Honestly it’s the only reason I and some of my buddies even know what Sherry’s Berries is and I ended up getting some for girlfriend just because I remembered this and they were awesome 😂
I always get them for my mom and wife and they are legit. The berries were perfectly ripe and dipped. I've gotten Edible Arrangements and the quality was not even close
Totally, I came here, years later I realize now, because of some recent enough “HEEEADSPACEEEE MAAANNN” advertisement and the comments where all about how it hilarious it was and recalling these “Shaaarie’s Baaahrriiiees”. Here I am, had an infinite laugh, now I know about Headspace and Shari’s Berries and will probably never ever forget. Talking about an effective and timeless advertisement.
Shari's Berries couldn't of have asked for a more perfect promo. If this had been a straight pitch I wouldn't of have remembered who they were 5 seconds after the promo. Now Bill's made them an official bit. He's a marketing genius I tell you!!
Well, he's more considerate of the viewer and the need to keep things funny and entertaining. He knows people will otherwise fast forward through the ads so he gives people a reason to stick around and read through them.
"Click on the microphone and tip in Burr… type in Burr. Dip your balls in... dip your berries in that! Don't wait now. Order." I've heard this a thousand times and still lose it when he blurts this out. 😂
For anyone who's only a casual listener of the podcast, yes they dropped him after this, but about 3 months later they came back because his laughing got people to actually buy their stuff.
Holy shit, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. hahahahahahha. Don't feel bad for Sheri, she just got a shit load of free advertisement thanks to Bill's hilarious reading lol
@Keynesian Economics Correct however their payoff was much greater than expected. I'd safely assume that it's the extra reach to which Sheppy is considering free. The correct word prolly should have been "bonus" but in the 3 years of this comment, only you decided to be so pedantic.
“Order some chocolate berries for the fuckin’ person in your life.” This line cracks me up every time! I get that he means the special person in your life but the fact that it’s just the fuckin person in your life makes me laugh at the possibilities of who that person could be.
@@ThePiggiestOne not sure if you know, i think its responding to the airplane story where Bill is taking a ride somewhere (indianapolis) and a guy next to him starts asking him why hes on the plane and wheere he's going and who he is, and Bill just kind of trolls him.
I was working at a golf course when this exact podcast aired and was listening to it while mowing greens.. was keeping it together for the most part but when he spelled out berries.. I instantly belly laughed and swerved the edge cut so bad. 😂😂 superintendent never let me cut greens a again lol. Thanks for this clip; took me back!
Literally bought a dozen chocolate strawberries for my GF for Valentine's because of this ad. Shaaaari's Berrrries are so lucky to have a man like Bill Burr to read their ad.
I haven't had a really honest laugh in months. It's 2:25am Dec 23 and I had tears streaming down my face. That's all I needed for Christmas. Screw the gifts and food.
@@sinaasadi3800 Im laying in my hammock at my parents house on 5 acres of forest on an Island off the west coast of Canada. The sun is shining the birds are singing and we are safe and healthy with money for supplies during this coronavirus shut down. So life is pretty darn good thank you Sina. It's scary that comment was from 6 years ago because I remember watching this video like it was last year. How is your life in Denmark?
@@theslimeylimey oh I just got notigied about your reply. I love this video so much. Im a hard core Bill Burr fan ... 6 years ago I wouldnt be able to understand this because English is not my mother tongue. I always loved to live on one of those small islands that nobody heard the name of (except locals :)) ) im pretty good. Drinking coffee before I go working on my university project about radio systems ... let be in touch... my instagram is : jeremybrettt I draw a lot of portraits ... check them out if you want 😉
Holy shit. I've listened to this like ten times. It cracks me up to no end hearing Bill Burr trying to get through reading this advertisement placement for Shari's Berries. He had me crying.
I had to shut my office door I started laughing so hard at this. I think the funniest part is just how sweet and innocent the actual text is. However, this is just pure comedy gold!
"He's got chocolate dipped berries; WHAT A F*G!!! OH MY GOD!" "Wrapping your lips around a cake pop wasn't gay enough for ya you fairy? Dude get away from me with your chocolate dipped balls." XD
Holy shit, I made the mistake of listening to this at work with headphones on. I had to pause as soon as he said, "Call 866-FRUIT" to walk away and laugh like a psycho.
One of the greatest reads of all time, and I have mucho respect for Shari's Berries, who incidentally still advertise on his show. Smart company. Nature Box cracked the shits like butthurt bitches.
I was on a desolate bus going back from an industrial park in Tongzhou Beijing after a bad day when I heard this. Laughed my ass off and couldn’t have agreed more when bill said I needed this. 2013 I miss you!
A decade later and people who’ve never heard of Shari’s Berries are likely visiting that dumb website and still trying the promo code. The executives were probably fuming at Bill’s take, not realising that it was likely the best spent advertising money ever.
If Bill Burr read all internet advertising there would be no need for ad-blocking software.
GREAT AAAASSSSSS!
Every ad he needs to say “who would buy this stupid shit?” and laugh
He just trade marked the pronunciation of the company's name. I will forever read it the way Bill says it lool "SHAAAAAARYS BARRYS" 😂
Haha
I'd get nothing done
Honesty in advertising!
"Who the fuck is gonna buy this shit?"
+bradlbe I was inspired
+bradlbe "Da fuck am I selling did I approve this?" lmao
"Dip your balls- dip you berries" I lost it
It's funny how that made sense in his head for a second before he corrected it.
"Im going to dip my balls in that" is a The State sketch. Maybe he was thinking of that.
I lost it after he said "what the fuck am I selling?" And just continued to lose it for the next like 2 minutes
"Tip in burr- type in burr, dip your balls- dip your berries" 2:20 I'm crying XD
"Hey you c*nts better buy some Shari's Berries..." Best pitch ever.
...what the fuck am i selling?
Call 866-FRUIT everybody! LMFAO
That's not enough numbers. I need emergency FRUIT goddamn it!
You can tell how old school Bill is when he starts laughing at the word "fruit" XD
Why is that?
@Shallex Ah, thanks. I'm new-school.
@@mario6148 new school fruit
Dude, 100%
I bet he just imagined how you'd have to be a fruit to call them xD
This is probably the greatest advertisement that has ever been done for Shari's Berries.
totally!! xD
Honestly it’s the only reason I and some of my buddies even know what Sherry’s Berries is and I ended up getting some for girlfriend just because I remembered this and they were awesome 😂
I always get them for my mom and wife and they are legit. The berries were perfectly ripe and dipped. I've gotten Edible Arrangements and the quality was
not even close
Totally, I came here, years later I realize now, because of some recent enough “HEEEADSPACEEEE MAAANNN” advertisement and the comments where all about how it hilarious it was and recalling these “Shaaarie’s Baaahrriiiees”. Here I am, had an infinite laugh, now I know about Headspace and Shari’s Berries and will probably never ever forget. Talking about an effective and timeless advertisement.
@@rickeykoga2312 I get edibles to but they aren't berries. 😉
The person who wrote that ad had no idea they were writing one of the great comedy routines of all time. Mind blowing.
Lmfao 🤣 big facts
"What the fuck am I selling!?!" Love it.
Shari's Berries couldn't of have asked for a more perfect promo. If this had been a straight pitch I wouldn't of have remembered who they were 5 seconds after the promo. Now Bill's made them an official bit. He's a marketing genius I tell you!!
Cliff Trainor I couldn't agree more!
Can somebody like research this? Did their sales go up? I bet they did.
@@mane4209 They actually dropped him as their advertiser because of this paparticular read but came back around later
Well, he's more considerate of the viewer and the need to keep things funny and entertaining. He knows people will otherwise fast forward through the ads so he gives people a reason to stick around and read through them.
I CANT forget Sheri's Berries
SHAARIES BAARRYS
This made me actually want to go to the website. They should give him a bonus for this.
I visited their website solely on the fact that it made Bill laugh like that!
I'd buy some, but they're like $30 for 20 chocolate dipped cherries.
WTF
Gene McBeats Ach, Bernd..
And yet they had the balls to drop him from his advertising sponsor list
@@WisamSafi1978 You mean they had the berries to drop him
“*oh, please spell out the words*”
Oh, by all means! 😂😂
It’s that stuff which makes it funny for me
“Order some chocolate berries for the fuckin person in your life”
'866 fruit' killed him.... fruitality !
Andrea Meneghini this comment deserves more likes
"you gotta see these enormous berries for yourself!" :D
"Click on the microphone and tip in Burr… type in Burr. Dip your balls in... dip your berries in that! Don't wait now. Order."
I've heard this a thousand times and still lose it when he blurts this out. 😂
For anyone who's only a casual listener of the podcast, yes they dropped him after this, but about 3 months later they came back because his laughing got people to actually buy their stuff.
Cry laughing every single time I come across this
@JustinBieber What are you 8?
I love that moment when a comedian does his real laugh, not the fake one he does on stage. This was so genuine
I watched this twice and still have tears from it lol
I've been watching it regularly for 8 years.
I'd like to get some berries for the fuckin' person in my life.
LMAO
I cant....i cant.
Holy shit, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. hahahahahahha. Don't feel bad for Sheri, she just got a shit load of free advertisement thanks to Bill's hilarious reading lol
@Keynesian Economics Correct however their payoff was much greater than expected. I'd safely assume that it's the extra reach to which Sheppy is considering free. The correct word prolly should have been "bonus" but in the 3 years of this comment, only you decided to be so pedantic.
I laugh just as hard every time I hear this. Man my eyes are watering.
+78Revolutions Awesome
JustinBieber
You make it sound like that's a problem. I prefer being able to enjoy things more than others
call 866 fruit. holyshit hahaha
Loved the authenticity and genuine laughter of Billy "Shaaaaarys "BURR-ies!"
Best advertiser!
"Oh by all means"
This is the best abs workout video on UA-cam!
“Order some chocolate berries for the fuckin’ person in your life.” This line cracks me up every time! I get that he means the special person in your life but the fact that it’s just the fuckin person in your life makes me laugh at the possibilities of who that person could be.
The fact they had bill laughin his ass off is some sort of achievement to me
Burr doing ad reads could be a show of its own 😂
"Call 866-Fruit!"😆😆😆
1:14 where it all starts to go off the rails HAHAHA HILARIOUS
You can hear him getting closer and closer to breaking lmfao its the best
Wow, I've listened to MMPC for years now, and JUST now stumbled upon this gold mine. This is up there with "why you going to Indianapolis, Bill?"
What took you so long?!?!
Woah! Which one is that? The Indianapolis one. Where's that from?
@@ThePiggiestOne not sure if you know, i think its responding to the airplane story where Bill is taking a ride somewhere (indianapolis) and a guy next to him starts asking him why hes on the plane and wheere he's going and who he is, and Bill just kind of trolls him.
@@ThePiggiestOne from Indiana
I was working at a golf course when this exact podcast aired and was listening to it while mowing greens.. was keeping it together for the most part but when he spelled out berries.. I instantly belly laughed and swerved the edge cut so bad. 😂😂 superintendent never let me cut greens a again lol. Thanks for this clip; took me back!
"Dip yer balls in...dip your berries in that!" omg im crying!!
The way Bill reads out “Send giant dipped strawberries…” just makes me cry laughing. I have no idea why
Because you’ve got a head like an orange.
Bill just upped Shari's Berries sales by 100000000%
Literally bought a dozen chocolate strawberries for my GF for Valentine's because of this ad. Shaaaari's Berrrries are so lucky to have a man like Bill Burr to read their ad.
This sounds so much like a Rick and Morty: Rixty Minutes commercial.
ua-cam.com/video/ba9k5SWwE38/v-deo.html
that’s what I commented before I saw this 😂
I’m Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson! I hope my prices aren’t too low!
I haven't had a really honest laugh in months. It's 2:25am Dec 23 and I had tears streaming down my face. That's all I needed for Christmas. Screw the gifts and food.
how is your life now in 2020? ;)
@@sinaasadi3800 Im laying in my hammock at my parents house on 5 acres of forest on an Island off the west coast of Canada. The sun is shining the birds are singing and we are safe and healthy with money for supplies during this coronavirus shut down. So life is pretty darn good thank you Sina. It's scary that comment was from 6 years ago because I remember watching this video like it was last year. How is your life in Denmark?
@@theslimeylimey oh I just got notigied about your reply. I love this video so much. Im a hard core Bill Burr fan ... 6 years ago I wouldnt be able to understand this because English is not my mother tongue. I always loved to live on one of those small islands that nobody heard the name of (except locals :)) ) im pretty good. Drinking coffee before I go working on my university project about radio systems ... let be in touch... my instagram is : jeremybrettt
I draw a lot of portraits ... check them out if you want 😉
I love your post. Its always so great to have a belly laugh.
8 years later... Sherrys Berries are huge! These guy sell tens of thousands on Valentines Day
This shit is hilarious even before he loses it with just the way he says Shari's Berries. He obviously thought the whole thing was ridiculous. LOL
"What the fuck am I selling? Did I approve this shit?" Then he starts cracking up, it gets me laughing everytime!
Holy shit. I've listened to this like ten times. It cracks me up to no end hearing Bill Burr trying to get through reading this advertisement placement for Shari's Berries. He had me crying.
I love how he reads the (insert story about when you received a gift) part.
866 FRUIT is what did me in
I had to shut my office door I started laughing so hard at this. I think the funniest part is just how sweet and innocent the actual text is. However, this is just pure comedy gold!
I used to work in sharis berries call center lmao. its like 20 bucks for shipping too haha
I laugh EVERY time I hear this!!😂😂 Bill's laugh is soooo infectious 😂
bills read actually inspired me to go the website and buy their shit
Oh my god. I'm in the library with headphones on and people are looking at me because I can't control myself
You can hear him subtly begin to lose it at 1:04 and then 15 seconds later totally breaks 😂
Still one of Burr’s great reads.
Best read ever!
I keep coming back to this….😂😂
I had to stop my jogging .. it was very funny
"He's got chocolate dipped berries; WHAT A F*G!!! OH MY GOD!"
"Wrapping your lips around a cake pop wasn't gay enough for ya you fairy? Dude get away from me with your chocolate dipped balls." XD
Oh man I love this. His laughter feels different here, it's like he's just my buddy and we're just chilling or something.
I was homesick on a rainy day in Greece, and this episode turned my week around. Great adventure ✌
I'm dying over here trying to get my girl something nice and remembered this podcast. This is the best one.
I come back to this read when I'm down. Never disappoints 😂
6 dipped gourmet strawberries for $19.99. Hot diggity, what a steal!
It's probably safe to say this your last advertisement for Shari's Berries.
I just went to their site and typed in "burr". They're still supporting him, apparently.
@@softan they were probably pissed at first till they started getting a shit ton of business from people typing Bills code
@@softan And that's the bottom line.
Bill immortalized Shari's Berries just like that
One of the funniest clips in a long time. I might just dip some balls thanks to you Bill!
Holy shit, I made the mistake of listening to this at work with headphones on. I had to pause as soon as he said, "Call 866-FRUIT" to walk away and laugh like a psycho.
One of the greatest reads of all time, and I have mucho respect for Shari's Berries, who incidentally still advertise on his show. Smart company. Nature Box cracked the shits like butthurt bitches.
Everytime I circle back to this bit I just laugh and cry hysterically. It's 2:25am and here I am.
Seriously, this is the best thing to ever happen to berries.
Oh man, I remember when this happened. And it makes me cry with laughter everytime!
This clip does not get any less hilarious the more I listen to it. Thank you Bill Burr!
"call 866 fruit." Yeah that's what sent him over the edge. lol
That Shari's Berries read was some cold lotion.
You know Bill will get upset if you misuse that word.
Future classic Burr.
RasmanZ you were right
I have to stop eating when I listen to this because if I don't I'll choke from laughing so hard
Oh god this is hilarious. Dying at work hahahahaha
Bill burr keeps it real!
I've been in radio a LONG time, this is the greatest live read in the history of the broadcasting business.
Fucking hilarious!
This made me cry from laughter.
Listened to this again, still funny as hell 🤣 😂
I was on a desolate bus going back from an industrial park in Tongzhou Beijing after a bad day when I heard this. Laughed my ass off and couldn’t have agreed more when bill said I needed this. 2013 I miss you!
call 866-fruit hahahah
Dip your balls always catches me off guard
Shhyareys beeeeries. I like the naturebox one too where he just gave up with the advert and started ranting about the product.
I know probably won't but I have to ask if you remember which podcast that was?
Cloudd Wonderling 1/27/14
Joey m what can I say? I try.
I think he actually got heat for that one from the Naturebox people.
Cliff Trainor yup. fuck 'em.
This never gets old
i lost it at 866-FRUIT
I love how he reads out the instructions they gave to him
LOL i ran out of One Wipe Charlies listening to this.
Where does he do the one wipe charlies one? I haven't been able to find it?
one wipe charlies are part of the advertising for dollar shave club.
Honestly, Bill Burr completely trashing on his sponsors makes me wanna support them even more.
Listened to this again and i almost died. - Sept . 2019.
THEY'RE BACK!!!!
“Fruit” 😂😂😂
A decade later and people who’ve never heard of Shari’s Berries are likely visiting that dumb website and still trying the promo code. The executives were probably fuming at Bill’s take, not realising that it was likely the best spent advertising money ever.
Periodically i'll come back to this video for some guaranteed laughs, ole freckles is just too funny.
Still relevant
I just saw a TV ad for Sharri's Berries. I lost it.
Same here(around the same time too). Searched for this podcast right afterwards.
Funniest live read ever on his show. Thanks for the laugh "Billy Berries!"
I remember listening to this while I was working and someone came in to ask me if I was ok because I was laughing so hard
"Order some chocolate berries for the fuckin' person in your life."
Best ad ever🤣🤣🤣🤣
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