I Speedran Hitman Using Nothing but Muffins

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  • @ChannelJoined
    @ChannelJoined Рік тому +1757

    Fun Fact as someone who's played this game a bunch. The lockdown in Chongqing wasn't actually caused by the guard seeing you, but because you punched the target while he was on a video call with the other target. I've experienced it multiple times when KOing him from behind after previously KOing his guard

    • @strawberryjam0585
      @strawberryjam0585 Рік тому +323

      That actually makes logical sense for once. Hitman isn't exactly the most logical sometimes but that one makes a huge amount of sense

    • @onionbutter42
      @onionbutter42  Рік тому +504

      Ah that makes sense, I thought it was the bodyguard because previously I was distracting the guard with a muffin and choking my target but Royce wouldn’t panic

    • @kashshhds8824
      @kashshhds8824 Рік тому +26

      @@onionbutter42happened to me a bunch and I didn’t notice for a while

    • @couchman3216
      @couchman3216 11 місяців тому +9

      One time in that mission I shot the target and knocked out the guard while he was on the call but the other target wasn't panicked

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@couchman3216 Probably thought he had a heart attack

  • @Gibblethe6th
    @Gibblethe6th 11 місяців тому +681

    Imagine running for your life from a hitman and you look back and see him holding a muffin while chasing you

    • @karlcole5617
      @karlcole5617 8 місяців тому +29

      run faster

    • @LilBuwu
      @LilBuwu 7 місяців тому +9

      I’d just give up tbh

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 місяці тому +13

      Do you know the Muffin Man?😅

    • @salted_and_sweet
      @salted_and_sweet 4 місяці тому +4

      PLEASE DONT HURT M- wait why do you have a muffi- *DEATH NOISE*

    • @FarrinWorkman
      @FarrinWorkman 3 місяці тому

      *I would start sprinting*

  • @typenullgaming5741
    @typenullgaming5741 11 місяців тому +247

    "Jeez, man! Are you ever going to run out of muffins?" "No. Because I work at ze muffin factory." -TomSka

    • @Frontier_Rifleman
      @Frontier_Rifleman 2 місяці тому +1

      YES! Im so glad im not the only one who thought about that sketch when seeing this

  • @TheCourruptedPurple
    @TheCourruptedPurple Рік тому +199

    Diana:47 why are you bringing just a muffin 47: its muffin to worry about

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon Рік тому +431

    Random fact: Thrown items do a little bit damage when hitting a NPC (has to be a locked on throw, obviously). Meaning if you damage them enough beforehand that you can kill them with that thrown item. Which is hilarious when it comes to the muffin.
    Tip: The game does have locational damage outside of just headshots one shotting all non-armored NPCs. Shooting a NPC's legs or arms does a lot less damage than the body. Number of hits before death varies depending on the weapon used too, obviously.

    • @Solscalr
      @Solscalr Рік тому +14

      So you can use a muffin to kill that one target in hokkaido. Huh.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon Рік тому +5

      @@Solscalr Vague considering there's three missions that take place in Hokkaido.

    • @Solscalr
      @Solscalr Рік тому +6

      @@Techhunter_Talon I was talking about the main mission from hitman 2. I forgot the name of the target, but he is the one on the operating table, and he only has 1 hp.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon Рік тому +1

      @@Solscalr That does not work.

    • @Solscalr
      @Solscalr Рік тому +14

      @@Techhunter_Talon Well my day is now ruined.

  • @RizzlerLegacy
    @RizzlerLegacy 8 місяців тому +46

    If you punch someone with a muffin in your hand, I dont think its the muffin that got them.

  • @Albert_YTC
    @Albert_YTC Рік тому +288

    I love chocolate muffins. I have one every morning with a packet of crisps. Some days if I’m extra hungry I’ll eat two instead of one. I prefer to eat them within 4 days since they are in a 4 pack and once you open them they will begin to go hard after a few days and that’s not good since my favourite part of the muffin is how soft it is when freshly cracked open. Some cafes like to add melted chocolate on the inside of their muffins like a tootsie pop. I do not care much for putting melted chocolate inside chocolate muffins but it is always a nice surprise. But what annoys me the most about chocolate muffins is when not baked properly they will fall apart in your hands and it is very inconvenient as I like to just bite into my muffin but if it falls apart I have to eat it crumb by crumb. One of my favourite muffins to get is the chocolate muffins from Costco as they are no ordinary muffins they are super size muffins. Almost cake size. I sometimes struggle to finish a whole Costco muffin in one go so I cut it up into slices similar to how you’d cut a cake. This helps but leaves me feeling slightly icky afterwards. But overall my favourite muffins are still the chocolate muffin 4 pack from tescos which I mentioned earlier.
    Nice video btw

    • @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545
      @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545 Рік тому +27

      Costco muffins are the bomb. The poppyseed muffins they have were the ultimate "healthy" (not chocolate) treat for me as a kid. Now I'm craving muffins at 3 in the morning.

    • @Leonagraphy
      @Leonagraphy Рік тому +37

      I’ve never felt so hungry just by reading a comment

    • @DooDooWater9732-n5z
      @DooDooWater9732-n5z 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Leonagraphyfr. I'm going to make some blueberry muffins myself now.

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 9 місяців тому +1

      I gotta agree tesco muffins are very nice... but I was not expecting to see this wall of text

    • @joxii__
      @joxii__ 8 місяців тому

      My ultimate favourite muffins are these ones that are mysteriously hard to obtain and are referred to as something along the lines of Monster Muffins. They are these huge triple chocolate muffins that are then coated in white chocolate. They are far better than I could ever even hope to describe, it's like a piece of heaven on your tongue. Now I'm hungry for muffins, I've not had a muffin in way over a year.

  • @jabberstock1375
    @jabberstock1375 Рік тому +54

    Bro finished Hitman 3 in about half the time it takes for actual muffins to bake
    Mr. EZ Bake Ovenion Butter over here

  • @Bobothefish13
    @Bobothefish13 Рік тому +46

    47: Do you know…. The muffin man?
    Target, speaking their last words: The muffin man?

  • @Wh173c0c0
    @Wh173c0c0 Рік тому +36

    🎶"Do you know the muffin man?"🎵 - The ballad of a legendary assassin

  • @Yellowsam4145
    @Yellowsam4145 4 місяці тому +10

    *hit hit hit hit hit*
    "Aw man stop it will you ever run out of muffins?!"
    *Fench* "No. Because I work at the muffin factory."

  • @cooldragon1990
    @cooldragon1990 2 місяці тому +2

    I have been watching a ton of Hitman content lately.. I don't play Hitman. I get really stressed out with slow paced stealth games or game that "stealth is more fun"
    Maybe it's cause this channel is fun and Hitman's tools are fun to mess around in. Biggest mystery of 2024... someone who doesn't like stealth nor do well with freedom and choices to do whatever.. watches a ton of Hitman? Thanks for the entertainment. This game would 100% stress me out even the murder hobo route...

  • @CageDaPro
    @CageDaPro 8 місяців тому +6

    After I watched even one of your videos which was a few months ago I downloaded hit man straight after watching this

  • @loogieee
    @loogieee 11 місяців тому +20

    I played Hitman 1-3 for the first time a few days ago, and after finding the muffin I wondered and kinda assumed someone would do muffin only. Guess I was right lol, good stuff.

  • @dadcking3689
    @dadcking3689 Рік тому +29

    Muffins are definitely a new way to beat hitman, I mean the most weirdest item I’ve used is a fish to beat havens island. 😂

  • @kanlalonde1356
    @kanlalonde1356 Рік тому +117

    I didn’t care about hitman at all before this channel, thanks for always making really creative and hilarious videos onion 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Ramconsole
    @Ramconsole 9 місяців тому +6

    "Do you know... The muffin man?"

  • @Dexieboi2013
    @Dexieboi2013 3 місяці тому +1

    diana, after watching 47, a trained assassin in the art of stealth dispatch his targets with baked goods: .-.

  • @SophieScrolls
    @SophieScrolls Рік тому +5

    the targets will finally learn of the muffin man

  • @jane_gorelove
    @jane_gorelove Рік тому +2

    talking about the Berlin mission: "seedy night club".
    as someone who lives there, it's like the most normal Berlin club lmao
    I've been to places that look almost literally like Condemned: Criminal Origins levels 😂

  • @TheDinofGames
    @TheDinofGames Рік тому +7

    Onion Budda made hitman a bakery simulator 💀

  • @insertfunnynamehere8984
    @insertfunnynamehere8984 Рік тому +4

    'Move along, there's muffin to see here'

  • @Envixity505
    @Envixity505 Рік тому +4

    fun fact muffins gave me trauma because at school in the morning you can buy muffins and one day it was kind of raw and i got food poisining for 3 days :)

  • @rosestar1324
    @rosestar1324 7 місяців тому +1

    Ah so this is why people are scared of the muffin man

  • @onemouldylime6931
    @onemouldylime6931 Рік тому +1

    found your channel today and immediately get a new upload!

  • @ArtoriasNX
    @ArtoriasNX 10 місяців тому +1

    My brother brought muffins wifh him for the family Christmas gathering. I'm now fearing for my life

  • @Aadi-w9g
    @Aadi-w9g Рік тому +11

    Oi there my man.
    I had an idea for a vid. I tried this thing - saso but you knockout everyone on the map except the target. You have to make sure that the bodies are not found for the entire run while you knock out other NPCs. I tried this on casual mod on Dartmoor just to make sure if it's possible or not. Wanted to send you a vid via email or something but couldn't find any way to contact you. Anyways seems like a good vid idea. Upto you my wee man. Love your videos

  • @Breme15
    @Breme15 Рік тому +1

    Another banger from an onion soaked in butter

  • @l9m241
    @l9m241 11 місяців тому +2

    "They call him... the Muffin Man"

  • @darthmemewalker2807
    @darthmemewalker2807 Рік тому +16

    her: he's probably out cheating on me
    me watching this

  • @cindrmon
    @cindrmon 11 місяців тому +1

    i immediately think of daniel from RTGame when it is about hitman and muffins

  • @jofi420
    @jofi420 Рік тому +1

    ayyy another video to watch at 3am

  • @TheFailedPhantom
    @TheFailedPhantom Рік тому +4

    Eyyy new video

  • @TheOuterwildsknowitall-ue9oc
    @TheOuterwildsknowitall-ue9oc 11 місяців тому

    You deserve more subs dude.
    Your videos are the best

  • @Dextinator12
    @Dextinator12 Рік тому +6

    LETS GO MORE BUTTERY ONIONS
    Also how do u knock someone out with a muffin

    • @Arc115YT
      @Arc115YT Рік тому +5

      Attach it to a very heavy punch lol

    • @Dextinator12
      @Dextinator12 11 місяців тому

      @Arc115YT fair enough
      Oh fk I got ratio'd

  • @takenname8053
    @takenname8053 11 місяців тому +1

    So this is the Muffin Man everyone was talking about?

  • @jimjamsk
    @jimjamsk Рік тому +69

    this just proves how easy hitman is, that people can speedrun it with muffins 💀

    • @quickdraw6893
      @quickdraw6893 Рік тому +17

      If getting caught was almost guaranteed death then it'd probably be harder, but as we can see 47 has bulletproof skin so he can just break the guard ai with impunity

    • @Arc115YT
      @Arc115YT Рік тому +27

      One thing I love about these games is that they can be as easy or as hard as you desire. c: That, and you can do stuff like knock people out with muffins lol

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon Рік тому +28

      Implying that difficulty is the only metric when it comes to the quality of a video game. Nevermind the fact that difficulty is diminished over time as you get more knowledgeable in a game and become more skilled at it.

    • @jimjamsk
      @jimjamsk Рік тому +2

      @@Techhunter_Talonvery true i still do want a challenge from it though

    • @AngRyGohan
      @AngRyGohan Рік тому +9

      @@jimjamsk The problem with difficulty in any game that the higher you go the worse it becomes when it comes to balance. If Hitman was brutally difficult you can bet your ass it wouldnt be 1/10th the sandbox experience, which is the entire good thing about the games. Besides this is a speedrun video and not to be taken seriously. If you are playing normally you would consider it mission failure if people start shooting at you.

  • @dormoxxfgc
    @dormoxxfgc 11 місяців тому

    the last time i watched any hitman runs, particle boosting was patched out. glad to see that IOI brought it back!

  • @Bam_1776
    @Bam_1776 11 місяців тому +1

    Revenge of the Muffin Man

  • @72SinSae
    @72SinSae Рік тому +2

    beat hitman using the food pyramid

  • @ice-e
    @ice-e 11 місяців тому

    Broo, I tried to make this video but at the time I wasn't good enough so it wasn't as good. This is great.

  • @hawkskybound4393
    @hawkskybound4393 11 місяців тому

    The Blues Are Calling

  • @OhNoTheFace
    @OhNoTheFace 8 місяців тому

    Could you imagine Diana watching you just deck that girl and then just kill her on Mendoza with no stealth at all? lol

  • @julianbrochu4147
    @julianbrochu4147 Рік тому

    for the future, I'm pretty sure on dartmouth the is a muffin onto the railing glitch on the balcony, then you can just fall to the ground outside.

  • @aprilruledearth
    @aprilruledearth Рік тому

    Another Creative Banger From Onion

  • @Howard0Chris
    @Howard0Chris 11 місяців тому +5

    Lol I love how he was supposed to only use muffins but had gotten kills without using muffins in any way

    • @joyifu
      @joyifu 10 місяців тому +1

      nothin gets past you huh

    • @Howard0Chris
      @Howard0Chris 10 місяців тому

      @@joyifu lol mad someone pointed it out huh?

  • @TheCourruptedPurple
    @TheCourruptedPurple Рік тому +1

    The true muffin man

  • @twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826
    @twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826 2 місяці тому

    All shall know the Muffin Man.

  • @Zesty-Sweaty-Love
    @Zesty-Sweaty-Love 5 місяців тому

    “Do you know… the muffin man?”
    “The muffin man?”
    “The muffin man.”
    “Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on drury lane?”
    “Well, she’s married to the muffin man.”
    “The muffin man?”
    “THE MUFFIN MAN!”
    “She’s married to the muffin man…”

  • @maccurtis730
    @maccurtis730 4 місяці тому

    Be where the muffinman.

  • @soepbert
    @soepbert Рік тому

    Thank you for uploading hitman cause the contents been dry asf

  • @o80y1
    @o80y1 3 місяці тому

    THE MUFFIN MAN?‼️‼️‼️😱😱

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado Рік тому +1

    "Hitman has some of the most insane glitches," son, have you not heard of a Bethesda game?

  • @Harper_Onions
    @Harper_Onions Рік тому

    You need to do a version where you beat Hitman using only Spoons... if only for the meme.

  • @e-gg4sv
    @e-gg4sv Рік тому

    Beat hitman with only a fire extinguisher

  • @ArnLPs
    @ArnLPs Рік тому

    I would watch let's plays of you doing these challenges.

  • @weckar
    @weckar 10 місяців тому +1

    Do YOU know the muffin man?

  • @zappogd7222
    @zappogd7222 Рік тому +1

    I simp for onionbutter

  • @kk_cats6072
    @kk_cats6072 Рік тому

    Now speedrun making onion flavoured butter muffins

  • @witherslayer4239
    @witherslayer4239 11 місяців тому

    Have you ever heard of...the muffin man?

  • @iLikePizzaRolls21
    @iLikePizzaRolls21 Рік тому +2

    Yes

  • @vengirgirem
    @vengirgirem 13 днів тому

    It's muffin time

  • @reubenwittwer4020
    @reubenwittwer4020 10 місяців тому

    *happy derpy noises* from My little Pony, Friendship is magic

  • @figg9590
    @figg9590 10 місяців тому

    Do you know… The muffin man?

  • @sleepykirbyplays6323
    @sleepykirbyplays6323 11 місяців тому

    Have you heard of the muffin man?

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 9 місяців тому +1

    would've been funny if you completed dubai 2 seconds slower

  • @SlippingJimmy0
    @SlippingJimmy0 Рік тому

    Bro needs to try speedrun the entire game but without anything

  • @omarabbas18
    @omarabbas18 10 місяців тому

    Now i want to eat muffins...

  • @tesethebeast
    @tesethebeast Рік тому +2

    DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN

    • @korvo3427
      @korvo3427 11 місяців тому +1

      The one on drury lane?

    • @Zesty-Sweaty-Love
      @Zesty-Sweaty-Love 5 місяців тому

      Well, she’s married to the muffin man.

  • @cicerothenekoknightplaysall
    @cicerothenekoknightplaysall 11 місяців тому

    Your the muffin man

  • @jeankonner6736
    @jeankonner6736 11 місяців тому +1

    3:20 if this saves you 10 seconds, I feel sory for your girlfriend. the throw at this point is not even worth the time you save.

  • @DeconvertedMan
    @DeconvertedMan 11 місяців тому

    *I AM THE ONE THAT MUFFINS!*

  • @drakodemon102
    @drakodemon102 3 місяці тому

    Muffin button

  • @thepiperpie
    @thepiperpie 6 місяців тому

    Muffin button...

  • @upwaveflash8429
    @upwaveflash8429 11 місяців тому

    Brother your content is hilarious lol
    1 sub 4 u

  • @pain.497
    @pain.497 11 місяців тому

    Hitman ❌️
    Muffin man ✅️

  • @YXXKL
    @YXXKL 3 місяці тому

    have you seen the muffin man?😧

  • @natewoods4566
    @natewoods4566 Рік тому

    Honestly, speedrunners should probably agree to leave the last mission out of most categories, just because it sucks.

  • @PavloPravdiukov
    @PavloPravdiukov 11 місяців тому

    Is this a new speedrun category?

  • @ReallyUnknownIdiot
    @ReallyUnknownIdiot 10 місяців тому +1

    He's the true Muffin Man

  • @probablyshadow4367
    @probablyshadow4367 Рік тому +1

    Dude when are you streaming again?

    • @onionbutter42
      @onionbutter42  Рік тому +1

      I’m gonna start streaming Thursdays+ whenever I have time, I wasn’t able to keep up with vids and school so I had to stop for a while

  • @alexandreman8601
    @alexandreman8601 Рік тому

    What about Ambrose Island?

  • @kristofbori5317
    @kristofbori5317 11 місяців тому

    Muffin man Any%

  • @Titanmster21
    @Titanmster21 11 місяців тому

    3:55 ITS HOG RIDER

  • @foxwhistle
    @foxwhistle 8 місяців тому

    muffin%

  • @MusikCassette
    @MusikCassette 11 місяців тому

    Have you seen the Muffinman ?

  • @TheMuffinFella
    @TheMuffinFella 8 місяців тому

    Based.

  • @ndererseje1077
    @ndererseje1077 9 місяців тому

    Please make longer videos

  • @heatherhaanstra5813
    @heatherhaanstra5813 4 місяці тому

    I have one question. Do you know the muffin, man?

  • @bernard832
    @bernard832 Рік тому

    mufffin%

  • @krispycream9692
    @krispycream9692 Рік тому

    Onion butter is the reason that people use muffins for their gear

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson Рік тому

    Hitman

  • @thisisnotthechannelyourelo407
    @thisisnotthechannelyourelo407 5 місяців тому

    do it without losing secret assassin

  • @Deanwinchester1965
    @Deanwinchester1965 Рік тому

    Hey onion butter

  • @DintheDinster
    @DintheDinster Рік тому

    The video is set to private btw

  • @ItsMeAsena
    @ItsMeAsena 10 місяців тому +1

    BadboyHalo approves of this video.

  • @joejazz9712
    @joejazz9712 Рік тому

    I don't get it, this is just a normal hitman 3 speedrun

  • @barrianic4
    @barrianic4 10 місяців тому

    muffin% ?

  • @marcusbergman6116
    @marcusbergman6116 11 місяців тому

    It's weird how the numbers of time in the video never coinicdes with what you say :P

  • @pengu_gaming
    @pengu_gaming Рік тому +1

    agent 47 haves nice head ;)