughingstock in here, he is like a guy who came out of mental hospital with having no clothes.
Next title: Can I beat Hitman by walking outside?
"Neither of them leave" They both leave the house
Next video title gonna be like “how I beat hitman using only my mind”
Bro why do you not have like 500k subs yet? Your videos are top tier
For Hokkaido, you could just drag a body with the correct uniform to the key sensor thing and it will unlock
Alrighr fine you earned a subscriber! Lol your videos are amazing the banana one was great
2:32
**Uses an item**
And also many other times
**that’s not an item**
You can get into dalias bathroom by climbing out a window in the attic, also on hokkaido, dragging bodies to doors unlocks them
You can drag bodies to open Hokaido doors.
I played through without watching tips, tricks or walkthroughs. Now I find out some of my easiest to do missions are supposedly the 'hardest maps' in the game. Colorado was cake, so was Ambrose. Sight lines and NPC pathing allow for wandering around easy-peasy. Hokkaido is my favorite though.
if you drag a body to the doors they will open if they have the appropriate outfit on the npc
I love your videos man!
I feel like this guy would be incredibly good at the sniper elite games and I’d love to see him play one
the music used here is reminding me of another certain game that should not be talked about openly.......although without context and outside the game it is pretty good
Thinking about the aftermath of the Colorado mission, where the few survivors are left with dozens upon dozens of bodies, many with signs of blunt force trauma, particularly around the head region, but all of them, every single last one of them, with snapped necks…
“The whole point of hitman is to have fun… I’m going to throw all that in the GARBAGE!”
Btw on Hokkaido you can use bodies as keys if you drag them up to the doors
Next level gotta get silent assassin like this
This is not a strategy it's a tragedy
Fun video, enjoyed watching.
i never played hitman but ur videos are so well made i might try it out :3
for Hokkaido, you can used the dead/unconscious bodies as a key to open the door.
That's not a bank, that's a consulate
WE NEED MORE
that has the same vibe as valkyrie asking skullduggery why she hasnt any weapons and him answering, you have specialized combat training from 2 of the best cqc fighters on earth you have skills in elemental sorcery and have your necromancer ring. You are a weapon Valkyrie.
Even James Bond and Ethan Hunt are jealous of Agent 47 being better than both of them, lol!!!
I have played Colorado for my entire childhood and it is easy. Sean Rose does leave the house and the house area to go to Maya Parvati in the barn. Ezra Berg however does not leave the house area he just goes into his garage where he is a very easy target.
*Canonicallly accurate Hitman being in the game.
If I remember correctly in Hokkaido, you can drag bodies to the doors and it will still trigger the door
Imagine it's just another day on the farm then suddenly guard corpses start appearing then you get killed by a man in dress pants and bandages
This challenge on Colorado would give BigMooney06 PTSD.
On Hokkaido, you can drag bodies to doors and they will unlock! You obviously managed without, but maybe useful info for the future
I love that outfit. Use it all the time haha
Oh dam, this man failed his objective in the last second of the video. He picked up the heart to throw it out 😳
Fact about Hokkaido, unconscious or dead individuals still can open doors if you drag them over.
Black tie event, with armed security, show up without a shirt and bandages with a shoulder wound, sure nothing suspicious there.
Plus, it is astounding how many people are 47's size. Buying off the rack in this world is a piece of cake. One size does fit all, because there is only one size.
Just how i like them, no clothes no weapons and not items
This is a crazy ass monk build
For Hokkaido, you can drag a guard's body near a door and it'll unlock!
I maintain that the only correct way to get the heart transplant patient is tricking the doctor into offing him for you. I'm still laughing about that one lol
0:50 you can call the bandages fashion
I’ve never heard anyone say “now, the one I’m most excited for, Colorado” 😂
But fr this sounded like a fun challenge, especially because you weren’t restricting yourself to silent assassin
Ok now do the whole series 1,2,3 SASO or regular SA but you let a random number generator decide what you bring. "How I beat Hitman with no input whatsoever." Start it with something like... "In a game with complete freedom and choice, what happens if I don't have any?" and yeah you just let the RNG decide how you complete the ENTIRE Hitman Trilogy. (for bonus points only use what RNGeezus says you can) If you use this you don't have to credit me fully at all just say something funny. I enjoy you and your content and you always make me smile.
the "let's play this game in a way that will have me cussing almost non stop for the next 2 days" challenge lol
Do it with a Silent Assassin rating, and then this could be mildly interesting.
bro is the ica agent that is chosen as the last resort
6 hours for one mission is true dedication
hitman challenges are the best
You simply don’t understand. Agent 47 *is* the weapon.
Bros gonna play hitman without anyone dying
8:30 Imagine what the guards are seeing, a naked man walking in and killing every single militia
Someone gotta tell bro he can snap a guy's neck while strangling him 💀💀💀
I just remembered what I’ve heard this on before. It’s ‘Bring Me The Horizon Paradise Eve’. This is a great rendition too!
"Im not gonna pick anything up"
9:00 drags around a dead body.
Hitman 2 and 3 next, u gotta complete the trilogy
The mission in Hokkaido? Bodies with said access level count if near the doors.
*spoiler* There's another entrance to the cave with the virus that doesn't require a key, unless you count the explosive used to destroy the wall in the way. Down by the pier, in a tunnel underneath and besides some shops, there is a gaurd standing in a corner. Behind him there is a crumbling stone wall that glows in instinct mode.
8:45 talks about a tractor proceeds to show a truck
8:41 that's a truck, boss
I never knew that Strauss runs for the parking garage when the alarm is triggered 😅 my normal approach is the wall to the left of the building, through the side door and then upwards into the building where I isolate and pick him off.
This could actually improve my run time for that map.
Basically a Metal Gear Solid run
*Playing Hitman 3*
*Playing Hitman 2016 levels*
*UA-cam Gaming:* Eh idk Hitman 2 maybe
This was all very interesting and entertaining, but btw that big building with the protestors in front in marrakesh mission isnt a bank, its a swedish embassy/consulate.
NANI !?!
Nice, can you try it with Silent Assasin?
I think you're the first person in the world to say colorado's fun LMAO