Hitman, But EVERYONE has 300 IQ and a Gun
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Mods are fun :)
7:36 Bruh, If I shot someone that many times and they steadily walked towards me casually picking up their Metal beating stick, I would've thought they were a terminator
I would shat my pants if i was that dude
Very much grammar, yees
@@guerillagorilla4423i dont see a single typo
@@guerillagorilla4423Let the dude express himself
too litte grammar, yess@@guerillagorilla4423
The video starts out as a challenge of outsmarting an entire stadium of super geniuses and ends with “it’s stealth if no one is left to alive to notice”
Nobody can notice if there is nobody to notice
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So you basically just made them act like they’re from Florida
lol would’ve been more accurate if he said 0iq and everyone has guns
@@christiandejesus4483 don’t forget our swamp puppies.
No from ohio 😂😂😂
Remove the 300 iq part
No, because they're smart
Playing Hitman on an American map with an American mod is the most American thing ever, and as an American, I approve. Unlike BigMooney, who did that on Isle of Sgail.
Edit: That kill on Sierra is not moronic its genius and absolutely incredible.
The American experience
As America I approve aswell
Do you use American Express?
it cant be America because they're smart
@@Dipshit298 but they have a gun so what is it?
Ah yes, type 2 stealth: Nobody to notice.
Npc picking up unattended glass of wine: "Wait, I'm a moderately influential man with dealings in the underworld and many enemies. Perhaps I should be more careful of what I trust."
*puts glass down*
"Go-"
*gets blown up by rubber duck*
0:06 i found Waldo!
Indeed he found him
Down south all the NPCs also have 300iq and a gun
You mean 85 IQ but you’re correct about the gun part.
@@TheRealCaptainFreedomi mean they definitely all THINK they have 300 iq
@@TheRealCaptainFreedomDamn, how much of the south is mix raced?
@@woopdashoop9860 A bit but even white people are dummies in the South.
@@woopdashoop9860Was this a bad attempt at racism?
So just the one map, not the entire game? Would be cool to see this through to the end; this feels like an appetizer.
that would be lead show!
Nothing would change for Colorado lol
That's what the target at the stand said lol
@@oz_jonesFinally,the terrorist leaders actually act like terrorist leaders!
Glad you included that note. I was screaming at my screen about using a pistol on the bridge
Alternate Title: Hitman if people noticed the barcode on 47’s neck.
The only time Sierra is alone is when she gets the vitamin infusion and the handover of documents.
So you turned everyone in Miami into an Assassin from Freelancer mode, in Hardcore. You do like to live dangerously. xd
Can you kill everyone in Whittleton Creek using the laser room?
that is a great question, ima write that one down haha
I've tried, but I keep getting killed halfway through my subjugation of the town.
i have killed both the targets with this method
if you use a rifle with a short barrel for Sierra, you can pack away in half the time as well. that Dragov has the longest animation while the Seiger has the shortest
So, pretty much realistic hitman because npcs finally have more than one braincell^^
hitman but they can see the barcode
@@Brass319hahaha I laughed out loud for that 💯
Imagine how chaotic it would be playing hitman but every npc is now a player.
Edit: What if the players didn’t know every other npc was a player?
I think when somebody sees an "NPC" crouch run out a window they'll get the idea.
Then probably just gun them down in cold blood.
But, that's actually a cool concept for multiplayer hitman
Like a 2v2 or a 1v1v1v1 where players hunt each other down and try to kill each other without alerting the entire map or something like that
@@jionmionskwisgaar1476And they have to find and kill agent 47
you all need to play deceive inc
Assassin's Creed had a mode like that eight players all hunting each other down. No teams and you can set traps, trick other players to kill NPCs and stun them when fall for your trick.
Good times!
Doesn't Hitman have a mode for that already?
I like how you could've just killed everyone on the map to begin with, but decided to play it through sneakily first... 😂
Accurate depiction of Florida.
Didn't expect that ending, went from Ninja stealth to mass shooter real quick
At the start your mouse was on Colorado for like half a second and my heart stopped like, no way this madman is gonna try that here
You made the NPCs into actual Americans. Smart yet terrifyingly insane with a gun or two.
Smart is crazy
smart???
bro they shoot on sight if you walk too suspiciously i dont know if i would call them smart
Some Americans are smart
The key word is some
I just loaded this up and this sounds rlly fun and hard I love hitman
“These guys tortured me with their superhearing and sight”
Lex knows how you feel
Vote for the best
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Should have given Florida man a ak and a health bar to authentically capture the experience
4:42i so this table in IKEA and I said to my brother who was standing next to me, who the f going to use that? Should’ve known that you’re going to give an ad for it.😂
i so and it was too pleasy thanks
I like how the guard was casually watching you dragging the person up the stairs as they crack their face of the steps 😂
There's a unique NPC that has invitation to Robberts office, he spawns on a bench near the water, then walks to the left completely alone. You can take his disguise and just walk straight through Robberts entire facility without anyone saying a word.
Imagine doing this in Colarado
Don't make me. That sounds like an absolute nightmare.
Lol
It would barely be different
First time actually seeing stealthy in this game.
You didn't make them geniuses, you just made them paranoid psychopaths
10:08 bro let his true self shine
You literally stashed a guard in a dumpster. Just get his outfit.
This is actually realistic for everything besides the trigger happy part. People can actually see and hear really good, and a simple glimpse of someone or the dropping sound of a body is all it takes to make you go “what the fuck was that”. As for people being suspicious in non-restricted places, just imagine a tall bald man with a barcode on the back of his head walking around like he just shit his pants.
So, this basically just became Splinter Cell Chaos Theory. Nice video 👍
This video is very relatable considering I also have 300 IQ and a gun
I've never played with this mod, but if you get the timing right, you could sneak through from the rafters, into the building, through the window, up a pipe, and onto the balcony with the satellite dish without being seen. This is typically my go-to for SASO/No KO on Miami.
With the mod it's probably riskier, but I'm able to sneak into Robert's office and turn on the AC for the poisoned eyedrops kill, but you can also shoot the computer and leave a weapon on the ground in the storage room to distract Robert's guard, providing you just enough time to kick him off the balcony and leave.
So essentially “Hatred” but with actual gameplay mechanics :3
And less fun
@@woopdashoop9860 Ehh, from the fact Hatred un-modded is an isometric shooter, I’d say this modded version of hitman is more fun!
@@SeymourYukiteru i have more fun with the destructive enviroment, this level of destruction should be implemented in games more
Classic Hitman 2 be like:
Walks slightly faster
Gets turned into human fountain
The best part is that the ending to this is perfectly on brand for florida man headlines
7:36
How convenient. During the shown footage, I couldn't help but notice you didn't use the van as cover, so you wouldn't immediately take cover again. I use space a ton, and it works well enough for me
He went Dexter on everyone! 😂🥳🤷🏻♂️
funny that Florida Man himself is the key to victory XD
As a Floridian I can confirm we all have anti hitman training and out all out intelligence points into detection
Good to know 300 IQ just means VERY paranoid
The American Experience
Got a potential different way to do it:
You be extremely suspicious and have someone else take the shot
Bro went from only killing 2 people to mass murder way to quickly 💀
100% accurate America simulator
Hitman 2 Silent Assassin Be Like...
In the wardrobe area of the Kronstadt building, there's a ledge over there, and you can jump over and there's a worker disguise bag that you can take
Actually, lethal poisoned body will still be counted as a unnoticed k!ll, and will keep silent assassin.
Tab to bring up inventory then tap G to store a body quickly without waiting for the hold G interaction, saving a second where it matters most. (Works on frisks and any other hold "button" interactions to make them instant)
you know youtube is drunk when it says GTA V instead of Hitman
Pov: People have gotten news about mysterious murders, advising them to be on the lookout for anything suspicious
😮 you are like my most favourite UA-camr in the world and I love your Channel
I love how vengeance lead the breadcrumbs to floridaman's imposter. But like any good hunter, you used these beasts keen senses against them.
All it took was your iq transfer into their brain, in exchange for theirbarbarism. Substance will always exceed class.
So this would be like living in the world of John wick.
I'm a bit confused why you can't just knock out everyone as they come investigate you. There were plenty of instances in the footage captured where this could have been done. But maybe this is on the highest difficulty where they basically kill you instantly.
since everyone is essentially a guard, it works for maybe 2-3 people before multiple people investigate at once and you get swarmed
Hitmam but its America's 2nd ammendment challenge
True as much as it is fun to see targets and npcs to trip on banana it becomes less fun when they dont learn
I may be a genius. As soon as you revealed the challenge I had the exact same ideas for both kills as you did.
Well in the end it's like Big D always says
*NO WITNESSES, NO CRIME*
If you're not doing the no bodies found theme, I believe you can use the general's disguise in order to sneak inside! He somewhat isolates himself, and if you can distract him slightly by leading him to a garden area, there's even a body dump nearby to stash him in! From there, you get a guided tour of the facility, and you're even invited to try out his new killer robot that definitely won't shoot him! Of course, you can just scan his face into the robot, and have him murdered by his own kill bot.
In additiom for Sierra I'd do the med tent kill I think
MURICA!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
“No bodies found..” because absolutely everyone is dead ☝️😆
0:39 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
6:30 - you're not a moron, shooting the car with a silenced pistol requires extremely precise timing, your technique has a higher probability of success
Whenever I've done it, it also takes three hits to cause the crash, which makes it even harder in these conditions.
0:57 the forhead…
Ah, this makes me proud to be an American. Land of the memes.
3:39 I thought this was a fucking raid shadow legends ad
I got recommended this after a crazy rally event today.
You could make use of the sedative dart gun for the guy in the bathroom.
Ah yes the classic hitman experience
I don't give a SHET how good the desk is. It's 500 dollars for a DESK!
thanks youtube for tagging this video as GTA 5
3:08 activate alarm in the pit building and make all 5 i-forgot-the-name leak in the locker
It's all about map knowledge really. Even though you're playing with a mod, it's the same mod and the same routes will apply. It just boils down to execution and map knowledge.
idea: add a chance for an npc to think another npc is suspicious so they shoot at each other
Honestly? Seems like a bit much. Most people won’t investigate a random sound; they’ll look, sure, but if the sound doesn’t repeat, or there’s nothing immediately noticeable, they’ll ignore it. (Okay, Security Guards might investigate, but not regular Joes and Janes)
I find it funny how not a single Hitman NPC seems to be able to swim. There must be so many people drowning to death every day in this world...
Idk if anyone has said this but to the left in the reception of the Knox centre there is a cloakroom that has an Engineer disguise to get into the building.
Imagine mod where everybody shoots each others like chaos mod for gta.
Bro took no witnesses the very wrong way
We should a Hitman mod that uses an AI where the NCPs learn from previous gameplays.
6:30 hey listen to me, you are NOT a moron. You're a GENIUS!
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You know Florida is probably the closest thing to Texas when it comes to how accurate this is for how many people have guns lol.
Or maybe Idaho, I feel like everyone here at least knows someone who has a plethora of guns lol.
Thanks for the video i just broke ripps and wanted to watch a video
When you go into the kronstadt building go to your left, jump through a window and theres just a free employee outfit with no one around
This is pretty realistic except the gun part
nice mod wish the game itself was this challenging. Civilian having weapons bring back blood money vibes.
Hitman, But everyone is secretly spider-man and has spidey sense
300 iq? I AM DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!
Damn, 300 IQ when the cap is 160 is pretty insane.
So to recap you bring a sniper rifle to take out Sierra and then don't use it on Robert when he goes outside and leans on the wall, which is the very precursor to getting him downstairs with the Florida Man outfit....
There's a elevator shaft in Roberts building with one person you can knock out and no one is around but that person you knock out.
Average detroit experience
Agent 47 vs 300 Tek Knights
When you want to do a kill everyone challenge but are too good at stealth so you make stealth way more difficult
They can't find a body, if there's nobody left to find the body. - Hitman.
Realistic hitman:
(besides everybody having a firearm)
basically hitman 2 silent assassin
Lore accurate America